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Poot-Hair
01-18-2012, 12:21 AM
IC: He was filming if you must know, I'll send you a copy of the tape. It's called "K-Jammin, 2 girls, 5 cups and a cat" IC(as the Poot-Hair): 2 girls, 5 cups, and a cat ehh? *spits tobacco juice* Not bayud son, of course ol' Pooty here once did a flick called "Poot-Hair, 3 goats, a llama, and granny poot". Boy lemme tell you granny poot gives one hayull of a reach around.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 12:23 AM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): 2 girls, 5 cups, and a cat ehh? *spits tobacco juice* Not bayud son, of course ol' Pooty here once did a flick called "Poot-Hair, 3 goats, a llama, and granny poot". Boy lemme tell you granny poot gives one hayull of a reach around.
IC: Excuse me while I go shoot my brains out

Snair
01-18-2012, 12:26 AM
ic(as the poot-hair): 2 girls, 5 cups, and a cat ehh? *spits tobacco juice* not bayud son, of course ol' pooty here once did a flick called "poot-hair, 3 goats, a llama, and granny poot". Boy lemme tell you granny poot gives one hayull of a reach around.

ic:sounds a blockbuster!

Poot-Hair
01-18-2012, 12:28 AM
IC: Excuse me while I go shoot my brains out IC(as The Poot-Hair) WAIT!! Before yew go an' do somethin' like that....*shuffles in his pockets* here's an autographed picture of granny poot naked holdin' tha llama's dong

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 12:29 AM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): 2 girls, 5 cups, and a cat ehh? *spits tobacco juice* Not bayud son, of course ol' Pooty here once did a flick called "Poot-Hair, 3 goats, a llama, and granny poot". Boy lemme tell you granny poot gives one hayull of a reach around.

IC: Well other than what you said.....I find it disturbing that I actually respect the Southern Sons of JBW.

Poot-Hair
01-18-2012, 12:29 AM
ic:sounds a blockbuster! IC(as the Poot-Hair): Blockbuster? Yew mean Ballbuster....I had to go into the hospital for dehydration after blowin' so many loads aimed at muh livestock an' relatives...

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 12:39 AM
IC: No amount of psychiatric care can make me unsee this. *Grabs Poot-Hair and hits the Final Judgement on him and then stomps on him til he is barley conscience*

Poot-Hair
01-18-2012, 12:44 AM
IC: No amount of psychiatric care can make me unsee this. *Grabs Poot-Hair and hits the Final Judgement on him and then stomps on him til he is barley conscience*IC(as the Poot-Hair): *as he's getting back to his feet he wipes blood off his mouth and spits a bloody wad* Not bayud son....I've been hit harder but still not bayud at all....try this one on fer size *Kicks Holy in the gut and delivers a vicious double underhook piledriver onto the floor*

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 12:49 AM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): *as he's getting back to his feet he wipes blood off his mouth and spits a bloody wad* Not bayud son....I've been hit harder but still not bayud at all....try this one on fer size *Kicks Holy in the gut and delivers a vicious double underhook piledriver onto the floor*

IC: Mr. Poot let me have this one.....*as Jose is down, Shuriken backs up for some distance. Jose is half way up and Shuriken runs and delivers his Boma-Ye knee to Jose's face.*

Poot-Hair
01-18-2012, 12:50 AM
And on that note, goodnight JBW!! I got my W2's in so I'm going to H&R Block bright and early in the morning to get them filled out. Take care guys!

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 12:51 AM
ic: Mr. Poot let me have this one.....*as jose is down, shuriken backs up for some distance. Jose is half way up and shuriken runs and delivers his boma-ye knee to jose's face.*
ic: ............

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 12:54 AM
who is in charge of this ppv??

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 12:54 AM
ic: ............

*A ref checks Jose's condition and throws an "X" symbol"

IC: Piledriven on the floor and a knee to the face.....Enjoy your concussion!

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 12:59 AM
*A ref checks Jose's condition and throws an "X" symbol"

IC: Piledriven on the floor and a knee to the face.....Enjoy your concussion!
that was uncalled for..... :(

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 01:01 AM
who is in charge of this ppv??

You referring to the cross fed ppv there?

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:21 AM
IC:Im here for two men,And Tommy Thunder knows who they are. The devil walks at Midnight,Sleeps at Noon,and pays a visit to the keeper of the gate in the Morning.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 01:31 AM
IC:Im here for two men,And Tommy Thunder knows who they are. The devil walks at Midnight,Sleeps at Noon,and pays a visit to the keeper of the gate in the Morning.

IC: TheDevilsAdvocate and the Sleeper?

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 01:33 AM
IC:Im here for two men,And Tommy Thunder knows who they are. The devil walks at Midnight,Sleeps at Noon,and pays a visit to the keeper of the gate in the Morning.
IC as Azrael: Ano I would be more than happy to kick your ass but I am not medically cleared to compete. Though I'm sure you're glad you don't come face to face against Death himself I'm sure you'll just hide and avoid me. but death is unavoidable

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:37 AM
IC as Azrael: Ano I would be more than happy to kick your ass but I am not medically cleared to compete. Though I'm sure you're glad you don't come face to face against Death himself I'm sure you'll just hide and avoid me. but death is unavoidable

IC:Shut your damn fuckin mouth motherfucker,I didnt ask you to speak to me..

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:39 AM
IC: TheDevilsAdvocate and the Sleeper?

IC:Close,You're the "puzzle" man Tommy was talking to...I don't believe we've met.'shakes Shuriken's hand before mysteriously vanishing.'

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 01:39 AM
IC:Im here for two men,And Tommy Thunder knows who they are. The devil walks at Midnight,Sleeps at Noon,and pays a visit to the keeper of the gate in the Morning.

IC: Me? What the hell have I got to do with it?

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 01:40 AM
You referring to the cross fed ppv there?
sure am =)

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 01:40 AM
IC:Shut your damn fuckin mouth motherfucker,I didnt ask you to speak to me..
IC as Azrael: hahaha such filth that comes out from you.you walk around think you're a dark evil entity. Yet there is only one dark entity in the world and that is Death. Death comes to those in one swift motion. You are not capable of grasping such power. Ano your days are numbed and when the Angel of Death comes for you all you will do is cower in fear. Mwahahahahahahaha

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 01:41 AM
IC:Close,You're the "puzzle" man Tommy was talking to...I don't believe we've met.'shakes Shuriken's hand before mysteriously vanishing.'

IC: *dark teleports to the stranger's place* You aren't the only one who can vanish. Who are you?

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:44 AM
IC as Azrael: hahaha such filth that comes out from you.you walk around think you're a dark evil entity. Yet there is only one dark entity in the world and that is Death. Death comes to those in one swift motion. You are not capable of grasping such power. Ano your days are numbed and when the Angel of Death comes for you all you will do is cower in fear. Mwahahahahahahaha

IC:No,I know what I am and you'd be lucky if I dont snap your arm again...Im not your brother...I won't let go for your own good and well being...If that is what you say then I shall hold you to it...But how will the angel kill me when Ive died 15 times over the past 30 years? You can't kill whats not your creation...If you are death...Then I am hell.

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 01:50 AM
sure am =)

Well the creative teams of both feds are in charge, you can go to any of us with any questions etc.
The second ppv specifically, Grind and R(ob) are writing it.

Anything I can help with?

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 01:51 AM
IC:No,I know what I am and you'd be lucky if I dont snap your arm again...Im not your brother...I won't let go for your own good and well being...If that is what you say then I shall hold you to it...But how will the angel kill me when Ive died 15 times over the past 30 years? You can't kill whats not your creation...If you are death...Then I am hell.
IC as Azrael: please do you know what Hell is? Hell is being in the absence of Gods Grace. You are no hell no instead you are nothing but trickery you say you 15 times yet I am immortal Ano you stand for nothing while I stand for the glory that is and eternal pain is your judgement you do not fear death but instead anticipate and when I come you'll beg of me to end your pathetic life

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:52 AM
IC: *dark teleports to the stranger's place* You aren't the only one who can vanish. Who are you?


IC:Ah,there you are...I knew you'd follow...I am a darkness that transcends all the constellations in the sky and every single tombstone in the cemetary...I know full well who you are...Even though I'm a stranger to you...See...I know exactly of the darkness brooding within you...I saw you kick that bag into the air before...I feel the power of the darkness on your soul...Dont listen to the rest...You are doing right...In due time you will learn who I am...I promise.

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 01:58 AM
IC as Azrael: please do you know what Hell is? Hell is being in the absence of Gods Grace. You are no hell no instead you are nothing but trickery you say you 15 times yet I am immortal Ano you stand for nothing while I stand for the glory that is and eternal pain is your judgement you do not fear death but instead anticipate and when I come you'll beg of me to end your pathetic life

IC:Hell? Childs play...I was forged in the abyss and fires of The Netherworld...A place much darker and unholy than hell...Middle Earth...On the inside...Where things just don't add up and things you thought never existed roam free and rule with an undenyable thirst...and you're not very smart either are you? You remark about me dying fifteen times and then in the same breath say you're immortal...If Ive died fifteen times and still stand before you what does that make me? Oh you're right though...I anxiously await your arrival and anticipate it with an icy breath that will snuff out your entire requiem for a dream.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:01 AM
IC:Ah,there you are...I knew you'd follow...I am a darkness that transcends all the constellations in the sky and every single tombstone in the cemetary...I know full well who you are...Even though I'm a stranger to you...See...I know exactly of the darkness brooding within you...I saw you kick that bag into the air before...I feel the power of the darkness on your soul...Dont listen to the rest...You are doing right...In due time you will learn who I am...I promise.

IC: And here I thought....I am only one that noticed such energies. Since you know.....we will cross paths again.

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 02:01 AM
IC: Me? What the hell have I got to do with it?

IC:For it was you that instructed me upon the two true individuals to target.

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 02:03 AM
Well the creative teams of both feds are in charge, you can go to any of us with any questions etc.
The second ppv specifically, Grind and R(ob) are writing it.

Anything I can help with?

just that
thanks tommy
ps
cant wait for our match in awf vs hwa

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 02:04 AM
IC:For it was you that instructed me upon the two true individuals to target.

IC: True. Carry on Mr Doom.

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 02:05 AM
just that
thanks tommy
ps
cant wait for our match in awf vs hwa

Damn yeah! Of course! Should be a good one man!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 02:15 AM
Damn yeah! Of course! Should be a good one man!
ic: may the best win tho im sure we all know who will win

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 02:24 AM
Well about twenty minutes ago, I finished Skyrim (not completely of course...it's impossible to do that) 78 HOURS!!! That is the longest save game I have ever had.

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 02:25 AM
ic: may the best win tho im sure we all know who will win

IC: Of course we know who will win. The 2 time and current HWA World Champion. Because I am the best in the world at what I do.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:28 AM
Well about twenty minutes ago, I finished Skyrim (not completely of course...it's impossible to do that) 78 HOURS!!! That is the longest save game I have ever had.

Good job! I can't wait to play it!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 02:31 AM
IC: Of course we know who will win. The 2 time and current HWA World Champion. Because I am the best in the world at what I do.

Ic: Chris jericho just called
he wants his line back

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 02:38 AM
Ic: Chris jericho just called
he wants his line back

IC: Wrong. Chris Jericho just called.
He said keep sparkling.

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 02:40 AM
IC: Wrong. Chris Jericho just called.
He said keep sparkling.
Ic: oh i will
all the way to a flaming star and a win for AWF
OOc: my finisher

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:44 AM
IC as Seth Thirteen: Avidico, watch your back. I will be coming after the Superfly Championship real soon. The High-Core star, Seth Thirteen will gladly take that belt away from you.

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 02:45 AM
Ic: oh i will
all the way to a flaming star and a win for AWF
OOc: my finisher

IC: You misunderstood. He called me, you idiot.

PandaMassacre
01-18-2012, 03:07 AM
IC: You misunderstood. He called me, you idiot.

Thunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:10 AM
Thunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

*thunder sounds*

PandaMassacre
01-18-2012, 03:12 AM
*thunder sounds*



;D Yay! I get my own special sound effects.

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 03:14 AM
Thunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


*thunder sounds*

Gotta love some old school Thunder!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 03:17 AM
IC: You misunderstood. He called me, you idiot.
Ic: But but he rung me first *runs away crying*

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 03:20 AM
Ic: But but he rung me first *runs away crying*

IC: Ohhhh, I'm sorry. But I can't help that Jericho loves me more.


;D Yay! I get my own special sound effects.

Before I forget, I need to PM you about something. Stay tuned!

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:25 AM
IC as Seth Thirteen: Avidico, watch your back. I will be coming after the Superfly Championship real soon. The High-Core star, Seth Thirteen will gladly take that belt away from you.

Quoting self to get Avidico's attention.

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 03:31 AM
ATTENTION!


A change is being made to the mag to keep it up to date. I originally planned to write a review on Expect the Unexpected but since we just had our first Cross Fed PPV, Collision Course, I have decided to write a review on that. I'll be sending questions tomorrow to people who participated in the show to get thoughts from the characters themselves about their matches and opponents, so start thinking on that. Until then, that is all.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:34 AM
Paul vs Guile!

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 03:40 AM
Paul vs Guile!

BATTLE OF THE CRAZY HAIRCUTS!!!

all caps please!!

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:42 AM
BATTLE OF THE CRAZY HAIRCUTS!!!

Best In The Universe vs Family Man

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:01 AM
IC as Seth Thirteen: Avidico, watch your back. I will be coming after the Superfly Championship real soon. The High-Core star, Seth Thirteen will gladly take that belt away from you.
IC: seth seth seth you have so much to learn
everyone in the superfly division would love to take this title away from me
the problem is
i aint gonna lose it
Seth
i am the reason you are even wrestling for this company
i am the reason the superfly division is as great as it is
i am the best highflyer in jbw and in the efeds
and there aint nothing you can do bout it

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:03 AM
IC: Ohhhh, I'm sorry. But I can't help that Jericho loves me more.



Before I forget, I need to PM you about something. Stay tuned!

Avidico Turns around and runs towards tommy
stops suddenly when he is in front of tommy and kicks him in the nuts
he then walks away
he stops, turns around and yells "Punks better"

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:06 AM
IC: seth seth seth you have so much to learn
everyone in the superfly division would love to take this title away from me
the problem is
i aint gonna lose it
Seth
i am the reason you are even wrestling for this company
i am the reason the superfly division is as great as it is
i am the best highflyer in jbw and in the efeds
and there aint nothing you can do bout it

IC as Seth: Oh you gonna lose it Avi. Why? Because I am a tough high flyer! And I am not just saying that. I am a High-Core Star. High for the flying and Core for Hardcore. You aren't gonna stop me from winning that Superfly Championship. I am a superior high flyer and a superior deathmatch wrestler. You will be a stepping stone to my greatness! I will be a dual champion Avi! Superfly and Horrorcore!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:09 AM
IC as Seth: Oh you gonna lose it Avi. Why? Because I am a tough high flyer! And I am not just saying that. I am a High-Core Star. High for the flying and Core for Hardcore. You aren't gonna stop me from winning that Superfly Championship. I am a superior high flyer and a superior deathmatch wrestler. You will be a stepping stone to my greatness! I will be a dual champion Avi! Superfly and Horrorcore!
Ic: dreams are free seth
you see this isnt the horrorcore division his is the superfly division
your hardcore style is worthless here
so get to the back of the line..Amigo
there are plenty of better competition before you

Tommy Thunder
01-18-2012, 04:12 AM
Avidico Turns around and runs towards tommy
stops suddenly when he is in front of tommy and kicks him in the nuts
he then walks away
he stops, turns around and yells "Punks better"

IC: *Tommy is on his knees on the floor clutching his genitals*

You little... Punk...!

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:16 AM
Ic: dreams are free seth
you see this isnt the horrorcore division his is the superfly division
your hardcore style is worthless here
so get to the back of the line..Amigo
there are plenty of better competition before you

IC as Seth: Maybe you misheard me, I AM THE HIGH-CORE STAR! I'm a high-flyer and hardcore wrestler. I will glady take that belt from you and be one step closer in DOMINATING not one....BUT TWO DIVISIONS!

PandaMassacre
01-18-2012, 04:23 AM
I am heading off to snoozeville. I will make sure that I get on sometime later one to get to replies.

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:26 AM
IC: Maybe you misheard me, I AM THE HIGH-CORE STAR! I'm a high-flyer and hardcore wrestler. I will glady take that belt from you and be one step closer in DOMINATING not one....BUT TWO DIVISIONS!
Ic: anytime.. mr High core gee no need to shout

OOC: just thought of the best match for this
Hardore ultimate X

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:29 AM
Ic: anytime.. mr High core gee no need to shout

OOC: just thought of the best match for this
Hardore ultimate X

IC as Seth: That belt will look good on me.

OOC: JBW Creative....wherever you are....BOOK THIS SHIET FOR THE NEXT BIG SHOW!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:33 AM
IC as Seth: That belt will look good on me.

OOC: JBW Creative....wherever you are....BOOK THIS SHIET FOR THE NEXT BIG SHOW!

iC: Ahhh But it looks better on me and i dont plan on losing it any time soon

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:34 AM
and it i a superfly match made in heaven

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:42 AM
iC: Ahhh But it looks better on me and i dont plan on losing it any time soon

IC: Sorry Avi, your time is up! That belt is coming with me and even with your high-flying skill, you can't stop me. You will see.

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:46 AM
IC: Sorry Avi, your time is up! That belt is coming with me and even with your high-flying skill, you can't stop me. You will see.
Ic: well i think i will let my skills speak for me
ill tell you what
how about you become my personal title holder
that thing weights a ton
its the only wat your ever going to hold that belt
and you get free dental

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:49 AM
whtever happened to that charity show?? i think it was a gud idea

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:49 AM
Ic: well i think i will let my skills speak for me
ill tell you what
how about you become my personal title holder
that thing weights a ton
its the only wat your ever going to hold that belt
and you get free dental

IC as Seth: Oh this guy has jokes! I told you Avi, I am planning to win that Superfly Championship and be CHAMPION!

tnawhat
01-18-2012, 04:54 AM
IC as Seth: Oh this guy has jokes! I told you Avi, I am planning to win that Superfly Championship and be CHAMPION!
ic: i try i try
so wining the title huh
i think that was what negro said before i beat him
im pretty sure that g Scorp said the same
they are all words seth
the sooner you learn this title is going nowhere
the better it will be for everyone
go back to the circus

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 04:57 AM
ic: i try i try
so wining the title huh
i think that was what negro said before i beat him
im pretty sure that g Scorp said the same
they are all words seth
the sooner you learn this title is going nowhere
the better it will be for everyone
go back to the circus

IC: Those two aren't comparable to me. I will show you that I am different! Even if it means if I have to corkscrew splash you or introduce a barbed wire steel chair at your face!

Snair
01-18-2012, 05:50 AM
When is the ppv?

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 05:55 AM
The cross fed PPV will be next Monday! :D

Oh to get this out there....NAOMICHI MARUFUJI THANKED ME :D!!!

Snair
01-18-2012, 09:36 AM
The cross fed PPV will be next Monday! :D

Oh to get this out there....NAOMICHI MARUFUJI THANKED ME :D!!!
Thanks for the info bro and btw who is this fuji guy you are talking about?

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 10:56 AM
IC as Seth: That belt will look good on me.

OOC: JBW Creative....wherever you are....BOOK THIS SHIET FOR THE NEXT BIG SHOW!
IC as DJ Black: yo yo yo! In due time I'll be in JBW and be getting that SuperFly belt. A former world champion like myself. You heard my nigga? It don't matta who be da SuperFly Champ. It will all fall to the reign of Black? Black and Yellow!

HeelTurn
01-18-2012, 11:07 AM
IC as DJ Black: yo yo yo! In due time I'll be in JBW and be getting that SuperFly belt. A former world champion like myself. You heard my nigga? It don't matta who be da SuperFly Champ. It will all fall to the reign of Black? Black and Yellow!

IC: It doesnt matter who is Super Fly champ, there is only one that has ever mattered, the original, the unquestionable, the one, the only, The Prophecy.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 11:43 AM
IC: It doesnt matter who is Super Fly champ, there is only one that has ever mattered, the original, the unquestionable, the one, the only, The Prophecy.
IC as HolyJose: damn straight! Ready for the 22nd? That's the date of the PPV!

HeelTurn
01-18-2012, 11:44 AM
IC as HolyJose: damn straight! Ready for the 22nd? That's the date of the PPV!

IC: The Prophecy is always ready to besmirch a jobber.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 11:59 AM
IC: The Prophecy is always ready to besmirch a jobber.
IC as HolyJose: that's prefect to hear!

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 12:52 PM
Has anyone been asked to do promos for the next show? I haven't heard shit yet.

HeelTurn
01-18-2012, 12:57 PM
Has anyone been asked to do promos for the next show? I haven't heard shit yet.

No I havent, but then again my services may not be needed, le sigh.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 12:58 PM
No I havent, but then again my services may not be needed, le sigh.

There's no show without Proph and K-Jam sharing their wisdom...

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 01:02 PM
K-Jammin and HeelTurn...SIGS OF THE CENTURY!!!

thejman93
01-18-2012, 01:07 PM
@ Jammsta and HT- Rob is getting those PMs out today fellas.

@ zapph- The JBW Remembered piece is coming soon. pwomise.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 01:09 PM
@ Jammsta and HT- Rob is getting those PMs out today fellas.

@ zapph- The JBW Remembered piece is coming soon. pwomise.

Cheers for letting me know man!

and Layla thanks you Zapph! xD

thejman93
01-18-2012, 01:12 PM
Anybody seen Kash?

I haven't heard from him in a while.

HeelTurn
01-18-2012, 01:14 PM
Anybody seen Kash?

I haven't heard from him in a while.

I havent heard from him since (checks inbox) the 9th.

thejman93
01-18-2012, 01:16 PM
I havent heard from him since (checks inbox) the 9th.

Yeah.

I'm just so used to him being around all the time.

HeelTurn
01-18-2012, 01:19 PM
Yeah.

I'm just so used to him being around all the time.

He must be really busy at his job...

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 01:32 PM
Cheers for letting me know man!

and Layla thanks you Zapph! xD

IC: Yeah...you know she still sets up appointments with The Alpha Dog, right? The Alpha Dog didn't know if you knew, so he thought you should know.

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 01:34 PM
@ Jammsta and HT- Rob is getting those PMs out today fellas.

@ zapph- The JBW Remembered piece is coming soon. pwomise.

We still have a good amount of time. I still have a review for Collision Course to do and I have to start all over again on the shoot questions because one of my nieces got on my laptop and press the x on it before I got to save it.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 01:35 PM
IC: Yeah...you know she still sets up appointments with The Alpha Dog, right? The Alpha Dog didn't know if you knew, so he thought you should know.

IC: Never had a problem with you before, but please don't make me put you down little doggy...

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 01:39 PM
IC: Never had a problem with you before, but please don't make me put you down little doggy...

IC: Ok Jammin...out of the respect The Alpha Dog has for a fellow dominator, The Alpha Dog will start ignoring Laylas calls. Oh and Lucy's too, that is if you're still seeing her.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 01:40 PM
IC: Thanks Shuri after that loss of consciences last night I forgot why I was gonna blow my brains out...I owe you one

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 01:42 PM
IC: Ok Jammin...out of the respect The Alpha Dog has for a fellow dominator, The Alpha Dog will start ignoring Laylas calls. Oh and Lucy's too, that is if you're still seeing her.

IC: Lucy is currently in hiding as she's embarrassed about her black eye, but when she gives me peas instead of baked beans for dinner what does the bitch expect?

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:00 PM
IC as DJ Black: yo yo yo! In due time I'll be in JBW and be getting that SuperFly belt. A former world champion like myself. You heard my nigga? It don't matta who be da SuperFly Champ. It will all fall to the reign of Black? Black and Yellow!

IC as Seth Thirteen: Who the hell is this guy?

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 02:12 PM
IC as Seth Thirteen: Who the hell is this guy?
IC as DJ Black: I am the innovator of SuperFly the first ever AWF World Champion where Superfly reigns supreme. So nigga what have you accomplished lately? I have decided to join the ranks of JBW to show you what SuperFly really is. I reign supreme in all things High Flying! Black and Yellow

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:15 PM
For Zaps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZk8n29BrOo&feature=g-u&context=G27da1b2FUAAAAAAAAAA

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:18 PM
IC as DJ Black: I am the innovator of SuperFly the first ever AWF World Champion where Superfly reigns supreme. So nigga what have you accomplished lately? I have decided to join the ranks of JBW to show you what SuperFly really is. I reign supreme in all things High Flying! Black and Yellow

IC as Seth: Well since we decided to start in this company, we are in the same level. The High-Core Star will kick your ass and beat Avi for the SuperFly Championship. I have much bigger goals and if I have to show that I am a better high-flyer than the "innovator" then I will.

thejman93
01-18-2012, 02:27 PM
IC: DJ Black invented Superfly? Really?

I seem to remember the Superfly division becoming relevant only after Proph' and I put on three phenomenal matches for the title.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 02:31 PM
IC as Seth: Well since we decided to start in this company, we are in the same level. The High-Core Star will kick your ass and beat Avi for the SuperFly Championship. I have much bigger goals and if I have to show that I am a better high-flyer than the "innovator" then I will.
IC as DJ Black: High-Core? What have you been getting in my weed and shooting some porn? because that's what it sounds like. I took AWF to the mainstream and I'll do the same with the SuperFly Avidico doesn't stand a chance and neither do you.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 02:33 PM
IC: DJ Black invented Superfly? Really?

I seem to remember the Superfly division becoming relevant only after Proph' and I put on three phenomenal matches for the title.
IC as DJ Black: Please we all know that it was I that gave high flying a meaning in AWF. You and Prophecy didn't even deserve that it was mediocre at best.

IC as HolyJose: DJ Black? What the fuck? Weren't you and SuperCenaSucks the ones that organized AWF just to give you a false sense of championship? I hope Seth kicks your ass

thejman93
01-18-2012, 02:38 PM
IC as DJ Black: Please we all know that it was I that gave high flying a meaning in AWF. You and Prophecy didn't even deserve that it was mediocre at best.

IC as HolyJose: DJ Black? What the fuck? Weren't you and SuperCenaSucks the ones that organized AWF just to give you a false sense of championship? I hope Seth kicks your ass

IC @ DJ Black: If Seth isn't the one to destroy you; I will be.

OOC: I made Holy talk to himself! :D

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 02:40 PM
IC @ DJ Black: If Seth isn't the one to destroy you; I will be.

OOC: I made Holy talk to himself! :D
IC as DJ Black: Nigga please. If Jason Alexander, Avidico, and HolyJose didn't take me out what makes you think you can?

IC as HolyJose: Goddamit who signed this SOB?

OOC: Tis quite fun talking to yourself :D

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:42 PM
IC as DJ Black: High-Core? What have you been getting in my weed and shooting some porn? because that's what it sounds like. I took AWF to the mainstream and I'll do the same with the SuperFly Avidico doesn't stand a chance and neither do you.

IC as Seth: Another dumb wrestler.....let me explain to you as simple as I can. I am not only a high-flying wrestler but I am also a hardcore wrestler. So don't be surprised when I introduced to you a fucking steel chair on that face of your yours. My goal is simple: being a dual champion. Being the Superfly and Horrorcore Champion here in JBW and there is nothing you or Avi can do about it.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 02:46 PM
IC: Onions.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 02:46 PM
IC as Seth: Another dumb wrestler.....let me explain to you as simple as I can. I am not only a high-flying wrestler but I am also a hardcore wrestler. So don't be surprised when I introduced to you a fucking steel chair on that face of your yours. My goal is simple: being a dual champion. Being the Superfly and Horrorcore Champion here in JBW and there is nothing you or Avi can do about it.
IC as DJ Black: Me? Dumb? Funny see. I don't give a shit about you being hardcore? I grew up in the hood I know a thing or two about breaking necks. So you introducing me to a steel chair I'll introduce you to my motherfuckin' Colt .45! Let's see who wins there. That SuperFly title is mine and mine only just watch once I debut in JBW

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 02:51 PM
IC as DJ Black: Me? Dumb? Funny see. I don't give a shit about you being hardcore? I grew up in the hood I know a thing or two about breaking necks. So you introducing me to a steel chair I'll introduce you to my motherfuckin' Colt .45! Let's see who wins there. That SuperFly title is mine and mine only just watch once I debut in JBW

IC as Seth: Go ahead, nigga. I grew up in the hood too foo. Been shot and stabbed numerous times! See unlike you, I don't need a damned gun! All I have is my high-flying and hardcore skills to kick your anorexic ass and to move on to be great! NOTHING WILL STOP ME IN BEING SUPERFLY AND HORRORCORE CHAMPION!

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 02:58 PM
IC: Lettuce.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:01 PM
IC: Onions.

IC as Shuriken: *throws an onion at your face*


IC: Lettuce.

IC as Shuriken: "kicks lettuce at your head*

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:09 PM
IC as Shuriken: *throws an onion at your face, but misses due to throwing like a girl*



IC as Shuriken: "kicks lettuce at your head, but misses due kicking skill being heavily effected by the anal rape suffered last night*

IC: Wow, just wow...

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:12 PM
Really wish we would've had the show thread from day one...

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 03:13 PM
Really wish we would've had the show thread from day one...
Digging for something?

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:17 PM
Digging for something?

Multiple things actually.

Very annoying.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:17 PM
Really wish we would've had the show thread from day one...

I know what you mean, I was trying to find my debut the other day but had no luck.

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:19 PM
I know what you mean, I was trying to find my debut the other day but had no luck.

I vaguely remember your first promo.

Thought you were awesome even then.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:22 PM
I vaguely remember your first promo.

Thought you were awesome even then.

SES actually wrote most of my first promo, which is the only time anyone has ever had any input on my promos. I wanted his help as I was convinced no one would enjoy my promos, was shitting myself I was!

Fuck, that seems ages ago now...

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:28 PM
SES actually wrote most of my first promo, which is the only time anyone has ever had any input on my promos. I wanted his help as I was convinced no one would enjoy my promos, was shitting myself I was!

Fuck, that seems ages ago now...

You came in right after we started, right?

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:33 PM
Reminiscing? lol

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:35 PM
You came in right after we started, right?

I think about a month into it if I'm not mistaken

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:35 PM
Reminiscing? lol

Nah.

Working on the mag.

SilverGhost
01-18-2012, 03:37 PM
Nah.

Working on the mag.

How is that going? I know it will be good!

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:43 PM
How is that going? I know it will be good!

It's driving me fucking insane to be honest.

No worries though, it'll go smooth once I have all the info.

@K-Jamm- Just read a show where you and Siaki had a match.

The more things change...

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:49 PM
It's driving me fucking insane to be honest.

No worries though, it'll go smooth once I have all the info.

@K-Jamm- Just read a show where you and Siaki had a match.

The more things change...

I think that was my first match! Page number?

thejman93
01-18-2012, 03:54 PM
I think that was my first match! Page number?

Might've been.

404.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 03:55 PM
Might've been.

404.

You legend, cheers bud.

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 04:02 PM
So far the albums I'm reviewing are Blink 182's Neighborhoods, Kiss' Sonic Boom (too lazy to torrent) what classic album should I review? And no one has done a twitter post since the last mag so I can't do twitter watch :/

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 04:48 PM
After reading some old pages, I just realised that my first ever win was against Roman on SHOWDOWN! ;)

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 04:56 PM
i am sorry to say that i will be leaving JBW. im not the person who matt said was jumping ship. but i am leaving and i hope i can find a spot in another thread. silverlace rip off a thing i made and i worked hard on. its not easy going a gay gimmick. i wish everyone here luck. i'm sorry jman. WWTNA turn down the thing i sent you. thanks for the fun guys. silverlace fuck off. this will be my last post in this thread. i dont want to help you with your post count.

So this is what happened to thedag.....

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 04:59 PM
We don't need him, we have better and talented roster than EWNCW!!!, we don't need whinners
Oh the irony!!!!!! I'm having fun digging through old posts

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 05:01 PM
Oh the irony!!!!!! I'm having fun digging through old posts

Same, some of the posts are REALLY ironic!

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 05:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQNJIhyqb10
Trips88 makes his way out to the stage area and speaks, "Manabu! You thought I was joking when I said that I was going to get my hands on you?! Well, since I can't fight all five of you guys, I got myself a little back-up....."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhmwUCv1vg&feature=player_embedded
Stinger makes his way to the stage area next to Trips88 and Zeus looks confused. What is Stinger187 doing out here!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yuZud4r0k&feature=related
NO WAY!!!!! TheDevilsAdvacate is back!!!! TDA makes his way next to Trips88 and Stinger187 as they look to go to war with the Five Star Attraction. The Five Star Attraction looks confused as to whats going on......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMeKE638Hg
Newcomer HolyJose2391 is here!!!!! He makes his debut tonight!!!!! He walks to Trips88, Stinger187, and TBA as he has a mic in his hand and starts to speak, "I'm HolyJose2391 and I make my debut tonight!!!! *Crowd cheers* "I will now fade away for no human beings like the Five Star Attraction. I came to JBW to be the best and thats what i'm going to do! I wrestled all over the world, winning some and losing some, but I was still the best coming out of those glorious matches!!! I know all of you are thinking "Why is he here?" Well, i'm here to put an end to this domination from Manabu, Snair, Zeus Apollo, rko619, and Markus Beersteain with the help of these three men right next to me!!! JBW has now seen the magnificent debut of an HolyJose2391 era and an end of the Five Star Attraction!!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlL3Nb1na9w&feature=fvwrel
Trips88, Stinger187, TDA, and HolyJose2391 runs The Five Star Attraction out of the ring and into the crowd!!! The FSA are confused as to whats going on right now!!! Trips88 and the rest picks up IPITB which IPITB is confused as to what is happening right now. Trips88, Stinger187, TDA, HolyJose2391 reaches there hands out to IPITB and IPITB shakes there hands showing a sign of respect. They all look at The Five Star Attraction as they look back and both groups looks at each other. Is Trips88, Stinger187, TDA, and HolyJose2391 a start of a new group? Is the Warfare World Champion IPITB in it? Could these five men really take out the Five Star Attraction??? Thats all the time we have but we'll see you next week!!! JBW!

Woooo my debut!

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 05:12 PM
Same, some of the posts are REALLY ironic!
It's funny how much changes in just a few months

zapphoman
01-18-2012, 05:16 PM
SES actually wrote most of my first promo, which is the only time anyone has ever had any input on my promos. I wanted his help as I was convinced no one would enjoy my promos, was shitting myself I was!

Fuck, that seems ages ago now...

I remember doing my first promo for JBW. I was so nervous about it because it was the first time I have done something like this, but DUBS said it was great. I felt significantly better about it after that.

K-Jammin
01-18-2012, 05:36 PM
u bet u hve with that title around ur waist i respect u bt u wont b champ 4 long

^^ At least tnawhat's grammar has got better, jeez...

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 05:54 PM
^^ At least tnawhat's grammar has got better, jeez...
holyjose that was not understandable

SouthernBlood
01-18-2012, 06:07 PM
OOC:Well that sure was some swell IC stuff last night,hats off to all,hm now just where to start today? I admit i was skeptical about all the IC but when you get rolling its quite nice actually

Rehmix
01-18-2012, 06:46 PM
I remember that I actually won my first match and it was against JMan!

Broc
01-18-2012, 07:12 PM
I believe my debut was against some dude named "rko619" I know I won, and then FSA turned on him, if I'm remembering correct, anyone remember this?

HolyJose2391
01-18-2012, 08:00 PM
I believe my debut was against some dude named "rko619" I know I won, and then FSA turned on him, if I'm remembering correct, anyone remember this?
Yea I do! Rko619 is now Billy Bastion of the Nasty Crew

RomanFlare
01-18-2012, 10:08 PM
Obvious Fi is Obvious (http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j368/RomanCandle332/13375700.jpg)

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 12:46 AM
^^^^liar lol

RomanFlare
01-19-2012, 12:47 AM
^^^^liar lol

Hey, I gotta appeal to the internet nerds!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 12:49 AM
Hey, I gotta appeal to the internet nerds!

"RomanFlare was a top tier wrestler....until he took an arrow to the knee."

RomanFlare
01-19-2012, 12:51 AM
"RomanFlare was a top tier wrestler....until he took an arrow to the knee."

SG knows what's up.

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 01:12 AM
Another long day is done. What's up Jabesters? What did I miss? I can't be bothered to go back and look

AreYaSerious
01-19-2012, 02:37 AM
Another long day is done. What's up Jabesters? What did I miss? I can't be bothered to go back and look

I honestly don't blame you man.

PandaMassacre
01-19-2012, 02:41 AM
Ciao a tutti!

AreYaSerious
01-19-2012, 02:49 AM
Ciao a tutti!

Hey Panda!

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 04:05 AM
Ciao a tutti!

bella ragazza? :p

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 04:33 AM
Wow...

IC: The Alpha Dog has the place to himself. PARTY TIME!!!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 04:35 AM
Wow...

IC: The Alpha Dog has the place to himself. PARTY TIME!!!

IC: A one man party? You are losing it, Gabriel.

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 04:44 AM
IC: A one man party? You are losing it, Gabriel.

IC: HOW MANY DOES THE ALPHA DOG HAVE TO SAY IT?!!! HIS NAME IS THE ALPHA DOG...NOT GABRIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: How can The Alpha Dog be just now losing something he lost a looooooong time ago? :)

The Blue Flash
01-19-2012, 04:49 AM
Greetings citizens of JWB!
I see that citizen BodomInvader is yet to show his face to confront me. Very well. Then he shall fall at the hands of justice at 'An Ode to Horrorcore' after I beat him in the name of EWNCW!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 05:00 AM
IC: HOW MANY DOES THE ALPHA DOG HAVE TO SAY IT?!!! HIS NAME IS THE ALPHA DOG...NOT GABRIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: How can The Alpha Dog be just now losing something he lost a looooooong time ago? :)

IC as Shuriken: Whatever you say. Gabriel. Just don't make a mess....or leave slobber.

OOC: Good point lol xD


Greetings citizens of JWB!
I see that citizen BodomInvader is yet to show his face to confront me. Very well. Then he shall fall at the hands of justice at 'An Ode to Horrorcore' after I beat him in the name of EWNCW!

IC: *nonchalantly walks and find the blue superhero* Um....you do realize Halloween is like what....9 months away?

ObscureRessurection
01-19-2012, 05:06 AM
The war of words being exchanged has no bounds!

The Blue Flash
01-19-2012, 05:06 AM
IC: *nonchalantly walks and find the blue superhero* Um....you do realize Halloween is like what....9 months away?

Ahhh, Mr Serra. Good it is to finally meet you. I have heard much about you. But it is not you I seek here. I would greatly appreciate if you could inform your JWB comrade BodomInvader to show up, or face the consequences.

*drops a flashbang grenade and disappears*

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 05:16 AM
Ahhh, Mr Serra. Good it is to finally meet you. I have heard much about you. But it is not you I seek here. I would greatly appreciate if you could inform your JWB comrade BodomInvader to show up, or face the consequences.

*drops a flashbang grenade and disappears*

*Alpha runs over to the flash bang, picks it up, and throws it through a window*

IC: YOUR SPECIAL EFFECTS HAVE JUST BEEN DOMINATED BY THE ALPHA DOG!!!! (looks over at the broken window) The Alpha Dog will pay for that.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 05:23 AM
Ahhh, Mr Serra. Good it is to finally meet you. I have heard much about you. But it is not you I seek here. I would greatly appreciate if you could inform your JWB comrade BodomInvader to show up, or face the consequences.

*drops a flashbang grenade and disappears*

IC as Shuriken: *taps the superhero shoulder and stands next to him* Have you forgotten who I am? Teleporting is easy to me. Anyways.... that lost child isn't here. What do you want? Gonna "rid the injustice of JWB"? Gimme a break.

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 05:47 AM
(Goes outside to leave when he sees)

IC: SHIT!!!! THAT FLASHBANG GRENADE HIT THE ALPHA DOGS MOTORCYCLE!!! Dammit now he has to go get a new one.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 05:50 AM
(Goes outside to leave when he sees)

IC: SHIT!!!! THAT FLASHBANG GRENADE HIT THE ALPHA DOGS MOTORCYCLE!!! Dammit now he has to go get a new one.

IC as Shuriken: *sees The Alpha Dog below next to the motorcycle, jumps off, and lands on the motorcycle*

I'll take this since its just a scratch.

*wears glasses, turns the motorcycle on, and rides away*

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 05:56 AM
IC as Shuriken: *sees The Alpha Dog below next to the motorcycle, jumps off, and lands on the motorcycle*

I'll take this since its just a scratch.

*wears glasses, turns the motorcycle on, and rides away*

IC: CONSIDER IT PAYMENT FOR THE TRAINING!!!

OOC: To...effin...awesome!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 06:14 AM
Shuriken rides down a moonlit street. He then sees a full bodied "shadow" in the middle of the street. He stops to get off the motorcycle.

Shuriken: *takes off the glasses* So....you found a way out and also found a way to physically manifest yourself.....

???: Yes.....now I can take what is mine!! You have been in control for far too long now.....

The shadow lunges at Shuriken. Trying to gain control of the rebels body. The shadow goes in the body and Shuriken is laying in the middle of the street. Five minutes later, Shuriken stands up but he is in a state. He fixes himself, wears the glasses, gets on the motorcycle and rides away.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 06:24 AM
Huge exciting ( Well hopefully you will be equally as excited as me! ) announcement coming soon! Stay tuned, bitches.

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 07:16 AM
Huge exciting ( Well hopefully you will be equally as excited as me! ) announcement coming soon! Stay tuned, bitches.

Youre going to be on Jeremey Kyle?

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 07:25 AM
Youre going to be on Jeremey Kyle?

That was last year, turns out the little shit was mine after all.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 08:21 AM
Have my eyes deceived me or has there been NO Warfare or Mayhem shows lately? If there was an announcement that I missed then now would be the perfect time to fill me in. But I will just take a wild shot in the dark here and say that they were put on hold in light of the new "Battle Lines" thread?

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 10:31 AM
Huge exciting ( Well hopefully you will be equally as excited as me! ) announcement coming soon! Stay tuned, bitches.
Admitting your secret liking for the Backstreet Boys? Come on you know you wanna :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 10:34 AM
Admitting your secret liking for the Backstreet Boys? Come on you know you wanna :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ightj9uHKY

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 10:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ightj9uHKY
Bahahahahahhahahaahhahahhaah oh that gave me a good laugh this morning

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 11:49 AM
IC: Duos es huic aedificium edificium iam. EGO can sentio is...Ive quaero vobis pro duos dies...Chainsaw and Kayden James...Emerge.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 11:52 AM
OOC:And aint Kayden James called "The archangel "?

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 11:57 AM
IC: Duos es huic aedificium edificium iam. EGO can sentio is...Ive quaero vobis pro duos dies...Chainsaw and Kayden James...Emerge.

IC: Duis ullamcorper nunc integra, stultus.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 12:02 PM
IC: Duis ullamcorper nunc integra, stultus.

IC:Integrity? Foolish? What do you speak of these things for and why? Are you saying they're running for being foolish? Because running from me is not foolish...It is the greatest idea since the invention of the wheel.

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 12:04 PM
IC:Integrity? Foolish? What do you speak of these things for and why? Are you saying they're running for being foolish? Because running from me is not foolish...It is the greatest idea since the invention of the wheel.

IC: You obviously have never heard of the muller fruit corner my strange speaking friend.

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 12:06 PM
IC: Duos es huic aedificium edificium iam. EGO can sentio is...Ive quaero vobis pro duos dies...Chainsaw and Kayden James...Emerge.


OOC:And aint Kayden James called "The archangel "? IC(as Kayden James): I'm here Devil, show yourself.....No man calls The Archangel out without a reply

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 12:06 PM
IC: You obviously have never heard of the muller fruit corner my strange speaking friend.

IC:Verus,verus,summopere sic...I do not get to the corner of the world very often...For I only stride through the evening to where the beat of my drum leads me

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 12:08 PM
IC:Integrity? Foolish? What do you speak of these things for and why? Are you saying they're running for being foolish? Because running from me is not foolish...It is the greatest idea since the invention of the wheel.

IC: I don't know about that, condoms are pretty great. It's just a shame when some couples don't use them and weird little freaks pop out...

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 12:13 PM
IC(as Kayden James): I'm here Devil, show yourself.....No man calls The Archangel out without a reply

IC:Nonnullus voluntas quod brain vox mos suffragium vos in is itineris...For you are right in calling me Devil...Truer words have not been spoken since the World was stated to be round...You've wasted enough of my time having me look for you...Its time the Angel has descended into the demons playground and courtroom...In four days...I will see you in the ring...and please ask the lord to forgive me for what happens.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 12:16 PM
IC: I don't know about that, condoms are pretty great. It's just a shame when some couples don't use them and weird little freaks pop out...

IC:And arent you a champion here? Its my highest honour to meet the man with the kick

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 12:27 PM
IC:Nonnullus voluntas quod brain vox mos suffragium vos in is itineris...For you are right in calling me Devil...Truer words have not been spoken since the World was stated to be round...You've wasted enough of my time having me look for you...Its time the Angel has descended into the demons playground and courtroom...In four days...I will see you in the ring...and please ask the lord to forgive me for what happens.IC: Forgiveness? There is no hope for the hopeless Devil. I fear no man, no beast, no Devil. You want forgiveness? Ask for yourself. As far as The Archangel is concerned know this: In four days after I get done with you and the rest of the EWNCW swine....May God have mercy on your soul because you're going to need it

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 12:31 PM
IC:And arent you a champion here? Its my highest honour to meet the man with the kick

IC: Two time World Champion, no biggie. It's always refreshing to see someone who shows respect to greatness.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 12:33 PM
IC: Forgiveness? There is no hope for the hopeless Devil. I fear no man, no beast, no Devil. You want forgiveness? Ask for yourself. As far as The Archangel is concerned know this: In four days after I get done with you and the rest of the EWNCW swine....May God have mercy on your soul because you're going to need it

IC: Is masturbation a sin? Or does it depend what you masturbate over? Because I was tugging away over some freaky shit last night.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 12:35 PM
IC: Forgiveness? There is no hope for the hopeless Devil. I fear no man, no beast, no Devil. You want forgiveness? Ask for yourself. As far as The Archangel is concerned know this: In four days after I get done with you and the rest of the EWNCW swine....May God have mercy on your soul because you're going to need it

You say that now but I will have my redemption...New gods shall rise and old prophets fall as the Devil walks at sunset....Far too long have I spent time in my eternal Netherworld...Now that I have ripped free the barrier between my world and yours...Its forgiveness I shall take for I will renew myself for all of the zombies and demons...For this outcome will NOT go the same way as the last time a holy figure cast out the Devil...I simply will NOT be returned to where I came from...And if you plan on defeating me for even three seconds you had better venture to the highest mountain top just as Moses did for you will need divine intervention...Yes may God have mercy on my dead soul for I believe there is high price to pay for slaughtering an angel.

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 12:47 PM
IC: Is masturbation a sin? Or does it depend what you masturbate over? Because I was tugging away over some freaky shit last night. IC: Colossians 3:5-6 says "Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry. Because of these, the wrath of God is coming on those who are disobedient." In Short yes, Masturbation is lust. Lust is a sin.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 12:47 PM
IC: What is the man I seek?

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 12:48 PM
IC: Is masturbation a sin? Or does it depend what you masturbate over? Because I was tugging away over some freaky shit last night.

You accidentally put IC at the beginning K-Jam.

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 12:53 PM
You say that now but I will have my redemption...New gods shall rise and old prophets fall as the Devil walks at sunset....Far too long have I spent time in my eternal Netherworld...Now that I have ripped free the barrier between my world and yours...Its forgiveness I shall take for I will renew myself for all of the zombies and demons...For this outcome will NOT go the same way as the last time a holy figure cast out the Devil...I simply will NOT be returned to where I came from...And if you plan on defeating me for even three seconds you had better venture to the highest mountain top just as Moses did for you will need divine intervention...Yes may God have mercy on my dead soul for I believe there is high price to pay for slaughtering an angel. IC: hahahaha*scoffingly laughs* You amuse me more than most Devil. Your fight was already lost before you ever get in the ring with me. My God has strengthened me in this fight and I shall not lose.

That "holy figure" that cast out the Devil from Heaven was none other that the Archangel Michael. And if you think you have what it takes to slaughter this Angel, get in that ring and prove your worth.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 12:53 PM
Shuriken returns back from his ride overnight. He gets off the motorcycle and he looks confused as to what happened last night.

Shuriken: All I remember was seeing a shadow and my mind went blank from there....

He puts the motorcycle it its place, covers it, and leaves it.

Shuriken: Oh well...let's see what happens next.

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 12:55 PM
Shuriken returns back from his ride overnight. He gets off the motorcycle and he looks confused as to what happened last night.

Shuriken: All I remember was seeing a shadow and my mind went blank from there....

He puts the motorcycle it its place, covers it, and leaves it.

Shuriken: Oh well...let's see what happens next.



totally interested in seeing where this is going.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 12:55 PM
IC: What is the man I seek?

IC: *comes out from the shadows* Don't know who....but....it would be an honor facing you, Devil.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 12:58 PM
IC: Colossians 3:5-6 says "Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry. Because of these, the wrath of God is coming on those who are disobedient." In Short yes, Masturbation is lust. Lust is a sin.

IC: It's even hotter now I know it's forbidden! Be right back...

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 12:59 PM
You accidentally put IC at the beginning K-Jam.

Cheers for the heads up mate ;)

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:01 PM
IC: hahahaha*scoffingly laughs* You amuse me more than most Devil. Your fight was already lost before you ever get in the ring with me. My God has strengthened me in this fight and I shall not lose.

That "holy figure" that cast out the Devil from Heaven was none other that the Archangel Michael. And if you think you have what it takes to slaughter this Angel, get in that ring and prove your worth.

IC: I'm glad i'm able to amuse you because I find it only right you enjoy your last moments of peace and solitude...And you say that now but you obviously dont realize he hasnt strengthened you enough...If you're so powerful why hasn't your holiness sent me fleeing out of here? Ah that's right...Well lets just say Evil has the win this time around...Oh I will be in that ring with you...I'll be the first one there...Four days...96 hours...You become one of me.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:02 PM
IC: *comes out from the shadows* Don't know who....but....it would be an honor facing you, Devil.


IC: 'walks through the darkness as the sound of footsteps breaking the silence is heard' Hello again,Warrior.How are you?

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 01:03 PM
IC as Shuriken : Tch....too many angels and devils here. Too many playing the good and the lack of good. Kayden, everyone has a lust. Even good men like you who follow the rules, has a form of lust. Lust isn't just limited to physical means. You should one day put the Word of God around and learn a thing or two in life itself.

Now on to the shadow....Ano Doom was it? You obviously know something of what is going on inside me. Why don't you tell me of what you know?

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 01:03 PM
IC: It's even hotter now I know it's forbidden! Be right back... IC(as the Poot-Hair): WAIT!! Before yew go..*hands K-Jam a splooge stained sticky hog hunter's magazine* This one here has been muh pride and joy. Maybe it'll give you a thrill like it does me

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 01:05 PM
IC: 'walks through the darkness as the sound of footsteps breaking the silence is heard' Hello again,Warrior.How are you?

IC: *stares at Ano Doom* Ah...good you are here. Now answer my question. What do you know?

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:07 PM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): WAIT!! Before yew go..*hands K-Jam a splooge stained sticky hog hunter's magazine* This one here has been muh pride and joy. Maybe it'll give you a thrill like it does me

IC: This is fucking brilliant, you don't happen to have the latest issue of "Fish Weekly" do ya'?

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:08 PM
IC as Shuriken : Tch....too many angels and devils here. Too many playing the good and the lack of good. Kayden, everyone has a lust. Even good men like you who follow the rules, has a form of lust. Lust isn't just limited to physical means. You should one day put the Word of God around and learn a thing or two in life itself.

Now on to the shadow....Ano Doom was it? You obviously know something of what is going on inside me. Why don't you tell me of what you know?

IC:Yes...You are correct...its good to place a name to the shadow right? Yes I may enlighten you...The aura around you is...struggling...You appear drained and at a loss for memory...Remember what I told you last time...The others may chastise you but this is your greatest moment...Your rebirth...Dont fight with the darkness within you...embrace it...because together,acting as one...None shall stop you

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 01:09 PM
IC as Shuriken : Tch....too many angels and devils here. Too many playing the good and the lack of good. Kayden, everyone has a lust. Even good men like you who follow the rules, has a form of lust. Lust isn't just limited to physical means. You should one day put the Word of God around and learn a thing or two in life itself.

Now on to the shadow....Ano Doom was it? You obviously know something of what is going on inside me. Why don't you tell me of what you know?IC(as Kayden): My lust? My lust is a simple one and that is to do my God's will....My task is the same now as it has been from day one and that is to rid JBW of the filth that calls it home. Why so many of JBW's fans flock to see me is still beyond my belief.

Mr. Serra I have not forgotten about you, it's only a matter of time before me and you finally do stand face to face in the middle of a JBW ring. I look forward to that day

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 01:11 PM
IC: What is it with all these devils and sins and talk about shadows? What happened to the happy talk about pokemon cards and shitty pop bands?

Poot-Hair
01-19-2012, 01:13 PM
Okay guys time for me to get in the shower and get ready for work. Back in about 13 hours or so!! Take care and be safe JBW!

IC(as Kayden James): Enjoy your last few days here Mr. Doom. Say your last prayers, eat a hearty last meal. Because once you get in the ring with me in 4 days, it will be the end of your existence as you know it.


PEACE OUT GUYS!!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 01:16 PM
IC:Yes...You are correct...its good to place a name to the shadow right? Yes I may enlighten you...The aura around you is...struggling...You appear drained and at a loss for memory...Remember what I told you last time...The others may chastise you but this is your greatest moment...Your rebirth...Dont fight with the darkness within you...embrace it...because together,acting as one...None shall stop you

IC: Hmph....I don't want to become one with the darkness. I'm very flattered that in the dark depth, they appreciate a warrior. But....I only want the darkness out....or better yet....control it. I want to best the shadow and take its power.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:16 PM
Okay guys time for me to get in the shower and get ready for work. Back in about 13 hours or so!! Take care and be safe JBW!

IC(as Kayden James): Enjoy your last few days here Mr. Doom. Say your last prayers, eat a hearty last meal. Because once you get in the ring with me in 4 days, it will be the end of your existence as you know it.


PEACE OUT GUYS!!


IC:Ah thank you for the well wishes...I will need them as I prepare to shatter your heart with one right hand...Yes I shall see you there...Ill be the one with my foot on your throat

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:20 PM
IC: Hmph....I don't want to become one with the darkness. I'm very flattered that in the dark depth, they appreciate a warrior. But....I only want the darkness out....or better yet....control it. I want to best the shadow and take its power.

IC:Well from all of this about right and wrong,and honour and respect, there has obviously been a struggle of sorts within you...That is what attracted the darkness...It sensed something that it thought would make you an easy target...But you won't give in that easily so it pursues its chase...And to do that you must first understand the shadow.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 01:21 PM
IC(as Kayden): My lust? My lust is a simple one and that is to do my God's will....My task is the same now as it has been from day one and that is to rid JBW of the filth that calls it home. Why so many of JBW's fans flock to see me is still beyond my belief.

Mr. Serra I have not forgotten about you, it's only a matter of time before me and you finally do stand face to face in the middle of a JBW ring. I look forward to that day

IC: It's still a form of lust, nonetheless. Have you ever thought that what you do for God is lustful as well? Have you ever thought that you are sinning as well? Mr. James....at least think of what you do instead leaving some holes and contradictions. "Thou shall not kill"? I can't take that seriously since you want to kill "evil". Evil is necessary. Can you imagine a world only filled with good? It would be very chaotic....oh....by the way....there is no such thing as evil.

I'll be looking forward to the meet, Mr. James.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:22 PM
IC: I have chlamydia again, lolzzz

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 01:26 PM
IC:Well from all of this about right and wrong,and honour and respect, there has obviously been a struggle of sorts within you...That is what attracted the darkness...It sensed something that it thought would make you an easy target...But you won't give in that easily so it pursues its chase...And to do that you must first understand the shadow.

IC: Understand the shadow? I don't want to since the shadow wants to take over my mind, body, and soul. I won't let that happen.

thejman93
01-19-2012, 01:34 PM
IC: I have chlamydia again, lolzzz

IC: At least you don't have whatever those two crazy bastards are talking about?

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:36 PM
IC: At least you don't have whatever those two crazy bastards are talking about?

IC: I Agree, at least my problem can go after a few pills. These fuckers need years of therapy...

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 01:36 PM
IC: At least you don't have whatever those two crazy bastards are talking about?

IC: Yep sounds like 2 guys who played too much Eternal Darkness on the Gamecube.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2012, 01:36 PM
IC: Understand the shadow? I don't want to since the shadow wants to take over my mind, body, and soul. I won't let that happen.

IC:But you're already halfway there...You know part of the reason it wants you as for your talent...It needs a host and someone such as you would be the perfect oppurtunity for it...It sometimes arrives when your mind is somewhat vulnerable...Remember how it showed up when you were so angry with Lansdale and Tommy? It preys off your negative emotions.

thejman93
01-19-2012, 01:39 PM
IC: I Agree, at least my problem can go after a few pills. These fuckers need years of therapy...


IC: Yep sounds like 2 guys who played too much Eternal Darkness on the Gamecube.

OOC: Two heels agreeing with a face.

That can't be good.

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 01:39 PM
IC: What is the man I seek?
IC: I'm right here old man

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:40 PM
OOC: Two heels agreeing with a face.

That can't be good.

I'm no heel! I just do ma' thangggg!

Yeah I said thanggggg, and what?!

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 01:41 PM
After a long time of thinking I have decided that when I return I will have one more run and then I am done with fedding for awhile. Certain things are starting to get to me.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 01:42 PM
IC: I'm right here old man

IC: Old man? Must you always refer to me in such a way?


OOC: The way I worded the sentence about "what man I seek" sounded kind of fruity. lol

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:44 PM
After a long time of thinking I have decided that when I return I will have one more run and then I am done with fedding for awhile. Certain things are starting to get to me.

I've always told you, when my smell starts to get to you just tell me and I'll bath straight away. There's no need to leave man!

In all seriousness, hope everything's okay.

thejman93
01-19-2012, 01:46 PM
After a long time of thinking I have decided that when I return I will have one more run and then I am done with fedding for awhile. Certain things are starting to get to me.

Don't let everything get to you my friend.

TDA is a JBW legend and we're lucky to have him.

@ K-Jamm: I'm actually looking to make Jman into a bit of a tweener.

zapphoman
01-19-2012, 01:48 PM
@Jammin and Jman: That's what The Alpha Dog is. Pure tweener all the way!

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-19-2012, 01:51 PM
I've always told you, when my smell starts to get to you just tell me and I'll bath straight away. There's no need to leave man!

In all seriousness, hope everything's okay.


That was you? I always thought that was Jose! :D


Everything is fine by the way!

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:52 PM
Don't let everything get to you my friend.

TDA is a JBW legend and we're lucky to have him.

@ K-Jamm: I'm actually looking to make Jman into a bit of a tweener.

Now that would be interesting!

thejman93
01-19-2012, 01:52 PM
@Jammin and Jman: That's what The Alpha Dog is. Pure tweener all the way!

Kinda what I'm going for.

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 01:53 PM
@Jammin and Jman: That's what The Alpha Dog is. Pure tweener all the way!
Fuck that #HEELorgohome

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 01:54 PM
Proph is straight up heel, I didnt enjoy my brief face run against Kevin Matthews and Manabu.

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 01:54 PM
That was you? I always thought that was Jose! :D


Everything is fine by the way!
Fine I'll bathe too!

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 01:54 PM
Proph is straight up heel, I didnt enjoy my brief face run against Kevin Matthews and Manabu.
He makes a good face though at least in AWF

thejman93
01-19-2012, 01:56 PM
Now that would be interesting!

Cheating to win at ETU.

Being stiffed by Zeus/pinned by Felix at the Christmas show.

Losing to 'Strem.

I figure it's time to bring out that ECW/South Philly edge.

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 01:56 PM
He makes a good face though at least in AWF

Yeah thats a different side of the Proph, I like to keep them different, like the one in BWA which is all sinister and macabre.

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 01:57 PM
Yeah thats a different side of the Proph, I like to keep them different, like the one in BWA which is all sinister and macabre.
You make a very good point I don't really see them as the same.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 01:59 PM
I still act like a heel, a huge prick of a heel in fact! But I don't only bash babyfaces, I just bash whoever I'm facing that night and whoever is acting like a dick, if a babyface makes a good point ( like jman just did about Shuri going loco ) then I'll agree with him. I don't have to be a dick ALL the time, no matter how fun it is xD

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 02:01 PM
I still act like a heel, a huge prick of a heel in fact! But I don't only bash babyfaces, I just bash whoever I'm facing that night and whoever is acting like a dick, if a babyface makes a good point ( like jman just did about Shuri going loco ) then I'll agree with him. I don't have to be a dick ALL the time, no matter how fun it is xD

Come on K-Jam plays a better arsehole than Mr Anderson.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 02:03 PM
Come on K-Jam plays a better arsehole than Mr Anderson.

Your right, but he is gradually maturing ( However the last few days of comments on this thread don't back up this theory lol ).

Plus he's had a shave lately #PossibleFaceturn?

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 02:04 PM
Your right, but he is gradually maturing ( However the last few days of comments on this thread don't back up this theory lol ).

Plus he's had a shave lately #PossibleFaceturn?

Sorry no beard, no buys.

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 02:05 PM
I still act like a heel, a huge prick of a heel in fact! But I don't only bash babyfaces, I just bash whoever I'm facing that night and whoever is acting like a dick, if a babyface makes a good point ( like jman just did about Shuri going loco ) then I'll agree with him. I don't have to be a dick ALL the time, no matter how fun it is xD
K-Jammin isn't a heel he's a straight up asshole and I mean that in a goo way

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 02:07 PM
K-Jammin isn't a heel he's a straight up asshole and I mean that in a goo way

Jose's got it :)

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 02:08 PM
Jose's got it :)
I like to consider myself a cocky heel. The first dual champion thing went to my head so it made me cocky :)

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 02:09 PM
I like to consider myself a cocky heel. The first dual champion thing went to my head so it made me cocky :)

Beating Ma$$ and Siaki in the same night is my claim to fame!

HeelTurn
01-19-2012, 02:11 PM
Beating Ma$$ and Siaki in the same night is my claim to fame!

And you should never stop mentioning it.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 02:13 PM
And you should never stop mentioning it.

Stop mentioning it, I won't.

thejman93
01-19-2012, 03:18 PM
15 posts from Black motherfuckin' Ninja.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 03:29 PM
Jman go for tweener lol Its good to be in the middle and attack both sides xD

thejman93
01-19-2012, 03:32 PM
Jman go for tweener lol Its good to be in the middle and attack both sides xD

I'm trying brother.

You, zapph, and K-Jamm are definitely kicking ass with it.

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 03:38 PM
I think I was tweener for the longest since the start. Slowly I'm gonna have my own turn lol

Robareid
01-19-2012, 04:05 PM
15 posts from Black motherfuckin' Ninja.

Thirteen now. Somebody better get ready with the balloons

HolyJose2391
01-19-2012, 04:45 PM
Thirteen now. Somebody better get ready with the balloons
Where is Broc with the drum roll?

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 05:33 PM
Must stop watching documentaries on conspiracy theories, too damn nerdy! I blame Sky (Cable) for not having anything but shit on.

Please, someone talk to me so I can take my eyes away from the television!

SilverGhost
01-19-2012, 05:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmC1lZeQad4

Posted this in the game thread.

K-Jammin
01-19-2012, 05:45 PM
That looks 1000 times better than Res 5, looks amazing! Has a release date been announced yet?