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AreYaSerious
01-11-2012, 01:29 AM
I can't wait to read Poot's Showdown! It will be great!

Yes it sure will be!

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 03:20 AM
Poot! Awesome show man!

Total surprises around!

also....

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!??! RedBuM, T1CG, and Poot HAYRE's segment was just a mindfuck and entertaining as hell lol

Poot-Hair
01-11-2012, 03:21 AM
Okay guys I just posted SHOWDOWN! Keep in mind this is my first show, so please be gentle but I want your honest opinion. Lemme know what you guys think!!

If anyone could kindly tell me how the hell I make the SHOWDOWN! picture any bigger I would be very gracious. (P.S. If one of the mods just happen to want to do it for me, I won't be pissed I promise) :p

SLEEPY LOCO1
01-11-2012, 03:25 AM
Great fucking show Poot-Hair!!!!! The whole show was crazy funny and cool, especially the announcers tripping on drugs and slapping each other around.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 03:27 AM
Okay guys I just posted SHOWDOWN! Keep in mind this is my first show, so please be gentle but I want your honest opinion. Lemme know what you guys think!!

If anyone could kindly tell me how the hell I make the SHOWDOWN! picture any bigger I would be very gracious. (P.S. If one of the mods just happen to want to do it for me, I won't be pissed I promise) :p

I got it but just to tell everyone.

When you insert a pic from the net, uncheck the box at the bottom when you insert the link so it can be bigger.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 03:36 AM
Poot! Awesome show man!

Total surprises around!

also....

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!??! RedBuM, T1CG, and Poot HAYRE's segment was just a mindfuck and entertaining as hell lol

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/367.jpg

CGBigMan
01-11-2012, 03:44 AM
Good show guys can't wait till the crossbrand ppv

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 03:57 AM
Let the cross fed show begin! :D

Kashdinero
01-11-2012, 05:51 AM
I'm off to read SHOWDOWN! if it's anywhere near as good as the way I booked it, then it will be epic... I just HAD to get Pooter to do a T1CG, RedbuM, and Poot-Hair skit, as I KNEW that that twisted fucker could turn it into pure hilarity.... POOT, KA$H & JBW LOVE YA', MAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS SHOW DURING SUCH AN AWFUL TIME FOR YOU... I'll be in contact soon.

Kashdinero
01-11-2012, 06:17 AM
Read. Loved.... Let's move onto the war now, eh, boys?!?! From what I've read, and wrote, this is gonna make a lot of folks happy, but, remember, if your character loses, PLEASE, don't take offence, and, who knows, you may get to get a win on one of the other two PPV's.

CGBigMan
01-11-2012, 06:38 AM
Cant wait for the PPV

IC: and i cant wait to kick K-Jammins ass rounhd the arena all night long

Rehmix
01-11-2012, 10:13 AM
Cant wait for the PPV

IC: and i cant wait to kick K-Jammins ass rounhd the arena all night long

IC: Normally I would be in support of kicking K-Jammin's ass, but not if it's from some EWNCW hack!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:29 AM
Poot that was a fucking fantastic show great job buddy! Also whenever I read showdown I feel like I need to take a cold shower afterwards....

Shining Light
01-11-2012, 11:31 AM
Poot, great job on the show! And given the circumstances your in, it was an excellent job! Really well done :)

"About halfway through the match, Kayden slaps Caesar in the mouth after a comment about Kayden's mother being a transvestite whore."

That line made me laugh so much, it was all comedy gold lol

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 11:40 AM
I rather enjoyed the show, Poot McPooterson. I'm starting to like the Kayden character.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 12:47 PM
Haven't read SHOWDOWN! yet but, going to. First I have to get my promo into Torphs and then taking it by the horns. I've had a horrible 24 hours but, came out feeling great from it and thankful I have a really good friend who was able to help me out. Either way, on to business.

Poot-Hair
01-11-2012, 12:53 PM
Thanks for the kind words on the show guys. It's been a hard road personally the past few weeks and this sort of gave me the chance to vent a little bit. I had a blast writing the show and Kash booked the hell out of it.

It was Kash Mcmahon's idea to have a tag match/4 on 4/beatdown/tag match be the main event. THAT fellas was a shit load of work but I'm proud it worked out so well.

I tried to add several subtlety's to the match that I hope some of you caught. The jobber match "Isa B. Hungwell vs. Yousa B. Lyin" lol and listen to Isa B. Hungwell's music...sittin on a toilet ftw. Also Larry's Yetti plays a pretty prominent role in the show "it was a gift from my friend ric flair. he was so happy to hear i had gotten back into the wrestling business that he bladed three times and did the face flop". If you read every word you'll see some of it.

Larry truly is alot of fun to write for. T1CG is too. I hope to do it again sometime

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 12:55 PM
It will be awesome for you and Kash to work another Showdown.

Poot-Hair
01-11-2012, 01:04 PM
It will be awesome for you and Kash to work another Showdown. Yeah he sent me a PM that told me what matches he wanted, and I wrote it all out. It was fun but damn....Kash is hard on a nigga lol

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 01:09 PM
Haven't read SHOWDOWN! yet but, going to. First I have to get my promo into Torphs and then taking it by the horns. I've had a horrible 24 hours but, came out feeling great from it and thankful I have a really good friend who was able to help me out. Either way, on to business.
How is the car repair going?

Also the mention of Guatemalans I found hilarious because I'm of Guatemalan decent so I laughed so hard at that line!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 01:37 PM
@Poot -- Indeed Ka$h is hard on us at times lol. He likes things to be specific, he's a perfectionist. I am as well so, I don't blame the man. I read SHOWDOWN! and loved it. Fantastic pacing and great placement. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole show and was laughing during it, definitely made my semi-shitty day that much better. Congrats on a job well done!

@HJ -- It's coming along nicely. Luckily I have a great friend who's willing to help me out with stuff. I'd be in shitscrick without a paddle if not.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 01:56 PM
@Poot -- Indeed Ka$h is hard on us at times lol. He likes things to be specific, he's a perfectionist. I am as well so, I don't blame the man. I read SHOWDOWN! and loved it. Fantastic pacing and great placement. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole show and was laughing during it, definitely made my semi-shitty day that much better. Congrats on a job well done!

@HJ -- It's coming along nicely. Luckily I have a great friend who's willing to help me out with stuff. I'd be in shitscrick without a paddle if not.
Good too hear! We gotta know what you're having!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 02:02 PM
Good too hear! We gotta know what you're having!!!

Hell yeah dude... I leave my house in an hour so, here's hoping everything is nice and smooth today lol.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 02:05 PM
Hell yeah dude... I leave my house in an hour so, here's hoping everything is nice and smooth today lol.
Is it raining there? Be extra cautious lol

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 02:08 PM
Kash is one of those peeps that should be in a creative team for a company.

Torphy
01-11-2012, 02:10 PM
To begin generating the hype.. the show is ready to go :O

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 02:15 PM
To begin generating the hype.. the show is ready to go :O
Agsgahqhgagagaggagahaahahagwgsg!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 02:15 PM
To begin generating the hype.. the show is ready to go :O

Sorry that my accident held it up even further... I'm a horrible person. :(

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 02:16 PM
Is it raining there? Be extra cautious lol

Not raining yet. Clouds are rolling in though lol... leave me alone!! *Runs and cries.*

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 02:18 PM
Not raining yet. Clouds are rolling in though lol... leave me alone!! *Runs and cries.*
No I'm just saying because it was pouring here So maybe on its way over to you. And we don't want you to be hurt that is all

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 02:21 PM
I'm about to go to work so I'll be checking out the PPV when I get off. Looking forward to reading (even though I know how most of it goes :) you guys are in for a treat!)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 02:35 PM
I'm about to go to work so I'll be checking out the PPV when I get off. Looking forward to reading (even though I know how most of it goes :) you guys are in for a treat!)

DEFINITELY in for a treat. As to I know the majority of it as well lol. :p J/K... either way, gotta start getting ready! The 2nd Ultrasound is today and hopefully the little brat will be in position so we can see what it is. :) See you guys later on tonight. If weather permits, were having a Human VS. Zombie Nerf war at my friend's house later today but, clouds are rolling in deep. :( FFFUUUUUU!!! Have a safe one Jabe and enjoy the PPV!!

Also Zapphs, any eta on the next JBW Mag? (Just inquiring.)

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 02:39 PM
DEFINITELY in for a treat. As to I know the majority of it as well lol. :p J/K... either way, gotta start getting ready! The 2nd Ultrasound is today and hopefully the little brat will be in position so we can see what it is. :) See you guys later on tonight. If weather permits, were having a Human VS. Zombie Nerf war at my friend's house later today but, clouds are rolling in deep. :( FFFUUUUUU!!! Have a safe one Jabe and enjoy the PPV!!

Also Zapphs, any eta on the next JBW Mag? (Just inquiring.)
Excuse me while I drive up to Jersey for this epicness! And i'm probably holding up the mag still gotta torrent erm I mean buy some albums

Vegas
01-11-2012, 05:52 PM
Amazingly fantastic EPIC PPV! My hat goes off to everyone involved. Good luck topping something as awesome as this ppv!

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 05:54 PM
Everyone did the Jabe proud with their promos, good job fellas!

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 06:23 PM
Good job to everyone involved! That was a great start of the war!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 06:33 PM
Epic Ppv guys now lets work to make te next one better JBW and EWNCW creative you guys are awesome and everyone from JABE Did the company proud on that note

IC: woopdy fucking Doo Markus beat me still makes us 5-2 and guess what he had to beat me down before hand he should have taken the countout victory when he had the chance

PandaMassacre
01-11-2012, 06:43 PM
Time for me to go read some stuff! Try not to post too many spoilers. (:(:

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 06:58 PM
IC: Shuriken is in the back, punching and kicking everything he sees. Even destroying a vending machine with one kick.


Shuriken: Dammit!!! That damn escort and Lansdale....dammit dammit DAMMIT!!!!

Shuriken looks at a reflection and sees a much bigger and darker figure.

???: It was your fault for casting me aside.

Shuriken: I know! Next time.....I won't hold back.....

???: Good....keep building that anger.

BlackFalcon
01-11-2012, 07:12 PM
Nice work on the PPV, we really put the boot in on them, can't wait for the next one.

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 07:19 PM
IC: http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1187652_o.gif

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-11-2012, 07:27 PM
IC (As The Sandman): "Thomas... you put up I'll say a... valiant... effort. I knew I'd take you down in the end though. Round one belongs to JBW. Round two and three will belong to us as well. Be forewarned... I will not lose ANY of my matches if I'm involved in anymore. EWNCW may be too afraid of me after this and I may have to sit out... we'll see. Next time Thomas... I'll drag you away to play.... you would never come back...."

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 07:31 PM
IC: Just like our nights out in the club, tonight K-Flare raped pussy.

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 07:32 PM
IC: Just like our nights out in the club, tonight K-Flare raped pussy.

IC: Our spokesperson would also like to remind you all that despite what the young girl in question says, we did NOT rape that girl. She 100% consented and that video tape was clearly tampered with.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 07:33 PM
IC: Our spokesperson would also like to remind you all that despite what the young girl in question says, we did NOT rape that girl. She 100% consented and that video tape was clearly tampered with.
IC: please tell me she was at least 18.....I know a good lawyer if you need it

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 07:33 PM
IC: Our spokesperson would also like to remind you all that despite what the young girl in question says, we did NOT rape that girl. She 100% consented and that video tape was clearly tampered with.

IC: I was in Kansas when that video tape was taken. That is clearly a fan who made his own RomanFlare costume.

Broc
01-11-2012, 07:34 PM
So I DID read all of that PPV btw...... okay well I read most of it...... okay I read all of the matches at least........ okay I didn't read all of the matches.... but I did read all of the commentary...... okay I didn't commentary, but at least I read the promos....... okay well I didn't read the promos....... but at least I read my match..... yeah!

lol, jk, I did read almost the entire thing until around the end when I started skipping certain parts, but I read the first 2 pages in whole.

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 07:43 PM
IC: please tell me she was at least 18.....I know a good lawyer if you need it

IC: It was 5 minutes away from her 18th birthday, and don't worry me and Flare have the best lawyer money can by. If you only knew about the stuff he's cleared us of...

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 07:44 PM
IC: I was in Kansas when that video tape was taken. That is clearly a fan who made his own RomanFlare costume.

IC: ... and the guy pretending to be me only had 8 abs, and I clearly have 10 #SolidEvidence

AirBourne
01-11-2012, 07:46 PM
Great show to all of JBW! You guys, JBW and EWNCW creative did great! Thanks for the awesome show!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 07:48 PM
IC: It was 5 minutes away from her 18th birthday, and don't worry me and Flare have the best lawyer money can by. If you only knew about the stuff he's cleared us of...
IC: good to know and I'd rather not know what you've been cleared of in case I have to testify in a court of law I'd like to plead the 5th

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 08:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRMkEvw0NXE

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 08:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRMkEvw0NXE

This soooo should have been our theme...

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 08:04 PM
This soooo should have been our theme...

IC: Yeah, but people are already callin' yo momma!

OOC: Did you see his WWE Exclusive? He'll be good on a mic in this role.

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 08:08 PM
IC: Yeah, but people are already callin' yo momma!

OOC: Did you see his WWE Exclusive? He'll be good on a mic in this role.

I think this gimmick is great, monster heels are so boring. I think he will our new Charles Wright ( Godfather )

K-Jammin
01-11-2012, 08:09 PM
I think this gimmick is great, monster heels are so boring. I think he will our new Charles Wright ( Godfather )

Just realised you asked me a totally different question, I haven't seen it but I shall go track it down right ... now!

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 08:10 PM
I think this gimmick is great, monster heels are so boring. I think he will our new Charles Wright ( Godfather )

I honestly see him winning Gold by Summerslam and having a Main Event PPV match by TLC. Yupyupyup.

Rehmix
01-11-2012, 08:17 PM
IC: http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1187652_o.gif

180 degrees!!!!!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 08:19 PM
Not gonna lie but I feel like my promo gave me some good heel heat :)

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 09:01 PM
Well, I see the show is up from all the great comments about it. I think I will run over and give it a gander....

jhorton1215
01-11-2012, 09:09 PM
I haven't gone anywhere, just finishing the vow of silence...

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 09:11 PM
I haven't gone anywhere, just finishing the vow of silence...
Welcome back!

jhorton1215
01-11-2012, 09:15 PM
Welcome back!

Never really went anywhere, just got lazy and stopped checking in here. I kept reading the shows and everything. :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 09:19 PM
​Where is the PPV?.... I can't find it.

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 09:21 PM
​Where is the PPV?.... I can't find it.

Here:
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?12498-EWNCW-vs-JBW-Battle-Lines

:D

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 09:22 PM
What TDA looks like
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/522/667/BrodusClay_crop_650x440.jpg?1326206547

IC: Zeus is bored? Maybe I should wake you up with some training or a beatdown.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 09:34 PM
That was AMAZING. Normally I would give my thoughts about the entire show piece by piece but wow.. That is too long of a show to do that. Kudos to all of the writers, talents, and bots (if there were any) on tonight's show!


Also, I'm not fat and funky SilverGhost!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 09:35 PM
Never really went anywhere, just got lazy and stopped checking in here. I kept reading the shows and everything. :D
You where gone to me lol I was actually wondering where you went while reading Zeus' part in the PPV

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 09:39 PM
IC: My soon-to-be victim has been singing the same tune long enough. When I arise I will have you singing a new tune.. The one that will play at the funeral of your Career. After I am done with you - you will be left with nothing... All that you have worked your entire life to accomplish would become meaningless in an instant.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 09:41 PM
IC: My soon-to-be victim has been singing the same tune long enough. When I arise I will have you singing a new tune.. The one that will play at the funeral of your Career. After I am done with you - you will be left with nothing... All that you have worked your entire life to accomplish would become meaningless in an instant.
IC: need help old man I see you struggling to get your cane

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 09:44 PM
Also, I'm not fat and funky SilverGhost!

Yes you are.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 09:46 PM
IC: need help old man I see you struggling to get your cane

IC: Your childish remarks make me laugh. If I would have never spent my time on you then you would have been a stepping stone along side Stinger 187. Swallow your pride for a moment and think of the possibility that I would most likely rule over you during a match. When you were playing in the middle leagues I was main event'ing every Warfare up until' ROTT. The people I lost against used silly tactics to take me down. How am I for sure that you would not result to doing the same?

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 09:48 PM
IC: Your childish remarks make me laugh. If I would have never spent my time on you then you would have been a stepping stone along side Stinger 187. Swallow your pride for a moment and think of the possibility that I would most likely rule over you during a match. When you were playing in the middle leagues I was main event'ing every Warfare up until' ROTT. The people I lost against used silly tactics to take me down. How am I for sure that you would not result to doing the same?
IC: it's called taking an opportunity something you know nothing about. It impresses me how you look down upon me but all you've done is absolutly nothing and would I take such an opportunity absodamnlutly!

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 09:53 PM
IC: it's called taking an opportunity something you know nothing about. It impresses me how you look down upon me but all you've done is absolutly nothing and would I take such an opportunity absodamnlutly!

IC: I will take the opportunity to kick your ass. I know better this time around. You have already been in a dozen matches. I was given the luxury to heal up while I trained nonstop at my in-home Gym. I was getting movie deals, commercial deals, and contract offers from other companies. Instead of pursuing any of those options I gladly resigned with JBW for one last run.

jhorton1215
01-11-2012, 09:54 PM
IC: Zeus is bored? Maybe I should wake you up with some training or a beatdown.

IC: If you're referring to this Zeus, then you must be mistaken. My boredom stems from dealing with EWNCW, when I should be getting my shot at the Warfare Championship. Anyone who's been in the ring with me knows I don't need training, nor will I be beaten down.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 09:57 PM
IC: I will take the opportunity to kick your ass. I know better this time around. You have already been in a dozen matches. I was given the luxury to heal up while I trained nonstop at my in-home Gym. I was getting movie deals, commercial deals, and contract offers from other companies. Instead of pursuing any of those options I gladly resigned with JBW for one last run.
IC: really because while you've been resting I've been wrestling my ass off. Not just in JBW but in other federations age catches up to you and in the end it'll be a major factor don't worry I'll try not to break your brittle bones

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 09:58 PM
IC: it's called taking an opportunity something you know nothing about. It impresses me how you look down upon me but all you've done is absolutly nothing and would I take such an opportunity absodamnlutly!

IC: Taking an opportunity....you mean low blows, eye rakes, getting the tights for a pin, using a weapon while the ref is distracted? Yup....no wonder your wrestling is godawful. Even if you "earned" that North American Heavyweight Title, you are still a coward. Until you face me or TDA and actually beat one of us, you shall remain a coward.

Oh and don't say "you are jealous" because like I've said, you gotta earn my jealousy as well.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 09:59 PM
IC: If you're referring to this Zeus, then you must be mistaken. My boredom stems from dealing with EWNCW, when I should be getting my shot at the Warfare Championship. Anyone who's been in the ring with me knows I don't need training, nor will I be beaten down.

IC: I don't know that for sure....unless we have a match. You and me.

jhorton1215
01-11-2012, 10:01 PM
IC: I don't know that for sure....unless we have a match. You and me.

IC: I won't turn down a match. Especially when I know that it will be a good one... I think the world's been waiting for this one anyways.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:01 PM
IC: Taking an opportunity....you mean low blows, eye rakes, getting the tights for a pin, using a weapon while the ref is distracted? Yup....no wonder your wrestling is godawful. Even if you "earned" that North American Heavyweight Title, you are still a coward. Until you face me or TDA and actually beat one of us, you shall remain a coward.

Oh and don't say "you are jealous" because like I've said, you gotta earn my jealousy as well.
IC: aides and gentlemen the "honorous"Shuriken. Seizing the moment is what it's called. You two are not what measures greatness unless you count ass kissing greatness, those kids in the Indys are much better than you or TDA call me a coward I'll be out wrestling

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-11-2012, 10:01 PM
IC: really because while you've been resting I've been wrestling my ass off. Not just in JBW but in other federations age catches up to you and in the end it'll be a major factor don't worry I'll try not to break your brittle bones

IC: I was Wrestling before you were even a tingly sensation in some guys balls. I spent years in this business. I was forced by my Doctor to stay at home after my original contract expired. After ROTT I was carried out by Supernova and other officials. I did not appreciate that feeling, and I spent the last couple of months training my body in both strength and agility. I can do things now that I could never do before. Passing judgement against me now would be a grave mistake.

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 10:05 PM
IC: If you're referring to this Zeus, then you must be mistaken. My boredom stems from dealing with EWNCW, when I should be getting my shot at the Warfare Championship. Anyone who's been in the ring with me knows I don't need training, nor will I be beaten down.

IC: The Alpha Dog can vouch for that. You see HolyJose, this man earned The Alpha Dogs respect by wrestling him in an epic match. That's the way you get not only The Alpha Dogs respect but the locker rooms respect. Until then, you're still a nobody with some gold belts that if The Alpha Dog didn't know better could be replicas on the internet.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 10:06 PM
IC: I won't turn down a match. Especially when I know that it will be a good one... I think the world's been waiting for this one anyways.

IC: I hope you don't bore me. I'm in need of some competition.


IC: aides and gentlemen the "honorous"Shuriken. Seizing the moment is what it's called. You two are not what measures greatness unless you count ass kissing greatness, those kids in the Indys are much better than you or TDA call me a coward I'll be out wrestling

IC: Oh look, its that typical chickenshit dumbass of a heel. Also lacking some damn intelligence. How many times must I tell you, rookie? Ka$h called me to kick some asses and make impacts. Something you lack. The only impactful thing you have done is accept your role as a jobber.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:08 PM
IC: I hope you don't bore me. I'm in need of some competition.



IC: Oh look, its that typical chickenshit dumbass of a heel. Also lacking some damn intelligence. How many times must I tell you, rookie? Ka$h called me to kick some asses and make impacts. Something you lack. The only impactful thing you have done is accept your role as a jobber.

IC: you know I'm done with you. It's obvious no matter what I do you'll just sit on your high horse putting me down,

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 10:13 PM
IC: you know I'm done with you. It's obvious no matter what I do you'll just sit on your high horse putting me down,

IC: I'm not even I'm my "high horse" you dumbass. The only way you will get respect is stop being all "ME ME ME!!! ITS ALL ABOUT ME!!!! I'M SUCH A CHICKENSHIT! I WILL NEVER BE GOOD!!!"

Seriously....if you can't beat "old man" Shuriken, you won't get respect.

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:14 PM
IC: I'm not even I'm my "high horse" you dumbass. The only way you will get respect is stop being all "ME ME ME!!! ITS ALL ABOUT ME!!!! I'M SUCH A CHICKENSHIT! I WILL NEVER BE GOOD!!!"

Seriously....if you can't beat "old man" Shuriken, you won't get respect.
IC: then what else is it about? Jman said it best this business is about selfishness I see nothing wrong in that

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 10:18 PM
IC: you know I'm done with you. It's obvious no matter what I do you'll just sit on your high horse putting me down,

IC as T-Thunda:

#Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,#

#Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.#

#ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made#

#Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.#

*commence head bop*

#Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!#

#I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,#

#Shuttup Jose! Get on my horse!#

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:19 PM
IC as T-Thunda:

#Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,#
#Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.#
#ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made#
#Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.#
*commence head bop*
#Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!#
#I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,#
#Shuttup Jose! Get on my horse!#
IC: who the fuck are you?

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 10:21 PM
IC: then what else is it about? Jman said it best this business is about selfishness I see nothing wrong in that

IC: That's because you absolutely SUCK in earning your stuff. Taking "opportunities" *coughcheatingfuckcough* Taking the easy damned way. Too fucking scared in putting your work in.

If you want respect from us, earn it dumbfuck.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 10:23 PM
IC as T-Thunda:

#Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,#

#Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.#

#ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made#

#Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.#

*commence head bop*

#Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!#

#I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,#

#Shuttup Jose! Get on my horse!#

IC: What the hell is this? I'm gonna call Lenny Lightning for this....

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:23 PM
IC: That's because you absolutely SUCK in earning your stuff. Taking "opportunities" *coughcheatingfuckcough* Taking the easy damned way. Too fucking scared in putting your work in.

If you want respect from us, earn it dumbfuck.
IC: I don't your respect I don't need anyone's respect I do what I feel will better me if it'sonyxy cheating if you get caught

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 10:28 PM
IC: who the fuck are you?

IC as T-Thunda: Well well folks!! Looks like little Jimmy can't read!! Let's try a visual exercise!!

(Man = Arthur Lansdale / Horse = Broc and Sully / Woman = HolyJose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHjE_nWj8s

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 10:35 PM
IC: I don't your respect I don't need anyone's respect I do what I feel will better me if it'sonyxy cheating if you get caught

IC: Then enjoy your fucking unacknowledged success. We will ignore you.

SLEEPY LOCO1
01-11-2012, 10:39 PM
IC as T-Thunda: Well well folks!! Looks like little Jimmy can't read!! Let's try a visual exercise!!

(Man = Arthur Lansdale / Horse = Broc and Sully / Woman = HolyJose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHjE_nWj8s

Hahahahahaha, That was hella funny

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 10:47 PM
Hahahahahaha, That was hella funny

IC as T-Thunda: Well I'm glad one of the little Jabies appreciates it!!
TAKE THAT LITTLE JOSE!!

HolyJose2391
01-11-2012, 10:50 PM
IC: fuck this I don't need to be treated like this

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 10:53 PM
IC: fuck this I don't need to be treated like this

IC as T-Thunda: Wait! What's that I smell *sniffs around* Ohhhhhh, dat's right! It's bad attitude!

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 11:11 PM
ic as t-thunda: Wait! What's that i smell *sniffs around* ohhhhhh, dat's right! It's bad attitude!

IC: THE ALPHA DOG DOESN'T GET IT!!! WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT TOMMY THUNDER THAT THERE ARE SO MANY RIP OFFS OF HIM?!!!

all caps please

Tommy Thunder
01-11-2012, 11:28 PM
IC: THE ALPHA DOG DOESN'T GET IT!!! WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT TOMMY THUNDER THAT THERE ARE SO MANY RIP OFFS OF HIM?!!!

all caps please

IC s T-Thunda: Who you calling a rip off?!
And may I ask you, what's so special about dawgs, that you have to rip THEM off?!

Cena
01-11-2012, 11:29 PM
IC: THE ALPHA DOG DOESN'T GET IT!!! WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT TOMMY THUNDER THAT THERE ARE SO MANY RIP OFFS OF HIM?!!!

all caps please

CI: Cobra Army take out JBW and you cause you do too much of the talk! We stand strong cause army unite and no fear showing! LAce up the boots and put on cowboy hat cause we take care of the business!

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 11:39 PM
ic s t-thunda: Who you calling a rip off?!
And may i ask you, what's so special about dawgs, that you have to rip them off?!

ic: Hey, dogs can be mans best friend or their worst enemy!!! Careful what you say before you get your throat ripped out!!!

​tcaps

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 11:41 PM
IC: B-b-b-b-b-breaking news, Sports fans. After the ass-beating that RomanFlare laid down upon Billy McCoy, most in the industry are expecting his decline in work rate will lead to his "release" ala The Great Khali. More as we get it.

SilverCena
01-11-2012, 11:42 PM
IC: B-b-b-b-b-breaking news, Sports fans. After the ass-beating that RomanFlare laid down upon Billy McCoy, most in the industry are expecting his decline in work rate will lead to his "release" ala The Great Khali. More as we get it.

The rapping hyena, SilverCena is going to take care of you BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 11:43 PM
The rapping hyena, SilverCena is going to take care of you BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

IC: BRING IT ON, "DAWG"!

In other news: When confronted by EWNCW officials after his match, RomanFlare only had two words to say: "Mah bad!"

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 11:48 PM
The rapping hyena, SilverCena is going to take care of you BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

IC: You know, Rapping Hyena suits you because you're a shitty rapper and you smell like a hyena. Funny thing is The Alpha Dog imagines hyenas smell like shit.

SilverGhost
01-11-2012, 11:48 PM
IC: I am not going to thank Roman....but it was good to see McCoy's knees being destroyed. The man deserved it.

RomanFlare
01-11-2012, 11:51 PM
IC: Some mark (I think his name was Billy McCoy, but I'm not sure) came up to me one day and asked me: "If your opponent is bleeding, wouldn't a crossface be more effective than your Cloverleaf?" My response: "Shiiiii, Boii. I do both!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRsUSySvoU

zapphoman
01-11-2012, 11:57 PM
IC: Some mark (I think his name was Billy McCoy, but I'm not sure) came up to me one day and asked me: "If your opponent is bleeding, wouldn't a crossface be more effective than your Cloverleaf?" My response: "Shiiiii, Boii. I do both!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRsUSySvoU

was the bryan danielson doing that?! Holy Crap that was two of my favorite moves put together in an orgasmic package. BRYAN DANIELSON FOR LIFE!!!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:01 AM
was the bryan danielson doing that?! Holy Crap that was two of my favorite moves put together in an orgasmic package. BRYAN DANIELSON FOR LIFE!!!

Yup! That is Danielson alright! Wow....that is some move! Would hurt like hell!

zapphoman
01-12-2012, 12:03 AM
Yup! That is Danielson alright! Wow....that is some move! Would hurt like hell!

I really wish the E would let him do more stuff like that.

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 12:04 AM
Yup! That is Danielson alright! Wow....that is some move! Would hurt like hell!
It really does look like it but what amazes me is that it can probably done without hurting your opponent.

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:07 AM
I really wish the E would let him do more stuff like that.

Submission wrestling= Art. FACT!


It really does look like it but what amazes me is that it can probably done without hurting your opponent.

I think you just need to stretch a lot. Gotta keep everything stretched and it will hurt less.

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 12:08 AM
ic: Hey, dogs can be mans best friend or their worst enemy!!! Careful what you say before you get your throat ripped out!!!

​tcaps
IC as T-Thunda: Well, let 'The Pimp' tell you a little story!
Once upon a time, maaaaaany moons ago, there was a little boy called T-Thunda. DAT'S ME!! Anyway, and he was an only child *makes sad face* and at times, he would get lonely. So, one day, because he'd been a goooooooood T-Thunda, his parents bought him a dawg!! A cute little dawg!! And T-Thunda, T-Thunda loved that little dawg! He took him out for some walkies! And he played ball wid him in da park!
But as he grew up, the dawg got old. And the more older that dawg got, the less he wanted to play with T-Thunda. Until eventually, he was too damn old to do a damn thing!! He just lay there and did nuthin al day lawng!!

You here remind me of ma old dawg!! An old, stinkin, good for nuthin dawg. And if your bark is anythin as good as ma old dawg's, then I say BIT ME!! COME ON LITTLE DAWG!! BITE ME!!

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 12:08 AM
Submission wrestling= Art. FACT!



I think you just need to stretch a lot. Gotta keep everything stretched and it will hurt less.
Yea work on flexibility and stretch you'll be fine

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 12:09 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Well, let 'The Pimp' tell you a little story!
Once upon a time, maaaaaany moons ago, there was a little boy called T-Thunda. DAT'S ME!! Anyway, and he was an only child *makes sad face* and at times, he would get lonely. So, one day, because he'd been a goooooooood T-Thunda, his parents bought him a dawg!! A cute little dawg!! And T-Thunda, T-Thunda loved that little dawg! He took him out for some walkies! And he played ball wid him in da park!
But as he grew up, the dawg got old. And the more older that dawg got, the less he wanted to play with T-Thunda. Until eventually, he was too damn old to do a damn thing!! He just lay there and did nuthin al day lawng!!

You here remind me of ma old dawg!! An old, stinkin, good for nuthin dawg. And if your bark is anythin as good as ma old dawg's, then I say BIT ME!! COME ON LITTLE DAWG!! BITE ME!!
IC: how old is he like 5? Where is Lenny Lightning to kick his ass?

RomanFlare
01-12-2012, 12:13 AM
IC: how old is he like 5? Where is Lenny Lightning to kick his ass?

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY





*thunderclap*




LIGHTNING!


*bolt strikes your computer*

LIGHTNING!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:15 AM
Well since Roman is showing off a submission....Shuriken introduces a COUNTER Submission. Shuriken introduced "Rising Jaguar"(100 points if you can guess whereI got that from)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUoeYgVYdY

Now for the Counter Submission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSvF6zKWOo

zapphoman
01-12-2012, 12:17 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Well, let 'The Pimp' tell you a little story!
Once upon a time, maaaaaany moons ago, there was a little boy called T-Thunda. DAT'S ME!! Anyway, and he was an only child *makes sad face* and at times, he would get lonely. So, one day, because he'd been a goooooooood T-Thunda, his parents bought him a dawg!! A cute little dawg!! And T-Thunda, T-Thunda loved that little dawg! He took him out for some walkies! And he played ball wid him in da park!
But as he grew up, the dawg got old. And the more older that dawg got, the less he wanted to play with T-Thunda. Until eventually, he was too damn old to do a damn thing!! He just lay there and did nuthin al day lawng!!

You here remind me of ma old dawg!! An old, stinkin, good for nuthin dawg. And if your bark is anythin as good as ma old dawg's, then I say BIT ME!! COME ON LITTLE DAWG!! BITE ME!!

IC: Ask TBAG about The Alpha Dogs bite. That wasn't even close to the worst The Alpha Dog can do. HE WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY FOR LESS THAN BEING ANNOYING!!!

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 12:22 AM
IC: how old is he like 5? Where is Lenny Lightning to kick his ass?

IC as T-Thunda: Yeah, 5 years older than you are! Given the complain you been doin here, I'd say you're still in your dipper!


IC: Ask TBAG about The Alpha Dogs bite. That wasn't even close to the worst The Alpha Dog can do. HE WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY FOR LESS THAN BEING ANNOYING!!!

IC as T-Thunda: The Sexiest Alpha Males will break every bone in YOUR body! Your GIRL'S body!! We can give her the satisfaction you couldn't even give to a warlus!
And DAT'S, da TROOF!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:25 AM
IC as T-Thunda: The Sexiest Alpha Males will break every bone in YOUR body! Your GIRL'S body!! We can give her the satisfaction you couldn't even give to a warlus!
And DAT'S, da TROOF!

IC: I'm trying to piece together the stupidity here but I am afraid of lowering myself to this waste of human flesh and bone.

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 12:27 AM
IC: I'm trying to piece together the stupidity here but I am afraid of lowering myself to this waste of human flesh and bone.

IC as T-Thunda: Yeah, you and me both man. Some people here smell real bad. Like rotten eggs bad. I can see why one of you wears a gas mask, and all that shit!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:32 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Yeah, you and me both man. Some people here smell real bad. Like rotten eggs bad. I can see why one of you wears a gas mask, and all that shit!

IC: *sniffs* When was the last time you took a shower? Or better yet....when was the last time you were ever clean?

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 12:39 AM
IC: *sniffs* When was the last time you took a shower? Or better yet....when was the last time you were ever clean?

IC as T-Thunda: Are you implyin' that I don't shower? Or that I take drugs? Or even both?
Wither way, you're very delusional to be thinkin' both. I mean, I just wrestled on a ppv man, why wouldn't I be stinkin right now!

Wait a minute...

When's the last time YOU took a shower? And there's a real question mark as to the last time YOU were "clean" as you so put it! And DAT'S, da TROOF!

zapphoman
01-12-2012, 12:44 AM
The Alpha Dogs Submission Holds

(Main Finisher)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_B1ngH89hY

(Used to be main finisher, now he does it every once and a while)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2NMxLHX1N0

(signature move)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOHQYJYitGE

(new signature move)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCDGyO8WZE

zapphoman
01-12-2012, 12:46 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Are you implyin' that I don't shower? Or that I take drugs? Or even both?
Wither way, you're very delusional to be thinkin' both. I mean, I just wrestled on a ppv man, why wouldn't I be stinkin right now!

Wait a minute...

When's the last time YOU took a shower? And there's a real question mark as to the last time YOU were "clean" as you so put it! And DAT'S, da TROOF!


IC: Ok R-Truth...TIME TO GO TO SLEEP!!!

(The Alpha Dog runs at T-Thunda and locks on the Guillotine Choke)

AreYaSerious
01-12-2012, 12:49 AM
Okay guys I just posted SHOWDOWN! Keep in mind this is my first show, so please be gentle but I want your honest opinion. Lemme know what you guys think!!

If anyone could kindly tell me how the hell I make the SHOWDOWN! picture any bigger I would be very gracious. (P.S. If one of the mods just happen to want to do it for me, I won't be pissed I promise) :p

Great job bro!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 12:56 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Are you implyin' that I don't shower? Or that I take drugs? Or even both?
Wither way, you're very delusional to be thinkin' both. I mean, I just wrestled on a ppv man, why wouldn't I be stinkin right now!

Wait a minute...

When's the last time YOU took a shower? And there's a real question mark as to the last time YOU were "clean" as you so put it! And DAT'S, da TROOF!

IC: *doing a squeal voice* AND DAT'S DA TWOOTH! WOO LOOK AT ME! I'M A ROODY-POO CANDYASS JABRONI! # <- LOOK A HASHTAG! I'M SUCH A TOOL!

That is what you sound kid. You know what....since you stink like shit....

Shuriken kicks T-Thunda's gut and punches his face. Shuriken grabs Thunda's hair and jabs his face and rams it up against the wall. Shuriken then finds some barbed wire and wraps it around Thunda's forehead.

http://www.dylanwilsonimages.com/Stills/C08.JPG

Shuriken then picks up Thunda and a nearby towel and goes outside and finds a river. Shuriken knees Thunda in the ribs hard.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-MrAkorK4

Enjoy your bath, rookie.

Shuriken throws the towel at Thunda then leaves.

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 01:13 AM
IC as T-Thunda:*gargles and panics in the water*

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 01:19 AM
IC as T-Thunda:*gargles and panics in the water*

IC: See ya, rookie. Try not to drown.

OOC: Nope...not this time Tommy! You aren't pulling an eboy!

Poot-Hair
01-12-2012, 01:31 AM
IC as T-Thunda: Well well folks!! Looks like little Jimmy can't read!! Let's try a visual exercise!!

(Man = Arthur Lansdale / Horse = Broc and Sully / Woman = HolyJose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHjE_nWj8s BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG I'm seriously crying right now. Woooo.....damn that was funny. Thank you for that Tommy, I needed a good laugh.

I cracked up hardest at the horses face when it said "when you tug on it's winky". Too funny

zapphoman
01-12-2012, 01:34 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG I'm seriously crying right now. Woooo.....damn that was funny. Thank you for that Tommy, I needed a good laugh.

I cracked up hardest at the horses face when it said "when you tug on it's winky". Too funny

Hell yeah that shit is funny. Great Showdown by the way man.

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 01:35 AM
IC: See ya, rookie. Try not to drown.

OOC: Nope...not this time Tommy! You aren't pulling an eboy!

OOC: Heeeey come on!! Using moderation tools is breaking the rules :P

IC as T-Thunda: *As Shuriken turns away, Thunda grabs the towel and flicks it, thus wrapping the wet cloth tightly around Shuriken's ankle. He then gives the towel a vicous tug which sends Shuriken into the water too*

There we go!! We both gonna take a batch now!!

*he dunks Shuriken's head via his hair under the water for a while before pulling him up again*

I hope you got the soap!! Because we gonna get you CLEEEEEEEAAAAN!!!

*he dunks his head again before pulling him back up after a while*

Well, I had fun splashing around witch u here, but I reeeeeally gotta go now, dem little jennies are waiting for me at the bar!! But I'll just leave you to it here!!

*he dunks Shuriken's head deeper this time, and pushes him down with his feet. He then makes for the nearby ladder and climbs out before jumping in his car and speeding off.*

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 01:35 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG I'm seriously crying right now. Woooo.....damn that was funny. Thank you for that Tommy, I needed a good laugh.

I cracked up hardest at the horses face when it said "when you tug on it's winky". Too funny

T-Thunda will always bring a smile to your face :D

Poot-Hair
01-12-2012, 01:40 AM
Hell yeah that shit is funny. Great Showdown by the way man. Thanks brother I appreciate that. It was alot of work but I seriously had a blast writing it. Maybe the stars will align and I'll do it again sometime. I was more or less just testing the waters with this one

Poot-Hair
01-12-2012, 01:43 AM
I read the first JBW/EWNCW ppv and wow, just wow. Great job to everyone involved, especially on the creative end. I realize how much work had to go into creating that masterpiece and I want it known that it has not gone unnoticed.

I was especially happy to see Kayden James got the win :D. Granted a pop in the codsack had to do the job, but hey a win is a win lol

AreYaSerious
01-12-2012, 02:01 AM
I read the first JBW/EWNCW ppv and wow, just wow. Great job to everyone involved, especially on the creative end. I realize how much work had to go into creating that masterpiece and I want it known that it has not gone unnoticed.

I was especially happy to see Kayden James got the win :D. Granted a pop in the codsack had to do the job, but hey a win is a win lol

Yeah, I read it as well. Huge props to everyone involved!

aloisick
01-12-2012, 02:57 AM
Yeah, I read it as well. Huge props to everyone involved!

IC as G-Scorp: congratulations JBW team mates, we got the job done tonight and to all the JBW guys that lost there may be a chance to redeem yourselves

Poot-Hair
01-12-2012, 01:08 PM
Hey guys and gals just a friendly reminder that along with the awesomeness that was JBW/EWNCW1, be sure to check out my version of SHOWDOWN! for a good laugh

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 01:30 PM
Does anyone here have an idea of which page in the show thread the Horrorcore Icons ppv is at?
I'm not expecting exact page of course, but just a general idea.

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 02:10 PM
Does anyone here have an idea of which page in the show thread the Horrorcore Icons ppv is at?
I'm not expecting exact page of course, but just a general idea.
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?7060-JBW-s-official-show-thread/page40

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 04:11 PM
IC: Alpha you dum dum you cost me my match with the EWNCW Supersnores.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 04:21 PM
IC: Alpha you dum dum you cost me my match with the EWNCW Supersnores.

IC: Really? Dum dum? Wow, that's hella childish.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 04:24 PM
IC: Really? Dum dum? Wow, that's hella childish.

IC: Really? Hella Childish? Wow, thats a slur to the great English Language.

Tommy Thunder
01-12-2012, 04:25 PM
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?7060-JBW-s-official-show-thread/page40

Cheers buddy!

jhorton1215
01-12-2012, 04:45 PM
IC: Really? Hella Childish? Wow, thats a slur to the great English Language.

IC: I'm honestly surprised you aren't the one saying stupid words.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 04:49 PM
IC: I'm honestly surprised you aren't the one saying stupid words.

IC: Look who fell from the mountain, the other annoying Zeus.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:08 PM
IC: Really? Hella Childish? Wow, thats a slur to the great English Language.

IC: Yes it is, hence my point. Dum dum makes you sound even more pathetic than you actually are, which is worrying.


IC: I'm honestly surprised you aren't the one saying stupid words.

IC: I'm honestly surprised you are able to function like a real human being and actually form sentences to communicate with others in a conversation.


IC: Look who fell from the mountain, the other annoying Zeus.

IC: It's nice to see you all get along.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:10 PM
IC: It's nice to see you all get along.

IC: What can I say, I find it quite amusing that some people refer to themselves as Zeus, King of the Gods, when in fact one did nothing in our six man tag match and the other was so desperate to tap out, he accidentally grabbed the ropes by mistake.

thejman93
01-12-2012, 05:12 PM
My "as I read it" thoughts on the show:

Coolest opening to a show I’ve seen.
Lol at the crowd signs
“30 Seconds to Mars”? I see Holy booked the musical guest.
Bob and Duds as the commentary duo? I’m cool with that.
Nice full page setup of the show. Got me fired up.
How does ‘sick have guys in both feds? Not bitching; just asking…
Nice couple promos from ‘sick
Down 1-0…Ouch
1-1! Yeehoo!
Quality promo from eboy there.
Hey! Our bot beat their bot.
Great writing of the end of McCoy v. Romes. Can’t say I’m upset with the outcome either.
Landsdale’s a dick….I like it.
If Kidd wins, I riot.
Good promo from whatsy and a better one from whoever wrote for Kidd.
Good; no rioting for me.
Yeah, Shuri’ is a promo machine lately. Great stuff SG.
My man SG! Awesome entrance.
Hahahaha! Man, we’ve been had. Seriously though, great match.
That TBOZ/Grind/Carlin/Alpha/Prophecy/Zeus promo made me jizz myself.
SPRNGBOARD GUILLITINE!
The ‘CW boys are back in it. 4-3.
‘nother solid multi-guy promo. ‘rum stole the show but Cage, Freak Ink, and Air-‘bu were on their game too.
4-4! New ball game.
Two quality promos if I don’t say so myself.
First PPV loss..Ouch.
Probably the best promo of the night from SAM, B&S, Kayden, and Shining.
Nice to see Poot pick up a win after all he’s been through.
New promo of the night: The Sandman.
Our battle royal group is a who’s who of jobbers.
Duds: “No way Ka$h booked this thing.” ROFL
BRICARUS! Kash DID book this thing!
Funniest battle royal ever.
‘dag got thrown out by his face; that’s kinda awesome.
Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny’s gonna do it!
….or not
Nice Interview seg from “The Storm”
Markus v. Holy time? Sweet!
Cool little review of history by Pumpkin there.
Lol..Holy’s getting’ booed by everybody.
Little worked shoot from Holy…Nice.
Beerstein gets revenge. 6-5 ‘CW.
Gillz just talked shit on 4 different feds in one segment. That takes talent.
New promo of the night from K-Jamm. Brilliant stuff.
K-Flare gets it done as only K-Flare can.
Dave!
V-Fucking-3! That’s how it’s done.
And they won the match! 7-6 good guys.
It’s 7-7? What’d I miss?
Sandy wins one for the gipper!
Overall: A fantastic effort was put forth by all involved. Big props to Torphs, Rilla and my boy Zapph for putting this particular show together and even bigger props to Tommy and Kash for being the leaders they are. Let’s do it again soon.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:18 PM
IC: What can I say, I find it quite amusing that some people refer to themselves as Zeus, King of the Gods, when in fact one did nothing in our six man tag match and the other was so desperate to tap out, he accidentally grabbed the ropes by mistake.

IC: HEY, hey, hey. I'm the beard, it's the magical part.

So, the fact that I was adhering by the rules, unlike your tag-team partner, and grabbed the ropes, as regulation when in a submission move, I really wanted to tap out?

Then how come I stayed in that submission move, and still didn't tap out? Why didn't he let go?

I think, it was in fear that I had bested all he could muster, and that he knew it was mine to win.

Which, in theory, I still did.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:21 PM
IC: HEY, hey, hey. I'm the beard, it's the magical part.

So, the fact that I was adhering by the rules, unlike your tag-team partner, and grabbed the ropes, as regulation when in a submission move, I really wanted to tap out?

Then how come I stayed in that submission move, and still didn't tap out? Why didn't he let go?

I think, it was in fear that I had bested all he could muster, and that he knew it was mine to win.

Which, in theory, I still did.

IC: I got to about here before I lost concentration to the sound of you tapping out, at least I hope thats all you were doing??

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:21 PM
That TBOZ/Grind/Carlin/Alpha/Prophecy/Zeus promo made me jizz myself.

Thank you for the kind words Jman!

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:22 PM
IC: I got to about here before I lost concentration to the sound of you tapping out, at least I hope thats all you were doing??

IC: I'm sorry, I thought I heard you stutter then. Who won the match?

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 05:24 PM
New promo of the night from K-Jamm. Brilliant stuff.
K-Flare gets it done as only K-Flare can.


Both true ;) Haha thank you man!

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:26 PM
IC: I'm sorry, I thought I heard you stutter then. Who won the match?

IC: Team Snorefest, due to the dum dum Alpha Dog, see it all came back full circle.

But in a one on one match Mr Magic Beard, you would have no choice but to lose to me.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:27 PM
IC: Team Snorefest, due to the dum dum Alpha Dog, see it all came back full circle.

But in a one on one match Mr Magic Beard, you would have no choice but to lose to me.

IC: Go Team Snorefest!

No choice? I think I have plenty of choices. Whether to make you tap, pin you, or just literally make you run away.

Hell, I'll take another cheap victory if you are too scared of defeat.

thejman93
01-12-2012, 05:28 PM
Thank you for the kind words Jman!

No problem bud.

IC: I lost the battle but that's really meaningless...

All that matters is that we won the war.

...Or at least the first part of it.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:30 PM
IC: Go Team Snorefest!

No choice? I think I have plenty of choices. Whether to make you tap, pin you, or just literally make you run away.

Hell, I'll take another cheap victory if you are too scared of defeat.

IC: The Prophecy scared of defeat? Nothing scares The Prophecy, not magic beards or anyone from the EWNCW job squad.

And if I was you I would be more than happy with a cheap victory, because the only person you will be getting on their back is that cheap ass Prostitute they pass around EWNCW backstage.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:35 PM
IC: The Prophecy scared of defeat? Nothing scares The Prophecy, not magic beards or anyone from the EWNCW job squad.

And if I was you I would be more than happy with a cheap victory, because the only person you will be getting on their back is that cheap ass Prostitute they pass around EWNCW backstage.

IC: You talk in the third person too? What is it with people in this place being so regal? Do you have any scrolls or anything, always wondered why it was 'The Prophecy'...

I digress. Job squad? Do you know who I am? What I've done? No?

I'll educate you. I was part of the biggest tag team of all time, GodMoney, 4 time tag-team champions, the team of teams, and I broke it up to go solo.

I have bested Rich Cranium, I will become the number one contender when this is all over with, and I will be EWNCW Champion.

And, child please. I've been hitting tail from here to neverland ever since I have been here. I don't need you on "your back", as you like to put it, I will happily strangle the life out of you standing, if you wish.

Just ask yourself this, what if you never wake up?

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:38 PM
IC: You talk in the third person too? What is it with people in this place being so regal? Do you have any scrolls or anything, always wondered why it was 'The Prophecy'...

I digress. Job squad? Do you know who I am? What I've done? No?

I'll educate you. I was part of the biggest tag team of all time, GodMoney, 4 time tag-team champions, the team of teams, and I broke it up to go solo.

I have bested Rich Cranium, I will become the number one contender when this is all over with, and I will be EWNCW Champion.

And, child please. I've been hitting tail from here to neverland ever since I have been here. I don't need you on "your back", as you like to put it, I will happily strangle the life out of you standing, if you wish.

Just ask yourself this, what if you never wake up?

IC: Then you will be arrested for killing the World's greatest wrestler and lover, women will cry in misery before taking their own lives claiming life is not worth it anymore. The wrestling fans of the World will give up on wrestling and start watching things like Geordie Shore and Big Brother, all because of you.

Rehmix
01-12-2012, 05:40 PM
This post is not in IC, thought I would change it up.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:42 PM
IC: Then you will be arrested for killing the World's greatest wrestler and lover, women will cry in misery before taking their own lives claiming life is not worth it anymore. The wrestling fans of the World will give up on wrestling and start watching things like Geordie Shore and Big Brother, all because of you.

IC: Wow, deep.

I can live with that. But then, I will star on Big Brother, will purposely fight others in the house, and people will enjoy it, waiting for my exit and they will watch wrestling again.

Women will regain hope when they see myself and other men they may desire on that show, and they will be impregnated and the population will rise again.

Oh, the arresting thing? I'm a celebrity, since when are they punished by mere mortal rules?

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:45 PM
IC: Wow, deep.

I can live with that. But then, I will star on Big Brother, will purposely fight others in the house, and people will enjoy it, waiting for my exit and they will watch wrestling again.

Women will regain hope when they see myself and other men they may desire on that show, and they will be impregnated and the population will rise again.

Oh, the arresting thing? I'm a celebrity, since when are they punished by mere mortal rules?

IC: You would fit well on Big Brother, because hardly anyone has heard of you, but hey coming second to that 'bloke from Coronation Street' isnt too bad.

OOC: You think anyone is reading this and is thinking of booking it?? lol

thejman93
01-12-2012, 05:46 PM
IC: Then you will be arrested for killing the World's greatest wrestler and lover, women will cry in misery before taking their own lives claiming life is not worth it anymore. The wrestling fans of the World will give up on wrestling and start watching things like Geordie Shore and Big Brother, all because of you.

IC: Listen Proph, I know you and I are supposed to be on the same page for the time being but let me ask you something...What have you ever done? You started out in JBW at the same time as I did, got your main event spot before me, and yet I have three title reigns compared to your zero.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 05:47 PM
IC: Listen Proph, I know you and I are supposed to be on the same page for the time being but let me ask you something...What have you ever done? You started out in JBW at the same time as I did, got your main event spot before me, and yet I have three title reigns compared to your zero.

IC: Meowwwwww

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:49 PM
IC: Listen Proph, I know you and I are supposed to be on the same page for the time being but let me ask you something...What have you ever done? You started out in JBW at the same time as I did, got your main event spot before me, and yet I have three title reigns compared to your zero.

IC: Ouch Jman, just ouch....I think I just cut by the Paper Champion.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 05:49 PM
IC: You would fit well on Big Brother, because hardly anyone has heard of you, but hey coming second to that 'bloke from Coronation Street' isnt too bad.

OOC: You think anyone is reading this and is thinking of booking it?? lol

IC: Hey! I would beat Giggs' brother's wife, give me that!

OOC: Haha you can hope dude, I am part of the process anyway!

thejman93
01-12-2012, 05:51 PM
IC: Ouch Jman, just ouch....I think I just cut by the Paper Champion.

IC: Aren't you a witty bastard?

OOC: I lol'ed hard.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 05:51 PM
IC: Aren't you a witty bastard?

OOC: I lol'ed hard.

OOC: I thank you lol

thejman93
01-12-2012, 05:53 PM
IC: Meowwwwww

IC (as 'dag): And Meoww to you my beautiful little kitty cat!

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 05:56 PM
IC: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:00 PM
IC: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

IC: Holy Shitake K-Jam has become K-Ram!!!

thejman93
01-12-2012, 06:02 PM
IC: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

IC (as 'dag): How cute are you!?

That Roman guy doesn't let you act like this, does he?

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:05 PM
IC: The two "God" guys talk about nothing. K-Jam turned to Gay-Ram. And the dag is here. I'm sort of expecting RedBuM.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:06 PM
IC: The two "God" guys talk about nothing. K-Jam turned to Gay-Ram. And the dag is here. I'm sort of expecting RedBuM.

IC: Then I would lube up first.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:08 PM
IC: The two "God" guys talk about nothing. K-Jam turned to Gay-Ram. And the dag is here. I'm sort of expecting RedBuM.

IC: And Shuriken contributes nothing. Again.

Anyone else bored of this guy?

AirBourne
01-12-2012, 06:09 PM
IC: And Shuriken contributes nothing. Again.

Anyone else bored of this guy?

IC: I am. I never got interested in the first place.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:10 PM
IC: The two "God" guys talk about nothing. K-Jam turned to Gay-Ram. And the dag is here. I'm sort of expecting RedBuM.

IC:

BREAKING NEWS

Earlier on today, Shuriken made a joke aimed at K-Jammin. However reports still show that Serra is still infact a cunt.

thejman93
01-12-2012, 06:11 PM
IC: Then I would lube up first.

IC (as 'dag): *pulls a tub of lube from under his desk at the JBW offices*

Don't worry, I have plently.

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:19 PM
IC: Then I would lube up first.

IC:..........


IC: And Shuriken contributes nothing. Again.

Anyone else bored of this guy?

IC: Oh...like you entertain people.


IC: I am. I never got interested in the first place.

IC: I'm not here to entertain you, dipshit.


IC:

BREAKING NEWS

Earlier on today, Shuriken made a joke aimed at K-Jammin. However reports still show that Serra is still infact a cunt.

IC:

BREAKING NEWS

Reported by Ryan Clark

K-Jammin is a bitch.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:21 PM
IC: Oh...like you entertain people.

BREAKING NEWS

Reported by Ryan Clark

K-Jammin is a bitch.

IC: Damn right I do, I'm clearly a delight to converse with. But conversations with you turn into honour or you shouting, get's old.

AND CHRIST, SHURIKEN USED A NO-NO WORD.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:23 PM
K-Jammin is a bitch.

IC: Your on a role today! ;) C'mon Shuri, let's be mates! join the dark side of the force and together we can put a stop to the Republic! Or whatever the JBW equivalent is...

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:29 PM
IC: Damn right I do, I'm clearly a delight to converse with. But conversations with you turn into honour or you shouting, get's old.

AND CHRIST, SHURIKEN USED A NO-NO WORD.

IC: You are boring as hell. Also if you don't have Mike Knox's BEARD, you aren't Godly at all. Why don't you go back to your nursery home in EWNCW.


IC: Your on a role today! ;) C'mon Shuri, let's be mates! join the dark side of the force and together we can put a stop to the Republic! Or whatever the JBW equivalent is...

IC: I have a better idea. Are you with me? Ok....here it goes. HELL. NO. YOU. DIP. SHIT!

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:30 PM
IC: I have a better idea. Are you with me? Ok....here it goes. HELL. NO. YOU. DIP. SHIT!

IC: Now this is a Shuriken I can get used to...

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 06:30 PM
My "as I read it" thoughts on the show:

Coolest opening to a show I’ve seen.
Lol at the crowd signs
“30 Seconds to Mars”? I see Holy booked the musical guest.
Bob and Duds as the commentary duo? I’m cool with that.
Nice full page setup of the show. Got me fired up.
How does ‘sick have guys in both feds? Not bitching; just asking…
Nice couple promos from ‘sick
Down 1-0…Ouch
1-1! Yeehoo!
Quality promo from eboy there.
Hey! Our bot beat their bot.
Great writing of the end of McCoy v. Romes. Can’t say I’m upset with the outcome either.
Landsdale’s a dick….I like it.
If Kidd wins, I riot.
Good promo from whatsy and a better one from whoever wrote for Kidd.
Good; no rioting for me.
Yeah, Shuri’ is a promo machine lately. Great stuff SG.
My man SG! Awesome entrance.
Hahahaha! Man, we’ve been had. Seriously though, great match.
That TBOZ/Grind/Carlin/Alpha/Prophecy/Zeus promo made me jizz myself.
SPRNGBOARD GUILLITINE!
The ‘CW boys are back in it. 4-3.
‘nother solid multi-guy promo. ‘rum stole the show but Cage, Freak Ink, and Air-‘bu were on their game too.
4-4! New ball game.
Two quality promos if I don’t say so myself.
First PPV loss..Ouch.
Probably the best promo of the night from SAM, B&S, Kayden, and Shining.
Nice to see Poot pick up a win after all he’s been through.
New promo of the night: The Sandman.
Our battle royal group is a who’s who of jobbers.
Duds: “No way Ka$h booked this thing.” ROFL
BRICARUS! Kash DID book this thing!
Funniest battle royal ever.
‘dag got thrown out by his face; that’s kinda awesome.
Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny’s gonna do it!
….or not
Nice Interview seg from “The Storm”
Markus v. Holy time? Sweet!
Cool little review of history by Pumpkin there.
Lol..Holy’s getting’ booed by everybody.
Little worked shoot from Holy…Nice.
Beerstein gets revenge. 6-5 ‘CW.
Gillz just talked shit on 4 different feds in one segment. That takes talent.
New promo of the night from K-Jamm. Brilliant stuff.
K-Flare gets it done as only K-Flare can.
Dave!
V-Fucking-3! That’s how it’s done.
And they won the match! 7-6 good guys.
It’s 7-7? What’d I miss?
Sandy wins one for the gipper!
Overall: A fantastic effort was put forth by all involved. Big props to Torphs, Rilla and my boy Zapph for putting this particular show together and even bigger props to Tommy and Kash for being the leaders they are. Let’s do it again soon.

Funny enough I didn't book the musical quests lol though 30STM live is awesome seen them before. Yea I made sure they booed me

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:31 PM
IC: I have a better idea. Are you with me? Ok....here it goes. HELL. NO. YOU. DIP. SHIT!

IC: It's just .. just .. your always such a laugh and I think we could really bond :( But I get it, you would rather talk to the evil version of yourself. I've been in this exact same situation more than you think. My first girlfriend was a schizophrenic aswell, this has bought up alot of bad memories.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:32 PM
IC: Now this is a Shuriken I can get used to...

IC: Your easily satisfied...

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:33 PM
IC: Your easily satisfied...

IC; *Insert blatantly obvious sex joke here*

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:34 PM
IC: Now this is a Shuriken I can get used to...

IC: Have you ever stopped and think for a moment? "My name is The Prophecy and my only shining moments is when I job! That is why I am here! That is my Prophecy!"

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:37 PM
IC: My mother had the same problem...

IC: Something like that? :D

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:38 PM
IC: Have you ever stopped and think for a moment? "My name is The Prophecy and my only shining moments is when I job! That is why I am here! That is my Prophecy!"

IC: Woah woah woah, who threw away your throwing stars??? Whats it with everyone insulting my lack of titles here in Jabe today?

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:38 PM
IC: Something like that? :D

OOC: Who else but K-Jam lol

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:40 PM
IC: You are boring as hell. Also if you don't have Mike Knox's BEARD, you aren't Godly at all. Why don't you go back to your nursery home in EWNCW.

IC: Really? Point out a reason why I'm boring. I'm sure you will come to the conclusion that you are delusional.

I don't need that scraggly-ass beard to be godly. He looked like a hobo, wrestled like a hobo, jobbed like a hobo and now probably homeless, which is not like a home-owner.

Nursery home? Oh, I forgot because ikke wikke EWNCW peeps are all so feeble and fwail. Seriously, you need a reality check on how awful you are at backing yourself up in your home court.

It's like talking to a child that's just learned his first swear word. Oh look, this is really offensive, I must use it on people I hate!

Oh no, wait..

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:41 PM
IC: It's just .. just .. your always such a laugh and I think we could really bond :( But I get it, you would rather talk to the evil version of yourself. I've been in this exact same situation more than you think. My first girlfriend was a schizophrenic aswell, this has bought up alot of bad memories.

IC: It seems that you fail in piecing together context clues. I'll dumb it down for you, "champ". i H8 Yuh!

Holy shit! I don't care about your failed attempts in getting laid. All you get....or try to get....is Alpha Dog's customers. How is that working out.....oh....I shouldn't ask....your preference is Thai transvestite hookers or Roman....and not women. There is your face of JBW! K-Jammin, the man who I would have never pushed to be World Champion. Shit wrestling and shitty persona.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:41 PM
OOC: Who else but K-Jam lol

OOC: He's K-Jam, K-Jam, you never really know what he's gonna do next! He's K-Jam, K-Jam!

*waits upon K-Jam's response*

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:43 PM
IC: Woah woah woah, who threw away your throwing stars??? Whats it with everyone insulting my lack of titles here in Jabe today?

IC: Woah!! I never mentioned anything of your lack of titles in JBW! Good job in throwing yourself under the bus, dumbass.


IC: I'm boring and dull.

IC: No surprise there, homeless man.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:44 PM
OOC: He's K-Jam, K-Jam, you never really know what he's gonna do next! He's K-Jam, K-Jam!

*waits upon K-Jam's response*

I've always wanted a theme tune!!

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:46 PM
IC: Woah!! I never mentioned anything of your lack of titles in JBW! Good job in throwing yourself under the bus, dumbass.


IC: Damn it I just got zinged by the beige Power Ranger.

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 06:48 PM
IC: And Shuriken contributes nothing. Again.

Anyone else bored of this guy?
IC: Zeus! Yea I've been bored of him or a long ass time now

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:49 PM
IC: It seems that you fail in piecing together context clues. I'll dumb it down for you, "champ". i H8 Yuh!

Holy shit! I don't care about your failed attempts in getting laid. All you get....or try to get....is Alpha Dog's customers. How is that working out.....oh....I shouldn't ask....your preference is Thai transvestite hookers or Roman....and not women. There is your face of JBW! K-Jammin, the man who I would have never pushed to be World Champion. Shit wrestling and shitty persona.

IC: Oh no, that horrible K-Jammin guy is getting more attention than me so I'm gonna spit my dummy out and replace it with daddy's dick in hope people will actually notice me!!

I honestly cannot believe people considered you a legend ( yes CONSIDERED ) All you ever do now is moan, can you honestly not tell it's fucking boring? I don't even want to see you and Siaki compete anymore, your not even in the same league as Siaki. Your a washed up miserable fucker who seriously needs to change before EVERYBODY turns on him. Now that wouldn't be good for your massive ego now would it? Prick.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:50 PM
IC: Why is beige such a nice colour? I shall meditate this in my Dojo.

IC: Yeah, changing quotes isn't funny.

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:50 PM
IC: Damn it I just got zinged by the beige Power Ranger.

IC: I guess I would rather be that than a titleless jobber.

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 06:51 PM
IC: Woah woah woah, who threw away your throwing stars??? Whats it with everyone insulting my lack of titles here in Jabe today?
IC: Blame Jman he brought it up. But seriously though I came to JABE months after you joined won the TV title in a few months then won the World Tag titles and became the first Dual Champion in JBW history. And you've had to face Kevin Matthews and Zeus Apollo. Feelsbadman.jpg

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:52 PM
IC: Yeah, changing quotes isn't funny.

IC: Only when its you, Athena.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:52 PM
IC: Zeus! Yea I've been bored of him or a long ass time now

IC: Who isn't dude? Who isn't.

SLEEPY LOCO1
01-12-2012, 06:52 PM
Looking at HeelTurn's sig, I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to eat a bat.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:53 PM
IC: Yeah, changing quotes isn't funny.

For some reason, the word Dojo sent me into hysterics...

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:53 PM
IC: Only when its you, Athena.

IC: Oh, I love this game! Let's name random Greek gods or say I'm their pubic hair or something, that'll rile him up!

Yeah, now that's only cool if you are Mass, not if you are The Karate Kid.

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 06:54 PM
For some reason, the word Dojo sent me into hysterics...

Not the comedy button I was hoping to hit, but good enough for me!

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:54 PM
IC: I guess I would rather be that than a titleless jobber.

OOC: Wow I honestly thought that said titless jobber

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:56 PM
IC: Blame Jman he brought it up. But seriously though I came to JABE months after you joined won the TV title in a few months then won the World Tag titles and became the first Dual Champion in JBW history. And you've had to face Kevin Matthews and Zeus Apollo. Feelsbadman.jpg

IC: I know right, Zeus, VKM, Matthews....its like they know those guys are like the chloroform of wrestling so they need to face me to stop people going to sleep.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 06:57 PM
OOC: Wow I honestly thought that said titless jobber

The Bella Twins come to mind...

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 06:58 PM
IC: Oh no, that horrible K-Jammin guy is getting more attention than me so I'm gonna spit my dummy out and replace it with daddy's dick in hope people will actually notice me!!

I honestly cannot believe people considered you a legend ( yes CONSIDERED ) All you ever do now is moan, can you honestly not tell it's fucking boring? I don't even want to see you and Siaki compete anymore, your not even in the same league as Siaki. Your a washed up miserable fucker who seriously needs to change before EVERYBODY turns on him. Now that wouldn't be good for your massive ego now would it? Prick.

IC: Now this is some wild turn of events! K-Jammin is worried about Shuriken! Ignorant guy, I never moaned about anything. The only thing I do is talk down on pieces of trash like you and wrestle good matches. Siaki and I will put on a great match. That is much decided a long time ago and I know he and I will make it a 5 star match.

Where is this "ego" coming from? I thought people would appreciate honesty but I guess I shouldn't mention that sort of word since its a new concept for you. I'm more of a realist than an "ego-driven maniac" like you.

HeelTurn
01-12-2012, 06:58 PM
Looking at HeelTurn's sig, I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to eat a bat.

^^^^this guy^^^^

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 07:03 PM
IC: Oh, I love this game! Let's name random Greek gods or say I'm their pubic hair or something, that'll rile him up!

Yeah, now that's only cool if you are Mass, not if you are The Karate Kid.

IC: I guess Ma$$ wouldn't mind. Tell me...how is Hades doing? I heard he is a swell guy.


OOC: Wow I honestly thought that said titless jobber

OOC: Yeah...I meant to put a hyphen but got lazy :p

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 07:06 PM
IC: Now this is some wild turn of events! K-Jammin is worried about Shuriken! Ignorant guy, I never moaned about anything. The only thing I do is talk down on pieces of trash like you and wrestle good matches. Siaki and I will put on a great match. That is much decided a long time ago and I know he and I will make it a 5 star match.

Where is this "ego" coming from? I thought people would appreciate honesty but I guess I shouldn't mention that sort of word since its a new concept for you. I'm more of a realist than an "ego-driven maniac" like you.

IC: You never moaned about anything?! Joke number 3 of the day? Fuck your good!

All you ever do is moan assclown, and I worry for you if you cannot see how big your ego is! Yeah I'm a ego driven maniac, it's great! ;) I'm honest about it, some people love it and some people hate it. However it's only a matter of time before people start seeing right through you, and then what will you do when you stopped being loved by the fans?! :eek: Oh heaven forbid!! You'll have no mates, no fans and would be even more of a boring pathetic man.

Face it Shuri, I'm not the only one who thinks your boring ;)

TheBeardOfZeus
01-12-2012, 07:06 PM
IC: I guess Ma$$ wouldn't mind. Tell me...how is Hades doing? I heard he is a swell guy.

IC: Hades is cool, obsessed with overthrowing everything, but he is pretty good at bass.

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 07:11 PM
I retire from the IC battles for tonight, Skyrim calls my name! SG, been a pleasure as always man! xD

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 07:12 PM
IC: You never moaned about anything?! Joke number 3 of the day? Fuck your good!

All you ever do is moan assclown, and I worry for you if you cannot see how big your ego is! Yeah I'm a ego driven maniac, it's great! ;) I'm honest about it, some people love it and some people hate it. However it's only a matter of time before people start seeing right through you, and then what will you do when you stopped being loved by the fans?! :eek: Oh heaven forbid!! You'll have no mates, no fans and would be even more of a boring pathetic man.

Face it Shuri, I'm not the only one who thinks your boring ;)

IC: *evil chuckle* Hey....I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN OPINION!

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 07:13 PM
I retire from the IC battles for tonight, Skyrim calls my name! SG, been a pleasure as always man! xD

I try! Man....it is hard playing Shuriken :(

K-Jammin
01-12-2012, 07:16 PM
I try! Man....it is hard playing Shuriken :(

You pull it off like a pro though, no way could I portray a character like that. Requires too much thinking lol

SilverGhost
01-12-2012, 07:25 PM
You pull it off like a pro though, no way could I portray a character like that. Requires too much thinking lol

Yeah....I know... :(

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-12-2012, 11:50 PM
Im here... and everyone goes away. My first night back at work... I was afraid with all the changes of the site that it would have been blocked here but.. YEAH!! I'm still able to be here!! Anything going on?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-12-2012, 11:54 PM
BOO!! Just saw my sig is blocked from work! NONSENSE!

HolyJose2391
01-12-2012, 11:57 PM
Im here... and everyone goes away. My first night back at work... I was afraid with all the changes of the site that it would have been blocked here but.. YEAH!! I'm still able to be here!! Anything going on?
RRRRRRRR(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB)! What up buddy?

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-13-2012, 12:02 AM
Im here... and everyone goes away. My first night back at work... I was afraid with all the changes of the site that it would have been blocked here but.. YEAH!! I'm still able to be here!! Anything going on?

I will never go away. I am like a disease! lol - - - Good to see you on this late, R(ob).

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:04 AM
RRRRRRRR(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB)! What up buddy?

HOLYJOSE!! It's a Mexican! :P

Nothing much broski. Just here at work chillin'... also, considering not all of you are on my Facebook... found out yesterday that I'm gonna be the father of another little dude!! He'll be here in May! Everything is going great, all appendages, no bad things like Down Syndrome or anything like that, he's healthy and awesome! Cannot WAIT!

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:05 AM
Im here... and everyone goes away. My first night back at work... I was afraid with all the changes of the site that it would have been blocked here but.. YEAH!! I'm still able to be here!! Anything going on?

Hey Rob hope all is well :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:05 AM
I will never go away. I am like a disease! lol - - - Good to see you on this late, R(ob).

I usually am. Just the last almost three weeks I've been home with my problems and shit. But, back t work and ready to be back to my late night warrior status lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:06 AM
Hey Rob hope all is well :)

All is damn well homie! Hope everything can be said the same for you? Also, long time no see on this thread bro! :)

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:07 AM
All is damn well homie! Hope everything can be said the same for you? Also, long time no see on this thread bro! :)

All is decent and I know!!! I was hiding in the bushes till I got bored =/

Lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:10 AM
All is decent and I know!!! I was hiding in the bushes till I got bored =/

Lol.

Well, it's about damn time you're not hiding anymore! We missed ya' on here!

SilverGhost
01-13-2012, 12:11 AM
Good to know that you are well R(ob)!

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:12 AM
Well, it's about damn time you're not hiding anymore! We missed ya' on here!

Well then perhaps its high time I joined here isn't it? Lol but I'll wait a bit more. Summer or Fall maybe Winter :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:14 AM
Good to know that you are well R(ob)!

Thanks muchly! I've been here but pretty scarce lol... also, don't like ruining IC banter while its going on. ;)

SilverGhost
01-13-2012, 12:14 AM
Anything new from everyone else? I was away watching Batman Year One.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:14 AM
Well then perhaps its high time I joined here isn't it? Lol but I'll wait a bit more. Summer or Fall maybe Winter :p

Awesome! I look forward to it. That's probably when Jabe will be settled enough anyway... there's a storm coming. Baton down the hatches!

HolyJose2391
01-13-2012, 12:15 AM
HOLYJOSE!! It's a Mexican! :P

Nothing much broski. Just here at work chillin'... also, considering not all of you are on my Facebook... found out yesterday that I'm gonna be the father of another little dude!! He'll be here in May! Everything is going great, all appendages, no bad things like Down Syndrome or anything like that, he's healthy and awesome! Cannot WAIT!
Damn straight! Lol yea I'm hating work as of late manager is asking me to exceed when I'm already exceeding expectations and their best damn teller....

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:17 AM
Damn straight! Lol yea I'm hating work as of late manager is asking me to exceed when I'm already exceeding expectations and their best damn teller....

I betcha' they don't want to give you a raise either, do they? Bastards!

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:17 AM
Awesome! I look forward to it. That's probably when Jabe will be settled enough anyway... there's a storm coming. Baton down the hatches!

Good thing I got my bomb shelter :)

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/oxford/330/photo/shel/shel03.jpg

HolyJose2391
01-13-2012, 12:18 AM
I betcha' they don't want to give you a raise either, do they? Bastards!
Actually my yearly raise should be coming so not complaining there lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:20 AM
Good thing I got my bomb shelter :)

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/oxford/330/photo/shel/shel03.jpg

You've been in need of your bomb shelter a few times already if I'm not mistaken lol. ;) I dunno how much more that thing can take!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:20 AM
Actually my yearly raise should be coming so not complaining there lol

Good well... exceed then damnit! EXCEED!!!!!!!

HolyJose2391
01-13-2012, 12:21 AM
Good well... exceed then damnit! EXCEED!!!!!!!
How can I exceed when I'm already performing 200%!!!!!!

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:23 AM
You've been in need of your bomb shelter a few times already if I'm not mistaken lol. ;) I dunno how much more that thing can take!

Naw, I haven't had the need for it. Its just there for whatever lol It can take a pounding thats for sure :)

Snair
01-13-2012, 12:23 AM
Just read EWNCW-JBW ppv. Great show, props to everyone involved.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:24 AM
How can I exceed when I'm already performing 200%!!!!!!

You clearly aren't over 9,000!!!!! Yet so... you need some help. ;)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-13-2012, 12:25 AM
Naw, I haven't had the need for it. Its just there for whatever lol It can take a pounding thats for sure :)

Definitely glad you haven't needed it lately. That shows restraint. Got me? :)

HolyJose2391
01-13-2012, 12:25 AM
You clearly aren't over 9,000!!!!! Yet so... you need some help. ;)
Lol I'm the motherfucking Goku of that banking center!

S.E. Zero
01-13-2012, 12:25 AM
Definitely glad you haven't needed it lately. That shows restraint. Got me? :)

Loud and clear, captain :)