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Kashdinero
01-02-2012, 06:46 PM
IC: heh Ma$$ you're nothin but over the hill and over rated just because you've finally won a title that no doubt Siaki carried you through you think you're the shit. Go on call me a double flusher because this piece shit will go to the top!

Ooc: good to see you too Kash. :p

IC: Over the hill? After eight months of being in JBW, I'm over the fucking hill? Well, looks like you've got about two months left of your prime, so, yeah, keep using that one... It doesn't make you look stupid in the slightest.

*rolls eyes*

Overrated? Bruv, I'm pure unadulterated walking ownage, while, you get owned on a day to day basis with out exception. Stick to to bantering with the likes of Gillz and Markus, otherwise you're just begging to get knocked out... And as for being carried by Siaki... You need to remember that it was due to me stepping to one side that allowed your little wet dream to become a two time, two time champion, which, el oh el, is something that you will NEVER achieve as long as I'm here to keep putting you in your place.

OOC: Welcome back. :)

chunkkynutzzz
01-02-2012, 06:49 PM
IC: woah woah woah I have to face a no talent hack whom I've beaten multiple times you think you have it bad I have to apologize to the fans for Markus' shitty wrestling


IC as Ma$$: So, as well as an AWOLSilverMarine, V3 also have to go up against a weirdo from another planet that looks like Bishop with a lightbulb in his arse? Fine by me, I guess, but it would have been nice to face someone who the fans actually give a shit about, and not some dickheads who only get a push because management feels sorry for them. Mark Dimensions is the EWNCW equivilaint of ET, and trust me, peeps, when V3 get done with him, he's not even gonna remember what a phone is, let alone how to use it. I'm also asking that he be tested for hallucinogenic drugs before the match, because the last thing we need is this weird cunt having a heart attack after the first punch is thrown to a face that he's clearly out of.

V3>EWNCW's special ed class.

IC as Mark Dimension: A$$Diner Finally Responded After Having the cowardly heart somebody spoke to you to build up your courage somebody mustve and you went training and rhyming in front of the mirror and meeting up with the other 2 virgins st.georgia and pycho shitaki, Now You Speak, Guy You are a weakling that's a Nothing in my Way, I'm Going to Run Thru you ..your ground that I'm going to walk over. Just like your piece of shit company, Down for the count by pin or submission..a Win , And I'm Going to make sure I leave you clinging for lifr, Only Leave V3 close to Death, So You Can See My Victory.

V3=R.I.p.'s

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 06:56 PM
IC: Mark Dimension, please leave. You don't impress anybody with "Oh...I'm a God" shitick.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 07:00 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: A$$Diner Finally Responded After Having the cowardly heart somebody spoke to you to build up your courage somebody mustve and you went training and rhyming in front of the mirror and meeting up with the other 2 virgins st.georgia and pycho shitaki, Now You Speak, Guy You are a weakling that's a Nothing in my Way, I'm Going to Run Thru you ..your ground that I'm going to walk over. Just like your piece of shit company, Down for the count by pin or submission..a Win , And I'm Going to make sure I leave you clinging for lifr, Only Leave V3 close to Death, So You Can See My Victory.

V3=R.I.p.'s

IC: Why did I never think to use this insult when me and George had beef?!?! Oh wait, I did, and so did everybody else...

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 07:22 PM
IC: Why did I never think to use this insult when me and George had beef?!?! Oh wait, I did, and so did everybody else...

IC: Wait, is this about V3's paychecks being made out to "Virgin3"? Because that started long before anyone said it on TV. Stupid noobs. Next they'll think Markus Beergut was a big catch.

chunkkynutzzz
01-02-2012, 07:29 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: Look At Your Bitches A$$Diner, Just look at them ,You Should Proud of yourself how you got them cockadoodlin for you Early, 1st Shuriken I'm Ready to Give You a SwiFt Kick in The Ass Keep On With Thinkin You Can Even Speak To Me Oh I'm God Sctick, Phfff I'm Gonna Fuck You up Non-stop, Schtick Oh I'm Going to Embarrass sugarken The Day We Encounter.
sweet schtick is what you be on,so I suggest you change your recent ways If I'm Going to step in the ring with you... , And 2nd Maybe Cuz St.Georgia is Exactly That , a Bitch Georgia Peach.

Broc
01-02-2012, 07:34 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: Look At Your Bitches A$$Diner, Just look at them ,You Should Proud of yourself how you got them cockadoodlin for you Early, 1st Shuriken I'm Ready to Give You a SwiFt Kick in The Ass Keep On With Thinkin You Can Even Speak To Me Oh I'm God Sctick, Phfff I'm Gonna Fuck You up Non-stop, Schtick Oh I'm Going to Embarrass sugarken The Day We Encounter.
sweet schtick is what you be on,so I suggest you change your recent ways If I'm Going to step in the ring with you... , And 2nd Maybe Cuz St.Georgia is Exactly That , a Bitch Georgia Peach.




IC:..... can someone translate this for me?

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 07:35 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: Look At Your Bitches A$$Diner, Just look at them ,You Should Proud of yourself how you got them cockadoodlin for you Early, 1st Shuriken I'm Ready to Give You a SwiFt Kick in The Ass Keep On With Thinkin You Can Even Speak To Me Oh I'm God Sctick, Phfff I'm Gonna Fuck You up Non-stop, Schtick Oh I'm Going to Embarrass sugarken The Day We Encounter.
sweet schtick is what you be on,so I suggest you change your recent ways If I'm Going to step in the ring with you... , And 2nd Maybe Cuz St.Georgia is Exactly That , a Bitch Georgia Peach.




IC: Listen you escapee from Arkham Asylum, I can defeat you easily because you are not in my level. You have godawful wrestling. You suck at being omnipotent. The difference between us is clear. You are basically EWNCW's Kevin Nash. A big, tall, idiot.

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 07:36 PM
IC:..... can someone translate this for me?

We keep trying to put him on Phonics.....to no avail. -_-

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 07:37 PM
IC:..... can someone translate this for me?

IC: I think he was coming out of the closet...not sure I never understand Mark Dimesnions

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 07:38 PM
IC: I think he was coming out of the closet...not sure I never understand Mark Dimesnions

IC: I agree. His discourse is quite cryptic.

thejman93
01-02-2012, 07:40 PM
IC (as Jman): Wow...The entire EWNCW roster really are full of themselves, aren't they? "Long live the king"? The king of what exactly?

IC (as thedag): Yeehoo! A battle royal! The more sweaty, oily men, the better.

OOC: Good to see Broc, Sully, AYS, and Holy back.

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 07:45 PM
IC (as Jman): Wow...The entire EWNCW roster really are full of themselves, aren't they? "Long live the king"? The king of what exactly?

IC (as thedag): Yeehoo! A battle royal! The more sweaty, oily men, the better.

OOC: Good to see Broc, Sully, AYS, and Holy back.

IC: I was contemplating the elimination of Ryan Wells first. I've now decided for misery to befall you in my prelude to victory.

thejman93
01-02-2012, 07:51 PM
IC: I was contemplating the elimination of Ryan Wells first. I've now decided for misery to befall you in my prelude to victory.

IC (as 'dag): Just as long as you put your big, sweaty manhands all over me first.

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 07:59 PM
IC (as 'dag): Just as long as you put your big, sweaty manhands all over me first.

IC: I knew you "serfs" had fallen far from grace but this is beyond absurd.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 08:01 PM
IC (as 'dag): Just as long as you put your big, sweaty manhands all over me first.

IC: erm good to see you back there dag.

OOC: thanks man!

thejman93
01-02-2012, 08:04 PM
IC: erm good to see you back there dag.

OOC: thanks man!

IC (as 'dag): *Runs at Holy full speed at kisses him.*

OOC:

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 08:06 PM
IC (as 'dag): *Runs at Holy full speed at kisses him.*

OOC:

IC: *punches dag in the face* get off me! Though here is your Nsync CD you let me borrow thanks it's the one I needed to complete my collection

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:07 PM
ic (as 'dag): *runs at holy full speed at kisses him.*

ooc:

Da heyul just happened?

thejman93
01-02-2012, 08:08 PM
Da heyul just happened?

Bhahahaha!

I fucked that up huh?

What's up Romeski? You good?

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:27 PM
Bhahahaha!

I fucked that up huh?

What's up Romeski? You good?

Trying to figure out how to write the dialogue of a Godfather-era Mafia Gangster without offending Italian-Americans.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:32 PM
dag is back lol

Will Roman be replaced by thedag?

Dun Dun DUNNNN!

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:34 PM
dag is back lol

Will Roman be replaced by thedag?

Dun Dun DUNNNN!

IC: He can blow my dagwood if he thinks he's getting the cakewalk that is wrestling Billy McCoy.

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 08:36 PM
IC:..... can someone translate this for me?IC(as The Poot-Hair): .......I think what 'da 'tard's tryin'a say is he wants to suckle somebody's balls? At least 'dats what it certainly seems like he's trying to say. G.O.D=God of DingDongStrokingManFurGobblingGoocheSuckingButthol eRimming

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 08:36 PM
IC: He can blow my dagwood if he thinks he's getting the cakewalk that is wrestling Billy McCoy.

IC: Disturbing

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:38 PM
IC: He can blow my dagwood if he thinks he's getting the cakewalk that is wrestling Billy McCoy.


IC: Disturbing

Trust me....that is not the worst thing. dag and Roman fighting over K-Jammin is much worse.

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 08:39 PM
IC (as Jman): Wow...The entire EWNCW roster really are full of themselves, aren't they? "Long live the king"? The king of what exactly?

IC (as thedag): Yeehoo! A battle royal! The more sweaty, oily men, the better.

OOC: Good to see Broc, Sully, AYS, and Holy back.

IC: Look who decides to show his fucking face...

thejman93
01-02-2012, 08:39 PM
IC: He can blow my dagwood if he thinks he's getting the cakewalk that is wrestling Billy McCoy.

IC (as 'dag): I'd be thrilled to blow you Roman!

OOC at Romes previous post: Besides me and Nikki, I don't know how many Italians you'll have to worry about offending.

And I'm, like, unoffendable.

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:40 PM
IC (as 'dag): I'd be thrilled to blow you Roman!

OOC at Romes previous post: Besides me and Nikki, I don't know how many Italians you'll have to worry about offending.

And I'm, like, unoffendable.

It's not for this, it's for something wildly different. This is wrestling--offensive stereotypes are the norm.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:41 PM
IC: Look who decides to show his fucking face...

IC: Look at this walking definition of delusional. The King? Royalty? I can't take you seriously, rookie.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:42 PM
IC (as 'dag): I'd be thrilled to blow you Roman!

OOC at Romes previous post: Besides me and Nikki, I don't know how many Italians you'll have to worry about offending.

And I'm, like, unoffendable.

*finds Nikki and hugs her*

thejman93
01-02-2012, 08:42 PM
IC: Look who decides to show his fucking face...

IC(as Jman): Don't worry dude, you'll get one good look at my face before I kick yours.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 08:43 PM
It's not for this, it's for something wildly different. This is wrestling--offensive stereotypes are the norm.

I was about to say that never stopped you making Latino jokes so why not go after Italians as well

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 08:45 PM
IC: Look at this walking definition of delusional. The King? Royalty? I can't take you seriously, rookie.

IC: You call yourself a wrestling god, kinda a far stretch if you ask me, seriously Shuriken don't make me laugh or I'll beat the blood in your body out of your piss hole.


IC(as Jman): Don't worry dude, you'll get one good look at my face before I kick yours.

IC: Finally a little fire under your ass my dear boy. Pity it is all going to be wasted on a failed cause.

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:45 PM
I was about to say that never stopped you making Latino jokes so why not go after Italians as well

A boobity boopity?! Bop bop boppity boobity!?

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:47 PM
IC: You call yourself a wrestling god, kinda a far stretch if you ask me, seriously Shuriken don't make me laugh or I'll beat the blood in your body out of your piss hole.

IC: Point to where I called myself a "wrestling god", you moron. I would like to see you try and beat me but know this: I will enjoy defeating arrogant rookies like you.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 08:47 PM
A boobity boopity?! Bop bop boppity boobity!?

Bill Cosby!? In JBW!?

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 08:48 PM
Bill Cosby!? In JBW!?

PUDDIN' POPS! I'm goin' ta hell, goin' ta hell.

thejman93
01-02-2012, 08:51 PM
IC: Finally a little fire under your ass my dear boy. Pity it is all going to be wasted on a failed cause.

IC: I've beaten Shuriken and Ma$$; you're trying to intimidate the wrong guy.

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 08:58 PM
A boobity boopity?! Bop bop boppity boobity!?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 08:58 PM
IC: I've beaten Shuriken and Ma$$; you're trying to intimidate the wrong guy.IC(as the Poot-Hair): And I've beaten my penis like it owes me money, does that count?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 09:02 PM
IC (as 'dag): I'd be thrilled to blow you Roman!

OOC at Romes previous post: Besides me and Nikki, I don't know how many Italians you'll have to worry about offending.

And I'm, like, unoffendable.

There's me too... ass. Also, I'm unoffendable as well.

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 09:08 PM
There's me too... ass. Also, I'm unoffendable as well.

So a sauve, loyal, clever mafia character wouldn't offend you either?! God, I'm a genius character-designer o.o

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 09:33 PM
So a sauve, loyal, clever mafia character wouldn't offend you either?! God, I'm a genius character-designer o.o

Better than an orange muscle head from the Jersey Shore

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 09:41 PM
Better than an orange muscle head from the Jersey Shore

Hey, TNA took 4 hours to design that character.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 09:46 PM
Hey, TNA took 4 hours to design that character.

Who the hell is that?

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 09:46 PM
Who the hell is that?

Ronnie E! Or Bonnie E! And Snatch! I mean Cookie!

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 09:47 PM
Ronnie E! Or Bonnie E! And Snatch! I mean Cookie!

I have no idea who they are

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 09:48 PM
I have no idea who they are

Rudolph? Blitzen? Clymidia?

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 09:48 PM
I have no idea who they are



http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/robbie-e-pictures-02.jpg

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 09:50 PM
http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/robbie-e-pictures-02.jpg

Cookie looks bangable with a bag over her face

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 10:06 PM
IC: I've beaten Shuriken and Ma$$; you're trying to intimidate the wrong guy.

IC: I've beaten Tommy Gillz, you name em', I have beat them. Don't talk to me about intimidating the wrong guy.


IC: Point to where I called myself a "wrestling god", you moron. I would like to see you try and beat me but know this: I will enjoy defeating arrogant rookies like you.

IC: Rookie? You have been gone a while my friend, I am no rookie. Stay out of my way if you know what is good.

zapphoman
01-02-2012, 10:14 PM
IC: I've beaten Tommy Gillz, you name em', I have beat them. Don't talk to me about intimidating the wrong guy.



IC: Rookie? You have been gone a while my friend, I am no rookie. Stay out of my way if you know what is good.

IC: Oh great this chump again. What is liked more than this guy? DOG SHIT!

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 11:22 PM
IC: Oh great this chump again. What is liked more than this guy? DOG SHIT!

IC: Haha great joke coming from the guy who eats dog shit, your wrestling is also dog shit so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my face, this is between me and the Jman. You pussies need to interfere then I guess that mean he can't take me alone

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 11:24 PM
IC: Rookie? You have been gone a while my friend, I am no rookie. Stay out of my way if you know what is good.

IC: Oh I know what will be good for me. Defeating royal pain in the ass rookies like you.

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 11:33 PM
IC: Oh I know what will be good for me. Defeating royal pain in the ass rookies like you.

IC: dream   [dreem] Show IPA noun, verb, dreamed or dreamt, dream·ing, adjective
noun
1.
a succession of images, thoughts, or emotions passing through the mind during sleep.
2.
the sleeping state in which this occurs.
3.
an object seen in a dream.
4.
an involuntary vision occurring to a person when awake.
5.
a vision voluntarily indulged in while awake; daydream; reverie.
6.
What Shuriken does thinking of beating me

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 11:40 PM
IC: I've beaten Tommy Gillz, you name em', I have beat them. Don't talk to me about intimidating the wrong guy.

IC: So you beat off the EWNCW Lockeroom?




IC: Rookie? You have been gone a while my friend, I am no rookie. Stay out of my way if you know what is good.

IC: Okay, so you're a jobber who gets camera time by beating off other EWNCW Superstars, and sucking the boss?

All hail King Sperm!


IC: Haha great joke coming from the guy who eats dog shit, your wrestling is also dog shit so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my face, this is between me and the Jman. You pussies need to interfere then I guess that mean he can't take me alone

IC: We don't have to interfere, Jman doesn't need help beating a jobber like yourself.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 11:41 PM
IC: It won't be a dream. It will be fact. You don't impress me with your "I'm a Royal Jackass" gimmick. You are one the EWNCW talents that I have to beat some respect in and defeat you for your idiocy.

Mr. Lansdale, on to you....I have some shred of respect for you. Whether you accept it or not doesn't matter to me. What matters is that you should bring your BEST against me because I won't be holding back.

Queenstrem, I will be holding back if we ever do face each other because you aren't even worthy of being taken seriously.

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 11:50 PM
IC: You JBW guys with your homosexual remarks. You make the King chuckle. But when it comes to wrestling you make me cry on how pathetic you guys are. Have fun trying to wrestle out of a wet paper bag. And Shuriken I will gladly face you after Jman

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 11:56 PM
IC: You JBW guys with your homosexual remarks. You make the King chuckle. But when it comes to wrestling you make me cry on how pathetic you guys are. Have fun trying to wrestle out of a wet paper bag. And Shuriken I will gladly face you after Jman

IC: This is coming from the King of Godawful Wrestling. Come back to me when your level of wrestling has improved but even if you improve....you won't beat me.

Rich Cranium
01-03-2012, 12:10 AM
i dont know what you want from me??????

Me either.

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 01:08 AM
So much random chatting.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 01:09 AM
Shuriken is at the back, throwing kicks when suddenly he gets a headache. The headache is much stronger than the last time. He then sees a mirror with a dark figure much bigger than last time.

???: Your anger grows everyday.....I will be watching your matches closely from now on....

Shuriken: Why don't you go away? I have grown darker because of you...what else do you want?

???: Much more.....in time....you will see my plans come to fruition....but for now....here is a taste of my plan....

Shuriken gets a much stronger headache. The headache was so strong that it lead Shuriken to his knees. Writhing in pain, Shuriken gets close to the mirror with the dark figure on it and delivers a kick, shattering it and causing the headache to stop.

Shuriken: *gasps* ugh......

Shuriken is slow to get up because of the headache. Panda finds him slow to get up and helps him out.

Panda: Hey. You ok?

Shuriken: Yeah....I'll be fine....thanks champ.

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 01:27 AM
Shuriken is at the back, throwing kicks when suddenly he gets a headache. The headache is much stronger than the last time. He then sees a mirror with a dark figure much bigger than last time.

???: Your anger grows everyday.....I will be watching your matches closely from now on....

Shuriken: Why don't you go away? I have grown darker because of you...what else do you want?

???: Much more.....in time....you will see my plans come to fruition....but for now....here is a taste of my plan....

Shuriken gets a much stronger headache. The headache was so strong that it lead Shuriken to his knees. Writhing in pain, Shuriken gets close to the mirror with the dark figure on it and delivers a kick, shattering it and causing the headache to stop.

Shuriken: *gasps* ugh......

Shuriken is slow to get up because of the headache. Panda finds him slow to get up and helps him out.

Panda: Hey. You ok?

Shuriken: Yeah....I'll be fine....thanks champ.

IC as Shuriken: Sugarken Needs to Get Off That Crack Pipe , (laughs at JBw for supporting Crackheads)
To Much of The White Rocks Will Have You Kicking mirrors and shakin and fallen to the floor, Your a Damn Shame Sierra, a Damn Shame...watch one of his boyfriends Defend him Now... or will The Crackhead wake up on TiMe to Respond.

JBW + V3 = R.I.P.'s
Mark Dimension / EwncW = Victory at the PPV Full Card Win.

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 01:37 AM
IC as Shuriken: Sugarken Needs to Get Off That Crack Pipe , (laughs at JBw for supporting Crackheads)
To Much of The White Rocks Will Have You Kicking mirrors and shakin and fallen to the floor, Your a Damn Shame Sierra, a Damn Shame...watch one of his boyfriends Defend him Now... or will The Crackhead wake up on TiMe to Respond.

JBW + V3 = R.I.P.'s
Mark Dimension / EwncW = Victory at the PPV Full Card Win.

IC: Holy Shit dude, what the fuck are you saying? Do you fart through a carboard tube for your promos?

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 01:43 AM
IC as Shuriken: Sugarken Needs to Get Off That Crack Pipe , (laughs at JBw for supporting Crackheads)
To Much of The White Rocks Will Have You Kicking mirrors and shakin and fallen to the floor, Your a Damn Shame Sierra, a Damn Shame...watch one of his boyfriends Defend him Now... or will The Crackhead wake up on TiMe to Respond.

JBW + V3 = R.I.P.'s
Mark Dimension / EwncW = Victory at the PPV Full Card Win.

IC: *regains composure* Looks like someone needs to go to developmental and get some mic skills.

Kingstrem
01-03-2012, 01:51 AM
IC: This is coming from the King of Godawful Wrestling. Come back to me when your level of wrestling has improved but even if you improve....you won't beat me.

IC: Clearly you haven't been watching, thats ok, the winds of change are coming soon for you too shuriken. Be prepared for your downfall.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 02:02 AM
IC: Clearly you haven't been watching, thats ok, the winds of change are coming soon for you too shuriken. Be prepared for your downfall.

IC: Unless you are Wade Barrett and can say "The Winds Of Change" and can actually change things, you have nothing to say. I won't prepare for my downfall because you won't be delivering it.

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 02:02 AM
IC: Unless you are Wade Barrett and can say "The Winds Of Change" and can actually change things, you have nothing to say. I won't prepare for my downfall because you won't be delivering it.

IC: That Wade Barrett is a monster. He should be pushed to the moon.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 02:04 AM
IC: That Wade Barrett is a monster. He should be pushed to the moon.

IC: Wade Barrett in JBW would be a great change.

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 02:06 AM
IC: Wade Barrett in JBW would be a great change.

IC: Shuriken knows what's up.

Kingstrem
01-03-2012, 02:13 AM
IC: Unless you are Wade Barrett and can say "The Winds Of Change" and can actually change things, you have nothing to say. I won't prepare for my downfall because you won't be delivering it.

IC: There you are again making jokes, this is why you and everyone else here are second rated

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 02:18 AM
Romes Fails. Good night, world.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 02:18 AM
IC: Shuriken knows what's up.

JBW needs a classy heel STAT!

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 02:57 AM
IC as Mark Dimension: Mic Skills , Mic Skills I'ma show you alright, The Many Ways How to Kill You With a Mic...Shuriken Talks a Big Game But All That Shit you Be pullin around JbW won't Do a Damn Thing to help you in a New Ring and Arena Where Ewncw Will Apply The Pressure, The Only Thing Left For any of You especially Shuriken will Have Left to do is Just Passing Away .... Now,Go Fall On The Floor on your own some More.

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:01 AM
IC as Mark Dimension: Mic Skills , Mic Skills I'm show you alright, The Many Ways How to Kill You With a Mic...Shuriken Talks a Big Game But All That Shit you Be pullin around JbW won't Do a Damn Thing in a New Ring and Arena Where Ewncw Will Apply The Pressure, The Only Left For any of You especially Shuriken will Have Left to do is Just Passing Away .... Now,Go Fall On The Floor on your own some More.

IC: Can you please go take like, speech classes or something? I can't understand a fucking word that comes out of your mouth.... actually, on second thought don't take speech classes, if it's this bad hearing it when it doesn't make sense, I couldn't imagine how bad it would be if I actually knew what you were saying

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 03:10 AM
IC: Can you please go take like, speech classes or something? I can't understand a fucking word that comes out of your mouth.... actually, on second thought don't take speech classes, if it's this bad hearing it when it doesn't make sense, I couldn't imagine how bad it would be if I actually knew what you were saying

IC as Mark Dimension: Re-Read and/or Hear Correct, Stop Acting Like Such a Dumb-minded, Retarded Individual Point in Me Even Speaking To Any of Ya "guys" is Just For Warning, The Warning That Im Giving Now,Won't be Givin Later.
You Been Running your MouF, smackin your Gums ...MD Shall Break Your Face to Stop All Your Noise.
Quit Protecting your Boyfriend so Much and Worry About Yourself..Cuz Your Starting to Get Me Pissed and Your Murder Could Become very possible ,As Soon As Possible...With Just Another Word From Broc's Ego.

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:26 AM
IC as Mark Dimension: Re-Read and/or Hear Correct, Stop Acting Like Such a Dumb-minded, Retarded Individual Point in Me Even Speaking To Any of Ya "guys" is Just For Warning, The Warning That Im Giving Now,Won't be Givin Later.
You Been Running your MouF, smackin your Gums ...MD Shall Break Your Face to Stop All Your Noise.
Quit Protecting your Boyfriend so Much and Worry About Yourself..Cuz Your Starting to Get Me Pissed and Your Murder Could Become very possible ,As Soon As Possible...With Just Another Word From Broc's Ego.

IC: um.......... uh............. do I have to.... uh......... um....... uhhh....... does that say..... uh...... um...... uh........ learn how to fucking speak jesus christ

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 03:34 AM
IC as Mark Dimension: Re-Read and/or Hear Correct, Stop Acting Like Such a Dumb-minded, Retarded Individual Point in Me Even Speaking To Any of Ya "guys" is Just For Warning, The Warning That Im Giving Now,Won't be Givin Later.
You Been Running your MouF, smackin your Gums ...MD Shall Break Your Face to Stop All Your Noise.
Quit Protecting your Boyfriend so Much and Worry About Yourself..Cuz Your Starting to Get Me Pissed and Your Murder Could Become very possible ,As Soon As Possible...With Just Another Word From Broc's Ego.

IC: Don't worry guys, I'm going to translate. *mimicking tone of Mark Dimension* "ughh durrr durrr durrr, ughhh me mark dimension a durrr. Me hear u running yo mouf a durrr, bout how me cant talk on mic hurp a durp. Mark warn u, i have boyfrain that break face when you piss me off a durrr. A durppity durppity durp durp durp, Broc's ego."

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:37 AM
IC: Don't worry guys, I'm going to translate. *mimicking tone of Mark Dimension* "ughh durrr durrr durrr, ughhh me mark dimension a durrr. Me hear u running yo mouf a durrr, bout how me cant talk on mic hurp a durp. Mark warn u, i have boyfrain that break face when you piss me off a durrr. A durppity durppity durp durp durp, Broc's ego."

IC: Thank you

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 03:44 AM
IC: Thank you

IC: No problem, My advice is to tell your ego to stop talking? I wasn't aware your ego talks, but I guess Mark Dimension thinks different.

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:45 AM
IC: No problem, My advice is to tell your ego to stop talking? I wasn't aware your ego talks, but I guess Mark Dimension thinks different.

IC: well at least that theory proves that he actually does think

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 03:48 AM
IC: well at least that theory proves that he actually does think

IC: Hey now, I heard that Mark was one of the smartest kids in his special ed class.

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:50 AM
IC: Hey now, I heard that Mark was one of the smartest kids in his special ed class.

IC: where did you hear that? Sully told me that he was the smartest person in that class

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 03:56 AM
IC: where did you hear that? Sully told me that he was the smartest person in that class

IC: Well, I heard Felix saying it backstage, because he was in that class with Mark.

Broc
01-03-2012, 03:59 AM
IC: Well, I heard Felix saying it backstage, because he was in that class with Mark.

IC as Broc: yeah you're probably right then

IC: as Felix: yo holmes, I ain't in no special ed classes, I think you only know, because you two sit next to each other in that class

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 04:03 AM
IC as Broc: yeah you're probably right then

IC: as Felix: yo holmes, I ain't in no special ed classes, I think you only know, because you two sit next to each other in that class

IC: You and Mark sound a lot a like, I didn't mean to embarrass you.

OOC: Yes that sucked, because I'm going to bed. Peace.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-03-2012, 05:49 AM
IC: J u d g e m e n t, R e s t r a i n e d, E N D

Kashdinero
01-03-2012, 07:24 AM
IC: J u d g e m e n t, R e s t r a i n e d, E N D

H I D E V S, W H A T ' S C R A C K I N G ? H O W A B O U T A N A N T I - e w n c w P R O M O F O R O L D T I M E S S A K E !

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 09:54 AM
IC: J u d g e m e n t, R e s t r a i n e d, E N D


H I D E V S, W H A T ' S C R A C K I N G ? H O W A B O U T A N A N T I - e w n c w P R O M O F O R O L D T I M E S S A K E !

Get some mic skill! lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:55 AM
Get some mic skill! lol

I like tits.

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 09:56 AM
Good Morning guys of JBW!!! Hope all is well on this beautiful day.

Thanks to everyone who has sent their promo in to me!! I've begun working on the show, and let me be the first to say IT'S GOING TO BE SICK! I still have a couple more promo's to get in, so until I get them I'm kind of at a standstill. I can't wait for you guys to read it

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:56 AM
IC: J u d g e m e n t, R e s t r a i n e d, E N D

IC: talking about shitty career again? Come on we known you sucked but at least your weren't as bad as that EWNCW shit

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 09:57 AM
I like tits.

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_images_n300/0015-0506-0609-3438_food_foods_meat_poultry_fried_chicken_breast_ photo_photos_picture.jpg

Fried Chicken Tits?

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 09:58 AM
IC: talking about shitty career again? Come on we known you sucked but at least your weren't as bad as that EWNCW shit

IC: I don't think you are allowed to talk, especially how you are in fact synonymous with excrement.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 10:06 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Where the hell is that little girl Andy Amazing? I've got some unfinished business with that loser. I'm going to sit here eating my Frosted Flakes until he shows up. The dick."

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 10:39 AM
Why doesn't somebody lend me like $25,000....I found this sweet ass 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 that I have fell in love with and would like to buy, repaint, and put some pimp ass wheels on

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 10:52 AM
Why doesn't somebody lend me like $25,000....I found this sweet ass 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 that I have fell in love with and would like to buy, repaint, and put some pimp ass wheels on

I would give a penny I found on the floor.

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 10:55 AM
I would give a penny I found on the floor. awww shucks thank you lol. I have most of the money in the bank for it already but hey, if I can get you to pay for it, why would I want to? Lol

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 10:59 AM
awww shucks thank you lol. I have most of the money in the bank for it already but hey, if I can get you to pay for it, why would I want to? Lol

But I don't fall for that sort of trick :p You aren't the first one that wanted money from us xD

There was this guy that had an internet gimmick and wanted us to donate money. The cause? To get him drunk. Like the honesty, hate the cause lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 11:02 AM
But I don't fall for that sort of trick :p You aren't the first one that wanted money from us xD

There was this guy that had an internet gimmick and wanted us to donate money. The cause? To get him drunk. Like the honesty, hate the cause lol

R.I.P. IPITS! :( Such a sad downfall that was...

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:02 AM
But I don't fall for that sort of trick :p You aren't the first one that wanted money from us xD

There was this guy that had an internet gimmick and wanted us to donate money. The cause? To get him drunk. Like the honesty, hate the cause lol

Was that IPITS?

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:04 AM
IC: I don't think you are allowed to talk, especially how you are in fact synonymous with excrement.

IC: very funny you know who else the company had no faith in and then later became the best damn wrestler? Chris Jericho. I am the next best damn thing this company will ever see! Go on call me shit now but then I'll prove you and everyone else wrong

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:06 AM
R.I.P. IPITS! :( Such a sad downfall that was...


Was that IPITS?

It was a downfall when he entered. That guy is just as old-school as Deathy Boy. The only good thing about him was that he was wise but other than that he sometimes forgets that he was wise and goes "I'm American so I win" types of deals and "I am sick". I didn't mind the guy. Just I hate internet gimmicks like that.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:08 AM
IC: very funny you know who else the company had no faith in and then later became the best damn wrestler? Chris Jericho. I am the next best damn thing this company will ever see! Go on call me shit now but then I'll prove you and everyone else wrong

IC: If you were trying to place yourself next to Chris Jericho, you should stop and retire from wrestling right now.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:08 AM
It was a downfall when he entered. That guy is just as old-school as Deathy Boy. The only good thing about him was that he was wise but other than that he sometimes forgets that he was wise and goes "I'm American so I win" types of deals and "I am sick". I didn't mind the guy. Just I hate internet gimmicks like that.

He was hilarious kind of a douche though

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:10 AM
IC: If you were trying to place yourself next to Chris Jericho, you should stop and retire from wrestling right now.

IC: keep on running your mouth Shuriken while you're going to be washed up and wrestling well into your 70s because you can't hang up the boots I'll be retired and remembered as one of the best wrestlers ever

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:18 AM
IC: keep on running your mouth Shuriken while you're going to be washed up and wrestling well into your 70s because you can't hang up the boots I'll be retired and remembered as one of the best wrestlers ever

IC: It doesn't look like I'll have financial issues, like that certain person that blades from nothing. The only thing that people will remember you is the fact of how much you were a whiny kid, like Roman. The only difference is that Roman is better at being a whiny bitch.

K-Jammin
01-03-2012, 11:22 AM
IC: I love sluts...

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 11:28 AM
IC: I love sluts...

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo! Catch a hooker by the toe, if that bitch goes and gives you AIDs, kill that fucking dirty hoe!"

K-Jammin
01-03-2012, 11:30 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo! Catch a hooker by the toe, if that bitch goes and gives you AIDs, kill that fucking dirty hoe!"

IC: If I told you one member of the JBW roster had aids, who would you say it is? and no, it's not me!

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:32 AM
IC: If I told you one member of the JBW roster had aids, who would you say it is? and no, it's not me!

IC: It is you.

K-Jammin
01-03-2012, 11:35 AM
IC: It is you.

IC: Hey Shuri, how you doing bud?

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 11:35 AM
Okay okay sheesh...you guys talked me into it...I'm going to go buy the truck. I literally can't say no. It's an '09 with 8,500 original miles on it. The guys wants 12,500 for it, and I'm going to talk him closer to 10k for it. Blue with Black Racing Stripes. First on my to-do list? CHROME THAT BITCH OUT!! Chrome grill, mirrors, door handles, everything. Then exhaust. Can you say Borla?

R.I.P IPITS, I remember you gracing us with your infinite wisdom lol.

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:40 AM
Okay okay sheesh...you guys talked me into it...I'm going to go buy the truck. I literally can't say no. It's an '09 with 8,500 original miles on it. The guys wants 12,500 for it, and I'm going to talk him closer to 10k for it. Blue with Black Racing Stripes. First on my to-do list? CHROME THAT BITCH OUT!! Chrome grill, mirrors, door handles, everything. Then exhaust. Can you say Borla?

R.I.P IPITS, I remember you gracing us with your infinite wisdom lol.

We didn't say anything but ok xD

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 11:41 AM
IC: Hey Shuri, how you doing bud?

IC:..........(angry stare)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 11:42 AM
Okay okay sheesh...you guys talked me into it...I'm going to go buy the truck. I literally can't say no. It's an '09 with 8,500 original miles on it. The guys wants 12,500 for it, and I'm going to talk him closer to 10k for it. Blue with Black Racing Stripes. First on my to-do list? CHROME THAT BITCH OUT!! Chrome grill, mirrors, door handles, everything. Then exhaust. Can you say Borla?

R.I.P IPITS, I remember you gracing us with your infinite wisdom lol.

Curious. You got here AFTER IPITS was banned. Hmmm... was in the Army, got messed up... does random things on the board. Quite intelligent... interesting... very interesting.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:52 AM
H I D E V S, W H A T ' S C R A C K I N G ? H O W A B O U T A N A N T I - e w n c w P R O M O F O R O L D T I M E S S A K E !


Okay okay sheesh...you guys talked me into it...I'm going to go buy the truck. I literally can't say no. It's an '09 with 8,500 original miles on it. The guys wants 12,500 for it, and I'm going to talk him closer to 10k for it. Blue with Black Racing Stripes. First on my to-do list? CHROME THAT BITCH OUT!! Chrome grill, mirrors, door handles, everything. Then exhaust. Can you say Borla?

R.I.P IPITS, I remember you gracing us with your infinite wisdom lol.

That's a damn good price though.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 12:14 PM
Here I am. Mooing alone. In a field by myself.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 12:16 PM
Here I am. Mooing alone. In a field by myself.

I'm here!! And sparkling

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 12:18 PM
I'm here!! And sparkling

Sig stealing bitch. :(

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 12:19 PM
Sig stealing bitch. :(

You already had the Jeritroll or Trollicho which ever one I called this one :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 12:21 PM
You already had the Jeritroll or Trollicho which ever one I called this one :p

You still suck. Damn Mexican!!! :mad:

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 12:22 PM
You still suck. Damn Mexican!!! :mad:

Hey Holmes I took the yobs and the zigs!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 12:25 PM
Hey Holmes I took the yobs and the zigs!

I'm glad you took the jobs. I don't want to pick spinach and green beans unless I absolutely have to. :p On the sig front... this means war. Furious war. The likes you've never seen! I'm calling you out! I want a Skype Video Conference... ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS match for the sig!!! Best 2 out of 3 gets it!!

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 12:31 PM
I'm glad you took the jobs. I don't want to pick spinach and green beans unless I absolutely have to. :p On the sig front... this means war. Furious war. The likes you've never seen! I'm calling you out! I want a Skype Video Conference... ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS match for the sig!!! Best 2 out of 3 gets it!!

This sounds so hardcore.

BlackFalcon
01-03-2012, 12:36 PM
just got off Raw and just have to say the one thing he missed...

RAAAAAWWWW IIISSSS JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 12:37 PM
just got off Raw and just have to say the one thing he missed...

RAAAAAWWWW IIISSSS JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

He will never, EVER, EVER say that AGAYIN!

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:06 PM
Curious. You got here AFTER IPITS was banned. Hmmm... was in the Army, got messed up... does random things on the board. Quite intelligent... interesting... very interesting. I lurked on these boards forever before I actually joined. I knew who you, SG, IPITS, Kash, and basically everyone was before I ever posted. Creepy much? Yes but I was a fan of the forums for a long while.

IPITS=Army Bitch. Poot-Hair=Marine. BIG DIFFERENCE lol

Shining Light
01-03-2012, 01:12 PM
You know, if you type "poot hair" into Google Images... the first pic is one of R(ob)'s old signatures!

And Poot's signature is on there too!

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:13 PM
You know, if you type "poot hair" into Google Images... the first pic is one of R(ob)'s old signatures!

And Poot's signature is on there too!Lol....awesomeness :p

Shining Light
01-03-2012, 01:14 PM
Lol....awesomeness :p

I know! I was bored so thought I'd do a bit of searching lol :P

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:16 PM
I know! I was bored so thought I'd do a bit of searching lol :P No need to to search, I'm basically an open book on these forums anyways. If you need/want to know anything about me, all ya have to do is ask!

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:20 PM
Okay guys It's time for me to get ready for work, they've changed my hours. I'm now working 5 days a week, 12 hours a day. The good news is at least I have my weekends off now. The bad...60 hours a week EVERY WEEK is going to get old.

If anyone sees Caesar, tell his god-complexing ass to send me a promo for Showdown. I'm stalled without him :p. Oh and I need some RedRuM promo goodness too NIGGA!!

Shining Light
01-03-2012, 01:21 PM
See ya later Poot, take care!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 01:28 PM
Okay guys It's time for me to get ready for work, they've changed my hours. I'm now working 5 days a week, 12 hours a day. The good news is at least I have my weekends off now. The bad...60 hours a week EVERY WEEK is going to get old.

If anyone sees Caesar, tell his god-complexing ass to send me a promo for Showdown. I'm stalled without him :p. Oh and I need some RedRuM promo goodness too NIGGA!!

You'll have your promo. I work fast. Like ninja.

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:30 PM
You'll have your promo. I work fast. Like ninja. Like Chris Farley ninja or Bruce Lee ninja? :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 01:38 PM
Like Chris Farley ninja or Bruce Lee ninja? :D

Kung Fu Panda

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:40 PM
Kung Fu Panda If Jack Black and Chris Farley made a sodomy filled butt baby, you would be it R(ob). Wait...ewww....I just visualized that *gags and throws up in his mouth*

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 01:42 PM
If Jack Black and Chris Farley made a sodomy filled butt baby, you would be it R(ob). Wait...ewww....I just visualized that *gags and throws up in his mouth*

Says the man who poots hair.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 01:43 PM
Let it be known I did in fact win the ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS tournament against HolyJose. He's just attempting to be a classic ethnic background and trying to keep the sig for himself. Damn, PUNK!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 01:43 PM
If Jack Black and Chris Farley made a sodomy filled butt baby, you would be it R(ob). Wait...ewww....I just visualized that *gags and throws up in his mouth*

Don't you have work? Eewww.

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:44 PM
Says the man who poots hair. I actually had my beard pooted in while i was "diving in the muff" a few years ago....she pooted in my facehair or Poot-Hair :D

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:44 PM
Don't you have work? Eewww.I leave in 15 minutes. My shift if from 2 p.m. to 2.a.m now. Are you trying to get rid of me hmmmm?

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 01:49 PM
I leave in 15 minutes. My shift if from 2 p.m. to 2.a.m now. Are you trying to get rid of me hmmmm?

Ouch--2 to 2. Twelve hours of hell.

Poot-Hair
01-03-2012, 01:54 PM
Ouch--2 to 2. Twelve hours of hell. Yeah it basically fucks my days and my nights up. I hate this new shift. It's too late to do anything when I get off work but come home and sleep and by the time I get up I just have time to go right back to work....it sucks badly. I'm hoping it's only a temp thing though

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 01:55 PM
I leave in 15 minutes. My shift if from 2 p.m. to 2.a.m now. Are you trying to get rid of me hmmmm?

Yup. It's definitely working. You now have 5 minutes. :)

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 02:01 PM
Yup. It's definitely working. You now have 5 minutes. :)

I hope you don't mind the changing of the guards from a custom signature by you to a quote from Jericho.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 02:03 PM
I hope you don't mind the changing of the guards from a custom signature by you to a quote from Jericho.

I'm hurt but, I'll live. :'(

thejman93
01-03-2012, 02:09 PM
IC (as Jman): No need to fight my battles for me guys.

OOC: What's up bitches?

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 02:23 PM
Let it be known I did in fact win the ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS tournament against HolyJose. He's just attempting to be a classic ethnic background and trying to keep the sig for himself. Damn, PUNK!

Damn straight I'm keeping it

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 03:05 PM
IC (as Jman): No need to fight my battles for me guys.

OOC: What's up bitches?

IC as Depri$e: Hoes Protect there Pimp at All Times!

thejman93
01-03-2012, 03:10 PM
IC as Depri$e: Hoes Protect there Pimp at All Times!

IC: Who let the AWF jobber in here?

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 03:20 PM
IC: Who let the AWF jobber in here?

IC as Depri$e: Jobber, Seriously That What You Call Someone Who Wins... And Won That AwF/jbw Match
Remember that iGot The Pin Over KA$H...And a Pin Over You if You ain't Pussy to Fight Me At Any Time That is, altho I Do Pin Down Pussy ...
....Your Just The Unwanted Type :)

thejman93
01-03-2012, 03:23 PM
IC as Depri$e: Jobber, Seriously That What You Call Someone Who Wins... And Won That AwF/jbw Match
Remember that iGot The Pin Over KA$H...And a Pin Over You if You ain't Pussy That is, altho I Do Pin Down Pussy ...
....Your Just The Unwanted Type :)

IC: Ma$$ put you over. Something you probably don't have the decency to do for somebody else.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 03:56 PM
IC as Depri$e: Hoes Protect there Pimp at All Times!

IC: Depri$e you better not be starting shit or else I'll be fining you and probably jobbing you out of the title. Watch what you say

Kashdinero
01-03-2012, 04:44 PM
IC as Depri$e: Jobber, Seriously That What You Call Someone Who Wins... And Won That AwF/jbw Match
Remember that iGot The Pin Over KA$H...And a Pin Over You if You ain't Pussy to Fight Me At Any Time That is, altho I Do Pin Down Pussy ...
....Your Just The Unwanted Type :)

IC as Ma$$: It was actually Ma$$ that did the job to you... The fact that you can't differentiate between the two ain't surpri$ing -what with your, like, retarded nature an'all- but it does make me wonder why I do these things. Keep on hanging around here, though, and my brother Ka$h will end up jobbing you out to thedag, or worse... Jose :)

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 04:47 PM
IC as Ma$$: It was actually Ma$$ that did the job to you... The fact that you can't differentiate between the two ain't surpri$ing -what with your, like, retarded nature an'all- but it does make me wonder why I do these things. Keep on hanging around here, though, and my brother Ka$h will end up jobbing you out to thedag, or worse... Jose :)

OOC:ouch that hurt me straight through my heart

Kashdinero
01-03-2012, 04:49 PM
OOC:ouch that hurt me straight through my heart

Ahh, you know I'm playing with ya', although it would be nice if you could keep your pet in it's cage.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 04:51 PM
Ahh, you know I'm playing with ya', although it would be nice if you could keep your pet in it's cage.

Lol I know you are. And yea.....I try to keep most of my talent locked up only for when I need them

Kashdinero
01-03-2012, 04:53 PM
Lol I know you are. And yea.....I try to keep most of my talent locked up only for when I need them

Once a month? :)

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 05:05 PM
Once a month? :)

Pretty much lol :D

Kashdinero
01-03-2012, 05:37 PM
Pretty much lol :D

Sends Jose a PM.


Hey, Buddy... It's time for a little chat about the future of EFedding.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 05:56 PM
Sends Jose a PM.

Me likey :)

chunkkynutzzz
01-03-2012, 06:20 PM
IC as Depri$e: One. I Respect KA$H after all That Was a Huge Pay Day ...Chase the Money , He knows wat it iz and some don't ..that's that
Two.I ain't no ones pet juuu heeearddd,
Three , Get Fined on my AWF Contract,I ain't havin Datt Kid I'm about my par kay and land O Lakes , to Stack Bread
Four, I'm Having an Autograph Session Tommorow at 4pm at The AWF Arena and Make Sure to Catch The Next Show to Watch The Best Superfly Champion and Best Champion in any Title Division Ever

Kingstrem
01-03-2012, 06:20 PM
IC (as Jman): No need to fight my battles for me guys.

OOC: What's up bitches?

You'll need the help princess

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 07:19 PM
So yea epic sig is epic :p

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 08:15 PM
Any idea (by anyone) how to write the dialogue of a 1940's Italian Mobster? Like--speech pattern, stereotypical words, funny speaking mannerisms...

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 08:19 PM
Any idea (by anyone) how to write the dialogue of a 1940's Italian Mobster? Like--speech pattern, stereotypical words, funny speaking mannerisms...

Watch Goodfellas and Godfather. Combine.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 08:20 PM
I just did an awesome interview for Artemis Eclipse. The JBW magazine will have an interesting interview with him and a few things will be revealed. Artemis has a few skeletons in his closet...

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 08:22 PM
Any idea (by anyone) how to write the dialogue of a 1940's Italian Mobster? Like--speech pattern, stereotypical words, funny speaking mannerisms...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfxB09_9rug&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHHHjyL0gE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCroFfroes&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Broc
01-03-2012, 08:26 PM
I just did an awesome interview for Artemis Eclipse. The JBW magazine will have an interesting interview with him and a few things will be revealed. Artemis has a few skeletons in his closet...

Thank you for saying that! lol, I still need to do my NFL part

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:10 PM
Dead boards are damn dead. Ugh.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:11 PM
They see me trollin'.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:12 PM
They hatin'.

K2Jelly
01-03-2012, 09:12 PM
They see me trollin'.

*looks down at sig and rofls*

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:12 PM
Tryin' ta' catch me postin' dirty.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:13 PM
Tryin' ta' catch me postin' dirty. They hatin'.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:15 PM
*looks down at sig and rofls*

Hahahaha! Indeed.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:15 PM
Tryin' ta' catch me postin' dirty. They hatin'.

Now imma let you finish but HolyJose got the best sig of all time OF ALL TIME!

K2Jelly
01-03-2012, 09:15 PM
Hahahaha! Indeed.

I swear that black guy next to him looks like MVP.

K2Jelly
01-03-2012, 09:16 PM
Now imma let you finish but HolyJose got the best sig of all time OF ALL TIME!

Fuck that sheeeet.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:17 PM
Fuck that sheeeet.

Fuck you I'm sparkling!

K2Jelly
01-03-2012, 09:18 PM
Fuck you I'm sparkling!

So is Edward Cullen but you don't hear him brag about it, now do you?

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:19 PM
So is Edward Cullen but you don't hear him brag about it, now do you?

But it's motherfucking Jericho he can sparkle and not look gay

SilverGhost
01-03-2012, 09:21 PM
When will Showdown be posted? Or any next show?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-03-2012, 09:23 PM
I'm tapping early tonight guys. I've got a busy day tomorrow and would like to be fresh when I have to deal with it. "2 Broke Girls", and new "Storage Wars". :) Goodnight guys. See ya's tomorrow... or by some of your standards... later today.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:24 PM
I'm tapping early tonight guys. I've got a busy day tomorrow and would like to be fresh when I have to deal with it. "2 Broke Girls", and new "Storage Wars". :) Goodnight guys. See ya's tomorrow... or by some of your standards... later today.

Later R(ob)ski! See I can put brackets here!

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 09:52 PM
WWE 12 -- I believe it is impossible to FU Cena through a table. Glitch or intended SuperCena? Who knows.

ZOMG Romes is on another Podcast. Bring tissues, people.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 09:57 PM
WWE 12 -- I believe it is impossible to FU Cena through a table. Glitch or intended SuperCena? Who knows.

ZOMG Romes is on another Podcast. Bring tissues, people.

I'm on it too!! For like 5 minutes lol

RomanFlare
01-03-2012, 10:03 PM
I'm on it too!! For like 5 minutes lol

The sad part is the hour and a half afterwards of random talking and hilarious pictures.

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 10:04 PM
The sad part is the hour and a half afterwards of random talking and hilarious pictures.

I enjoyed that...but it could have been used for the best of 2011 though

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 11:10 PM
Okay okay sheesh...you guys talked me into it...I'm going to go buy the truck. I literally can't say no. It's an '09 with 8,500 original miles on it. The guys wants 12,500 for it, and I'm going to talk him closer to 10k for it. Blue with Black Racing Stripes. First on my to-do list? CHROME THAT BITCH OUT!! Chrome grill, mirrors, door handles, everything. Then exhaust. Can you say Borla?

R.I.P IPITS, I remember you gracing us with your infinite wisdom lol.

Do what I did, dual exhaust from the cat converter back. No Muffler with nice tips, it will be loud!

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 11:21 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Where the hell is that little girl Andy Amazing? I've got some unfinished business with that loser. I'm going to sit here eating my Frosted Flakes until he shows up. The dick."

IC: Sorry, was busy using your sister as a cum bank. My bad it took so long, had to make a big deposit. Did you miss me or something?

HolyJose2391
01-03-2012, 11:32 PM
IC: Sorry, was busy using your sister as a cum bank. My bad it took so long, had to make a big deposit. Did you miss me or something?

IC:oh yea the cum dumpster! Yea had some unloading in her a few weeks ago

AreYaSerious
01-03-2012, 11:49 PM
IC:oh yea the cum dumpster! Yea had some unloading in her a few weeks ago

IC: Yeah she has more semen in here then a sperm bank

Broc
01-04-2012, 12:04 AM
You guys better fucking appreciate this NFL segment for the Mag

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 12:07 AM
You guys better fucking appreciate this NFL segment for the Mag

Something special there?

Broc
01-04-2012, 12:09 AM
Something special there?

Well not really, it's just a pain to type all this, hopefully you all will enjoy it though :)

RomanFlare
01-04-2012, 01:36 AM
IC: What's the difference between Hulk Hogan and Billy McCoy?

Hogan had a larger moveset.

RomanFlare
01-04-2012, 01:44 AM
IC: What's the difference between Hulk Hogan and Billy McCoy?

Hogan had a larger moveset.

IC: How can you tell an ape and Billy McCoy apart?

The Ape has less body hair.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-04-2012, 03:25 AM
The experience on EWN has gotten weirder, but at the same time better. It will take me awhile to adjust to this stuff.

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 03:29 AM
SG=blind typer :p I'm sounding like a whiny kid but I can't see the message box to type in.

zapphoman
01-04-2012, 04:02 AM
IC:

January 3rd...


2011...


Verizon Arena in Little Rock, Arkansas


The Alpha Dog came...


The Alpha Dog saw...


AND THE ALPHA DOG FOR DAMMMMMMMNNNNN SURE DOMINATED SMACKDOWN!!!

OOC: Smackdown was awesome! Not going to say anything.

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 04:15 AM
*reads the spoilers*

zapphoman
01-04-2012, 04:18 AM
*reads the spoilers*

Ok The Alpha Dog didn't dominate Smackdown but you can imagine what it would be like if he did. Tomorrow a PM is going out to all the gents that I'm writing matches for so...yeah get ready for that.

For now though I am going to bed. It's been a long day.

K-Jammin
01-04-2012, 08:25 AM
If I was high and saw this new setting it would totally blow my mind...

BlackFalcon
01-04-2012, 08:39 AM
Hey guys just debuting the idea for Connor Chaos' new finisher. I present to you: The Chaos Spike


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxEYvG5LCDs&feature=fvst

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 08:46 AM
Nothing new or fancy. Just a powerful slam.

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 09:36 AM
So what's up guys

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 09:41 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "HolyJose and Andy Amazing... both trying to infuriate me by saying something bad about my "sister"? Heh. Good thing you guys did "her". Apparently the sex change operation went off without a hitch. You guys weren't banging a Brenda. Realistically, "she" was Brendon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What retards!"

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 09:50 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "HolyJose and Andy Amazing... both trying to infuriate me by saying something bad about my "sister"? Heh. Good thing you guys did "her". Apparently the sex change operation went off without a hitch. You guys weren't banging a Brenda. Realistically, "she" was Brendon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What retards!"
IC: meh not like I fucked her just came on her face

CGBigMan
01-04-2012, 09:53 AM
IC: Only JBW superstars would accidentally bang a transvestite

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 09:59 AM
IC: Only JBW superstars would accidentally bang a transvestite

*coughHolyAndyKJamRomecough*

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 10:10 AM
*coughHolyAndyKJamRomecough*

IC:woah woah woah....I never fucked her

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 10:13 AM
IC:woah woah woah....I never fucked her

Still gives you a bad rep :p

http://i.imgur.com/bPWZ6.gif

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 10:16 AM
Still gives you a bad rep :p

http://i.imgur.com/bPWZ6.gif

............

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 10:21 AM
............

......................

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 10:33 AM
Ugh. Dr appointment in 15 minutes. McDonald's right after lol. 24 hour fast and gonna mess it up with McD's!! :) Also, wife made the ultrasound appointment today... January 10th... I will find out what we're having!

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 11:02 AM
Ugh. Dr appointment in 15 minutes. McDonald's right after lol. 24 hour fast and gonna mess it up with McD's!! :) Also, wife made the ultrasound appointment today... January 10th... I will find out what we're having!

I'm told you yesterday but I'm saying this here it's gonna be a girl

zapphoman
01-04-2012, 11:04 AM
Still gives you a bad rep :p

http://i.imgur.com/bPWZ6.gif

This is amazing!! SPARKLE!!!

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 11:05 AM
This is amazing!! SPARKLE!!!

Fuck them...they stole mine and made it better...

zapphoman
01-04-2012, 11:09 AM
Fuck them...they stole mine and made it better...

Don't worry HJ. I love yours too.

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 11:10 AM
Don't worry HJ. I love yours too.

I had the best sig here for about a day I'll take it

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 11:19 AM
I would take an actual Jericho gif than a kid gif :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 11:21 AM
I actually like mine. It's the awesomeness!

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 11:23 AM
I would not be surprised if JJ and his horse show up with light up jackets.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 12:01 PM
Currently one of my favorite songs. It's all about "Dante's Inferno"... well, the whole new album is. But this song just stands out. There's like 4 songs in one here. Love it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLf2UOUXfs&feature=related

Poot-Hair
01-04-2012, 12:10 PM
Welp guys I must say my new hours at work SUCK!! I absolutely hate it....about as much as Hitler hated the Jews (no offense to anyone of the Jewish faith, but Hitler hated you guys).

Showdown is coming along well, and if everything works out the way I hope it does I should be able to post it as early as Friday night. Saturday night is my absolute latest. I've had a blast writing for T1CG and Zbysko and I hope that it shows when you all read it.

zapphoman
01-04-2012, 12:43 PM
Okie dokie all PMs for promos have been sent! Can't wait to see what you all bring back!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 01:03 PM
Okie dokie all PMs for promos have been sent! Can't wait to see what you all bring back!

Pfft. Been there. Sent that. I was probably your first response too lol.

aloisick
01-04-2012, 02:01 PM
Are these the promos for the war?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 02:31 PM
Are these the promos for the war?

Yessir. Basically whoever sends you a PM for a promo, that's who you give it to. So, if you're on the first card you'll be getting a PM from whoever is writing that said match. But, if you're not on the first card, don't fret. You'll be on the 2nd or 3rd. We're trying to get as much people as possible exposed on this thing. :)

aloisick
01-04-2012, 02:49 PM
Yessir. Basically whoever sends you a PM for a promo, that's who you give it to. So, if you're on the first card you'll be getting a PM from whoever is writing that said match. But, if you're not on the first card, don't fret. You'll be on the 2nd or 3rd. We're trying to get as much people as possible exposed on this thing. :)

I think ill be exposed man I am involved in the opening two matches, including the dream tag team match in the opening match

thejman93
01-04-2012, 02:55 PM
I CAN POST AGAIN!

YEEHOO!

PMs going out to Torphy and Holy.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 02:59 PM
To everyone with the "Join JBW" moniker for their sigs... any way you guys can update it? As far as I know creative is:

Kashdinero
Rated_R(ob)KO
Zapphoman
Samoan619


Those are the main guys currently. I know Poot-Hair is on board and we have another but, I don't know if they're on full time status or not. And currently Samoan619 is out with comp problems. xSESx will eventually be back (hopefully) but he isn't an active member of creative. Thanks!

thejman93
01-04-2012, 03:02 PM
To everyone with the "Join JBW" moniker for their sigs... any way you guys can update it? As far as I know creative is:

Kashdinero
Rated_R(ob)KO
Zapphoman
Samoan619


Those are the main guys currently. I know Poot-Hair is on board and we have another but, I don't know if they're on full time status or not. And currently Samoan619 is out with comp problems. xSESx will eventually be back (hopefully) but he isn't an active member of creative. Thanks!

I'll do it now my man.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 03:04 PM
I'll do it now my man.

Thanks bruv. I've been seeing it a lot lately with different people having different things. Yours just reminded me lol.

thejman93
01-04-2012, 03:15 PM
Thanks bruv. I've been seeing it a lot lately with different people having different things. Yours just reminded me lol.

Yeah bruv, I'd love to do it but, for the life of me, I can't figure out how to change my sig.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-04-2012, 03:19 PM
Yeah bruv, I'd love to do it but, for the life of me, I can't figure out how to change my sig.

LOL! I think it's the same as before. I didn't have any problems changing mine today. I just went into settings and took it from there. :)

thejman93
01-04-2012, 03:30 PM
LOL! I think it's the same as before. I didn't have any problems changing mine today. I just went into settings and took it from there. :)

I still can't figure it out bruv.

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 03:32 PM
I still can't figure it out bruv.

I think what II have to do is go to your inbox and from there scroll down to change sig

RomanFlare
01-04-2012, 03:33 PM
I'm responding to someone now in PM, but do NOT expect me to respond in any way until the site gets more Chrome compatible. For safety reasons I will not switch to chrome (IE is impossible to remove and having all 3 opens up some obnoxius loop hole for viruses).

thejman93
01-04-2012, 03:37 PM
I think what II have to do is go to your inbox and from there scroll down to change sig

That didn't work bro.

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 03:49 PM
That didn't work bro.

Damn that's all I got

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 04:00 PM
That didn't work bro.
To change our sig go to settings on the top right next to the log out and from there you can change it

thejman93
01-04-2012, 04:04 PM
To change our sig go to settings on the top right next to the log out and from there you can change it

Who da man?

You da man!

My sig is now Rob approved.

HolyJose2391
01-04-2012, 04:08 PM
Who da man?

You da man!

My sig is now Rob approved.
I'm da man?

Yea I am! Lol no problem

SilverGhost
01-04-2012, 05:08 PM
Hey can someone check their max limit of PMs?

K-Jammin
01-04-2012, 05:12 PM
Hey can someone check their max limit of PMs?

Mine's 250.