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Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 05:57 PM
We've been rapin you for months. I'm surprised your five members have bothered.

You died when Matt left... Fact

IC: The ratings suggest otherwise Gerorgie.

And since Matt left, we've doubled our roster and have got a new show up and running. So that statement is more wishful thinking on your part.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:00 PM
Ic: he's out with your fat sister. Word is she's got a weight problem... She can't fookin wait!

*Steiner walks in*

SHES FAT!!!

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 06:04 PM
http://leighonline.com/images/2009/01/ricky-bobby.bmp

IC: You're really taking advice from someone who once ate white dog shit?


*Steiner walks in*

SHES FAT!!!

Oh man, that one got me.

K2Jelly
12-31-2011, 06:07 PM
IC: You're really taking advice from someone who once ate white dog shit?

IC: It's more sound counsel than the oral discharge of a certain blowhard.

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 06:08 PM
IC: It's more sound counsel than oral discharge of a certain blowhard.

IC: Yeah, wtf is up with that? Why you running scared of something who wants to play you in a video game?

Torphy
12-31-2011, 06:12 PM
IC: One hour to go, that time of the year when we look upon ourselves and reflect on a year of success and glory, oh just myself then? I look upon the faces of JBW and I see doubt, shame and frustration, yet another year where you vowed to say no to that extra helping of slop that you call dinner, only to fail a few hours into your new nutritional regime. Allow me to suggest resolutions for you in the upcoming new year.

St George, my suggestion for you is to take lessons in elocution, for god only knows the pure drivel that oozes forth from your desicated mouth. Should this be too much for your inferior intellect to handle, then perhaps you should set a smaller goal and bathe more frequently?

For Shuriken, my resolution for you would be to exercise more restraint, when it comes to your over inflated ego. I mean lets face it, the only thing larger than your ego is St Georges wife, but she has an excuse for being vile and bloated, what's yours?

And finally, Dr Seuss himself, Ma$$Dinero, for you I would recommend you put an end to this ridiculous notion that you call yourself a rapper. Come now, the only thing more embarrassing than an Englishman who believes he can rap, is.. nothing at all!

And with that I shall leave you to your new years plans, no doubt the majority of you plan to kill what remaining brain cells you have by drowning them in an ocean of cheap alcohol...

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:13 PM
Oh man, that one got me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79u984KOfA

eboy
12-31-2011, 06:13 PM
IC: Someone's gonna get a whipping after I break McCoy's girl legs.



IC: Say what you need to to alleviated your anxiety, but the reality of it is that you'll be left in the ring crying after I break yours knees in the Cloverleaf.

IC: The British Excellence knows more about Submission Wrestling than you know about Midget Porn. I have trained with The freakin best and as with most things pal, The British Styles is alot better than the american style even if you shout louder about it! I will break your knees break your arms break your freckin kneck but when you start crying i am going to pick you up and beat on you some more.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:16 PM
IC:For Shuriken, my resolution for you would be to exercise more restraint, when it comes to your over inflated ego. I mean lets face it, the only thing larger than your ego is St Georges wife, but she has an excuse for being vile and bloated, what's yours?


IC: That I can kick your ass up and down in the ring. That I can outwrestle you in anyway. THE FACT that I am better that you in skill. The FACT that I can end your career in an instant. You will know first hand....why I am arrogant against pups like you that just bark and have no sharp teeth to bite.

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 06:16 PM
IC: The British Excellence knows more about Submission Wrestling than you know about Midget Porn. I have trained with The freakin best and as with most things pal, The British Styles is alot better than the american style even if you shout louder about it! I will break your knees break your arms break your freckin kneck but when you start crying i am going to pick you up and beat on you some more.

IC: Wow, that's gonna take awhile when your knees are broken. It doesn't matter if you think you're a better submission wrestler or that "the british style is better". The only thing that matters is that when I'm done with you, you'll be out of action indefinitely. At first I thought you would be an interesting challenge, but in retrospect, after actually seeing you wrestle, I've realized you're not a challenge. Anyone wanna switch? Is Tommy taken?

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 06:21 PM
IC: Has anyone seen G-Scorp? I wanna trade him Bucktooth NoNuts for Mint Berry Crunch.

eboy
12-31-2011, 06:22 PM
IC: Wow, that's gonna take awhile when your knees are broken. It doesn't matter if you think you're a better submission wrestler or that "the british style is better". The only thing that matters is that when I'm done with you, you'll be out of action indefinitely. At first I thought you would be an interesting challenge, but in retrospect, after actually seeing you wrestle, I've realized you're not a challenge. Anyone wanna switch? Is Tommy taken?

IC: Roman you really are a tool aren't you! you want to disrespect me! i will fucking end your jumped overrated career. You want to disrespect my abilities!?!, fine fuel my motherfucking fire The British Excellence The Better is Bigger The We Are Live All Around The World Doesn't matter one jot, non of your bullshit will matter one bit!. I will beat you 1 2 3 in the middle of the ring, and thats what your so jumpy about.

Torphy
12-31-2011, 06:22 PM
IC: Has anyone seen G-Scorp? I wanna trade him Bucktooth NoNuts for Mint Berry Crunch.

OOC: You really don't want to face Mint Berry Crunch, he has a habit of BERRYing people! Oh ho ho ho ho!

chunkkynutzzz
12-31-2011, 06:25 PM
IC: You are still talking? Get the hint that you are not in my league. You never will. I don't know why EWNCW made you champion but I think that was a bad move. You do not scare me. I can break you easily. As I said....I can defeat gods. If you keep persisting, I will do something about it. Sending you to the hospital and throwing away that title you have. I think I would do everyone a favor.


IC as Mark Dimension: NO ONE MADE ME CHAMPION
I MADE MYSELF A CHAMPION BY BREAKING DOWN THE ROSTER, of which You Never,
Ever Even Had The Guts, The Honor to Do..New Guys Came in and cannot stress the fact your punk ass jumped ship When You Knew it Was Gonna Get Tough, Well Sugarken, Kool-aid pumps your Heart, Your Soft and Amount to Nothing..

Bad Move Will Be You Trying to Break Me,And If I Don't Scare You, Then Do Something ,I Dare You ,Do Something , You Ain't Gonna Do Shit ... Nuthin at All ..
Tell Me I'm Talking, Do That, Please Do That ,Cuz All Its Gonna Show Is How Much Of a Punk You Are..No C.M. Just a straight Up Punk ..
Do Somethin.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 06:28 PM
IC: Wow, that's gonna take awhile when your knees are broken. It doesn't matter if you think you're a better submission wrestler or that "the british style is better". The only thing that matters is that when I'm done with you, you'll be out of action indefinitely. At first I thought you would be an interesting challenge, but in retrospect, after actually seeing you wrestle, I've realized you're not a challenge. Anyone wanna switch? Is Tommy taken?

IC: Woah, easy buddy. I don't swing on that side if you know what I mean.

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 06:28 PM
IC: Roman you really are a tool aren't you! you want to disrespect me! i will fucking end your jumped overrated career. You want to disrespect my abilities!?!, fine fuel my motherfucking fire The British Excellence The Better is Bigger The We Are Live All Around The World Doesn't matter one jot, non of your bullshit will matter one bit!. I will beat you 1 2 3 in the middle of the ring, and thats what your so jumpy about.

IC: The only thing that never sees the sun set in England is the Queen's underwear. I guess I should applaud you for learning to count to 3. I'll tell you what, I'll just tell you how it'll go:

Bell Rings, You charge, I duck and sweep your left leg. You'll pop up, I'll drop kick the left knee. Then, while still on the ground, boot to the jaw. I'll hop to my feet, run the rope behind you, and shoulder block the back of your knee as you get up. Then a figure four--grabbing the rope to support myself as you fight to roll me over. I'll break it at 3 (cause I'm a nice guy) but go right to work stomping that knee. The ref will push me off, you'll use the rope to pull yourself up, and I'll stick my boot in your face and push you out of the ring. You'll stagger to your feet out on the ringside, but I'll plow your head with a running baseball slide out of the ring. I'll throw you into the steps, face off the pole, roll you up on the apron, elbow to the chest, boot to the side of the head. I'll climb up on the apron and springboard leg drop onto your neck. I'll pull you up to your feet, you'll break and throw a few punches. You'll back me into the ropes and try to whip me, but I'll swing around and drop kick your left knee. I'll then grab you in a 3-quarters front head lock and DDT you into the mat. I'll roll you over and hook the leg, but you'll kick at 1 and a half. I'll pull you up, you'll punch me in the gut and set me up for a powerbomb. But I'll pull your legs, lock in the Cloverleaf, and you'll be tapping to cover the sound of your knee snapping.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:31 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: NO ONE MADE ME CHAMPION
I MADE MYSELF A CHAMPION BY BREAKING DOWN THE ROSTER, of which You Never,
Ever Even Had The Guts, The Honor to Do..New Guys Came in and cannot stress the fact your punk ass jumped ship When You Knew it Was Gonna Get Tough, Well Sugarken, Kool-aid pumps your Heart, Your Soft and Amount to Nothing..

Bad Move Will Be You Trying to Break Me,And If I Don't Scare You, Then Do Something ,I Dare You ,Do Something , You Ain't Gonna Do Shit ... Nuthin at All ..
Tell Me I'm Talking, Do That, Please Do That ,Cuz All Its Gonna Show Is How Much Of a Punk You Are..No C.M. Just a straight Up Punk ..
Do Somethin.

IC: I will do something. When I am done with Mr. Lansdale. I will be coming after you. I won't just defeat you, I will hurt you. I will keep coming after you until you beg for me to stop. I am not all talk like you are.

If you are champion by breaking down the roster, then you really said something about your fellow EWNCW wrestlers. Good job in saying that they are weak.

I will hurt the God of Destruction and make him pay. I will send you to the hospital because I no longer care about you guys.

Rich Cranium
12-31-2011, 06:42 PM
Tommy is taken in a MA$$ive way! ;)

Leggo
12-31-2011, 06:42 PM
That's it for me guys... Have a great new year Jabesters and ewncw'ers. IC aside, it's been a great year for both feds. A lot of effort has been put in by ALL caracters and (both) CREATIVE teams. Well done to all... Looking forward to the cross fed war in the new year!

Laters fellas!

Sidenote: Jbw still hauled it back when nobody believed and now we're the biggest... And IMO, the best!

Torphy
12-31-2011, 06:43 PM
IC: I will do something. When I am done with Mr. Lansdale. I will be coming after you. I won't just defeat you, I will hurt you. I will keep coming after you until you beg for me to stop. I am not all talk like you are.

If you are champion by breaking down the roster, then you really said something about your fellow EWNCW wrestlers. Good job in saying that they are weak.

I will hurt the God of Destruction and make him pay. I will send you to the hospital because I no longer care about you guys.

IC: When you're done with me? Is that so? Does your arrogance blind you so badly that you cannot see the inevitability of your hand striking the mat repeatedly, as you scream and yell in pain as I subject you to any one of an infinite amount of submission moves I hold in my arsenal? Do not delude yourself, you're smarter than that, or perhaps I give you too much credit, you shall not make it to a match with Mark Dimension, for when I am done with you, you will spend the rest of this war watching from your hospital bed as I retire the next member of your roster.

Your fate is sealed, I am Arthur Lansdale, I am destiny in itself. Once our match is over, ask not for whom the bells tolls Shuriken.. the bell tolls for thee...

thejman93
12-31-2011, 06:45 PM
IC: Somebody looking for me?

Rich Cranium
12-31-2011, 06:48 PM
IC: Somebody looking for me?

Tommy Thunder.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 06:50 PM
Tommy is taken in a MA$$ive way! ;)

What?


Tommy Thunder.

And what?

Kingstrem
12-31-2011, 06:51 PM
IC: Somebody looking for me?

IC: sweet Jesus he lives. Bout time you show up Jenny man

OOC: I'm off for the night. Happy new years gents. Have a safe night

Rich Cranium
12-31-2011, 06:51 PM
What?



And what?

Don't WHAT me!! :mad:

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 06:53 PM
Don't WHAT me!! :mad:

But seriously though. What?

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:55 PM
IC: When you're done with me? Is that so? Does your arrogance blind you so badly that you cannot see the inevitability of your hand striking the mat repeatedly, as you scream and yell in pain as I subject you to any one of an infinite amount of submission moves I hold in my arsenal? Do not delude yourself, you're smarter than that, or perhaps I give you too much credit, you shall not make it to a match with Mark Dimension, for when I am done with you, you will spend the rest of this war watching from your hospital bed as I retire the next member of your roster.

Your fate is sealed, I am Arthur Lansdale, I am destiny in itself. Once our match is over, ask not for whom the bells tolls Shuriken.. the bell tolls for thee...

IC: It is not arrogance anymore. I've been holding the good inside for far too long and I now see who is at my level and who isn't. You talk about submissions and breaking me in one of them but I highly doubt you can do it. I will send you to the hospital. You will think about your arrogance every time the fractures give you pain. Don't get ahead of yourself, fool.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 06:55 PM
Don't WHAT me!! :mad:

What!? lol

Leggo
12-31-2011, 06:56 PM
Don't WHAT me!! :mad:

Rich had too many beers? Lol

chunkkynutzzz
12-31-2011, 06:58 PM
IC: I will do something. When I am done with Mr. Lansdale. I will be coming after you. I won't just defeat you, I will hurt you. I will keep coming after you until you beg for me to stop. I am not all talk like you are.

If you are champion by breaking down the roster, then you really said something about your fellow EWNCW wrestlers. Good job in saying that they are weak.

I will hurt the God of Destruction and make him pay. I will send you to the hospital because I no longer care about you guys.

IC as Mark Dimension: Awe, Shugarken Cared and he doesn't. No Longer, And I'm Going to Pay , And Your Going to Hurt me, Defeat Me .. Beat me , Yadda ,Yadda Stop All The Talking Why Wait til After Lansdale, ..I Know Why Because If its Before All Lansdale would have to do is Put one foot on your corpse after the Bell... And There Goes Your Winner of The Night... I Don't Respect You , You Should Not Be Respected, Not You. Not Ever. And By The Way I Haven't Broken The Entire Roster to Become Champion just those on my way to getting it, More Business Shall Follow Till Then I Got Shit to Scoop up and throw away , That's A$$Diner, St.Georgia , and The Other Guy... V3 ..Then ,You.

thejman93
12-31-2011, 07:00 PM
IC: sweet Jesus he lives. Bout time you show up Jenny man

OOC: I'm off for the night. Happy new years gents. Have a safe night

IC: Oh, I'm always here. Especially when there's a fight waiting for me.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:00 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: Awe, Shugarken Cared and he doesn't. No Longer, And I'm Going to Pay , And Your Going to Hurt me, Defeat Me .. Beat me , Yadda ,Yadda Stop All The Talking Why Wait til After Lansdale, ..I Know Why Because If its Before All Lansdale would have to do is Put one foot on your corpse after the Bell... And There Goes Your Winner of The Night... I Don't Respect You , You Should Not Be Respected, Not You. Not Ever. And By The Way I Haven't Broken The Entire Roster to Become Champion just those on my way to getting it, More Business Shall Follow Till Then I Got Shit to Scoop up and throw away , That's A$$Diner, St.Georgia , and The Other Guy... V3 ..Then ,You.

IC: I don't want your pathetic respect. All I want to beat you to a pulp.

thejman93
12-31-2011, 07:02 PM
IC: I don't want your pathetic respect. All I want to beat you to a pulp.

IC: Man, I kinda like the new Serra.

Shining Light
12-31-2011, 07:03 PM
Happy new year from the united kingdom! :)

Torphy
12-31-2011, 07:04 PM
Happy new year from the united kingdom! :)

Yes happy new year!

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:05 PM
Happy new year from the united kingdom! :)

Happy New Year man! Enjoy and have fun!

thejman93
12-31-2011, 07:05 PM
Happy New Year folks!

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:05 PM
IC: Man, I kinda like the new Serra.

IC: Tommy and Billy wanted to see the real me....and here I am....the real me is full of anger and hate. I will take it out on the EWNCW talents.....

thejman93
12-31-2011, 07:07 PM
IC: Tommy and Billy wanted to see the real me....and here I am....the real me is full of anger and hate. I will take it out on the EWNCW talents.....

IC: Good for you Shuri'.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 07:09 PM
IC: Tommy and Billy wanted to see the real me....and here I am....the real me is full of anger and hate. I will take it out on the EWNCW talents.....

IC: Good for you. Is this supposed to impress me? Or make me feel scared? Or intimidated?

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 07:10 PM
I heard it's still hot in 2012. Stupid Global Warming.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:12 PM
IC: Good for you. Is this supposed to impress me? Or make me feel scared? Or intimidated?

IC: No, you idiot. This is not a warning. More like a message. You try anything funny against me or any of the JBW talents, I will come after you.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 07:22 PM
IC: No, you idiot. This is not a warning. More like a message. You try anything funny against me or any of the JBW talents, I will come after you.

IC: Try anything funny? Like I told Flare earlier, I don't swing on that side Shuriken. But it seems that you and Flare are a perfect match there since you're both into that sort of thing.

RomanFlare
12-31-2011, 07:24 PM
IC: Try anything funny? Like I told Flare earlier, I don't swing on that side Shuriken. But it seems that you and Flare are a perfect match there since you're both into that sort of thing.

IC: *looks at Shuriken* I'm sure we could work out a combination style if we ever tag teamed...

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 07:24 PM
IC: Try anything funny? Like I told Flare earlier, I don't swing on that side Shuriken. But it seems that you and Flare are a perfect match there since you're both into that sort of thing.

IC: Oh, and as for "coming after me"? I'd rather you don't. I'd hate to have to pull out an injunction or a restraining order against you.

And yes. I did just quote myself.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:27 PM
IC: Try anything funny? Like I told Flare earlier, I don't swing on that side Shuriken. But it seems that you and Flare are a perfect match there since you're both into that sort of thing.


IC: Oh, and as for "coming after me"? I'd rather you don't. I'd hate to have to pull out an injunction or a restraining order against you.

And yes. I did just quote myself.

IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 07:28 PM
IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

SilverGhost
12-31-2011, 07:30 PM
IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

Tommy Thunder
12-31-2011, 07:32 PM
IC: What's wrong? Can't come up with a better insult? Wasted your best insults?

I see you can't hold yourself up in a fight....pathetic.

IC: IC: What's wrong? Can't come up wi...
*stops as he chuckles to himself*
Ahhh, I can't go on haha! I always knew I liked you.

chunkkynutzzz
12-31-2011, 08:14 PM
IC: I don't want your pathetic respect. All I want to beat you to a pulp.

IC as Mark Dimension: Now We're Talkin Sierra, I Invite The Violence, Let The Blood Pour.

R.I.P. V3

Snair
12-31-2011, 11:01 PM
Happy New-year everyone!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 12:42 AM
Happy New-year everyone!

Happy New Year bro!!

And one of the coolest things before 2011 ended was talking to Ka$h. I called him and apparently he was getting ready to go out so he missed my call. A while later he called back and we talked for like 5 minutes. It was awesome actually talking to ya' my bruv! I see you're online now so that means you're safe lol.

And also, my son talked to him. As SOON as they got off the phone my son asks: "Were You Just Talking To Wade Barrett?" Best thing ever!

On that note, hope everyone had fun tonight and are safe. As for me, it's time to take it down. I'll be on for a few minutes but nothing too long.

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 12:44 AM
Happy New Year bro!!

And one of the coolest things before 2011 ended was talking to Ka$h. I called him and apparently he was getting ready to go out so he missed my call. A while later he called back and we talked for like 5 minutes. It was awesome actually talking to ya' my bruv! I see you're online now so that means you're safe lol.

And also, my son talked to him. As SOON as they got off the phone my son asks: "Were You Just Talking To Wade Barrett?" Best thing ever!

On that note, hope everyone had fun tonight and are safe. As for me, it's time to take it down. I'll be on for a few minutes but nothing too long.

Your kid is awesome.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 12:50 AM
Your kid is awesome.

I know this. :) He's been over his Aunt's house since earlier. I'd say around 6pm my time. I've missed him for the last few hours... :( I did talk to him however. Still not the same.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 02:12 AM
I'd like to take this time to wish everyone in JBW a happy new year. In the words of one of my favorite songs "It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last." I hope great things are in store for each and every one of you.

Life is hard sometimes, but it's the love and caring of good friends like the ones I have here in JBW that make it that much easier. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

If anyone of you need to ever get in touch with me, my skype name is Poot-Hair. Add me as a friend and we can chat sometimes. Take it easy guys. Don't drink and drive, find a designated driver, and have the time of your lives...

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 02:40 AM
Plotting the end of the World with Romes while having cold pizza and a Magic Hat (Beer).

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 02:42 AM
Plotting the end of the World with Romes while having cold pizza and a Magic Hat (Beer).

Cold Pizza Hut and a Heineken. Good times.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 02:43 AM
Plotting the end of the World with Romes while having cold pizza and a Magic Hat (Beer). Dude...LET ME IN ON THIS!! Lol, I only have room temperature natty light...

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 02:55 AM
Dude...LET ME IN ON THIS!! Lol, I only have room temperature natty light...

What is this, High School?

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 02:57 AM
What is this, High School? It's called poverty DICK!! Lol, I was too poor to buy anything more expensive :(

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 03:06 AM
@Poot -- Brother, I wish I could let you in on this. I really, really do. But, this is some serious shit. I'm under strict JBW contract with JBW talent being the COO.

And Romes, Shuri took my other shovel from me last time and we've broken a few tonight... I think it's time we invest in something a little better.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 03:10 AM
@Poot -- Brother, I wish I could let you in on this. I really, really do. But, this is some serious shit. I'm under strict JBW contract with JBW talent being the COO.

And Romes, Shuri took my other shovel from me last time and we've broken a few tonight... I think it's time we invest in something a little better. Hmmm....Apparently now (according to Kash) I'm a member of the BCIC (Boy's Club Inner Circle a.k.a JBW Creative) So I'm in on most of the "Serious Shit" already. I see how you are though... ;)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 03:14 AM
Hmmm....Apparently now (according to Kash) I'm a member of the BCIC (Boy's Club Inner Circle a.k.a JBW Creative) So I'm in on most of the "Serious Shit" already. I see how you are though... ;)

Heh. You're cute. There's SO MANY layers to JABE's circles lol. You're just in. :) I still love you Pooter. Don't be upset. :(

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 03:16 AM
@Poot -- Brother, I wish I could let you in on this. I really, really do. But, this is some serious shit. I'm under strict JBW contract with JBW talent being the COO.

And Romes, Shuri took my other shovel from me last time and we've broken a few tonight... I think it's time we invest in something a little better.

Goddamnit. Not only do I not yet fully understand what exactly you're referencing, but Paul is gonna be super pissed.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 03:19 AM
Heh. You're cute. There's SO MANY layers to JABE's circles lol. You're just in. :) I still love you Pooter. Don't be upset. :( Nah dude, you know as well as anyone else it's extremely hard to piss me off or upset me. I spent the better part of a decade in the Marines, my self discipline is second to none. I'm just here, same as always. I am however just looking for somebody to talk to and/or entertain me. Sorry that "my part of the inner circle" doesn't run as deep as yours therefore you're too good to talk to me :D <insert sarcasm wherever applicable> lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 03:29 AM
Nah dude, you know as well as anyone else it's extremely hard to piss me off or upset me. I spent the better part of a decade in the Marines, my self discipline is second to none. I'm just here, same as always. I am however just looking for somebody to talk to and/or entertain me. Sorry that "my part of the inner circle" doesn't run as deep as yours therefore you're too good to talk to me :D <insert sarcasm wherever applicable> lol

You just hurt my feeling and that was the last one I had.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 03:39 AM
You just hurt my feeling and that was the last one I had. *gets the defribrilator paddles out* CLEAR!!!! *Shocks the shit out of R(ob)'s last feeling* BREATHE DAMN YOU!! BREATHE!!!!!! *Shocks again* Lol

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 04:23 AM
Okay I have officially killed all activity in this thread once again....damn my failed attempts at humor....LOL. Goodnight guys and gals at Jabe. Catch you all on the flipside!!

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 08:17 AM
Well I managed to get about 2 hours of sleep this morning, made possible only by the massive amounts of alcohol I consumed last night. PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is a bitch, and I can't even fuck her lol. What's up Jabeville?

aloisick
01-01-2012, 08:20 AM
Well I managed to get about 2 hours of sleep this morning, made possible only by the massive amounts of alcohol I consumed last night. PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is a bitch, and I can't even fuck her lol. What's up Jabeville?

is your PTSD? from the war? i cant sleep either little one wants to party

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 08:52 AM
is your PTSD? from the war? i cant sleep either little one wants to party Yeah my PTSD is from having a road bomb blow up beside me and watching my best friend take his last three breaths, among ALOT of other things I did in the war. Shit gets to ya. I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares, night sweats, chronic fatigue, and can't forget chronic pain from the multiple surgeries I've had since the bomb destroyed my right knee

Robareid
01-01-2012, 08:55 AM
Yeah my PTSD is from having a road bomb blow up beside me and watching my best friend take his last three breaths, among ALOT of other things I did in the war. Shit gets to ya. I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares, night sweats, chronic fatigue, and can't forget chronic pain from the multiple surgeries I've had since the bomb destroyed my right knee

Man, that's horrible, but I guess that's what war does to you...You have my sympathy, not that it helps, hope things get better over time

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 09:05 AM
Man, that's horrible, but I guess that's what war does to you...You have my sympathy, not that it helps, hope things get better over time The physical pain is starting to get some better. I've had 4 surgeries to get my knee back in working order, including having an artificial kneecap. I still do rehab twice a week, and my flexibility is getting some better. I can walk around quite normally, with only a slight limp.

It's the mental pain that gets most military personel in the end. We're a stubborn breed because we are trained to think that we're "more than human, we're Marines". I guess I'm the same way as other than the 3 mandatory psych evals I had to take (and lied through my teeth to pass) from the Marine Corps I still haven't sought any pyschiatric help.

aloisick
01-01-2012, 09:13 AM
The physical pain is starting to get some better. I've had 4 surgeries to get my knee back in working order, including having an artificial kneecap. I still do rehab twice a week, and my flexibility is getting some better. I can walk around quite normally, with only a slight limp.

It's the mental pain that gets most military personel in the end. We're a stubborn breed because we are trained to think that we're "more than human, we're Marines". I guess I'm the same way as other than the 3 mandatory psych evals I had to take (and lied through my teeth to pass) from the Marine Corps I still haven't sought any pyschiatric help.

If its one thing ive learned is swallow your pride and seek help, im not comparing myself to you cause what you went through seems terrible beyond belief, but i suffered from chronic fatigue with depression and anxiety and self esteem issues and after i seeked help... things got a lot better

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 09:25 AM
If its one thing ive learned is swallow your pride and seek help, im not comparing myself to you cause what you went through seems terrible beyond belief, but i suffered from chronic fatigue with depression and anxiety and self esteem issues and after i seeked help... things got a lot betterI take xanax along with my percoset I get from the doctor I see about my knee. It helps some, at least dulls the pain enough most days where I can be semi-active. I've started to train pretty hard again, and I'm getting back into pretty impressive shape. When I get depressed or down, it seems like emmersing myself in physical activity helps the most.

aloisick
01-01-2012, 09:28 AM
I take xanax along with my percoset I get from the doctor I see about my knee. It helps some, at least dulls the pain enough most days where I can be semi-active. I've started to train pretty hard again, and I'm getting back into pretty impressive shape. When I get depressed or down, it seems like emmersing myself in physical activity helps the most.

yeah i like to get into good shape to get past my blues but have been stressed alot and eating crap so new years resolution is to get into good shape again

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 01:01 PM
Somehow putting Orton through a table on WWE '12 is satisfying...

Tommy Thunder
01-01-2012, 01:06 PM
Somehow putting Orton through a table on WWE '12 is satisfying...

Oh, does Orton go ape shit and starts hitting the table when it doesn't break?

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 01:08 PM
Oh, does Orton go ape shit and starts hitting the table when it doesn't break?

No, but I didn't get knocked out of WWE Title contention when I kicked him off the top rope to the outside.

Grind_Bastard
01-01-2012, 02:03 PM
Happy New Year to you too!

Tommy Thunder
01-01-2012, 02:10 PM
No, but I didn't get knocked out of WWE Title contention when I kicked him off the top rope to the outside.

Hmm, a flaw in the game lol!

K2Jelly
01-01-2012, 02:16 PM
Hmm, a flaw in the game lol!

I was playing an online tables match with someone who was on the apron. There was a table behind him and I was Stone Cold. I used a grapple on him while he was still on the apron, which is slapping the opponent's chest followed by the victim falling off, and he crashed through the table. XP

zapphoman
01-01-2012, 03:26 PM
(A black screen appears as letters white letters appears with a dramatic voiceover)

Tuesday...

January 3, 2012...

Little Rock, Arkansas...

The Alpha Dog...

Invades....

...WWE SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!

(The Alpha Dog is shown sneaking up behind The Big Show)

VO: Watch The Alpha Dog kick The Big Show in the balls and then run away for his life.

(The Alpha Dog kicks Big Show in the balls but it doesn't affect him. Big Show turns around and hits Alpha with a WMD. Big Show walks away laughing, leaving The Alpha Dog in the middle of the floor passed out. The Alpha Dog is then showed sitting up in a bed. The camera zooms back to reveal both Nikki and Brie Bella with their head and hands on his chest while the voice over guy says)

VO: Watch The Alpha Dog dominate both Bella Twins at the....

Alpha: WAIT A MINUTE!!! THIS IS INCEST!!!!

Nikki (or Brie...fuck me if I can tell one from the other one): So what?

Brie: This is Arkansas anyway.

Alpha: (with a confused look on his face) GET OUT OF THE ALPHA DOGS BED!!!! GET OUT!!! AKSANA...EVE....YOU'RE UP!!!!

(The Bellas get out of the bed and Aksana and Eve take their place)

Alpha: More like it!

(Alpha is then shown staring at someone out of frame. The camera moves back to show him staring at Sheamus)

VO: Watch The Alpha Dog have a staring contest with Sheamus.

(Alpha and Sheamus just keep on staring at each other for a few moments)

Sheamus: Are you going to blink fella?

Alpha: The Alpha Dog doesn't plan on blinking, fella? How about you fella?

Sheamus: Oh fella you are going down, fella!

Alpha: FELLA FELLA FELLA FELLA FELLA!!!!

Sheamus: FELLA FELLA FELLA FELLA FELLA!!!!

(Their faces keep getting more and more tense as they continue screaming fella before The Alpha Dog finally)

Sheamus: YOU BLINKED YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!!!

Alpha: DAMMIT!!!

(Alpha then punches Sheamus and runs away as Sheamus chases after him)

All this and more on January 3rd
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes this was my crappy way of telling you all that I'm going to see my first live WWE Show. I'm so excited! Booker T vs Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Title and Daniel Bryan vs The Big Show for the World Heavyweight Title. Tuesday can't get here soon enough!

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 03:32 PM
Yeah Smackdown is a must watch!

The Alpha Dog on Smackdown? Yes please.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 04:38 PM
Yeah Smackdown is a must watch!

The Alpha Dog on Smackdown? Yes please.IC(as the Poot-Hair): The Alpha Dog on Smackdown? Yeah...somebody's gettin' anal herpes....my guess is Mark Henry...

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 04:41 PM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): The Alpha Dog on Smackdown? Yeah...somebody's gettin' anal herpes....my guess is Mark Henry...

That would mean one thing....its not Alpha Dog. Its RedBuM.

zapphoman
01-01-2012, 04:41 PM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): The Alpha Dog on Smackdown? Yeah...somebody's gettin' anal herpes....my guess is Mark Henry...

IC: .........

OOC: This is signifying that The Alpha Dog is speechless. You should be honored Poot-Hair lol!

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 04:47 PM
That would mean one thing....its not Alpha Dog. Its RedBuM.IC(as RedBuM): NIGGA I taint gots no assherpes!! At least no more I don't!! Doc Spackle told me to bust open one of 'dem Valtrax caplets and ram it up muh butthole. Dat shit burned like a bitch!! Now if you's will excuse me, I gots ta finish scratchin' muh asshole on Kevin Maffew's arm rest on hims car an' shit...

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-01-2012, 04:48 PM
IC: .........

OOC: This is signifying that The Alpha Dog is speechless. You should be honored Poot-Hair lol!


IC: Actions speak louder than words do.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbQWQQaJi0

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 04:48 PM
IC: .........

OOC: This is signifying that The Alpha Dog is speechless. You should be honored Poot-Hair lol!OOC: YUSSSS!!! Score one for the Pooted Hairs!! *Strokes his mullet lovingly*

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 04:54 PM
IC(as RedBuM): NIGGA I taint gots no assherpes!! At least no more I don't!! Doc Spackle told me to bust open one of 'dem Valtrax caplets and ram it up muh butthole. Dat shit burned like a bitch!! Now if you's will excuse me, I gots ta finish scratchin' muh asshole on Kevin Maffew's arm rest on hims car an' shit...

Yup you have something there if you are scratching it a lot.

K-Jammin
01-01-2012, 04:55 PM
Morning/Afternoon/Evening fellas

K-Jammin
01-01-2012, 04:56 PM
( Pointless comment to bump my post count up to 2000, fuck yeah! )

K2Jelly
01-01-2012, 05:02 PM
( Pointless comment to bump my post count up to 2000, fuck yeah! )

Welcome to the club. I had that happen to me two days ago.

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 05:02 PM
K-Jammin and RedBuM's team name= Ass scratching whores.

K-Jammin
01-01-2012, 05:06 PM
K-Jammin and RedBuM's team name= Ass scratching whores.

Jill Valentine's an annoying ugly bitch. Yeah, I went there.

K-Jammin
01-01-2012, 05:07 PM
Welcome to the club. I had that happen to me two days ago.

It's a special moment!

Tommy Thunder
01-01-2012, 06:52 PM
IC: EWNCW vs JBW: Where Tommy Thunder will clash with his idol.

Kingstrem
01-01-2012, 08:53 PM
IC: IS there anything special about this man of J? aka Jman, aka Nancy do no good, Aka the soon to be king's royal bitch

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 09:57 PM
IC: Taking bets on how long Billy McBucktooth cries after I snap his knees. Odds:

1 minute - 3:1
2 minutes - 2:1
3 minutes - 1.5:1
4 minutes - 2:1
5 minutes - 3:1
10 minutes - 1:1

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 10:46 PM
I'm here and I have 1200MG of Ibuprofen flowing through me and I'm on my 3rd Magic Hat. #9... I love you... anypants, what's up aside from me cradling my nuts cuz mah hands are cold?

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 10:49 PM
I'm here and I have 1200MG of Ibuprofen flowing through me and I'm on my 3rd Magic Hat. #9... I love you... anypants, what's up aside from me cradling my nuts cuz mah hands are cold? Just sitting around, same as usual. I did however drive to tennessee today and buy a case of bud light..OOOoOOoOOohhh big spender!!!

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 10:51 PM
Still sitting around. Not doing anything.

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 10:52 PM
Trying to start wrestling chants at public locations. Somehow R.O.H. caught on for a bit but "HOLY SHIT!" didn't.

Rich Cranium
01-01-2012, 10:52 PM
Still sitting around. Not doing anything.

Are you on 1200mg of Ibuprofen too?

aloisick
01-01-2012, 10:53 PM
Trying to start wrestling chants at public locations. Somehow R.O.H. caught on for a bit but "HOLY SHIT!" didn't.

what a way to kick of the war, the triple crown world tag team champions two of a kind easily accounting for the EWNCW champions, domination

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 10:54 PM
Are you on 1200mg of Ibuprofen too?

I'm at the hospital?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:00 PM
I'm not at the hospital. I just over shot the pills lol. I thought I had 4 pills but I ended up with 5. They're 200MG each and ended up with awesomeness inside me. :) And of course the beer is helping me too. I also did a TON of drugs in another life/time so, this is really nothing haha!

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 11:01 PM
what a way to kick of the war, the triple crown world tag team champions two of a kind easily accounting for the EWNCW champions, domination

IC: I'm not sure what you're gettin' at, but I appreciate your faith in me. And by appareciate, I mean steaming that you say that like there's a chance someone doesn't think JBW--and more specifically, myself--will dominate.

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 11:02 PM
Okay guys just a friendly reminder that I would like to have ALL promos in by tonight or tomorrow at the latest if humanly possible for the upcoming SHOWDOWN! I'm doing. I work everyday this next week besides Monday so I'd like to get a good jump on getting this thing going.

I still have several people I need stuff from (a couple of them are banned) so now it's just a waiting game

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:04 PM
Okay guys just a friendly reminder that I would like to have ALL promos in by tonight or tomorrow at the latest if humanly possible for the upcoming SHOWDOWN! I'm doing. I work everyday this next week besides Monday so I'd like to get a good jump on getting this thing going.

I still have several people I need stuff from (a couple of them are banned) so now it's just a waiting game

I worked on my end today a bit. You'll have more when I'm capable of actually writing a story. Also, do you want me to do that WHOLE segment or am I just working my angles?

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:06 PM
i dont know what you want from me??????

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:07 PM
IC: I'm not sure what you're gettin' at, but I appreciate your faith in me. And by appareciate, I mean steaming that you say that like there's a chance someone doesn't think JBW--and more specifically, myself--will dominate.

IC: your just pissed that Tow Of A Kind are holding three titles at once and your not haha

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 11:08 PM
IC: your just pissed that Tow Of A Kind are holding three titles at once and your not haha

IC: You could be holding every time in the indies--still doesn't matter. That's why they're the indies.

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:13 PM
IC: You could be holding every time in the indies--still doesn't matter. That's why they're the indies.

IC: BWA is not an indy, they are the top dogs in tag team and what you going to say when we beat air bu for the WARfare titles hmmm?

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 11:14 PM
I worked on my end today a bit. You'll have more when I'm capable of actually writing a story. Also, do you want me to do that WHOLE segment or am I just working my angles? Pm sent brother

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 11:15 PM
IC: BWA is not an indy, they are the top dogs in tag team and what you going to say when we beat air bu for the WARfare titles hmmm?

IC: That's another thing--it's tag team. How do we know your partner isn't doing all the work? Real men making their name in singles competition--not spending years tagging and teabagging with the same man while getting shafted the $50 you were promised to do a show in a high school gym for 23 people and a dog.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:17 PM
Pm sent brother

Got it. :) No need to SHHHHH! People don't know what were talking about haha. Also, you could understand my confusion, the way the last PM was sent out made it seem like I was doing that whole segment. (Gotta learn the Jabe creative code language lol.)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:18 PM
Hey Romes, mind getting me the shovel again? I dunno where we put it last night when we were done. I have some more need from it.

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:19 PM
IC: That's another thing--it's tag team. How do we know your partner isn't doing all the work? Real men making their name in singles competition--not spending years tagging and teabagging with the same man while getting shafted the $50 you were promised to do a show in a high school gym for 23 people and a dog.

IC: we are equals who compliment each other in the ring roman..... speaking of titles, where are yours?

Vegas
01-01-2012, 11:19 PM
IC: That's another thing--it's tag team. How do we know your partner isn't doing all the work? Real men making their name in singles competition--not spending years tagging and teabagging with the same man while getting shafted the $50 you were promised to do a show in a high school gym for 23 people and a dog.

IC: We at BWA dominate. Just because we're tag team action doesn't mean we can't kick ass in singles action.

SilverGhost
01-01-2012, 11:21 PM
Hey Romes, mind getting me the shovel again? I dunno where we put it last night when we were done. I have some more need from it.

IC: *A dark fog surrounds R(ob) and throws the shovel, landing in front of him. The fog disappears.*

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 11:23 PM
Hey Romes, mind getting me the shovel again? I dunno where we put it last night when we were done. I have some more need from it.

Not only can you borrow it, I'll help you bury the guy. I'm sure a shitty DDT will work just fine.


IC: we are equals who compliment each other in the ring roman..... speaking of titles, where are yours?

IC: I'll admit it--I'm not wearing any gold right now, but then again, anyone with real talent is in the singles division, sooooo. I mean, when your best opponents are Santino and Kozlov...

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:24 PM
Hmmm... I just realized that Artemis Eclipse has not won a Championship anywhere yet. That must change. RedRuM is the SHOWDOWN! TV Champion and has been since September. The Sandman is the Mayhem Heavyweight Television Champion and has been since October. Artemis needs something too. His waist is lonely. :(

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:26 PM
Not only can you borrow it, I'll help you bury the guy. I'm sure a shitty DDT will work just fine.



IC: I'll admit it--I'm not wearing any gold right now, but then again, anyone with real talent is in the singles division, sooooo. I mean, we're your best opponents are Santino and Kozlov...

IC: No, our best opponents are Air Bu, Gods Grace, Cross NAtion Killers, New Assault program, Freak Ink, nightmare madness, dogs of war, High voltage and straight edge just to name a few

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:26 PM
IC: *A dark fog surrounds R(ob) and throws the shovel, landing in front of him. The fog disappears.*


Not only can you borrow it, I'll help you bury the guy. I'm sure a shitty DDT will work just fine.

SWEET! Shuri just gave me back Paul's original shovel! Now he can get his fucking nose out of my damn business! That bitch! Romes, come on... grab the bag dude.

Krysys
01-01-2012, 11:26 PM
IC: That's another thing--it's tag team. How do we know your partner isn't doing all the work? Real men making their name in singles competition--not spending years tagging and teabagging with the same man while getting shafted the $50 you were promised to do a show in a high school gym for 23 people and a dog.

OOC: Being as I am the founder of BWA I am glad this is IC and hopefully not what you really think of BWA as I put in a hell of a lot of effort as does every member of the roster..

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:27 PM
Hmmm... I just realized that Artemis Eclipse has not won a Championship anywhere yet. That must change. RedRuM is the SHOWDOWN! TV Champion and has been since September. The Sandman is the Mayhem Heavyweight Television Champion and has been since October. Artemis needs something too. His waist is lonely. :(

IC: Poor artemis.... if you like we can hire hm to hold our AWF belts seeing how we are getting our hands full

RomanFlare
01-01-2012, 11:27 PM
IC: No, our best opponents are Air Bu, Gods Grace, Cross NAtion Killers, New Assault program, Freak Ink, nightmare madness, dogs of war, High voltage and straight edge just to name a few

IC: Exactly--my opponents are Ma$$dinero, Serra, Jman, Alpha Dog, and Chainsaw. See the difference? People know who my opponents are.

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:28 PM
OOC: Being as I am the founder of BWA I am glad this is IC and hopefully not what you really think of BWA as I put in a hell of a lot of effort as does every member of the roster..

Bro i am IC ing what im feeling OOC i am very proud to hold the BWA titles of the best tag team wrestling anywhere

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:30 PM
IC: Exactly--my opponents are Ma$$dinero, Serra, Jman, Alpha Dog, and Chainsaw. See the difference? People know who my opponents are.

In ten years we will be known as legends, you wll be known as a mere stepping stone if your lucky

OOC back later guys

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-01-2012, 11:32 PM
IC: Poor artemis.... if you like we can hire hm to hold our AWF belts seeing how we are getting our hands full

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Look, you may be good at clapping hands with each other and feeling up your partner and all that jazz but, I dunno where those fucking belts have been dude. I'm not touching shit. Either way... I have a TLC match with that British asshole Rob Rage at the next PPV in a few weeks. It's a TLC match... contract for number 1 contendership on the line for a shot at JMan's Adrenaline Championship. I'm going to win. Both of those matches. There's nothing stopping me either in AWF or JBW. I'm going to dominate. I promise... all I need is one opportunity and none of you will ever know what happened. I promise that. Now, back to whooping some ass on my beta copy of Twisted Metal for the PS3! Jealous?"

Krysys
01-01-2012, 11:33 PM
IC: Exactly--my opponents are Ma$$dinero, Serra, Jman, Alpha Dog, and Chainsaw. See the difference? People know who my opponents are.

IC as EWNCW & BWA Wrestler Krysys: So nobody knows the members of BWA? Lets look at just a sample of the roster, we had GodMoney, HolyJose, The Prophecy, Broc, La Mafia Mejicana, and Billy McCoy! That's just a few of the big names in BWA!

Poot-Hair
01-01-2012, 11:34 PM
Got it. :) No need to SHHHHH! People don't know what were talking about haha. Also, you could understand my confusion, the way the last PM was sent out made it seem like I was doing that whole segment. (Gotta learn the Jabe creative code language lol.) Lol sorry dude, I just replied to the last one you sent me, I'm entirely too lazy to actually hit the "send new message" button and type a new title

aloisick
01-01-2012, 11:35 PM
IC as EWNCW & BWA Wrestler Krysys: So nobody knows the members of BWA? Lets look at just a sample of the roster, we had GodMoney, HolyJose, The Prophecy, Broc, La Mafia Mejicana, and Billy McCoy! That's just a few of the big names in BWA!

and kid wonder and paul conrad

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 12:10 AM
Let me be the first to welcome back HolyJose, Broc, Sully and AreYaSerious!!! Don't fuck up again bitches!! :)

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XE1XRiLeY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

OH MY GOD I'M BACK AGAIN!!!!!! Brother's sisters everybody sing! Gonna bring the flavor show you how! Well I got a question for ya better answer now!!!!!

Side note: *rubs head* that ban hammer sure does hope lets hope the burial shovel isn't next

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 12:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XE1XRiLeY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

OH MY GOD I'M BACK AGAIN!!!!!! Brother's sisters everybody sing! Gonna bring the flavor show you how! Well I got a question for ya better answer now!!!!!

Side note: *rubs head* that ban hammer sure does hope lets hope the burial shovel isn't next

*R(ob) stands up in the hole he's digging with Romes.*

R(ob): "I swear I heard someone mention me. Hmmm"

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 12:19 AM
*R(ob) stands up in the hole he's digging with Romes.*

R(ob): "I swear I heard someone mention me. Hmmm"

Rome: Quit yappin'--this hooker ain't gonna bury itself. Quick, get me a mic. I'll make fun of its gimmick to speed up the process.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 12:24 AM
Rome: Quit yappin'--this hooker ain't gonna bury itself. Quick, get me a mic. I'll make fun of its gimmick to speed up the process.

IC: burying Billy McBitch

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 12:25 AM
IC: burying Billy McBitch

OOC: I was gonna say "You're a terrible whore! You're still a virgin!"--I figured that still fits xD

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 12:41 AM
IC: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071214032403/uncyclopedia/images/2/21/Ronald_mcjackson.jpg

Found McCoys cousins

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 12:46 AM
IC: http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12476/12776441.jpg

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 12:49 AM
Let me be the first to welcome back HolyJose, Broc, Sully and AreYaSerious!!! Don't fuck up again bitches!! :)


I don't plan on it bro.

Sorry guys for my actions, if I let any of you down.

Back to business

IC: Sorry guys was gone for a few days, what did I miss? Who needs an ass kicking from me?

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 12:56 AM
IC: Billy McCoy used to be a wrestler until RomanFlare broke his knees

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 12:59 AM
IC: Billy McCoy used to be a wrestler until RomanFlare broke his knees

IC: Romes gonna break You.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:00 AM
IC: Romes gonna break You.

IC: can't tell if that's for me or McCoy....

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:02 AM
IC: oh I'm wrestling Markus Beerstien again? I apologize in advance for his shitty wrestling

zapphoman
01-02-2012, 01:11 AM
Welcome back Holy, Sully, Brock, and AreYaSerious! Glad to have you bros!

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:13 AM
IC: oh I'm wrestling Markus Beerstien again? I apologize in advance for his shitty wrestling

IC: Least you are on the card, I'm not wrestling anyone. Well it's not like anyone from EWNCW would put up much of a fight.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:14 AM
Welcome back Holy, Sully, Brock, and AreYaSerious! Glad to have you bros!

Zap!!!!!!!!!! *runs to give hug and slips on wet floor* oh uh.....yea

zapphoman
01-02-2012, 01:19 AM
Zap!!!!!!!!!! *runs to give hug and slips on wet floor* oh uh.....yea

Quoting part of your sig.

Broc
01-02-2012, 01:20 AM
Welcome back Holy, Sully, Brock, and AreYaSerious! Glad to have you bros!

ahem.......

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:23 AM
Welcome back Holy, Sully, Brock, and AreYaSerious! Glad to have you bros!

Thanks man!

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:26 AM
ahem.......


You should go see a doctor, because it sounds like you have a cold.

tnawhat
01-02-2012, 01:27 AM
Im back
whats been happening

Broc
01-02-2012, 01:28 AM
You should go see a doctor, because it sounds like you have a cold.

eh. I don't like doctors

but guys, I have 3 days worth of postwhoring to go through, so, you'll be seeing me a lot :D

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:28 AM
Im back
whats been happening

You owe me promos!!!!!

Broc
01-02-2012, 01:30 AM
You owe me promos!!!!!

shut up bitch

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 01:32 AM
Im back
whats been happening

IC(Seth): What you need to so is get your ass ready. JBW has been keeping me down and I am pissed the hell off. I will take it out on you! The High-Flying Core star won't tolerate this shit.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:32 AM
shut up bitch

I'm sorry what? I'm too busy writing Avidcio kicking your ass for the AWF World Title

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 01:33 AM
You owe me promos!!!!! Me too Broc!! Do eeettt Naoooo!!!

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:33 AM
Im back
whats been happening


IC: You'll be seeing me soon, and I'll be taking that title with me.

Broc
01-02-2012, 01:34 AM
Me too Broc!! Do eeettt Naoooo!!!

Lets see, write poots promo, or write HWA which is 3 days behind schedule...... decisions, decisions.....

lol, jk, I'll have it to you tonight depending on whether Sully wants to do it or not

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 01:36 AM
Lets see, write poots promo, or write HWA which is 3 days behind schedule...... decisions, decisions.....

lol, jk, I'll have it to you tonight depending on whether Sully wants to do it or not That almost hurt me right where my heart is supposed to be. Luckily my bitch of an ex wife took most of it with her :P

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:38 AM
That almost hurt me right where my heart is supposed to be. Luckily my bitch of an ex wife took most of it with her :P

I missed this guy!

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 01:40 AM
I missed this guy! IC(as the Poot-Hair): I missed yew too big boi *strokes his mullet lovingly*

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:47 AM
IC(as the Poot-Hair): I missed yew too big boi *strokes his mullet lovingly*

*goes to run and hug Poot and slips on a wet floor again*GODDAMMIT WHO THE HELL CLEANS THE FLOORS HERE?

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 01:50 AM
*goes to run and hug Poot and slips on a wet floor again*GODDAMMIT WHO THE HELL CLEANS THE FLOORS HERE?

Lenny. Lightning, Lenny.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 01:50 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Really Seth? Keeping you down? Dude.. you just fucking debuted like, the night before Christmas and won a match with me. And luckily I was in it or your sorry ass would have lost man."

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:55 AM
Lenny. Lightning, Lenny.

Oh well...all is forgiven then

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 01:59 AM
Oh well...all is forgiven then Honestly the floors are slippery in JBW from all the guys whacking off staring at R(ob)'s sig pic.....

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 02:00 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Really Seth? Keeping you down? Dude.. you just fucking debuted like, the night before Christmas and won a match with me. And luckily I was in it or your sorry ass would have lost man."

IC (Seth): Shut the hell up, man. These fists needs blood. I don't care if its my own blood or my the future losers I face. The High-Flying-Core Star has two goals in mind: Being JBW's SuperFly Champion and Horrorcore Champion at the same time. If anyone gets in my fucking way, I will jam a damn broken lighttube in someone's forehead!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 02:01 AM
IC (Seth): Shut the hell up, man. These fists needs blood. I don't care if its my own blood or my the future losers I face. The High-Flying-Core Star has two goals in mind: Being JBW's SuperFly Champion and Horrorcore Champion at the same time. If anyone gets in my fucking way, I will jam a damn broken lighttube in someone's forehead!


IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "I get the strange feeling you're half retarded."

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 02:02 AM
Honestly the floors are slippery in JBW from all the guys whacking off staring at R(ob)'s sig pic.....

I'm.... I'm sorry. :(

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 02:05 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "I get the strange feeling you're half retarded."

IC(Seth): I get the strange feeling of throwing your dumb ass on some damned thumbtacks and then on some alcohol.

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 02:07 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Really Seth? Keeping you down? Dude.. you just fucking debuted like, the night before Christmas and won a match with me. And luckily I was in it or your sorry ass would have lost man."

IC: Artemis, I heard you running your mouth about me. About how I cost you for the No 1 Contendership for the Superfly Title. Let's get the facts straight, you cost me for that spot! *Takes a deep breath*

Your lucky I made a new years resolution to not beat up the lesser talent on JBW, or your ass would be knocked out!

Poot-Hair
01-02-2012, 02:08 AM
I'm.... I'm sorry. :( All is forgiven.....*stops and stares for a second then convulsigasms hard* DAMNIT!! NOT AGAIN!! Wait...what were we talking about?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 02:09 AM
IC(Seth): I get the strange feeling of throwing your dumb ass on some damned thumbtacks and then on some alcohol.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Oh... I get it. You're FULL ON retard. I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere you never go full on retard. I guess they were right. What an interesting case we have here."

aloisick
01-02-2012, 03:55 AM
anyone who wishes to join my seven wonders tournament details are in the seven wonders thread

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-02-2012, 04:05 AM
anyone who wishes to join my seven wonders tournament details are in the seven wonders thread

I will think about it. I still have to read your tournament thread.

Robareid
01-02-2012, 04:32 AM
anyone who wishes to join my seven wonders tournament details are in the seven wonders thread

Are the winners chosen at random? Rather than on who did the best promo, or have I read it wrong?

aloisick
01-02-2012, 04:37 AM
Are the winners chosen at random? Rather than on who did the best promo, or have I read it wrong?

for the first couple of tournaments the winners will be chosen at random and then once we have a bit of history then it will be decided on promos

reason: i didnt want to be accused of any bias in the first couple of tourneys

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-02-2012, 07:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pi7gwX7rjOw#!

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 09:33 AM
IC: Artemis, I heard you running your mouth about me. About how I cost you for the No 1 Contendership for the Superfly Title. Let's get the facts straight, you cost me for that spot! *Takes a deep breath*

Your lucky I made a new years resolution to not beat up the lesser talent on JBW, or your ass would be knocked out!

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Look little girl. I've been cost my position by you if you don't remember. Eventually I'm going to do two things. Thing one, kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your feces when you take a shit. And thing two, win the JBW Superfly Championship. That Championship is mega important but, I obviously have to shut you up before I can even remotely get a chance at it so... there's that. Also, your resolution should have been to take more showers. Seriously dude."

chunkkynutzzz
01-02-2012, 12:26 PM
IC as Mark Dimension: Searching For V3.....Searching.....not found.

CGBigMan
01-02-2012, 12:53 PM
iC: hahahahahaha
The best JBW can come up to face the EWNCW Champion is that piece of trash
This company makes me laugh

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:10 PM
iC: hahahahahaha
The best JBW can come up to face the EWNCW Champion is that piece of trash
This company makes me laugh
IC: that so called piece of trash is the one who will stomp your teeth out

HeelTurn
01-02-2012, 01:34 PM
iC: hahahahahaha
The best JBW can come up to face the EWNCW Champion is that piece of trash
This company makes me laugh

IC: This guy is the EWNCW champion, now thats an unfair advantage against us. How is our guy going to be able to compete with tears running down his face and piss in his pants at the sight of you holding the EWNCW title?

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 01:42 PM
IC: This guy is the EWNCW champion, now thats an unfair advantage against us. How is our guy going to be able to compete with tears running down his face and piss in his pants at the sight of you holding the EWNCW title?

IC: Proph doesn't KJam always wrestle with his pants wet though? Romes just fluffs him up before the bell

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:43 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Look little girl. I've been cost my position by you if you don't remember. Eventually I'm going to do two things. Thing one, kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your feces when you take a shit. And thing two, win the JBW Superfly Championship. That Championship is mega important but, I obviously have to shut you up before I can even remotely get a chance at it so... there's that. Also, your resolution should have been to take more showers. Seriously dude."

IC: Little girl? You cost me the position, not the other way around. Your two things will never happen, because I will kick your ass, and then move on to the Superfly Championship. I don't care how important the title is to you, because you'll never get it. You want to step up and challenge me, you better be ready to go to a hospital bed. You should make a resolution to have better insults, so there's that.

CGBigMan
01-02-2012, 01:43 PM
IC: This guy is the EWNCW champion, now thats an unfair advantage against us. How is our guy going to be able to compete with tears running down his face and piss in his pants at the sight of you holding the EWNCW title?

IC: he can fight whatever way he wants, all I know is he will be laying in a pool of his own blood by the end of the match

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:46 PM
IC: he can fight whatever way he wants, all I know is he will be laying in a pool of his own blood by the end of the match

IC: Why haven't you accepted my challenge? I take it you're just like the rest of the EWNCW roster, afraid of me.

CGBigMan
01-02-2012, 01:48 PM
IC: Why haven't you accepted my challenge? I take it you're just like the rest of the EWNCW roster, afraid of me.

What challenge?

IC: I dont need to give you a reason for anything

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:52 PM
What challenge?

IC: I dont need to give you a reason for anything


IC: Okay coward, I'll just have to hunt you down!

OOC: Andy sent a challenge out, and you never got back to it.

CGBigMan
01-02-2012, 01:53 PM
IC: Okay coward, I'll just have to hunt you down!

OOC: Andy sent a challenge out, and you never got back to it.

I never saw it, can you give me a link

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 01:59 PM
I never saw it, can you give me a link

The Challenge I posted it in EWNCW official thread too, but never got back to me.

CGBigMan
01-02-2012, 02:02 PM
The links not working on my iPad:(

Torphy
01-02-2012, 02:27 PM
Expect promo requests for the cross fed shortly, IE i'm going to advise the writing team to get them sent out in around 2 hours.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 02:33 PM
IC: Who the hell is booking this crap? Every other Jabester has a tough fight on their hands and I get stuck with the most poorest excuse for a champion since Russo held the WCW Championship. I'm embarrassed to have my name next to Gillz on the match card, that retarded nonce shouldn't even be on the match card. I'll fight him, and beat him obviously, but then I want a proper match.

chunkkynutzzz
01-02-2012, 02:52 PM
[QUOTE=AreYaSerious;371705]IC: Why haven't you accepted my challenge? I take it you're just like the rest of the EWNCW roster, afraid of me./QUOTE]

IC as Mark Dimension: I Bet You Had a PUZZLED Face When you said that, Even You Ask Yourself in True Fact..Who in a Flying Fuck is Afraid of Me ,Nobody , Nobody.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 03:19 PM
IC: Who the hell is booking this crap? Every other Jabester has a tough fight on their hands and I get stuck with the most poorest excuse for a champion since Russo held the WCW Championship. I'm embarrassed to have my name next to Gillz on the match card, that retarded nonce shouldn't even be on the match card. I'll fight him, and beat him obviously, but then I want a proper match.

IC: woah woah woah I have to face a no talent hack whom I've beaten multiple times you think you have it bad I have to apologize to the fans for Markus' shitty wrestling

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 03:21 PM
IC: woah woah woah I have to face a no talent hack whom I've beaten multiple times you think you have it bad I have to apologize to the fans for Markus' shitty wrestling

IC: But Jose, your shit too...

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 03:22 PM
IC: But Jose, your shit too...

IC: but I'm better shit though he's like that liquidy shit you take after eating bad Mexican food. I'm a solid shit like Bono

OOC: LMAO!!!

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 03:32 PM
IC: but I'm better shit though he's like that liquidy shit you take after eating bad Mexican food. I'm a solid shit like Bono

OOC: LMAO!!!

IC: Well....at least he admits he is shit.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 03:40 PM
IC: but I'm better shit though he's like that liquidy shit you take after eating bad Mexican food. I'm a solid shit like Bono

OOC: LMAO!!!

IC: Shit is shit Jose, however I will still be rooting for you. Not with much enthusiasm, but still...

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 03:41 PM
IC: Shit is shit Jose, however I will still be rooting for you. Not with much enthusiasm, but still...

IC: I hope you fucking lose.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 03:42 PM
IC: I hope you fucking lose.

IC: Now now, pick your dummy back up Jose and be a good boy!

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 03:49 PM
IC: Shit is shit Jose, however I will still be rooting for you. Not with much enthusiasm, but still...

IC: also bullshit you picked Beerstein to win

Kashdinero
01-02-2012, 04:27 PM
IC as Ma$$: So, as well as an AWOLSilverMarine, V3 also have to go up against a weirdo from another planet that looks like Bishop with a lightbulb in his arse? Fine by me, I guess, but it would have been nice to face someone who the fans actually give a shit about, and not some dickheads who only get a push because management feels sorry for them. Mark Dimensions is the EWNCW equivilaint of ET, and trust me, peeps, when V3 get done with him, he's not even gonna remember what a phone is, let alone how to use it. I'm also asking that he be tested for hallucinogenic drugs before the match, because the last thing we need is this weird cunt having a heart attack after the first punch is thrown to a face that he's clearly out of.

V3>EWNCW's special ed class.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 04:50 PM
We want more Ma$$ IC!

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 04:53 PM
IC: also bullshit you picked Beerstein to win

IC: Oh erm, that was clearly a mistake...

Kashdinero
01-02-2012, 05:00 PM
IC: Oh erm, that was clearly a mistake...

IC as Ma$$: Psst, bruv... Don't talk to him, he's on the "to be buried" list, and the last thing you want is to be associated with him.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 05:03 PM
IC as Ma$$: Psst, bruv... Don't talk to him, he's on the "to be buried" list, and the last thing you want is to be associated with him.

IC: I'm trying to get rid of him, he just won't go...

Torphy
01-02-2012, 05:07 PM
Alrighty then, sorry to interupt the IC! My portion of the promos are sent, if you have any questions or concerns let me know and they will be resolved ASAP!

Kashdinero
01-02-2012, 05:28 PM
IC: I'm trying to get rid of him, he just won't go...

IC: My advice? Double flush.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 05:35 PM
IC: My advice? Double flush.

IC: very funny coming from a guy who got his ass kicked by a Ma$$Dinero rip off Depri$e

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 05:38 PM
IC: Why haven't you accepted my challenge? I take it you're just like the rest of the EWNCW roster, afraid of me./QUOTE]

IC as Mark Dimension: I Bet You Had a PUZZLED Face When you said that, Even You Ask Yourself in True Fact..Who in a Flying Fuck is Afraid of Me ,Nobody , Nobody.

IC: Uhm What?

Pumpkinhead
01-02-2012, 05:40 PM
IC: very funny coming from a guy who got his ass kicked by a Ma$$Dinero rip off Depri$e

IC: Jose your back??, enjoyed your vacation??, I thought you used a lame excuse to run out our match, glad your back so finally show the world who is the best wrestler!!

OOC: really good to see your back ;)

Broc
01-02-2012, 05:42 PM
IC: Jose your back??, enjoyed your vacation??, I thought you used a lame excuse to run out our match, glad your back so finally show the world who is the best wrestler!!

OOC: really good to see your back ;)

IC: Markus, if you're anything worth mentioning, you will DEFINITELY be able to beat Jose's ass, but unfortunately you're not, so Jose will win, but he knows he couldn't do the same to me

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 05:43 PM
IC: Jose your back??, enjoyed your vacation??, I thought you used a lame excuse to run out our match, glad your back so finally show the world who is the best wrestler!!

OOC: really good to see your back ;)

IC: your mother is very demanding banged her 3 days straight. Now I'm back and am going to bash your fucking skull in and the better wrestler has been determined I've beaten you 3 times already I'll easily make it a fourth.

Ooc: glad to be back Beerstein vs HolyJose IV is a go lets do this! No factions no gimmicks straight up wrestling!

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 05:44 PM
Good news! These shirts will be available to buy at the PPV...

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http://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/uxj0-000m-yxsy/back.jpg

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 05:44 PM
IC: Markus, if you're anything worth mentioning, you will DEFINITELY be able to beat Jose's ass, but unfortunately you're not, so Jose will win, but he knows he couldn't do the same to me

IC: it's 1-1 between you and you beat me in a tag match lets do a singles match and see what happens for now I have a drunk dumbass to deal with

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 05:45 PM
IC: Little girl? You cost me the position, not the other way around. Your two things will never happen, because I will kick your ass, and then move on to the Superfly Championship. I don't care how important the title is to you, because you'll never get it. You want to step up and challenge me, you better be ready to go to a hospital bed. You should make a resolution to have better insults, so there's that.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Are you serious? You end your mediocre moment as "so there's that." ?? Really? Wow. I'm amazed at the amount of intelligence floating around in that peon brain of yours. And yes, little girl. You clearly have sand in your vagina and you apparently need K-Jammin to clean it out. He is apparently a "boy toy" and all that. And make a resolution for better insults? Heh. You need to make a resolution to get a better face."

Pumpkinhead
01-02-2012, 05:46 PM
IC: your mother is very demanding banged her 3 days straight. Now I'm back and am going to bash your fucking skull in and the better wrestler has been determined I've beaten you 3 times already I'll easily make it a fourth.

Ooc: glad to be back Beerstein vs HolyJose IV is a go lets do this! No factions no gimmicks straight up wrestling!

IC: Mother jokes??, Please I'd expected something better from you, keep living in the past, this time I 'll kick your sorry lame ass, no excuses, no FSA, no supernova, just as is like to be meant to...BEER!!!!

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 05:47 PM
IC: There's gonna be a JBW Sweep at the PPV. #BootstoNerds

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 05:48 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Are you serious? You end your mediocre moment as "so there's that." ?? Really? Wow. I'm amazed at the amount of intelligence floating around in that peon brain of yours. And yes, little girl. You clearly have sand in your vagina and you apparently need K-Jammin to clean it out. He is apparently a "boy toy" and all that. And make a resolution for better insults? Heh. You need to make a resolution to get a better face."

IC: Don't include my name in this extremely poor boring hissy fit your throwing, it's embarrassing.

Broc
01-02-2012, 05:48 PM
IC: it's 1-1 between you and you beat me in a tag match lets do a singles match and see what happens for now I have a drunk dumbass to deal with

IC: No excuses! you know what they say, you're only as good as your last match, and your last match was me pinning you, fair and square, so until you prove me otherwise, I am the better man, and by the way, right now the score is Holy Jose: 1 Broc: 1, so who thinks we need a tie breaker here?

Kashdinero
01-02-2012, 05:49 PM
IC: very funny coming from a guy who got his ass kicked by a Ma$$Dinero rip off Depri$e

IC as Ma$$: And, pray tell me what JBW event that happened on? Oh, wait, you're on about that match I did as a favour for making a guy change his name, for a shit little Indy fed that was performed in front of about 15 Hobert Collins look-a-likes, that took, like, ten months to post.. Yeah... Gotta help out the little guy sometimes, right?

Anyway, keep on about that pissant promotion, 'cause the way I see it, you little double flusher, the AWF is gonna be the only place that will have you if you keep flapping those quesadilla stained gums of yours.

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 05:51 PM
IC: Mother jokes??, Please I'd expected something better from you, keep living in the past, this time I 'll kick your sorry lame ass, no excuses, no FSA, no supernova, just as is like to be meant to...BEER!!!!

IC: living in the past an actually I've beaten you. 4 times already ROTT for the vacat tag titles so it'll be 5 times that I'll beat you. Face it you left JBW with your tail between your legs because you couldn't handle the competition I was you downfall now you're just shit over at EWNCW. So let's see how much better I am No FSA no SuperNova no Jurgen no Azrael just you against me

zapphoman
01-02-2012, 05:52 PM
IC: There's gonna be a JBW Sweep at the PPV. #BootstoNerds

IC: The Alpha Dog can't wait to get a hold of TBOZ, Grind, and Carlin. The Alpha Dog being your opponent is bad enough but now you have The Alpha Dog, The Prophecy, and Zeus Apollo coming after you. You guys are screwed. #BootstoBitches!

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 05:53 PM
IC as Ma$$: And, pray tell me what JBW event that happened on? Oh, wait, you're on about that match I did as a favour for making a guy change his name, for a shit little Indy fed that was performed in front of about 15 Hobert Collins look-a-likes, that took, like, ten months to post.. Yeah... Gotta help out the little guy sometimes, right?

Anyway, keep on about that pissant promotion, 'cause the way I see it, you little double flusher, the AWF is gonna be the only place that will have you if you keep flapping those quesadilla stained gums of yours.

IC: heh Ma$$ you're nothin but over the hill and over rated just because you've finally won a title that no doubt Siaki carried you through you think you're the shit. Go on call me a double flusher because this piece shit will go to the top!

Ooc: good to see you too Kash. :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 05:58 PM
IC: Don't include my name in this extremely poor boring hissy fit your throwing, it's embarrassing.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "You know what's embarrassing? Walking in on Romes "fluffing" you before you go out to the arena. Yeah. I saw it. The medical bill is on it's way. You guys are freaks."

K2Jelly
01-02-2012, 05:59 PM
IC: Such uncouth riffraff. Along with the autocratic assemblage of the EWNCW, these foul-mouthed heathens will soon be reprimanded as I dash their selfish ambitions by throwing them over the top rope to wallow in their despair.

OOC: I feel a group berating will follow this. :(

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 05:59 PM
IC: There's gonna be a JBW Sweep at the PPV. #BootstoNerds

IC: I bet first go on that cute stripper we met the other night that I beat Gillz faster than you beat McCoy...

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 06:00 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "You know what's embarrassing? Walking in on Romes "fluffing" you before you go out to the arena. Yeah. I saw it. The medical bill is on it's way. You guys are freaks."

IC: Oh some more K-Jammin and Roman jokes? Z to the Z to the Z to the Zzzzzzzzzz...

RomanFlare
01-02-2012, 06:01 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "You know what's embarrassing? Walking in on Romes "fluffing" you before you go out to the arena. Yeah. I saw it. The medical bill is on it's way. You guys are freaks."

IC: WOAH WOAH WOAH! I was helping him shave. We're wrestlers--it's not like I'm hogtieing a guy in the shower threatening to stick my thumb in his ass. We help each other keep clean--no one likes a hairy wrestler (Hinthint,nudgenudge McBucktooth. #ShaveToImproveRatings.)

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 06:03 PM
IC: Oh some more K-Jammin and Roman jokes? Z to the Z to the Z to the Zzzzzzzzzz...

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Don't be mad dude. Wanna hug? Want me to beat you up in some Modern Warfare 3? Do you want a chocolate pretzel?"

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-02-2012, 06:04 PM
IC: WOAH WOAH WOAH! I was helping him shave. We're wrestlers--it's not like I'm hogtieing a guy in the shower threatening to stick my thumb in his ass. We help each other keep clean--no one likes a hairy wrestler (Hinthint,nudgenudge McBucktooth. #ShaveToImproveRatings.)

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Yeah dude... sure. It was mortifying. MORTIFYING! Ugh. Either way, you still owe me $24.50 for that damn party tray from last night. Bitch."

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 06:11 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Don't be mad dude. Wanna hug? Want me to beat you up in some Modern Warfare 3? Do you want a chocolate pretzel?"

IC: I bet this is what you call a "Mad night out!" isn't it? ;) Right party animal you are! When people start giving a shit about you then you need to start partying with me, Romes and the latest addition to the Wolfpack... Shuriken! Although he hasn't actually agreed to it yet, but his drug problem will soon push him in our direction.

AreYaSerious
01-02-2012, 06:12 PM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Are you serious? You end your mediocre moment as "so there's that." ?? Really? Wow. I'm amazed at the amount of intelligence floating around in that peon brain of yours. And yes, little girl. You clearly have sand in your vagina and you apparently need K-Jammin to clean it out. He is apparently a "boy toy" and all that. And make a resolution for better insults? Heh. You need to make a resolution to get a better face."

IC: A better face? Says the guy who wears a mask over his own face! You tell me I lack intellect, but yet you are the one using stupid expressions. Sand in my vagina? What the fuck does that even mean? I have never been to a beach in my entire life. You make no sense, looks like I'll have to knock some sense into you.

OOC: I see what you did there.

Kingstrem
01-02-2012, 06:15 PM
IC: The clock is running out for your pathetic Champion Jman. A wind of change is coming, and it will destroy the man known as J. LONG LIVE THE KING

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 06:22 PM
IC: I bet this is what you call a "Mad night out!" isn't it? ;) Right party animal you are! When people start giving a shit about you then you need to start partying with me, Romes and the latest addition to the Wolfpack... Shuriken! Although he hasn't actually agreed to it yet, but his drug problem will soon push him in our direction.

IC: I don't want to be associated with you and your "bromance" with Roman. I doesn't surprise me that everytime you open your mouth, fecal matter comes out and I pray that it isn't Roman's but I guess in this business....expect the unexpected.

Stop talking about me unless you want a trip to the nearest medical center.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 06:23 PM
IC: I don't want to be associated with you and your "bromance" with Roman. I doesn't surprise me that everytime you open your mouth, fecal matter comes out and I pray that it isn't Roman's but I guess in this business....expect the unexpected.

Stop talking about me unless you want a trip to the nearest medical center.

IC: Uh oh, somebody hasn't powdered their nose tonight...

HolyJose2391
01-02-2012, 06:25 PM
IC: I don't want to be associated with you and your "bromance" with Roman. I doesn't surprise me that everytime you open your mouth, fecal matter comes out and I pray that it isn't Roman's but I guess in this business....expect the unexpected.

Stop talking about me unless you want a trip to the nearest medical center.
IC: for once I agree with Shuriken

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 06:25 PM
IC: Uh oh, somebody hasn't powdered their nose tonight...

IC: Uh oh...someone is going to the ER with a broken nose. Let me give you a clue, its not me.

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 06:28 PM
IC: Uh oh...someone is going to the ER with a broken nose. Let me give you a clue, its not me.

IC: Go for it, wouldn't mind shagging a hot nurse right about now.

Oh and Jose, shut up.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 06:32 PM
IC: Go for it, wouldn't mind shagging a hot nurse right about now.

Oh and Jose, shut up.

IC: I guess with that sort of attitude....I could practice some plastic surgery on you. Remove your manhood, put it in a blender, and give it to you so you can drink it out of a straw.

I am filled with anger and revenge but I don't mind destroying a man who claims to have 13 inches and has a closet relationship with Roman and clearly deny the allegations with "Oh this joke...zzzzz".

K-Jammin
01-02-2012, 06:38 PM
IC: I guess with that sort of attitude....I could practice some plastic surgery on you. Remove your manhood, put it in a blender, and give it to you so you can drink it out of a straw.

I am filled with anger and revenge but I don't mind destroying a man who claims to have 13 inches and has a closet relationship with Roman and clearly deny the allegations with "Oh this joke...zzzzz".

IC: Nawww, your cute when your high! However, It's interesting that I mentioned shagging a nurse and then you offer to perform surgery on me.

I can now add "Gay" to my list of "Things that make Shuriken a weird freaky cunt". Currently I have Schizophrenic, farts alot, sits in his fart fog, snorts cocaine up his arse ( which still mindblows me by the way! ) and injects heroin into his both his vaginal lips. Wow, you really are the gift that keeps on giving... head.

SilverGhost
01-02-2012, 06:45 PM
IC: Nawww, your cute when your high! However, It's interesting that I mentioned shagging a nurse and then you offer to perform surgery on me.

I can now add "Gay" to my list of "Things that make Shuriken a weird freaky cunt". Currently I have Schizophrenic, farts alot, sits in his fart fog, snorts cocaine up his arse ( which still mindblows me by the way! ) and injects heroin into his both his vaginal lips. Wow, you really are the gift that keeps on giving... head.

IC: Yeah so I can cut off the thing that gives a big ego. And since I don't like you, I won't bother to put anesthesia on you. Please accept my gift.

I guess I can add "I'm a fucking stupid idiot with a transvestite hooker as my go to person whenever I get turned down by Alpha Dog's clients" next to your name since it suits you best. I am surrounded by weird people here but I don't stand your arrogance. A coward as champion. Less of man. Synonymous with trash.