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K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 04:08 AM
What since the cooking pot over the nose? Not really. The odd kick in the balls, trodden on toes and the odd elbow to the ribs. Other than that mate, all good!!! Lol

Can't explain how much I laughed at the cooking pot incident lol

Leggo
12-15-2011, 04:14 AM
Can't explain how much I laughed at the cooking pot incident lol

Yeah, I got a good scar to prove it too! I know what to do now when lil Tom Tom says "Daddy hat? Hat?" lol

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 05:24 AM
Fellow Jabesters... RISE!

CGBigMan
12-15-2011, 07:38 AM
is it show time yet?

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 09:25 AM
I'm not gonna lie...

I still have a SamSaw/Appostles segment to do.

Also.. Blame SG for all of this.

See, last Saturday, I was meant to post the show, and given the generous ammount of hours I had spare, posting was not only possible, but a must, considering I knew how little free time I was going to have this week... But.. Unfortunately.. Last Saturday also happened to be UFC night/early hours of the morning. So, like, instead of doing my homework, I popped into chat. Found SG all alone. No way I was going to abandon my fellow mod on the night of the highly anticipated Machida vs Jones fight (**Spoiler** Jones owns.), so I stayed and got drunk while SG probably drank orange soda and we both witnessed Big Nog get his arm broken by Frank freaking Mir in the sickest/most disgusting submission I've seen in a looong time.

Then I fell asleep.

And slept for near enough the whole day, waking only to rush out at four in the afternoon to by a pair of jeans.

Then I started my new job, and, yeah.... I've been averaging a promo/segment and a half a day since monday morning.

Zapph and R(ob) and Heel Turn and Sau and Leggo and K-Flare and SG and the rest of the active JBW roster (except the ghost writer for thedag and the ghost writer for Lenny Lightning *hint*) have done their promos/segments/matches.

Being a realist, I can't see the show being posted until Saturday.

Sue me, and all that.

Anyway.. Like, 30'000. Not bad, eh, Bods? :)

*raises glass*

http://208.71.34.142/comments/anytime/thursday//thursday-hell-yeah-beer.gif

3(0,000) cheers for WWTNA Mark!!!

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 09:33 AM
I'm not gonna lie...

I still have a SamSaw/Appostles segment to do.

Also.. Blame SG for all of this.

See, last Saturday, I was meant to post the show, and given the generous ammount of hours I had spare, posting was not only possible, but a must, considering I knew how little free time I was going to have this week... But.. Unfortunately.. Last Saturday also happened to be UFC night/early hours of the morning. So, like, instead of doing my homework, I popped into chat. Found SG all alone. No way I was going to abandon my fellow mod on the night of the highly anticipated Machida vs Jones fight (**Spoiler** Jones owns.), so I stayed and got drunk while SG probably drank orange soda and we both witnessed Big Nog get his arm broken by Frank freaking Mir in the sickest/most disgusting submission I've seen in a looong time.

Then I fell asleep.

And slept for near enough the whole day, waking only to rush out at four in the afternoon to by a pair of jeans.

Then I started my new job, and, yeah.... I've been averaging a promo/segment and a half a day since monday morning.

Zapph and R(ob) and Heel Turn and Sau and Leggo and K-Flare and SG and the rest of the active JBW roster (except the ghost writer for thedag and the ghost writer for Lenny Lightning *hint*) have done their promos/segments/matches.

Being a realist, I can't see the show being posted until Saturday.

Sue me, and all that.

Anyway.. Like, 30'000. Not bad, eh, Bods? :)

*raises glass*

http://208.71.34.142/comments/anytime/thursday//thursday-hell-yeah-beer.gif

3(0,000) cheers for WWTNA Mark!!!

That move was insane, I've watched the slow motion replay about 20 times!

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 09:42 AM
That was not my fault! I didn't have a choice but to break Big Nog's arm ._.

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 09:47 AM
That move was insane, I've watched the slow motion replay about 20 times!

It was horrific.

*pop*

Man had a sling and everything!!

Wonder how long he'll be out for?

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 09:53 AM
That was not my fault! I didn't have a choice but to break Big Nog's arm ._.

Hahaha!! It totally was!

I forgive you, though ;)

Jones' elbows should be illegal.

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 09:54 AM
Hahaha!! It totally was!

I forgive you, though ;)

Jones' elbows should be illegal.

That was a sick submission, what scares me is that I wanted a submission in that fight but never expected a broken arm lol

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 09:54 AM
It was horrific.

*pop*

Man had a sling and everything!!

Wonder how long he'll be out for?

No idea, he didn't need surgery in the end though which surprised me.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ojdIBmQf3ms/TuQmJfBdnwI/AAAAAAAAGrg/QN2zG4PF6-8/s1600/2.gif

BlackFalcon
12-15-2011, 10:38 AM
no idea, he didn't need surgery in the end though which surprised me.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ojdibmqf3ms/tuqmjfbdnwi/aaaaaaaagrg/qn2zg4pf6-8/s1600/2.gif

daaaaayyyyyyyyyuuuuuummmmmmmm that looked nasty

also, 3000 pages ftw!!!!!!!

Torphy
12-15-2011, 11:08 AM
No idea, he didn't need surgery in the end though which surprised me.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ojdIBmQf3ms/TuQmJfBdnwI/AAAAAAAAGrg/QN2zG4PF6-8/s1600/2.gif

IC: A similar fate awaits all those within your ranks that dare to enter a ring with me, I am submission wrestling at its pinnacle, the epitomy of pain, face me at your peril.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 11:32 AM
IC: A similar fate awaits all those within your ranks that dare to enter a ring with me, I am submission wrestling at its pinnacle, the epitomy of pain, face me at your peril.

IC: Oh brilliant, another Shuriken on our hands. What a treat for the fans... ZzZzZzZzZzzzz

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 11:34 AM
Applying for Uni is making me want to punch everyone in the face >.>

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 11:38 AM
Applying for Uni is making me want to punch everyone in EWNCW in the face >.>

fixed that for you :)

Torphy
12-15-2011, 11:40 AM
Applying for Uni is making me want to punch everyone in EWNCW in the face, but I know such an act would be suicidal so I shall play it safe and not bother >.>

Also fixed that for you. ;)

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 11:42 AM
Also fixed that for you. ;) In all seriousness though, please don't punch us in the face. We all bruise real easy, and we can't fight for shit!

Returned the favour pal ;)

Torphy
12-15-2011, 11:43 AM
Returned the favour pal ;)

Ooh you crafty swines you! :D

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 11:43 AM
Applying for Uni is making me want to punch everyone in EWNCW in the face, and as I know such an act would be beneficial I shall play it safe and swing away >.> >.>

Nope now its fixed lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 11:48 AM
I HAVE AWOKEN!!!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a!!!!! *cough*

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 11:58 AM
No idea, he didn't need surgery in the end though which surprised me.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ojdIBmQf3ms/TuQmJfBdnwI/AAAAAAAAGrg/QN2zG4PF6-8/s1600/2.gif

LOL! I love the name of the gif "AAAAAAAAGrg" Made me lul.

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 12:04 PM
IC: A similar fate awaits all those within your ranks that dare to enter a ring with me, I am submission wrestling at its pinnacle, the epitomy of pain, face me at your peril.

IC: *facepalm* Just like being in front of a mirror....

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:06 PM
IC: *facepalm* Just like being in front of a mirror....

IC: Let me guess, you had no idea how good you looked?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:08 PM
IC( As RedRuM): "Great. No we gots two nigga's tryin' to be Naruto an' shit. Which one of yo' dumb asses is Sauske instead? Dumb ass fake ass ninjas!"

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 12:10 PM
IC: Let me guess, you had no idea how good you looked?

IC: I just find it rather odd that we are similar in a way.....but I have to break that similarity. You use submission wrestling? So do I but I am not limited on just submission wrestling. I have a feeling that we may meet in the ring, Mr. Lansdale so this is what I am going to do for you: I won't use a lot submissions on you. I'll test your body with my strikes. See how long you last.

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:10 PM
IC( As RedRuM): "Great. No we gots two nigga's tryin' to be Naruto an' shit. Which one of yo' dumb asses is Sauske instead? Dumb ass fake ass ninjas!"

OOC: RedRum is in my JBW fav five fo' sho' dawg lol

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 12:10 PM
IC( As RedRuM): "Great. No we gots two nigga's tryin' to be Naruto an' shit. Which one of yo' dumb asses is Sauske instead? Dumb ass fake ass ninjas!"

IC: I didn't know that Mr. Lansdale was a shinobi. My guess is....he is a man of class.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 12:10 PM
IC( As RedRuM): "Great. No we gots two nigga's tryin' to be Naruto an' shit. Which one of yo' dumb asses is Sauske instead? Dumb ass fake ass ninjas!"

IC: Ladies and gentlemen we do apologise for this guy, and we assure you subtitles will soon be available.

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 12:14 PM
IC: Great we have the forgotten members of Reservoir Dogs, Mr Beige and Mr Gray having a " how dull am I " discussion and someone who appears to speak using the very intricate method of throwing words together and hoping to God that they make a sentence. SMH.

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:14 PM
IC: I just find it rather odd that we are similar in a way.....but I have to break that similarity. You use submission wrestling? So do I but I am not limited on just submission wrestling. I have a feeling that we may meet in the ring, Mr. Lansdale so this is what I am going to do for you: I won't use a lot submissions on you. I'll test your body with my strikes. See how long you last.

IC: Underestimate me at your own peril, experience will only get you so far. I respect you Shuriken, but I don't expect to receive as much from you, no i'd rather beat such respect into you, contorting every limb into unimaginable shapes as you beg for mercy. We shall see how well your strikes fare against me once i've dislocated your shoulders and torn your patella's from the ligaments that hold your legs together.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:14 PM
OOC: RedRum is in my JBW fav five fo' sho' dawg lol

OOC: Thanks man. A lot of effort goes into him lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:17 PM
IC: Ladies and gentlemen we do apologise for this guy, and we assure you subtitles will soon be available.


IC (As RedRuM): "Subtitles? Glad that's the only thing I need Nigga. How many medications you on now, eh? I told you an' Flarenuts to stop givin' each other wraparounds after blowing each other in the parking lot an' shit. Not to mention all the male escorts yo' asses been seen wit' lately! Fag ass muthafuckas!"

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:18 PM
IC: I didn't know that Mr. Lansdale was a shinobi. My guess is....he is a man of class.

IC (As RedRuM): "Oh so, you mean 'dat nigga's better than you then. Yeah, it all makes sense now an' shit. I guess fake ass ninja's get butthurt too!"

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:20 PM
IC: Great we have the forgotten members of Reservoir Dogs, Mr Beige and Mr Gray having a " how dull am I " discussion and someone who appears to speak using the very intricate method of throwing words together and hoping to God that they make a sentence. SMH.

IC {As RedRuM): "I'm pretty sure niggas understand me nigga! Just because you wanna' have a pissin' contest with yourself apparently, doesn't make you any better than us... who are you supposed to be again, nigga?"

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:21 PM
IC: I didn't know that Mr. Lansdale was a shinobi. My guess is....he is a man of class.

IC: An astute observation, I am nothing as gaudy as a Ninja, or shinobi. I am a man cut froma far greater cloth than any other man in the wrestling industry, I am pre-ordained from greatness, and I intend to look good doing it.

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 12:22 PM
IC: Underestimate me at your own peril, experience will only get you so far. I respect you Shuriken, but I don't expect to receive as much from you, no i'd rather beat such respect into you, contorting every limb into unimaginable shapes as you beg for mercy. We shall see how well your strikes fare against me once i've dislocated your shoulders and torn your patella's from the ligaments that hold your legs together.

IC: That is very big talk, Mr. Lansdale but this is me being honest, I don't think you have the necessary skill to put me in your submissions. You have to catch me in order to do so and I will reverse your grappling with my own.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:23 PM
IC: An astute observation, I am nothing as gaudy as a Ninja, or shinobi. I am a man cut froma far greater cloth than any other man in the wrestling industry, I am pre-ordained from greatness, and I intend to look good doing it.

IC (As RedRuM): "So, does that mean you like little boys, nigga? Nasty ass muthafucka!"

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 12:24 PM
IC {As RedRuM): "I'm pretty sure niggas understand me nigga! Just because you wanna' have a pissin' contest with yourself apparently, doesn't make you any better than us... who are you supposed to be again, nigga?"

IC: No the fact I am better than you guys makes me better than all of you, I dont go around spouting drivel about honour and warriors codes, and I certainly dont go around throwing up verbal excrement like yourself.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 12:27 PM
IC: No the fact I am better than you guys makes me better than all of you, I dont go around spouting drivel about honour and warriors codes, and I certainly dont go around throwing up verbal excrement like yourself.

IC (As RedRuM): "Nigga, you think big words confuse me an' shit? Like I said a ton of times, my name ain't R-Truth! An' what the fuck you better than me at? Being a dick? Sure. A small dick prolly but, a dick nonetheless!"

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:27 PM
IC (As RedRuM): "So, does that mean you like little boys, nigga? Nasty ass muthafucka!"

IC: Clearly you misinterpret my use of the word cloth, i am neither a man of the cloth nor am i particularly religious. Although, with the amount of worshippers I possess you would forgive me for acting in a divine manner. As for your outrageous assertions and wildly inaccurate useage of the Queens language, I suggest you spend less time being bludgeoned in the ring, and more time catching up on the fourth grade.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 12:27 PM
IC (As RedRuM): "Subtitles? Glad that's the only thing I need Nigga. How many medications you on now, eh? I told you an' Flarenuts to stop givin' each other wraparounds after blowing each other in the parking lot an' shit. Not to mention all the male escorts yo' asses been seen wit' lately! Fag ass muthafuckas!"

IC: What he said was... "Subtitles? Glad that's the only thing I need Nigger. How much medication are you on now? I told you and Flare nuts to stop giving each other wrap around's after blowing each other in the parking lot and shit. Not to mention all the male escorts you ass's have been seen with lately. Faggot bottom mother humpers, and im queer. "

Torphy
12-15-2011, 12:29 PM
IC: That is very big talk, Mr. Lansdale but this is me being honest, I don't think you have the necessary skill to put me in your submissions. You have to catch me in order to do so and I will reverse your grappling with my own.

IC: Indeed, and if you're anything like me, then you will know that talk is cheap. I could spend the entire night making claim and counter claim as could you, but we both know that such an argument can only be settled in the ring. Should we cross paths, I extend my deepest condolences to you.

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 12:33 PM
IC (As RedRuM): "Nigga, you think big words confuse me an' shit? Like I said a ton of times, my name ain't R-Truth! An' what the fuck you better than me at? Being a dick? Sure. A small dick prolly but, a dick nonetheless!"

IC: No the concept of correct grammar clearly confuses you. Dick jokes? Thats how it is? If only you hadnt failed in school perhaps we would be having a civilised conversation.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 12:51 PM
IC: *walks carrying Body bag with the EWNCW logo on it* oh hey....just taking out the trash

thejman93
12-15-2011, 12:54 PM
3000 Motherfuckin' pages!

Congrats to everybody who's ever had a hand in this thing; I love you all. (insert gay joke here :D)

Kash, I'm really really really sorry bruv. You know why.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:03 PM
3000 Motherfuckin' pages!

Congrats to everybody who's ever had a hand in this thing; I love you all. (insert gay joke here :D)

Kash, I'm really really really sorry bruv. You know why.

Premature ejaculation is a bitch :(

RomanFlare
12-15-2011, 01:04 PM
IC: *pulls out a Banjo and plays it slowly, staring at the EWNCW jackoffs*

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:05 PM
Premature ejaculation is a bitch :(

And you're an asshole. :D

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:06 PM
And you're an asshole. :D

I have feelings jman, and you just hurt each and everyone of them.

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:08 PM
I have feelings jman, and you just hurt each and everyone of them.

IC: "He hurt my feelings!" Really dude? Act like a man.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:14 PM
IC: "He hurt my feelings!" Really dude? Act like a man.

IC: Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like jman to spit Shuriken's you know what out his mouth and start acting like a man. Don't get me wrong, he's a fine athlete, but his little bitch attitude makes me want to chop his tits off.

Also I would like the new K-Flare T-shirt, as there awesome!

Thank you Santa.

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:20 PM
IC: Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like jman to spit Shuriken's you know what out his mouth and start acting like a man. Don't get me wrong, he's a fine athlete, but his little bitch attitude makes me want to chop his tits off.

Also I would like the new K-Flare T-shirt, as there awesome!

Thank you Santa.

IC: Aren't you clever? This is coming from the guy who's had Rome's dick up his ass for months now.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:24 PM
IC: Aren't you clever? This is coming from the guy who's had Rome's dick up his ass for months now.

IC: Oh another guy who fantasizes about me and Mr. Flare. So this gay gimmick of yours is replacing your current boring one, correct?

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:33 PM
IC: Oh another guy who fantasizes about me and Mr. Flare. So this gay gimmick of yours is replacing your current boring one, correct?

IC: I don't need a gimmick. I am who I am in and out of the ring and judging by the response I get every time I walk through that curtain, I'd say the fans enjoy it.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:36 PM
IC: I don't need a gimmick. I am who I am in and out of the ring and judging by the response I get every time I walk through that curtain, I'd say the fans enjoy it.

IC: Yeah the fans enjoy it because there idiots, but I'll give it 4 months until you become JBW's John Cena.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 01:38 PM
IC: *picks up guitar and starts to sing*
To victor goes the glory
It's one on one
You vs me
I'm unbeatable
So take this to your grave
EWNCW falls today!

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:42 PM
IC: Yeah the fans enjoy it because there idiots, but I'll give it 4 months until you become JBW's John Cena.

IC: I'll never go that route. Where I've come from and what I've learned will never let me sell out like he has.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 01:42 PM
IC: *picks up guitar and starts to sing*
To victor goes the glory
It's one on one
You vs me
I'm unbeatable
So take this to your grave
EWNCW falls today!

IC: *smashs said guitar over EWNCW body bag a grunt is heard*

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:43 PM
IC: *picks up guitar and starts to sing*
To victor goes the glory
It's one on one
You vs me
I'm unbeatable
So take this to your grave
EWNCW falls today!

IC: Isn't music supposed to rhyme?

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 01:43 PM
IC: I'll never go that route. Where I've come from and what I've learned will never let me sell out like he has.

IC: Can we at least get a Jman rap album please lol

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:45 PM
IC: Can we at least get a Jman rap album please lol

IC: White kids from New Jersey don't rap.

Or at least they shouldn't.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 01:46 PM
IC: Isn't music supposed to rhyme?

IC: not all the time free verse motherfucker

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:49 PM
IC: not all the time free verse motherfucker

IC: Whatever.

Keep going there Johnny Cash, lemme see what you can do.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 01:50 PM
IC: White kids from New Jersey don't rap.

Or at least they shouldn't.

IC: aren't you from Philly? I'm pretty sure you're from Philly

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:52 PM
IC: *picks up guitar and starts to sing*
To victor goes the glory
It's one on one
You vs me
I'm unbeatable
So take this to your grave
EWNCW falls today!

IC: * HJ passes the guitar to KJ *

Ohhhhhhhhh Jman
Your wrestling sucks like a gay man
Don't try your noble shit, 'cause nobody cares
That gimmick's out of date like 70s flares
Like it or not, you ARE John Cena
Keep fucking with me, and I'll get meaner
Because im Great like Yarmouth
Hot like Bahamas
Im coming at you like 3D Piranha's!

*passes the guitar back to HJ to carry on... *

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:52 PM
IC: aren't you from Philly? I'm pretty sure you're from Philly

IC: Grew up in the city, yes, but was born in the 'burbs.

OOC: I really fucked that up.

Damn, I'm an idiot.

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:54 PM
IC: * HJ passes the guitar to KJ *

Ohhhhhhhhh Jman
Your wrestling sucks like a gay man
Don't try your noble shit, 'cause nobody cares
That gimmick's out of date like 70s flares
Like it or not, you ARE John Cena
Keep fucking with me, and I'll get meaner
Because im Great like Yarmouth
Hot like Bahamas
Im coming at you like 3D Piranha's!

*passes the guitar back to HJ to carry on... *

IC: He broke the guitar you stupid shit.


IC: *smashs said guitar over EWNCW body bag a grunt is heard*

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:54 PM
IC: He broke the guitar you stupid shit.

IC: He had another one, simple logic. Prick.

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 01:55 PM
IC: He broke the guitar you stupid shit.

Bravo, bravo.

Seems everyone is messing up haha.

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 01:55 PM
IC: Grew up in the city, yes, but was born in the 'burbs.

OOC: I really fucked that up.

Damn, I'm an idiot.

This made me LOL ;)

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 01:56 PM
IC: Grew up in the city, yes, but was born in the 'burbs.

OOC: I really fucked that up.

Damn, I'm an idiot.
OOC: yea had to call you out on it

IC: He broke the guitar you stupid shit.

IC: I always carry an extra. Just like a condom I ways carry an extra guitar

thejman93
12-15-2011, 01:59 PM
IC: He had another one, simple logic. Prick.


IC: I always carry an extra

IC: No, no he didn't.

As we used to chant in ECW Arena: "You Fucked Up!"

K-Jammin
12-15-2011, 02:01 PM
IC: No, no he didn't.

As we used to chant in ECW Arena: "You Fucked Up!"

IC: You can't have gay AND a mind reader as a gimmick, make your mind up jackass!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 02:29 PM
*HJ didn't have any songs to sing because he was busy kicking the EWNCW body bag so he took the second guitar and handed it to a walking by Sandman. The Sandman tilts his head and throws the guitar across the room and walks away.*

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 04:08 PM
*HJ didn't have any songs to sing because he was busy kicking the EWNCW body bag so he took the second guitar and handed it to a walking by Sandman. The Sandman tilts his head and throws the guitar across the room and walks away.*

IC: Bastard that was a Martin guitar cost me $2,000

Shining Light
12-15-2011, 04:27 PM
I swear to God, if one more pigeon flies into my windows... I'm going hunting!

IC: Pigeons are one of the Lord's creations designed to test your patience.

Leggo
12-15-2011, 04:57 PM
I swear to God, if one more pigeon flies into my windows... I'm going hunting!

IC: Pigeons are one of the Lord's creations designed to test your patience.

Give them some baking powder! Lol

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 05:05 PM
I swear to God, if one more pigeon flies into my windows... I'm going hunting!

IC: Is this some kind of innuendo?

Seems like all the heels around here are on the same page... Which is nice, I guess.

thejman93
12-15-2011, 05:08 PM
IC: Is this some kind of innuendo?

Seems like all the heels around here are on the same page... Which is nice, I guess.

Promo for you know who is coming bossman.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 05:19 PM
IC: Is this some kind of innuendo?

Seems like all the heels around here are on the same page... Which is nice, I guess.

IC: fuck I go solo not on any page with anybody! Except maybe Kash but he's the boss

thejman93
12-15-2011, 05:21 PM
IC: fuck I go solo not on any page with anybody! Except maybe Kash but he's the boss

IC: Kiss some more ass, maybe you'll get a title shot.

Shining Light
12-15-2011, 05:23 PM
IC: Is this some kind of innuendo?

Seems like all the heels around here are on the same page... Which is nice, I guess.

IC: As far as I am concerned, I am not on the same page as anyone on this roster. As a matter of fact, we're not even in the same library!
There are winners and there are losers. I am a winner and the rest are losers

thejman93
12-15-2011, 05:26 PM
IC: As far as I am concerned, I am not on the same page as anyone on this roster. As a matter of fact, we're not even in the same library!
There are winners and there are losers. I am a winner and the rest are losers

IC: Look everybody, it's the Tim Tebow of JBW. "I'm a winner because I believe in God"

Just like Tebow though, you'll flame out in the end.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 05:29 PM
IC: Kiss some more ass, maybe you'll get a title shot.

IC: that's how you got your multiple shots

thejman93
12-15-2011, 05:32 PM
IC: that's how you got your multiple shots

IC: No...I earned them.

Like, you know, actually worked for them.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 05:35 PM
IC: No...I earned them.

Like, you know, actually worked for them.

IC: you fuckin walked Into Dubs office and demanded your first shot. He felt bad for you and gave you another shot in a cage match both of which you lost and all of a sudden when Shuriken won the belt you got YET ANOTHER SHOT! I never once saw you work for it it was handed to you

thejman93
12-15-2011, 05:44 PM
IC: you fuckin walked Into Dubs office and demanded you first shot. He felt bad for you and have you another shot in a cage match both of which you lost and all of a sudden when Shuriken won the belt you got YET ANOTHE SHOT! I never once saw you work for it it was handed to you

IC: You really are an idiot. The only reason DUBS gave me the shots against Snair was because he knew I had just finished carrying a tag team division on my back for 6 months.

And as far as Shuri' goes...I earned that too. I dominated VKM, a guy who was in a title match less than two moths earlier, at ROTT the week before Serra came and I was next in line for a shot. A shot, I might add, that I cleanly cashed in.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:00 PM
IC: You really are an idiot. The only reason DUBS gave me the shots against Snair was because he knew I had just finished carrying a tag team division on my back for 6 months.

And as far as Shuri' goes...I earned that too. I dominated VKM, a guy who was in a title match less than two moths earlier, at ROTT the week before Serra came and I was next in line for a shot. A shot, I might add, that I cleanly cashed in.

IC: what tag team division? It was just you and the silverbros it didn't pick up until Azrael and I came along. And congratulations you beat a jobber in VKM the only reason he was in that match was as a filler the Prophecy kicked his ass over and over again. Face it Jman you sucked up to management and got your title shot so easily. Don't act like you're better because you say you "worked for it"

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 06:26 PM
IC: what tag team division? It was just you and the silverbros it didn't pick up until Azrael and I came along. And congratulations you beat a jobber in VKM the only reason he was in that match was as a filler the Prophecy kicked his ass over and over again. Face it Jman you sucked up to management and got your title shot so easily. Don't act like you're better because you say you "worked for it"


IC: Are you kidding me? Bruv, when the Aristocrats were at their peak, JBW had the best tag team division in the world. Once that odd couple got divorced there was no tag division... It's only just now that things are picking up again.

Stares at his tag team title for a bit.

Well, I say picking up, but what I mean to say is..

Raises his Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship above his head with one hand.

Things are better than ever.

Me and Siaki are taking on all comers, and, will gladly put these bad boys on the line against any of you mother fuckers who feel say they deserve to step in the ring with Mr JBW and Mr SHOWDOWN! It could be anyone from Gay-Flair to HBK and Lenny Lightning to God Money to Brick and Tommys mother! Fuck it, thedags back, so if The Arsitocrats want to rekindle their flame and "get back together" even they could take a shot!

Bottom line?

You all know we ain't losing these things until we want to.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-15-2011, 06:28 PM
Yeah I'm still here, nothing else better to do :P

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:30 PM
IC: Are you kidding me? Bruv, when the Aristocrats were at their peak, JBW had the best tag team division in the world. Once that odd couple got divorced there was no tag division... It's only just now that things are picking up again.

Stares at his tag team title for a bit.

Well, I say picking up, but what I mean to say is..

Raises his Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship above his head with one hand.

Things are better than ever.

Me and Siaki are taking on all comers, and, will gladly put these bad boys on the line against any of you mother fuckers who feel say they deserve to step in the ring with Mr JBW and Mr SHOWDOWN! It could be anyone from Gay-Flair to HBK and Lenny Lightning to God Money to Brick and Tommys mother! Fuck it, thedags back, so if The Arsitocrats want to rekindle their flame and "get back together" even they could take a shot!

Bottom line?

You all know we ain't losing these things until we want to.

IC: well I do have another brother but he sucks as much as Azrael but I'd carry the team anyway. Then again though I still have my TV title to regain so I'll be more focused on that

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:31 PM
IC: what tag team division? It was just you and the silverbros it didn't pick up until Azrael and I came along. And congratulations you beat a jobber in VKM the only reason he was in that match was as a filler the Prophecy kicked his ass over and over again. Face it Jman you sucked up to management and got your title shot so easily. Don't act like you're better because you say you "worked for it"

IC as VKM: A jobber HJ? Is that how you really see me? Tell me how many PPVs have you main evented.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:32 PM
IC as VKM: A jobber HJ? Is that how you really see me? Tell me how many PPVs have you main evented.

IC: you're alive? I thought you were regulated to The Prophecy's bitch then again you ways have been

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:34 PM
IC: you're alive? I thought you were regulated to The Prophecy's bitch then again you ways have been

IC as VKM: Dont be envious peon. If you were wise you to would have latched onto the greatness that is The Prophecy.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:38 PM
IC as VKM: Dont be envious peon. If you were wise you to would have latched onto the greatness that is The Prophecy.

IC: hey,VKM I can't hear you mind taking the Prophecy's dick out of your mouth maybe then I can understand you. I don't latch on to anyone and their so called greatness. Don't get me wrong he is great but not all that. You went from being his whipping boy to his fluffer

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:39 PM
IC: hey,VKM I can't hear you mind taking the Prophecy's dick out of your mouth maybe then I can understand you. I don't latch on to anyone and their so called greatness. Don't get me wrong he is great but not all that. You went from being his whipping boy to his fluffer

IC as VKM: His dick in my mouth? HJ, that is what BellaDonna is for, amongst other things. Well maybe you should latch onto others if you want to achieve anything close to a main event spot.

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 06:40 PM
IC: Are you kidding me? Bruv, when the Aristocrats were at their peak, JBW had the best tag team division in the world. Once that odd couple got divorced there was no tag division... It's only just now that things are picking up again.

Stares at his tag team title for a bit.

Well, I say picking up, but what I mean to say is..

Raises his Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship above his head with one hand.

Things are better than ever.

Me and Siaki are taking on all comers, and, will gladly put these bad boys on the line against any of you mother fuckers who feel say they deserve to step in the ring with Mr JBW and Mr SHOWDOWN! It could be anyone from Gay-Flair to HBK and Lenny Lightning to God Money to Brick and Tommys mother! Fuck it, thedags back, so if The Arsitocrats want to rekindle their flame and "get back together" even they could take a shot!

Bottom line?

You all know we ain't losing these things until we want to.

IC as Brick: What?!? Are you fuckin' 'avin' a laugh, son?! If and when Brick and Icarus challenge for them straps it will be the worst fucking day of you and that crazy cunt's lives! Mate, I won't just take your titles, I'll take you pride, your left eye, and maybe even your liver!

Takes a puff of his blunt, and takes a swig from his overproof rum flask, before offering both to Damian Icarus. Bricks straight edge tag team partner scowls at him.

Heh! Sorry 'bout my tag team partner, guys... He's a little awkward around liquour. I think it's 'cause the last time he got drunk he ended up doing a little bit of bird for manslaughter.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:44 PM
IC as VKM: His dick in my mouth? HJ, that is what BellaDonna is for, amongst other things. Well maybe you should latch onto others if you want to achieve anything close to a main event spot.

IC: oh right you're the one who takes it up the ass from Ragnorok. And I refuse to latch on to another person. I did that with SuperNOVA and then Azrael and I'm doing better off alone

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:44 PM
IC as Brick: What?!? Are you fuckin' 'avin' a laugh, son?! If and when Brick and Icarus challenge for them straps it will be the worst fucking day of you and that crazy cunt's lives! Mate, I won't just take your titles, I'll take you pride, your left eye, and maybe even your liver!

Takes a puff of his blunt, and takes a swig from his overproof rum flask, before offering both to Damian Icarus. Bricks straight edge tag team partner scowls at him.

Heh! Sorry 'bout my tag team partner, guys... He's a little awkward around liquour. I think it's 'cause the last time he got drunk he ended up doing a little bit of bird for manslaughter.

Ic: hell if he doesn't want it I'll take it

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:46 PM
IC: oh right you're the one who takes it up the ass from Ragnorok. And I refuse to latch on to another person. I did that with SuperNOVA and then Azrael and I'm doing better off alone

IC as VKM: Ragnarok, is this the same monster that you were begging for help in that tag match a few weeks ago? Maybe you should apologise to me, and perhaps Prophecy will let you join us, he does need someone to do his laundry, make the tea etc.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:48 PM
IC as VKM: Ragnarok, is this the same monster that you were begging for help in that tag match a few weeks ago? Maybe you should apologise to me, and perhaps Prophecy will let you join us, he does need someone to do his laundry, make the tea etc.

IC: woah buddy I never once insulted Ragnorok it just seems like hed do whatever the fuck he wants with you. Yea I asked for his help and look what happened I dominated the match and the big lump missed his shot and punched me. I have a right to hd a grudge as for Prophecy I respect him but you VKM meh you're nothing but a little bitch

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:51 PM
IC: woah buddy I never once insulted Ragnorok it just seems like hed do whatever the fuck he wants with you. Yea I asked for his help and look what happened I dominated the match and the big lump missed his shot and punched me. I have a right to hd a grudge as for Prophecy I respect him but you VKM meh you're nothing but a little bitch

IC as Ragnarok: .....

IC as VKM: Yeah you tell him Rag.

OOC: Lols

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 06:57 PM
IC as Ragnarok: .....

IC as VKM: Yeah you tell him Rag.

OOC: Lols
IC: Ragnorok don't look at me like that you know it's our fault we lost the title match if you didn't punch me I wouldn't has tapped its your fault! And VKM hiding like a little bitch I see

Ooc: lol also why are the heels fighting? Don't we have the faces to beat up!

zapphoman
12-15-2011, 06:58 PM
IC: blah blah blah blah blah blah....This is all The Alpha Dog is hearing from all you bitches. How about you all stop bitching among yourselves and actually be some use to the war that's going on! That size fifthteen boot that's up Kevins ass isn't going to remove it's self.

HeelTurn
12-15-2011, 06:59 PM
IC: Ragnorok don't look at me like that you know it's our fault we lost the title match if you didn't punch me I wouldn't has tapped its your fault! And VKM hiding like a little bitch I see

Ooc: lol also why are the heels fighting? Don't we have the faces to beat up!

OOC: erm you have a point there, booo the babyfaces....and EWNCW.

AreYaSerious
12-15-2011, 08:55 PM
IC: blah blah blah blah blah blah....This is all The Alpha Dog is hearing from all you bitches. How about you all stop bitching among yourselves and actually be some use to the war that's going on! That size fifthteen boot that's up Kevins ass isn't going to remove it's self.

IC: They are worse then the teenage girls over at EWNCW.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 09:13 PM
Shoot me. Now. Ugh.

zapphoman
12-15-2011, 09:18 PM
The Alpha Dog is back in jail tonight when he attacked known EWNCW fan and Tonight Show host Jay Leno. He also went on to attack Kevin Eubanks and multiple security guards. No injuries have been reported yet but it will be awfully hard to get the blood out of Jays white hair.

For More Information...Click here! (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?1562-EWNCW-E-Wrestling-News-Championship-Wrestling&p=350065#post350065)

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:21 PM
The Alpha Dog is back in jail tonight when he attacked known EWNCW fan and Tonight Show host Jay Leno. He also went on to attack Kevin Eubanks and multiple security guards. No injuries have been reported yet but it will be awfully hard to get the blood out of Jays white hair.

For More Information...Click here! (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?1562-EWNCW-E-Wrestling-News-Championship-Wrestling&p=350065#post350065)

IC: where are my car keys? Going to post bail...AGAIN!

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Shoot me. Now. Ugh.

*pew pew*

IC: Whining and complaining from the JBW guys, why am I not surprised?

zapphoman
12-15-2011, 09:25 PM
IC: where are my car keys? Going to post bail...AGAIN!

lol awesome!

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:26 PM
*pew pew*

IC: Whining and complaining from the JBW guys, why am I not surprised?

IC: whining and complaining? I'm about to go bail my arch rival out if jail!

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 09:30 PM
IC: whining and complaining? I'm about to go bail my arch rival out if jail!

IC: Alpha Dog? I'm gonna kick him in the skull....man can't keep his temper.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:32 PM
IC: Alpha Dog? I'm gonna kick him in the skull....man can't keep his temper.

IC: that's what I'm saying! Fuck I thought he learned his lesson after him and Azrael found those transvestite hookers

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 09:33 PM
IC: that's what I'm saying! Fuck I thought he learned his lesson after him and Azrael found those transvestite hookers

IC: That is a detail that I refuse to know....

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:35 PM
IC: That is a detail that I refuse to know....

IC: I didn't even ask I shook my head bailed them out

IC as Azrael: I swear we thought they were women!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 09:37 PM
I've decided that tonight I'm going to begin a journey for RedRuM. I don't know how far I'll get in it but, it'll start. I'm gonna take you through the hood and take you into his life. You'll see for the first time, who RedRuM is as a person. Get ready. :)

zapphoman
12-15-2011, 09:41 PM
I've decided that tonight I'm going to begin a journey for RedRuM. I don't know how far I'll get in it but, it'll start. I'm gonna take you through the hood and take you into his life. You'll see for the first time, who RedRuM is as a person. Get ready. :)

looking forward to checking it out!

BTW just watched the new Ghost Rider and The Expendables 2 trailer. Can one say...NERDGASM?!! Totally looking forward to the new Ghost Rider. It looks badass. Alright! Back to watching Breaking Bad!

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:42 PM
I've decided that tonight I'm going to begin a journey for RedRuM. I don't know how far I'll get in it but, it'll start. I'm gonna take you through the hood and take you into his life. You'll see for the first time, who RedRuM is as a person. Get ready. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZqZschnrxM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 09:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZqZschnrxM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

At work. :( Can't see the video.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:47 PM
At work. :( Can't see the video.

NWA-Straight Outta Compton :D

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:48 PM
looking forward to checking it out!

BTW just watched the new Ghost Rider and The Expendables 2 trailer. Can one say...NERDGASM?!! Totally looking forward to the new Ghost Rider. It looks badass. Alright! Back to watching Breaking Bad!

I saw them they look great! Will it be Stallone vs. Van Damm cuz that'd be beast! After seeing Couture vs. Stone Cold and Rock vs. Vin Diseal this will be freaking beast!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 09:52 PM
I saw the trailer and six minute prologue to THE DARK KNIGHT RISES today... they were better than all of that lol.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:53 PM
I saw the trailer and six minute prologue to THE DARK KNIGHT RISES today... they were better than all of that lol.

gonna go watch that too!

zapphoman
12-15-2011, 09:54 PM
I saw the trailer and six minute prologue to THE DARK KNIGHT RISES today... they were better than all of that lol.

Yeah I saw the six minute prologue for that (thanks for the link btw). I'm so looking forward to it. Just can't believe they are going to end it on Bane.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 09:55 PM
Yeah I saw the six minute prologue for that (thanks for the link btw). I'm so looking forward to it. Just can't believe they are going to end it on Bane.

Yeah, you and HJ should be lucky you're on my FB. ;)

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 09:55 PM
I saw the trailer and six minute prologue to THE DARK KNIGHT RISES today... they were better than all of that lol.

Have you read this btw? MUST READ IF YOU HAVEN'T (http://www.cracked.com/blog/advanced-batman-theory-why-nolan-will-kill-bruce-wayne/)

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:01 PM
Does anyone know if JBW is having a Christmas special??

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:01 PM
Have you read this btw? MUST READ IF YOU HAVEN'T (http://www.cracked.com/blog/advanced-batman-theory-why-nolan-will-kill-bruce-wayne/)

Can't see it at work lol.

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:02 PM
Can't see it at work lol.

really? it's not a video. It's a website. must be blocked then

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:18 PM
Okay I just saw the Prologue...HOLYSHIT!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:24 PM
Okay I just saw the Prologue...HOLYSHIT!!!!!

Yeah. It's QUITE badass! And yeah, some sites are blocked here. Anyway you can copy and paste?

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:25 PM
Yeah. It's QUITE badass! And yeah, some sites are blocked here. Anyway you can copy and paste?

on my iPad yes

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:26 PM
Damnit!! Is JBW having a Christmas special?

Leggo
12-15-2011, 10:28 PM
Does anyone know if JBW is having a Christmas special??

What, like a show? It would be good, but with it being the festive season people will be away and spending time with family etc. It's a big ask if you ask me.

Shit! I totally worked out who you remind me of... And I've forgotten now! Lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:30 PM
What, like a show? It would be good, but with it being the festive season people will be away and spending time with family etc. It's a big ask if you ask me.

Shit! I totally worked out who you remind me of... And I've forgotten now! Lol

Okay... I'm gonna put one together... I'm just gonna ask for promos on what the holidays mean to the roster and have like, 6 matches. I'll think of the matches and anyone who wants to participate, I need a promo before Monday. :)

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:32 PM
Okay... I'm gonna put one together... I'm just gonna ask for promos on what the holidays mean to the roster and have like, 6 matches. I'll think of the matches and anyone who wants to participate, I need a promo before Monday. :)

I want a match!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:35 PM
I want a match!

With who??

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:39 PM
With who??

uh who can I face?

RomanFlare
12-15-2011, 10:40 PM
uh who can I face?

I hear John Morrison is looking for some indy work.

Kashdinero
12-15-2011, 10:41 PM
Lol, there a new Guvna in town?

Must have missed the memo or something :)

HolyJose2391
12-15-2011, 10:41 PM
i hear john morrison is looking for some indy work.

yes!!!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-15-2011, 10:43 PM
Lol, there a new Guvna in town?

Must have missed the memo or something :)

I wanna do something fun!!! :) All the war and craziness going on, I figured it'd be a great idea. If you want to shoot it down, be my guest. Scrooge. :p

SilverGhost
12-15-2011, 11:41 PM
I'm down for the special lol

AreYaSerious
12-16-2011, 12:08 AM
I'm down for the special lol

Same here bro

Kashdinero
12-16-2011, 12:57 AM
Do it if you want, but, being one of the key members of creative I would have thought that your energies would have been better spent working on this war/feud with Tommy and The Crazy Gang..

For the record: I'm totally like bah humbug when it comes to this time of the year. Those on this site who know me better than most (R(ob), Sauzer, Leggs) should be able to work out why.

AreYaSerious
12-16-2011, 01:00 AM
Do it if you want, but, being one of the key members of creative I would have thought that your energies would have been better spent working on this war/feud with Tommy and The Crazy Gang..

For the record: I'm totally like bah humbug when it comes to this time of the year. Those on this site who know me better than most (R(ob), Sauzer, Leggs) should be able to work out why.

I'm sorry bro, I hope everything goes better for you man. Oh I meant to reply to your pm a couple days ago but I was on mobile so I will do that now.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-16-2011, 01:04 AM
Do it if you want, but, being one of the key members of creative I would have thought that your energies would have been better spent working on this war/feud with Tommy and The Crazy Gang..

For the record: I'm totally like bah humbug when it comes to this time of the year. Those on this site who know me better than most (R(ob), Sauzer, Leggs) should be able to work out why.

:(... I'm sorry... I just wanted to do it for a bit of fun... if you don't want it to go down, just say so bruv. I will be able to still do my stuff man. But, if you're against it. It won't happen.

Kashdinero
12-16-2011, 02:39 AM
I'm not against it.

I'm against Christmas as a whole lol.

If you can do both then bring on the festivities and all that... Ho. Ho. HhhhhhhhhUMMMMBUUUUUG :)

AreYaSerious
12-16-2011, 02:44 AM
I'm not against it.

I'm against Christmas as a whole lol.

If you can do both then bring on the festivities and all that... Ho. Ho. HhhhhhhhhUMMMMBUUUUUG :)

Woo Hoo! Kash is on board!

Leggo
12-16-2011, 03:31 AM
I'm not against it.

I'm against Christmas as a whole lol.

If you can do both then bring on the festivities and all that... Ho. Ho. HhhhhhhhhUMMMMBUUUUUG :)

You're shine a big smile when you see what's coming through the post chief! *wink* lol

@ Rob - let me know what you want and by when dude skin. I'm flat out with work this time of year so I could do something, but other Jabe stuff takes priority. Sounds good though. Instead of St Nic... It should be St George! Lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-16-2011, 03:57 AM
You're shine a big smile when you see what's coming through the post chief! *wink* lol

@ Rob - let me know what you want and by when dude skin. I'm flat out with work this time of year so I could do something, but other Jabe stuff takes priority. Sounds good though. Instead of St Nic... It should be St George! Lol

All I'll need is a promo about Christmas and shit dude. :) I know what takes priority. Hence why it won't be a big show at all. :)


EDIT: Oh, and the promo should be in by Monday 9am (EST) which means 2pm your time. :)

Leggo
12-16-2011, 04:10 AM
All I'll need is a promo about Christmas and shit dude. :) I know what takes priority. Hence why it won't be a big show at all. :)


EDIT: Oh, and the promo should be in by Monday 9am (EST) which means 2pm your time. :)

Ok bruv. I'll try and do something...

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-16-2011, 07:43 AM
***MAJOR JBW ANNOUNCEMENT IS FORTHCOMING FROM R(OB) AND KA$H!!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!***

Announcement coming SOON!!

Poot-Hair
12-16-2011, 08:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpO_XZLuhnA

This is the last one for now guys I promise. It's my newest one, recorded a week or so ago. Let me know what you think!! Reposted for anyone that didn't get the chance to hear it the other day. It's my newest one, you can really tell my vocals are starting to open back up. I WANT FEEDBACK!! Lol

THEKEVINBRAND
12-16-2011, 08:18 AM
***MAJOR JBW ANNOUNCEMENT IS FORTHCOMING FROM R(OB) AND KA$H!!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!***

Announcement coming SOON!!

*stares at the page* c'mon already i'm getting dizzy from staring at Velvet Sky's ass!

Poot-Hair
12-16-2011, 08:24 AM
*stares at the page* c'mon already i'm getting dizzy from staring at Velvet Sky's ass!*Looks up at the video I just posted* really dude? Really? REALLY?!?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-16-2011, 08:36 AM
*The press is sitting in their seats awaiting anxiously what the surprise JBW press conference is all about. This conference was called after Ka$h and R(ob) had a public dispute over a "JBW Christmas Special" that R(ob) wanted to put together. Ka$h disapproved and after many hours behind closed doors, and things being thrown and Kenny G. playing at one point... apparently, they've come to their conclusion. All of a sudden, music starts blasting over the speaker system that's set up.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZd70QB7QpA

*R(ob) and Ka$h come out with smiles on their faces and R(ob) is carrying a giant red sack, and wearing a Santa hat. Ka$h is throwing coal at the press while R(ob) throws cookies from the sack. Ka$h see's a woman who's quite attractive in the front row and goes to her. R(ob) walks to the podium trying to get the presser started. He looks at Ka$h and grabs him by his Armani collar, you can hear him mumbling about having fun after the presser is done. Ka$h looks disgruntled and huffs. R(ob) puts a Santa hat on Ka$h's head and Ka$h throws it at R(ob). He crosses his arms and stares into the ceiling.*

R(ob): "Well everyone, now that my partner in crime here has gotten into the Christmas spirit... so to say. We've got a major announcement to tell you motherfuckers! JBW is INDEED having a Christmas Special!!!

*The press break out in a cheer. R(ob) sticks his tongue out at Ka$h who promptly flips him the bird in return. R(ob) laughs and continues.*

R(ob): "See, Ka$h is being a meany about it right now because he hates Christmas but, he figures I should get a Christmas present too so, he's letting me have my fun! Now, it was short notice but, we were able to get our venue of choice for the event... you guys wanna know where?"

*The crowd erupts!*

R(ob): "Do you wanna announce it my dude or not?"

Ka$h: "Look bruv, you're lucky I'm even allowing you to do this. I saw the stupid twinkle in your eye and couldn't say no you big cuddly idiot."

R(ob): "This is why I love this guy right here. Okay then... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t925JwYXhVA

R(ob): "We're going to be holding it at THE ROCKAFELLA CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY!!! December 24th, 2011!!! The night before Christmas we'll be providing you with AMAZING in ring action from our top-tier talent!! This will be like NOTHING you've ever experienced before!!!"

Ka$h: "We should be using our talents for the WAR but no, we have to play it up for the people and for the roster... you people and your damn Holiday shit!! I'm nowhere near happy with this but, even hard working people have to have fun too I guess.... this is my present to R(ob)... he's responsible for all of it. I'm not doing shit... except for the matches. I'm booking the matches. Fook him. I love him but, fook him. This is my area bruvs. So, when he's reading the matches off... that's all me. So, I'm gonna sit here and drink my fookin' Makers Mark and laugh while he has to do all the work."

R(ob): "What a poozer! You're the worst best hetero partner a person can ask for, bitch!"

*They laugh for a second and then stare at each other. R(ob) grabs a glass of Makers Mark and cheers Ka$h.*

R(ob): "Right then, I'm going to announce the matches and we'll be heading out! No questions and nothing like that. We're busy guys... me moreso. Right now. Anyway. Because my partner is a meany poopy head. DRUM ROLL!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t925JwYXhVA

R(ob): "And here's the match order! Not only you guys are hearing this for the first time but, so are all of the JBW roster as well!!! Have fun with it:


Opening Orgasm

Zeus Apollo, Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, The Alpha Dog,Lenny Ray, and Felix Guerrero vs WARFare World Heavyweight Champion JMan, JBW SuperFly Champion Avidco, WARFare World Television Champion Malcolm Cage, and WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Manabu & Snair.

CUN- Oops, I mean, CHICK FIGHT!!!

PandaMassacre, Ayako, and Selina vs Al Qaeda Rashida, Sasha, and Tracey

SuperFly Madness

Andy Amazing and Dylan Cross vs Artemis Eclipse and Seth Thirteen

Grudge Match Captains Match (only Captains can be pinned)

(C) Broc, Sully, and Kayden James Vs (C) Holy Jose, The Prophecy, and SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion Shining Light

Just because it would be awesome

Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion K-Jammin, and RomanFlare (K-Flare) vs Chainsaw and Samson (SamSaw)

Penultimate Orgasm

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Ma$$Dinero & Psycho Siaki, and St George (V3) vs Rob Rage, Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer and Damian Icarus.

Ka$h' Main Event Pressie To R(ob)

SHOWDOWN! TV Champion RedruM vs Mayhem World TV Champion The Sandman

*Ka$h and R(ob) walk off stage to huge applause and the conference is over.*

THEKEVINBRAND
12-16-2011, 08:37 AM
Reposted for anyone that didn't get the chance to hear it the other day. It's my newest one, you can really tell my vocals are starting to open back up. I WANT FEEDBACK!! Lol

I was scared that it was going to be screamo, but it sounds to me like some Seether mixed with something else

zapphoman
12-16-2011, 08:56 AM
@R(ob) Freakin awesome bro! Can't wait to see it. I'll get the promo to you as soon as possible.

Kashdinero
12-16-2011, 08:58 AM
@R(ob) & Ka$h Freakin awesome bro! Can't wait to see it. I'll get the promo to you as soon as possible.

Fixed it for ya', partner! :)

Guess what match I nominated you to do?

(don't say it on the thread :))

THEKEVINBRAND
12-16-2011, 09:08 AM
Fixed it for ya', partner! :)

Guess what match I nominated you to do?

(don't say it on the thread :))

sent you a promo Kash

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 09:42 AM
RedRuM vs Sandman the main event!? DAMN THAT IS A CARD!

Potential challengers vs champions as an opening! WWE and TNA take notes.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 09:53 AM
Reposted for anyone that didn't get the chance to hear it the other day. It's my newest one, you can really tell my vocals are starting to open back up. I WANT FEEDBACK!! Lol

Eh...



I messing with you it was awesome dude

Kashdinero
12-16-2011, 10:23 AM
RedRuM vs Sandman the main event!? DAMN THAT IS A CARD!

Potential challengers vs champions as an opening! WWE and TNA take notes.

You know it!

I loved the press conference.. It literally played out like how it did on and off the boards. Except with out the alcohol ;)

But, yeah, R(ob) said he would love to do it, so, as a Christmas pressie to everyone, I tried to book some real honest to god dream matches that you wouldn't normally see due to storyline/brand restrictions.

Remember, folks.. Even if you're not on the card, you can still send promos/skits to be on the show.

Sorry to all those left off, and, man, there still might be a couple more matches added yet... There's a few top names not on that awesome card... Could it get even more awesome?

Merry X-Mas, I guess :)

Kashdinero
12-16-2011, 10:29 AM
*The press is sitting in their seats awaiting anxiously what the surprise JBW press conference is all about. This conference was called after Ka$h and R(ob) had a public dispute over a "JBW Christmas Special" that R(ob) wanted to put together. Ka$h disapproved and after many hours behind closed doors, and things being thrown and Kenny G. playing at one point... apparently, they've come to their conclusion. All of a sudden, music starts blasting over the speaker system that's set up.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZd70QB7QpA

*R(ob) and Ka$h come out with smiles on their faces and R(ob) is carrying a giant red sack, and wearing a Santa hat. Ka$h is throwing coal at the press while R(ob) throws cookies from the sack. Ka$h see's a woman who's quite attractive in the front row and goes to her. R(ob) walks to the podium trying to get the presser started. He looks at Ka$h and grabs him by his Armani collar, you can hear him mumbling about having fun after the presser is done. Ka$h looks disgruntled and huffs. R(ob) puts a Santa hat on Ka$h's head and Ka$h throws it at R(ob). He crosses his arms and stares into the ceiling.*

R(ob): "Well everyone, now that my partner in crime here has gotten into the Christmas spirit... so to say. We've got a major announcement to tell you motherfuckers! JBW is INDEED having a Christmas Special!!!

*The press break out in a cheer. R(ob) sticks his tongue out at Ka$h who promptly flips him the bird in return. R(ob) laughs and continues.*

R(ob): "See, Ka$h is being a meany about it right now because he hates Christmas but, he figures I should get a Christmas present too so, he's letting me have my fun! Now, it was short notice but, we were able to get our venue of choice for the event... you guys wanna know where?"

*The crowd erupts!*

R(ob): "Do you wanna announce it my dude or not?"

Ka$h: "Look bruv, you're lucky I'm even allowing you to do this. I saw the stupid twinkle in your eye and couldn't say no you big cuddly idiot."

R(ob): "This is why I love this guy right here. Okay then... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t925JwYXhVA

R(ob): "We're going to be holding it at THE ROCKAFELLA CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY!!! December 24th, 2011!!! The night before Christmas we'll be providing you with AMAZING in ring action from our top-tier talent!! This will be like NOTHING you've ever experienced before!!!"

Ka$h: "We should be using our talents for the WAR but no, we have to play it up for the people and for the roster... you people and your damn Holiday shit!! I'm nowhere near happy with this but, even hard working people have to have fun too I guess.... this is my present to R(ob)... he's responsible for all of it. I'm not doing shit... except for the matches. I'm booking the matches. Fook him. I love him but, fook him. This is my area bruvs. So, when he's reading the matches off... that's all me. So, I'm gonna sit here and drink my fookin' Makers Mark and laugh while he has to do all the work."

R(ob): "What a poozer! You're the worst best hetero partner a person can ask for, bitch!"

*They laugh for a second and then stare at each other. R(ob) grabs a glass of Makers Mark and cheers Ka$h.*

R(ob): "Right then, I'm going to announce the matches and we'll be heading out! No questions and nothing like that. We're busy guys... me moreso. Right now. Anyway. Because my partner is a meany poopy head. DRUM ROLL!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t925JwYXhVA

R(ob): "And here's the match order! Not only you guys are hearing this for the first time but, so are all of the JBW roster as well!!! Have fun with it:


Opening Orgasm

Zeus Apollo, Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra, The Alpha Dog,Lenny Ray, and Felix Guerrero vs WARFare World Heavyweight Champion JMan, JBW SuperFly Champion Avidco, WARFare World Television Champion Malcolm Cage, and WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Manabu & Snair.

CUN- Oops, I mean, CHICK FIGHT!!!

PandaMassacre, Ayako, and Selina vs Al Qaeda Rashida, Sasha, and Tracey

SuperFly Madness

Andy Amazing and Dylan Cross vs Artemis Eclipse and Seth Thirteen

Grudge Match Captains Match (only Captains can be pinned)

(C) Broc, Sully, and Kayden James Vs (C) Holy Jose, The Prophecy, and SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion Shining Light

Just because it would be awesome

Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion K-Jammin, and RomanFlare (K-Flare) vs Chainsaw and Samson (SamSaw)

Penultimate Orgasm

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Ma$$Dinero & Psycho Siaki, and St George (V3) vs Rob Rage, Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer and Damian Icarus.

Ka$h' Main Event Pressie To R(ob)

SHOWDOWN! TV Champion RedruM vs Mayhem World TV Champion The Sandman

*Ka$h and R(ob) walk off stage to huge applause and the conference is over.*

Quoted for awesomeness..

BTW, who's Seth Thirteen?

Tell 'em, SG :)

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 10:30 AM
K-Flare in the fucking house! Sick card by the way

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 10:31 AM
Its a good present man :) Good stuff.

Honestly it is the best present I have under my invisible tree lol

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 10:32 AM
Quoted for awesomeness..

BTW, who's Seth Thirteen?

Tell 'em, SG :)

Lol xD Woo boy Seth! Wait WTF? Seth debuted? o.o

RomanFlare
12-16-2011, 12:12 PM
K-Flare in the fucking house! Sick card by the way

Wearin' our new "We're just that hung." T-shirts.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 12:24 PM
Wearin' our new "We're just that hung." T-shirts.

Damn right, I think that shirt may even sell more than "K-Jammin's XXL condoms" and "K-Jammin's home pregnancy test"

RomanFlare
12-16-2011, 12:37 PM
Damn right, I think that shirt may even sell more than "K-Jammin's XXL condoms" and "K-Jammin's home pregnancy test"

Your merchandise is definitely the most adult of all of the top merch sellers.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 12:42 PM
Your merchandise is definitely the most adult of all of the top merch sellers.

Sadly, EWNCW lead the top merchandise sales in the adult section with there butt plugs. Quite gutted about that to be honest.

Shining Light
12-16-2011, 12:49 PM
Hey guys! How you all doing?

@R(ob) - I'll get my holiday special promo to you by Sunday at the latest

@Poot - I'll be messaging you soon. We need to work on our segment for Showdown and next week I'll be giving you your Christmas Present lol. You already know what it is so I'll say no more ;)

thejman93
12-16-2011, 03:28 PM
Tons of Jabe stuff to do.

Tons.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIIIIMEEEEE!

RomanFlare
12-16-2011, 03:39 PM
Tons of Jabe stuff to do.

Tons.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIIIIMEEEEE!

IC: *Smacks Jman from behind with a steel folding chair* TAG, YOU'RE IT! *runs away*

thejman93
12-16-2011, 03:44 PM
IC: *Smacks Jman from behind with a steel folding chair* TAG, YOU'RE IT! *runs away*

IC: *Chases Rome down, grabs the chair and hits Romwe in the back with it.*

Now your it, bitch!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-16-2011, 05:48 PM
Just a quick frame of reference here. I woke up yesterday (Thursday) at 11am (EST).... I worked from 3pm-7am today. (Friday) When I left work at 7am, I never went to bed. Instead I had a SHIT TON of errands to run which involved a 44oz of WAWA Iced Coffee (French Vanilla), 2 Java Monster (Mean Bean) and 1 Monster Juice.... I'm now getting ready to lay down and hopefully be asleep by 6pm (EST)... just to wake up at 10pm (EST)... 4 hours... just to go to work for 12 hours.... FUCK IT ALL, FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!! DON'T BELONG, DON'T EXIST, DON'T GIVE A SHIT... DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!

*Ahem*... Slipknot... GN! Be back by like, 12am (EST) TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL!!!!!!! O_o

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 05:51 PM
IC: *Chases Rome down, grabs the chair and hits Romwe in the back with it.*

Now your it, bitch!

IC: when Romes and I started this it was no tag backs :p *runs away like a Mexican being chased by boarded patrol*

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 05:53 PM
IC: *Shuriken is at his dojo, practicing his knee strikes on a dummy when suddenly he gets a sudden headache and his eyes turn black. His sudden darker self grabs the dummy and delivers a powerful knee strike that instantly destroys the dummy. His headache goes away and his eyes turn normal. When he comes to, he sees the dummy and its parts scattered.*

I'm going to rest for a bit....

Krysys
12-16-2011, 05:58 PM
Ok, so I know the videos isn't the best, but me and Vegas had fun doing it. Hope you enjoy it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiq9DrTDJsU

thejman93
12-16-2011, 05:59 PM
IC: *Shuriken is at his dojo, practicing his knee strikes on a dummy when suddenly he gets a sudden headache and his eyes turn black. His sudden darker self grabs the dummy and delivers a powerful knee strike that instantly destroys the dummy. His headache goes away and his eyes turn normal. When he comes to, he sees the dummy and its parts scattered.*

I'm going to rest for a bit....

IC: Fuck Serra, get that checked out.

AreYaSerious
12-16-2011, 06:00 PM
Just a quick frame of reference here. I woke up yesterday (Thursday) at 11am (EST).... I worked from 3pm-7am today. (Friday) When I left work at 7am, I never went to bed. Instead I had a SHIT TON of errands to run which involved a 44oz of WAWA Iced Coffee (French Vanilla), 2 Java Monster (Mean Bean) and 1 Monster Juice.... I'm now getting ready to lay down and hopefully be asleep by 6pm (EST)... just to wake up at 10pm (EST)... 4 hours... just to go to work for 12 hours.... FUCK IT ALL, FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!! DON'T BELONG, DON'T EXIST, DON'T GIVE A SHIT... DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!

*Ahem*... Slipknot... GN! Be back by like, 12am (EST) TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL!!!!!!! O_o

LMAO! I laughed my ass off.

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 06:02 PM
IC: Fuck Serra, get that checked out.

IC: Sadly....no doctor can treat this. I have to live with it.

thejman93
12-16-2011, 06:03 PM
IC: Sadly....no doctor can treat this. I have to live with it.

IC: Damn.

Well go chill for a bit then.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 06:57 PM
IC: *Shuriken is at his dojo, practicing his knee strikes on a dummy when suddenly he gets a sudden headache and his eyes turn black. His sudden darker self grabs the dummy and delivers a powerful knee strike that instantly destroys the dummy. His headache goes away and his eyes turn normal. When he comes to, he sees the dummy and its parts scattered.*

I'm going to rest for a bit....

IC: You may call me a bad champion for cheating, but cheating is much more normal than having your fucking eyes turn black you creepy little bastard. See a psychiatrist, and get your issues sorted you schizophrenic fuck.

Vegas
12-16-2011, 06:59 PM
Ok, so I know the videos isn't the best, but me and Vegas had fun doing it. Hope you enjoy it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiq9DrTDJsU

Freak Inc. Owning JBW lol

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 07:01 PM
Freak Inc. Owning JBW lol

No, no your not :)

thejman93
12-16-2011, 07:23 PM
Did a promo and pretty much zapph's entire shoot.

Christmas promo is waiting 'till tomorrow

G'night kids.

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 07:27 PM
IC: Sadly....no doctor can treat this. I have to live with it.


IC: You may call me a bad champion for cheating, but cheating is much more normal than having your fucking eyes turn black you creepy little bastard. See a psychiatrist, and get your issues sorted you schizophrenic fuck.

IC: You were saying? My mental health is fine. Its another form of being is interfering with me. Something....not human.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 07:31 PM
IC: You were saying? My mental health is fine. Its another form of being is interfering with me. Something....not human.

IC: No trust me, you need help. Nothing is interfering with you apart from your own insanity. Oh shit... no... my eyes are turning red!

Im totally fucking with you, im normal.

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 07:37 PM
IC: No trust me, you need help. Nothing is interfering with you apart from your own insanity. Oh shit... no... my eyes are turning red!

Im totally fucking with you, im normal.

IC: Is that so? Talking about how your hung are is "normal"? Your quote unquote special times with RomanFlare is "normal"? How you are on your high horse and saying that "we aren't worthy" is "normal"? How cheating is "normal"?

I can't see "normal" within you. You say I'm going insane? No....you don't know anything.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 07:44 PM
IC: Is that so? Talking about how your hung are is "normal"? Your quote unquote special times with RomanFlare is "normal"? How you are on your high horse and saying that "we aren't worthy" is "normal"? How cheating is "normal"?

I can't see "normal" within you. You say I'm going insane? No....you don't know anything.

IC: That's just play ground banter, however someone who claims there eyes turn black when there training is completely insane. Im gonna leave you and your shape shifting eyes alone now as your too much of a nutter to even talk to. If your eyes still continue to fuck around, contact me at www.getsomefuckinghelpyuoweirdlittlefreakbeforeisl apthetasteoutofyourmouthbitch.com

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 07:45 PM
IC: That's just play ground banter, however someone who claims there eyes turn black when there training is completely insane. Im gonna leave you and your shape shifting eyes alone now as your too much of a nutter to even talk to. If your eyes still continue to fuck around, contact me at www.getsomefuckinghelpyuoweirdlittlefreakbeforeisl apthetasteoutofyourmouthbitch.com

IC: Oh if you click on the link, you will see the full name of the site.

K-Jammin
12-16-2011, 07:53 PM
Random question, does anyone remember how awesome Resident Evil 3 was? Im playing it for the first time in like, 6 years!

Anyways, im off here now. Catch you later folks.

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 07:56 PM
Resident Evil 3=great game!

zapphoman
12-16-2011, 08:26 PM
Just wanted to come by and say hey. Going to play some Sorry with the nieces and I'll be back on after a bit.

Got your Q's Jman. I can't wait to get into it!

BTW For the magazine, there is going to be an in depth analysis of Expect the Unexpected. If anybody would like to say something about their matches or segment, send me a visitor message and I'll send some questions.

See you all later.

Rehmix
12-16-2011, 08:30 PM
Just recently got my computer back? Can someone inform me about the Supershow?

Tommy Thunder
12-16-2011, 08:34 PM
IC: *Shuriken is at his dojo, practicing his knee strikes on a dummy when suddenly he gets a sudden headache and his eyes turn black. His sudden darker self grabs the dummy and delivers a powerful knee strike that instantly destroys the dummy. His headache goes away and his eyes turn normal. When he comes to, he sees the dummy and its parts scattered.*

I'm going to rest for a bit....

IC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_L2-wFMPY&feature=related
Don't resist. Will Shuriken come out?

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 08:57 PM
IC: Don't resist. Will Shuriken come out?

IC: Is that what you want? You want me to release my darker side? Tommy I don't know how to make it clear for you but I am the same Shuriken that you knew. I am walking down the path that was in front of me. I still hold honor and value.

But the darker side....just wants to hurt people. Fragments of it was seeping out but now....it wants out.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 09:17 PM
IC: You were saying? My mental health is fine. Its another form of being is interfering with me. Something....not human.

"I feel it deep within its just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster"

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 09:23 PM
"I feel it deep within its just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster"

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/117336-28390-evil-ryu.jpg

zapphoman
12-16-2011, 09:28 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/117336-28390-evil-ryu.jpg

IC: Oh don't tell The Alpha Dog you're going to get all mellow dramatic. Like saying, "If I am to defeat EWNCW, I must defeat...MYSELF!"

OOC: Don't mind The Alpha Dog, I love where this is going!

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 09:33 PM
IC: Oh don't tell The Alpha Dog you're going to get all mellow dramatic. Like saying, "If I am to defeat EWNCW, I must defeat...MYSELF!"

OOC: Don't mind The Alpha Dog, I love where this is going!

IC: No nothing like that. The darker side has calmed down for now. Though....the darker side has no sides to be with. His lust for fighting is bigger than my spirit of competition but he won't bother us in our war. Had to go in to my mind and soul to face him. I will be fine for now.

Other than that....Mr. Xander. We have to practice our speed and teleportation! I'll start! -teleports quickly-

zapphoman
12-16-2011, 09:46 PM
IC: No nothing like that. The darker side has calmed down for now. Though....the darker side has no sides to be with. His lust for fighting is bigger than my spirit of competition but he won't bother us in our war. Had to go in to my mind and soul to face him. I will be fine for now.

Other than that....Mr. Xander. We have to practice our speed and teleportation! I'll start! -teleports quickly-

IC: Good to hear. (teleports)

OOC: The Alpha Dog is learning how to teleport. This is bad.

Rehmix
12-16-2011, 09:57 PM
so no one can tell me what is going on?

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 10:04 PM
Just recently got my computer back? Can someone inform me about the Supershow?

You can check out the shows you know :p

We are at war with the EWNCW guys.

Rehmix
12-16-2011, 10:10 PM
You can check out the shows you know :p

We are at war with the EWNCW guys.

are our shows being posted on the EWNCW thread? cause I sent a promo in last week for the show and it never went up.

Leggo
12-16-2011, 10:18 PM
are our shows being posted on the EWNCW thread? cause I sent a promo in last week for the show and it never went up.

The cross brand show hasn't been posted yet. We have a jbw show to be posted shortly which your promo will be used for... I think.

Rehmix
12-16-2011, 10:20 PM
The cross brand show hasn't been posted yet. We have a jbw show to be posted shortly which your promo will be used for... I think.

okay cause I know he wanted them in last week on friday and I thought the show was going up sometime last weekend. I just didn't now what was going on.

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 10:33 PM
I'm anxious for the Supershow coming up and the Holiday Special! :D

Gonna be great.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:14 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/117336-28390-evil-ryu.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z06LXZQwkrc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Thisnis what I as getting at

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 11:24 PM
Good song! :) Thanks for that lol

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:32 PM
Good song! :) Thanks for that lol

no problem :) it's one of the songs I like to cover

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 11:35 PM
no problem :) it's one of the songs I like to cover

You play guitar? I used to practice but it fell off of me :( I am interested in learning bass.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:40 PM
You play guitar? I used to practice but it fell off of me :( I am interested in learning bass.

yea dude acoustic and electric. I also play a bit of bass (if you can play guitar bass will come easy)

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 11:42 PM
yea dude acoustic and electric. I also play a bit of bass (if you can play guitar bass will come easy)

I would practice but I don't have a guitar. I will probably get one very soon but not now. Bass seems easy for me when I first had my hands on one.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:45 PM
I would practice but I don't have a guitar. I will probably get one very soon but not now. Bass seems easy for me when I first had my hands on one.

yea if you have the spare money go for it! and Bass like I said are the same 4 strings as the top 4 on guitar EAGD only no chords

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 11:50 PM
yea if you have the spare money go for it! and Bass like I said are the same 4 strings as the top 4 on guitar EAGD only no chords

I'll try to annoy my friend to sell me his bass lol

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:52 PM
I'll try to annoy my friend to sell me his bass lol

DO IT! hahaha

SilverGhost
12-16-2011, 11:53 PM
DO IT! hahaha

I will soon! xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto

Easy bass here lol

HolyJose2391
12-16-2011, 11:54 PM
I will soon! xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto

Easy bass here lol

Nice! man I miss that show

HolyJose2391
12-17-2011, 12:03 AM
also I'd like to wish THEKEVINBRAND a Happy Birthday!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 12:06 AM
I want Supershow to come up :(

Oh well....

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/103/9/7/Resident_Evil_3___Nemesis_by_Reimaru.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 12:17 AM
I'm beginning work on "The JBW Holiday Special" (CODENAME) tonight and continuing work on the RedRuM stuff. Anyone who needs any promos from me for anything, PM me... I'm hot and heavy with work and everything in between... Thanks!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 12:21 AM
Awesome! I can't wait to see the Holiday Special! :)

It is a very solid card!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 12:49 AM
With this post.....I reclaim as the top poster in EWN lol

HolyJose2391
12-17-2011, 12:57 AM
With this post.....I reclaim as the top poster in EWN lol

You passed Bodom?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 01:12 AM
I'm just about 300 posts away from being the number one guy on the JBW board lol. :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 01:13 AM
Also, the "JBW HOLIDAY SPECIAL" (CODENAME) is coming along fantastically!!! :) I'm VERY proud of it. Very proud of it so far indeed!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 01:15 AM
You passed Bodom?

Check the list bro lol

HolyJose2391
12-17-2011, 01:18 AM
Check the list bro lol

Took you awhile huh?

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 01:20 AM
Took you awhile huh?

I was the very 1st until I had internet problems.

HolyJose2391
12-17-2011, 01:21 AM
I was the very 1st until I had internet problems.

Oh damn we'll congratulations!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 01:27 AM
Oh damn we'll congratulations!

Meh lol yeah it took a while xD

Krysys
12-17-2011, 01:32 AM
Meh lol yeah it took a while xD

Congrats SG.

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 01:34 AM
Congrats SG.

Thanks! :)

Well nothing changes really.

Krysys
12-17-2011, 01:36 AM
Thanks! :)

Well nothing changes really.

True, but its still pretty cool.

Kashdinero
12-17-2011, 01:45 AM
Well done, SG!!!!

You little post slag!!!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 02:11 AM
I'll drink to my small accomplishment later lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 03:52 AM
Just a quick frame of reference here. I woke up yesterday (Thursday) at 11am (EST).... I worked from 3pm-7am today. (Friday) When I left work at 7am, I never went to bed. Instead I had a SHIT TON of errands to run which involved a 44oz of WAWA Iced Coffee (French Vanilla), 2 Java Monster (Mean Bean) and 1 Monster Juice.... I'm now getting ready to lay down and hopefully be asleep by 6pm (EST)... just to wake up at 10pm (EST)... 4 hours... just to go to work for 12 hours.... FUCK IT ALL, FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!! DON'T BELONG, DON'T EXIST, DON'T GIVE A SHIT... DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!

*Ahem*... Slipknot... GN! Be back by like, 12am (EST) TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL!!!!!!! O_o

Nowhere near remember writing this haha. I must have been TIRED!!

RomanFlare
12-17-2011, 03:54 AM
Nowhere near remember writing this haha. I must have been TIRED!!

IC: *runs in, smacks Redrum with a chair, and runs away* TAG, YOU'RE IT!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 03:56 AM
Nowhere near remember writing this haha. I must have been TIRED!!

http://5493-planetmc.voxcdn.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1141/jsndfakf_624181.jpg

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 03:58 AM
IC: *runs in, smacks Redrum with a chair, and runs away* TAG, YOU'RE IT!

IC: *catches RomanFlare, gives him a German Suplex, picks him up and puts him in a chokehold*

RomanFlare
12-17-2011, 04:04 AM
IC: *catches RomanFlare, gives him a German Suplex, picks him up and puts him in a chokehold*

IC: HUBHSDFASHSGHSF.

Translation: Technique #763: DEADLY WIND.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 04:44 AM
This "JBW Holiday Special" is kicking SO MUCH ASS!! :) Can't wait for you all to see it on Christmas Eve!!

SilverGhost
12-17-2011, 04:49 AM
Post it now and Save_Us.R(ob)

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-17-2011, 05:15 AM
Post it now and Save_Us.R(ob)

SEVEN DAYS to wait!! :)

K-Jammin
12-17-2011, 05:24 AM
I want Supershow to come up :(

Oh well....

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/103/9/7/Resident_Evil_3___Nemesis_by_Reimaru.jpg

I had just calmed down from being pissed off at that game, and now you bought all the memories of me failing flooding back :(