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HeelTurn
12-11-2011, 05:10 PM
Fresh off the presses:

Haha funny stuff

Gotta love the weird tangents Jabesters go on

THEKEVINBRAND
12-11-2011, 05:18 PM
It's better than the custom jman title belt...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO39muZA4E91QZfDINfQ7ycxXfnKTFC za3qYpe8Ae7WCNamqof

looks legit to me

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 07:38 PM
Just got done reading the EWNCW Supershow... The Sandman is on everyone's mouth... wow. *Brushes dirt off his shoulder.* ;) Dammit R(ob) I did a whole RedBum tirade earlier and you didn't even say anything about it. *wimpers and goes to the corner to sulk*

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 07:47 PM
Dammit R(ob) I did a whole RedBum tirade earlier and you didn't even say anything about it. *wimpers and goes to the corner to sulk*

*pats your back* Its ok. Rob is a meany head poopy pants.

AreYaSerious
12-11-2011, 07:49 PM
*pats your back* Its ok. Rob is a meany head poopy pants.

I Roflmao'd at this

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 07:50 PM
*pats your back* Its ok. Rob is a meany head poopy pants. I know :( I was gunna tell him somethin' really good and great but now I ain't gunna *crosses arms and herumphs off*

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 07:52 PM
I Roflmao'd at this

Lol why?


I know :( I was gunna tell him somethin' really good and great but now I ain't gunna *crosses arms and herumphs off*

*messes up your hair and gives you candy* Run along now.

AreYaSerious
12-11-2011, 07:53 PM
Lol why?



*messes up your hair and gives you candy* Run along now.

Poot Hair's temper tantrums lmao. I don't know. Hard to explain.

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 07:56 PM
Poot Hair's temper tantrums lmao. I don't know. Hard to explain.

The trick in handling a kid is to be nice.....and then beat him.

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 07:59 PM
Poot Hair's temper tantrums lmao. I don't know. Hard to explain. *Crappie flops all over the ground whilst crying and kicking and screaming* Whatchew talkin' bout temper tantrums Herumph!! :-P


Lol why?



*messes up your hair and gives you candy* Run along now. OOOooOooOoOhhhhhhh candy!! *skips off leaving a trail of urine behind him*

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 08:01 PM
The trick in handling a kid is to be nice.....and then beat him. You do realize I'm 25 right? That and I've had 7 years of Marine training with 3 active combat tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan..Just sayin' :D

AreYaSerious
12-11-2011, 08:04 PM
You do realize I'm 25 right? That and I've had 7 years of Marine training with 3 active combat tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan..Just sayin' :D

That's outside EWN, in EWN he is poothair, one of the funniest guys on EWN.

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 08:08 PM
That's outside EWN, in EWN he is poothair, one of the funniest guys on EWN. And with that being said *goes back to rubbing his nutsack all over Romanflare's retainer and KevinBrand's toothbrush*

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 08:09 PM
You do realize I'm 25 right? That and I've had 7 years of Marine training with 3 active combat tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan..Just sayin' :D

As I said....be nice then take off that belt and beat him xD

Poot-Hair
12-11-2011, 08:16 PM
As I said....be nice then take off that belt and beat him xD mmmmm punching babies. I've always had a fantasy about slapping a small child. Just randomly walk by a kid in wal-mart and SLAP!! then walk off calmly like nothing happened

RomanFlare
12-11-2011, 08:18 PM
*flashes* Like what you see?

AreYaSerious
12-11-2011, 08:22 PM
mmmmm punching babies. I've always had a fantasy about slapping a small child. Just randomly walk by a kid in wal-mart and SLAP!! then walk off calmly like nothing happened

Hmm... I gotta try this..

HolyJose2391
12-11-2011, 09:05 PM
Just stole the show at a talent show! 'twas a fun show for the church :)

samoan619
12-11-2011, 09:39 PM
Just stole the show at a talent show! 'twas a fun show for the church :)

IC: That's because you used a wet t-shirt for your talent!!

OOC: Rock on Jose!!!

HolyJose2391
12-11-2011, 09:44 PM
IC: That's because you used a wet t-shirt for your talent!!

OOC: Rock on Jose!!!

IC: not my fault I'm that sexy

OOC: lol yea it was fun i was suppose to just play guitar while my friend sang but he told me yesterday he was nervous and felt he couldn't do it and I told him it'd be okay, plus it's our church youth group IMO the best supportive envoirnmemt to through stage freight, and today he tells me he was sick and I ended up singing and playing at last minute. I love live performances lol

samoan619
12-11-2011, 09:49 PM
IC: not my fault I'm that sexy

OOC: lol yea it was fun i was suppose to just play guitar while my friend sang but he told me yesterday he was nervous and felt he couldn't do it and I told him it'd be okay, plus it's our church youth group IMO the best supportive envoirnmemt to through stage freight, and today he tells me he was sick and I ended up singing and playing at last minute. I love live performances lol

Yup I love performing live too.. Im glad you got to showcase what you got and had fun.. Your friend missed out, but you hit it out the park.. Gotta applaud that..

Shameless plug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOdhh8G4LMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PNy-FQ7-Q4

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 09:55 PM
There goes Young Sau :cool:

The coolest guy in SD lol

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 11:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VccDKhXPa8A

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 11:43 PM
JBW is on hold. Please hold and thank you for your patience.

*annoying song in the background.....NAH!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga1WAHn0dK0&list=LLqQ8ArzB_7SPbBcnDosRS5w&index=2&feature=plpp_video

samoan619
12-11-2011, 11:45 PM
There goes Young Sau :cool:

The coolest guy in SD lol

#Salute to the Shuriken, I cant wait for the Supershow..

SilverGhost
12-11-2011, 11:49 PM
#Salute to the Shuriken, I cant wait for the Supershow..

Lol yeah same here. Kashy D was like "Hey...I NEED A PROMO ASAP!" and I was like "Ok" XD

SilverGhost
12-12-2011, 12:16 AM
For you Pokemon fans here! Caution: Its very cute!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vidMsubS3DE&feature=related

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 01:45 AM
For you Pokemon fans here! Caution: Its very cute!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vidMsubS3DE&feature=related

Awesome!
^_^

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 02:55 AM
Ladies and mostly Gentlemen here at JBW Wrestling. I have some important news that is completely unrelated to the e-fed wrestling scene. I just found out that I am going to be a daddy!! My girl tested just about an hour ago and it was a definite positive. We then rushed to Wal-Mart and bought the most expensive tests they had and came home and tested again. The second line was faint on the test but it was definitely there!! We have one more test to take in the morning just to be sure and we're making the doctor's appointment first thing!!

SilverGhost
12-12-2011, 02:57 AM
Ladies and mostly Gentlemen here at JBW Wrestling. I have some important news that is completely unrelated to the e-fed wrestling scene. I just found out that I am going to be a daddy!! My girl tested just about an hour ago and it was a definite positive. We then rushed to Wal-Mart and bought the most expensive tests they had and came home and tested again. The second line was faint on the test but it was definitely there!! We have one more test to take in the morning just to be sure and we're making the doctor's appointment first thing!!

WOO!!!! Congrats DADDY POOT-HAIR! Great news!

Leggo
12-12-2011, 02:58 AM
Ladies and mostly Gentlemen here at JBW Wrestling. I have some important news that is completely unrelated to the e-fed wrestling scene. I just found out that I am going to be a daddy!! My girl tested just about an hour ago and it was a definite positive. We then rushed to Wal-Mart and bought the most expensive tests they had and came home and tested again. The second line was faint on the test but it was definitely there!! We have one more test to take in the morning just to be sure and we're making the doctor's appointment first thing!!

CONGRATULATIONS DUDE!

Really pleased for you. Bit of good news always cheers me up. Really made up for you chief.

Will it be your first?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 03:00 AM
Dammit R(ob) I did a whole RedBum tirade earlier and you didn't even say anything about it. *wimpers and goes to the corner to sulk*

I totally responded to you. Maybe you need to go back and read, eh? It was right when the SHOWDOWN! PPV aired and Carlin stabbed RedRuM.

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 03:00 AM
Ladies and mostly Gentlemen here at JBW Wrestling. I have some important news that is completely unrelated to the e-fed wrestling scene. I just found out that I am going to be a daddy!! My girl tested just about an hour ago and it was a definite positive. We then rushed to Wal-Mart and bought the most expensive tests they had and came home and tested again. The second line was faint on the test but it was definitely there!! We have one more test to take in the morning just to be sure and we're making the doctor's appointment first thing!!

Congratulations bud!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 03:02 AM
ladies and mostly gentlemen here at jbw wrestling. I have some important news that is completely unrelated to the e-fed wrestling scene. I just found out that i am going to be a daddy!! My girl tested just about an hour ago and it was a definite positive. We then rushed to wal-mart and bought the most expensive tests they had and came home and tested again. The second line was faint on the test but it was definitely there!! We have one more test to take in the morning just to be sure and we're making the doctor's appointment first thing!!

congratulations my dude!!!!!!! :)

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 03:02 AM
CONGRATULATIONS DUDE!

Really pleased for you. Bit of good news always cheers me up. Really made up for you chief.

Will it be your first? Yeah it's my first!! I'm like hyperventilating right now lol

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 03:05 AM
IC (as RedBum): *Digs in his ass and rubs his buttpaste all over Romanflare's toothbrush* Muh asshole itches NIGGA!!! You eva' haff to scratch yo' butt crease wif a rusted fork, I HAVE!! I got tetnis from dat shit nigga!! Dat's lockjaw fo' yo' uneducated asses. Now leaf me alone so I can finish muh business wif dipshit'sk toofbrush *sticks whole bristle of toothbrush up and down his asscrack*

IC (as RedBum): As far as dat ingrate ass nigga RedRum is concerned, he don't want none of dis shit. I'lls go all tard strong on his ass an' shit. I'LL STAB HIS ASS WIF A BUTTERKNIFE!!! I'll take a runny shit on a napkin an' slap his black ass in the mouf wif it. May help wif dat nigga's mouf stink. This was my OTHER tirade from earlier R(ob) lol

Leggo
12-12-2011, 03:16 AM
Yeah it's my first!! I'm like hyperventilating right now lol

Hey Poot buddy... You got all this to come man!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7ti-jPjH4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I LMFAO at the farting talc powder! Hahaha!

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 03:23 AM
Hey Poot buddy... You got all this to come man!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7ti-jPjH4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I LMFAO at the farting talc powder! Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG dude me and my girl are sitting here watching this video and she said "that is so you when you change a diaper" LOL!! The Talc powder cracked me up the hardest cause the dude was leaning down into it. That and the guy in the full hazmat suit changing the diaper lol

Leggo
12-12-2011, 03:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG dude me and my girl are sitting here watching this video and she said "that is so you when you change a diaper" LOL!! The Talc powder cracked me up the hardest cause the dude was leaning down into it. That and the guy in the full hazmat suit changing the diaper lol

Lmao! Hahaha!

I've got three kids and changing nappies (diapers) is fun! The amount of times I've changed a nappy and the little ankle biter peed on me. A real squirt like... Man they can get some distance. Another good one, is when you have nice clean work clothes on. You get to work, and somebody says "hey man, what's that on your back?"... You trace back and remember you had one little hug before leaving... And the lil man puked on me! Lol

Oh, I can't wait for the stories. Say congrats to Mrs Poot too.

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 03:36 AM
Lmao! Hahaha!

I've got three kids and changing nappies (diapers) is fun! The amount of times I've changed a nappy and the little ankle biter peed on me. A real squirt like... Man they can get some distance. Another good one, is when you have nice clean work clothes on. You get to work, and somebody says "hey man, what's that on your back?"... You trace back and remember you had one little hug before leaving... And the lil man puked on me! Lol

Oh, I can't wait for the stories. Say congrats to Mrs Poot too. Well she's not the "Mrs" Poot per say. The actual Mrs. was a cheating whore that took nearly every penny I had while I was in Iraq and spent it on another guy she was fucking. I have a girlfriend, Wendy, whom will most likely be the future Mrs and she is one of the most understanding women I have ever met. She accepts me for my obvious disabilities and loves me for who I am. I am truly blessed right now

Leggo
12-12-2011, 03:46 AM
Well she's not the "Mrs" Poot per say. The actual Mrs. was a cheating whore that took nearly every penny I had while I was in Iraq and spent it on another guy she was fucking. I have a girlfriend, Wendy, whom will most likely be the future Mrs and she is one of the most understanding women I have ever met. She accepts me for my obvious disabilities and loves me for who I am. I am truly blessed right now

It's just an English thing... Regardless if you're married or not. We just put Mrs in front of the name and it basically means shes your woman. Lol

Really happy for you both bruv... It's gonna be a good Xmas in the poot household!

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 04:03 AM
It's just an British thing... Regardless if you're married or not. We just put Mrs in front of the name and it basically means shes your woman. Lol

Really happy for you both bruv... It's gonna be a good Xmas in the poot household!

Fixed for accuracy ;)

CGBigMan
12-12-2011, 04:08 AM
Is there a show today

Leggo
12-12-2011, 04:09 AM
Fixed for accuracy ;)

Yeah, ok see your point bruv. I always say I'm English (not British) that's all. Lol

Leggo
12-12-2011, 04:10 AM
Is there a show today

We are awaiting a Supershow. When it's posted IDK. KD is prolly waiting on some promos.

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 04:11 AM
Yeah, ok see your point bruv. I always say I'm English (not British) that's all. Lol

That's fair enough. I always say I'm Welsh too ha!

And I'll echo CG's query. Where's your Supershow?!?!

CGBigMan
12-12-2011, 04:13 AM
And i always say im Scottish:D
(and therefore more awesome)
lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 04:24 AM
We are awaiting a Supershow. When it's posted IDK. KD is prolly waiting on some promos.

Nah dude, from what I know everything's done. He's just got to get everything colored and arranged.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 04:45 AM
One of the best promo's of all time is being created behind the curtains right now... I highly suggest people read SHOWDOWN! on Friday lol.

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 05:41 AM
One of the best promo's of all time is being created behind the curtains right now... I highly suggest people read SHOWDOWN! on Friday lol. HAHA!! That had to be one of the funnest promo's I have done in a long ass time! It's going to be one helluva read for people so make sure you check it out!

Kashdinero
12-12-2011, 05:55 AM
I'm an Englishman living under a British regime... Just saying, innit.

Anyway... Uhhh... Like, this SUPERSHOW is the last JBW show until this war kicks off in a BIG way, SOOOO, NOOOO SD! this week.

I should be posting the show either today, or tomorrow :)

Just on the train going home, and I'll be trying to finish as much as possible, but, without Straights around, things are a little overwhelming at the moment. Super massive props to my team for getting what they needed to do, but I'm still doing, like, twice as much as I would normally have to be doing.

I hope you all understand what a mission it is to get these SUPERSHOWS done, and appreciate the monumental effort that goes into each one.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 06:02 AM
I'm an Englishman living under a British regime... Just saying, innit.

Anyway... Uhhh... Like, this SUPERSHOW is the last JBW show until this war kicks off in a BIG way, SOOOO, NOOOO SD! this week.

I should be posting the show either today, or tomorrow :)

Just on the train going home, and I'll be trying to finish as much as possible, but, without Straights around, things are a little overwhelming at the moment. Super massive props to my team for getting what they needed to do, but I'm still doing, like, twice as much as I would normally have to be doing.

I hope you all understand what a mission it is to get these SUPERSHOWS done, and appreciate the monumental effort that goes into each one.

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k552/Rated_RobKO/life-jimmylongleg-sexy-demotivational-posters-1319656936.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 06:36 AM
http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k552/Rated_RobKO/life-jimmylongleg-sexy-demotivational-posters-1319656936.jpg

The funny thing is, I came back here to check on the thread and when I saw this picture someone said over the radio "I need my back door open for milk." LOL! It was greatness to me so, I had to share it. It fit SOOOOOO perfectly too!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 06:45 AM
Shift change. Be back later... hopefully the boards will be more lively.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-12-2011, 06:47 AM
I'll be out all day finishing up school exams before vacation for three weeks :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 09:07 AM
Here's a video of me torturing my son while were out searching for a tree a few days ago. Enjoy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVWoKv3nv2k

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 09:29 AM
Poot my man! Congratulations on the baby! Truly is a blessing!

SilverGhost
12-12-2011, 11:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnF8Fx3oiHo&list=LLqQ8ArzB_7SPbBcnDosRS5w&index=2&feature=plpp_video

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 12:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlmV9A-s&feature=g-user

thejman93
12-12-2011, 12:43 PM
Annnndddd, I'm back.

Needed a day away from the e-fed biz before we start "The War". Sat around all day yesterday and watched football. Good shit.

Congrats to my man Poot on becoming a dad.

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 12:52 PM
Annnndddd, I'm back.

Needed a day away from the e-fed biz before we start "The War". Sat around all day yesterday and watched football. Good shit.

Congrats to my man Poot on becoming a dad.

Welcome back, Jumpman. Hopefully you won't mind that I let Lenny use your lockerroom while you were away. He really just wanted to take a shower for once.

thejman93
12-12-2011, 12:58 PM
Welcome back, Jumpman. Hopefully you won't mind that I let Lenny use your lockerroom while you were away. He really just wanted to take a shower for once.

Lenny's back?!

That right there makes up for anything he did to my locker room.

Lenny Lightning>Tommy Thunder.

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 01:04 PM
Lenny's back?!

That right there makes up for anything he did to my locker room.

Lenny Lightning>Tommy Thunder.

Lenny never left--he just got Zack Ryder'd. Now, if there is a HUGE following and demand by the viewers...

thejman93
12-12-2011, 01:11 PM
Lenny never left--he just got Zack Ryder'd. Now, if there is a HUGE following and demand by the viewers...

How could there not be?

He's a legend.

Robareid
12-12-2011, 01:26 PM
Het Jabe, it's been a while. Did I hear Sandy showed up at yet another 'CW event? Or am I just spouting bullshit?

thejman93
12-12-2011, 01:30 PM
Het Jabe, it's been a while. Did I hear Sandy showed up at yet another 'CW event? Or am I just spouting bullshit?

Matthews was at their Supershow the other day.

thejman93
12-12-2011, 01:38 PM
Oh, I know, like, nobody did this last time but PM me if you have any questions for zapph's shoot.

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 01:44 PM
How could there not be?

He's a legend.

Lenny>HolyJose :)

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 01:45 PM
Oh, I know, like, nobody did this last time but PM me if you have any questions for zapph's shoot.

When the hell is my shoot jman?!?!

I'll pm you some questions for zapph though as im bored

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 01:46 PM
Ooo I'd love to shoot :) lol

BlackFalcon
12-12-2011, 01:57 PM
Oh, I know, like, nobody did this last time but PM me if you have any questions for zapph's shoot.

Wait, what this for? The magazine, the show, what?

thejman93
12-12-2011, 02:15 PM
When the hell is my shoot jman?!?!

I'll pm you some questions for zapph though as im bored

Yours was supposed to be this month but Kash told me I was interviewing zapph. Don't shoot the messenger bruv.

And yeah, ask as many as you want.


Ooo I'd love to shoot :) lol

I have a bunch of people I want to interview dude, your one of 'em.


Wait, what this for? The magazine, the show, what?

The mag.

Rehmix
12-12-2011, 02:39 PM
I know I'm late but, three PPVs? This should be epic!

AreYaSerious
12-12-2011, 02:41 PM
Yours was supposed to be this month but Kash told me I was interviewing zapph. Don't shoot the messenger bruv.

And yeah, ask as many as you want.




I have a bunch of people I want to interview dude, your one of 'em.



The mag.

If you don't mind me asking, who else i on the list to be interviewed?

thejman93
12-12-2011, 02:48 PM
If you don't mind me asking, who else i on the list to be interviewed?

I wanna get to everybody eventually. On the short list right now though:

K-Jamm
Holy,
Thunder (Don't know if he'd be willing but I think he would)
Rome
Sau

AreYaSerious
12-12-2011, 02:57 PM
I wanna get to everybody eventually. On the short list right now though:

K-Jamm
Holy,
Thunder (Don't know if he'd be willing but I think he would)
Rome
Sau

Sweet, sounds like you'll be busy.

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 03:16 PM
I wanna get to everybody eventually. On the short list right now though:

K-Jamm
Holy,
Thunder (Don't know if he'd be willing but I think he would)
Rome
Sau

Aboot what?

68wPayne
12-12-2011, 03:16 PM
Trying to catch up cause this damn thread moves too fast lol. Congrats to Poot Hair, welcome to the Daddy Club. Lenny Ray toasts a Natty in your honor sir

thejman93
12-12-2011, 03:20 PM
Aboot what?

Your time in creative/running SD
K-Flare
R(ob)
Anything really.

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 03:31 PM
Your time in creative/running SD
K-Flare
R(ob)
Anything really.

Interesting...

thejman93
12-12-2011, 03:32 PM
Interesting...

Interesting indeed...

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-12-2011, 03:41 PM
Interesting indeed...

Like the texture of poop.

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 03:57 PM
Yours was supposed to be this month but Kash told me I was interviewing zapph. Don't shoot the messenger bruv.

And yeah, ask as many as you want.



I have a bunch of people I want to interview dude, your one of 'em.



The mag.

Awesome dude should be fun also I read your original post wrong lol

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:24 PM
Any word on when the next Supershow is being posted?

Leggo
12-12-2011, 04:31 PM
Any word on when the next Supershow is being posted?

I spoke to the gaffer this morning, and I think maybe tomorrow or Wednesday.

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 04:31 PM
Any word on when the next Supershow is being posted?

Judging by what Kash said I want to say within the next 10 to 24 hours? Yea I'll go with that

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:34 PM
laaaaaaaaaaaaaavly!

BodomInvader
12-12-2011, 04:39 PM
laaaaaaaaaaaaaavly!

Your sig picture is too much for my Bodom powers!

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:42 PM
Your sig picture is too much for my Bodom powers!

I know buddy, today's the first day I've been able to look at it without exploding

Shining Light
12-12-2011, 04:43 PM
I bought Mrs Future Light's Christmas present today...

Regardless to say it's gonna set me back quite a bit, but it's a nice ring lol :)

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:49 PM
I bought Mrs Future Light's Christmas present today...

Regardless to say it's gonna set me back quite a bit, but it's a nice ring lol :)

Mehh girl's are SO expensive to buy for! I've spent £60 on the girl im seeing ( which is alot for me as I never usually spend that much on anyone else ), and she's not even my actual frickin' girlfriend!

But she's spent loads on me, so I felt guilty

and she hypnotises me with her bum so I can't say no, I mean like, wow...

Leggo
12-12-2011, 04:53 PM
Mehh girl's are SO expensive to buy for! I've spent £60 on the girl im seeing ( which is alot for me as I never usually spend that much on anyone else ), and she's not even my actual frickin' girlfriend!

But she's spent loads on me, so I felt guilty

and she hypnotises me with her bum so I can't say no, I mean like, wow...

Me thinks Kjam is in love! Lol

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:54 PM
Me thinks Kjam is in love! Lol

I'll tell you after tomorrow night ;)

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Mehh girl's are SO expensive to buy for! I've spent £60 on the girl im seeing ( which is alot for me as I never usually spend that much on anyone else ), and she's not even my actual frickin' girlfriend!

But she's spent loads on me, so I felt guilty

and she hypnotises me with her bum so I can't say no, I mean like, wow...

Spent $120 on ONE concert ticket for this one girl I'm no even dating her I spent $250 total for te concert she doesn't like the band she want to just go with me so I'm assuming she's into me

Poot-Hair
12-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Guys when you all see the RedRuM vs. RedBuM conversations coming up you all are going to shit. I was lol'ing the whole time while doing it and I'm sure R(ob) was doing the same lol. IT'S A MUST READ!!

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 04:58 PM
Spent $120 on ONE concert ticket for this one girl I'm no even dating her I spent $250 total for te concert she doesn't like the band she want to just go with me so I'm assuming she's into me

I'm guessing Backstreet Boys? xD

Leggo
12-12-2011, 04:58 PM
I'll tell you after tomorrow night ;)

Why? Is it down on one knee time... Or are you saying those special words that women want to hear... Elephant juice. Lol!

Shining Light
12-12-2011, 04:59 PM
Mehh girl's are SO expensive to buy for! I've spent £60 on the girl im seeing ( which is alot for me as I never usually spend that much on anyone else ), and she's not even my actual frickin' girlfriend!

But she's spent loads on me, so I felt guilty

and she hypnotises me with her bum so I can't say no, I mean like, wow...

Then casually explain to her that the £60 gift is part of a two - part gift... the other is you tapping that arse ;)

AreYaSerious
12-12-2011, 05:01 PM
I bought Mrs Future Light's Christmas present today...

Regardless to say it's gonna set me back quite a bit, but it's a nice ring lol :)


Congrats brother

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 05:04 PM
Why? Is it down on one knee time... Or are you saying those special words that women want to hear... Elephant juice. Lol!

Whoa whoa whoa easy there Leggs lol!

I meant because it's the first time she's coming round mine, I've always had to go round hers and her parents are always in so we couldn't ... you know ... bond as much as I'd like us to ;)

So she's coming over to my flat, and im cooking her my speciality, a tin of soup ;) No one opens the tin and stirs the soup like I do, it's magical!

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 05:04 PM
Then casually explain to her that the £60 gift is part of a two - part gift... the other is you tapping that arse ;)

You know it brother ;)

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 05:06 PM
I wanna get to everybody eventually. On the short list right now though:

K-Jamm
Holy,
Thunder (Don't know if he'd be willing but I think he would)
Rome
Sau

Broc's asked me about doing it, and I'd more than happy to do it.

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 05:11 PM
Broc's asked me about doing it, and I'd more than happy to do it.

TT and Rome -- The Throwdown in Print! Who's sleeping with who's sister? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EDITION OF JBW MAGAZINE!

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 05:13 PM
Whoa whoa whoa easy there Leggs lol!

I meant because it's the first time she's coming round mine, I've always had to go round hers and her parents are always in so we couldn't ... you know ... bond as much as I'd like us to ;)

So she's coming over to my flat, and im cooking her my speciality, a tin of soup ;) No one opens the tin and stirs the soup like I do, it's magical!

Pics or it didn't happen and by pics I mean the tin of soup :p

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 05:14 PM
Pics or it didn't happen and by pics I mean the tin of soup :p

I don't even think you could handle a picture of my soup Jose, it's that special!

Broc
12-12-2011, 05:15 PM
TT and Rome -- The Throwdown in Print! Who's sleeping with who's sister? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EDITION OF JBW MAGAZINE!

this reminds me, on an episode of Dynasty, Dave Sullivan once beat up Tommy Thunder's dad

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 05:18 PM
I don't even think you could handle a picture of my soup Jose, it's that special!
Oh I know I can handle it!

this reminds me, on an episode of Dynasty, Dave Sullivan once beat up Tommy Thunder's dad

I thought I that episode too!

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:39 PM
So yeah, Tommy is definitely the shoot interviewee in January.

Broc
12-12-2011, 06:40 PM
So yeah, Tommy is definitely the shoot interviewee in January.

speaking of that, Sully will be doing the shoot this time for HWA

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:42 PM
speaking of that, Sully will be doing the shoot this time for HWA

O_o

Knowing Sully, that's bound to be fun.

Once again kids, send your shoot questions for zapph to my inbox.

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 06:45 PM
Whatever happened to the R(ob) shoot? I know he never left (thank God! Or Cthulu) but I wanted to read that

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:47 PM
Whatever happened to the R(ob) shoot? I know he never left (thank God! Or Cthulu) but I wanted to read that

Ummm...Holy...buddy...pal...

You can read it.

We used it as a part of New Horizons.

K-Jammin
12-12-2011, 06:47 PM
So yeah, Tommy is definitely the shoot interviewee in January.

* Pulls a sick sadistic evil face towards jman *

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:50 PM
* Pulls a sick sadistic evil face towards jman *

February bruv.

You and Romes together.

Sound good?

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 06:52 PM
Ummm...Holy...buddy...pal...

You can read it.

We used it as a part of New Horizons.

The fuck?!? Why don't I remember this?

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 06:53 PM
February bruv.

You and Romes together.

Sound good?

March?????

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:54 PM
The fuck?!? Why don't I remember this?

Because you only read the parts of the show you were involved in? :D:p

thejman93
12-12-2011, 06:55 PM
March?????

March...:)

zapphoman
12-12-2011, 06:57 PM
About the magazine, send your worst everybody. I want the tough questions.

@mag staff- PM soon to come!

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 06:57 PM
Because you only read the parts of the show you were involved in? :D:p

Who the fuck do you think I am Kev?lol

aloisick
12-12-2011, 07:00 PM
Who the fuck do you think I am Kev?lol

no comment last time i said something about that some one who mention (cough cough bolded cough cough part) i got the shit torn from my arse

thejman93
12-12-2011, 07:01 PM
Who the fuck do you think I am Kev?lol

lol


no comment last time i said something about that some one who mention (cough cough bolded cough cough part) i got the shit torn from my arse

Double lol

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 07:02 PM
no comment last time i said something about that some one who mention (cough cough bolded cough cough part) i got the shit torn from my arse

Meh he'll know I'm just joking

Enforcer23
12-12-2011, 07:06 PM
hey guys just thought id let ya know that i wont be in JBW anymore sau id like you to cut my guy

now the reason being is that im busy with life and other stuff that i just havint really got the time nor intrest to keep this going now i dont know if ill be back one day but as of now im going

thanks to kash, dubs, SES, R(OB), Sau and all the JBW crew for the past 4 months or so...now i proble wont even be on the forums that much either SOO sorry to Sau that i wont beable to do this weeks showdown...

K CYA BOYS! ;)

aloisick
12-12-2011, 07:06 PM
lol



Double lol

motion passed

thejman93
12-12-2011, 07:09 PM
hey guys just thought id let ya know that i wont be in JBW anymore sau id like you to cut my guy

now the reason being is that im busy with life and other stuff that i just havint really got the time nor intrest to keep this going now i dont know if ill be back one day but as of now im going

thanks to kash, dubs, SES, R(OB), Sau and all the JBW crew for the past 4 months or so...now i proble wont even be on the forums that much either SOO sorry to Sau that i wont beable to do this weeks showdown...

K CYA BOYS! ;)

That sucks.

Kiddson and May both gone. Oh, how things change.

Good luck to ya man.

aloisick
12-12-2011, 07:15 PM
That sucks.

Kiddson and May both gone. Oh, how things change.

Good luck to ya man.

my sentiments exactly

good luck bro hope to see you again sometime in the future

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 07:20 PM
hey guys just thought id let ya know that i wont be in JBW anymore sau id like you to cut my guy

now the reason being is that im busy with life and other stuff that i just havint really got the time nor intrest to keep this going now i dont know if ill be back one day but as of now im going

thanks to kash, dubs, SES, R(OB), Sau and all the JBW crew for the past 4 months or so...now i proble wont even be on the forums that much either SOO sorry to Sau that i wont beable to do this weeks showdown...

K CYA BOYS! ;)

Been an honor would have loved to have seen a math between us!

thejman93
12-12-2011, 07:23 PM
Been an honor would have loved to have seen a math between us!

Derp. :D

lol. :D

Broc
12-12-2011, 07:26 PM
Derp. :D

lol. :D

lol, I knew I wasn't the only one who saw that

HolyJose + Daniel May = Gold

there's the "math"

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 07:29 PM
So yeah, Tommy is definitely the shoot interviewee in January.

I can't wait! Straight shooting from the hip!!
Am I right in thinking that I can chose the interviewer myself?

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 07:30 PM
Derp. :D

lol. :D

Stop it don't make fun of lithp (lisp) lol

thejman93
12-12-2011, 07:40 PM
I can't wait! Straight shooting from the hip!!
Am I right in thinking that I can chose the interviewer myself?

Sure you can.

Hell, I think Kash might be the perfect guy.

Tommy Thunder
12-12-2011, 07:54 PM
Sure you can.

Hell, I think Kash might be the perfect guy.

One step ahead of ya! Already asked him a few days ago lol!

thejman93
12-12-2011, 07:56 PM
One step ahead of ya! Already asked him a few days ago lol!

That'll be fucking incredible!

Oh, and I guess since I now have nobody to interview next month, K-Jamm and Holy both get bumped up.

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 08:04 PM
That'll be fucking incredible!

Oh, and I guess since I now have nobody to interview next month, K-Jamm and Holy both get bumped up.

Yay! February!

SilverGhost
12-12-2011, 10:48 PM
Supershow please!

zapphoman
12-12-2011, 11:12 PM
(The Alpha Dog walks in...sees nobody around...pulls out his phone)

IC: Get deadmau5! The Alpha Dog has a party to start!

Broc
12-12-2011, 11:12 PM
Supershow please!

I agree with this, well said...

but it's your fault it's not posted yet :D

HolyJose2391
12-12-2011, 11:21 PM
(The Alpha Dog walks in...sees nobody around...pulls out his phone)

IC: Get deadmau5! The Alpha Dog has a party to start!

IC: I'd rather have DJ AM

OOC: RIP DJ AM

RomanFlare
12-12-2011, 11:40 PM
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!
Super dragon!

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 01:10 AM
*waits patiently for the Supershow*

Rehmix
12-13-2011, 01:17 AM
Ic:Well at least I know I'll finally get mentioned in an interview if Jose is getting interviewed

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 01:21 AM
Ic:Well at least I know I'll finally get mentioned in an interview if Jose is getting interviewed

IC: now the question is will it be a good or bad thing?

Rehmix
12-13-2011, 02:03 AM
IC: now the question is will it be a good or bad thing?

Ic: no talk is bad talk.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 02:37 AM
AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! Slowest. Night. EVER!!! I've had two JAVA MONSTER drinks (Don't know what they are, look 'em up lol.), it's my Friday at work, I haven't seen RAW yet, I need to piss (not be pissed on.) and I have like four runs to do before the damn night's over... not to mention, people are demanding the SuperShow....

Ka$h has been very busy lately, he's working longer hours which is putting more stress on him. I've offered to help but, Ka$h is a man of awesomeness and tries to move mountains alone. We both do. We butt heads a lot but, we're like the perfect fucking team. Chocolate and Peanut Butter. So please, be patient and give the man some time. Thanks!

Also, there's a story as to how I got to stay here on eWN and how all of that came about... maybe I'll get to do another shoot interview to explain all of that and to explain everything else that's been going on. I know you guys know I'm still creative but... do you know what I do? Hmmmmmm... *scratches epic beard.*

aloisick
12-13-2011, 03:08 AM
AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! Slowest. Night. EVER!!! I've had two JAVA MONSTER drinks (Don't know what they are, look 'em up lol.), it's my Friday at work, I haven't seen RAW yet, I need to piss (not be pissed on.) and I have like four runs to do before the damn night's over... not to mention, people are demanding the SuperShow....

Ka$h has been very busy lately, he's working longer hours which is putting more stress on him. I've offered to help but, Ka$h is a man of awesomeness and tries to move mountains alone. We both do. We butt heads a lot but, we're like the perfect fucking team. Chocolate and Peanut Butter. So please, be patient and give the man some time. Thanks!

Also, there's a story as to how I got to stay here on eWN and how all of that came about... maybe I'll get to do another shoot interview to explain all of that and to explain everything else that's been going on. I know you guys know I'm still creative but... do you know what I do? Hmmmmmm... *scratches epic beard.*

let me know if you do this shoot interview

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 03:12 AM
So without giving away any spoilers, who marked out when watching RAW? Because I certainly fucking did.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 03:20 AM
So without giving away any spoilers, who marked out when watching RAW? Because I certainly fucking did.

Haven't seen it yet, but unfortunately I already know. Watching it right now anyway.

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 03:22 AM
Haven't seen it yet, but unfortunately I already know. Watching it right now anyway.

Yeah as soon as I came on here I knew what happened, it's impossible to ignore it. But I've seen it now, epic epic epic!

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 03:24 AM
Yeah as soon as I came on here I knew what happened, it's impossible to ignore it. But I've seen it now, epic epic epic!

Yeah I just got done watching it. It was pretty awesome!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 03:37 AM
Yeah I just got done watching it. It was pretty awesome!

I've already been spoiler alerted by it. Ugh... I have five more hours of work, an hour or so to d/l it and then like three minutes to wait for it to go on my flash... won't get to watch it proper until like 10am.... #bullshit.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 04:01 AM
There was this one time at JBW camp when...

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 04:05 AM
I just checked out the board stats and saw that roughly 20 guests are looking at this thread... yet, no one is talking. Boo.

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 04:09 AM
I just checked out the board stats and saw that roughly 20 guests are looking at this thread... yet, no one is talking. Boo.

Im sort of here, but im also killing hookers on GTA. Im getting like 2 grand a day! Genius.

CGBigMan
12-13-2011, 04:12 AM
Im here for about 40 minutes

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 04:55 AM
Im here for about 40 minutes

Excellent. Saw your vote. It has been calulated. :) I haven't seen anyone do anything like this so, I thought it was a pretty nifty idea.

Kashdinero
12-13-2011, 06:50 AM
Sorry.

Promotion at work has come at a great time in the real world, but, in our little haven of craziness it couldn't have been more mistimed if it tried.

Three hours + have been added onto my working days, and my Jabe time has been obviously reduced.

If it helps, I'm proud of all of the promos that I have, and when you read them, you'll see why.

Shows almost finished...

Thank you for your "patience", and thanks to R(ob) for calling me a man of awesomeness :)

Now, off to move a few mountains.

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 09:46 AM
*sings* Kash stands next to a mountain, and chops it down with the edge of his hand

Rehmix
12-13-2011, 10:15 AM
Getting my computer back today. Will be able to be a proper jabester once again!

BlackFalcon
12-13-2011, 10:32 AM
Sorry.

Promotion at work has come at a great time in the real world, but, in our little haven of craziness it couldn't have been more mistimed if it tried.

Three hours + have been added onto my working days, and my Jabe time has been obviously reduced.

If it helps, I'm proud of all of the promos that I have, and when you read them, you'll see why.

Shows almost finished...

Thank you for your "patience", and thanks to R(ob) for calling me a man of awesomeness :)

Now, off to move a few mountains.

Fair enough dude, congrats on the promotion, and I know the shows are gonna be good.

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 10:53 AM
Well I'm going to be MIA for a while gotta study for Statistcs and HIV/AIDS exams which are tomorrow!

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 10:54 AM
Well I'm going to be MIA for a while gotta study for Statistcs and HIV/AIDS exams which are tomorrow!

Jeez Jose, that's not what they mean by an AIDS test lol

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 10:55 AM
Jeez Jose, that's not what they mean by an AIDS test lol

LOL lemme rephrase that my HIV/AIDS class where he hasn't taught us shit....fuck

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 10:56 AM
LOL lemme rephrase that my HIV/AIDS class where he hasn't taught us shit....fuck

what are you studying where you have a specific HIV/AIDS class like that?

TheBeardOfZeus
12-13-2011, 10:57 AM
*sings* Kash stands next to a mountain, and chops it down with the edge of his hand

*Plays the riff in Voodoo Chile for 68wPayne*

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 10:58 AM
*Plays the riff in Voodoo Chile for 68wPayne*

*waits for Kash to come out strumming a title belt with JBW spray painted on it*

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:00 AM
what are you studying where you have a specific HIV/AIDS class like that?

I'm studying Psychology but a requirement is a Synthetic Biology course and decided to take a HIV/AIDS

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 11:40 AM
Ok, just sharing with anyone else who had a Lindsay Lohan crush back in the day like I did. I saw the Playboy shoot...not exactly fap-worthy if you catch my meaning.

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 12:15 PM
Ok, just sharing with anyone else who had a Lindsay Lohan crush back in the day like I did. I saw the Playboy shoot...not exactly fap-worthy if you catch my meaning.

The minute I heard she said she was doing a Playboy shoot I was like eww

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 12:41 PM
Sup folks? Been a few hours since I last posted...

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 12:51 PM
Sup folks? Been a few hours since I last posted...

Hi Roman.

How are you Roman?

What you been up to Roman?

Write back to me Roman.

Peace Roman.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 01:03 PM
AAAAAWWWWWWWWW Shuckie Duckie, QUACK, QUACK!!

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 01:08 PM
Hi Roman.

How are you Roman?

What you been up to Roman?

Write back to me Roman.

Peace Roman.

Dude! I let you sleep with my sister once and you follow me around forever!

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 01:13 PM
The minute I heard she said she was doing a Playboy shoot I was like eww

I had one eyebrow up about it but also my fingers crossed because she was number one on my top 5 around 2004-ish (Mean Girls, mega hot redhead days). I'd still diddle her cooter of course but she probably barely in the top 50 these days.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 01:18 PM
I had one eyebrow up about it but also my fingers crossed because she was number one on my top 5 around 2004-ish (Mean Girls, mega hot redhead days). I'd still diddle her cooter of course but she probably barely in the top 50 these days.

I'm not surprised that she's doing this. Hell everybody has already seen her cooter, why not show the rest to the world.

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 01:20 PM
Dude! I let you sleep with my sister once and you follow me around forever!

Well she hasn't answered any of my calls!!

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 01:21 PM
I'm not surprised that she's doing this. Hell everybody has already seen her cooter, why not show the rest to the world.

If you've seen machete she had a threesome in it somive seen everything it's ehh

Leggo
12-13-2011, 01:27 PM
Well she hasn't answered any of my calls!!

Hows the soup of the day coming along bruv?!!! Lol

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 01:35 PM
Hows the soup of the day coming along bruv?!!! Lol

Lol it was great bruv!

Leggo
12-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Lol it was great bruv!

What about afters? Lol!

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 02:28 PM
What about afters? Lol!

Even better, K-Jam loves a bit of pie!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 03:05 PM
I just sent promo gold to Ka$h. There was a part added to the forthcoming SS... and it's cool IMO... glad I got to write it lol.

thejman93
12-13-2011, 03:13 PM
Never thought I'd get on today, what's up fellas?

Big thanks to Holy for PMing his shoot question for Zapph. I could use a few more though.

Rob, if you wanna do another shoot, I could probably get the questions to you by the middle of next week. PM me the details of what you wanna talk about.

Kashmoney, Don't work too hard bruv.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-13-2011, 03:28 PM
Never thought I'd get on today, what's up fellas?

Big thanks to Holy for PMing his shoot question for Zapph. I could use a few more though.

Rob, if you wanna do another shoot, I could probably get the questions to you by the middle of next week. PM me the details of what you wanna talk about.

Kashmoney, Don't work too hard bruv.

I think I sent you some good stuff. PM me back when you can.

thejman93
12-13-2011, 03:29 PM
PM me back when you can.

Already did.

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 04:24 PM
REPORT

JBW Wrestler HolyJose has been recently spotted with Heidi Range of the girl group Sugababes no word on if they are a couple but have been seen together on various occasions here is a photo of her

http://jadeewenandthesugababes.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-sugababes-heidi-range-13-hq-photos.html

http://jadeewenandthesugababes.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-sugababes-heidi-range-13-hq-photos.html

K-Jammin
12-13-2011, 04:25 PM
REPORT

JBW Wrestler HolyJose has been recently spotted with Heidi Range of the girl group Sugababes no word on if they are a couple but have been seen together on various occasions here is a photo of her

http://jadeewenandthesugababes.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-sugababes-heidi-range-13-hq-photos.html

Awesome, let me know if she still has the crabs I gave her!

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 04:37 PM
Awesome, let me know if she still has the crabs I gave her!

IC:.....fuck that's why it itches

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 04:44 PM
IC:.....fuck that's why it itches

IC: I know a sure fire way to get rid'a them lil' critters. Hold up lemme go get some moonshine an' a lighter.

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 04:45 PM
IC: I know a sure fire way to get rid'a them lil' critters. Hold up lemme go get some moonshine an' a lighter.

IC: I sure as hell hope you're not going to be doing this! Where Sasha Grey when you need her!

thejman93
12-13-2011, 04:53 PM
IC: I sure as hell hope you're not going to be doing this! Where Sasha Grey when you need her!

IC: Last I saw her was at the hotel before the first SuperShow

Naturally, she was coming out of Alpha's room.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 04:59 PM
IC: Last I saw her was at the hotel before the first SuperShow

Naturally, she was coming out of Alpha's room.

IC: That little freak definitely showed The Alpha Dog something.

thejman93
12-13-2011, 05:01 PM
IC: That little freak definitely showed The Alpha Dog something.

IC: I'll give it to ya bro, you're always with some Grade A piece of ass.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 05:05 PM
IC: I'll give it to ya bro, you're always with some Grade A piece of ass.

IC: Yeah, but the job can also come with some grade D stuff too. Remember the Fat Pandamassacre situation?

thejman93
12-13-2011, 05:08 PM
IC: Yeah, but the job can also come with some grade D stuff too. Remember the Fat Pandamassacre situation?

IC: Aye. Yes I do.

Gotta love K-Jamm eh?

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 05:09 PM
IC: I sure as hell hope you're not going to be doing this! Where Sasha Grey when you need her!

IC: Hell naw son I ain't gonna do it for ya, just gettin' tha supplies. You're lightin' up your own bonfire.

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 05:11 PM
IC: A pornstar is coming to JBW? I am not surprised...

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 05:13 PM
IC: Aye. Yes I do.

Gotta love K-Jamm eh?

IC: Yeah, and same with his girl Lucy. She can suck...Did The Alpha Dog really just say that?

OOC: One of the best heels in JBW.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 05:14 PM
IC: A pornstar is coming to JBW? I am not surprised...

IC: Nautica Thorn was already here. Nobody really knew due to the fact that she was in The Alpha Dogs room the entire time.

thejman93
12-13-2011, 05:15 PM
IC: A pornstar is coming to JBW? I am not surprised...

IC: Ahh c'mon Serra, live a little!

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 05:26 PM
IC: Nautica Thorn was already here. Nobody really knew due to the fact that she was in The Alpha Dogs room the entire time.

IC: I see that business is booming, even in a company skirmish but I guess whatever works to relieve stress around here.


IC: Ahh c'mon Serra, live a little!

IC: I don't think I can...ever since a few days ago....anger is taking over.

68wPayne
12-13-2011, 05:31 PM
IC: I don't think I can...ever since a few days ago....anger is taking over.

Kishin Shuriken?

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 06:05 PM
Kishin Shuriken?

IC: Hai....madness is slowly taking over but I will be fine for now.

BlackFalcon
12-13-2011, 06:18 PM
Just finished watching the Slammys. Two words....

MASKED KANE

http://p.twimg.com/AghKGTACQAILAYv.jpg

I AM OFFICIALLY HAPPY!!!!!!

Broc
12-13-2011, 06:19 PM
Just finished watching the Slammys. Two words....

MASKED KANE

http://p.twimg.com/AghKGTACQAILAYv.jpg

I AM OFFICIALLY HAPPY!!!!!!

the rest of the show sucked though lol

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 06:23 PM
the rest of the show sucked though lol

Except that four way between DB, DZ, CR, and ZR, even though the result was totally obvious and a load of bull. God I hate Zach Ryder.

Broc
12-13-2011, 06:30 PM
Except that four way between DB, DZ, CR, and ZR, even though the result was totally obvious and a load of bull. God I hate Zach Ryder.

that was a pretty good match, but I've honestly been back and forth on Ryder, I don't think he's anywhere near terrible, but I honestly don't like how just because of a web show he gets taken seriously, don't get me wrong I actually enjoy his show, but I'm not sure what to think of him in the ring, his matches with Ziggler weren't that bad, and even his match with Cena was pretty decent, but I don't think he'll get passed the mid card any time soon

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 06:34 PM
that was a pretty good match, but I've honestly been back and forth on Ryder, I don't think he's anywhere near terrible, but I honestly don't like how just because of a web show he gets taken seriously, don't get me wrong I actually enjoy his show, but I'm not sure what to think of him in the ring, his matches with Ziggler weren't that bad, and even his match with Cena was pretty decent, but I don't think he'll get passed the mid card any time soon

That's why I don't like it. Now I'm not going to say his show is terrible. I watched a couple of episodes of it and it got a few laughs from me and it's pretty cool when he has guests like Regal. What I don't like is that they are now pushing it into his matches. He's all of a suddenly better now? and let's be honest everybody, did anybody really care about Zach Ryder before the show?

EDIT POST: BTW....Snooki beating Hugh Jackman and The Muppets for A-lister of the year...that's the kind of shit that makes people want to punch children.

HeelTurn
12-13-2011, 06:40 PM
Yeah I very nearly turned off Raw and went to sleep (staying up until 4 in the morning to watch awkward awards speeches isnt cool!! lol) But then I remembered the last time I turned off a boring 3 hour Raw I missed the Nexus invasion.

REGARDING THE JBW MAGAZINE

This month I will be reviewing 2 completely contrasting games...

Broc
12-13-2011, 06:42 PM
That's why I don't like it. Now I'm not going to say his show is terrible. I watched a couple of episodes of it and it got a few laughs from me and it's pretty cool when he has guests like Regal. What I don't like is that they are now pushing it into his matches. He's all of a suddenly better now? and let's be honest everybody, did anybody really care about Zach Ryder before the show?

EDIT POST: BTW....Snooki beating Hugh Jackman and The Muppets for A-lister of the year...that's the kind of shit that makes people want to punch children.

when I saw him on ECW I laughed at him so hard thinking "wow what a joke" I think they were in long island, and he tried to sing a song that he didn't know all the words to or something lol, but the only thing I hate about are the people that jump on his bandwagon, like I'll admit I don't mind him, but ever since his show has come, everybody loves him, it's just like the Punk bandwagon, except Punk actually earned some of his hype that Ryder really didn't, I mean though as vince, you have thousands of fans going to Raw shows, and chanting "we want Ryder" every chance they get, so I can see why you would want to give the guy some more TV time, considering everyone wants to see him

and @ the edit, I wouldn't go as far as punching children, but yes I completely disagree with that, I fucking hate Snooki, and Hugh Jackman was awesome

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 06:43 PM
Yeah I very nearly turned off Raw and went to sleep (staying up until 4 in the morning to watch awkward awards speeches isnt cool!! lol) But then I remembered the last time I turned off a boring 3 hour Raw I missed the Nexus invasion.

REGARDING THE JBW MAGAZINE

This month I will be reviewing 2 completely contrasting games...

Sweet! Can't wait to see them!

THEKEVINBRAND
12-13-2011, 06:43 PM
I marked the fuck out for Kane as well, at first I was worried about the mask lol I said that better not be his new mask, I'm thinking he's gonna do like KISS and wear the mask in the ring but out of the ring he's going to be unmasked

AreYaSerious
12-13-2011, 08:04 PM
I marked the fuck out for Kane as well, at first I was worried about the mask lol I said that better not be his new mask, I'm thinking he's gonna do like KISS and wear the mask in the ring but out of the ring he's going to be unmasked

He looked fucking different, and I had to take a second look. He looks a lot like taker.

SPOILER: Undertaker and Kane aren't really brothers, just in case you didn't know.

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 08:14 PM
He looked fucking different, and I had to take a second look. He looks a lot like taker.

SPOILER: Undertaker and Kane aren't really brothers, just in case you didn't know.

Kane isn't burned lol

AreYaSerious
12-13-2011, 08:21 PM
Kane isn't burned lol

You lie! I just can't believe that one.

AreYaSerious
12-13-2011, 08:49 PM
You lie! I just can't believe that one.

/sarcasm

and yes I did just quote myself.

aloisick
12-13-2011, 08:53 PM
that was a pretty good match, but I've honestly been back and forth on Ryder, I don't think he's anywhere near terrible, but I honestly don't like how just because of a web show he gets taken seriously, don't get me wrong I actually enjoy his show, but I'm not sure what to think of him in the ring, his matches with Ziggler weren't that bad, and even his match with Cena was pretty decent, but I don't think he'll get passed the mid card any time soon

I don't rate him highly as a wrestler and I don't like his web show but his finisher is awesome

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 09:36 PM
Spoiler:
CM Punk isn't the best in the world. RomanFlare is.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 09:40 PM
Spoiler:
CM Punk isn't the best in the world. RomanFlare is.

Not very accurate seeing how somebody else is the best in the world and whose that...THE ALPHA DOG!!!

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 09:42 PM
Not very accurate seeing how somebody else is the best in the world and whose that...CHRIS JERICHO!!

He has a valid argument too, but no one can withstand the BARRETT BARRAGE!

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 09:43 PM
He has a valid argument too, but no one can withstand the BARRETT BARRAGE!

Well....no shit Sherlock. He is the future.

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 09:51 PM
Well....no shit Sherlock. He is the future.

This is very true. I hope they keep the push going.

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 09:55 PM
IC: *Shuriken walks around in the back, gets a painful headache, and his eyes turns black. He sees RomanFlare.....*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR4iaKkXR00&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

*Then he comes back to his senses and sees Roman on the floor, covered in blood*

Shuriken: Ughh.....-teleports in to the darkness-

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 10:09 PM
IC: *Shuriken walks around in the back, gets a painful headache, and his eyes turns black. He sees RomanFlare.....*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR4iaKkXR00&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

*Then he comes back to his senses and sees Roman on the floor, covered in blood*

Shuriken: Ughh.....-teleports in to the darkness-

(The Alpha Dog walks around the corner and sees Roman on the floor covered with blood...The Alpha Dog then walks over to Romans, stands over his head, and starts video game tea bagging him!)

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 10:19 PM
(The Alpha Dog walks around the corner and sees Roman on the floor covered with blood...The Alpha Dog then walks over to Romans, stands over his head, and starts video game tea bagging him!)

IC: *walk in* ... WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO LENNY?!

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 10:23 PM
IC: *walk in* ... WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO LENNY?!

(Selena comes in from behind Roman and hits him in the head with a chair. The Alpha Dog then stomps on Romans head and Romans head explodes. Wires and metal are coming out of Romans head)

IC: DAMN YOU CYBORG CLONES!!!

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 10:26 PM
(Selena comes in from behind Roman and hits him in the head with a chair. The Alpha Dog then stomps on Romans head and Romans head explodes. Wires and metal are coming out of Romans head)

IC: DAMN YOU CYBORG CLONES!!!

IC: *walks in dressed as Morgan Freeman* The hell is going on in here? Did Shuriken have a heavy period again?

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 10:44 PM
IC: *walks in dressed as Morgan Freeman* The hell is going on in here? Did Shuriken have a heavy period again?

IC: Mr. Morgan Freeman? OH THE ALPHA DOGS GOD!!! THE ALPHA DOG IS A HUGE FAN!!!!

(Starts chasing after Morgan Freeman, screaming for a autograph)

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 10:48 PM
IC: Mr. Morgan Freeman? OH THE ALPHA DOGS GOD!!! THE ALPHA DOG IS A HUGE FAN!!!!

(Starts chasing after Morgan Freeman, screaming for a autograph)

IC: *teleports away because he's Morgan fucking Freeman*

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 10:51 PM
IC: *teleports away because he's Morgan fucking Freeman*

IC: DAMN YOU TELEPORT ABILITY!!!! Did you teach him that Ryusuke!?

OOC: lol hahaha!!!

SilverGhost
12-13-2011, 11:04 PM
IC: DAMN YOU TELEPORT ABILITY!!!! Did you teach him that Ryusuke!?

OOC: lol hahaha!!!

IC: No...that is what you call "copyright infringement" and you are my student in teleportation, Mr. Xander.

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 11:05 PM
Apparently they're going to play this everytime I pick up a mic:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hfn6UYERQg

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:17 PM
Apparently they're going to play this everytime I pick up a mic:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hfn6UYERQg

I think I played DDR to this song once



IC: No...that is what you call "copyright infringement" and you are my student in teleportation, Mr. Xander.

IC: This is true...(irritated look on his face) master...

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:18 PM
IC: DAMN YOU TELEPORT ABILITY!!!! Did you teach him that Ryusuke!?

OOC: lol hahaha!!!

IC: *sneaks up and smacks Alpha Dog on the back of the head and runs away out of view*

RomanFlare
12-13-2011, 11:20 PM
IC: *sneaks up and smacks Alpha Dog on the back of the head and runs away out of view*

IC: *depants Alpha Dog at the same time*

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:21 PM
IC: *sneaks up and smacks Alpha Dog on the back of the head and runs away out of view*

IC as Gabriel Xander: How long was I out this time?

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:22 PM
IC: *depants Alpha Dog at the same time*

IC: *high fives Roman and tosses him a beer*

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:23 PM
IC: *depants Alpha Dog at the same time*

(Gabriel notices Roman looking down at him, then notices his pants down)

Gabriel: I NEED AN ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!1

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:24 PM
(Gabriel notices Roman looking down at him, then notices his pants down)

Gabriel: I NEED AN ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!1
IC: hey buddy you are an adult!

THEKEVINBRAND
12-13-2011, 11:25 PM
IC: *high fives Roman and tosses him a beer*

More like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQ-Vg9OUFw

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:26 PM
IC: hey buddy you are an adult!

IC as Gabriel: Oh

(Gets up while depantsed and gets into fighting position)

IC: Bring it!

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:29 PM
IC as Gabriel: Oh

(Gets up while depantsed and gets into fighting position)

IC: Bring it!

IC: woah woah you're not in any position to fight *when all of a sudden a man in black strikes HolyJose with a pipe and and starts to beat him down with it only using one arm the other in a sling he then runs back smacks Gabrielmin the back of the head and leaves HolyJose unconscious for the Alpha Dog*

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:34 PM
IC: woah woah you're not in any position to fight *when all of a sudden a man in black strikes HolyJose with a pipe and and starts to beat him down with it only using one arm the other in a sling he then runs back smacks Gabrielmin the back of the head and leaves HolyJose unconscious for the Alpha Dog*

IC: Oh if The Alpha Dog didn't have an appointment... Fuck it! They can wait five minutes!

(The Alpha Dog puts HolyJose in the Crossface and isn't planning on letting go the whole five minutes.)

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:36 PM
IC: Oh if The Alpha Dog didn't have an appointment... Fuck it! They can wait five minutes!

(The Alpha Dog puts HolyJose in the Crossface and isn't planning on letting go the whole five minutes.)

IC:*HolyJose would be tapping out but is still unconscience

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:46 PM
IC:*HolyJose would be tapping out but is still unconscience

This is true!

(Alpha lets go of the hold and goes on his merry way!)

HolyJose2391
12-13-2011, 11:47 PM
This is true!

(Alpha lets go of the hold and goes on his merry way!)

IC: *HolyJose gets up groggy* fuck my neck, fuck my head...shit I still got crabs I'm outta here *starts limping away*

zapphoman
12-13-2011, 11:49 PM
IC: *HolyJose gets up groggy* fuck my neck, fuck my head...shit I still got crabs I'm outta here *starts limping away*

OOC: lol awesome!

AreYaSerious
12-13-2011, 11:58 PM
IC: Is there a reason why we are playing ass grab with each other?!?

Tommy Thunder
12-14-2011, 03:12 AM
Apparently they're going to play this everytime I pick up a mic:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hfn6UYERQg

IC: Suits you perfectly, since it sounds like something you'd hear at a gay bar.