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aloisick
12-05-2011, 05:39 AM
Dude, he was just asking you to take a look at his promo.

Nice promo. This video promo business is really catching on!

cheers mate appriciate it

aloisick
12-05-2011, 05:42 AM
I seen you're video, great job one it, and I got to say nice favorites LMAO.


edit: page 2828, hell yeah.

i cchanged my voice like that i really sound like a girl lol

aloisick
12-05-2011, 05:53 AM
IC: I saw the video G-Scorp, you thought I am plotting with what looks like a very gay version of the Backstreet Boys? You're wrong! Kevin Matthews is aligned with nobody even less with The Erotic Circus lead by that perverse parasite That One Creepy Guy. G-Scorp, I thought you were bright enough to realize who I am, a man who loves this business as much as the next guy, but comparing me to these guys (that's politically correct in this term):

http://mividavegan.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/drag_queens2_0.gif

Man, I am in loss of words G-scorp!

IC: Kevin Kevin Kevin, this is awesome buddy see i knew you had it in you, you lied through your teeth and almost made it look believable, do you have an association with them freaks now... maybe not but i know they would not put a world title over someone they didnt have a connection with so you must have known something was up, someone had to put you in the title match to begin with, which you happily accepted and if yo really felt bad for may you would have handed him back the title and not whinged cause he got an iron man challenge, gee whiz Kevin same old same old crap.

Poot-Hair
12-05-2011, 08:32 AM
Okay guys I just got done working my 36 hours for this weekend. I'm tired, cranky, and crave sleep. The good news is I'm about to go to my buddies house and record another song. It's called "Answers" and I think it has a really good sound. I've recorded another song last week and I'm hoping to make a video out of it and post on youtube and Shining Light is currently working on making a video for another. You guys wish me luck and I hope that you guys can hear it soon!!

P.S. Kash, are you going to need anything from me for this EWNCW angle? I'd love to put Kayden's two cents into all this. I'm feeling froggy and ready to jump!!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 09:03 AM
IC: *HolyJose is in the parking lot about to get in his Camero when he sees The Alpha Dog and Serra running towards him* Fuck.... *pulls out a lead pipe and is ready to fight as soon as they both arrive HolyJose is quickly overwhelmed. He is tryin to fight back but it's two on one and plus it's the fucking Alpha Dog and Shuriken. HolyJose swings the pipe and connects hard on the alpha dogs head and goes for a nut shot on Shurken who avoids it. Shuriken goes for the knee to the face but HolyJose moves and Shuriken hits the car hard leaving a dent. HolyJose then smashes the pipe on Shuriken allowing him enough time to get in the car and speed away then a dark familiar voice is heard*

If you want after him I can certainly help.

Poot-Hair
12-05-2011, 09:08 AM
IC: *HolyJose is in the parking lot about to get in his Camero when he sees The Alpha Dog and Serra running towards him* Fuck.... *pulls out a lead pipe and is ready to fight as soon as they both arrive HolyJose is quickly overwhelmed. He is tryin to fight back but it's two on one and plus it's the fucking Alpha Dog and Shuriken. HolyJose swings the pipe and connects hard on the alpha dogs head and goes for a nut shot on Shurken who avoids it. Shuriken goes for the knee to the face but HolyJose moves and Shuriken hits the car hard leaving a dent. HolyJose then smashes the pipe on Shuriken allowing him enough time to get in the car and speed away then a dark familiar voice is heard*

If you want after him I can certainly help. Yo HolyJose if you're on a home pc I can skype you those songs I was telling you about. I'll be on for a little bit

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 09:12 AM
Yo HolyJose if you're on a home pc I can skype you those songs I was telling you about. I'll be on for a little bit

Alright hold on

Poot-Hair
12-05-2011, 09:20 AM
Alright hold on Okay dude, I'm around just send me a message when you get on

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 09:39 AM
IC: *HolyJose is in the parking lot about to get in his Camero when he sees The Alpha Dog and Serra running towards him* Fuck.... *pulls out a lead pipe and is ready to fight as soon as they both arrive HolyJose is quickly overwhelmed. He is tryin to fight back but it's two on one and plus it's the fucking Alpha Dog and Shuriken. HolyJose swings the pipe and connects hard on the alpha dogs head and goes for a nut shot on Shurken who avoids it. Shuriken goes for the knee to the face but HolyJose moves and Shuriken hits the car hard leaving a dent. HolyJose then smashes the pipe on Shuriken allowing him enough time to get in the car and speed away then a dark familiar voice is heard*

If you want after him I can certainly help.

IC as Gabriel Xander: Who are you? The last thing I remember is getting kicked in the face by Ryusuke and now I'm here in this parking lot with a splitting headache.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 09:48 AM
Okay dude, I'm around just send me a message when you get on

It won't allow me to download Skype on my PC because my internet keeps going out anyway you can send it in an email?

Poot-Hair
12-05-2011, 09:58 AM
It won't allow me to download Skype on my PC because my internet keeps going out anyway you can send it in an email? errrr I'm not sure how to even do that lol. I IZ COMPOOTER STOOPID lol

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 10:18 AM
errrr I'm not sure how to even do that lol. I IZ COMPOOTER STOOPID lol

Lol it's all good I'll download it when I get home.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 10:26 AM
IC as Gabriel Xander: Who are you? The last thing I remember is getting kicked in the face by Ryusuke and now I'm here in this parking lot with a splitting headache.

IC: first off its me Azrael and I am all healed next *Kicks Gabriel in the head* now we have the alph dog back

Enforcer23
12-05-2011, 10:33 AM
fuck me after all that reading...ima say HOLYSHIT fuck...the invasion O.O so knew it was around the corner..i take a couple of days of from this stuff and shit has hit the ceiling SWEET...

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 12:53 PM
IC: Kevin Kevin Kevin, this is awesome buddy see i knew you had it in you, you lied through your teeth and almost made it look believable, do you have an association with them freaks now... maybe not but i know they would not put a world title over someone they didnt have a connection with so you must have known something was up, someone had to put you in the title match to begin with, which you happily accepted and if yo really felt bad for may you would have handed him back the title and not whinged cause he got an iron man challenge, gee whiz Kevin same old same old crap.

IC: alright suit yourself then, if you really think that his obsession over me is going to get me to join them, you're wrong my friend. So whatever's going on in your head's gotta stop because you're getting the wrong idea of me

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 12:56 PM
IC: alright suit yourself then, if you really think that his obsession over me is going to get me to join them, you're wrong my friend. So whatever's going on in your head's gotta stop because you're getting the wrong idea of me

IC: Yeah dude, he's the moany-all-the-time-until-someone-gives-him-a-gift type.

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 01:22 PM
Anyone here? Me lonely.

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 01:41 PM
Anyone here? Me lonely.

I'm here bro, how are you!?

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 01:46 PM
I'm here bro, how are you!?

Fook man, it's been ages! Im great mate, yourself?

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 01:59 PM
Fook man, it's been ages! Im great mate, yourself?

Been longer than ages buddy, I'm good cheers!

Looking forward to the ensuing chaos between JBW and EWNCW?

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 02:04 PM
Been longer than ages buddy, I'm good cheers!

Looking forward to the ensuing chaos between JBW and EWNCW?

Glad to hear it buddy, and looking forward is an understatement! Can't wait to get stuck in xD

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 02:05 PM
Fook man, it's been ages! Im great mate, yourself?

I'm here! Kinda sick but roughing it out at work. I love the sig man

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 02:09 PM
Glad to hear it buddy, and looking forward is an understatement! Can't wait to get stuck in xD

Good to hear! I've missed a lot of JBW in the last couple of months, fill me in on how K-Jammin has been getting on!


I'm here! Kinda sick but roughing it out at work. I love the sig man

Everyone loves the sig HolyJose my man, everyone does.

AreYaSerious
12-05-2011, 02:12 PM
Been longer than ages buddy, I'm good cheers!

Looking forward to the ensuing chaos between JBW and EWNCW?

I am looking forward to it.

I would do an IC thing but I'm to tired.

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 02:14 PM
Good to hear! I've missed a lot of JBW in the last couple of months, fill me in on how K-Jammin has been getting on!



Everyone loves the sig HolyJose my man, everyone does.

Well, I'm now a two time World Champion, formed an alliance with Roman known as "K- Flare", and I have my own talk show "Jammin with K-Jammin" Genius right? xD

How's TBOZ getting on since his return?

and if anyone doesn't like the sig Jose, there's something wrong with them! Layla is P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 02:16 PM
Well, I'm now a two time World Champion, formed an alliance with Roman known as "K- Flare", and I have my own talk show "Jammin with K-Jammin" Genius right? xD

How's TBOZ getting on since his return?

and if anyone doesn't like the sig Jose, there's something wrong with them! Layla is P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!

That's great to hear, and I like Roman!

And I lost to Rich at Destiny's Calling, but defeated him at the last PPV, costed him 2 title shots, just enjoyed being heel again!

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 02:20 PM
That's great to hear, and I like Roman!

And I lost to Rich at Destiny's Calling, but defeated him at the last PPV, costed him 2 title shots, just enjoyed being heel again!

God Money is no more?! Shit, didn't know that. Being heel is the greatest, I can't imagion ever turning face, it just wouldn't suit my character. Although people also said that about Stone Cold...

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 02:24 PM
God Money is no more?! Shit, didn't know that. Being heel is the greatest, I can't imagion ever turning face, it just wouldn't suit my character. Although people also said that about Stone Cold...

Yeah, I ended it with my return, muhahaha!

And yeah, but it's great now knowing I can do face as well, but good times ahead for sure!

Kashdinero
12-05-2011, 03:56 PM
Who said you're not a part of it?

Anyway... Guys (that's Mayhem and WARFare guys), sometime this week, we will be holding a show to announce/promote this war. What I need from you ALL, is for you to give me your best promo's on EWNCW. Like, don't hold back, as you can be sure that they won't.

Now, it matters not where the promo takes place (In ring/backstage/outside EWNCW's main offices/in RomanFlares imaginary world/anywhere), just make sure that it is as cutting edge/innovative/original as possible. I'll tell you this, though, I don't care what you send me, it won't be better than KJam's... You arw going to cream yourselves when you see that piece of business, trust me. :)

Now... Get typing!!!!

IC as Ma$$: *Reaches into his shorts and collects the sweat from his oversized balls, and offers to shake Tommys hand.*


Edit: @Kev... Why do you always have to be like "but what about me?!?!"

Did you not read the ending of the SD! press conference? Surely that told you that SD! is just as much a part of this as everyone else.

Quoting myself.

Just so peeps can read the bolded part and lol at the rest. ;)

And...

Ma$$Dinerownsyou>PrepubescentZeus'BumFluff

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 03:57 PM
Quoting myself.

Just so peeps can read the bolded part and lol at the rest. ;)

And...

Ma$$Dinerownsyou>PrepubescentZeus'BumFluff

Can I phone the promo in? Maybe just a gif or something?

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 03:58 PM
Quoting myself.

Just so peeps can read the bolded part and lol at the rest. ;)

And...

Ma$$Dinerownsyou>PrepubescentZeus'BumFluff

Haha I didn't see that post! xD

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 04:05 PM
Haha I didn't see that post! xD

You should probably write my promo for me :D

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 04:07 PM
Quoting myself.

Just so peeps can read the bolded part and lol at the rest. ;)

And...

Ma$$Dinerownsyou>PrepubescentZeus'BumFluff

TheBeardOfZeus>MassDepressionOfTheEuropeanState

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 04:09 PM
Yeah, I ended it with my return, muhahaha!

And yeah, but it's great now knowing I can do face as well, but good times ahead for sure!

Gods Grace>GodMoney :p

The funny thing is both groups are no more :D

Leggo
12-05-2011, 04:11 PM
Haven't read all of the ppv yet, but it's fookin great so far. Will finish it in the morning after work.

Congrats to my bruv Kjam for winning the belt back... Erm... Wait... You... WON IT FROM ME! You bastard! Well at least George gets the record for the shortest reign in jbw history lol.

KD my bruverrrrrr! Will try and check in with you later on what's needed for the promo.

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 04:15 PM
Haven't read all of the ppv yet, but it's fookin great so far. Will finish it in the morning after work.

Congrats to my bruv Kjam for winning the belt back... Erm... Wait... You... WON IT FROM ME! You bastard! Well at least George gets the record for the shortest reign in jbw history lol.

KD my bruverrrrrr! Will try and check in with you later on what's needed for the promo.

It may have been short, but people marked out big time when George won the belt! Where as people are getting sick of me as champ! ;) Thank you for the congrats bruv.

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 04:16 PM
You should probably write my promo for me :D

No one can do RomanFlare justice but yourself!

Leggo
12-05-2011, 04:17 PM
It may have been short, but people marked out big time when George won the belt! Where as people are getting sick of me as champ! ;) Thank you for the congrats bruv.

Cheers Kjam... I don't think people are getting sick of you being champ.

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 04:20 PM
No one can do RomanFlare justice but yourself!

Look: I'm not asking you to sculpt a promo as fine as Layla's behind.... what was I talking aboot?

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 04:21 PM
The keys of The Mansion have been delivered.

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 04:21 PM
Look: I'm not asking you to sculpt a promo as fine as Layla's behind.... what was I talking aboot?

Umm *drools* I have no idea...

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 04:25 PM
Gods Grace>GodMoney :p

The funny thing is both groups are no more :D

GodMoney > Any tag team ever, even whatever the hell your team was. ;)

Krysys
12-05-2011, 04:28 PM
Gods Grace>GodMoney :p

The funny thing is both groups are no more :D

Than what is the name of your team in my. fed??

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 04:28 PM
I'm here and I'm glad that I can be used with this whole invasion!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 04:28 PM
GodMoney > Any tag team ever, even whatever the hell your team was. ;)

What ever helps you sleep at night :p

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 04:29 PM
Than what is the name of your team in my. fed??

That's different lol Indys don't count

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 04:35 PM
What ever helps you sleep at night :p

It does, it really does!

Kashdinero
12-05-2011, 04:55 PM
It does, it really does!

IC: I usually just count the boring senences that come out of your sore encrusted mouth.

I'm spoilt for choice there.

Ma$$Murderous>Andromeda'sLandingStrip

Broc
12-05-2011, 04:59 PM
so quick question, where in the hell has SES been? I haven't seen him in forever, and it's almost playoff time

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 05:10 PM
IC: I usually just count the boring senences that come out of your sore encrusted mouth.

I'm spoilt for choice there.

Ma$$Murderous>Andromeda'sLandingStrip

IC: Sorry, you said that too fast, much like your un-inspiring "rap"

TBOZ>MassiveHeartAttack

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 05:23 PM
Okay...with R(ob)s Trish pic and K-Jammins Layla pic, I'm never going to be able to focus on this thread. Those two women are too fine.

IC: When The Alpha Dog gets a hold of HolyJose, he's going to make him suffer!

IC as Zap: I think I have an idea.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 05:28 PM
Okay...with R(ob)s Trish pic and K-Jammins Layla pic, I'm never going to be able to focus on this thread. Those two women are too fine.

IC: When The Alpha Dog gets a hold of HolyJose, he's going to make him suffer!

IC as Zap: I think I have an idea.

And that video that I sent you :P

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 05:39 PM
And that video that I sent you :P

(An image of Brooke Adams sweeeeet a...)

DAMMIT KEVIN!!!

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 05:39 PM
(An image of Brooke Adams sweeeeet a...)

DAMMIT KEVIN!!!

hahahahahahaha, I'm good!

68wPayne
12-05-2011, 05:46 PM
I swear this thread moves too damn fast, someone's gonna get dizzy and hurl trying to keep up with it.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 05:49 PM
I swear this thread moves too damn fast, someone's gonna get dizzy and hurl trying to keep up with it.

I skip the convos that don't involve me and start a new subject

BlackFalcon
12-05-2011, 05:55 PM
Hey guys sorry I'm late, just finished readin THE BEST PPV IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDDING!!! It was AWESOME DUDES!!! The ending was crazy, and I know I've probs missed about 50 pages of teh banter about it after, but if someone could give a real quick rundown of all of it it would be greatly appreciated. Either way, Conner Chaos is always willing to put the SmackDown on EWNCW.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 06:00 PM
Hey guys sorry I'm late, just finished readin THE BEST PPV IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDDING!!! It was AWESOME DUDES!!! The ending was crazy, and I know I've probs missed about 50 pages of teh banter about it after, but if someone could give a real quick rundown of all of it it would be greatly appreciated. Either way, Conner Chaos is always willing to put the SmackDown on EWNCW.

Join the JABE army bro!

K-Jammin
12-05-2011, 06:04 PM
Im just gonna post random pointless shit now just so I get to look at my sig...

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 06:05 PM
Hey guys sorry I'm late, just finished readin THE BEST PPV IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDDING!!! It was AWESOME DUDES!!! The ending was crazy, and I know I've probs missed about 50 pages of teh banter about it after, but if someone could give a real quick rundown of all of it it would be greatly appreciated. Either way, Conner Chaos is always willing to put the SmackDown on EWNCW.

There's a thread where everybody can introduce their characters to the opposing e-fed. It's called JBW vs EWNCW Introduce Yourself. Other than that, everybody's just been talking shit! It's been fun!

BlackFalcon
12-05-2011, 06:05 PM
Join the JABE army bro!

ALways glad to lend a hand man

BlackFalcon
12-05-2011, 06:06 PM
There's a thread where everybody can introduce their characters to the opposing e-fed. It's called JBW vs EWNCW Introduce Yourself. Other than that, everybody's just been talking shit! It's been fun!

Thanks ofr the heads-up zaph, I take a look now.

BlackFalcon
12-05-2011, 06:08 PM
wait, how do i get there?

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 06:10 PM
wait, how do i get there?

Just go to the efed section and it's below all the major feds threads. It's pretty new and a lot of people have been posting there so it should be high up!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 06:14 PM
IC as Azrael: Alpha Dog I know you want HolyJose but seein as how he BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING ARM! I must deal with first

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 06:19 PM
IC as Azrael: Alpha Dog I know you want HolyJose but seein as how he BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING ARM! I must deal with first

IC: (Checks his phone...it's ringing. He answers it) Alpha bitch! NO THE ALPHA DOG DOES NOT WANT A TIME SHARE!!! (Hangs up the phone) Fine! The Alpha Dog has to go make something right anyway!

@Blackfalcoln- I guess I could of just as easily put this up

Don't ask why I didn't! (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?11555-EWNCW-vs-JBW-Introduce-Yourself)

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 06:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfz904XpLPw

I know, i botched his name, but I didn't feel like repeating the whole shit.

thejman93
12-05-2011, 06:53 PM
Love it Grind.

And yeah, Godmoney for life!

IT'S PROMO WRITIN' TIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE!!!!

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 06:54 PM
You know what I've learned recently? Everyone here has great beards :(

Kashdinero
12-05-2011, 07:37 PM
For those on the roster that can't be bothered to look back on what they've missed.

Can you please send me promo's basically ripping the shit out of EWNCW. It can be in ring, backstage, or a location of your choosing. We will be posting one more show before the actual war begins.

Anybody who see's somebody asking "hey, what's been going on?" can you please tell them what's going on.

I need stuff from everybody.

If you write for more than one character, I'll need more than one promo.

-----

Kashdinero'sFreestyle>TBOZ'sLongForgottenVideoPromo....

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 07:47 PM
For those on the roster that can't be bothered to look back on what they've missed.

Can you please send me promo's basically ripping the shit out of EWNCW. It can be in ring, backstage, or a location of your choosing. We will be posting one more show before the actual war begins.

Anybody who see's somebody asking "hey, what's been going on?" can you please tell them what's going on.

I need stuff from everybody.

If you write for more than one character, I'll need more than one promo.

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Kashdinero'sFreestyle>TBOZ'sLongForgottenVideoPromo....

Ugh, fine. I'll get one for Romes, Lenny, Kevin Matthews, K-Jammin, Jman, Alpha Dog, and Tommy Thunder. But it'll take me awhile.

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 07:48 PM
For those on the roster that can't be bothered to look back on what they've missed.

Can you please send me promo's basically ripping the shit out of EWNCW. It can be in ring, backstage, or a location of your choosing. We will be posting one more show before the actual war begins.

Anybody who see's somebody asking "hey, what's been going on?" can you please tell them what's going on.

I need stuff from everybody.

If you write for more than one character, I'll need more than one promo.

-----

Kashdinero'sFreestyle>TBOZ'sLongForgottenVideoPromo....

TBOZThePioneer> Kash'sPoorAttemptAtBeingDownWithTheKids.

thejman93
12-05-2011, 07:51 PM
Ugh, fine. I'll get one for Romes, Lenny, Kevin Matthews, K-Jammin, Jman, Alpha Dog, and Tommy Thunder. But it'll take me awhile.

You bastard! :D

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 07:53 PM
Carlinisthevideopromoking>TBOZThePioneer> Kash'sPoorAttemptAtBeingDownWithTheKids.

Fixed it for ya! LOL

TheBeardOfZeus
12-05-2011, 08:01 PM
Fixed it for ya! LOL

*Shakes fist*

Why youuuuuu, we are on the same team!

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 08:03 PM
*Shakes fist*

Why youuuuuu, we are on the same team!

Yeah, I know, I just wanted to establish a proper hierarchy LOL.

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 08:17 PM
getting started on the promos right now! Going to go make some gold.

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:29 PM
getting started on the promos right now! Going to go make some gold.

looks like im not needed for promo this week, so to my superior JBW team kick EWNCW's arse

IC as TOAK: you expect to win an E-Fed war without us... well hell good luck cause you just made your workload a lot harder

thejman93
12-05-2011, 08:34 PM
looks like im not needed for promo this week, so to my superior JBW team kick EWNCW's arse

IC as TOAK: you expect to win an E-Fed war without us... well hell good luck cause you just made your workload a lot harder

No dude, if you have characters on WARfare or Mayhem, you gotta cut a promo on EWNCW with each one of 'em.

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:34 PM
No dude, if you have characters on WARfare or Mayhem, you gotta cut a promo on EWNCW with each one of 'em.

when did this get announced?

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:35 PM
when did this get announced?

and do i cut two individual ones for the brothers of il cattivo or are they tagging for the war i know nothing

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 08:36 PM
For those on the roster that can't be bothered to look back on what they've missed.

Can you please send me promo's basically ripping the shit out of EWNCW. It can be in ring, backstage, or a location of your choosing. We will be posting one more show before the actual war begins.

Anybody who see's somebody asking "hey, what's been going on?" can you please tell them what's going on.

I need stuff from everybody.

If you write for more than one character, I'll need more than one promo.

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Kashdinero'sFreestyle>TBOZ'sLongForgottenVideoPromo....

Quoting for aloisick to see ;)

thejman93
12-05-2011, 08:38 PM
Quoting for aloisick to see ;)

Thanks man.

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:38 PM
Quoting for aloisick to see ;)

thanks i have a long train and bus trip tonight so lets see hmmm i could have to do 5 promos tonight, three long ones hmmmmm

Grind_Bastard
12-05-2011, 08:40 PM
You both are welcome!

thejman93
12-05-2011, 08:42 PM
As for me, I'm finishing mine in the morn'

Night all.

AreYaSerious
12-05-2011, 08:48 PM
getting started on the promos right now! Going to go make some gold.

Great we need to fight fire with fire!

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:55 PM
I tell you what this is going to be fukin awesome, still dont know though whether il cattivo are together or single for this though

aloisick
12-05-2011, 08:55 PM
As for me, I'm finishing mine in the morn'

Night all.

night champ

jhorton1215
12-05-2011, 09:40 PM
Yeah so I'm hearing that Santa Claus will be joining the Warfare announce team for the next few weeks...

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 09:57 PM
IC: I'm flipping through the 1000 pages of the EWNCW roster (it's in REALLY LARGE PRINT because they're slow readers) and I can't find an opponent. What a shame.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 09:59 PM
IC: I'm flipping through the 1000 pages of the EWNCW roster (it's in REALLY LARGE PRINT because they're slow readers) and I can't find an opponent. What a shame.

lol same here, Romes

Rehmix
12-05-2011, 10:53 PM
I think it's funny because half of the people in both JBW and EWNCW don't read the other show. I have no clue who I would go up against, but I assume it would be the equivalent of our TV Title Champion.

jhorton1215
12-05-2011, 10:54 PM
IC: I'm flipping through the 1000 pages of the EWNCW roster (it's in REALLY LARGE PRINT because they're slow readers) and I can't find an opponent. What a shame.

IC: Why bother? They can't hang with any of us anyways... I'll take on 5 at once and still win.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:01 PM
IC: Why bother? They can't hang with any of us anyways... I'll take on 5 at once and still win.

IC: yea I'll take on 10 and still be able to take on more!

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 11:02 PM
IC: Why bother? They can't hang with any of us anyways... I'll take on 5 at once and still win.

IC: Well, The Alpha Dog can take on ten at once.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:03 PM
I think it's funny because half of the people in both JBW and EWNCW don't read the other show. I have no clue who I would go up against, but I assume it would be the equivalent of our TV Title Champion.

I think they have two Mid card titles ignition and international I believe. Just saying Malcolm Cage vs. Daymian Bloodstone=gold. I know bloodstone from AWF and damn he's a good one

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 11:04 PM
IC: yea I'll take on 10 and still be able to take on more!

Dammit got ninja'd ok regroup (get more rediculous)

IC: Well, The Alpha Dog can take on twenty at once.

jhorton1215
12-05-2011, 11:06 PM
Dammit got ninja'd ok regroup (get more rediculous)

IC: Well, The Alpha Dog can take on twenty at once.

IC: Alpha Dog vs. Zeus in a EWNCW Gauntlet. Whoever can take out the most in one hours wins.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:07 PM
Dammit got ninja'd ok regroup (get more rediculous)

IC: Well, The Alpha Dog can take on twenty at once.

Lol ya that awesome.

IC: I call bullshit!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:08 PM
IC: Alpha Dog vs. Zeus in a EWNCW Gauntlet. Whoever can take out the most in one hours wins.

IC: typical I get over looked yet again.

RomanFlare
12-05-2011, 11:09 PM
IC: You're all missing the point! Even if I take out 1000 of them and go down in the pages of history--it'll be even more humiliating if I take out their top man! Everyone knows the 8th law of Wrestling: A man is 10x better in a one-on-one than in a group.

jhorton1215
12-05-2011, 11:10 PM
IC: typical I get over looked yet again.

IC: There's no crying in wrestling.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:12 PM
IC: There's no crying in wrestling.

IC: who said was crying? I'll just overshadow both of you. Hands down I can take out your former butt buddy in FSA markus Beerstien in a matter of seconds and then after that the rest of the locker room is a walk in the park

jhorton1215
12-05-2011, 11:15 PM
IC: who said was crying? I'll just overshadow both of you. Hands down I can take out your former butt buddy in FSA markus Beerstien in a matter of seconds and then after that the rest of the locker room is a walk in the park

IC: I encourage you to do so. It will make things more entertaining.

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:18 PM
IC: I encourage you to do so. It will make things more entertaining.

IC: oh I will just watch

Rehmix
12-05-2011, 11:22 PM
IC: oh I will just watch

Seems hard to argue when the other guy agrees with you

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:25 PM
Seems hard to argue when the other guy agrees with you

Yea I kinda does lol

Broc
12-05-2011, 11:34 PM
I just realized.... when Kash said all the guys on Warfare/Mayhem need a promo.... I have someone on WarFare.... so promo soon Kashy :)

AreYaSerious
12-05-2011, 11:39 PM
IC: yea I'll take on 10 and still be able to take on more!




IC: Well, The Alpha Dog can take on twenty at once.


IC: Why bother? They can't hang with any of us anyways... I'll take on 5 at once and still win.


IC: who said was crying? I'll just overshadow both of you. Hands down I can take out your former butt buddy in FSA markus Beerstien in a matter of seconds and then after that the rest of the locker room is a walk in the park

IC: Easy guys.. let's put our egos aside for once... We need to stay focused. Let's not let those EWNCW Picnic Ants get the better of us exterminators. We all know we can exterminate those little pests, but not if you let your ego get in the way and lose focus on the goal. We all know what our goal is... Our goal is to make JBW look amazing... because it is Amazing!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:40 PM
IC: Easy guys.. let's put our egos aside for once... We need to stay focused. Let's not let those EWNCW Picnic Ants get the better of us exterminators. We all know we can exterminate those little pests, but not if you let your ego get in the way and lose focus on the goal. We all know what our goal is... Our goal is to make JBW look amazing... because it is Amazing!

IC: and how amazing is it when I take them all out by myself shows that JBW has the best talent aka me

THEKEVINBRAND
12-05-2011, 11:51 PM
IC: and how amazing is it when I take them all out by myself shows that JBW has the best talent aka me

IC: It seems you're forgetting a key part of this crossover feud!

zapphoman
12-05-2011, 11:55 PM
lol competition is an amazing thing.

IC: Oh don't worry Andy! EWNCW ARE GOING TO GET THEIRS!!! You gents think you can walk into not only JBW's but THE ALPHA DOGS YARD?!! Well don't start bitchin and crying after you guys receive THE WORST ASS KICKING OF YOUR LIFE? Over there you play it safe. Over here, wrestlers have actually died...to be resurrected afterwards of course, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! You come over here again, The Alpha Dog is going to have to go RIP ROAR RIOT on you're ass!!

HolyJose2391
12-05-2011, 11:56 PM
Kash by when do you need these promo(s)?

Broc
12-05-2011, 11:57 PM
So did you guys get a chance to see Tommy Thunder's Video promo? check it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53nAA8E4v9I'

AreYaSerious
12-05-2011, 11:58 PM
IC: and how amazing is it when I take them all out by myself shows that JBW has the best talent aka me


IC: It seems you're forgetting a key part of this crossover feud!

IC: Focus, we can't afford this.... We can't afford childish like attitudes of everyone thinking they are more important then the next guy... We are all part of JBW, we are all going to help the cause! Getting rid of the cancer that is EWNCW!

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 12:00 AM
So did you guys get a chance to see Tommy Thunder's Video promo? check it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53nAA8E4v9I'
Broc was that you? That shit was hilarious! "how old is your girlfriend?" "14" "How old are you?" "28 in my prime" LMAO!!!!

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 12:01 AM
Hey-Hey-Hey. Guys. Hey guys.

How do you address an EWNCW Champion? "Gracion!"

zapphoman
12-06-2011, 12:04 AM
Hey-Hey-Hey. Guys. Hey guys.

How do you address an EWNCW Champion? "Gracion!"

IC: Hello Justin Bieber?! The Alpha Dog doesn't know.

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 12:06 AM
IC: Hello Justin Bieber?! The Alpha Dog doesn't know.

IC: *pulls out card board cut out of The Biebs" WHERE?!?!? ...um I mean uhhh...I gotta go

Broc
12-06-2011, 12:08 AM
Broc was that you? That shit was hilarious! "how old is your girlfriend?" "14" "How old are you?" "28 in my prime" LMAO!!!!

lol no, I just youtubed "Tommy Thunder" and found that.

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 12:10 AM
lol no, I just youtubed "Tommy Thunder" and found that.

LMAO! Seriously that was great!

Broc
12-06-2011, 12:13 AM
LMAO! Seriously that was great!

lol I can give you another from the same profile


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1248z-2u0&feature=channel_video_title

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 12:15 AM
lol I can give you another from the same profile


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1248z-2u0&feature=channel_video_title
Yea I was just looking at that one lol Pokemon theme FTW!

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 12:15 AM
lol competition is an amazing thing.

IC: Oh don't worry Andy! EWNCW ARE GOING TO GET THEIRS!!! You gents think you can walk into not only JBW's but THE ALPHA DOGS YARD?!! Well don't start bitchin and crying after you guys receive THE WORST ASS KICKING OF YOUR LIFE? Over there you play it safe. Over here, wrestlers have actually died...to be resurrected afterwards of course, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! You come over here again, The Alpha Dog is going to have to go RIP ROAR RIOT on you're ass!!

IC: That IS WHAT WE NEED! We need this AGGRESSION, and the FOCUS. The most important thing we need is COOPERATION. When our fist fly, we will make them cry! We need to add Aggression to the fuel the fire, and beat there asses down with baseballs bats with barbwire! We are all going to whoop some ass! and do it for Kash!

Say it with me WE WILL PREVAIL, we would rather DIE then FAIL!

OOC: Trying to get you guys pumped did it work?

zapphoman
12-06-2011, 12:27 AM
IC: That IS WHAT WE NEED! We need this AGGRESSION, and the FOCUS. The most important thing we need is COOPERATION. When our fist fly, we will make them cry! We need to add Aggression to the fuel the fire, and beat there asses down with baseballs bats with barbwire! We are all going to whoop some ass! and do it for Kash!

Say it with me WE WILL PREVAIL, we would rather DIE then FAIL!

OOC: Trying to get you guys pumped did it work?

OOC: Yes it did. Epic stuff bro!

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 12:34 AM
OOC: Yes it did. Epic stuff bro!

OOC: Thanks means a lot.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 12:44 AM
Just read through 27 pages and I can say 2 things:

1.) Kevin only thinks about himself at all times, which he proved a few pages back.

2.) No one pays attention to anything.

3.)My beard is still better than Grind's... oh, and I'll have a response for you when I get home from work. Bank on it.

4.) FACK! I still have 3 moe promos to write...

68wPayne
12-06-2011, 12:48 AM
IC: Alpha, you gotta realize they ain't just steppin' in your yard. Your yard happens to be located smack dab in the middle of Lenny Ray's trailer park. And dammit if I don't invite you to my trailer park your ass is gettin' thrown out like the garbage that these sumbitches are.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 12:49 AM
Just read through 27 pages and I can say 2 things:

1.) Kevin only thinks about himself at all times, which he proved a few pages back.

2.) No one pays attention to anything.

3.)My beard is still better than Grind's... oh, and I'll have a response for you when I get home from work. Bank on it.

4.) FACK! I still have 3 moe promos to write...

Welcome to the internet.

Tommy Thunder
12-06-2011, 12:49 AM
LMAO! Seriously that was great!

IC: Well what can I say, I inspire many young uns.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 12:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeSi-ODfJk&list=FLlZEQVfHHM1YjXXEi08XImQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video

OMG! This is such a hilarious video! Rob--YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS! Oh wait, you can't! XD Everyone else should enjoy it anyway.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 12:58 AM
*Location: JBW locker room, every contracted wrestler from Warfare, Mayhem and Showdown are shown sitting in the locker room as Kevin Matthews walks in and slams the door shut behind him*

Alright guys listen up for a minute please. Now I'm sure you all saw what happened last Sunday, look they still don't get it, but you know what? Tonight, we're gonna show their asses that we mean business! These second-rate sons of bitches wanna ride piggy back off of us cuz they can't make it on their own? Then tell them to bring their little invasion on, because starting tonight we ain't taking no shit no more! It's time we get knee deep in somebody's ass! Make no mistake about what's going on down here tonight, and make no mistake in what's going to happen in the future, because nobody in this locker room has been threatened personally like we're threatened now! None of us have been threatened collectively like we're threatened now. This coalition of EWNCW stars, they want to eat each and everyone of you alive! They want to do this tonight and they want to finish us off tonight! Now I was hoping to have someone here with us tonight to help us lead the way in DUBS. But the hell with all that! what it's time for is to find out who the phoney tough is and who's the crazy brave! DUBS, he's made quite a name for himself right here in JBW, and now he doesn't have the heart to fight for the company that HE CREATED? I say the hell with him! There's no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked. If there's no honor, you're not fighting at all. So who wants to fight? WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?! Gentlemen, there comes a time when every man must fight for what he believes in, you understand? NOW IS THE TIME, stand up! STAND UP, AND FIGHT!

*the rest of the boys chant fight as Matthews leaves the JBW locker room*

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeSi-ODfJk&list=FLlZEQVfHHM1YjXXEi08XImQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video

OMG! This is such a hilarious video! Rob--YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS! Oh wait, you can't! XD Everyone else should enjoy it anyway.

I lol'd it's pretty catchy.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:07 AM
Just read through 27 pages and I can say 2 things:

1.) Kevin only thinks about himself at all times, which he proved a few pages back.

2.) No one pays attention to anything.

3.)My beard is still better than Grind's... oh, and I'll have a response for you when I get home from work. Bank on it.

4.) FACK! I still have 3 moe promos to write...

since i have only one character, it's kind of normal that i focus on my character development at all times

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:09 AM
since i have only one character, it's kind of normal that i focus on my character development at all times

Is that right? You should only focus on you and not the whole? Hmmm... interesting.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:11 AM
Is that right? You should only focus on you and not the whole? Hmmm... interesting.

like what else should i do put everyone over?

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:11 AM
*Location: JBW locker room, every contracted wrestler from Warfare, Mayhem and Showdown are shown sitting in the locker room as Kevin Matthews walks in and slams the door shut behind him*

Alright guys listen up for a minute please. Now I'm sure you all saw what happened last Sunday, look they still don't get it, but you know what? Tonight, we're gonna show their asses that we mean business! These second-rate sons of bitches wanna ride piggy back off of us cuz they can't make it on their own? Then tell them to bring their little invasion on, because starting tonight we ain't taking no shit no more! It's time we get knee deep in somebody's ass! Make no mistake about what's going on down here tonight, and make no mistake in what's going to happen in the future, because nobody in this locker room has been threatened personally like we're threatened now! None of us have been threatened collectively like we're threatened now. This coalition of EWNCW stars, they want to eat each and everyone of you alive! They want to do this tonight and they want to finish us off tonight! Now I was hoping to have someone here with us tonight to help us lead the way in DUBS. But the hell with all that! what it's time for is to find out who the phoney tough is and who's the crazy brave! DUBS, he's made quite a name for himself right here in JBW, and now he doesn't have the heart to fight for the company that HE CREATED? I say the hell with him! There's no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked. If there's no honor, you're not fighting at all. So who wants to fight? WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?! Gentlemen, there comes a time when every man must fight for what he believes in, you understand? NOW IS THE TIME, stand up! STAND UP, AND FIGHT!

*the rest of the boys chant fight as Matthews leaves the JBW locker room*

Nice fuel to the fire!

IC:-Adding on to Kevin's motivation speech-
Like I said earlier. We must ALL stand together to fight off the cancer known as EWNCW! This badass, is ready to fight! Any others ready to stand and fight with me? I don't know about all of you, but I agree with Matthews... it's time to take action! cause... We will PREVAIL, We'd rather DIE then FAIL!
-He starts getting the locker room pumped, as another person gives some words of motivation-

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:13 AM
Nice fuel to the fire!

IC:-Adding on to Kevin's motivation speech-
Like I said earlier. We must ALL stand together to fight off the cancer known as EWNCW! This badass, is ready to fight! Any others ready to stand and fight with me? I don't know about all of you, but I agree with Matthews... it's time to take action! cause... We will PREVAIL, We'd rather DIE then FAIL!
-He starts getting the locker room pumped, as another person gives some words of motivation-

IC: Alright let's do this, this is what we truly believe in, let's show EWNCW that we bleed JBW!
OOC: Thanks for the mention! Best promo I've ever written

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:13 AM
like what else should i do put everyone over?

No. Not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying get involved more. Don't just read things pertaining to you... you're not the ONLY thing that matters in this eFed. People take A LOT of time woking on their promos and MAINLY working on the shows at hand. All I'm saying is, pay attention to the bigger thing sometimes.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 01:15 AM
No. Not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying get involved more. Don't just read things pertaining to you... you're not the ONLY thing that matters in this eFed. People take A LOT of time woking on their promos and MAINLY working on the shows at hand. All I'm saying is, pay attention to the bigger thing sometimes.

Yeah, I wouldn't call out just Kevin Brand on that one. There's a lot of people who don't do it--myself included.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:16 AM
No. Not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying get involved more. Don't just read things pertaining to you... you're not the ONLY thing that matters in this eFed. People take A LOT of time woking on their promos and MAINLY working on the shows at hand. All I'm saying is, pay attention to the bigger thing sometimes.

you didn't see the promo i typed up pertaining to the feud?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:21 AM
Yeah, I wouldn't call out just Kevin Brand on that one. There's a lot of people who don't do it--myself included.

I'm not just calling him out. I'm honestly calling out EVERYONE that does it. It sucks but, whatever... maybe if we decided to fucking put on a show with 2 hamsters fighting over a wheel on week it'd get moe fucking respect? Waitaminute... pfft... doubt it.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:22 AM
you didn't see the promo i typed up pertaining to the feud?

I Think what Rob is saying instead of worrying about how good your promos look, or worrying about how great your character is. Read the other promos, and give them credit for the promos they write.

Amirite Rob?

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:22 AM
you didn't see the promo i typed up pertaining to the feud?

Oh, I saw it. But, I'm again saying, that's based on you and something YOU did. Get me?

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:23 AM
whatever I'm not gonna sit here and get bitched at

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 01:23 AM
I'm not just calling him out. I'm honestly calling out EVERYONE that does it. It sucks but, whatever... maybe if we decided to fucking put on a show with 2 hamsters fighting over a wheel on week it'd get moe fucking respect? Waitaminute... pfft... doubt it.

Are you shitting me? Of course it would. Two hamsters fighting over a wheel is 20 mil youtube view level stuff. Maybe you should try lowering your expectations just a little bit. </sarcasm>

Broc
12-06-2011, 01:24 AM
I'm honestly "trying" to read a lot more, I no longer allow myself to "skim through" any showdown, I read every full show at this point, however, I need to work on reading more Warfare/Mayhem stuff, especially Mayhem, because I have like no reason to read it, considering I don't have any characters there, but hopefully I'll quit being a lazy ass and read those sometimes

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:25 AM
I Think what Rob is saying instead of worrying about how good your promos look, or worrying about how great your character is. Read the other promos, and give them credit for the promos they write.

Amirite Rob?

^^ Fucking BINGO! We really want to see people getting involved more, we want to see people showing others respect or saying "hey, you should work on this"... we don't want it to be about "me, me, me". This is for fun, and when people get praised personally for doing a good job, it MAKES that person feel good and want to continue to have fun. Fuck, Aloisick is one dedicated motherfucker but I BARELY see anyone give him props on shit. Yeah, his puncuation may suck but, that's WAY besides the point.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:26 AM
whatever I'm not gonna sit here and get bitched at

Really? Really? REALLY? Okay... you take it as that man. Just remember what I said.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:29 AM
Really? Really? REALLY? Okay... you take it as that man. Just remember what I said.

As much as I would love to give constructive criticism, I find my own promos to be mediocre, and everyone has better promo talent than i do right now

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:31 AM
^^ Fucking BINGO! We really want to see people getting involved more, we want to see people showing others respect or saying "hey, you should work on this"... we don't want it to be about "me, me, me". This is for fun, and when people get praised personally for doing a good job, it MAKES that person feel good and want to continue to have fun. Fuck, Aloisick is one dedicated motherfucker but I BARELY see anyone give him props on shit. Yeah, his puncuation may suck but, that's WAY besides the point.

Aloisick can write a great promo, believe me I seen some of his work in HWA. I haven't really noticed here as I'm just now starting to read the shows fully. Instead of reading here there stuff. Believe me I agree with Rob, we should all give credit were credit is due.

Tommy Thunder
12-06-2011, 01:32 AM
whatever I'm not gonna sit here and get bitched at

Getting bitched at? Dude, constructive criticism.
You do seem to come across as selfish at times (if I may be so bold as to say that). And reading some of the stuff that you've written here recently, you do seem to think your character is the best thing since sliced bread, since you go on about "how important my character is to this cross fed" (I seem to recall you saying something along those lines).
Maybe give your fellow Jabesters some props from time to time? After all, your roster should be united together and supporting each other for this cross fed, not acting on your own.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:34 AM
Alright fine before everyone pitches in, in writing their own chapter on the Bitch at Kevin Matthews novel I'll do what I have to do, but I can't now as no show has been posted since the PPV, which I adored from A to Z, and props to Kash (and whoever else pitched in)

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:36 AM
Alright fine before everyone pitches in, in writing their own chapter on the Bitch at Kevin Matthews novel I'll do what I have to do, but I can't now as no show has been posted since the PPV, which I adored from A to Z, and props to Kash (and whoever else pitched in)

Wow. You know no bounds.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:37 AM
As much as I would love to give constructive criticism, I find my own promos to be mediocre, and everyone has better promo talent than i do right now

That is NOT TRUE, STOP saying that! Just cause it takes you time to write a promo, don't mean they are mediocre! If people say Kevin can't write a promo go read HWA Legacy, Matthews actually go creative! Damn good job Kev. Kev you will get better as you go man! You have potential, all you need to do is dig down deep and find some creativity. Once you find it, you will be able to write great promos all the time.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:37 AM
Wow. You know no bounds.

I know nothing apparently

Broc
12-06-2011, 01:39 AM
Kev bro, you're taking things to personally, you're doing fine with your character, and everyone is just trying to help out (like you probably should I might add) but Kev, this isn't the first time this has happened either, I can recall you complaining when Sully was telling you that he thought your promo was to short or something, you have to take constructive criticism, as a way to see the flaws in your character, and improve it for the better, so I'm going to tell you the same thing I told you last time, if you can't take constructive criticism in a positive way, you shouldn't be in an e fed to begin with

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:40 AM
Kev bro, you're taking things to personally, you're doing fine with your character, and everyone is just trying to help out (like you probably should I might add) but Kev, this isn't the first time this has happened either, I can recall you complaining when Sully was telling you that he thought your promo was to short or something, you have to take constructive criticism, as a way to see the flaws in your character, and improve it for the better, so I'm going to tell you the same thing I told you last time, if you can't take constructive criticism in a positive way, you shouldn't be in an e fed to begin with

Alright nevermind

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:40 AM
I know nothing apparently

You're really acting like a kid who hasn't had a nap yet. Take the hissy fit down a few notches and then maybe talk. I'm not about having shit blow up because someone doesn't know how to take opinions. Take a step back and reflect for a moment before things get said that shouldn't be....

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 01:42 AM
Getting bitched at? Dude, constructive criticism.
You do seem to come across as selfish at times (if I may be so bold as to say that). And reading some of the stuff that you've written here recently, you do seem to think your character is the best thing since sliced bread, since you go on about "how important my character is to this cross fed" (I seem to recall you saying something along those lines).
Maybe give your fellow Jabesters some props from time to time? After all, your roster should be united together and supporting each other for this cross fed, not acting on your own.

Very true TT. Very true indeed.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 01:42 AM
You're really acting like a kid who hasn't had a nap yet. Take the hissy fit down a few notches and then maybe talk. I'm not about having shit blow up because someone doesn't know how to take opinions. Take a step back and reflect for a moment before things get said that shouldn't be....

Well said.

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 01:53 AM
Kevin I don't know what is your problem with typing and acting as your character but it is not hard, like at all. If you don't like writing promos then there is an issue there.

I hate writing as well but that doesn't stop me from writing my own stuff. I find writing my own stuff easier because I can act like the character. If writing proves difficult for you then you should have some writing exercises.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 01:55 AM
Kevin I don't know what is your problem with typing and acting as your character but it is not hard, like at all. If you don't like writing promos then there is an issue there.

I hate writing as well but that doesn't stop me from writing my own stuff. I find writing my own stuff easier because I can act like the character. If writing proves difficult for you then you should have some writing exercises.
Nothing's wrong with my writing skills, apparently they want me to go and criticize other promos as well, I'm not making this look like this is all about me, but as you know I'm trying to get attention from the big boys so I can eventually move up in the ranks like everyone does. But since this is turning into a huge drama series, I'm just gonna cut the crap and end it right here

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 02:06 AM
Nothing's wrong with my writing skills, apparently they want me to go and criticize other promos as well, I'm not making this look like this is all about me, but as you know I'm trying to get attention from the big boys so I can eventually move up in the ranks like everyone does. But since this is turning into a huge drama series, I'm just gonna cut the crap and end it right here

Kevin, you didn't understand what we told you...It wasn't directed towards you. You're not understanding so I'm going to say this once more... We (as a JBW Family) would like to see members give other members positive feedback on there work... Do you want me to simplify it? JBW want Kev Kev (AND OTHERS NOT JUST YOU)to give good feedback to promos.
In all seriousness GIVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK to people who work their ass off. Simple stuff like Nice promo man, great job dude keep it up, you don't have to give a 5 star review, just a simple good job is what everyone would like to hear every now and then. I don't think that is to much to ask for either!

Tommy Thunder
12-06-2011, 02:10 AM
Kevin, you didn't understand what we told you...It wasn't directed towards you. You're not understanding so I'm going to say this once more... We (as a JBW Family) would like to see members give other members positive feedback on there work... Do you want me to simplify it? JBW want Kev Kev (AND OTHERS NOT JUST YOU)to give good feedback to promos.
In all seriousness GIVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK to people who work their ass off. Simple stuff like Nice promo man, great job dude keep it up, you don't have to give a 5 star review, just a simple good job is what everyone would like to hear every now and then. I don't think that is to much to ask for either!

Just to add:
It's basically about taking interest in other characters and feuds in the fed apart from yours.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 02:10 AM
Kevin, you didn't understand what we told you...It wasn't directed towards you. You're not understanding so I'm going to say this once more... We (as a JBW Family) would like to see members give other members positive feedback on there work... Do you want me to simplify it? JBW want Kev Kev (AND OTHERS NOT JUST YOU)to give good feedback to promos.
In all seriousness GIVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK to people who work their ass off. Simple stuff like Nice promo man, great job dude keep it up, you don't have to give a 5 star review, just a simple good job is what everyone would like to hear every now and then. I don't think that is to much to ask for either!

Alright fine I don't wanna deal with this crap any longer, I posted something that was aimed towards the crossover feud and this whole thing turned 180 degrees on me

Tommy Thunder
12-06-2011, 02:13 AM
Alright fine I don't wanna deal with this crap any longer, I posted something that was aimed towards the crossover feud and this whole thing turned 180 degrees on me

It's not about that one post. It's more of a general thing.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 02:13 AM
Just to add:
It's basically about taking interest in other characters and feuds in the fed apart from yours.

I'd be a liar if I said I did that, but I try.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 02:18 AM
screw this shit, im outta here

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 02:30 AM
screw this shit, im outta here

Kevin...ALL WE ARE ASKING YOU TO DO IS SHOW MORE INTEREST THEN YOURSELF... Ask yourself... Do you congratulate anyone on a title win, or tell anyone they did a good job with a promo? Do you notice other characters around you, do you notice how they act? Instead of making it about Kevin, make it about the fed Kevin is on.

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 02:38 AM
Look... I tried being nice, I really did. STOP thowing yourself a fcking pity party! You make it seem like everyone is attacking a poor defenseless person who's never done anything wrong. 10 out of 10 eFedders can't be wrong on this one! NO one is telling you to quit but, if you want to the door is always there. NO one is being held here against their will. I'm sick and fucking tired of the whining and constant complaining coming from you. You're a self centered know it all who is right in knowing nothing. I'm WAY to tired to be dealing with this shit...

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 02:45 AM
Look... I tried being nice, I really did. STOP thowing yourself a fcking pity party! You make it seem like everyone is attacking a poor defenseless person who's never done anything wrong. 10 out of 10 eFedders can't be wrong on this one! NO one is telling you to quit but, if you want to the door is always there. NO one is being held here against their will. I'm sick and fucking tired of the whining and constant complaining coming from you. You're a self centered know it all who is right in knowing nothing. I'm WAY to tired to be dealing with this shit...
that's why i quit

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 02:51 AM
that's why i quit

Cool by me. Now, don't have some big bravado on here and then go tell Ka$h people were picking on you or some shit. Sorry it went down this way. I much perfer PM's over JABEboard blowouts but, sometimes it happens that way. #Whatever.

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 02:52 AM
yeah that's it

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 02:55 AM
I don't want to be the kind of man who uses the personal turmoil of others for my own person gain.



BUT I do wanna try and get JBW back onto pressing, non-personal issues here.

IC: When am I getting my title shots?

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 02:57 AM
IC: When am I getting my title shots?

IC: When are you going to win matches?

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 02:58 AM
IC: When are you going to win matches?

IC: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Since we do I need to win matches? Zack Ryder doesn't need to!

SLEEPY LOCO1
12-06-2011, 02:58 AM
I don't want to be the kind of man who uses the personal turmoil of others for my own person gain.



BUT I do wanna try and get JBW back onto pressing, non-personal issues here.

IC: When am I getting my title shots?

lmfao, and Kevin is the one ran out for being self centered. lol

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:02 AM
lmfao, and Kevin is the one ran out for being self centered. lol

IC: Wait, I have to be liked? And have a fanbase? This was NOT what I was told when I signed the contract!

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:02 AM
IC: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Since we do I need to win matches? Zack Ryder doesn't need to!

IC: Since when are we in the WWE? You earn your keep here.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:04 AM
IC: Since when are we in the WWE? You earn your keep here.

IC: You walked in, flopped your wang on the desk, and got a title shot! *unzips and slaps his wang on the table* TITLE SHOT NOW!

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:08 AM
IC: You walked in, flopped your wang on the desk, and got a title shot! *unzips and slaps his wang on the table* TITLE SHOT NOW!

IC: Are you willing to stoop that low for a title shot? Especially at the chaotic time we are facing? Let me remind you: I didn't ask for a title shot. I asked for an impact. Now if you want a title shot then I suggest you get in line, like the rest of us.

Now if you really want a title shot then stop being a selfish prick and be ready for the EWNCW guys that may come.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 03:09 AM
I mean I know it's all personal choice.

However, this sucks the guy who told me to go to JBW, and said why it was better... Left... For stupid reasons that should have been avoided.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:11 AM
IC: Are you willing to stoop that low for a title shot? Especially at the chaotic time we are facing? Let me remind you: I didn't ask for a title shot. I asked for an impact. Now if you want a title shot then I suggest you get in line, like the rest of us.

Now if you really want a title shot then stop being a selfish prick and be ready for the EWNCW guys that may come.

IC: Really? You're worried about a bunch of talentless scabs on wrestling? That you dominated during your entire run there? Sorry, but I'm sure Batman has enough power to beat back the villains while the Joker runs around playing with his toys.

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:17 AM
IC: Really? You're worried about a bunch of talentless scabs on wrestling? That you dominated during your entire run there? Sorry, but I'm sure Batman has enough power to beat back the villains while the Joker runs around playing with his toys.

IC: If they are talentless, then I assume that you can beat the whole roster all at once. I would be very impressed. Again....that is me assuming. Assuming you have a spine as well and actual wrestling skill rather than mic skill.

Now I have no problems sending you to the hospital with multiple fractures, a black eye, broken nose, and a concussion. So if you keep mouthing off that you want title shots, then I suggest you and me have a match. Its only fair for one to earn it no?

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:18 AM
IC: If they are talentless, then I assume that you can beat the whole roster all at once. I would be very impressed. Again....that is me assuming. Assuming you have a spine as well and actual wrestling skill rather than mic skill.

Now I have no problems sending you to the hospital with multiple fractures, a black eye, broken nose, and a concussion. So if you keep mouthing off that you want title shots, then I suggest you and me have a match. Its only fair for one to earn it no?

IC: Alright--I only have one question:

Do I have to fight you before, after, or during the entire EWNCW roster?

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:27 AM
IC: Alright--I only have one question:

Do I have to fight you before, after, or during the entire EWNCW roster?

IC: Which ever suits you best and shows how much of a man you are, assuming you are a man.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:31 AM
IC: Which ever suits you best and shows how much of a man you are, assuming you are a man.

IC: *looks down at the desk, then back at Shuriken* ... *Raises eyebrow*

68wPayne
12-06-2011, 03:34 AM
IC: *stands up in the crowded JBW locker room* Alright boys, I figured I would add my two cents to this little shin dig here. *motions to the door where 4 women in daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and a tied flannel shirt bring cases of mason jars filled with a clear liquid* All y'all know I'm a beer drinkin sumbitch but desperate times call for different measures. I'm sharing some of my Papaw's liquid courage. Drink up this moonshine boys and give em hell. Also when it's all said and done and we're through mopping the floor with their asses I'm restarting my path to get me one of them there big ol' belt buckles. Now save your Confederate currency boys *motions to the JBW locker room to finish out the catch phrase*

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 03:35 AM
IC: *stands up in the crowded JBW locker room* Alright boys, I figured I would add my two cents to this little shin dig here. *motions to the door where 4 women in daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and a tied flannel shirt bring cases of mason jars filled with a clear liquid* All y'all know I'm a beer drinkin sumbitch but desperate times call for different measures. I'm sharing some of my Papaw's liquid courage. Drink up this moonshine boys and give em hell. Also when it's all said and done and we're through mopping the floor with their asses I'm restarting my path to get me one of them there big ol' belt buckles. Now save your Confederate currency boys *motions to the JBW locker room to finish out the catch phrase*

IC: Cause the south will rise again!

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:35 AM
IC: *stands up in the crowded JBW locker room* Alright boys, I figured I would add my two cents to this little shin dig here. *motions to the door where 4 women in daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and a tied flannel shirt bring cases of mason jars filled with a clear liquid* All y'all know I'm a beer drinkin sumbitch but desperate times call for different measures. I'm sharing some of my Papaw's liquid courage. Drink up this moonshine boys and give em hell. Also when it's all said and done and we're through mopping the floor with their asses I'm restarting my path to get me one of them there big ol' belt buckles. Now save your Confederate currency boys *motions to the JBW locker room to finish out the catch phrase*

IC: CAUSE WE NEED SOMETHING TO LIT ON FIRE! YEAH! *runs off to fight 'dem 'der Northerners*

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:40 AM
IC: *looks down at the desk, then back at Shuriken* ... *Raises eyebrow*

IC: It looks like you want to go to the hospital already....

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:41 AM
IC: It looks like you want to go to the hospital already....

IC: Well, this will be my 5th visit this year--so I'll get a free sponge bath.

aloisick
12-06-2011, 03:43 AM
I know nothing apparently

i recall giving you props on three promos recently you stupid son of a bitch this is what you did in HWA when sully asked for more then a line for a promo yu like to be samoa joe we get it but even he cuts promos and you been good of late and be sad to lose you but your call and personally i dont know who the hell thought you deserved to be champion at three different feds

Leggo
12-06-2011, 03:47 AM
Well, that was fun! I couldn't keep up! Lol

Kev, bruv, you know the brown bit around a woman's nipple? Well that's called an arriola... And TBF bruv, you're acting like a tit. Now I'm not saying that you're new nickname should be Arrie, but I totally agree with the Rated one 100%.

When you come onto the thread you post things about you and your feelings. You very rarely post opinions on others... Whether that be promos or even replying to posts. It's not a bad thing at all, but you do come across as a moaner.

Now, take your mamma's tit out your mouth bruv and get on with it bruv. We gotta a battle to fight... Together!

68wPayne
12-06-2011, 03:49 AM
IC: Cause the south will rise again!

IC: Damn Right!


IC: CAUSE WE NEED SOMETHING TO LIT ON FIRE! YEAH! *runs off to fight 'dem 'der Northerners*

IC: Hell, why not

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 03:51 AM
IC: Damn Right!



IC: Hell, why not

IC: Iunno, something about getting your asses kicked south of the Mason-Dixon line--oh, and they have Andrew Jackson's reanimated corpse. AJ 4 PRESIDENT 2012!

THEKEVINBRAND
12-06-2011, 03:51 AM
I love you guys, even if some came across as pricks but I need time right now

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 03:54 AM
IC: Well, this will be my 5th visit this year--so I'll get a free sponge bath.

IC: No I was thinking about leaving you there, permanently.

aloisick
12-06-2011, 03:55 AM
^^ Fucking BINGO! We really want to see people getting involved more, we want to see people showing others respect or saying "hey, you should work on this"... we don't want it to be about "me, me, me". This is for fun, and when people get praised personally for doing a good job, it MAKES that person feel good and want to continue to have fun. Fuck, Aloisick is one dedicated motherfucker but I BARELY see anyone give him props on shit. Yeah, his puncuation may suck but, that's WAY besides the point.

gees man thanks a lot thats the nicest thing anyone has done on here for me beside kash writing something up once and thanks for andy seconding that i try to give props and often do even in my IC promo on here before i included KEV saying he had a good promo yeah i want my guy to develop but whats the point when the guy im facing is an unknown because no one acknowledges them by giving them credit it builds there esteeem up like mine has been lately and builds the matches there in because people take notice of what you said about your opponent therefore taking notice at the match hence you, i dont wanna get sappy but cheers for the props rob and im trying with my punctuations if anyone wants to review my promos and punctuate them and show me how to do it id be more then happy

aloisick
12-06-2011, 03:56 AM
I love you guys, even if some came across as pricks but I need time right now

if you need time fine you need time, but if we didnt care we wouldnt say anything mate and theres only one person on E-Fedding that i hate and they know who they are and your not it

Leggo
12-06-2011, 04:00 AM
if you need time fine you need time, but if we didnt care we wouldnt say anything mate and theres only one person on E-Fedding that i hate and they know who they are and your not it

*raises one eyebrow and scratches chin*

Kashdinero
12-06-2011, 04:08 AM
Is it possible to release someone from their contract after they quit when they don't technically have a contract?

Just joking, Kev. Come back when you're ready.

Anyway... Jose slapped his on my desk. It was one of those expensive "compensating" type desks that cost me £25,000... I'm still trying to get the money back off him for breaking it in half... Had the breakage not occured, he'd have beaten Zeus, Romes, Shuri', K-Jammin, The Sandman, Samson, DUB's, TDA, The Prophecy, Siaki, St George, Ma$$Dinero, G-Scorp, Kevin Mathews, Daniel May, Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer, Damian Icarus, The Dag, RAGNAROK, IPITB, Snair, Manabu, Danny Tatum (who?:)), Avidco, Andy Amazing, Broc, Sully, Chainsaw, SilverLace, SilverDust, Morrison Martell, NightWolf, Kayden James, Shining Light, Pat, Dudley, Sly, Larry, Fam Guy Team, Dave, Todd, Melissa,The Popcorn Vender, Shockmaster, Lenny Lightning, and finally JMan, en route to recieving the biggest push ever which would have seen him become the longest reigning WARFare champ in history.

Moral of the tale?

Be aware of your own strength.

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 04:09 AM
I don't have beef with anyone, I had one run in with Leggo, but that's history. I'm sure he'll agree.

aloisick
12-06-2011, 04:11 AM
Is it possible to release someone from their contract after they quit when they don't technically have a contract?

Just joking, Kev. Come back when you're ready.

Anyway... Jose slapped his on my desk. It was one of those expensive "compensating" type desks that cost me £25,000... I'm still trying to get the money back off him for breaking it in half... Had the breakage not occured, he'd have beaten Zeus, Romes, Shuri', K-Jammin, The Sandman, Samson, DUB's, TDA, The Prophecy, Siaki, St George, Ma$$Dinero, G-Scorp, Kevin Mathews, Daniel May, Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer, Damian Icarus, The Dag, RAGNAROK, IPITB, Snair, Manabu, Danny Tatum (who?:)), Avidco, Andy Amazing, Broc, Sully, Chainsaw, SilverLace, SilverDust, Morrison Martell, NightWolf, Kayden James, Shining Light, Pat, Dudley, Sly, Larry, Fam Guy Team, Dave, Todd, Melissa,The Popcorn Vender, Shockmaster, Lenny Lightning, and finally JMan, en route to recieving the biggest push which would have saw him become the longest reigning WARFare champ in history.

Moral of the tale?

Be aware of your own strength.

lol thanks for only including one of my characters in that failed legendary push

aloisick
12-06-2011, 04:12 AM
I don't have beef with anyone, I had one run in with Leggo, but that's history. I'm sure he'll agree.

i got screwed over big time when i was starting out AYS and when i finally get the match with him we will get the promo of a lifetime laid out on him

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 04:15 AM
i got screwed over big time when i was starting out AYS and when i finally get the match with him we will get the promo of a lifetime laid out on him

No need to start stuff man, we already had a run in that cost Kevin, don't need anymore leaving.

Leggo
12-06-2011, 04:16 AM
I don't have beef with anyone, I had one run in with Leggo, but that's history. I'm sure he'll agree.

Agreed... Run in? More like a comment... Then one comment back lol

We're good

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 04:18 AM
Agreed... Run in? More like a comment... Then one comment back lol

We're good

Cheers man!

aloisick
12-06-2011, 04:18 AM
No need to start stuff man, we already had a run in that cost Kevin, don't need anymore leaving.

bro the person isnt even here atm

aloisick
12-06-2011, 04:19 AM
No need to start stuff man, we already had a run in that cost Kevin, don't need anymore leaving.

bro the person isnt even here atm

AreYaSerious
12-06-2011, 04:21 AM
bro the person isnt even here atm

Oh. I thought it was Leggo, because you quoted him. I'm to tired. I'm going to bed. I know I said this 2 hours ago, but this time I mean it.

Leggo
12-06-2011, 04:22 AM
Cheers man!

I have to say though... I use my iPhone when I come on here, and everytime I scroll down the page I always hit your sig, which opens a new window. The amount of times I've said to myself "AREYOUSERIOUS!" lol joke

Kashdinero
12-06-2011, 04:22 AM
'sick... Roberto and Uliose hate each other. Nothing has changed. Individual promos please.

TOAK, Roberto, Uliose.

Also, basically, the SHOWDOWN! guys need to do the same, and send them to Sau.

There will be all the necessary announcements made at the third (and hopefully -for numerous reasons- final) SUPERSHOW that will be posted on SATURDAY, so, promos in my inbox by FRIDAY please :)

ALL CAPS FTW!!

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 04:30 AM
I didn't get a response to my PM :( Kash doesn't love Shuriken anymore lol

Leggo
12-06-2011, 04:38 AM
Ok gaffer!

Is it still ok... I was trying to send you a comical reply, but some dicksplash keeps WA'ping me and I can't type!!!!!!! Lol

Hobnobs FTW!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 04:40 AM
Ok gaffer!

Is it still ok... I was trying to send you a comical reply, but some dicksplash keeps WA'ping me and I can't type!!!!!!! Lol

Hobnobs FTW!

Yeah, I had someone WA'ping me too but, now my phone died and he doesn't love me enough to PM me on here LOL! And, thanks for agreeing with me on this one Leggs... usually you PM me about my actions and scold me like a father should... I felt I really tried with this one. I deserve a cookie! #Cookie!

Kashdinero
12-06-2011, 04:42 AM
I didn't get a response to my PM :( Kash doesn't love Shuriken anymore lol

It was your PM that inspired the post about plans for the next show.

Shuriken has to lead us. He knows them all so well.

SilverGhost
12-06-2011, 04:44 AM
It was your PM that inspired the post about plans for the next show.

Shuriken has to lead us. He knows them all so well.

Wow! And I had to delete that PM....FML!!! :(

Kashdinero
12-06-2011, 04:56 AM
Wow! And I had to delete that PM....FML!!! :(

It's cool.

Just gimmie some of that Serious Smack Talk that Shuri' baby has become oh so known for in any location you want. Personally, I'd love to see another trip to Japan...

Poot-Hair
12-06-2011, 06:50 AM
Okay so let me see if I can get my head around some things that's went down on here....
1.) Kevin heard the truth, didn't like it, and took his ball and went home.....#Whatever
2.) Rated_R(ob)ko..you could totally hide a dead dwarfed venezuelan prostitute in that ZZ Top lookin' motherfuckin' beard you got there. (btw great job in making your points about whining :p)
3.) @Kash-Am I correct in interpreting your message earlier that I need a Kayden James promo ripping EWNCW sent to Sau?
4.)@Romanflare- *Kicks in the nuts and walks away*

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 10:18 AM
Why is Kev trending on here? I can't be fucked to go back and look as im on my phone

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 10:20 AM
Is it possible to release someone from their contract after they quit when they don't technically have a contract?

Just joking, Kev. Come back when you're ready.

Anyway... Jose slapped his on my desk. It was one of those expensive "compensating" type desks that cost me £25,000... I'm still trying to get the money back off him for breaking it in half... Had the breakage not occured, he'd have beaten Zeus, Romes, Shuri', K-Jammin, The Sandman, Samson, DUB's, TDA, The Prophecy, Siaki, St George, Ma$$Dinero, G-Scorp, Kevin Mathews, Daniel May, Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer, Damian Icarus, The Dag, RAGNAROK, IPITB, Snair, Manabu, Danny Tatum (who?:)), Avidco, Andy Amazing, Broc, Sully, Chainsaw, SilverLace, SilverDust, Morrison Martell, NightWolf, Kayden James, Shining Light, Pat, Dudley, Sly, Larry, Fam Guy Team, Dave, Todd, Melissa,The Popcorn Vender, Shockmaster, Lenny Lightning, and finally JMan, en route to recieving the biggest push ever which would have seen him become the longest reigning WARFare champ in history.

Moral of the tale?

Be aware of your own strength.

Wait. So you're saying all I have to do is pay you back for the table? Let me make a quick call t my swiss bank account! Oh and uh I'll keep Melissa ;)

Poot-Hair
12-06-2011, 11:31 AM
*stares at Layla's ass* d'uuhhhhhh.........what's up guys? *goes back to staring*

HeelTurn
12-06-2011, 11:46 AM
Wow great PPV, EWNCW you want a war, we'll give you one pmsl.

Grind_Bastard
12-06-2011, 12:10 PM
*stares at Layla's ass* d'uuhhhhhh.........what's up guys? *goes back to staring*

Layla's ass is more hypnotic than Hypnotoad!

HeelTurn
12-06-2011, 12:14 PM
Layla's ass is more hypnotic than Hypnotoad!

BOW DOWN to Layla's ass lol



So whats been happening in the magical world of Jabe lately?

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 12:15 PM
Layla's ass is more hypnotic than Hypnotoad!

I could not agree more *drools some more*

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 12:21 PM
I could not agree more *drools some more*

About what? *finally zips up his pants from a few pages ago*

Kevin threw a temper tantrum. To be fair, he was provoked by some of the other members, but to also be fair, they had a point.

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 12:25 PM
About what? *finally zips up his pants from a few pages ago*

Kevin threw a temper tantrum. To be fair, he was provoked by some of the other members, but to also be fair, they had a point.

Oh dear, dear oh dear...

Oh by the way, I think K-Flare should be on Mayhem again this week. Is a promo each okay?

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 12:25 PM
About what? *finally zips up his pants from a few pages ago*

Kevin threw a temper tantrum. To be fair, he was provoked by some of the other members, but to also be fair, they had a point.

... and if you find out more about that "thing" you sent via PM, let me know *suspicious face*

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 12:28 PM
So what have missed? Went to listen to Backstreet Boys kinda got lost lol

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 12:31 PM
Oh dear, dear oh dear...

Oh by the way, I think K-Flare should be on Mayhem again this week. Is a promo each okay?

I was told to prepare a promo for the invasion, so I think K-Flare might be off the show this week, though I'm not sure yet. I'll keep you posted on my twitter feed.

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 12:38 PM
I was told to prepare a promo for the invasion, so I think K-Flare might be off the show this week, though I'm not sure yet. I'll keep you posted on my twitter feed.

I'm the World Champion, I can do whatever I want.

I'm joking of course, let me know bitch tits.

TheBeardOfZeus
12-06-2011, 01:42 PM
I mean I know it's all personal choice.

However, this sucks the guy who told me to go to JBW, and said why it was better... Left... For stupid reasons that should have been avoided.

Right, I read through the last few pages, and saw this.

Dude, honestly, JBW is great, and I'm sure you've seen it. But Matthews is a massive pain-in-the-arse. Always has, always will, and I was so glad when he left EWNCW.

By the way, what I have learned reading this thread for the past few days is this:

ROMAN FLARE IS THE GREATEST.

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 01:44 PM
Right, I read through the last few pages, and saw this.

Dude, honestly, JBW is great, and I'm sure you've seen it. But Matthews is a massive pain-in-the-arse. Always has, always will, and I was so glad when he left EWNCW.

By the way, what I have learned reading this thread for the past few days is this:

ROMAN FLARE IS THE GREATEST.

FINALLY! God!




Or was that sarcasm?

TheBeardOfZeus
12-06-2011, 01:48 PM
FINALLY! God!




Or was that sarcasm?

No, seriously bro, my favourite character on JBW at the moment.

I'm becoming a mark!

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 02:04 PM
No, seriously bro, my favourite character on JBW at the moment.

I'm becoming a mark!

Romes is definitely one of the best and when he holds all Three world titles I best get the first shot at the WARFare Belt :D

Poot-Hair
12-06-2011, 02:08 PM
Okay guys I have officially finished recording another song. The name of it is "Answers". Very religious themed song. I'll eventually get over my compooter stoopidness and learn how to convert to youtube so I can share with you guys. If you guys want to add me to skype and have me send it to you for scrutiny, my skype name is poot-hair.

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 02:11 PM
Guys get ready because I am about to write a Promo that is going to knock it out of the park and take HolyJose to a whole new level!

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-06-2011, 02:23 PM
No, seriously bro, my favourite character on JBW at the moment.

I'm becoming a mark!

You haven't met RedRuM yet. ;)

RomanFlare
12-06-2011, 02:36 PM
Romes is definitely one of the best and when he holds all Three world titles I best get the first shot at the WARFare Belt :D

Finally! A Believer!

Leggo
12-06-2011, 02:54 PM
Finally! A Believer!

Romes is the CM Punk in the HOJ. One day... Just one day I will have a serious conversation with him! Lol

Leggo
12-06-2011, 03:09 PM
I'm the World Champion, I can do whatever I want.

I'm joking of course, let me know bitch tits.

IC: Listen to you... Got the belt back for 5mins and running your mouth already!

Ooc: itching yet biatch?! Lol

K-Jammin
12-06-2011, 03:24 PM
IC: Listen to you... Got the belt back for 5mins and running your mouth already!

Ooc: itching yet biatch?! Lol

Thankfully it seems everything has remained smooth and itch free, praise the gods!

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 03:24 PM
IC: Listen to you... Got the belt back for 5mins and running your mouth already!

Ooc: itching yet biatch?! Lol

IC: aw is little Georgie boy jealous he isn't champion anymore? Honestly you come back and think you can just take the spot of number one contender immediately I don't care if when you got fired you were No. 1 Contender. that means you got rehired and let's face it you didn't deserve it!

OOC: Oh shit i'm fucking with St. MotherFucking Geroge I may regret this :p

Leggo
12-06-2011, 03:31 PM
IC: aw is little Georgie boy jealous he isn't champion anymore? Honestly you come back and think you can just take the spot of number one contender immediately I don't care if when you got fired you were No. 1 Contender. that means you got rehired and let's face it you didn't deserve it!

OOC: Oh shit i'm fucking with St. MotherFucking Geroge I may regret this :p

IC: jelious? Hahahahaha! YES I AM CHINA! jealously is a good thing. It keeps you competitive and wanting more success. Did kjam beat me? Yes... All be it an assist by the EWNCW crew. He needs that belt to keep his jeans from falling down that scrawny body of his! I'm just another Jabester that you keep calling out... One day we will meet.

HolyJose2391
12-06-2011, 03:37 PM
IC: jelious? Hahahahaha! YES I AM CHINA! jealously is a good thing. It keeps you competitive and wanting more success. Did kjam beat me? Yes... All be it an assist by the EWNCW crew. He needs that belt to keep his jeans from falling down that scrawny body of his! I'm just another Jabester that you keep calling out... One day we will meet.

IC: Oh We will meet and quite frankly you'll be the one to regret it! As for being a JABEster I keep calling out. I'll call out whomever I want whenever I damn well please until I get my rightful shot at the championship I deserve. I don't care if it's someone from WARFare, Mayhem or that shit of a brand Showdown

Poot-Hair
12-06-2011, 03:40 PM
IC: (as Kayden James) "Oh he took my title. Oh you're not going to get it back. You shut up. No you shut up." Sounds like a bunch of children bickering over who gets toy car. Grow up and settle your differences like men. Or better yet, let me get in the ring and strip one of you of your belt and the other of your pride...