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Bodom
02-07-2011, 10:33 PM
A tweet from Kurt Angle


My production company is talking to TNA to make TNA Films, It feels like a wonderful bond between TNA and NS Productions.

Does this mean that we may see The Marine 3 staring Mr Anderson?

Does anyone else smell an Abyss origin story?

Will every movie have a crazy Russo swerve at the end?

Will Dixie Carter have a prominent role in each film to keep her happy and away from the wrestling side of things?

Black Mass Reverend
02-07-2011, 10:43 PM
I hope none of that ever happens.

ProWrestlingFan
02-07-2011, 10:44 PM
They cant be any worse then WWE flims=/

Tai Night
02-07-2011, 10:46 PM
Will every movie have a crazy Russo swerve at the end?

Yep, I will pay for a 12 dollars ticket just for that alone. llab

Iron Ape
02-07-2011, 10:48 PM
They cant be any worse then WWE flims=/
TNA would find a way.

Bodom
02-07-2011, 10:53 PM
Abyss would make a great Rain Man, "237 tacks. yeah, 273 Tacks!"

Robstar
02-07-2011, 11:52 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! TNA films! That's just bizzarely hilarious.

Wrestling companies need to stay away from making films, period. And no, they won't be as bad as WWE films they'll be much, much worse. At least WWE has the money to spend. But I'm sure with all the experience Dixie has at selling non-existent futures, maybe she will find investors after all.

@Kurt - does this mean the family angle (no pun) is indeed a work after all?

Tommy Thunder
02-08-2011, 12:00 AM
TNA don't have enough money to pay their talents *coughRicFlaircough* let alone enough money to make films!!

Robstar
02-08-2011, 12:05 AM
TNA don't have enough money to pay their talents *coughRicFlaircough* let alone enough money to make films!!

Pretty soon they'll be relying on Karen Jangle's stripper tips, Jeff Hardly's drug dealing and Matt Hardly's grape concession stand to keep afloat

IPEEINTHESHOWER
02-08-2011, 12:09 AM
Pretty soon they'll be relying on Karen Jangle's stripper tips, Jeff Hardly's drug dealing and Matt Hardly's grape concession stand to keep afloat

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. TNA cant even do pro rasslin right and they want to get into films??? Are they smoking crack or what? Maybe someone should tell TNA management to work on getting out of the barn and leave the straight to DVD's to the WWE.

Iron Ape
02-08-2011, 12:42 AM
Quick, somebody Photoshop Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, and Ric Flair onto the Three Men and a Baby poster, and replace the baby with a jug full of Oxycodone. I smell a screenplay coming on.

Kashdinero
02-08-2011, 12:45 AM
I'm hoping this means that they'll make Wrong Side of the Tracks 2! That was possibly the best bad movie I've ever seen, and Knob Van Dam & Bitchtista's performances made it essential viewing for anyone in need of cheering up ;)

Robstar
02-08-2011, 01:36 AM
I'm hoping this means that they'll make Wrong Side of the Tracks 2! That was possibly the best bad movie I've ever seen, and Knob Van Dam & Bitchtista's performances made it essential viewing for anyone in need of cheering up ;)

Agreed. Funny as fuck.

Kashdinero
02-08-2011, 02:15 AM
Agreed. Funny as fuck.

Rob's certainly no Van Damme.

It was a true embarrassment to all involved.

The Brown One
02-08-2011, 06:53 AM
I'm hoping this means that they'll make Wrong Side of the Tracks 2! That was possibly the best bad movie I've ever seen, and Knob Van Dam & Bitchtista's performances made it essential viewing for anyone in need of cheering up ;)

I was flicking through some movies last week and came across that. Sounds like a good way to kill some time.

Pittbull
02-08-2011, 08:47 AM
I'm doing a movie with Velvet Sky ;)

HeelTurn
02-08-2011, 11:33 AM
Hopefully Angle wont do River Of Darkness 2.

Rassling_Fan
02-08-2011, 12:20 PM
I'm hoping this doesn't lead to more trying to be like WCW...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsqA4w9IbeQ

samoan619
02-08-2011, 12:45 PM
Quick, somebody Photoshop Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, and Ric Flair onto the Three Men and a Baby poster, and replace the baby with a jug full of Oxycodone. I smell a screenplay coming on.

lmao!! hillarious, i second this notion..

Bodom
02-09-2011, 08:42 AM
TNA presents Orlando Jordon and Eric Young in Brokeback Mountain 2

Kashdinero
02-09-2011, 01:03 PM
TNA presents Orlando Jordon and Eric Young in Brokeback Mountain 2

With Mickie James as Orlando's Horse ;)

Bodom
02-09-2011, 05:14 PM
They could make quite the movie about an Olympic gold medalist who finds love in the arms of a stripper who leaves him for his boss with flowing blonde locks. Too bad they don't have the right actors to pull it off.