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thejman93
01-18-2011, 07:49 PM
I'm starting a thread where we can put all of the funny stuff that gets said around here. I'll start it with this gem from Bodom on why wrestlers seem to be gaining weight:
Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

Feel free to add quotes you find humorous.

The Brown One
01-18-2011, 11:48 PM
To quote myself:
"Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
Because he's constantly swerving."

Bodom
01-18-2011, 11:59 PM
Whoever it is that said "Cena is the f***ing man"

SaberToothTigerz
01-19-2011, 06:04 AM
any pic ipits puts on

NightWolf
01-19-2011, 06:43 AM
To quote myself:
"Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
Because he's constantly swerving."

This is the best joke ever. Usually jokes over the internet don't make me laugh out loud like I just did to this one.

thejman93
01-19-2011, 05:14 PM
Gotta love Mountain Dew:
"If semen tasted like Mountain Dew Code Red, I'd be the world's biggest homosexual manwhore."

thejman93
01-20-2011, 04:33 PM
The Rock has come BACK to the EWN:
And I Quote:

IT DOES"NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ZACK RYDER POSTING UGLY FANS THAT WEAR HIS T-SHIRTS!

Know your role, and shut your mouth, cause The Rock is gonna take his size 14 boot, lube it up real good, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass,
Thereafter The Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he does best, and that's layeth the smacketdown on your roody poo candy ass!
And finally you're going home with The Rock's (other) black boot shuffed right up your ass!
If you smeeeeeeelalalalou, what The Rock is cooking! (Followed by the people's eyebrow):

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/77459.jpg


(sorry guys, I couldn't hold myself ;))

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-22-2011, 04:13 AM
I'm sure I've said a few things, I'm sure many of you have done so as well... I just don't have the time to scour EWN right now lol... actually, I prety much never have the time.

WWTNA Mark
02-01-2011, 03:06 PM
From IPITB


Orignially posted by IPITB

Also; Wood. I gotz it.

Darkside Ron Garvin
09-19-2012, 04:02 AM
akbar... for the quote in my sig :D

VanHooliganX
09-19-2012, 06:51 AM
akbar... for the quote in my sig :D

Christ DRG how many bumps?! lol

This 1 is actually a good thread to bump though :)

I may use this soon lol

Poot-Hair
09-19-2012, 07:40 AM
Van your signature now makes me feel slightly gay for Jeff Hardy. Not terribly gay, but just gay enough to want to tickle his he-bean.



Wait...I fear asking this...but what is a he-bean?


I'm assuming Poot is referring to Mr. Hardys hoo hoo dilly.


DING DING DING WE HAVE A WEINER!! (I know you see what I did there ;))


Best exchange in EWN history. Lol, May as well put this thing to good use :D

akbar
09-19-2012, 07:48 AM
It doesn't really count if your putting your own stuff up in this thread now does it.

on another note, I now know how much Poot loves himself;)

Poot-Hair
09-19-2012, 07:52 AM
It doesn't really count if your putting your own stuff up in this thread now does it.

on another note, I now know how much Poot loves himself;)It was one of the few times I was actually funny, of course I had to make it known to everyone :D.

And I love myself multiple times daily. Go ahead visualize that, I'll wait. *taps foot patiently*

Bodom
09-19-2012, 08:25 AM
It doesn't really count if your putting your own stuff up in this thread now does it.

on another note, I now know how much Poot loves himself;)

It was patently obvious from day one akkie.

Akbar: Always 10 steps behind everybody else

Poot-Hair
09-19-2012, 10:34 AM
It was patently obvious from day one akkie.

Akbar: Always 10 steps behind everybody elseD'awwww, what's that supposed to mean Bodsy Wodsy? Butt=Hurt lol

akbar
09-19-2012, 12:08 PM
It was patently obvious from day one akkie.

Akbar: Always 10 steps behind everybody else

Since I joined the site, Poot-Hair hasn't posted much unless in the e-fed section so I would've never known that.

Sooo, from that statement... as always, Go fuck yourself Bodom.

Bodom
09-19-2012, 12:09 PM
Since I joined the site, Poot-Hair hasn't posted much unless in the e-fed section so I would've never known that.

Sooo, from that statement... as always, Go fuck yourself Bodom.

I love you too akkie baby.

Shaz11
09-19-2012, 12:12 PM
I love you too akkie baby.

Back off. He's mine. ;)

Robstar
09-19-2012, 03:01 PM
I'm surprised not of my witty remarks are in here. :rolleyes:


And forget it fellas, I laid claim to Akbar before all of you.

Tomsta666
09-19-2012, 03:30 PM
I'm surprised not of my witty remarks are in here. :rolleyes:


And forget it fellas, I laid claim to Akbar before all of you.


"Witty?" Is that what you call it? :rolleyes:

Bodom
09-19-2012, 03:35 PM
I'm surprised not of my witty remarks are in here. :rolleyes:


And forget it fellas, I laid claim to Akbar before all of you.

Maybe you should try saying something funny then ;)

Robstar
09-19-2012, 03:43 PM
Maybe you should try saying something funny then ;)

Yes, hardy har har, Bods. It's not my fault I'm famous around here for my serious commentary. It's because I'm a mature adult who likes to have mature adult conversations. You won't find me straying into the realm of the farcical. Just to please the plebs and dregs. :eek:

Dennis
09-19-2012, 03:45 PM
badandy's quote on my sig about robstar meeting aj styles

K2Jelly
09-19-2012, 09:28 PM
I don't get why people spend so much money on tickets just to sit there quietly for 3 hours.

So true and so hilarious.

Darkside Ron Garvin
09-22-2012, 07:57 AM
Christ DRG how many bumps?! lol

This 1 is actually a good thread to bump though :)

I may use this soon lol

Yeah sorry... That's why I am not to be left alone in the middle of the night. I get bored and travel through the depths of EWN, which isn't always a good thing.

Tommy Thunder
09-22-2012, 08:08 AM
And forget it fellas, I laid claim to Akbar before all of you.

It's a trap!

Robstar
01-19-2013, 03:47 PM
I'm going to think out of the box..... I think most of us don't like weddings..... But truthfully many of us do....
.

Dennis.....meet Hobert. The original Dennis. ;)

K2Jelly
01-19-2013, 03:49 PM
Dennis.....meet Hobert. The original Dennis. ;)

At least this Dennis doesn't have moobs. I say that's an improvement.

Robstar
01-19-2013, 09:29 PM
Not quite sure what to say here...


Well with any TV weddings be it sitcoms, soaps, movies, cartoons, weddings always have their problems......
Take when Pebbles married Bam Bam....

Dennis
01-19-2013, 10:07 PM
Dennis.....meet Hobert. The original Dennis. ;)
What is this suppose to mean? haha

Rehmix
01-19-2013, 10:16 PM
What is this suppose to mean? haha
It means that even before you annoyed, there was some one annoying more. :p

Robstar
01-19-2013, 10:18 PM
It's more to do with the seemingly innocent nature of such astounding posts.;)

Dennis
01-19-2013, 10:23 PM
It means that even before you annoyed, there was some one annoying more. :p
I'm soaking in all the love Rehmix! :) I don't quite understand your sentence because of it's structure... but I assume you mean it with love :)

It's more to do with the seemingly innocent nature of such astounding posts.;)
All my posts come off as semi innocent so I will accept this ;) haha. I am not going to lie I got a chuckle out of reading your initial comment. haha

B-MCINTYRE
01-19-2013, 10:30 PM
It's more to do with the seemingly innocent nature of such astounding posts.;)

He's faking the whole innocent act... He's trolling you rob...

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-19-2013, 10:52 PM
I'm surprised not of my witty remarks are in here. :rolleyes:




I found one for you Rob....




This Thread is absolutely disgusting!!!!

Your all supposed to be grown men here and are your mocking somebody like this?
Yes he may have fucked up but thats no reason to continue this onslaught of bullying.

What makes it worse is that the mods, the same guys that are supposed to stamp this kind of thing out are the ring leaders!!!!!

Fucking disgusting!!! each and every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves!


HAHAHAHAHA Keep it coming guys sorry guys couldnt resist



I just love it when people get indignant on other peoples behalf. Like they're being some sort of moral crusader. That's the same attitude that thinks death row inmates should have a TV because they have "rights". All of a sudden, it's convenient to forget all that they did to put themselves in that situation in the first place.

This guy you are so keen to defend Matt, has waged an ongoing campaign against this website and the mods here for over a year. But the bleeding heart liberals still want us to hold his hand, pat him on the back and say "What's wrong little buddy? Are you just misunderstood?" Aloisick played the game, he put himself in the ring. Why is it, I wonder, that the consequences of one's actions are somehow misplaced and undeserved? I don't buy that idea.



Sorry, I couldn't resist either



;)

Robstar
01-19-2013, 11:01 PM
All my remarks are witty and insightful. You can't just narrow it down to one.

Dennis
01-19-2013, 11:17 PM
this thread is kind of like a list of great quotes....


I like it. ;)

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:08 AM
I like eggs.

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 12:10 AM
I like eggs.

green eggs?

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:18 AM
green eggs?

Only when I have some green ham to go with it. B'I

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 12:22 AM
Only when I have some green ham to go with it. B'I

For some reason.....I see a cat.

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 12:24 AM
For some reason.....I see a cat.


That's funny because all I see is Blue and Red fish.

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 12:24 AM
Only when I have some green ham to go with it. B'I

Is that right Sam I Am

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 12:26 AM
Is that right Sam I Am


Did you just call TDA retarded?? :eek:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCg6U3oQslZCXcQD2zV1sinWKADLcAP 8LGlidF7MjiU03kmT98NH1LE9Vt

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:32 AM
Did you just call TDA retarded?? :eek:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCg6U3oQslZCXcQD2zV1sinWKADLcAP 8LGlidF7MjiU03kmT98NH1LE9Vt

Are you insinuating that I am unintelligent, not groomed, and possess the face of Ed O'neil and the affection for little girls? You have me confused for half of the member base here.

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 12:33 AM
Did you just call TDA retarded?? :eek:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCg6U3oQslZCXcQD2zV1sinWKADLcAP 8LGlidF7MjiU03kmT98NH1LE9Vt

Do you not know Green Eggs and Ham?

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 12:36 AM
Are you insinuating that I am unintelligent, not groomed, and possess the face of Ed O'neil and the affection for little girls? You have me confused for half of the member base here.

DAMMIT! Er....I mean....You are an asshole! :(

Saying my secret....

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:38 AM
DAMMIT! Er....I mean....You are an asshole! :(

Saying my secret....


No... You're obviously an asshole. Do you know how many things you have been blamed for? You have some explainin' to do, Lucy!

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 12:41 AM
Are you insinuating that I am unintelligent, not groomed, and possess the face of Ed O'neil and the affection for little girls? You have me confused for half of the member base here.


That's right, you tell Bmac how this shit really is!!

See, Bmac... You don't fuck with TDA or else he'll whip it out and start swinging that Ban Hammer...



Speaking of which, TDA... Doesn't naming you penis that tend to give the idea that you take this whole "Mod" thing a little to seriously? :confused:



Do you not know Green Eggs and Ham?


Play...



with your words, BMac :rolleyes:

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 12:42 AM
No... You're obviously an asshole. Do you know how many things you have been blamed for? You have some explainin' to do, Lucy!

RICKY! I was....scared....and dumb.....as fuck.

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 12:45 AM
I will only use a combination of fifty words from now on...

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:45 AM
That's right, you tell Bmac how this shit really is!!

See, Bmac... You don't fuck with TDA or else he'll whip it out and start swinging that Ban Hammer...



Speaking of which, TDA... Doesn't naming you penis that tend to give the idea that you take this whole "Mod" thing a little to seriously? :confused:


How on earth did you know what I named my 'penis' ? You must have hired Big E Langston to awkwardly stalk me from the shadows.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:46 AM
RICKY! I was....scared....and dumb.....as fuck.

Bad Lucy! We must correct this misfortune with the crack of my belt against your butt!

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 12:47 AM
How on earth did you know what I named my 'penis' ? You must have hired Big E Langston to awkwardly stalk me from the shadows.

Big E would have been wanting more than just the name of your penis.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-20-2013, 12:49 AM
Big E would have been wanting more than just the name of your penis.

Ahahahahaha... I'm sure he would have invited me to a slumber party with his Girlfriends.

Dennis
01-20-2013, 12:50 AM
I will only use a combination of fifty words from now on...
Sounds fun? ahha

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 12:54 AM
Bad Lucy! We must correct this misfortune with the crack of my belt against your butt!

:( Ok....



Ahahahahaha... I'm sure he would have invited me to a slumber party with his Girlfriends.

Sure...."girlfriends"

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 12:56 AM
How on earth did you know what I named my 'penis' ? You must have hired Big E Langston to awkwardly stalk me from the shadows.


SG send a mass PM to every user registered to the website. I think he meant to send the BCC instead of the CC, but either way we now know the personal email accounts of all users...


In short, I'm blaming SG for this information leaking



Big E would have been wanting more than just the name of your penis.


Well, tell Big E. that he can't have his pet goldfish too. That'd be ridiculous!

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 01:03 AM
Ahahahahaha... I'm sure he would have invited me to a slumber party with his Girlfriends.
you know it gurlfrien

Sounds fun? ahha
nope...

:( Ok....




Sure...."girlfriends"

the ladyboys...


SG send a mass PM to every user registered to the website. I think he meant to send the BCC instead of the CC, but either way we now know the personal email accounts of all users...


In short, I'm blaming SG for this information leaking





Well, tell Big E. that he can't have his pet goldfish too. That'd be ridiculous!

indeed

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 01:07 AM
SG send a mass PM to every user registered to the website. I think he meant to send the BCC instead of the CC, but either way we now know the personal email accounts of all users...


In short, I'm blaming SG for this information leaking

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ic1zqjHR1r2g7mto1_500.jpg

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 01:10 AM
you know it gurlfrien

nope...


the ladyboys...



indeed


http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/OhYes.gif (http://s1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/?action=view&current=OhYes.gif)


http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/crazydance.gif (http://s1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/?action=view&current=crazydance.gif)

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 01:11 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ic1zqjHR1r2g7mto1_500.jpg



I made SG bust out with one of the greatest Cartoons of my teen years!!!!



http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH.gif (http://s1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii640/Larkaidikalikani/Crack/Loki%20gifs/?action=view&current=YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH.gif)




Now if only I can get him to work his magic and bring out some Dexter :rolleyes:

Dennis
01-20-2013, 01:22 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ic1zqjHR1r2g7mto1_500.jpg
I think what ever quote got the I blame sg craze to start should be the first quote of this thread.

SilverGhost
01-20-2013, 01:23 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5rmlqVuU1qeo9ino1_250.jpg

Nah man lol

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 01:39 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5rmlqVuU1qeo9ino1_250.jpg

Nah man lol



I figured you'd go more for a

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ps6rXn6v1qbl4aqo1_400.gif

type of gif...



Man do I miss mXc (Takeshi's Castle). I wish I could find the episodes with the original commentary translated into English instead of Spike's version of typical potty humor and "Boba-Gadoosh" jokes

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 01:44 AM
I figured you'd go more for a

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ps6rXn6v1qbl4aqo1_400.gif

type of gif...



Man do I miss mXc (Takeshi's Castle). I wish I could find the episodes with the original commentary translated into English instead of Spike's version of typical potty humor and "Boba-Gadoosh" jokes

mXc sucks... Takeshi's Castle was however awesome...

AWrestlingGod
01-20-2013, 01:45 AM
I figured you'd go more for a

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ps6rXn6v1qbl4aqo1_400.gif

type of gif...



Man do I miss mXc (Takeshi's Castle). I wish I could find the episodes with the original commentary translated into English instead of Spike's version of typical potty humor and "Boba-Gadoosh" jokes

I freaking loved MXC. It was my favorite show on Spike TV. (other than TNA of course)

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 02:56 AM
mXc sucks... Takeshi's Castle was however awesome...


Quite the conundrum you presented, BMac....

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 04:34 AM
Quite the conundrum you presented, BMac....

Am I wrong?

Darkside Ron Garvin
01-20-2013, 05:08 AM
Am I wrong?


Right and Wrong are irrelevant in a paradox such as this.

B-MCINTYRE
01-20-2013, 05:20 AM
Right and Wrong are irrelevant in a paradox such as this.

There is no paradox. Takeshi's Castle was great... The MXC version of the exact same show sucks.

magglis
01-20-2013, 08:51 AM
SG send a mass PM to every user registered to the website. I think he meant to send the BCC instead of the CC, but either way we now know the personal email accounts of all users...


In short, I'm blaming SG for this information leaking





Well, tell Big E. that he can't have his pet goldfish too. That'd be ridiculous!

Wait is that from the Newsroom???:confused:

Robstar
01-23-2013, 03:03 PM
Maybe I should retitle this Stupid Shit EWN Says.... ;)

B-MCINTYRE
01-23-2013, 03:05 PM
Maybe I should retitle this Stupid Shit EWN Says.... ;)

Can you set it up so that all your posts get automatically moved into here? If so then yeah go ahead and rename the thread ;)

Bodom
01-23-2013, 03:06 PM
Can you set it up so that all my posts get automatically moved into here? If so then yeah go ahead and rename the thread ;)

Fixed for accuracy.

B-MCINTYRE
01-23-2013, 03:08 PM
Fixed for accuracy.

Thanks Bodom, I don't know how I made that mistake...:rolleyes: So have you accepted Destruction's friend request yet?

Bodom
01-23-2013, 03:10 PM
Thanks Bodom, I don't know how I made that mistake...:rolleyes: So have you accepted Destruction's friend request yet?

You mean the one that he hasn't sent?

Nope.

Robstar
01-23-2013, 03:10 PM
Thanks Bodom, I don't know how I made that mistake...:rolleyes: So have you accepted Destruction's friend request yet?

Destruction.....can go and get f***ed. :eek:

;)

B-MCINTYRE
01-23-2013, 03:11 PM
You mean the one that he hasn't sent?

Nope.

Did he finally give up that dream?

I guess you broke his spirit... you bad man.

B-MCINTYRE
01-23-2013, 03:12 PM
Destruction.....can go and get f***ed. :eek:

;)
Jealous bitch. Are you having your period?

Poot-Hair
01-26-2013, 09:29 AM
Are you insinuating that I am unintelligent, not groomed, and possess the face of Ed O'neil and the affection for little girls? You have me confused for half of the member base here.*raises hand slowly* guilty as charged.

AshleyPunk
01-26-2013, 09:31 AM
Now this thread really makes you giggle on a wet and windy day :)

Robstar
01-27-2013, 04:50 PM
Agree and disagree.... Look how Flair turn AJ Styles around in early 2010....

Thought this qualified

Dennis
01-27-2013, 05:11 PM
It's the drive by IWC, it's their job to be moaning little bitches. :rolleyes:

That's it really.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Funny and true.

Dennis
03-27-2013, 08:41 PM
Don't agree with any of it .. If daniel bryan was involved in the attitude era picture the matches with benoit angle and a young y2j .. Wood love to see bryan in tna .. Diva devision sucks so much ass at the minute and the whole creative team shood be fired .. The wwe should employ fans to be on the creative team GIVE US WHAT WE WANT
I had the pleasure of reading this comment in the comment section of my recent blog...

AWrestlingGod
03-27-2013, 10:06 PM
I had the pleasure of reading this comment in the comment section of my recent blog...

If fans were in charged of creative then Cena would be a jobber.

Dennis
03-27-2013, 10:10 PM
If fans were in charged of creative then Cena would be a jobber.
I think everyone forgets that people in the wrestling industry can be fans of said industry. Cena shouldn't be a jobber, and anyone who says he should be is being silly.

Grind_Bastard
03-27-2013, 10:20 PM
I think everyone forgets that people in the wrestling industry can be fans of said industry. Cena shouldn't be a jobber, and anyone who says he should be is being silly.

There are many silly fans out there.

AWrestlingGod
03-27-2013, 10:21 PM
I think everyone forgets that people in the wrestling industry can be fans of said industry. Cena shouldn't be a jobber, and anyone who says he should be is being silly.

I know, I'm just saying most fans would probably make the top stars into jobbers, and run the company into the ground.

Dennis
03-27-2013, 10:37 PM
I know, I'm just saying most fans would probably make the top stars into jobbers, and run the company into the ground.
Yea, I see what your saying now. :) I agree, extreme fans (marks) would run the company in the ground.

There are many silly fans out there.
True that! :D

Darkside Ron Garvin
03-28-2013, 06:44 AM
I had the pleasure of reading this comment in the comment section of my recent blog...



Yeah, the comment section from the blog page is when the "highly intellectual" creatures of the EWN remain; it's the place most Grammar Nazi's go to for practice.

Asherdelampyr
03-28-2013, 07:25 AM
mXc sucks... Takeshi's Castle was however awesome...

NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNJJJJJJAAAAAA WWWWWAAAAARRRRRIIIIIOOOOORRRRR!!!!!

ahem
Ninja Warrior

Darkside Ron Garvin
03-28-2013, 08:49 AM
NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNJJJJJJAAAAAA WWWWWAAAAARRRRRIIIIIOOOOORRRRR!!!!!

ahem
Ninja Warrior

Iron Chef... FTW!


*Sp* "Squeezon!"

Dennis
03-28-2013, 09:04 AM
Yeah, the comment section from the blog page is when the "highly intellectual" creatures of the EWN remain; it's the place most Grammar Nazi's go to for practice.
I have to admit I was overwhelmed by that comments... lol