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Rated_R(ob)KO
01-18-2011, 09:04 AM
I took notice last night that many of the Superstars looked like they had a couple extra pounds on them. Sheamus, Morrison, Cena, Punk, Bryan, Orton, Uso's, Marella, Koslov, etc... a lot of them weren't as cut. Of course this has been going on for a few weeks now, obviously it didn't just happen out of nowhere. I record RAW every week and go back and watch them later and while watching through 2011, I noticed that last night they were all at their.... "fattest".

Any reason why it's happening to so many at once?

Bodom
01-18-2011, 09:06 AM
Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

tittle97
01-18-2011, 09:09 AM
I don't know man, I think I can count JoMo and Orton's body fat % on one hand. Punk hasn't been very lean for a while now, since before his injury.

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-18-2011, 09:11 AM
Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

That's probably the reason LMAO!!

Necroyeti
01-18-2011, 09:12 AM
Thanksgiving/Christmas/Hogmanay dinners?

CobraNightviper
01-18-2011, 09:49 AM
so does that mean tna's roster will get thinner now?
Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-18-2011, 10:04 AM
so does that mean tna's roster will get thinner now?

Yes. Yes indeed.

Reloval
01-18-2011, 10:24 AM
so does that mean tna's roster will get thinner now?

TNA doesn't have to budget to feed Matt, they just provide him a map to the nearest fast food joints.

Reloval
01-18-2011, 10:26 AM
I took notice last night that many of the Superstars looked like they had a couple extra pounds on them. Sheamus, Morrison, Cena, Punk, Bryan, Orton, Uso's, Marella, Koslov, etc... a lot of them weren't as cut. Of course this has been going on for a few weeks now, obviously it didn't just happen out of nowhere. I record RAW every week and go back and watch them later and while watching through 2011, I noticed that last night they were all at their.... "fattest".

Any reason why it's happening to so many at once?

They have to bulk up or else they won't be able to compete with elite wrestlers like Mark Henry in the Royal Rumble

Bodom
01-18-2011, 10:36 AM
They have to bulk up or else they won't be able to compete with elite wrestlers like Mark Henry in the Royal Rumble

Reminds me of this Austin promo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQewKDoXBB0&feature=related

Rated_R(ob)KO
01-18-2011, 11:07 AM
Reminds me of this Austin promo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQewKDoXBB0&feature=related

What? What? What? What?

hystrix
01-18-2011, 02:38 PM
TNA doesn't have to budget to feed Matt, they just provide him a map to the nearest fast food joints.

TNA needs to be carful. Fat Hardy might eat some of there cruiserweights if he gets hungry enough.

2bluntsup
01-18-2011, 02:56 PM
matt hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?
funny funny

peppermill25
01-18-2011, 04:22 PM
Wrestlers still do steroids, just fewer and farther inbetween times. Some/ most quit all together. Both of these points contribute.

thejman93
01-18-2011, 04:25 PM
Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?

Vintage Bodom!

The Brown One
01-18-2011, 05:22 PM
TNA doesn't have to budget to feed Matt, they just provide him a map to the nearest fast food joints.

That is hilarious.


They have to bulk up or else they won't be able to compete with elite wrestlers like Mark Henry in the Royal Rumble

I'm sure many of them can just team up and push Henry over the top rope.


Reminds me of this Austin promo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQewKDoXBB0&feature=related

This is the one about Beer right? Stone Cold says "If I drink more beer, it will lower my centre of gravity, so I'tl be harder to throw me over the top rope."

SaberToothTigerz
01-18-2011, 05:40 PM
as long as the divas dont gain weight im happy

The Brown One
01-18-2011, 05:41 PM
as long as the divas dont gain weight im happy

You got that right. I like the Bellas how they are now.

steveorton
01-18-2011, 05:51 PM
@Bodom that first comment was hilarious dude, I'm jus sayin...

Iron Ape
01-18-2011, 06:39 PM
My honest guess is that there was probably a recent round of Wellness testing; they'll all be cycling back on in no time.

The Brown One
01-20-2011, 06:16 AM
3 more posts till you hit the big 1000 Ape! Here is a present in honor of that fact.

I believe it is on topic.

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Iron Ape
01-20-2011, 07:46 AM
3 more posts till you hit the big 1000 Ape! Here is a present in honor of that fact.

I believe it is on topic.

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Hahaha. That's the gut that's going to revolutionize wrestling.

VKM
01-20-2011, 12:09 PM
probably being lazy. when you work almost all year long, the last thing you want to do is work out. and if you stop working out, your muscle turns to fat. Vince should limit their work days to less cuz thats what strains them the most. thats why kurt angle went to TNA. TNA shedule allows you to live your life. When your with WWE there is no time to have a family and raise kids. The best way to be a wrestler in the WWE is if your womanizer and you don't won't to be married and have kids. Cuz believe me, traveling on road can get you caught up.

el gabo
01-20-2011, 12:56 PM
Hahaha. That's the gut that's going to revolutionize wrestling.

Naw!!!! He's in the best shape of his life.