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IPEEINTHESHOWER
12-31-2010, 12:55 AM
Hello SHOWERHEADS and SPRINKLERS OF ALL AGES. I just wanted to be the first to say Happy New Year and I hope 2011 will be better than 2010 was for you. I hope those that are going out will be safe and please dont drink and drive. (if you can afford to go out and pay for 5 dollar beers and drinks you can afford a cab) This is a time of reflection on your life and the past year and hopes and dreams of the upcoming year. If your going through tough times right now, things will get better. If your life is great right now be thankful.
Now for some of my infinite wisdom, did you know the celebration of the new year is the oldest of all holidays. It was first observed in ancient Babylon about 4000 years ago. The Babylonians also were the first to make New Years resolutions, not so much as to lose weight or quit smoking but to return borrowed farm equipment.
Some people eat black eyed peas or donuts "coming full circle" for good luck. But nothing will give you more luck in your life than spending time with your family and friends.
Above all be thankful for what you have and don't have.

Benjamin Franklin said it best "Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."

Believe me when I say, I wish everyone who comes on this site to read our comments or contributes to have the happiest of New Years and may your futures be so bright it burns my eyes.:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA

SilverGhost
12-31-2010, 01:45 AM
Even though it hasn't been a year, I have enjoyed being in this site talking about the sport we love,wrestling, we have other loves as well like basketball, football, soccer, rugby etc.

We did place our opinions in this table and we usually agree or disagree. Ideas admired by some and hated by some. Downsides in being in this site is having a few bad apples, arguments that lead to flame wars and impersonators. Nevertheless, we try to keep our cool and enjoy some wrestling. In the end, we are all crazy fans who love this sport. Different we may be but still fans.

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 01:54 AM
Thanks for the greetings IPEEINTHESHOWER. I hope too that everyone has a better new year than this one, I know I'm praying for it.

Its been a pleasure to join this site after visiting it for 1 year, and posting my thoughts about wrestling, listening to all of your wise opinions, and even the classic off-topic convos. I thank you all for making this year wonderful, and look forward to the same in 2011. Have a good new year everyone :D

IPEEINTHESHOWER
12-31-2010, 02:45 AM
I almost forgot, if your going out, start your New Year right and bring in good Karma-

http://tipyourbartender.com/tip_images/tyb_cash_logo_1.jpg

after all they are working on a holiday, so don't be a cheap bastard.;)

If your a professional drinker (like myself) you probably already know this stuff but for some of you learn it, live it, love it.

For all my bartender friends this is for you, hope they listen and learn.

We serve you alcohol and clean up after you so you can have a good time, maybe go home with 'that special person over there', or so you can get over a
not-so-great week... Now here's how ur supposed to act once you get to the bar because 90% of you all have no idea. And Yes, a tip is mandatory, and no
matter where you are $.50 doesn't cut it.

1. Our names are NOT "Hey" or "Yo", nor do we respond to whistles or banging your bottle or glass on the bar! If you ever do get your drink you can be sure we will serve everyone else at the bar before we decide to serve you.

2. Mouth closed, money out! Just because we look at you, doesn't mean we're ready for you! Just because we haven't looked at you doesn't mean that we don't know you are there. WE KNOW YOU ARE THERE!

3. If we are making drinks, do NOT say, "When you get a chance." When we get a chance, you will know!

4. Never....ever...."EVER".... touch the bartender!

5. DO NOT tell us you bartend too! We'll know if you do or don't by the way you conduct yourself!

6. There is NO SUCH DRINK called 'Ketel One and Vodka'!!!

7. If you order a "Diet Rum and Coke" instead of "rum and Diet Coke", we will look at you like the drunk asshole idiot that you are!

8. DO NOT start the order off with, "GIVE ME A STRONG DRINK!" You are guaranteed to have the WEAKEST DRINK EVER!!

9. DO NOT say "I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU" if you don't know what that means! $1.00 tip is NOT taking care of us! I REPEAT!!!! LEAVING ONE DOLLAR ($1.00) IS "NOT" TAKING CARE OF
US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***(FOR THE CHICK BARTENDERS)10. We don't care who you are or who you know - the guy before you hit on us too... and the guy before him and the guy before him... We're bartenders, --WE'RE NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU!!!!!

11. Waving your money at us just annoys us - We know you're there and we'll get to you when we get to you!!!

12. NO TIPPIE, NO DRINKIE! (Go back and read rule #9 again)

13. Do not COMPLAIN ABOUT PRICES!! Jesus.......if you want to act like a big shot and order an expensive drink.....don't ruin it by compaining about the price. Order something cheaper next time.

14. Yes, there IS alcohol in it! If you can't taste it, you've drank too much and I should cut you off! IF you want me to put another shot in it, you will pay for it.

15. NO SLEEPING ON THE BAR! if we wanted to see you sleep we would go home w/ you. (Read rule ten again)

16. Don't ask me to name EVERY beer in stock. You know what the hell you drink so just order it and stop wasting my time. I'll tell you if I don't have it.

17. If you are ordering food, don't ask me to read the menu to you. I am not your personal assistant. If you can't order your own food than don't leave the house.

18. If you do tip us well and we buy you a drink, DO NOT anounce to the WHOLE bar that the Bartender "hooked you up" You will never get another free drink again!!!!

19. Please do not tell us your personal "stories" b/c we don't care and quite frankly....we just don't have the time. Just give us your order and tip us in dollars...not with paper roses or old valentines day candy.

20. Don't come to my bar and act like a big dog just because you are wearing a suit. Chances are I make more than you do and have more fun doing it so take a step back, relax and get over yourself.

21. If by some chance you've mustered up the courage to pass your phone number over the bar without my asking, flattered as I may be....I still may not call you so don't get all pissy and give me dirty looks on future visits to my bar.

22. DO NOT assume that we are allowed to give a few drinks away because not all bars are the same. And certainly DO NOT ask me for a free drink because you tipped me well. As much as I appreciate your generosity........I can assure you that your tip will not be enough to pay my bills for the month.

23. DO NOT ask me the price of every drink before you order. The only question you're allowed is "Do you have any specials?" Order what you want to drink. It's early, if you find that choice was to expensive for your taste, you have plenty of time to adjust your next drink choice accordingly. Note: Beer costs less than hard liquor. Domestics cost less than imports. Anything you've learned to drink from rap videos or hollywood movies is usually priced out the
ass so either bring a lot of cash to the bar or stop trying to be a high roller. OH, and IF U DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TIP ALONG WITH PURCHASING THAT HIGHLY PRICED DRINK......U DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE DRINK. PERIOD YO!!!! You know who you are.

24. When ordering a mixed drink, the liquor comes before the mixer. Don't order a cranberry with vodka! It is vodka and cranberry.

25. When you finally get our attention do not turn around and then ask your group of friends what they want. We will walk away and make you wait until you
are actually ready to order and that would be nice. We may make you wait longer!

26. Just be respectful and I'm sure you will see a difference in your bartender's response time. I know it's hard for some of you to understand what that means. If you still don't know, go back and read this whole thing over and over until you grasp a firm understanding of the concept. Thank you!!!!
Now go have a good time.

27. Do NOT string-order your drinks. Tell me what you want... your FULL order, if I forget, I will ask YOU. If I come to you with your 2 little drinks and you say, " and can I get..." NO, you cant. I am busy, there are other people waiting, and you should've told me the first time I asked you what you wanted. Now you'll have to wait.

28. Do NOT ask me for a free drink on your birthday. Do you go to the grocery store and ask for a free loaf of bread too? Do you go to the gas station and ask for free gas? If I want to buy you a drink, I will if I feel like it. NOT just because its your birthday...

29. When you say, "I tip at the end of the night." or " I'll take care of you later." We already know you're going to be a cheap-ass and not tip at all. Nice try.

30. (Refering to #1) Even if you DO know my name, yelling it across the bar will not get me to serve you any quicker. As a matter of fact, it will probably annoy the piss out of me and will once again result in you waiting longer.

31. If you want the other bartender to serve you, dont ask me to get them for you. If you're standing in front of me, that is most likely my station and no, I wont go get them for you. Walk your happy ass down to the other end of the bar and get them yourself. I might throw in that you're probably not as special as you think and now you'll probably wait longer, because I could have served you.

32. (Refering #4) Do NOT lean as far as you can over the bar, in case I didnt see you. I see you. Really, I do.

33. If you use a credit/debit card, do NOT make me continuously run your card through for just one round. Open a tab. When you close it, be sure you are not
going to want anything else. I am not going to run your credit card all night long each time you just want "one more round." Also, cash tips are always better! Thanks.

34. If you spill your drink because you're drunk, then NO, Im not giving you another one. You dont need another one if you cant hold on to the one I just made you. Also, if you tell me, "someone threw my drink away." well too bad! You shouldnt have left it unattended anyways!

35. If you want to buy a drink for "that girl over there" then I hope you know what she's drinking. I dont. And no, I wont go find out, or leave the bar to serve it to her.

36. Last call is LAST CALL! FINISH YOUR DRINK AND GET THE FUCK OUT! No, you cant stay after everyone else has left. You're not the only friend I have, nor are the first person to ask. Just leave before you get yelled at, or I do!

37. If I am nice enough to call a taxi for you, you better be outside when it gets there. Enough said.

Snair
12-31-2010, 03:25 AM
Happy New Year to everyone at EWN.MAY UR misfortunes be SHORTLIVED as ur newyear RESOLUTIONS:-)

Rated_R(ob)KO
12-31-2010, 04:31 AM
I know I just got here a couple days ago but, Happy New Year everyone. May all of your windows be licked with glee!

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 05:25 AM
Happy New Year one and all. Thanks for having me here on the Best Damn Wrestling Forum Today!

All those going out tonight would be well advised to heed MrPITS wise words, but most of all have FUN!!!!

Bodom
12-31-2010, 09:32 AM
Hope you all enjoy your New Years Eve.

I'll be staying at home sleeping.

Rich Cranium
12-31-2010, 04:51 PM
Hava a happy and SAFE holiday everyone! Be careful since there will be a plethora of DUI's on the road tonight!

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 05:10 PM
Its already new years day here, and its been a great day so far :D Hope you all have the same fun day I am.

Bodom
12-31-2010, 05:13 PM
Its already new years day here, and its been a great day so far :D Hope you all have the same fun day I am.

Whats it like in the future? Is 2011 as magical as I think it'll be?

Rich Cranium
12-31-2010, 05:16 PM
Whats it like in the future? Is 2011 as magical as I think it'll be?

lol, that's right TBO, will we have flying cars like The Jetsons in 2011?

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 05:27 PM
Well the second China builds them you will have them :P

They haven't yet in 2011, and thats the sad part.

Bodom
12-31-2010, 05:29 PM
Well the second China builds them you will have them :P

They haven't yet in 2011, and thats the sad part.

Can you just lie for me please?

Rich Cranium
12-31-2010, 05:33 PM
Well the second China builds them you will have them :P

They haven't yet in 2011, and thats the sad part.

Also, 2001: A Space Odyssey didn't pan out. How about in 2011?

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 05:36 PM
Can you just lie for me please?

Sure why not.

In 2011 things have changed for the better:
*Osama has been found. And you all know whats going to happen when they have found him ;P
*There are flying cars that run on poop. Its economical, and amazing.
*Justin Bieber has been shot already, and its not even 12 hours into the new year.
*Vince McMahon had a dream where Kaval said to him "I'll kick your head off if you don't start pushing the smaller wrestlers", and has since ordered creative to make plans for the cruiserweight division to return.
*IPITS is hungover.

Bodom
12-31-2010, 05:38 PM
Thank you for that. I can now sleep better tonight.

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 05:49 PM
Thank you for that. I can now sleep better tonight.

Your'e very welcome. Look forward to a wonderful new year.

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 08:19 PM
Stayed in with the wife and some Corona's.... Maybe next year ; )

Rich Cranium
12-31-2010, 08:36 PM
Here, the Miss and I settled on wine and Bud light but KD, you are there with real beer and ours are watered down!

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 08:53 PM
Here, the Miss and I settled on wine and Bud light but KD, you are there with real beer and ours are watered down!

Our ales are so good.... But these Coronas are a bit like piss water. Time to crack open a few buds and have a shot of Jager or two... Now thats American ; )

Bodom
12-31-2010, 08:56 PM
Corona? Real beer? LOL WUT

The Brown One
12-31-2010, 08:59 PM
We have a slogan here..thanks to the HUGE amount of alcoholics:
Its not the drinking, its how wer'e drinking.

Kudos to KashDinero and Rich for keeping the boozefest at home :D

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 09:42 PM
Corona? Real beer? LOL WUT

While we do have Real Beer, Corona's don't fall under that category... But they're refreshing and do hit the spot!



We have a slogan here..thanks to the HUGE amount of alcoholics:
Its not the drinking, its how wer'e drinking.

Kudos to KashDinero and Rich for keeping the boozefest at home :D


My parents ran a pub while I was growing up so I know a thing or to about alcoholics! The man in the mirror springs to mind Lol... My days of going out and acting like a mug are way behind me!

Bodom
12-31-2010, 09:44 PM
Iv got a couple Corona's that have been sitting in my fridge since Thanksgiving.

No idea how they got there.

SilverGhost
12-31-2010, 09:55 PM
Iv got a couple Corona's that have been sitting in my fridge since Thanksgiving.

No idea how they got there.

Siempre con las Coronas....-smh-

Bodom
12-31-2010, 09:56 PM
Siempre con las Coronas....-smh-

No habla espanol.

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 10:25 PM
After 8 of them it matters not what was in the bottle.

For the record. I'm on my 3rd can of Bud now.

What's your preferred Alcoholic Beverage guys?

Bodom
12-31-2010, 10:29 PM
After 8 of them it matters not what was in the bottle.

For the record. I'm on my 3rd can of Bud now.

What's your preferred Alcoholic Beverage guys?

Big fan of Stout beers. Mainly Guinness.

The other day a waiter recommended this one stout I had never heard of, best damn beer I ever had

SilverGhost
12-31-2010, 10:30 PM
<<< no alcohol here. I'll take a soda thanks xD

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 10:55 PM
Big fan of Stout beers. Mainly Guinness.

The other day a waiter recommended this one stout I had never heard of, best damn beer I ever had

^^^^^^^^^^
All day long

Been drinking this Ale called Cristmas Pud over the festive season. It's got this wickedly spicy after taste.

Another favourite of mine is a Youngs Double Chocolate Bitter.... Not as weird as it sounds. It works well.

Bodom
12-31-2010, 10:57 PM
^^^^^^^^^^
All day long

Been drinking this Ale called Cristmas Pud over the festive season. It's got this wickedly spicy after taste.

Another favourite of mine is a Youngs Double Chocolate Bitter.... Not as weird as it sounds. It works well.

Making a note....must try these..

Kashdinero
12-31-2010, 11:58 PM
Making a note....must try these..

I'm not the kind of guy to stick to the same drink for to long... I'm always trying new and exciting ales, bitters, stouts and the like.... Banana Bread Bitter ain't bad either, when kept to one or two....

Tried an Alcoholic Ginger Beer the other day, which tasted just like ginger beer (!), so it's not something I could drink all night....

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 12:16 AM
Jim Beam. If it aint Beam, it aint bourbon.

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 12:32 AM
Jack Daniels.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:35 AM
Jack Daniels.

The Three Amigos.

Jack, Jim, and Johnnie

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 01:13 AM
The Three Amigos.

Jack, Jim, and Johnnie

Hell yeah!

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 02:00 AM
The Three Amigos.

Jack, Jim, and Johnnie

This I approve of.

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 10:48 AM
Absinthe. That is all.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 11:49 AM
Absinthe. That is all.

Never had it.

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 12:01 PM
Never had it.

You may have... But just don't remember.

It's that bad.

Stay away!

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:07 PM
You may have... But just don't remember.

It's that bad.

Stay away!

Bad as in "tastes bad"? or bad as in "gets you beyond wasted"?

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 12:18 PM
Bad as in "tastes bad"? or bad as in "gets you beyond wasted"?

Beyond wasted... A shot or two of Absinthe makes the night one to remember!

You don't mix it with anything, except to make a Shooter, my favourite shooter is a B-52: Baileys, Kaluah and Gran Marnier. They sit on each other in layers. Replace the top layer (Gran Marnier) with Absinthe and you've got yourself a B-55!

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:25 PM
*makes a note to buy a bottle*

IPEEINTHESHOWER
01-01-2011, 12:25 PM
Bodom Absinthe plays tricks on your mind. I've tried it a couple of times, its green. Not only that there is a small ritual you do before you drink it involving a sugar cube.

IPEEINTHESHOWER is not a big fan but you should try it once and see.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:27 PM
Now I really need to try this stuff.

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 01:13 PM
You may lose day's!

Be warned.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 01:28 PM
Warning taken into consideration

*sets out on journey to find a bottle*

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 06:35 PM
It is definitely worth the hardships that accompany it!

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 08:20 PM
Dude Absinthe is amazing! You can get it here in 40% and like 85%.

The 40% is vodka with a hint of flavour. Here we get our countrys traditional honey-Manuka honey, and fruit-Kiwifruit. I've had this before, and it was better than plain vodka.

As for the 85%..you can't get it at local liquor shops, so you have to know someone, or search for it. And as IPITS was saying..theres something awesome you can do with Absinthe that involves a sugar cube. I personally have not tried this, but mates who have recommend it. I'll leave you all with this:

http://www.allthingsabsinthe.com/sippinginstructions2.html

Bodom
01-01-2011, 08:22 PM
Must.Try.ASAP.

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 08:33 PM
Must.Try.ASAP.

Don't go fucking up the new year by getting hungover on the first day dude :P

Bodom
01-01-2011, 08:34 PM
Don't go fucking up the new year by getting hungover on the first day dude :P

I don't care. I need to try this stuff.

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 08:50 PM
I don't care. I need to try this stuff.

Drink responsibly. With the sugar cube I recommend 4 shots at the most. Without, I'd say 2 is enough to get you hammered. After all its 85%.

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 09:37 PM
I've seen grown mens eyes grow wide in fear at the very name of it.

Also a Flaming Ferrari rates up there as one of the worlds best cocktails Rather than explain it I'll do a Clarke and copy and paste.

Flaming Ferrari
Ingredients
3 oz. Dark Rum
3 oz. White Rum
2 oz. Blue Curacao
Instructions
Pour the white rum into a glass. Add the dark rum. Pour the Blue Curacao into a separate shot glass. Light the rum mixture and suck with a straw. Whilst doing this, pour in the Blue Curacao into the glass and finish. ALWAYS USE CAUTION WITH FIRE.

Credit
Tom Bailey

I had TWO of these (at £15 a piece!) on my 26th birthday, the restaurant I had them in play the sound of a car revving it's engine as you drink it! Brilliant!

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 09:49 PM
I've seen grown mens eyes grow wide in fear at the very name of it.

Also a Flaming Ferrari rates up there as one of the worlds best cocktails Rather than explain it I'll do a Clarke and copy and paste.

Flaming Ferrari
Ingredients
3 oz. Dark Rum
3 oz. White Rum
2 oz. Blue Curacao
Instructions
Pour the white rum into a glass. Add the dark rum. Pour the Blue Curacao into a separate shot glass. Light the rum mixture and suck with a straw. Whilst doing this, pour in the Blue Curacao into the glass and finish. ALWAYS USE CAUTION WITH FIRE.

Credit
Tom Bailey

I had TWO of these (at £15 a piece!) on my 26th birthday, the restaurant I had them in play the sound of a car revving it's engine as you drink it! Brilliant!

That sounds awesome!

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 09:52 PM
I've seen grown mens eyes grow wide in fear at the very name of it.

Also a Flaming Ferrari rates up there as one of the worlds best cocktails Rather than explain it I'll do a Clarke and copy and paste.

Flaming Ferrari
Ingredients
3 oz. Dark Rum
3 oz. White Rum
2 oz. Blue Curacao
Instructions
Pour the white rum into a glass. Add the dark rum. Pour the Blue Curacao into a separate shot glass. Light the rum mixture and suck with a straw. Whilst doing this, pour in the Blue Curacao into the glass and finish. ALWAYS USE CAUTION WITH FIRE.

Credit
Tom Bailey

I had TWO of these (at £15 a piece!) on my 26th birthday, the restaurant I had them in play the sound of a car revving it's engine as you drink it! Brilliant!

Whoa they really go out all out for that drink aye. Must have been a hell of a 26th!

Kashdinero
01-01-2011, 10:33 PM
That sounds awesome!

It's not a drink it's an Event!


Whoa they really go out all out for that drink aye. Must have been a hell of a 26th!

It was a big night! Rarely do I celebrate my birthday as I did for my 26th!

Bodom
01-01-2011, 10:53 PM
Im adding this drink to one of my lifes goals.

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 11:54 PM
Im adding this drink to one of my lifes goals.

Bodom's 100 things to do before I die list:

78. Try Absinthe.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 11:55 PM
Bodom's 100 things to do before I die list:

78. Try Absinthe.

Righ after taking a dump in a TNA ring.

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 11:57 PM
Righ after taking a dump in a TNA ring.

Your in Florida already.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 11:58 PM
Your in Florida already.

I live 3 1/2 hours away. Gas is getting expensive yo

The Brown One
01-02-2011, 12:31 AM
If you wan't to take a crap in a TNA ring so badly, like its a dream of yours, I think you should walk there.

Bodom
01-02-2011, 12:45 AM
Not a dream, but it's something I'd like to do.

For the sake of fairness, I'd love to do the same on Vince's desk.