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Allison
12-08-2010, 05:48 PM
Even tho the threads closed...

Someone asked so here's what I meant..




how do you pick up half a cow?

He puts his shoulder up under the cows belly.... right in front of the back leg....

Then stands up.... picks the back half of a cow completely off the ground...... that leaves it standing on its front legs.

Im not talking about 2-3 inches.... my Cousins about 6 feet tall and he stands completely up..... putting said cow in about a 45 degree angle.

If you know how much a full grown cow weighs, you'll know this is no easy feat.


(btw... my cuz isnt really retarded.... hes just pretty f'n dumb)


We live in Spartanburg SC.... not a lot to do for entertainment!!

Bodom
12-08-2010, 05:57 PM
I need to see a picture of this.

Do that and you'll be one of my favorite people ever.

Robstar
12-08-2010, 06:07 PM
I need to see a picture of this.

Do that and you'll be one of my favorite people ever.

Thought you already had an internet gf Bods? ;) (It's ok, Bods just collects pictures of cows. He says it's for his 'research')

Thewoodcutter
12-08-2010, 06:09 PM
Even tho the threads closed...

Someone asked so here's what I meant..




He puts his shoulder up under the cows belly.... right in front of the back leg....

Then stands up.... picks the back half of a cow completely off the ground...... that leaves it standing on its front legs.

Im not talking about 2-3 inches.... my Cousins about 6 feet tall and he stands completely up..... putting said cow in about a 45 degree angle.

If you know how much a full grown cow weighs, you'll know this is no easy feat.


(btw... my cuz isnt really retarded.... hes just pretty f'n dumb)


We live in Spartanburg SC.... not a lot to do for entertainment!!
Sounds alot like Lake Michigan all there is to do here is drink

Bodom
12-08-2010, 06:10 PM
Thought you already had an internet gf Bods? ;) (It's ok, Bods just collects pictures of cows. He says it's for his 'research')

This is coming from the one who collects photos of Vickie?

and The Miz is soo totally not a girl.

Allison
12-08-2010, 06:14 PM
I need to see a picture of this.

Do that and you'll be one of my favorite people ever.


haha I will try my best, its not something we do EVERYDAY! =]~

Allison
12-08-2010, 06:20 PM
Sounds alot like Lake Michigan all there is to do here is drink


Well.... when my cuz starts pickin up cows, theres def alcohol involved :D

Bodom
12-08-2010, 06:21 PM
haha I will try my best, its not something we do EVERYDAY! =]~

Whatever it takes.


Well.... when my cuz starts pickin up cows, theres def alcohol involved :D

I'd be more surprised if alcohol wasn't involved

Robstar
12-08-2010, 06:24 PM
This is coming from the one who collects photos of Vickie?

and The Miz is soo totally not a girl.

Lmao. He is pretty, I'll give you that...not Jericho pretty, but still....

Allison
12-08-2010, 06:25 PM
Morrisons the pretty one!!

IrkenInvader
12-08-2010, 06:28 PM
Sounds complicated my uncle just cuts them in half then picks them up.

Bodom
12-08-2010, 06:29 PM
Morrisons the pretty one!!

No, Morrison's the cute one.

Robstar
12-08-2010, 06:31 PM
Who's the quiet one? Daniel Bryan?

Bodom
12-08-2010, 06:32 PM
Either him or Yoshi Tatsu.

Robstar
12-08-2010, 06:34 PM
Daniel Bryan is the Ringo Starr then

Bodom
12-08-2010, 06:42 PM
No he's not.

Allison
12-08-2010, 06:56 PM
Well.... I'm a big Beatles fan...... so I've enjoyed the turn that this thread has taken.

Rich Cranium
12-08-2010, 08:02 PM
So Morrison, Jericho, and Bryan make up 3/4 of WWE's equivalent to the Beatles? Who is the 4th member?

Allison
12-08-2010, 08:06 PM
So Morrison, Jericho, and Bryan make up 3/4 of WWE's equivalent to the Beatles? Who is the 4th member?

WHOA..... WHOA...... WHOAAAAAA..... wasn't this thread about COWS?

Bodom
12-08-2010, 08:08 PM
WHOA..... WHOA...... WHOAAAAAA..... wasn't this thread about COWS?

This is EWN.

We never stay on topic for more than a page.

Allison
12-08-2010, 10:13 PM
This is EWN.

We never stay on topic for more than a page.

Ok Then.... MARY MOO COW plays drums!!!!

Allison
12-08-2010, 10:15 PM
(btw... mary moo cow is from the old PBS "Arthur" cartoon)

:cool:

Bodom
12-08-2010, 10:19 PM
I remember watching that show......but don't rememberer any character other than Arthur.

So kudos?

Rich Cranium
12-08-2010, 10:35 PM
So I guess trying to lift a cow is as smart as tipping a cow?

Bodom
12-08-2010, 10:38 PM
No. Lifting a cow is awesome.

Tipping a cow is just wrong.

Allison
12-08-2010, 10:44 PM
I remember watching that show......but don't rememberer any character other than Arthur.

So kudos?

"Mary Moo Cow" is the TV show that Arthur's sister DW is always watching.... the one Arthur hates so much!!!

Bodom
12-08-2010, 10:45 PM
"Mary Moo Cow" is the TV show that Arthur's sister DW is always watching.... the one Arthur hates so much!!!

Riiiiight.................

Allison
12-08-2010, 10:48 PM
Riiiiight.................


I have a 4 yr old sister myself..... I still get to see this stuff :D

Bodom
12-08-2010, 10:50 PM
I have a 4 yr old sister myself..... I still get to see this stuff :D

Safe to assume that you'd still watch if you didn't?

Allison
12-09-2010, 03:05 AM
Safe to assume that you'd still watch if you didn't?


Oh hush..... I LIKE my cartoons! :(

The Brown One
12-09-2010, 03:42 PM
This is EWN.

We never stay on topic for more than a page.

I've noticed that in my short time here

Bodom
12-09-2010, 03:44 PM
Oh hush..... I LIKE my cartoons! :(

OH relax, Im just teasing you ;)


I've noticed that in my short time here

Damn proud of that lol

Allison
12-11-2010, 02:25 PM
OH relax, Im just teasing you ;)


I am very tender hearted.... :( *wink*

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 02:27 PM
I've noticed that in my short time here

It keeps the topic fresh and interesting.

Bodom
12-11-2010, 02:34 PM
I am very tender hearted.... :( *wink*

Im starting to notice that ;)

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 02:36 PM
Im starting to notice that ;)

I'm starting to see an eCrush starting.

Bodom
12-11-2010, 02:38 PM
I'm starting to see an eCrush starting.

In the words of Irken, "He's charging the banhammer"

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 02:41 PM
In the words of Irken, "He's charging the banhammer"

http://oi29.tinypic.com/5xo490.jpg

Mint Berry Crunch
12-11-2010, 02:46 PM
In the words of Irken, "He's charging the banhammer"

Bodom and Allison sittin in a tree.

Bodom
12-11-2010, 02:48 PM
Bodom and Allison sittin in a tree.

Go back to your mint cave MBC

Mint Berry Crunch
12-11-2010, 02:53 PM
Go back to your mint cave MBC

Sorry but the Girl Scouts' Thin Mints factory basement is being cleaned right now.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
12-11-2010, 02:54 PM
Hey Allison I was going through my photo album and found a picture of Bodom. I dont know where both of you will go but i do know what will happen at the end of your date. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8Phu-_7wP0Q3wGQBM2gmg5jsGsacjyo3UKPSkQtkNhTJZvCbn


muuuhahahahhhahaa

Bodom
12-11-2010, 03:00 PM
sigh.............................

Welcome back IPITS.

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 03:05 PM
sigh.............................

Welcome back IPITS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQoF105RO4&feature=related

Rich Cranium
12-11-2010, 04:00 PM
Hey Allison I was going through my photo album and found a picture of Bodom. I dont know where both of you will go but i do know what will happen at the end of your date. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8Phu-_7wP0Q3wGQBM2gmg5jsGsacjyo3UKPSkQtkNhTJZvCbn


muuuhahahahhhahaa

Your back! Next time leave a courtesy note or maybe an 'out of EWN' message?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
12-11-2010, 06:25 PM
Your back! Next time leave a courtesy note or maybe an 'out of EWN' message?

Will do!!!! Been very busy, cant stay on to long right now just wanted to see what people are talking about. Going to the bar to watch UFC, be back on later. I'm sure I'll have a lot to say, a drunk IPEEINTHESHOWER has many opinions.;)

on a side note I HOPE GSP whoops koscheck's ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Josh wins, there might be a damn riot in the arena, this is must watch TV. Dont miss it....

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 07:05 PM
Will do!!!! Been very busy, cant stay on to long right now just wanted to see what people are talking about. Going to the bar to watch UFC, be back on later. I'm sure I'll have a lot to say, a drunk IPEEINTHESHOWER has many opinions.;)

on a side note I HOPE GSP whoops koscheck's ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Josh wins, there might be a damn riot in the arena, this is must watch TV. Dont miss it....

GSP is gonna destroy Koshkeck. As much as I like Josh, GSP will murder this fool.

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 07:07 PM
GSP is gonna destroy Koshkeck. As much as I like Josh, GSP will murder this fool.

I agree. GSP FTW!

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 07:16 PM
I agree. GSP FTW!

are you going to stream it SG?

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 07:42 PM
Yes I am unfortunatley......I would pay to see this.

BUT I'll be in chat for the fights.

Bodom
12-11-2010, 07:54 PM
Only thing I don't like about UFC PPV's, is they don't start till 10PM (here)

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 07:57 PM
Only thing I don't like about UFC PPV's, is they don't start till 10PM (here)

I am guessing.....so does the streams.....

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 07:59 PM
Yes I am unfortunatley......I would pay to see this.

BUT I'll be in chat for the fights.

Can you give me a link?

Rich Cranium
12-11-2010, 08:08 PM
I will be in the CHAT room too, anyone else gonna come into the room with us?

SilverGhost
12-11-2010, 08:10 PM
I will be in the CHAT room too, anyone else gonna come into the room with us?

I'll be there.

@Irken

http://atdhe.net/index.html

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 09:56 PM
I dare people to click SG's link.