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Robstar
12-08-2010, 04:02 PM
With his move to commentary, I think it's important to document some of the classic stuff that comes out of CM Punk's mouth. It can be from any promo or any show he's announced on so far or in the future.;)

I'll start -

"Check out the big brain on Brad!!" Superstars (I think)

"This is not the spanish announce table!" - Raw

Rich Cranium
12-08-2010, 04:23 PM
"Just because you sold seven million albums doesn’t mean you’re talented. It just means that there are seven million people that are stupid as hell."

Kashdinero
12-08-2010, 04:24 PM
"I thought it was Grimace"- on Cena.

IrkenInvader
12-08-2010, 04:32 PM
He spilled my diet soda!

willos19991
12-08-2010, 05:12 PM
"Brainbussstaaaaaaaaa" Nxt season 3

Bodom
12-08-2010, 05:17 PM
Josh Matthews: "There's that lucha libre style of AJ"

Punk: "That was an armdrag. Americans do armdrags"

IrkenInvader
12-08-2010, 05:19 PM
His first time commentating on NXT s3,
Punk "wow great move, vintage Kaitlyn "
Matthews "She's had one match how is that 'vintage'"

Stump
12-08-2010, 05:26 PM
I've always wanted to do this...I HAVE RECEIVED AN EMAIL

johnadah
12-08-2010, 05:32 PM
"I am a fan of Brian Danie...... Daniel... Daniel Bryan."

SgtGohan
12-08-2010, 05:32 PM
CM punk 'argh This guy doesnt need anymore partying in his life'

Good comeback from riley aswell

CM punk 'King kofi kingston has a nice ring to it.. not so nice initials though'

Robstar
12-08-2010, 05:35 PM
CM punk 'argh This guy doesnt need anymore partying in his life'

Good comeback from riley aswell

CM punk 'King kofi kingston has a nice ring to it.. not so nice initials though'

Pmsl, I missed that! see that's what this thread is for, I knew it was going to be great. Now noone has to miss Punk's gems!

IrkenInvader
12-08-2010, 05:38 PM
Now noone has to miss Punk's gems!

I never knew Punk posed nude before!

Robstar
12-08-2010, 05:40 PM
I never knew Punk posed nude before!

Have you been looking for a link?

Incubus_99
12-08-2010, 06:06 PM
to Laycool on this week's Raw: "Yes you two are very Beautiful People!"...

during Cena's farewell: "CENA SUCKS!"...:D

The Brown One
12-08-2010, 06:29 PM
CM punk 'argh This guy doesnt need anymore partying in his life'

Good comeback from riley aswell

CM punk 'King kofi kingston has a nice ring to it.. not so nice initials though'

Halarious shit right there :D when did he say that?

Young Guns
12-08-2010, 06:35 PM
"I wanna see his tickets!" (when Cena jumps the rail last week on RAW)

(To Josh) "Keep it up and I'll send you right back to Superstars!"

"He's (Santino) like the WWE's Jar-Jar Binks!"

"I'm seeing double right now, I hope another Maryse walks down!"

"I'm sorry I'm a little nervous, I've always wanted to do this" (reading the GM's email)

"This show (NXT) is bad with or without you (Cole), but thank you for coming!"

"Alex Riley looks like he is dressed for court."

"Melina is wearing Uggs... which is exactly how I feel about them."

"You'd prefer Alex Riley over the Bella twins" (to Michael Cole)

"Thats what Rey Mysterio does, he's a car thief on the side... He stole my car twice"

"Cole, Cole, Cole... you need to shut up!"

"This Is CM Punk for Michael Cole and we'll see you next week, shut up Josh!"

CM Punk and the invisible microphone - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRo9JsfBZM

Solo517
12-08-2010, 06:37 PM
"i'm just sitting here and then saw thing purple thing come out from under the ring"
"john, my diet soda"

The Gravefilla
12-08-2010, 07:30 PM
I love the Invisible mic promo lol "I dont have a mic you stupid bitch" lol.


"Wow, Security sucks here."

AgeoftheFallguy
12-08-2010, 07:54 PM
"i'm just sitting here and then saw thing purple thing come out from under the ring"
"john, my diet soda"

The best part was right after cene hands him his soda and Punk tosses it anyway.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-08-2010, 08:02 PM
I wish we had more people like CM Punk in the WWE. I have been reading all of his qoutes here an every single one of it is golden. For the past year now I have been settling in with Cole as the Raw announcer an then suddenly when CM Punk was flung into the announcing job I realized how bad Cole can really be at times. An Jerry Lawler an CM Punk seem to have far more in common. They actually tell little stories, and get behind all of the wrestlers instead of just 3.

chibo777
12-08-2010, 08:17 PM
i actually think the comment which went something like the following is the best..

' now cena is fired maybe he can enlist and become an actual marine...

Bodom
12-08-2010, 08:19 PM
i actually think the comment which went something like the following is the best..

' now cena is fired maybe he can enlist and become an actual marine...

^^^ This is pure win.

bcfccalum
12-08-2010, 08:21 PM
'whats he doing here he's been fired, maybe now he can enlist and actually become a marine'
suprised this hasnt been mentioned yet :D

chibo777
12-08-2010, 08:33 PM
lol... look above your post mate.. :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-08-2010, 09:13 PM
The Laycool/Beautiful People line was gold. A few more no one has mentioned:

Punk: "Cody Rhodes and Pat Patterson are a lot alike."
Cole: "How so?"
Punk: "I'll leave it up to your imagination."

"Riley is gonna get in the ring with Ezekiel Jackson? What is he, under the influence?"

This one isn't from Punk commentating, it was from a promo he did during his S.E.S. days:
Punk: "...if your not down with that, I got two words for ya!"
Crowd: "SUCK IT!"
Punk: "...Katie Vick. It's okay if you have not seen it just look it up on youtube. It will drive you to drink and then you can come see me and i will save you."

From the same promo:
*Big Show comes out and interrupts*
Punk: "How disappointing for you guys. You get Stone Cold's music and no Stone Cold, and you get the Big Show's music and you get Captian Insano"

Still from the same promo:
*Big Show does Hulk Hogan impression to Punk*
Punk: "I thought you said something about being entertaining because that was boring. Your not funny and nobody likes you."

Still still from the same promo:
*Punk shows Lesnar superplexing Big Show and the ring breaks*
"That was great. I don't know who the other guy was but..."

*Laycool does something to Punk off camera and runs they run into the ring*
Punk: "I have NO IDEA what just happened to me..."

This entire video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no)

*Crowd chants "CM Punk! CM Punk!" during a divas match*
Punk: "Obviously this compacity crowd is as interested in this match as much as I am."

Alex Riley: "10 minutes ago. The most awesome competitor of all time, happened to suffer and anxiety attack..."
Punk: "I'm right here. I'm fine."

Punk: "You know the moniker 'smart sexy and powerful' it's funny because not one single diva possess all three attributes."

I could do more, but I think this should suffice for now.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-08-2010, 09:46 PM
"You notice I came out here wearing no pants? I usually always watch NXT without them at home."

WH Punk 26
12-08-2010, 10:20 PM
From Superstars 11/18/10
Punk: From now on instead of referring to me as punk i would like up to refer to me as mr punk
Scott Stanford: How about the first ever straight edge champion mr
Punk: How about you do as your told and call me mr punk

alexrules01
12-08-2010, 10:47 PM
Pretty much ALL his commentary is freakin win!
I like the whole bit when Cole was talkin to jerry in the ring, and the gm thing bleeped, and Punks likes "Well, I guess I'll have to do it"
and just casually strolled up and said "And I Quote!"

Also DURING a match with, Elijah Burke I think (the pope) Punk gets his earing pulled out, i think, and you can hear him say "Well that hurt"
Or when he was in the Royal Rumble and was cutting a promo and eliminating people, that was awesome!
Please more, more more, love this thread!

alexrules01
12-08-2010, 10:56 PM
Another one i just though of when posting in the Miz/Orton thread
Orton did an Angle Slam on A-Ri, and punk goes "Well, that was a High ANGLE suplex" Don't know whether he meant anything by it or what, still made me chuckle

AGEOFFALL
12-09-2010, 12:52 AM
Security we have a jumper. - When Cena jumps the rail. And as for the diet soda quote I think it was "John what are you doing? My diet soda!"

The Brown One
12-09-2010, 12:58 AM
The Laycool/Beautiful People line was gold. A few more no one has mentioned:

Punk: "Cody Rhodes and Pat Patterson are a lot alike."
Cole: "How so?"
Punk: "I'll leave it up to your imagination."

"Riley is gonna get in the ring with Ezekiel Jackson? What is he, under the influence?"

This one isn't from Punk commentating, it was from a promo he did during his S.E.S. days:
Punk: "...if your not down with that, I got two words for ya!"
Crowd: "SUCK IT!"
Punk: "...Katie Vick. It's okay if you have not seen it just look it up on youtube. It will drive you to drink and then you can come see me and i will save you."

From the same promo:
*Big Show comes out and interrupts*
Punk: "How disappointing for you guys. You get Stone Cold's music and no Stone Cold, and you get the Big Show's music and you get Captian Insano"

Still from the same promo:
*Big Show does Hulk Hogan impression to Punk*
Punk: "I thought you said something about being entertaining because that was boring. Your not funny and nobody likes you."

Still still from the same promo:
*Punk shows Lesnar superplexing Big Show and the ring breaks*
"That was great. I don't know who the other guy was but..."

*Laycool does something to Punk off camera and runs they run into the ring*
Punk: "I have NO IDEA what just happened to me..."

This entire video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no)

*Crowd chants "CM Punk! CM Punk!" during a divas match*
Punk: "Obviously this compacity crowd is as interested in this match as much as I am."

Alex Riley: "10 minutes ago. The most awesome competitor of all time, happened to suffer and anxiety attack..."
Punk: "I'm right here. I'm fine."

Punk: "You know the moniker 'smart sexy and powerful' it's funny because not one single diva possess all three attributes."

I could do more, but I think this should suffice for now.

EPIC fail :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-09-2010, 01:52 AM
EPIC fail :D

Why is my comment an "EPIC fail"?

The Brown One
12-09-2010, 01:55 AM
EPIC fail :D

Sorry dude wrong person. Clicked on you by mistake

the wrestling shade
12-09-2010, 02:08 AM
cm punk is the next big thing on commentury i can tell you that because he's got attitude like the announcers of the 90's and not only us fans has realised that but i think also vince mcmahon has saw that two i just hope that vince doesnt force cm punk to stay on the announce table because he can bring a lot of viewers by just going into the ring and preform maybe after he finish wrestling then he we would love to see him on commentury once again

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-09-2010, 02:30 AM
Sorry dude wrong person. Clicked on you by mistake

No problem.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-09-2010, 02:34 AM
cm punk is the next big thing on commentury i can tell you that because he's got attitude like the announcers of the 90's and not only us fans has realised that but i think also vince mcmahon has saw that two i just hope that vince doesnt force cm punk to stay on the announce table because he can bring a lot of viewers by just going into the ring and preform maybe after he finish wrestling then he we would love to see him on commentury once again

That's the thing though. You wanna have it both ways. We all love his commentary, but then we miss him in ring, but then we get him in-ring, and have to listen to drab, boring commentary. Maybe he could wrestle for his one match, and then come back and do commentary for the rest of the show. He'd probabaly be gassed though and I doubt we'd get the same enthusiasm...if only he could clone himself.

SaberToothTigerz
12-09-2010, 04:40 AM
everytime punk is in another superstars or raw session we can be sure to listen to some more of his moments, as far as it goes to wrestling he will b back around royal rumble time..

SgtGohan
12-09-2010, 08:08 AM
Punk should be commentating on Raw, nxt, superstars and smackdown!

I mean the only reason i watch some of the matches is because i dont want to miss the genius things punk says

daverende5
12-09-2010, 10:33 AM
alex riley: "10 minutes ago. The most awesome competitor of all time, happened to suffer and anxiety attack..."
punk: "i'm right here. I'm fine."



lol!.........

Rich Cranium
12-09-2010, 10:51 AM
Yes, Royal Rumble was gold! I lmao when Punk was "trying to save" Khali with the raise your right hand bit and Khali raised his hand but then dropped the chop to the head!

the wrestling shade
12-09-2010, 11:46 AM
That's the thing though. You wanna have it both ways. We all love his commentary, but then we miss him in ring, but then we get him in-ring, and have to listen to drab, boring commentary. Maybe he could wrestle for his one match, and then come back and do commentary for the rest of the show. He'd probabaly be gassed though and I doubt we'd get the same enthusiasm...if only he could clone himself.
nice idea but i just dont see wwe doing that for him because it would be weard and he wouldnt accept both jobs any way its just too much pressure on him beside he is still young and looks like he doesnt want to stay on the commentary but to preform in the ring any way maybe because he puts his heart and soul in everything he does thats why we like to see him always and on any form of preforming

Bammer
12-09-2010, 01:39 PM
anyone else want CM Punk and JBL to commentate together? :)

SaberToothTigerz
12-09-2010, 01:48 PM
anyone else want CM Punk and JBL to commentate together? :)

*raises hand* i do.

bcfccalum
12-09-2010, 05:57 PM
lol... look above your post mate.. :)

just about beat me to it, they do say great minds think alike though :)

alexrules01
12-09-2010, 09:06 PM
anyone else want CM Punk and JBL to commentate together? :)

They would need Cole aswell though, as JBL likes to rip on the other, and we cant hav him and punk fighting!

alexrules01
12-09-2010, 11:48 PM
Another great quote from the recent superstars
"Sometimes i want to ask Eve to marry me, other times I want to hit her with a spade"

Robstar
12-10-2010, 12:40 AM
Another great quote from the recent superstars
"Sometimes i want to ask Eve to marry me, other times I want to hit her with a spade"

LIKE! :D Good work

Kashdinero
12-10-2010, 01:16 AM
CM Punk and Paul Heyman together would be Ludicrously Epic!!

SaberToothTigerz
12-10-2010, 12:51 PM
They would need Cole aswell though, as JBL likes to rip on the other, and we cant hav him and punk fighting!

what happened to jbl?
i wasnt watching wwe when he went away

Bodom
12-10-2010, 04:29 PM
what happened to jbl?
i wasnt watching wwe when he went away

He's enjoying retirement playing Golf.

SaberToothTigerz
12-10-2010, 04:30 PM
He's enjoying retirement playing Golf.

wtf? -.- was it rly time for him to get retired?
at least being a commentator for crying out loud..

Robstar
12-10-2010, 05:44 PM
Finally a reason to watch Superstars!

chibo777
12-13-2010, 08:33 PM
ill start....


" king, i dont think you know how to work a computer and cole i dont think u will fit in a stocking"

Bodom
12-13-2010, 09:23 PM
wtf? -.- was it rly time for him to get retired?
at least being a commentator for crying out loud..

JBL certainly thought it was time for him to retire.

Why don't you go to tell him what he ought to do for his retirement?

The Brown One
12-16-2010, 03:38 AM
JBL certainly thought it was time for him to retire.

Why don't you go to tell him what he ought to do for his retirement?

He was getting slower in his later years, and had a successful energy drink business besides his wrestling. So I think he chose a good time to retire.

Bodom
03-27-2011, 09:48 AM
More CM Punk goodness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVXFdxJdN1Q

Rick BoA
03-28-2011, 01:13 AM
Here are some of his best moments, all from one match!

Hope they havnt been posted yet!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouByG00sd7E
But let me guess that wasnt his fault, was it?

CM punk is terrible. end of discussion

Taxi Driver
03-28-2011, 09:20 AM
Here are some of his best moments, all from one match!

Hope they havnt been posted yet!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouByG00sd7E
But let me guess that wasnt his fault, was it?

CM punk is terrible. end of discussion

Hey, everyone makes mistakes :D

TheMiz
03-28-2011, 04:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JMkgSyC5Ic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JMkgSyC5Ic

alexrules01
04-06-2011, 08:07 AM
I want to keep this thread alive with CM Punk goodness :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qoiReTpmo0 (the insert video is not workin for me for some reason :( )

Bodom
04-06-2011, 08:44 AM
I want to keep this thread alive with CM Punk goodness :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qoiReTpmo0 (the insert video is not workin for me for some reason :( )

Fucking classic.

SilverGhost
04-07-2011, 01:17 AM
My meme!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8CZcWiYCA

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-07-2011, 01:42 AM
So much for being straight edge. I saw the alcohol in that needle. I recognize Vodka when I see it.;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5HEltY0tU&feature=youtu.be

on a side note, whats up with the video button, its fooooooked.

Spear-O-Matic
04-07-2011, 09:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhvEbrakyho&NR=1&feature=fvwp

I needn't explain.

Eror
04-07-2011, 03:26 PM
"It's funny I'm actually not wearing pants and that's how I watch NXT every single week."

KJ PUNK
04-07-2011, 03:56 PM
The invisible microphone is my favorite. I would post a video, but everyone's seen it a thousand times.

Bodom
04-07-2011, 05:24 PM
The invisible microphone is my favorite. I would post a video, but everyone's seen it a thousand times.

It never gets old.

Bodom
04-07-2011, 05:25 PM
"It's funny I'm actually not wearing pants and that's how I watch NXT every single week."

Who doesn't wear pants when they watch wrestling?

Androo
04-07-2011, 08:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no
Best NXT ever?

Bodom
04-07-2011, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALSvyje8no
Best NXT ever?

Matthews: there's that lucha libre style of AJ
Punk: that was an arm drag. americans do arm drags

WWTNA Mark
04-07-2011, 08:18 PM
Here are some of his best moments, all from one match!

Hope they havnt been posted yet!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouByG00sd7E
But let me guess that wasnt his fault, was it?

CM punk is terrible. end of discussion

Sloppy wrestling at its finest.

Androo
04-07-2011, 08:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzwhAYy5hA&feature=fvwrel
Best Jeff Hardy ever? Best Jeff Hardy promo ever thats for sure!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txsPKxycHKs&feature=related
As much as i love The Miz, this is funny!

RomanFlare
04-07-2011, 08:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAs_nS_lvM&feature=related

while I'm hear, I'll just leave this completely unrelated video right here. *shines it* Yeah. Right here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLWTQpnHGU&feature=related

SilverGhost
04-07-2011, 11:11 PM
Here are some of his best moments, all from one match!

Hope they havnt been posted yet!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouByG00sd7E
But let me guess that wasnt his fault, was it?

CM punk is terrible. end of discussion

You know I love that you payed attention to Punk's matches but I'm afraid to tell you....THAT wasn't Punk's only match in the WWE. Ever thought about Pope being hard to work with? Opinion yes but WE ALL know Punk is better than that. Try again.

WWTNA Mark
04-08-2011, 06:09 AM
You know I love that you payed attention to Punk's matches but I'm afraid to tell you....THAT wasn't Punk's only match in the WWE. Ever thought about Pope being hard to work with? Opinion yes but WE ALL know Punk is better than that. Try again.

TBH, you can't really blame Pope for that match.

Jazz
04-08-2011, 09:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzwhAYy5hA&feature=fvwrel
Best Jeff Hardy ever? Best Jeff Hardy promo ever thats for sure!


Successful troll was successful.

RomanFlare
04-08-2011, 07:36 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. Did people miss CM Punk grabbing the rope with HIS FUCKING TEETH!?!

Automatic
04-08-2011, 08:37 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/20f573m.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/Jack_Jeckel/View.jpg

Bodom
04-08-2011, 09:30 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. Did people miss CM Punk grabbing the rope with HIS FUCKING TEETH!?!

Punks a fucking genius.

TheDevilsAdvocate
04-08-2011, 10:54 PM
Punks a fucking genius.

Bods is right again!

samoan619
04-08-2011, 10:56 PM
Bods is right again!

Welcome back TDA!!