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IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 09:26 PM
Do the men wear less clothing than the women.

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 09:28 PM
Obviously! Just ask Otunga!

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 09:32 PM
The women do more moves than the men in mixed tag matches.

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 09:35 PM
Are you parodying Rain Man? JK, yes they do unless it's Gail Kim as she seems to be prohibited from stepping into the ring.

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 09:39 PM
Were an unemployed man can come in and beat people up and not have the cops called on him.

Bodom
12-06-2010, 09:39 PM
Were an unemployed man can come in and beat people up and not have the cops called on him.

Logic! Who needs it!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-06-2010, 09:40 PM
Where a camera man continues filming a man ordering food and no one questions the logic.

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 09:59 PM
Where you can be tagged in by someone not on your team in a multi-team match.

The Brown One
12-06-2010, 10:00 PM
Where someone is buried alive and that's not attempted murder.

Lowki
12-06-2010, 10:03 PM
...Can you be hit in the head with a chair in a non-DQ match and get back up... but any other time you are out cold.
...Can you run someone over, set them on fire, push a car on them and attempt to run them over in a monster truck and not face criminal charges.

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:04 PM
Where someone can be pinned to the ground for three seconds and all of the sudden he has to stop beating up the guy who tried to run him over with a car last week.

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:04 PM
Where you can be tagged in by someone not on your team in a multi-team match.

i wouldn't count that as illogic.

Just a lame rule.

Lowki
12-06-2010, 10:07 PM
...do you choose to go for transition holds, grapples and submission holds over Scratching, gouging or punches to the face in a first blood match.

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:10 PM
i wouldn't count that as illogic.

Just a lame rule.

The lame part is they only use the other teams for 6 moves before they are eliminated. Its just padding for the match, when obviously they only wanted the two over teams to fight.

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:13 PM
The lame part is they only use the other teams for 6 moves before they are eliminated. Its just padding for the match, when obviously they only wanted the two over teams to fight.

Or how the Diva's don't break up the pin in their tag matches.

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:16 PM
Or how the Diva's don't break up the pin in their tag matches.

Thats why you never ask Kelly Kelly to be your tag partner.

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:18 PM
Thats why you never ask Kelly Kelly to be your tag partner.

Define "tag partner".

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:20 PM
Define "tag partner".

Well if she wrestles as good she.... well you know. I wouldn't want her to be my "tag partner" no matter the definition.

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 10:22 PM
I want to be her opponent in a mud wrestling match!

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:40 PM
Why doesn't WWE just start making all raws 3 hrs long.

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 10:41 PM
Isn't the slammy's soon?

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:42 PM
next week!

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:42 PM
Isn't the slammy's soon?

Next week!

IrkenInvader
12-06-2010, 10:43 PM
Next week!

Ha beat you.

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:49 PM
Ha beat you.

Do you want a cookie?

Bodom
12-06-2010, 10:50 PM
....why is riley still carrying that briefcase?!

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 10:56 PM
....why is riley still carrying that briefcase?!

That is where he keeps his breathalizer so he knows when he can drive under the limit!

Robstar
12-06-2010, 10:57 PM
....can a little person go from a mascot to a lil' bastard to the boss's son to Finlay's son to cruiserweight champion back to being a mascot

...can family members so consistently come to blows and make up again

...can a wrestling company hinge the future of their company on a drug-fuelled spot monkey

Robstar
12-06-2010, 10:58 PM
That is where he keeps his breathalizer so he knows when he can drive under the limit!

No it's to carry his house arrest ankle bracelet in

The Brown One
12-06-2010, 11:07 PM
....why is riley still carrying that briefcase?!

I thought i was seeing things. Been wondering why he carried that thing around after cash in.

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 11:09 PM
I thought i was seeing things. Been wondering why he carried that thing around after cash in.

Are you guys in the same time zone?

alexrules01
12-06-2010, 11:11 PM
Can you beat up your boss, without any consequences, like getting the f'd fired

The Brown One
12-06-2010, 11:26 PM
Are you guys in the same time zone?

Don't think so

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 11:33 PM
Don't think so

I mean NZ and Australia?

The Brown One
12-06-2010, 11:35 PM
I mean NZ and Australia?

Nope dif time zones

Bodom
12-06-2010, 11:35 PM
Nope dif time zones

From whom?

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 11:42 PM
Only in wrestling can you get fired, go postal by beating up employees you once worked with, and then get rehired so you won't beat up more people!

The Brown One
12-07-2010, 12:20 AM
From whom?

You i think. I'm really confused(didn't get sleep) dude

Bodom
12-07-2010, 12:22 AM
You i think. I'm really confused(didn't get sleep) dude

So am I. You're info says New Zealand and he knows im in Florida.

Rich Cranium
12-07-2010, 12:25 AM
So am I. You're info says New Zealand and he knows im in Florida.

I saw 2 posts on top of each other, first one - Robstar, second one - The Brown One, so I was asking if NZ and Australia were in the same time zone but that has been answered. Sorry for the head scratcher.

Robstar
12-07-2010, 12:28 AM
Ok - similar time zone's but NZ is actually ahead of us and we (australia) are ahead of the rest of you. Similar but not the same.

Brown One, better not piss me off, I have a million sheep jokes I can use on ya! ;) jk

The Brown One
12-07-2010, 01:30 AM
Ok - similar time zone's but NZ is actually ahead of us and we (australia) are ahead of the rest of you. Similar but not the same.

Brown One, better not piss me off, I have a million sheep jokes I can use on ya! ;) jk

Me too. They call Newzealanders(people from Newzealand) sheep shaggers. Guess where most of your milk comes from :D

Kashdinero
12-07-2010, 01:54 AM
.... Can it take a man with two healthy(ish) legs who is used to climbing to the top rope so damn long to climb a ladder!
.... Can a 50+ year old man still actively compete with a guy half his age.
.... Can a good guy get booed out of the building!
.... Can a performer die and the show still goes on ; (

The Brown One
12-07-2010, 02:04 AM
.... Can a performer die and the show still goes on ; (

That was a bullshit decision on Vinces part seriously

Kashdinero
12-07-2010, 02:12 AM
That was a bullshit decision on Vinces part seriously

Only in wrestling... could he get away with it.

The Brown One
12-07-2010, 02:39 AM
Only in wrestling... could he get away with it.

Thats why i like wrestling, for the freedom and that ANYTHING can happen..but when crap like that happens its dissapointing

Black Mass Reverend
12-07-2010, 07:06 AM
Only in "Sports Entertainment" can a "superstar" be fired over the incompetence of the writers...

Lowki
12-07-2010, 07:49 AM
Me too. They call Newzealanders(people from Newzealand) sheep shaggers. Guess where most of your milk comes from :D
The welsh get the sheep jokes as well... "We screw 'em, you chew 'em" comes to mind.

...Can someone under 5'5 beat men over 7ft.
...Can someone who's been fired still be able to jump security railings, beat up employed wrestlers and STILL has theme music.. while security just looks on thinking about people in Hogan costumes.

el gabo
12-07-2010, 09:26 AM
You have a guy play a witchdoctor, a pimp and a Black Panther.

el gabo
12-07-2010, 09:27 AM
Have a guy play the role of a hippie, a bandit, a psych ward inmate on the same night.

Bodom
12-07-2010, 10:52 AM
................can someone be attacked with a 2x4 with nails hammered into it and NOT die

Rich Cranium
12-07-2010, 10:57 AM
can you be stabbed in the showers, die, and no one gets in trouble!

CMhuw24
12-07-2010, 11:44 AM
Turn up 'smashed' to your companys PPV which youu are in the main event, only to defend your title and retain it.

Splattered-Dreams
12-07-2010, 11:46 AM
Turn up 'smashed' to your companys PPV which youu are in the main event, only to defend your title and retain it.

We have a winner!

el gabo
12-07-2010, 11:48 AM
can you be stabbed in the showers, die, and no one gets in trouble!

RIP Bruiser Brody.
Turn up 'smashed' to your companys PPV which youu are in the main event, only to defend your title and retain it.

Yup. We can close the thread now. Nothing will top that.

Lowki
12-07-2010, 12:58 PM
Hardy wins... Just in this thread though, his life's still fucked.

It even tops...
...Can you stab someone in a night club, talk about it openly on tv and not be locked up for a while.

Bodom
12-07-2010, 01:00 PM
Hardy wins... Just in this thread though, his life's still fucked.

It even tops...
...Can you stab someone in a night club, talk about it openly on tv and not be locked up for a while.

Adding on this.

.......can you be stabbed and not have a scar

Robstar
12-07-2010, 02:20 PM
Only in "Sports Entertainment" can a "superstar" be fired over the incompetence of the writers...

This is GOLD! So true Rev, so true...

Kashdinero
12-08-2010, 01:04 AM
...Can you get fired then told where you can and can't work for the next 3 months!

RevolutionIcon
12-08-2010, 01:20 AM
... Can you be hired as a wrestler while the company knows you have Hepatitis C and nobody will wrestle you..
... Can hairspray in your eyes make you lose a match, but eating shit (poop if that doesn't show) lets you keep your off camera office job. (Tommy)
... Can you kill the epitome of death 20 times over and he still comes back everytime.. But you killed him.. 20 times..

And only in wrestling can people take Hulk Hogan somewhat seriously so he can maintain a consistent record of employment.

RevolutionIcon
12-08-2010, 01:21 AM
Can you kill your wife and kids, pray around them for a couple days, kill yourself and still be excused for it on the record because of brain injury.

RevolutionIcon
12-08-2010, 01:54 AM
Can you molest a corpse on national television to provoke a burn victim that thinks he`s the brother of Satan.

Kashdinero
12-08-2010, 02:15 AM
Can you run around in your undie's at the age of sixty and still get cheered!

Kashdinero
12-08-2010, 02:23 AM
Can you stab a guy multiple times while being FILMED and still not go to jail!!!
Can you slice a fat guys forehead open with a surgical blade while being FILMED and still not go to jail!!!
Can you openly admit to both things while being FILMED and still not go to jail!!

IrkenInvader
08-21-2011, 06:26 PM
Can you literally kill someone, not go to jail and still have a job in the biz.

Rich Cranium
08-21-2011, 06:36 PM
Can you show up to the main event high and keep your job while your brother gets a DWI while he is off work and then gets fired.

VanHooliganX
08-21-2011, 06:37 PM
Can you kill your wife and kids, pray around them for a couple days, kill yourself and still be excused for it on the record because of brain injury.

Can you find stupid fans who refuse to see both sides of the story.