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Robstar
12-02-2010, 10:40 PM
Just got done seeing some of the rookies from NXT season 4 and by god there's some ridiculous names in there. I feel like the WWE higher-ups are either on crack or taking the piss. It's almost as if they struck upon the "brilliant" idea of tasking their staff to come up with the most ridiculous names thay can think of and pulling random pairings out of a hat.

How long before we get Fairy Floss Crash, TiMon Allbright, Menopause Mysterio and Archibald Jackhammer? :confused:(Bodom will always have the best one)

Bodom
12-02-2010, 10:42 PM
Chubby Mandingo!!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-02-2010, 10:50 PM
Herbert Shittersberg!

Rich Cranium
12-02-2010, 10:50 PM
I know Mic Skills and wrestling abililty are key here but how does a name like Pole Smoker help one's career?

Bodom
12-02-2010, 10:51 PM
I know Mic Skills and wrestling abililty are key here but how does a name like Pole Smoker help one's career?

Depends on the career.

Necroyeti
12-02-2010, 10:53 PM
Obligatory http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/twfnamegenerator.html

I got Maddox Strange

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-02-2010, 10:53 PM
Depends on the career.

Or gimmick. The Pole Smoker sounds like something that would be given to a male stripper.


"Mannnn! He be smokin' on that pole! He really knows how to work it!"

Bodom
12-02-2010, 10:55 PM
Lexington Facerape.

Robstar
12-02-2010, 11:00 PM
Lexington Facerape.

Always GOLD!


I know Mic Skills and wrestling abililty are key here but how does a name like Pole Smoker help one's career?

Could depend how seriously he took the name


Chuck Hindenberg

Bodom
12-02-2010, 11:01 PM
Richard Rapefist

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-02-2010, 11:02 PM
Chuck Hindenberg?

Well team him up with Herbert Shittersberg an you have yourself a new tag team.

Bodom
12-02-2010, 11:03 PM
Lexington Facerape & Lloyd Boner = Next WWE Tag Team Champions

Rich Cranium
12-02-2010, 11:04 PM
Matt Hardy's new TNA name - Harry Pothead or "Eating" Gilbert Grape?

Rich Cranium
12-02-2010, 11:04 PM
Lexington Facerape & Lloyd Boner = Next WWE Tag Team Champions

Harry Nipple as Manager!

Bodom
12-02-2010, 11:05 PM
"The Concordian Grape" Matt Hardy

chunkkynutzzz
12-02-2010, 11:17 PM
"dancing" dan danson

Jaws
12-02-2010, 11:26 PM
Obligatory http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/twfnamegenerator.html

I got Maddox Strange

I got Gaylord Beanhammer

Robstar
12-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Permanent Markerpen

chunkkynutzzz
12-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Corey crapperskeet

chunkkynutzzz
12-02-2010, 11:29 PM
Terry tropicana

Warmachine
12-02-2010, 11:32 PM
Sexton hardcastle.......o wait that was edge lol

-qwerty johnson

Robstar
12-02-2010, 11:32 PM
Overtaker? (his gimmick is a highway driver)

Robstar
12-02-2010, 11:33 PM
Bodom IPEEINTHESHOWER? ;)

SilverGhost
12-02-2010, 11:35 PM
I got.....Jake Strangepiss in that rookie generator.

Rich Cranium
12-02-2010, 11:38 PM
It gave me Biff Girlparts

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-02-2010, 11:40 PM
Bodom IPEEINTHESHOWER? ;)

Do all guys pee in the shower?

Bodom
12-02-2010, 11:51 PM
Bodom IPEEINTHESHOWER? ;)

That was low.


Do all guys pee in the shower?

Only the lazy ones.

Robstar
12-02-2010, 11:55 PM
In the words of the immortal George Costanza - "They're ALL pipes!"

Bodom
12-02-2010, 11:58 PM
So go piss in the sink while you're doing dishes.

johnadah
12-03-2010, 12:28 AM
Johnson Longsquirter will rise through the ranks of WWE!!

alexrules01
12-03-2010, 12:57 AM
Vince's Ass

BevinBoyz
12-03-2010, 01:29 AM
Sledge Lovehole
Snatch Waters
Pubis McBuiltbody
Francis Floppysex
Punchy Hardpeck

Kashdinero
12-03-2010, 01:40 AM
Fatt Matt Pratt!

But nothing will beat RobstarDinero (apart from Lexington Facerape)

viperrtracing
12-03-2010, 02:00 AM
Dick Incider?

chunkkynutzzz
12-03-2010, 03:27 AM
DICKY PRETTYSTANKYMANN future champion.

Robstar
12-03-2010, 03:51 AM
Fatt Matt Pratt!

But nothing will beat RobstarDinero (apart from Lexington Facerape)

Is that a proposal? Because I thought IPITS would get in first ;)

cubco
12-03-2010, 05:51 AM
Thick Burger

Kashdinero
12-03-2010, 06:54 AM
Is that a proposal? Because I thought IPITS would get in first ;)

Beat him to it lol.

But I was thinking more an amalgamation rather than same sex matrimony!

"you talking to us" would be the biggest selling T-Shirt of all time and the best catchphrase ever!

Taxi Driver
12-03-2010, 01:42 PM
Name someone Justin Beaver in the WWE and we have a new WHC.

xAzureSkye
12-03-2010, 02:26 PM
Gonzalo Barbasista.

Bodom
12-03-2010, 02:30 PM
Notgonnagetover.

Kashdinero
12-03-2010, 04:05 PM
Willy Warmer

Robstar
12-03-2010, 05:16 PM
Fudge Packer. Max Jobber. Vixie Kayfabe McCarter

Kashdinero
12-03-2010, 05:35 PM
Pecker Wood, The Spandex Kid, Dogg Ugly, Micky D McChickenwing.

Rich Cranium
12-03-2010, 08:16 PM
Sofa King Cool

*say it

IrkenInvader
12-03-2010, 08:27 PM
Fletcher Limpbone
Quentin McRunfast
Tim Plotkiller

IrkenInvader
12-03-2010, 08:31 PM
Chet Largemeat
Buster Mantit
Isaac Crotchrot

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-03-2010, 08:45 PM
Obligatory http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/twfnamegenerator.html

I got Maddox Strange

I tried this and no joke got Magnus Van Rugburn.

IrkenInvader
12-03-2010, 08:46 PM
Thats where I'm getting all my names from.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
12-03-2010, 08:47 PM
Got one for ya though not created by the machine: Heywood Jablomi

IrkenInvader
12-03-2010, 09:41 PM
Jimmy Floppysex

Bodom
12-03-2010, 09:45 PM
Can't wait for Chuck Steak and Huevos Rancheros to debut as mid season replacements.

Kashdinero
12-03-2010, 11:36 PM
Bodomizer the bowdikite

Bodom
12-03-2010, 11:38 PM
Bodomizer the bowdikite

I like how you could have gone somewhere else with that and didn't

Bonus points for bowdikite

Kashdinero
12-04-2010, 12:23 AM
I like how you could have gone somewhere else with that and didn't

Bonus points for bowdikite

One of my favourite words

Bodom
12-04-2010, 12:25 AM
One of my favourite words

Im totally going to use it in as many sentences as I can.

Even if it doesn't make sense. Im using it.

Rich Cranium
12-04-2010, 12:25 AM
One of my favourite words

- searches Google for meaning -

Rich Cranium
12-04-2010, 12:27 AM
A contemptuous name for a mischievous child

Kashdinero
12-04-2010, 02:05 AM
BOWDIKITE: wordy word of the week!

SilverGhost
12-04-2010, 02:30 AM
Travis Armstrong
Paul Needler
Zartan Godscock (wow wtf kind of a name is that?)
Danny Cougar Mellencamp(WTH?)
Steve Armstrong

I have the Armstrong Brothers! Travis and Steve.

Rich Cranium
12-04-2010, 02:39 AM
I got Fist Gump from that name generator. So when I go to the ring I'll hear "Run Fist Run".

Kashdinero
12-04-2010, 04:02 AM
I got Zartan Bareback!

Robstar
12-05-2010, 01:01 AM
Just came across something about Madusa Micelli - not a bad name, but bloody hell, Alundra Blayze was fucking horrible!

Bodom
12-05-2010, 01:13 AM
Just came across something about Madusa Micelli - not a bad name, but bloody hell, Alundra Blayze was fucking horrible!

Madusa Micelli was a great name.

Robstar
12-05-2010, 01:53 PM
Robstar Guerrero?

Murphdogg4
12-06-2010, 03:42 PM
vagi McYeasty the ultimate diva

Rich Cranium
12-06-2010, 03:48 PM
Robstar Guerrero?

That would make you the proud stepfather of Shaul and Rich Cranium-Guerrero:)

Robstar
12-06-2010, 04:41 PM
That would make you the proud stepfather of Shaul and Rich Cranium-Guerrero:)

Welcome to the family Rich!

tysteelman
12-06-2010, 05:30 PM
Handbanana. All I know is ball, and good, AND RAPE!

Kashdinero
12-06-2010, 10:36 PM
Arthur Fucksake. Gordon Bennet.

Robstar
12-06-2010, 10:47 PM
Arthur Fucksake. Gordon Bennet.

I get the first...but not the second?

Kashdinero
12-07-2010, 12:45 AM
It's a British thing. It's kind of like an exclamation of surprise.... I believe Gordon Benett was a bit of an outrageous character in the 19th century.

Bodom
12-07-2010, 12:48 AM
It's a British thing. It's kind of like an exclamation of surprise.... I believe Gordon Benett was a bit of an outrageous character in the 19th century.

How much did it take to be outlandish in the 19th century?

SilverGhost
12-07-2010, 12:51 AM
These names barely make sense.....

I only have the Armstrong brothers: Travis Armstrong and Steve Armstrong.

Those are only decent.

Kashdinero
12-07-2010, 01:10 AM
How much did it take to be outlandish in the 19th century?

One can only imagine!

@SG keep trying there's a few winners in there!

SilverGhost
12-07-2010, 01:12 AM
Travis Armstrong
Paul Needler
Zartan Godscock (wow wtf kind of a name is that?)
Danny Cougar Mellencamp(WTH?)
Steve Armstrong

I have the Armstrong Brothers! Travis and Steve.

Kash dude.

Check these two.

Kashdinero
12-07-2010, 02:09 AM
Kash dude.

Check these two.

Theyre awful in theyre unfunniness : /

I just got Blast Largemeat and Steve Queerstreet!!!! Throw in Zartan Bareback and you have one seriously FD up Six man tag team!

ch.brooks24
12-07-2010, 03:12 PM
I have a good tag team for you - Mike Hunt & Mike Hawk and they're part of a 3 man stable thats led by Hue G. Rection.

Cant think of a good team/stable name tho... any ideas?

ch.brooks24
12-07-2010, 03:15 PM
Names of note from Name Generator:
Limp Softgroin
Slip Strangepiss
Stench Goodlength
Hose Beefrock
Fruity Park