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IrkenInvader
11-29-2010, 03:27 PM
I'm the #4 poster, the 4th poster to break 1000 and the most hated Asstool on this forum.

Kashdinero
11-29-2010, 05:07 PM
Me like too! I'm the number 1 poster (from England lol)

Bodom
11-29-2010, 05:39 PM
*coughnumber1cough*

Kashdinero
11-29-2010, 05:44 PM
*coughnumber1cough*

That cough sounds serious. I hope it's not *coughcatchycough*.

Bodom
11-29-2010, 05:49 PM
That cough sounds serious. I hope it's not *coughcatchycough*.

I hope not too. Don't want anyone else to get it.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-29-2010, 07:11 PM
I know i'm drunk but where is the top ten section? In other words "Where it be MF'er"

Disfuckinregard what I said. My infinite wisdom told me to look down, guess what it worked.


U MAD????

SilverShowerPisser
11-29-2010, 08:15 PM
I know i'm drunk but where is the top ten section? In other words "Where it be MF'er"

Disfuckinregard what I said. My infinite wisdom told me to look down, guess what it worked.


U MAD????

And that is why you are my god.

Rich Cranium
11-29-2010, 08:18 PM
I guess I can't claim the top poster position for California bacause of SG and I also can't claim my childhood state of Florida because of Bodom!

*I should actually have more posts...coughwinkcough...but it's all good!

Bodom
11-29-2010, 08:19 PM
I guess I can't claim the top poster position for California bacause of SG and I also can't claim my childhood state of Florida because of Bodom!

*I should actually have more posts...coughwinkcough...but it's all good!

Hmmmm and whatever do you mean ;)

Rich Cranium
11-29-2010, 08:26 PM
Hmmmm and whatever do you mean ;)

Oh crap, memory loss is in effect...what???

IrkenInvader
11-29-2010, 08:36 PM
Combined I would still be at 4.

Splattered-Dreams
11-30-2010, 09:16 AM
This is what life's about folks - the race to the top of the EWN post count.

Bodom
11-30-2010, 09:23 AM
Haha. Good luck with that ;)

Splattered-Dreams
11-30-2010, 09:53 AM
I'll lay off showering for a whole week to do it! Something IPITS can't do

Bodom
11-30-2010, 09:56 AM
We already got enough people stinking up the place. We don't need one more!

IrkenInvader
11-30-2010, 03:01 PM
We don't have anyone in the 2k range.

Bodom
11-30-2010, 03:02 PM
Guess somebody has some work cut out for them?

IrkenInvader
11-30-2010, 03:06 PM
Guess somebody has some work cut out for them?

I got one month of some serious post whoring to do.

Bodom
11-30-2010, 03:10 PM
You can do it if you really dedicate yourself to it.

Rich Cranium
11-30-2010, 10:56 PM
Didn't SG used to have the lead in posts?

Bodom
11-30-2010, 11:02 PM
Didn't SG used to have the lead in posts?

I made sure his bitch ass would be 2nd place.

Kashdinero
12-01-2010, 01:54 AM
Oh dear I appear to have dropped Two places!

Bodom
12-01-2010, 09:31 AM
You're slacking!

Kashdinero
12-01-2010, 04:19 PM
I was on on holiday last week and had way more time to post..... Must... Try... Harder!

Bodom
12-01-2010, 04:26 PM
Don't let me down!

Kashdinero
12-01-2010, 04:43 PM
Don't let me down! I spend to much time reading and not enough time posting.

Rich Cranium
12-04-2010, 12:33 AM
I just reviewed the Top 10 and I'm in IPITS's backyard! Scary!

Rich Cranium
12-04-2010, 07:27 PM
I hope IPITS doesn't react badly when he finds out I'm creeping up on him.

Kashdinero
12-04-2010, 08:26 PM
Not really creeping with a comment like that lol

More like running straight at him with a mega phone!

Rich Cranium
12-08-2010, 10:37 PM
Kashdinero, welcome to the #7 position!

Kashdinero
12-09-2010, 01:18 AM
Why thank you my good man, it's a pleasure to be here!

Although there appears to be a vast space between myself and the Peemeister.... Must.. Keep.. Posting!

IrkenInvader
12-11-2010, 02:06 PM
Is there a mod version were you can see who has the most bans?

Bodom
12-11-2010, 03:13 PM
Is there a mod version were you can see who has the most bans?

There might be. It might be even though.

Rich Cranium
12-12-2010, 11:46 AM
Top 10 changes periodically - Now that's straight talk.

Splattered-Dreams
12-15-2010, 10:53 AM
Bunch of damn post whores!! :p

The Brown One
12-18-2010, 05:00 AM
Bunch of damn post whores!! :p

Look whos talking :P

Splattered-Dreams
12-18-2010, 10:42 AM
Look whos talking :P

Haha, I'm barely even a post slut!

Bodom
12-18-2010, 10:48 AM
Haha, I'm barely even a post slut!

You're in the top 10. You're a postwhore ;)

Splattered-Dreams
12-18-2010, 10:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJKVKglIRs :(

Rich Cranium
12-18-2010, 12:11 PM
Look whos talking :P

Welcome to the God club! You know how there are 12 Gods of Olympus and each is the lord of something? We have more than enough Gods now to make these distinctions! You sir, are now the Lord of Russo Swerves! :)

Kashdinero
12-18-2010, 12:30 PM
Welcome to the God club! You know how there are 12 Gods of Olympus and each is the lord of something? We have more than enough Gods now to make these distinctions! You sir, are now the Lord of Russo Swerves! :)

Who can I be?

Bodom
12-18-2010, 12:31 PM
Who can I be?

The Duke of Dinero

IrkenInvader
12-18-2010, 03:11 PM
Welcome to the God club! You know how there are 12 Gods of Olympus and each is the lord of something? We have more than enough Gods now to make these distinctions! You sir, are now the Lord of Russo Swerves! :)

I am the Lord of all Asstools.

The Brown One
12-18-2010, 09:15 PM
I am the Lord of all Asstools.

No arguments there.

Splattered-Dreams
12-19-2010, 01:00 PM
I'll name myself after the Morbid Angel track, 'God of Emptiness' xD

Kashdinero
12-19-2010, 04:29 PM
The Duke of Dinero

^^^^^^^^^ I like!

Rich Cranium
12-19-2010, 04:37 PM
I'll name myself after the Morbid Angel track, 'God of Emptiness' xD

Well, I guess that also makes you the Lord of Dividing be zero as well. lol. ;)

Splattered-Dreams
12-19-2010, 04:57 PM
Well, I guess that also makes you the Lord of Dividing be zero as well. lol. ;)

I don't follow!

Rich Cranium
12-19-2010, 05:57 PM
I don't follow!

Typo, should have read, Dividing by zero!

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 03:58 AM
As of many hours ago..The Brown One has reached the status of "God" in the Top 10 Posters"!!! :D

Kashdinero
12-23-2010, 04:07 AM
As of many hours ago..The Brown One has reached the status of "God" in the Top 10 Posters"!!! :D

You'll pass me soon enough but not before I reach a certain special number!

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 04:12 AM
You'll pass me soon enough but not before I reach a certain special number!

No shit lol! Your'e gonna postwhore your way to that tonight aeren't you?

BTW, this post is the post that I needed to pass SaberToothTigerz for the 8th position! Hes not gonna be happy :P

Kashdinero
12-23-2010, 04:44 AM
No shit lol! Your'e gonna postwhore your way to that tonight aeren't you?

BTW, this post is the post that I needed to pass SaberToothTigerz for the 8th position! Hes not gonna be happy :P

Damn right I am. Except it's half nine in the morning lol.

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 05:09 AM
Damn right I am. Except it's half nine in the morning lol.

Oh true. You guys are like 13-14hours behind NZ time.

Splattered-Dreams
12-23-2010, 07:05 AM
I only barely make the top 10! whats the world coming to?

Rich Cranium
12-23-2010, 04:04 PM
I only barely make the top 10! whats the world coming to?

Maybe its time you upgrade from a post slut to a post whore!

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 04:39 PM
Maybe its time you upgrade from a post slut to a post whore!

My thoughts exactly.

IrkenInvader
12-23-2010, 05:31 PM
Its weird to think that back in November we only had 4 posters over 1000, me, Rob, SG and Bods. Now we have seven guys. 3 people wasted a lot of time this month.

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 05:34 PM
Its weird to think that back in November we only had 4 posters over 1000, me, Rob, SG and Bods. Now we have seven guys. 3 people wasted a lot of time this month.

Wasted? Posting here is more fun than working :P

IrkenInvader
12-23-2010, 05:45 PM
Wasted? Posting here is more fun than working :P

Just think of all that time you spent on here could be used for something productive. Like learning how to wrestle, reading a book(not playboy), getting in shape. All things you could be doing right now.

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 06:00 PM
Just think of all that time you spent on here could be used for something productive. Like learning how to wrestle, reading a book(not playboy), getting in shape. All things you could be doing right now.

I spent the last 2 years getting in shape! I stopped the diet and exercise since its Xmas season, but will go back to it on Dec 26th.

As for wrestling I've been wanting to ask you a question. Have you had any training for that?

IrkenInvader
12-23-2010, 08:56 PM
I spent the last 2 years getting in shape! I stopped the diet and exercise since its Xmas season, but will go back to it on Dec 26th.

As for wrestling I've been wanting to ask you a question. Have you had any training for that?

No "real" professional training but I taught myself how to land flat, protect my head and the basic safety things. Me and my friends taught each other how to do some of the moves.

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 09:20 PM
No "real" professional training but I taught myself how to land flat, protect my head and the basic safety things. Me and my friends taught each other how to do some of the moves.

Nice nice. I'm guessing you guys didn't do any high flying shit right? That would be dangerous is you slip or land wrong.

Bodom
12-23-2010, 09:21 PM
Just think of all that time you spent on here could be used for something productive. Like learning how to wrestle, reading a book(not playboy), getting in shape. All things you could be doing right now.

Who the fuck reads Playboy?

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 09:25 PM
Who the fuck reads Playboy?

Abe Lincoln, under candle light.

Who needs magazines when you have the internet.

Bodom
12-23-2010, 09:26 PM
Abe Lincoln, under candle light.

Who needs magazines when you have the internet.

Gotta beat your monkey to something when the power goes out? *shrugs*

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 09:38 PM
Gotta beat your monkey to something when the power goes out? *shrugs*

Before power there was fire=candles. But its not that important :P

IrkenInvader
12-23-2010, 10:16 PM
Nice nice. I'm guessing you guys didn't do any high flying shit right? That would be dangerous is you slip or land wrong.

Only my 120 pound cousin did that stuff and we only let him do that after about an hour of practicing the same move over and over.

The Brown One
12-23-2010, 10:27 PM
Only my 120 pound cousin did that stuff and we only let him do that after about an hour of practicing the same move over and over.

Well its good to see that you guys value safety in backyard wrestling.

IrkenInvader
12-23-2010, 11:31 PM
Well its good to see that you guys value safety in backyard wrestling.

We don't have a perfect record but its lower than the average.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 12:44 AM
We don't have a perfect record but its lower than the average.

Ever posted anything on YouTube?

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 12:47 AM
Ever posted anything on YouTube?

No, we don't have video friendly faces/bodies.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 12:58 AM
No, we don't have video friendly faces/bodies.

Lol

Surely you've seen some of these guys on YouTube! You can't look worse than them!

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 01:03 AM
Lol

Surely you've seen some of these guys on YouTube! You can't look worse than them!

When I started yes I was, 300 lbs and 3 feet of JoMo hair.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 01:19 AM
When I started yes I was, 300 lbs and 3 feet of JoMo hair.

Legend!

You would have fit in perfectly back in the 80's!

Bodom
12-24-2010, 01:22 AM
Legend!

You would have fit in perfectly back in the 80's!

Could have been the next Jerry Blackwell

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 01:28 AM
Could have been the next Jerry Blackwell

Jerry Blackwell looks like my uncle!

Bodom
12-24-2010, 01:33 AM
Jerry Blackwell looks like my uncle!

Haha. That's awesome.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 01:46 AM
Haha. That's awesome.

There's not enough bearded wrestlers nowaday's...

You know what would be epic?

A bearded womens wrestler!!!!

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 01:47 AM
Now I'm down to an (almost) lean 230 and a mohawk.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 01:51 AM
Now I'm down to an (almost) lean 230 and a mohawk.

Isnt that you in your avatar?

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 01:54 AM
Isnt that you in your avatar?

Hell no! That kids like 10 yrs old. I googled Bad Haircuts and that popped up. I lol'd enough to make it my avatar.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 02:12 AM
Hell no! That kids like 10 yrs old. I googled Bad Haircuts and that popped up. I lol'd enough to make it my avatar.

It's hard not picture that kid talking when I read your posts lol

Bodom
12-24-2010, 02:13 AM
It's hard not picture that kid talking when I read your posts lol

IT's become his identity.

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 02:18 AM
IT's become his identity.

Thats the only reason I haven't changed it.

Bodom
12-24-2010, 02:20 AM
Thats the only reason I haven't changed it.

You better not change it.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 02:21 AM
IT's become his identity.

It suits the whole A$$TooL gimmick.

Bodom
12-24-2010, 02:23 AM
It suits the whole A$$TooL gimmick.

That's a gimmick?

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 02:26 AM
It suits the whole A$$TooL gimmick.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

That's a gimmick?

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 03:53 AM
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Sorry, I didn't mean to break Kayfabe!

Rich Cranium
12-24-2010, 09:59 AM
There's not enough bearded wrestlers nowaday's...

You know what would be epic?

A bearded womens wrestler!!!!

They work at the carnival!

Splattered-Dreams
12-24-2010, 10:45 AM
Maybe its time you upgrade from a post slut to a post whore!

Haha, definitely! There's not eniugh time in the day!

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 01:07 PM
Haha, definitely! There's not eniugh time in the day!

That's what i-phones were made for!

IrkenInvader
12-24-2010, 01:09 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to break Kayfabe!

Your lucky very few people come to this section. Most of the people on here think I really am a tool.

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 02:08 PM
Your lucky very few people come to this section. Most of the people on here think I really am a tool.

These sections are my favourite due to the lack of real life tool's!

It may be the place for postwhoring but I prefer to look at it as an international meeting point!

Anywhere but the TNA (toolville) and (to a lesser extent) the WWE sections.

Rich Cranium
12-24-2010, 02:27 PM
I knew I couldn't be the only one that sees the avatar as the person who posts, lol. KD, I think you are one of a few that has your real pic as an avatar! Like when I read Iron Ape's post, I had no idea Sheiky could be so eloquent with the English language! ;)

Kashdinero
12-24-2010, 02:58 PM
I knew I couldn't be the only one that sees the avatar as the person who posts, lol. KD, I think you are one of a few that has your real pic as an avatar! Like when I read Iron Ape's post, I had no idea Sheiky could be so eloquent with the English language! ;)

Me and LuckyPointMan7!!!

I also get a kick out of Iron Ape. Picturing sheiks voice while reading his posts is a lot of fun.

The Brown One
12-24-2010, 03:37 PM
Isnt that you in your avatar?

Thats exactly what I thought when I saw it :P It just looks like a real pic and fits Irken perfectly :D

Splattered-Dreams
12-26-2010, 11:37 AM
That's what i-phones were made for!

I'll make sure to get one of those! I'm terible with new phones and shit, mine is still an ancient phone. One of the old flip ones. No EWN there!

Kashdinero
12-26-2010, 09:30 PM
I'll make sure to get one of those! I'm terible with new phones and shit, mine is still an ancient phone. One of the old flip ones. No EWN there!

It's become an extension of my hand! I can post from anywhere! If I feel the need to put up a video, link of picture I can always use my laptop.

The Brown One
12-26-2010, 11:46 PM
It's become an extension of my hand! I can post from anywhere! If I feel the need to put up a video, link of picture I can always use my laptop.

Lucky :D I only got my laptop to use....which overheats and shuts down every 20mins..

The Brown One
12-27-2010, 12:17 AM
Its about time! The Brown One has just reached 1000 posts! This just goes to show that postwhoring works.

Kashdinero
12-27-2010, 03:36 AM
Its about time! The Brown One has just reached 1000 posts! This just goes to show that postwhoring works.

Well done on achieving what, to some is unobtainable!

First New Zealander to get a thousand posts sir!!!!

The Brown One
12-27-2010, 03:46 AM
Well done on achieving what, to some is unobtainable!

First New Zealander to get a thousand posts sir!!!!

Thankyou sir :D

Yeah!!! I plan to have a celebration thread, if I have the time to make it. Been really busy as of late.

Kashdinero
12-27-2010, 03:54 AM
Thankyou sir :D

Yeah!!! I plan to have a celebration thread, if I have the time to make it. Been really busy as of late.

Busy postwhoring!!! ; )

The Brown One
12-27-2010, 03:57 AM
Busy postwhoring!!! ; )

Can't because not many people are online :P So not much discussion as earlier. Good to see that your'e online the most besides Rich lol.

I've been doing errands and other stuff since the family is sick.

Kashdinero
12-27-2010, 04:44 AM
Can't because not many people are online :P So not much discussion as earlier. Good to see that your'e online the most besides Rich lol.

I've been doing errands and other stuff since the family is sick.


Sorry to hear about the family Mate....

Wanna hear something Funny? I'm actually in A&E for the WORST earache I've probably ever had!! Oooowwww!! I feel like such a pussy!!!

The Brown One
12-27-2010, 05:53 AM
Sorry to hear about the family Mate....

Wanna hear something Funny? I'm actually in A&E for the WORST earache I've probably ever had!! Oooowwww!! I feel like such a pussy!!!

Get better :D

How the hell did you get a earache though? Been sticking stuff in there when you wer'e drunk?

Kashdinero
12-27-2010, 06:06 AM
Get better :D

How the hell did you get a earache though? Been sticking stuff in there when you wer'e drunk?

I've had a nasty cold all week so it's probably something to so with that....
Home now feeling a bit better.... Just as long as no-one shouts I should be alright.

PS. I'm always drunk or thereabouts (except at work)!!. It's when I'm sober things usually go wrong lol

The Brown One
12-27-2010, 06:14 AM
It's when I'm sober things usually go wrong lol

Lol opposite for me. Things go painfully wrong when I'm out of it, and ok when I'm sober. Though drinking does calm my nerves, so I get the courage to do alot of things I would usually be pussy about.

Kashdinero
12-27-2010, 10:36 PM
Lol opposite for me. Things go painfully wrong when I'm out of it, and ok when I'm sober. Though drinking does calm my nerves, so I get the courage to do alot of things I would usually be pussy about.

Lol, just like Raj from The Big Bang Theory : )

Rich Cranium
12-28-2010, 12:31 AM
Can't because not many people are online :P So not much discussion as earlier. Good to see that your'e online the most besides Rich lol.


Don't worry, I'll be gone for a couple of weeks after Jan. 16th.

The Brown One
12-28-2010, 01:43 AM
Don't worry, I'll be gone for a couple of weeks after Jan. 16th.

Where ya off to?

Kashdinero
12-28-2010, 03:15 AM
Did anyone else just notice that Brown Blur!?!!?!

The Brown One
12-28-2010, 03:29 AM
Did anyone else just notice that Brown Blur!?!!?!

Sounds like crap being smeared over a wall xD

Kashdinero
01-02-2011, 07:29 PM
Oh Number 7 spot. How I've missed you.

The Brown One
01-02-2011, 07:45 PM
Oh Number 7 spot. How I've missed you.

You have passed IPITS. Hes going to be pissed :D

Kashdinero
01-02-2011, 08:26 PM
You have passed IPITS. Hes going to be pissed :D

The lead is minuscule! I'm sure I won't be here too long.

The Brown One
01-02-2011, 09:01 PM
The lead is minuscule! I'm sure I won't be here too long.

Nowadays IPITS only comes here from time to time, to piss some knowledge onto us.

Rich Cranium
01-04-2011, 02:22 PM
Nowadays IPITS only comes here from time to time, to piss some knowledge onto us.

Same with Scottland! Were they separated at birth? ;)

The Brown One
01-04-2011, 04:25 PM
Same with Scottland! Were they separated at birth? ;)

I don't know but that would explain their attitudes, and dislike for each other :)

Kashdinero
01-05-2011, 03:32 PM
Well done Mr Cranium on reaching 2000 Posts!!!

Rich Cranium
01-05-2011, 04:31 PM
Well done Mr Cranium on reaching 2000 Posts!!!

Thank you! You know they say pimpin ain't easy, but I find that whoring is!

Kashdinero
01-05-2011, 04:36 PM
Thank you! You know they say pimpin ain't easy, but I find that whoring is!

Damn right it is!

The Brown One
01-07-2011, 06:22 AM
So it seems that less than 30 posts remain beetween me and Rob.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
01-08-2011, 12:38 AM
I think I found the post whoring section, good job whores. :)

on a side note, I was 5th now I'm 8th in posting, don't you people have J O B 's?:D

The Brown One
01-08-2011, 12:55 AM
I don't. I've tried looking but its difficult to even get an interview here, with the limited experience that I have. Any interview tips IPITS?

Rich Cranium
01-08-2011, 01:03 AM
Welcome to the top 5 TBO!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
01-08-2011, 02:15 AM
I don't. I've tried looking but its difficult to even get an interview here, with the limited experience that I have. Any interview tips IPITS?

dont act like these people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_gkWY5A5bI&feature=related

The Brown One
01-08-2011, 02:50 AM
dont act like these people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_gkWY5A5bI&feature=related

No shit lol. I meant tips that could help me. Tips to impress the boss.


Welcome to the top 5 TBO!

Thanks dude. I plan to reach 2000 posts very shortly.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
01-08-2011, 03:44 PM
No shit lol. I meant tips that could help me. Tips to impress the boss.


The best advice I could give you is do your best. Everyone say's they will but action is greater than words. When you get your job, be the best at it. Come back from break early and start working, don't slack off, show up early to work. Its pretty simple, your there to work, SO WORK. In time the boss will see your hard work and then guess what, you move up to a better position, now you don't have to do the grunt work. You see in life, what you put into something is what you get out of it. The key to success in any job is hard work. Most people don't know what hard work is and are only there to collect the check. Dont be one of them. My advice is stay in school as long as you can and figure out what you want to do with your life. Find a job that you would work for free for. Don't go through life hating your job because you are in control. Its amazing when someone shows up for work with a smile and not a frown, it just makes the day a whole lot better, trust me.:D

hope that helps

The Brown One
01-08-2011, 06:39 PM
The best advice I could give you is do your best. Everyone say's they will but action is greater than words. When you get your job, be the best at it. Come back from break early and start working, don't slack off, show up early to work. Its pretty simple, your there to work, SO WORK. In time the boss will see your hard work and then guess what, you move up to a better position, now you don't have to do the grunt work. You see in life, what you put into something is what you get out of it. The key to success in any job is hard work. Most people don't know what hard work is and are only there to collect the check. Dont be one of them. My advice is stay in school as long as you can and figure out what you want to do with your life. Find a job that you would work for free for. Don't go through life hating your job because you are in control. Its amazing when someone shows up for work with a smile and not a frown, it just makes the day a whole lot better, trust me.:D

hope that helps

Thankyou sir. Your advice is most wise and helpful. I might go overseas to go to a University. Tell me, how are the universities in USA?

Rich Cranium
01-08-2011, 07:33 PM
TBO, you are on my tail!

Kashdinero
01-08-2011, 07:54 PM
I think I found the post whoring section, good job whores. :)

on a side note, I was 5th now I'm 8th in posting, don't you people have J O B 's?:D

Yes sir. But I also have an iPhone!

The Brown One
01-08-2011, 10:07 PM
Yes sir. But I also have an iPhone!

Dammit you work! Once I can hold down a job I'm going to save up for one. Its got Wifi right?

Kashdinero
01-08-2011, 11:03 PM
Dammit you work! Once I can hold down a job I'm going to save up for one. Its got Wifi right?

Yep. You too could post from anywhere!

The Brown One
01-09-2011, 02:11 AM
Yep. You too could post from anywhere!

You steal other peoples internet don't you ? :P
We think alike hah. Its $1 a day here to go on the internet for like 10MB data. Anything over that, costs 11 cents per MB. So I could really use a phone with Wifi.

Kashdinero
01-09-2011, 06:11 AM
You steal other peoples internet don't you ? :P
We think alike hah. Its $1 a day here to go on the internet for like 10MB data. Anything over that, costs 11 cents per MB. So I could really use a phone with Wifi.

My contract with Orange let's me use the Internet anywhere. When I'm at home I use my own wifi. No stealing around here sir... Unlimited access is the order of the day!

The Brown One
01-09-2011, 07:47 AM
My contract with Orange let's me use the Internet anywhere. When I'm at home I use my own wifi. No stealing around here sir... Unlimited access is the order of the day!

I've got no idea what Orange is. Cellphone network?
But that is an awesome thing, if it is affordable. If its overpriced, I'm not interested :P

Kashdinero
01-09-2011, 09:34 AM
I've got no idea what Orange is. Cellphone network?
But that is an awesome thing, if it is affordable. If its overpriced, I'm not interested :P

Thats right, Orange is a cellphone network. I pay about £30 a month, I get 600 mins of calls and 400 texts to go with the unlimited Internet access. Add it to the plethora of bills that I pay each month!

Rich Cranium
01-09-2011, 09:33 PM
TBO, I can see you catching up to Bodom and SG!

Kashdinero
01-14-2011, 12:41 AM
Welcome to the top ten Iron Ape!

The Brown One
01-14-2011, 12:56 AM
Welcome Iron Ape.

And Rich, I don't see myself anywhere near their post count lol.

Kashdinero
01-15-2011, 09:46 PM
And we have a new number three!

The Brown One
01-15-2011, 09:49 PM
Finally.......finally The Brown One has reached #3! Hahahaha.

Rich Cranium
01-15-2011, 11:28 PM
Finally.......finally The Brown One has reached #3! Hahahaha.

Congrats! If I knew how to steal a neighbors wireless I could try and keep up for a bit until I return!

Bodom
01-15-2011, 11:31 PM
Stay the hell away from me TBO!

The Brown One
01-15-2011, 11:37 PM
Stay the hell away from me TBO!

What did I do wrong?!


Congrats! If I knew how to steal a neighbors wireless I could try and keep up for a bit until I return!

You mean you don't know how to crack Wifi passwords?

Bodom
01-15-2011, 11:38 PM
What did I do wrong?!


You're climbing up in post counts too fast!

Soon enough you'll pass me!

Robstar
01-16-2011, 02:56 AM
This is the first time I've been here. I'm making a play for the top 5 again, since I think Irken has joined the army or something

The Brown One
01-16-2011, 03:36 AM
This is the first time I've been here. I'm making a play for the top 5 again, since I think Irken has joined the army or something

Yeah he has. Good luck to you sir.

SaberToothTigerz
01-16-2011, 05:45 AM
You're climbing up in post counts too fast!

Soon enough you'll pass me!

he's gonna get chur ass mwuahahahahhaha

Bodom
01-16-2011, 11:52 AM
he's gonna get chur ass mwuahahahahhaha

Why is that when I read this, I imagined banjos playing?

SaberToothTigerz
01-20-2011, 06:37 AM
Why is that when I read this, I imagined banjos playing?

who?????????

Tommy Thunder
01-20-2011, 07:32 AM
#1 poster from Wales!! (Don't there's much Welsh guys on here though!!)

Bodom
01-20-2011, 09:55 AM
who?????????

Not who. What. Never seen Deliverance?

Rich Cranium
01-20-2011, 12:03 PM
Thanks for the welcome back TBO, although not officially back. I'm in Bodom territory, yes Florida but I purchased an air card.

HeelTurn
01-20-2011, 12:05 PM
Not who. What. Never seen Deliverance?

You got a purdy mouth boy.

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 03:33 AM
Well it took awhile, and to tell you the truth I wish it hadn't happened, but the EWN's favourite Englishman has passed the mighty (and much missed) Irken Invader in the rankings!

I sure hope that AssTool comes back soon!

Side note: I shouldn't be ranked number six for too long as SaberToothTigerz has been catching up pretty damn fast!

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 03:52 AM
Well it took awhile, and to tell you the truth I wish it hadn't happened, but the EWN's favourite Englishman has passed the mighty (and much missed) Irken Invader in the rankings!

I sure hope that AssTool comes back soon!

Side note: I shouldn't be ranked number six for too long as SaberToothTigerz has been catching up pretty damn fast!

In the words of SaberToothTigerz: "KashDinero, I'm comin' for you nigga!"

Rich Cranium
03-04-2011, 09:54 AM
In the words of SaberToothTigerz: "KashDinero, I'm comin' for you nigga!"

He's coming
for you
in
multiple
lines!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 02:26 PM
as of now i think i'm the top canadian poster and probably the only one :P :D

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 03:41 PM
I'm coming for Iron Ape!!! :P

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 06:04 PM
I'm comin' for SG! I wish lol, I'm screwed.

Kashdinero
03-11-2011, 06:19 PM
This just in.

We have a new number 7!

Go get em Tigerz.


I'm comin' for SG! I wish lol, I'm screwed.

There's a great Rich shark on your tail!!

Du Du.... Du Du.... Du Du... Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du-DuDu Duuuuh!

Swim to the boat TBO!!!! He's coming!!!!

SaberToothTigerz
03-11-2011, 06:22 PM
This just in.

We have a new number 7!

Go get em Tigerz.



There's a great Rich shark on your tail!!

Du Du.... Du Du.... Du Du... Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du Du-Du-DuDu Duuuuh!

Swim to the boat TBO!!!! He's coming!!!!


huh?
oh
pfft big deal..

Kashdinero
03-11-2011, 06:32 PM
huh?
oh
pfft big deal..


Rude much?

Rich Cranium
03-11-2011, 06:50 PM
Rude much?

You have to excuse the kitty cat, he's uptight that we aren't buying into his end of the world conspiracy theory.

WWTNA Mark
03-13-2011, 06:17 PM
I'm on the top ten!!!! :)

Tommy Thunder
03-13-2011, 06:32 PM
I'm closing in on the big 1 0 0 0!! Can't wait to get there!! Not sure who's the top European. Anyone know?

Rich Cranium
03-13-2011, 06:36 PM
I'm closing in on the big 1 0 0 0!! Can't wait to get there!! Not sure who's the top European. Anyone know?

KashDinero?

Tommy Thunder
03-13-2011, 06:50 PM
KashDinero?

Indeed he is! Got a long way to catch him!! Top Welshman and proud!

WWTNA Mark
03-23-2011, 09:09 PM
My next victim: IPITS!!! ;)

The New Guy
03-23-2011, 10:12 PM
Well I'm top Colombian poster, and I'm pretty sure I'm also the top latinoamerican poster. Good for me

:)

Rich Cranium
03-23-2011, 10:18 PM
Well I'm top Colombian poster, and I'm pretty sure I'm also the top latinoamerican poster. Good for me

:)

I think SilverGhost is the top Latino American poster.

The New Guy
03-23-2011, 10:23 PM
I think SilverGhost is the top Latino American poster.

I did not knew that
I tought SG was from Parts Unknown.

WWTNA Mark
03-27-2011, 09:30 PM
The top ninth poster of EWN is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..... WWTNA!!!!!!!

The New Guy
03-27-2011, 10:31 PM
The top ninth poster of EWN is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..... WWTNA!!!!!!!

Kudos!!!
:)
(now go for number 8)

Rich Cranium
03-27-2011, 11:21 PM
Kudos!!!
:)
(now go for number 8)

Number 8 should be easy unless IrkenInvader reappears.

Tommy Thunder
03-27-2011, 11:43 PM
I now strive to become the no 1 drunk poster, as I hunt down IPITS!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

U MAD?!

WWTNA Mark
03-28-2011, 11:06 AM
Kudos!!!
:)
(now go for number 8)

I will! :)

Snair
03-28-2011, 11:40 AM
Although i'm moving at the speed of snail in my post counts, I'm the top Indian poster here;-)

thejman93
03-28-2011, 02:15 PM
Thanks to WWTNA I'm not even the top poster in the state of New Jersey.

Rich Cranium
03-28-2011, 02:20 PM
Hey, I've only been living in Cali for a little over a year and SG has me beat here. I cam from Florida but Bodom has me there. Feel any better?

Also, is WWTNA North Jersey because if so, you might be the top South Jersey poster!

thejman93
03-28-2011, 02:24 PM
Also, is WWTNA North Jersey because if so, you might be the top South Jersey poster!

I think Garfield is up north near New Youk so yeah I guess I am. I like the way you think Rich! :D

Rich Cranium
03-28-2011, 03:07 PM
Although i'm moving at the speed of snail in my post counts, I'm the top Indian poster here;-)

The Brown One has you beat my friend! :)

Kashdinero
04-09-2011, 04:19 PM
Ahh, number seven. How I've missed you. Go WWTNA, go...... See you in The Trinity soon!

Snair
04-10-2011, 11:24 AM
The Brown One has you beat my friend! :)

Actually Brownone is from NZ , give me some credit (lol)

thejman93
05-20-2011, 04:33 PM
Ton Ten bitches! Tommy and I are neck and neck.

WWTNA Mark
05-20-2011, 04:39 PM
Ton Ten bitches! Tommy and I are neck and neck.

Congrats thejman93!!! :D

thejman93
05-20-2011, 04:43 PM
Congrats thejman93!!! :D

Thanks bossman!

Tommy Thunder
05-20-2011, 04:45 PM
Ton Ten bitches! Tommy and I are neck and neck.

You ain't staying there long boy!! Wait until 'Dick Thompson' returns from his 'assignment'!!

Tommy Thunder
05-20-2011, 04:57 PM
'I like the new top 10 section' because I'm there!! ;)

thejman93
05-20-2011, 07:26 PM
'I like the new top 10 section' because I'm there!! ;)

grrrrrrrrr....

Kashdinero
05-21-2011, 01:58 AM
Well done Jman, and Tommy.... It's great to see you guys so close to overtaking me. It'll probably happen soon if I don't get my bloody phone sorted out. Then, well, then it'll be a little harder for you to overtake the EWN's biggest UK postwhore!!

Good luck boys!!

But, remember. Quality over quantity... Right, Bods? :)

TheMadThinker
05-21-2011, 02:08 AM
Well done Jman, and Tommy.... It's great to see you guys so close to overtaking me. It'll probably happen soon if I don't get my bloody phone sorted out. Then, well, then it'll be a little harder for you to overtake the EWN's biggest UK postwhore!!

Good luck boys!!

But, remember. Quality over quantity... Right, Bods? :)

I wondered why you have not posted much lately. I feared you had outgrown our merry band of Smarks, fake philosophers, and man-child(s).

Kashdinero
05-21-2011, 02:27 AM
I wondered why you have not posted much lately. I feared you had outgrown our merry band of Smarks, fake philosophers, and man-child(s).

Due to limited access to the t'interweb, I've been mostly playing in JBW.... It's a lot more fun than it seems, right, jman? Check it out!

But, the money has been laid down and the phone is on it's way, and it won't be long before I'm back to posting, no matter my location. My laptop also took a dive, and while I was without phone and laptop, my computer began going really slow, like, it took nearly ten minutes to load a page. Of course, as soon as my laptop was returned, my computer decided it was time to start running at normal speed again.... It's a conspiracy, I'll tell ya. These machines and gadgets are out to get me!

Rich Cranium
05-21-2011, 11:49 AM
You guys can go after my spot as I may be leaving EWN soon.

WWTNA Mark
05-21-2011, 11:51 AM
You guys can go after my spot as I may be leaving EWN soon.

Why??????????? :(

Rich Cranium
05-21-2011, 01:16 PM
Why??????????? :(

I have an opportunity that may hinder my ability to post on here as often. If I take it, my posts will be few and far between but it's not a done deal yet.

thejman93
05-21-2011, 05:15 PM
[QUOTE=Kashdinero;143113]I've been mostly playing in JBW.... It's a lot more fun than it seems, right, jman?QUOTE]

WWYKI broski

And Rich, say it ain't so my man.

Rich Cranium
05-22-2011, 10:45 PM
WWYKI broski

And Rich, say it ain't so my man.

Can't say it's so at the moment but it's a high probability. If it is the case, I'll either let it be known or simply fade off into the sunset.

thejman93
05-25-2011, 02:16 PM
Can't say it's so at the moment but it's a high probability. If it is the case, I'll either let it be known or simply fade off into the sunset.

We'll send you out in style my man if that is the case.

Tommy and I are battling it out for this #10 spot man.

IrkenInvader
07-03-2011, 10:09 PM
Good to see the post whoring kept up when I left.

thejman93
07-06-2011, 03:05 PM
Ma$$dinero, I'm comin' for you nigga!:D:p

Kashdinero
07-06-2011, 03:15 PM
Who said that? Hello, who's there?.... Wait, is that you Jman? Sorry you're so far away it's hard to recognise you!

thejman93
07-06-2011, 03:16 PM
Who said that? Hello, who's there?.... Wait, is that you Jman? Sorry you're so far away it's hard to recognise you!

haha! Well played my man!

Bodom
07-06-2011, 09:25 PM
200 posts is hardly far away.

helmsley
07-06-2011, 09:38 PM
200 posts is hardly far away.

you have more than 10,000!!! lol thats far away for anybody haha

Kashdinero
07-06-2011, 09:42 PM
200 posts is hardly far away

Who invited this guy? :)

Bodom
07-06-2011, 09:44 PM
you have more than 10,000!!! lol thats far away for anybody haha

Except for SG. He's the only one here who's as big a loser as I am.

Bodom
07-06-2011, 09:45 PM
Who invited this guy? :)

Bitch please. I invite myself.

WWWYKI

Kashdinero
07-06-2011, 10:06 PM
Bitch please. I invite myself.

WWWYKI

Hahaha! We've noticed!

For the record: There is nothing wrong with typing your life away here at the EWN. Cyber talk>Reality nine times out of ten! Lol.

IrkenInvader
07-06-2011, 10:31 PM
200 posts is hardly far away.

It really isn't, if you don't believe me look at the Funny Pics and Gifs thread.

xAzureSkye
07-07-2011, 02:27 PM
I was gonna post whore on this thread but then i realised your post count doesn't go up in here.

xAzureSkye
07-07-2011, 02:28 PM
or does it? edit: yes...

IrkenInvader
07-07-2011, 10:12 PM
I was gonna post whore on this thread but then i realised your post count doesn't go up in here.

Just find a niche thread and post whore the night away.


Stay away form my pics and gifs thread.

thejman93
08-22-2011, 06:05 PM
*taps Kash on the shoulder* I'm right behind you bruv!