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Rich Cranium
11-23-2010, 10:37 PM
The following has been poted by Ryan Clark:

-- Many WWE live event cards have updated to say that "John Cena's Mexican Cousin", Juan Cena, will be replacing John Cena. This is how they plan to get around Cena being "fired" but still working house shows.

Juan Cena future WWE Champ? Why not use Darren Young as his brother from another mother?

IrkenInvader
11-23-2010, 10:39 PM
The following has been poted by Ryan Clark:

-- Many WWE live event cards have updated to say that "John Cena's Mexican Cousin", Juan Cena, will be replacing John Cena. This is how they plan to get around Cena being "fired" but still working house shows.

Juan Cena future WWE Champ? Why not use Darren Young as his brother from another mother?

Or have Cena wrestle in black face and say he's Young.

Bodom
11-23-2010, 10:39 PM
This is too fucking funny to be true.

SilverGhost
11-23-2010, 10:41 PM
WTF? Juan Cena?

IQ drop?

K2Jelly
11-23-2010, 10:45 PM
First Juan Bradshaw Layfield now Juan Cena?

Necroyeti
11-23-2010, 10:51 PM
PAGING VINCE RUSSO
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vincerusso/03.jpg

Rich Cranium
11-23-2010, 10:52 PM
Supposed to be for house shows only. But I cant wait to see an amateur video of this.

Bodom
11-23-2010, 10:54 PM
PAGING VINCE RUSSO
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vincerusso/03.jpg

Cenation on a pole match?

K2Jelly
11-23-2010, 10:58 PM
Cenation on a pole match?

I'm guessing demon frowning girl will be their representative?

Bodom
11-23-2010, 11:05 PM
I'm guessing demon frowning girl will be their representative?

If you get pinned, you sit with her in the penalty box.

Hesterica
11-23-2010, 11:10 PM
So it was reported that Juan Cena, John Cena's Mexican cousin, would replace him during live events....REALLY???

K2Jelly
11-23-2010, 11:11 PM
If you get pinned, you sit with her in the penalty box.

*shudders*

Bodom
11-23-2010, 11:11 PM
Please let it be John Cena in a sombrero.

K2Jelly
11-23-2010, 11:14 PM
Please let it be John Cena in a sombrero.

I wonder what his theme song will be?

Bodom
11-23-2010, 11:15 PM
I wonder what his theme song will be?

The Mexican Hat Dance remixed with Basic Thuganomics.

Necroyeti
11-23-2010, 11:20 PM
Please let it be John Cena in a sombrero.
This would be AWESOME
http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/6636/brocksmariachidance.gif

SilverCena
11-23-2010, 11:27 PM
This would be AWESOME
http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/6636/brocksmariachidance.gif

That's Jose Lesnar!

SilverGhost
11-23-2010, 11:35 PM
Please let it be John Cena in a sombrero.

The news said mask....so....Juan Cena will probably wear sombrero with his mask.

Rassling_Fan
11-23-2010, 11:36 PM
Well, it is only for house shows. And at least they keep what's on the card without breaking the storyline (for anyone who doesn't have a clue).

I hope there is a Mariachi version of his theme song.

Tommy Thunder
11-24-2010, 12:04 AM
Please let it be John Cena in a sombrero.

And a poncho, and with a handlebar mustache!!

El_Phenomenal
11-24-2010, 02:26 AM
Yes, finally Mexico has a star that they can be proud of. No doubt that Juan Cena will make an impact in WWE and become champion soon. Oye Hijo!!!

SaberToothTigerz
11-24-2010, 04:41 AM
oh god.....

edgeheadvnzla
11-24-2010, 04:44 AM
WTF IS THIS? SOMEONE SAW A LOT OF CARTOONS NOW THESE DAYS? OR ITS JUST A IQ DROP IN VINNIE MAC BRAINS? STILL FUNNY JAJAJAJAJAJAJA xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4yidVQsgWI&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh+div-1r-1-HM

el gabo
11-24-2010, 06:45 AM
First Juan Bradshaw Layfield now Juan Cena?

Juan Bradshaw Layfield? When was this?

colonyink
11-24-2010, 07:12 AM
It's the Mr America / Hulk Hogan gimmick all over again. Please WWE, stop treating your fans as idiots!

Tell em hawk!"
11-24-2010, 07:28 AM
This is exactly why I cant sit and watch the shows anymore. Man! this storyline is more lame than the time Pierre laffite stole Bret's Ring jacket as an agle leading into IN Your House!

Fuck This Company!

Bodom
11-24-2010, 09:11 AM
Juan Bradshaw Layfield? When was this?

Im assuming he means Alberto Del Rio.

Rassling_Fan
11-24-2010, 09:16 AM
This is exactly why I cant sit and watch the shows anymore. Man! this storyline is more lame than the time Pierre laffite stole Bret's Ring jacket as an agle leading into IN Your House!

Fuck This Company!

Think of it this way, you bought tickets to a house show for your kid because he's a big time Cena fan. Since Cena was "Fired", that means he's not going to show up on the card, which will make your kid sad. But then he sees a masked man named Juan Cena who's built and moves just like him, then he'll be happy because he could figure it out.

Besides, it's not like anything in a house show is mentioned on TV, with the exception of title changes.

Bodom
11-24-2010, 09:23 AM
Who cares about kids?

Let em cry ;)

SgtGohan
11-24-2010, 09:30 AM
Just let darren young wrestle and say its john cena

Tell em hawk!"
11-24-2010, 11:26 AM
Think of it this way, you bought tickets to a house show for your kid because he's a big time Cena fan. Since Cena was "Fired", that means he's not going to show up on the card, which will make your kid sad. But then he sees a masked man named Juan Cena who's built and moves just like him, then he'll be happy because he could figure it out.

Besides, it's not like anything in a house show is mentioned on TV, with the exception of title changes.

My Sons always prefers the Heels.

TheDevilsAdvocate
11-24-2010, 12:00 PM
I really hope that 'Juan Cena' will not be his working name. That'd give it away.. But it should be interesting to see John Cena doing some new moves! <3

Tell em hawk!"
11-24-2010, 12:09 PM
I really hope that 'Juan Cena' will not be his working name. That'd give it away.. But it should be interesting to see John Cena doing some new moves! <3

If Cena does a head scissors or a Hurracanrana off the top then I will salute him and declare that Cena is the greatest of all time and could outwork anybody in the business ever!

TheDevilsAdvocate
11-24-2010, 12:16 PM
If Cena does a head scissors or a Hurracanrana off the top then I will salute him and declare that Cena is the greatest of all time and could outwork anybody in the business ever!

I wonder if he is even capable of doing such a thing. The way he is built just makes it seem diffulcult for him to suddenly become a high flyer.

Bodom
11-24-2010, 12:17 PM
I wonder if he is even capable of doing such a thing. The way he is built just makes it seem diffulcult for him to suddenly become a high flyer.

Tell that to Bam Bam Bigelow and Vader.

TheDevilsAdvocate
11-24-2010, 12:26 PM
Tell that to Bam Bam Bigelow and Vader.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot about those guys. I guess it could be possible.

xAzureSkye
11-24-2010, 12:29 PM
Lol really? WWE have done this with The Miz (Calgary Kid) & The Burchills (The Ripper & Beautiul Nightmare) where they were "fired" & then they came back as a different character & eventually got back on the brand as themselves, well except for The Burchills, they were fired twice lol.

SaberToothTigerz
11-24-2010, 12:36 PM
i hate this segment for all that is i hope they wont screw it up bcuz the only way im enjoying it is if cena is rly rly rly well disguised dont give him any lines for as ppl will immidiatly recognize him, dont make him move like the original cena, give him different movesets a hurricanrana and more over the top rope and top turnbuckle moves
give him tight pants and dont let him wear a shirt or a cap always keep the mask on like rey mysterio he just needs to perform his character rly rly rly rly well..

JimmytheBlack
11-24-2010, 12:41 PM
The following has been poted by Ryan Clark:

-- Many WWE live event cards have updated to say that "John Cena's Mexican Cousin", Juan Cena, will be replacing John Cena. This is how they plan to get around Cena being "fired" but still working house shows.

Juan Cena future WWE Champ? Why not use Darren Young as his brother from another mother?

That's the best the WWE could come up with? Why not just slap a mask on him and say the Blue Blazer strikes agian. Even Hogan did that lame ass Captain America.

Bodom
11-24-2010, 12:44 PM
That's the best the WWE could come up with? Why not just slap a mask on him and say the Blue Blazer strikes agian. Even Hogan did that lame ass Captain America.

So basically keep Cena exactly the same and put a mask on him.

JimmytheBlack
11-24-2010, 12:49 PM
So basically keep Cena exactly the same and put a mask on him.

Changing his looks is about the only thing he can do differently

TheDevilsAdvocate
11-24-2010, 12:51 PM
I am just happy that John Cena is getting a new gimmick. I will be laughing so hard if they make John Cena have an accent.

Bodom
11-24-2010, 12:53 PM
We don't even know if this is true, or if it is, will exist outside of the house shows.

The most believable is he'll buy tickets to Raw every week and sit at ringside.

JimmytheBlack
11-24-2010, 12:55 PM
We don't even know if this is true, or if it is, will exist outside of the house shows.

The most believable is he'll buy tickets to Raw every week and sit at ringside.

Yeah for all we know they're gonna throw him on hiatus. Which would be awesome, spend more time devloping other superstars.

Spear-O-Matic
11-25-2010, 12:22 AM
Who cares about kids?

Let em cry ;)

I will gather their tears in a plastic cup, spike it with tequila, and enjoy SuperCena Mexican Edition.

IrkenInvader
11-25-2010, 12:24 AM
The only thing I want to hear is JR screaming JAUN CENA! JAUN CENA! JAUN CENA! JAUN CENA!

Spear-O-Matic
11-25-2010, 12:27 AM
Honestly, "Juan Cena" is so obvious that it is almost genius. I want him to come out and make it so blatantly clear that he is Cena in his poncho and mask and handlebar moustache. It may be the only way to save his career (save for all the kids wearing purple and yellow Cena clothes)

Starscreamer
11-25-2010, 12:56 PM
I want him to come out in a low rider like Eddie used to...Hell I may have to make him now on SvR now...

Bodom
11-28-2010, 09:40 PM
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/budice69/qyf0.jpg

Rich Cranium
11-28-2010, 09:43 PM
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/budice69/qyf0.jpg

OMG, that is as phony as my sig pic! That could of at least did something besides jorts.

eyehatecena
11-29-2010, 12:32 PM
Stupiest idea they have every come up with...just as long as he is kept on house shows I will be happy. The dude needs a break...let him rest up and shit and improve.

jcagosto
11-29-2010, 01:29 PM
LOL, John Cena is the messiah, he can even become the hispanic superstar WWE is looking for and the guy is from Massachusetts. Hey, at least his second name is "Felix".

jcagosto
11-29-2010, 03:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wKClxSRsg0

IrkenInvader
11-29-2010, 06:45 PM
Are you serious!

Bodom
11-29-2010, 06:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wKClxSRsg0

Thank you x 1000

IrkenInvader
11-30-2010, 12:23 AM
Anyone else pissed that Cena is still here.

Bodom
11-30-2010, 12:29 AM
Anyone else pissed that Cena is still here.

So the guy gets fired and it's totally ok for him to walk around backstage and have a camera follow him?

IrkenInvader
11-30-2010, 12:30 AM
So the guy gets fired and it's totally ok for him to walk around backstage and have a camera follow him?

And have half of the roster folow behind that camera.

Bodom
11-30-2010, 12:33 AM
And have half of the roster folow behind that camera.

At least TNA explains why there's a camera.

WWE just pretends like the camera isn't even there.

IrkenInvader
11-30-2010, 12:35 AM
At least TNA explains why there's a camera.

WWE just pretends like the camera isn't even there.

Whats worse most of them won't look into a camera during a promo. They look half way in between the interviewer and the camera. Its obvious that they are reading off a teleprompter.

AGEOFFALL
11-30-2010, 04:08 AM
Juan Cena vs El Gran Luchadore?

Rich Cranium
11-30-2010, 10:46 AM
I really thought Cena would and should have taken at least a month off to film a movie or rest and come back refreshed and repackaged!

Bodom
11-30-2010, 10:54 AM
I was kinda hoping Orton would show up as El Dandy Randy :(

Bodom
12-01-2010, 04:33 PM
Fingers crossed for Hustle, Lucha, Respect shirts

Scottland
12-01-2010, 04:36 PM
Fingers crossed for Hustle, Lucha, Respect shirts

lol...that's taking it to the extreme.

Bodom
12-01-2010, 04:36 PM
Don't act like you don't want one.

Scottland
12-01-2010, 04:40 PM
Don't act like you don't want one.

Sure, I want one...it will make a nice dust rag lol.

Bodom
12-01-2010, 04:42 PM
Not if it has Juan Cena's face with a sombrero going OLE!

IrkenInvader
12-01-2010, 04:43 PM
Not if it has Juan Cena's face with a sombrero going OLE!

People call me racsist.

Bodom
12-01-2010, 04:44 PM
People call me racsist.

Whats wrong with singing a Bouncing Souls song?

Scottland
12-01-2010, 04:44 PM
Not if it has Juan Cena's face with a sombrero going OLE!

That's even better. Cena's face should attract more dust bunnies lol:p

But then again, my place isn't that dusty. Okay, I'll burn it instead.

IrkenInvader
12-08-2010, 05:45 PM
Say this in JR's accent
Juan Cena!
Juan Cena!
Juan Cena!
Juan Cena!

IrkenInvader
12-27-2010, 11:22 AM
So why does this thread have the highest views but only has 8 pages?

Bodom
12-27-2010, 11:46 AM
So why does this thread have the highest views but only has 8 pages?

Blame SG.

I do

IrkenInvader
12-27-2010, 11:47 AM
Blame SG.

I do

I knew it was him,

also blame Rich he started the thread.

Bodom
12-27-2010, 11:48 AM
I knew it was him,

also blame Rich he started the thread.

It's Rich's fault. But we blame SG.

SilverGhost
12-27-2010, 12:02 PM
Dear John Cena fans,

I am happy that they scrapped the "Juan Cena" stupidity. It shows that WWE can't give up Cena and still keep milking him for money. Be honest with yourself and say that Cena IS NOT the greatest wrestler. If Cena faces The Great Muta(If you don't know who he is, then my point is proven that you don't know wrestling) in Japan then my respect will go up for him but knowing Cena, HE CANNOT OUTWRESTLE MUTA.

IrkenInvader
12-27-2010, 12:09 PM
HE CANNOT OUTWRESTLE MUTA.

Ummm.. who can?

SilverGhost
12-27-2010, 12:12 PM
Ummm.. who can?

-insertstechincalgreathere-

IrkenInvader
12-31-2010, 11:40 PM
-insertstechincalgreathere-

I answered my own question. Chris Jericho.

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 12:09 AM
Why isn't this thread about Juan Cena closed yet????

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:10 AM
I don't know? It had already died peacefully until Irken reanimated it.

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 12:20 AM
I don't know? It had already died peacefully until Irken reanimated it.

Twice. If I do say so myself.

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:22 AM
Twice. If I do say so myself.

Asstool dasdsaasdad

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 12:23 AM
Asstool dasdsaasdad

Damn Right I am.
Postwhore.

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 12:24 AM
Damn Right I am.
Postwhore.

Actually neither of you have been on much lately. Busy?

Bodom
01-01-2011, 12:25 AM
Actually neither of you have been on much lately. Busy?

Not busy, but a lot personal stuff.

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 12:25 AM
Actually neither of you have been on much lately. Busy?

Packing and working out.

SilverGhost
01-01-2011, 12:26 AM
Packing and working out.

Same for me!

I am getting in shape but want more exercise!

The Brown One
01-01-2011, 12:28 AM
Sad that you guys got stuff to take care of around Christmas and New Years time.

IrkenInvader
01-01-2011, 12:45 AM
Sad that you guys got stuff to take care of around Christmas and New Years time.

Mine is out of my control.

Rich Cranium
04-13-2011, 01:58 AM
At least there is no more Juan Cena!

SilverGhost
04-13-2011, 02:21 AM
What on earth possessed you to bring this thread up? O.O'