PDA

View Full Version : IWA: Insane Wrestling Association



Pages : [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92

bearkg88
09-22-2012, 10:32 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/f0dnrm.png

Guidelines
*No Drama-Basically if you have an issue with someone, don't be arguing in the thread. PM them. I don't deal with drama. If I see two people fighting in the thread, they'll get a warning. If it happens again, you'll be booted from IWA and there will be no return.
*On Time Promos-I give normally atleast a weeks notice for promos. If you don't get your promo in on time, it will affect your push.
*Have fun-Simple as that, have fun. I'm not a big stickler for rules, so this is simple :D

Now, I have a format for giving feedback on shows. Instead of just saying, great show i loved it, or good show it was good, this feedback format will help me and my team of creative write better shows. Here it is.

Favorite Moment:
Best Match:
Best Promo:
Best Piece of Booking:
Best Debut *when applicable*:
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Any Other Positives:
Anything else that fell below your expectation:
How would you improve the negative comments (if any):
Overall Show Grade:

The Next PPV:
http://i39.tinypic.com/4izoh.jpg


Official Roster

CHAOS

Vivica-Asherdelampyr
Pisces Pink-Scribbler Jones
Sugar-Glamour Girl
Spice-Glamour Girl
Juno Mercury-Ashley Punk
Miss Murder-Krysys
Red Queen-Krysys
Kairo-Destruction
Malcolm Adonis-Torphy
Sagittarius Blue-Scribbler jones
Ace Note-K2Jelly
Orion Slayde-S.E. Zero
Malcolm Cage-Rehmix
Matthew Black-Dennis
Shaz-Shaz11
Mike Hawk-wrestlingfan66513
Jonathan Seahawk-TTC
Domino-AWrestlingGod
AJ Dixon-Rehmix
Athena-Glamour Girl
Ryan Wells-Airbourne
Kyojin-no_1eddiefan
Mr Torture-Grind_Bastard


REVOLUTION


Jackson Smith-CM Rock Austin
Oscar Layman-Destruction
Ivan Draymen-Vandarius
KJ Punk-KJ Punk
Darius-Vandarius
The Vegas Kid-Asherdelampyr
Israel Pamich-CricketTragic
Ano Doom-SouthernBlood
Carlos Alberto Ramon-The Heartbreak Kid
Van Hooligan X-VanHooliganX
Ali Kazam-B-McInytre
Chris Diamond-Nialf96
Chris Gatling-clrj3514
Clandestine-Vinnienfg
Archer Black-scribbler jones
Black Blooded(Mr Black/Mr Blood)-Asherdelampyr
Damaged Goods(Gommenta/Gaileo)-Destruction
The Infection(Carlos Alberto Ramon/Van Hooligan X)
Kayfabolous(Skyler Drek and Ron MaCoonie)-K2Jelly
Extremely Lethal(Venomous and Carbon)-G.G.G
Pardy Boyz-B-McIntyre/Dennis



PPV Schedule

Thirst For Blood-Oct
Lost Cause-November
Full Throttle-December
Destined For Immortality-January
Forsaken-February(skipped in 2013)
Last Resort-March
Night of Legends-April
Death By Glory-May
Uprising-June
Insult To Injury-July
Blackout-August
Ultimatum-September

Weekly Show
Chaos(sundays)
Revolution(Tuesdays)

Championships

World Heavyweight Championship
Shaz

IWA Championship
Vacant

Endurance Championship
Darius

IWA World Tag Team Championships
Carlos Alberto Ramon/Van Hooligan X

Vanity Championship
Pisces Pink

Blackout Championship
Mike Hawk

Former Champions
AJ Dixon(IWA World Heavyweight Champion) 1x
KJ Punk(IWA World Heavyweight Champion) 1x
Kyojin(IWA Endurance Champion) 1x
Mr Smyth(IWA Endurance Champion) 1x
Vivica(Vanity Champion) 1x
Damaged Goods(IWA World Tag Team Champions) 1x

Krysys
09-23-2012, 12:10 AM
"Punisher of Pain"

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3192&d=1348376877

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 12:41 AM
Okay, well this is new, gone for 2 days and a lot of stuff happens lol. Can't wait for this though!

bearkg88
09-23-2012, 06:21 AM
Ok got 4 people signed up. Once we get to 15, we will start working out the first show

Torphy
09-23-2012, 06:46 AM
So, now that things are back in perspective, i'm going to get back to what really matters around here, contributing to fedding. Malcolm Adonis will be here in IWA.

magglis
09-23-2012, 06:57 AM
Ok wtf happened now?

Torphy
09-23-2012, 07:00 AM
Ok wtf happened now?

No idea, but I think Bear has said this thread shouldn't be used to discuss it :)

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 07:21 AM
Shaz: best in the world...this is the start of the Shaz era.

NiallF96
09-23-2012, 07:24 AM
Shaz: best in the world...this is the start of the Shaz era.

Diamond: Bitch Please!

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 08:26 AM
Diamond: Bitch Please!

Shaz: you Tryna copy my phrase you mucky little freak?!

Ooc: Soz about da grammar, I'm on da IPod. ;)

BennyTheBall
09-23-2012, 08:34 AM
Shaz: best in the world...this is the start of the Shaz era.

Mr. Smyth: Another start to the Shaz era? That's the third one this month.

NiallF96
09-23-2012, 09:13 AM
Mr. Smyth: Another start to the Shaz era? That's the third one this month.

Diamond: Npw listen Smyth, Shaz, this is the start of my era, my time, no matter what you say, I am gonna be the first IWA champion!!!!

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 09:37 AM
Mr. Smyth: Another start to the Shaz era? That's the third one this month.

Shaz: I know right, not my fault that the other E-Feds failed.


Diamond: Npw listen Smyth, Shaz, this is the start of my era, my time, no matter what you say, I am gonna be the first IWA champion!!!!

Shaz: Indeed you are..IN YOUR DREAMS BITCH!

NiallF96
09-23-2012, 10:10 AM
Shaz: I know right, not my fault that the other E-Feds failed.



Shaz: Indeed you are..IN YOUR DREAMS BITCH!

Diamond: You keep insulting me kid, and i will knock your lights out! Now thats a promise

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 10:29 AM
Diamond: You keep insulting me kid, and i will knock your lights out! Now thats a promise

Shaz: Sorry, but I don't recall you being a badman. Go ahead and touch me, and I'll beat the living crap out of you. You obviously don't know who I am.

BennyTheBall
09-23-2012, 10:42 AM
Diamond: Npw listen Smyth, Shaz, this is the start of my era, my time, no matter what you say, I am gonna be the first IWA champion!!!!

Mr. Smyth: That's Mr. Smyth. Your illusions of grandeur aside, it is imperative you show a level of respect that you are not currently displaying.

NiallF96
09-23-2012, 01:06 PM
Shaz: Sorry, but I don't recall you being a badman. Go ahead and touch me, and I'll beat the living crap out of you. You obviously don't know who I am.

Diamond: Please, don't try to imtimidate me Shaz. I am not afraid of anyone, no management not you, nobody!!!

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 01:07 PM
Diamond: Please, don't try to imtimidate me Shaz. I am not afraid of anyone, no management not you, nobody!!!

Shaz: Oh dear Diamond. All I hear is just words.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 01:38 PM
This is how view Darius & Matt Ryder when they IC together

Darius/Edge, Ryder/Ryder


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EUuAhpsjc&feature=related

TTC
09-23-2012, 01:41 PM
This is how view Darius & Matt Ryder when they IC together

Darius/Edge, Ryder/Ryder


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EUuAhpsjc&feature=related
Matt: Look at that poser Zack Ryder. Woo Woo Woo He doesn't know it!

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 01:52 PM
"Under his breath, he said derogatory things about my mom, and nobody disrespects my mom, wanna know why? Cause I love her!"

'I love her too'

"What?"

bearkg88
09-23-2012, 07:08 PM
Awesome to see ICing going on. We have 10 joined so far, 5 more and the first show will begin!

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:10 PM
*Darius enters the backstage area with his newly won TWE World Championship on his shoulder*

Darius: While all of you fuckwads were sitting around sucking your thumbs, I went out and became the first ever TWE World Champion.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:12 PM
*Darius enters the backstage area with his newly won TWE World Championship on his shoulder*

Darius: While all of you fuckwads were sitting around sucking your thumbs, I went out and became the first ever TWE World Champion.
Brock: No one cares.

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 07:18 PM
*Darius enters the backstage area with his newly won TWE World Championship on his shoulder*

Darius: While all of you fuckwads were sitting around sucking your thumbs, I went out and became the first ever TWE World Champion.

Shaz: well done Darius! You only went out and won a world title in a development e-fed! I'm in the main roster holding a type that is much more prestigious than your pile of shit!

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:18 PM
Brock: No one cares.

Darius: Oh well if it isn't the one I almost called my prodigy, Brock Edwards. You talk a lot of smack for a green horn who has no title reigns to back himself up. I am a six time ICW Insanity Champion, and now the first ever TWE WORLD CHAMPION!

No_1eddiefan
09-23-2012, 07:18 PM
*Darius enters the backstage area with his newly won TWE World Championship on his shoulder*

Darius: While all of you fuckwads were sitting around sucking your thumbs, I went out and became the first ever TWE World Champion.

Kyojin:

Looks at his shoulder where the ICW World Championship is still glistening.

Hey Darius.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:20 PM
Shaz: well done Darius! You only went out and won a world title in a development e-fed! I'm in the main roster holding a type that is much more prestigious than your pile of shit!

Darius: Lets see ... Shaz, you are on the mid card ... almost ... of the main roster, while I am the top dog of the so called "development fed". Its funny because I am a world champion, and you are the equivalent of the WWE Diva's Champion.

Krysys
09-23-2012, 07:21 PM
Shaz: well done Darius! You only went out and won a world title in a development e-fed! I'm in the main roster holding a type that is much more prestigious than your pile of shit!

I know that IC but damn, ouch that hurts

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:21 PM
Kyojin:

Looks at his shoulder where the ICW World Championship is still glistening.

Hey Darius.

*Darius smirks*

Darius: Going to gloat? At least my title means something now, yours only resembles what was, not what is.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:23 PM
I know that IC but damn, ouch that hurts

Hey, it actually helped me combat what he said xD I was like "Fuck .. How do I respond to that!? xD"

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:24 PM
Darius: Oh well if it isn't the one I almost called my prodigy, Brock Edwards. You talk a lot of smack for a green horn who has no title reigns to back himself up. I am a six time ICW Insanity Champion, and now the first ever TWE WORLD CHAMPION!
Brock: Yeah in a development e-fed like Shaz said. Yeah great job now do that in a big time place.

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 07:25 PM
Darius: Lets see ... Shaz, you are on the mid card ... almost ... of the main roster, while I am the top dog of the so called "development fed". Its funny because I am a world champion, and you are the equivalent of the WWE Diva's Champion.

Shaz: is that all you've got? Jheeze.


I know that IC but damn, ouch that hurts

I wasn't being serious mate lol. It was only IC, honestly didn't mean it.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:26 PM
Brock: Yeah in a development e-fed like Shaz said. Yeah great job now do that in a big time place.

Darius: Ha. Development fed, and yet the roster is filled with dominant superstars that surpass any abilities you have.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:26 PM
Shaz: is that all you've got? Jheeze.



I wasn't being serious mate lol. It was only IC, honestly didn't mean it.

Darius: Cat got your tongue? Or is my championship shining in your eyes?

No_1eddiefan
09-23-2012, 07:27 PM
*Darius smirks*

Darius: Going to gloat? At least my title means something now, yours only resembles what was, not what is.

Kyojin: Gloat? Not even in the slightest. I'm merely telling you now- I beat you to win this. I beat you and Van Hooligan X. Who did you beat to win yours? Oh that's right, a kid that has been here merely a month.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:28 PM
Darius: Ha. Development fed, and yet the roster is filled with dominant superstars that surpass any abilities you have.
Brock: I could join TWE and be the most dominant force there in under a minute.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:30 PM
Kyojin: Gloat? Not even in the slightest. I'm merely telling you now- I beat you to win this. I beat you and Van Hooligan X. Who did you beat to win yours? Oh that's right, a kid that has been here merely a month.

Darius: You made Van tap. Big fucking deal. You didn't beat me, Kyojin. You didn't cover me, you didn't make me tap. You didn't beat me, and that "kid" has a hell of a lot more talent than you do. He actually put up a fight and didn't hide behind another guy who did all the work.

Shaz11
09-23-2012, 07:31 PM
Darius: Cat got your tongue? Or is my championship shining in your eyes?

Shaz: are you blind? Or just stupid? I've got a title right here as well!

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:31 PM
Brock: I could join TWE and be the most dominant force there in under a minute.

Darius: As long as I'm there, that won't happen any time soon, kid.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:35 PM
Darius: As long as I'm there, that won't happen any time soon, kid.
Brock: Don't call me a kid, you punk. Now get out of my way.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:43 PM
Brock: Don't call me a kid, you punk. Now get out of my way.

Darius: I'll call you whatever the fuck I want, kid. I'm a champion, you are a juiced up football player. Now fuck off.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:45 PM
Darius: I'll call you whatever the fuck I want, kid. I'm a champion, you are a juiced up football player. Now fuck off.
Brock: Look who's mad now.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:46 PM
Brock: Look who's mad now.

Darius: I could just kick your skull in if you prefer, kid.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:48 PM
Darius: I could just kick your skull in if you prefer, kid.
Brock: Or you could shut the fuck up and go get me a sandwich.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:52 PM
Brock: Or you could shut the fuck up and go get me a sandwich.

Darius: Oh, that's cute, kid.

*Darius pulls his championship from his shoulder*

Now you're asking to get your skull cracked.

TTC
09-23-2012, 07:55 PM
Darius: Oh, that's cute, kid.

*Darius pulls his championship from his shoulder*

Now you're asking to get your skull cracked.
Brock: Stop getting a huge ego or I'll pop you.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 07:56 PM
Brock: Stop getting a huge ego or I'll pop you.

Darius: I have the huge ego? I'm the world champion, I can have one. You are nothing and your ego is the size of Russia.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:00 PM
Darius: I have the huge ego? I'm the world champion, I can have one. You are nothing and your ego is the size of Russia.
Brock: Again your a champion for a development e-fed. Now where is my fucking sandwich.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 08:00 PM
Jackson: Woah, what's going on here!? I arrive here, and people are already talking shit!......... I love it!!

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:02 PM
Jackson: Woah, what's going on here!? I arrive here, and people are already talking shit!......... I love it!!
Brock: You know what I would love, for you to leave. Now screw off.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 08:04 PM
Brock: Again your a champion for a development e-fed. Now where is my fucking sandwich.

Darius: The only fucking sandwich you'll be getting is a knuckle sandwich.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:06 PM
Darius: The only fucking sandwich you'll be getting is a knuckle sandwich.
Brock: I'm so scared. Not. I'm more scared by Matt Ryder than you.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 08:06 PM
Brock: You know what I would love, for you to leave. Now screw off.

Jackson: OMG, you are here too!? I guess they still do hire mentally challenge people around here, holy shit!

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:08 PM
Jackson: OMG, you are here too!? I guess they still do hire mentally challenge people around here, holy shit!
Brock: Actually, I'm just free roaming. Dumbass.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 08:14 PM
Brock: I'm so scared. Not. I'm more scared by Matt Ryder than you.

Darius: Oh for the love of god don't say his name, he might show up.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:16 PM
Darius: Oh for the love of god don't say his name, he might show up.
*Just then Ryder pulls over*

Ryder: I heard my name bro. Sup, Dar. Fist pump, maybe?

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 08:21 PM
*Just then Ryder pulls over*

Ryder: I heard my name bro. Sup, Dar. Fist pump, maybe?

Darius: Oh lord all mighty ...

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:22 PM
Darius: Oh lord all mighty ...
Brock: I blame you.

Vandarius
09-23-2012, 08:24 PM
Brock: I blame you.

Darius: You said his name, tool.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:26 PM
Darius: You said his name, tool.
Ryder: Who you calling a tool.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 08:35 PM
Brock: Actually, I'm just free roaming. Dumbass.

Jackson: Oh thank god! I was scared for a sec.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:37 PM
Jackson: Oh thank god! I was scared for a sec.
Brock: Yeah scared cause I'll beat your ass.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 08:53 PM
Brock: Yeah scared cause I'll beat your ass.

Jackson: Huh!? Can you say that again because my ears went deaf at that crazy statement.

TTC
09-23-2012, 08:56 PM
Jackson: Huh!? Can you say that again because my ears went deaf at that crazy statement.
Brock: Stop being stupid.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 09:07 PM
Brock: Stop being stupid.
Jackson: Oh real nice

TTC
09-23-2012, 09:10 PM
Jackson: Oh real nice
Brock: I ain't nice.

Ryder: No he isn't.

CM Rock-Austin
09-23-2012, 09:17 PM
Brock: I ain't nice.

Ryder: No he isn't.

Jackson: What the fuck am I doing!? Every time I talk to you it seems my I.Q gets lower, I'm done here!

TTC
09-23-2012, 09:19 PM
Jackson: What the fuck am I doing!? Every time I talk to you it seems my I.Q gets lower, I'm done here!
Brock: Fine leave. I might stay here or not.

bearkg88
09-23-2012, 10:15 PM
Good night everyone! Hopefully tomorrow more people will have signed up so we can get started

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:10 AM
Mr. Smyth: New eFed, same old troglodytes bickering amongst themselves.

TTC
09-24-2012, 08:15 AM
Mr. Smyth: New eFed, same old troglodytes bickering amongst themselves.

Brock: Same old Smyth. Yet to accomplish Jack Shit!

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:15 AM
Brock: Same old Smyth. Yet to accomplish Jack Shit!

Mr. Smyth: Hello kettle, I'm pot. My my, you're looking rather black today.

TTC
09-24-2012, 08:18 AM
Mr. Smyth: Hello kettle, I'm pot. My my, you're looking rather black today.

Brock: Racism ain't cool.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:27 AM
Darius: Why do I hear a bunch of no bodies bitching?

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:31 AM
Brock: Racism ain't cool.

Mr. Smyth: Who's being racist?

Torphy
09-24-2012, 08:35 AM
Darius: Why do I hear a bunch of no bodies bitching?

Adonis looks over at Darius and raises an eyebrow.

Malcolm Adonis: Man, who you talkin' to? Ain't nobody in here but you and your reflection.. speakin' of which, you mind puttin' a shirt on? You checkin yo'self out is cruelty to that mirror, am jus' sayin'.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:37 AM
Darius: Why do I hear a bunch of no bodies bitching?

Mr. Smyth: It must be comforting to rely on the word 'bitching' when your creative juices stop flowing, eh?

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:39 AM
Adonis looks over at Darius and raises an eyebrow.

Malcolm Adonis: Man, who you talkin' to? Ain't nobody in here but you and your reflection.. speakin' of which, you mind puttin' a shirt on? You checkin yo'self out is cruelty to that mirror, am jus' sayin'.

Darius: Who the hell are you?

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:40 AM
Mr. Smyth: It must be comforting to rely on the word 'bitching' when your creative juices stop flowing, eh?

Darius: Everyone has a catch phrase, like yours is "Don't forget the lube"

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:44 AM
Darius: Everyone has a catch phrase, like yours is "Don't forget the lube"

Mr. Smyth: A gay joke. Very amusing. You sure you don't want to sit down, with you having moved so far away from your comfort zone?

Torphy
09-24-2012, 08:46 AM
Darius: Who the hell are you?

Adonis: Heh, that's cute chipper, hey ain't you that guy who told us all he was the next ICW champion? No, wait that was Kyojin, if that was you it'd make you a poor deluded liar huh?

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:48 AM
Mr. Smyth: A gay joke. Very amusing. You sure you don't want to sit down, with you having moved so far away from your comfort zone?

Darius: I'm going to sit down so I don't have to worry about you trying to get me.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:49 AM
Adonis: Heh, that's cute chipper, hey ain't you that guy who told us all he was the next ICW champion? No, wait that was Kyojin, if that was you it'd make you a poor deluded liar huh?

*Darius holds the TWE World Championship to Adonis's face*

Darius: I am a champion. Kyojin is nothing but a has been champion.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 08:51 AM
Darius: I'm going to sit down so I don't have to worry about you trying to get me.

Mr. Smyth: Congratulations for finally admitting that you would be the taker and not the giver.

OOC: You walked right into that one. lol

Torphy
09-24-2012, 08:52 AM
*Darius holds the TWE World Championship to Adonis's face*

Darius: I am a champion. Kyojin is nothing but a has been champion.

Adonis: Hell, I gotta hand it to you dude, that is one mighty fine lookin' belt. You pick that out of a cereal box?

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:55 AM
Mr. Smyth: Congratulations for finally admitting that you would be the taker and not the giver.

OOC: You walked right into that one. lol

OOC: God damn it I tried avoiding that xD

Darius: Get out of my face, greenhorn.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 08:56 AM
Adonis: Hell, I gotta hand it to you dude, that is one mighty fine lookin' belt. You pick that out of a cereal box?

Darius: Jealous are we? Its okay, you'll be the number one contender for the IWA Divas Championship soon enough.

The Tyndall Effect
09-24-2012, 08:56 AM
Eddings: Haaay everyone!

Whiz: Yo yo, my niggas!

Iceman: We here to sell all that shit out there!

Ice points out a huge semi-truck filled with random household items.

Whiz: Where you get all that stuff, bruh?

Ice: ...Damian's place.

Torphy
09-24-2012, 09:01 AM
Darius: Jealous are we? Its okay, you'll be the number one contender for the IWA Divas Championship soon enough.

Adonis: Hell, despite that being aimed as an insult, I ain't gonna turn that down. Malcolm looks forward to rollin' around with the ladies of IWA, maybe I should try out my new submission, I think I should call it the 'I'd tap that', you know what am sayin'!? Oh, and you should know that Malcolm never gets jealous, y'all might have the lucky charms belt over there, but I got all of this.

Malcolm slides his hands down his body.

Adonis: I'll be just fine bro.

Malcolm winks.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 09:04 AM
Darius: Get out of my face, greenhorn.

Mr. Smyth: Do you no longer want to have an exchange of wits? Understandable, you're probably fresh out of comebacks after showing your belt, mentioning bitching and throwing in a gay joke.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 09:08 AM
Adonis: Hell, despite that being aimed as an insult, I ain't gonna turn that down. Malcolm looks forward to rollin' around with the ladies of IWA, maybe I should try out my new submission, I think I should call it the 'I'd tap that', you know what am sayin'!? Oh, and you should know that Malcolm never gets jealous, y'all might have the lucky charms belt over there, but I got all of this.

Malcolm slides his hands down his body.

Adonis: I'll be just fine bro.

Malcolm winks.

Darius: Maybe you should go hang out with Smyth over there, it seems you two are meant for each other.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 09:14 AM
Darius: Maybe you should go hang out with Smyth over there, it seems you two are meant for each other.

Mr. Smyth: The method of Darius is as follows:

- Complain about bitching
- Talk about how good he is
- Over compensate for own insecurities
- Use a derogatory and ignorant insult
- Throw in gay jokes as a last measure when being outwitted by smarter people
- Repeat

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 09:33 AM
Mr. Smyth: The method of Darius is as follows:

- Complain about bitching
- Talk about how good he is
- Over compensate for own insecurities
- Use a derogatory and ignorant insult
- Throw in gay jokes as a last measure when being outwitted by smarter people
- Repeat

Darius: Oh, wait what? Sorry, busy signing my bonus.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 09:40 AM
Darius: Oh, wait what? Sorry, busy signing my bonus.

Mr. Smyth: Just like a whore, you're just interested in the money.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 09:45 AM
Shaz: Like I said Darius..development world champion. Stop showboating, no one cares.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 09:50 AM
Shaz: Like I said Darius..development world champion. Stop showboating, no one cares.

Darius: I can't hear you in the midcard, Shaz. You've never been the top dog, I always have been.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 09:52 AM
Darius: I can't hear you in the midcard, Shaz. You've never been the top dog, I always have been.

Shaz: Haha! That makes me laugh. I'm actually in the main roster of EWNCW, unlike you.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 10:15 AM
Shaz: Haha! That makes me laugh. I'm actually in the main roster of EWNCW, unlike you.

Darius: You may be "main roster" but you're mid card. Once I get promoted to the main roster, I'll be main event, unlike you.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 11:07 AM
Darius: You may be "main roster" but you're mid card. Once I get promoted to the main roster, I'll be main event, unlike you.

Mr. Smyth: Derogatory and ignorant insult - check.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 12:04 PM
Darius: You may be "main roster" but you're mid card. Once I get promoted to the main roster, I'll be main event, unlike you.

Shaz: HAHAHAHA! Is this guy serious? You do know you have to go through certain stages to get to where you are right? For example, you start in TWE until management think it's okay to promote you. Then you have to start at the Ignition Division, the division I've been dominating for 6 months. Then you work your way up. I bet you're just another douchebag who wants everything handed to them on an empty plate. I'm working my way up there, because I am truly the best in the world.

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 12:31 PM
Punk: So, I'm back.

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 12:33 PM
Shaz: HAHAHAHA! Is this guy serious? You do know you have to go through certain stages to get to where you are right? For example, you start in TWE until management think it's okay to promote you. Then you have to start at the Ignition Division, the division I've been dominating for 6 months. Then you work your way up. I bet you're just another douchebag who wants everything handed to them on an empty plate. I'm working my way up there, because I am truly the best in the world.

*Darius holds the title up*

Darius: This is my ticket to the top, and the same will happen here in IWA.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 12:36 PM
Punk: So, I'm back.

Shaz: Unfortunately, no one gives a fuck. So fuck off.


*Darius holds the title up*

Darius: This is my ticket to the top, and the same will happen here in IWA.

Shaz: I don't care if that's your "ticket" to the top. Many things will happen in IWA. And you know what? One of them will be me kicking your plastic ass!

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 12:41 PM
Shaz: Unfortunately, no one gives a fuck. So fuck off.


Punk: Oh, but you should. Because I'm going to be the guy that's beating you.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 12:43 PM
Punk: Oh, but you should. Because I'm going to be the guy that's beating you.

Shaz: But you see, there's a problem there. The problem is that..you're dreaming.

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 12:46 PM
Shaz: But you see, there's a problem there. The problem is that..you're dreaming.

Punk: Alright there Brock Lesnar. This feeling that I'm feeling is a feeling that you've been feeling before. Blah Blah blah. I'm not dreaming. I don't have to convice myself that I'm the best in the world by going around and saying it because I'm not secure in my abilities. I know how good I am. The fans know how good I am. And we both know it's better than you.

CM Rock-Austin
09-24-2012, 12:47 PM
Shaz: But you see, there's a problem there. The problem is that..you're dreaming.

Jackson: Oh, I see Shaz is still talking bullshit, nothing new here.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 12:54 PM
Punk: Alright there Brock Lesnar. This feeling that I'm feeling is a feeling that you've been feeling before. Blah Blah blah. I'm not dreaming. I don't have to convice myself that I'm the best in the world by going around and saying it because I'm not secure in my abilities. I know how good I am. The fans know how good I am. And we both know it's better than you.

Shaz: Brock Lesnar?! Hahaha! That's really proved how pathetic and brainless you are. I am the best in the world, no matter what any ignorant homo sapiens think. The only dexterity you have in wrestling is not being able to wrestle. Those other "fans" are nothing but ignorant homo sapiens who put me down because they know zilch. I am better than you KJ Punk, that's all you need to know. Everyone is aware of the fact, but the truth is that each of these talentless fools are too horrified to spill the beans.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 12:56 PM
Jackson: Oh, I see Shaz is still talking bullshit, nothing new here.

Shaz: Coming from the ignorant bastard who denied the fact that I was going to capture a briefcase containing an ICW Championship title shot.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 12:58 PM
Shaz: Those other "fans" are nothing but ignorant homo sapiens who put me down because they know zilch. I am better than you KJ Punk, that's all you need to know.

Mr. Smyth: I'm actually surprised you know such words.

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 01:01 PM
Mr. Smyth: I'm actually surprised you know such words.

Punk: I'm surprised every other statement doesn't have the word "fuck" in it. Shazzy wazzy's all growns up.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 01:01 PM
Mr. Smyth: I'm actually surprised you know such words.

Shaz: I know many things Mr. Smyth. Trust me.

OOC: LOL. My mate kept saying those words all day, he was like "WagWun my fellow homo sapien". I was just like WTF.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 01:03 PM
Punk: I'm surprised every other statement doesn't have the word "fuck" in it. Shazzy wazzy's all growns up.

Shaz: I'm surprised that you haven't replied to my statement earlier. Has the cat got your tongue?

CM Rock-Austin
09-24-2012, 01:09 PM
Shaz: Coming from the ignorant bastard who denied the fact that I was going to capture a briefcase containing an ICW Championship title shot.

Jackson: I give you that one but your ass still wouldn't have won the title.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 01:14 PM
Jackson: I give you that one but your ass still wouldn't have won the title.

Shaz: You see Jackson. This is what is wrong with the neanderthal generation today. You keep denying the authentic fact that I, Shaz, am the best in the world. You know that I would have achieved my dream, and win the ICW title. But now, it's quits after what occurred. This is my time to shine, my time to justify my status as best in the world.

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 01:14 PM
Shaz: I'm surprised that you haven't replied to my statement earlier. Has the cat got your tongue?

Punk: I just decided to ignore you're inane statement completely. It was just so out there that it didn't deserve a retort.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 01:18 PM
Punk: I just decided to ignore you're inane statement completely. It was just so out there that it didn't deserve a retort.

Shaz: NO! And I repeat NO! You comprehended the truth, and you've inserted those true terms into your head. And you've comprehended the fact that I, Shaz, word for word destroyed your statement. I have proved that I can do that with terms, but the real truth is, can I do that in the ring? The simple answer is, YES!

KJ PUNK
09-24-2012, 01:23 PM
Shaz: NO! And I repeat NO! You comprehended the truth, and you've inserted those true terms into your head. And you've comprehended the fact that I, Shaz, word for word destroyed your statement. I have proved that I can do that with terms, but the real truth is, can I do that in the ring? The simple answer is, YES!

Punk: No, the answer is no. You're not the best in the world. You aren't even the best in this fed. You have big talk, but you have little back up. When we meet in the ring, and I hope it's sooner, rather than later, I'll do the fans a favor and shut you up for good.

bearkg88
09-24-2012, 01:28 PM
Ok guys. We have hit 15 people now. I need to talk with vand about a few creative things, but anticipate promo assignments in the next few days

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 01:29 PM
Punk: No, the answer is no. You're not the best in the world. You aren't even the best in this fed. You have big talk, but you have little back up. When we meet in the ring, and I hope it's sooner, rather than later, I'll do the fans a favor and shut you up for good.

Shaz: But there's a slight problem. You've just given every single homo sapiens out there, some false statements. First of all, I am the best in the world. Second of all, I am the best in this fed. Third of all, it isn't about the terms that I deliver. It's all about the wrestling moves that I deliver. Wrestling moves that can break bones, tarnish careers. When we do meet in the ring, you'll do those ignorant homo sapiens a favor indeed, and that is risk your life, and career just to hurt one man, and that will never, ever happen.

The Tyndall Effect
09-24-2012, 01:29 PM
Ok guys. We have hit 15 people now. I need to talk with vand about a few creative things, but anticipate promo assignments in the next few days
Eddings: I've hit 15 people too! HAAAY!

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 02:10 PM
Shaz: I know many things Mr. Smyth. Trust me.

OOC: LOL. My mate kept saying those words all day, he was like "WagWun my fellow homo sapien". I was just like WTF.

Mr. Smyth: Knowing the words to every commercial hip-hop track does not count.

OOC: Sounds like your mate needs a slap to bring him back to real life. lol

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 02:13 PM
Ok guys. We have hit 15 people now. I need to talk with vand about a few creative things, but anticipate promo assignments in the next few days

BOO YEAH! The Bear Train rolls again.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 02:19 PM
Mr. Smyth: Knowing the words to every commercial hip-hop track does not count.

OOC: Sounds like your mate needs a slap to bring him back to real life. lol

Shaz: Excuse me? But who in the living hell do you think you are? Just because of the fact that I was born and bred in London, Brixton. Just because of the fact that I was in jail does not mean that I know the words to every commercial hip hop track. You are ridiculous Mr. Smyth. No in fact, you are absolutely stereotypical. It is homo sapiens like you that infuriate me.

OOC: Exactly lol. But it's safe to say that he isn't messed up in the head and he doesn't listen to Nicki Minaj rap, LOL.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 02:23 PM
Shaz: Excuse me? But who in the living hell do you think you are? Just because of the fact that I was born and bred in London, Brixton. Just because of the fact that I was in jail does not mean that I know the words to every commercial hip hop track. You are ridiculous Mr. Smyth. No in fact, you are absolutely stereotypical. It is homo sapiens like you that infuriate me.

OOC: Exactly lol. But it's safe to say that he isn't messed up in the head and he doesn't listen to Nicki Minaj rap, LOL.

Mr. Smyth: Stereotypical of what? Go on then, Shaz: stereotype me, and try not to use the words 'homo' and 'sapiens' in there.

OOC: OI! Don't knock the Minaj! :p

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 02:33 PM
Mr. Smyth: Stereotypical of what? Go on then, Shaz: stereotype me, and try not to use the words 'homo' and 'sapiens' in there.

OOC: OI! Don't knock the Minaj! :p

Shaz: You ignorant homo sapien.

OOC: NOOOO! I take it you're obsessed with the "YOLO" and "SWAG"? ;)

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 02:51 PM
Shaz: You ignorant homo sapien.

OOC: NOOOO! I take it you're obsessed with the "YOLO" and "SWAG"? ;)

Mr. Smyth: Yet another challenge you have failed. There's the Shaz I know and love.

OOC: Am I fuck! I'm just a whore to commercial music.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 03:12 PM
Mr. Smyth: Yet another challenge you have failed. There's the Shaz I know and love.

OOC: Am I fuck! I'm just a whore to commercial music.

Shaz: Know? And love? You don't know jack shit about me!

OOC: LOL.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 03:13 PM
Benny, have you got like a PROPER Brummie accent?! Lol, my cousins are from Birmingham. Have no clue where they live, but close to Villa Park.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 03:16 PM
Shaz: Know? And love? You don't know jack shit about me!

Mr. Smyth: I know you're an angry individual who is constantly overcompensating. Beyond that, there doesn't seem to be anything to you.

BennyTheBall
09-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Benny, have you got like a PROPER Brummie accent?! Lol, my cousins are from Birmingham. Have no clue where they live, but close to Villa Park.

Depends who you ask. Apparently the Brummie in me comes out a lot more when I'm at work. Why do you ask?

And chances are they live in Aston, Perry Barr or Handsworth?

chunkkynutzzz
09-24-2012, 03:53 PM
3199

Guess Who?

ComInG soon

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 05:09 PM
3199

Guess Who?

ComInG soon


YEAAAHH! Damn right chief! Camron - Get Ya Gun!

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 05:57 PM
*Darius plants himself into a chair*

Darius: This roster is a joke.

TTC
09-24-2012, 06:01 PM
*Darius plants himself into a chair*

Darius: This roster is a joke.
Matt: Right, bro.

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 06:05 PM
Matt: Right, bro.

Shaz: You, Matt Ryder are a joke. It disappoints me as to how many light hearted people join a wrestling company and make an utter fool out of it. You're better off as a cheerleader.

TTC
09-24-2012, 06:06 PM
Shaz: You, Matt Ryder are a joke. It disappoints me as to how many light hearted people join a wrestling company and make an utter fool out of it. You're better off as a cheerleader.
Ryder: Why are you, so serious all the time bro? Why can, you just party?!?!?!?

Shaz11
09-24-2012, 06:09 PM
Ryder: Why are you, so serious all the time bro? Why can, you just party?!?!?!?

Shaz: Me? Party? Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm not a light hearted cheerleader who walks around the streets looking gleeful! I was born in the fuckin' ghetto! Not in a gutter!

Vandarius
09-24-2012, 06:10 PM
Shaz: Me? Party? Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm not a light hearted cheerleader who walks around the streets looking gleeful! I was born in the fuckin' ghetto! Not in a gutter!

Darius: A ghetto is the equivalent of a gutter, just saying.

TTC
09-24-2012, 06:10 PM
Shaz: Me? Party? Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm not a light hearted cheerleader who walks around the streets looking gleeful! I was born in the fuckin' ghetto! Not in a gutter!
Ryder: I heard guido.

Rehmix
09-24-2012, 07:34 PM
I put up the profiles of Malcolm Cage and "Primetime" AJ Dixon in the roster area.

bearkg88
09-24-2012, 08:34 PM
I put up the profiles of Malcolm Cage and "Primetime" AJ Dixon in the roster area.

I saw bro. Awesome stuff!

Also, posted stuff for a new EWN Fantasy League in the Be The Booker thread, be sure to check it out!

bearkg88
09-24-2012, 09:33 PM
Ok guys. front page updated with more. promo assignments going out soon

TTC
09-24-2012, 09:42 PM
Ryder: Ryder is coming to a ring near you.

bearkg88
09-24-2012, 10:55 PM
Assignments are out. Everyone has till the 5th of October to get it back to me. A reminder, I will be taking a vaca from the 27th to the 4th. I will still be on, and may occasionally post, but I won't be doing any promos or work.

CM Rock-Austin
09-25-2012, 12:31 AM
Shaz: You see Jackson. This is what is wrong with the neanderthal generation today. You keep denying the authentic fact that I, Shaz, am the best in the world. You know that I would have achieved my dream, and win the ICW title. But now, it's quits after what occurred. This is my time to shine, my time to justify my status as best in the world.

Jackson: Wait so you still need to justify that you are best in the world hahaha, the fact you just said that proves my point.

CricketTragic
09-25-2012, 06:35 AM
Ryder: Ryder is coming to a ring near you.

Israel: No one cares

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 08:13 AM
Darius: I hope you're all ready

The Tyndall Effect
09-25-2012, 08:14 AM
Darius: I hope you're all ready

Eddings: I'm ready! Haaay!

Whiz: Shut up, nigga!

Iceman: Yeah, nigga, shut up!

Whiz: Is there an echo in here or somethin?

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 08:15 AM
Eddings: I'm ready! Haaay!

Whiz: Shut up, nigga!

Iceman: Yeah, nigga, shut up!

Whiz: Is there an echo in here or somethin?

Darius: Who the hell are you?

Torphy
09-25-2012, 08:21 AM
Darius: I hope you're all ready

Adonis: Ready? Ready for what exactly? I mean Malcolm's ready for a lot of things.. i'm ready for some lunch right about now.. I guess i'm ready to oil maself up and soak up some rays.. and Malcolm's always ready to get the ladies in the mood.. y'all gonna have to be more specific.

BennyTheBall
09-25-2012, 08:31 AM
Darius: Who the hell are you?

Mr. Smyth: And the cycle begins again.

The Tyndall Effect
09-25-2012, 08:49 AM
Darius: Who the hell are you?

Eddings: I'm yo sweet lover, suga!

Whiz: On a different note- anyone wanna buy something?

Iceman: Yeah, some wee-

Whiz: WHEELS! Wheels- fo yo rims!

Ice: Aint it rims fo yo wheels?

Whiz: Shut up!

BennyTheBall
09-25-2012, 12:54 PM
I'm so excited about my first promo assignment. XD

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 05:18 PM
As night falls, the stars come out to play in the endless heavens.

A man stands on the earth below, looking up at them. In particular, he is looking at one specific group of them... the constellation of the archer. He looks on as their celestial light shines down on one particular place: the large arena building before him.

He takes the earbuds of his iPod out of his ears, taking a momentary break from listening to one of his favorite songs, "Faint" by Linkin Park. "Thank you for showing me the way," he says to the constellation. He brushes his long, dark locks of hair from his face as he shoulders his travel bag and walks on, to the destination of the next step of his grand journey...

IWA.

Shaz11
09-25-2012, 05:19 PM
As night falls, the stars come out to play in the endless heavens.

A man stands on the earth below, looking up at them. In particular, he is looking at one specific group of them... the constellation of the archer. He looks on as their celestial light shines down on one particular place: the large arena building before him.

He takes the earbuds of his iPod out of his ears, taking a momentary break from listening to one of his favorite songs, "Faint" by Linkin Park. "Thank you for showing me the way," he says to the constellation. He brushes his long, dark locks of hair from his face as he shoulders his travel bag and walks on, to the destination of the next step of his grand journey...

IWA.

FUCK YES!

Sag. Blue is officially in IWA!

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 05:39 PM
FUCK YES!

Sag. Blue is officially in IWA!

OOC: You got that right bro!!! :D

Shaz11
09-25-2012, 05:40 PM
OOC: You got that right bro!!! :D

Damn right! Bring Pisces Pink as well! Shaz can keep making more fat jokes about her!! :D

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 05:41 PM
As night falls, the stars come out to play in the endless heavens.

A man stands on the earth below, looking up at them. In particular, he is looking at one specific group of them... the constellation of the archer. He looks on as their celestial light shines down on one particular place: the large arena building before him.

He takes the earbuds of his iPod out of his ears, taking a momentary break from listening to one of his favorite songs, "Faint" by Linkin Park. "Thank you for showing me the way," he says to the constellation. He brushes his long, dark locks of hair from his face as he shoulders his travel bag and walks on, to the destination of the next step of his grand journey...

IWA.

Darius: Well, if it isn't the man I defeated to become the TWE Champion.

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 05:52 PM
Darius: Well, if it isn't the man I defeated to become the TWE Champion.

*Sagittarius Blue enters the building, still holding his bags as he walks around and gets his bearings. He then encounters Darius...

Sagittarius Blue: Well, hiya Darius. Looks like we'll be competing here, as well. If our last encounter was a sign, we're going to be burning down the house again, huh?

... and don't get too comfortable, friend. You did beat me to win the TWE strap... but things change.

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 05:57 PM
Damn right! Bring Pisces Pink as well! Shaz can keep making more fat jokes about her!! :D

*Just as Sagittarius takes a breather from his long journey, he hears a familiar voice down the hallway...

???: It took you long enough to get here, sweetie!

*Sagittarius looks up to see...

Sagittarius Blue: PISCES PINK?! Well I'll be damned :D what brings you here?

Pisces Pink: YOU, silly muthafucka! You know I'm going to go wherever you go :p

Sagittarius Blue: :o Well I'm glad as hell to see you, sugar.

Pisces Pink (thinking to herself): He called me SUGAR. SUGAR!!! Yes YES ​YES!!!

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 06:02 PM
*Sagittarius Blue enters the building, still holding his bags as he walks around and gets his bearings. He then encounters Darius...

Sagittarius Blue: Well, hiya Darius. Looks like we'll be competing here, as well. If our last encounter was a sign, we're going to be burning down the house again, huh?

... and don't get too comfortable, friend. You did beat me to win the TWE strap... but things change.

Darius: Yeah, things change. Like attitudes. I'm paid to be Mr. Nice-Guy over on TWE ... Here, I don't give a shit. So why don't you just move along and go play with your cow.

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:07 PM
Darius: Yeah, things change. Like attitudes. I'm paid to be Mr. Nice-Guy over on TWE ... Here, I don't give a shit. So why don't you just move along and go play with your cow.

*Pisces Pink stops in her tracks, a look of shock and pain in her face.

*Sagittarius Blue looks Darius dead in his eyes as he speaks...

Sagittarius Blue: The attitude... I can deal with. Insulting Pisces? HELL NO. Pisces is NOT a cow. She's probably stronger than YOU are. So kindly keep your craptacular cracks to yourself... or I'll twist your arm off and let Pisces beat you with it.

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 06:17 PM
*Pisces Pink stops in her tracks, a look of shock and pain in her face.

*Sagittarius Blue looks Darius dead in his eyes as he speaks...

Sagittarius Blue: The attitude... I can deal with. Insulting Pisces? HELL NO. Pisces is NOT a cow. She's probably stronger than YOU are. So kindly keep your craptacular cracks to yourself... or I'll twist your arm off and let Pisces beat you with it.

*Darius laughs*

Darius: Bitch, please. I destroyed Gaileo, and he is just as big as Pinky over there. I've beaten Erebus on multiple occasions, and he is bigger than her. I've faced Erebus and Van Hooligan at the same time. What makes you think you can beat me with Pinkys help, eh?

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:20 PM
*Darius laughs*

Darius: Bitch, please. I destroyed Gaileo, and he is just as big as Pinky over there. I've beaten Erebus on multiple occasions, and he is bigger than her. I've faced Erebus and Van Hooligan at the same time. What makes you think you can beat me with Pinkys help, eh?

*Pisces Pink looks up, and it almost looks like she is crying just a tiny bit.

*Then the transformation happens.

Pisces Pink:FIGHT ME AND FIND OUT, YOU RAGGEDY-ANDY LOOKING BASTARD :mad:

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 06:30 PM
*Pisces Pink looks up, and it almost looks like she is crying just a tiny bit.

*Then the transformation happens.

Pisces Pink:FIGHT ME AND FIND OUT, YOU RAGGEDY-ANDY LOOKING BASTARD :mad:

Darius: Blue, put your pet on a leash before she pisses on the floor, yeah? This is a wrestling company, not a home for the disabled.

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:36 PM
Darius: Blue, put your pet on a leash before she pisses on the floor, yeah? This is a wrestling company, not a home for the disabled.

Pisces Pink: I've beaten the hell out of grown men. Men like you. Everyone thinks they're the shit 'til they get it kicked out of them by a woman. There's nothing like the look on a man's face when you knock his teeth out and knowing they'll never talk about it cuz a woman kicked their ass.That could be you, Darius... but looking at you, I'm not so sure. I'm a woman and I probably have more balls than you do!

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:37 PM
Darius: Blue, put your pet on a leash before she pisses on the floor, yeah? This is a wrestling company, not a home for the disabled.

*Sagittarius thinks for a moment, then decides to stand back and watch things play out.*

Sagittarius Blue (thinking to himself): ​He doesn't know Pisces... oh well, he brought this on himself...

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 06:41 PM
Pisces Pink: I've beaten the hell out of grown men. Men like you. Everyone thinks they're the shit 'til they get it kicked out of them by a woman. There's nothing like the look on a man's face when you knock his teeth out and knowing they'll never talk about it cuz a woman kicked their ass.That could be you, Darius... but looking at you, I'm not so sure. I'm a woman and I probably have more balls than you do!

Darius: Tell me, Pinky. What makes you think I won't just punt you in the skull, right here and now? You're threatening me, it would be self defense. So there would be no legal actions taken against me. As a matter of fact, go ahead and hit me!

*Darius gets close and taps his chin*

Darius: C'mon big girl, hit me! See how fast I sue your ass and bring you to court! Come on! Hit me! HIT. ME. You dumb bitch!

OOC: I would NEVER endorse this kind of behavior, EVER. If I ever saw a guy talking to a girl like this, I'd destroy him myself. I'm just making Darius the psycho he really is! :D

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:51 PM
Darius: Tell me, Pinky. What makes you think I won't just punt you in the skull, right here and now? You're threatening me, it would be self defense. So there would be no legal actions taken against me. As a matter of fact, go ahead and hit me!

*Darius gets close and taps his chin*

Darius: C'mon big girl, hit me! See how fast I sue your ass and bring you to court! Come on! Hit me! HIT. ME. You dumb bitch!

OOC: I would NEVER endorse this kind of behavior, EVER. If I ever saw a guy talking to a girl like this, I'd destroy him myself. I'm just making Darius the psycho he really is! :D

*Sagittarius jumps in between Darius and Pisces.*

Sagittarius Blue: Enough. Enough. Enough. Pisces, it's our first day here, let's be cool. Don't forget: we still need you to stay calm... you remember what happened to the locker room door over at TWE when you got mad about Lust. Let's just mosey on and get settled in.

*Sagittarius turns to Darius...*

And don't you worry... I'll get around to you soon enough. Just because you're a champ doesn't mean you can't get your ass beaten. So things are different here, you say... fine. We will settle this.

OOC: No prob, man - I love the heat you're laying on Sag and Pisces! You're making Darius to be an awesome heel!

scribbler_jones
09-25-2012, 06:52 PM
BRB guys - gotta get my Zaxby's fix!

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 06:55 PM
*Sagittarius jumps in between Darius and Pisces.*

Sagittarius Blue: Enough. Enough. Enough. Pisces, it's our first day here, let's be cool. Don't forget: we still need you to stay calm... you remember what happened to the locker room door over at TWE when you got mad about Lust. Let's just mosey on and get settled in.

*Sagittarius turns to Darius...*

And don't you worry... I'll get around to you soon enough. Just because you're a champ doesn't mean you can't get your ass beaten. So things are different here, you say... fine. We will settle this.

OOC: No prob, man - I love the heat you're laying on Sag and Pisces! You're making Darius to be an awesome heel!

Darius: Smart move getting her away from me, I wouldn't want PETA called on me due to animal abuse, especially since that species of whale is on the endangered species list. As for you, Bluesy-Boo ... You're no threat to me, I beat you once, and I'll beat you over and over again.

bearkg88
09-25-2012, 07:56 PM
BRB guys - gotta get my Zaxby's fix!
Your what?

Vandarius
09-25-2012, 08:03 PM
Your what?

I was wondering the same thing xD

bearkg88
09-25-2012, 08:41 PM
Ok guys. Three of the matches for the first show are done. And i must say, they are good matches. I am off for the night!

KJ PUNK
09-25-2012, 10:53 PM
Zaxby's is a chicken fast food chain.

Punk: IWA will soon be brought to the edge of their seats when KJ Punk hits the ring and excites everyone in attendance!

CM Rock-Austin
09-25-2012, 11:13 PM
Zaxby's is a chicken fast food chain.

Punk: IWA will soon be brought to the edge of their seats when KJ Punk hits the ring and excites everyone in attendance!

Oh okay makes more sense now lol.

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 07:25 AM
Zaxby's is a chicken fast food chain.

Punk: IWA will soon be brought to the edge of their seats when KJ Punk hits the ring and excites everyone in attendance!

Darius: Oh please, like that will happen, the crowd has me to watch and they love me!

*Crowd boos*

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 07:52 AM
Darius: Oh please, like that will happen, the crowd has me to watch and they love me!

*Crowd boos*

Mr. Smyth: Yeah...you're clearly making the girls wetter than October.

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 08:00 AM
Mr. Smyth: Yeah...you're clearly making the girls wetter than October.

Darius: Oh please, they're lining up out the door for me.

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 08:04 AM
Darius: Oh please, they're lining up out the door for me.

Mr. Smyth: I'm guessing that they have finally heard that you're the source of their herpes.

The Tyndall Effect
09-26-2012, 08:19 AM
Morning all.

wrestlingfan66513
09-26-2012, 10:22 AM
???: The fallen shall rise and reclaim what rightfully belongs to them and leading the way will be the next big star.

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 11:15 AM
???: The fallen shall rise and reclaim what rightfully belongs to them and leading the way will be the next big star.

Darius: Yay. Another no body Get the hell out.

Torphy
09-26-2012, 11:28 AM
Darius: Oh please, they're lining up out the door for me.

Adonis: Darius, son.. y'all forget to read the name on the door? You in my dressing room pal, the ladies been complaining about some pasty face cheap ass imitation of the one and only sexual sensation! Get yo' punk ass outta here.. and ladies.. get yo' fine asses in here..

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 11:34 AM
Adonis: Darius, son.. y'all forget to read the name on the door? You in my dressing room pal, the ladies been complaining about some pasty face cheap ass imitation of the one and only sexual sensation! Get yo' punk ass outta here.. and ladies.. get yo' fine asses in here..

Darius: Watch your tongue, you Jersey Shore wanna-be. I'm the TWE World Champion, and I will be respected.

The Tyndall Effect
09-26-2012, 11:38 AM
Adonis: Darius, son.. y'all forget to read the name on the door? You in my dressing room pal, the ladies been complaining about some pasty face cheap ass imitation of the one and only sexual sensation! Get yo' punk ass outta here.. and ladies.. get yo' fine asses in here..

Eddings: Aww...

Whiz: Don't feel bad, bruh. I can sell you somethin to make you feel better.

Eddings: Like what?

Iceman: Some cra...

Whiz: CRACKERS! Some crackers- them cheese ones wit the peanut butter in between, nigga! They's the shit!

Torphy
09-26-2012, 11:42 AM
Darius: Watch your tongue, you Jersey Shore wanna-be. I'm the TWE World Champion, and I will be respected.

Adonis: Jersey Shore? Puh-lease, those 'roid shootin', jager bombin', laundry monkeys ain't got nothin' on Malcolm. I'm smoothness personified, the sexiest man alive, bro'. So you can keep Jersey, shiii' the nerve of some folk, Los Angeles where the party really at..

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 11:44 AM
Adonis: Jersey Shore? Puh-lease, those 'roid shootin', jager bombin', laundry monkeys ain't got nothin' on Malcolm. I'm smoothness personified, the sexiest man alive, bro'. So you can keep Jersey, shiii' the nerve of some folk, Los Angeles where the party really at..

Darius: And yet you sound just like them.

The Tyndall Effect
09-26-2012, 11:48 AM
Adonis: Jersey Shore? Puh-lease, those 'roid shootin', jager bombin', laundry monkeys ain't got nothin' on Malcolm. I'm smoothness personified, the sexiest man alive, bro'. So you can keep Jersey, shiii' the nerve of some folk, Los Angeles where the party really at..
Eddings: Boy, I can show YOU a real party! Haaay!

Whiz: Give it up, bruh- they ignoring you.

Ice: Nigga, they ignorin us, too!

Whiz: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

bearkg88
09-26-2012, 11:50 AM
Darius: Watch your tongue, you Jersey Shore wanna-be. I'm the TWE World Champion, and I will be respected.

?????: This is my company. This is my money invested into it. So your TWE title doesn't matter here. To me, that title could be something you made out of cardboard and scribbled on. You'll have you prove yourself here

Torphy
09-26-2012, 11:52 AM
Eddings: Boy, I can show YOU a real party! Haaay!

Whiz: Give it up, bruh- they ignoring you.

Ice: Nigga, they ignorin us, too!

Whiz: SHUT THE FUCK UP!



Adonis: Yo Eddings.. Uhh party with you huh? Buddy I think i'm gonna have to take a rain check, I seen the parties you drag yo' ass too.. as much as I enjoy costumes.. the village people ain't on my list.. you hearin' me? Besides.. ain't many girls at those parties.. and two halves don't make a 'hole' son! Ahaa!

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 11:53 AM
?????: This is my company. This is my money invested into it. So your TWE title doesn't matter here. To me, that title could be something you made out of cardboard and scribbled on. You'll have you prove yourself here

Mr. Smyth: Can I have your attention please? I have just received an email from the anonymous IWA owner. And I quote...

Torphy
09-26-2012, 11:56 AM
Darius: And yet you sound just like them.

Adonis: Malcolm sounds just like Malcolm son, and Malcolm sounds juuuuust fine, ain't that right ladies? Hell, ain't no surprise I sound like i'm from the Jersey Shore, those guys clearly imitatin' greatness... but imitation just ain't good enough man, there's only one Malcolm Adonis, anymore than that and our fine ass planet might have a sexual overload! Ohh yes oh yes!

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 11:58 AM
Adonis: Malcolm sounds just like Malcolm son, and Malcolm sounds juuuuust fine, ain't that right ladies? Hell, ain't no surprise I sound like i'm from the Jersey Shore, those guys clearly imitatin' greatness... but imitation just ain't good enough man, there's only one Malcolm Adonis, anymore than that and our fine ass planet might have a sexual overload! Ohh yes oh yes!

Darius: How about I just bust your mug with my championship, yeah? You are extremely cocky for a guy who has done nothing to make a name for himself.

The Tyndall Effect
09-26-2012, 11:58 AM
Adonis: Yo Eddings.. Uhh party with you huh? Buddy I think i'm gonna have to take a rain check, I seen the parties you drag yo' ass too.. as much as I enjoy costumes.. the village people ain't on my list.. you hearin' me? Besides.. ain't many girls at those parties.. and two halves don't make a 'hole' son! Ahaa!

Eddings: There are plenty of girls at parties I go to- which upsets me, suga.

Whiz: Not me!

Ice: Me either, bruh!

Whiz: Please tell me they ain't lesbos, Damian!

Eddings: No, why?

Ice: Well, cuz you is...

Whiz: SHUT UP, NIGGA!

Torphy
09-26-2012, 12:03 PM
Darius: How about I just bust your mug with my championship, yeah? You are extremely cocky for a guy who has done nothing to make a name for himself.

Adonis: Yo, my eyes are up here Darius.. oh wait, you said cocky, no co.. ahaa never can tell these days who's checkin' out my junk! Yeah, i'm cocky, got every damn right to be too son, when you look as fine as this you don't hide in the corner! You don't sit yo' ass down whilst lesser men get their fill, hell no! You stand yo' ass up, make yourself heard and do your job. That's what Malcolm does, now as for that fruity loop title belt you got there, that'd sooner give me a paper cut than a black eye pal. Now I know you feelin' me!

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 02:51 PM
Mr. Smyth: I've noticed the roster's average IQ has risen and I've just worked out why: where are those two halfwits Edwards & Ryder?

The Tyndall Effect
09-26-2012, 02:59 PM
Mr. Smyth: I've noticed the roster's average IQ has risen and I've just worked out why: where are those two halfwits Edwards & Ryder?

Eddings: Wait, those two are here too? Bitch, please! I'm done with them.

Whiz: You never started wit em!

Ice: Neither did we.

Whiz: Shut up, nigga!

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 03:09 PM
Eddings: Wait, those two are here too? Bitch, please! I'm done with them.

Whiz: You never started wit em!

Ice: Neither did we.

Whiz: Shut up, nigga!



Mr. Smyth: I stand corrected.

TTC
09-26-2012, 04:16 PM
Eddings: Wait, those two are here too? Bitch, please! I'm done with them.

Whiz: You never started wit em!

Ice: Neither did we.

Whiz: Shut up, nigga!



Ryder: Brock actually has quit wrestling.

BennyTheBall
09-26-2012, 04:49 PM
Ryder: Brock actually has quit wrestling.

Mr. Smyth: But how will the wrestling industry survive without the next big thing to carry it squarely on his shoulders?

bearkg88
09-26-2012, 08:10 PM
Ryder: Brock actually has quit wrestling.

????: This is one of the moments where if you went Woo Woo Woo, I wouldn't feel the need to shoot you...

TTC
09-26-2012, 08:15 PM
????: This is one of the moments where if you went Woo Woo Woo, I wouldn't feel the need to shoot you...
Ryder: Why you got to be hating on people, bro.

bearkg88
09-26-2012, 08:20 PM
Ryder: Why you got to be hating on people, bro.

????: That's because I'm the boss and that's what I do

TTC
09-26-2012, 08:22 PM
????: That's because I'm the boss and that's what I do
Ryder: And your name is?

bearkg88
09-26-2012, 08:25 PM
Ryder: And your name is?

????: You will find out soon enough Mr Woo Woo Man

TTC
09-26-2012, 08:28 PM
????: You will find out soon enough Mr Woo Woo Man
Ryder: We better know it!

Vandarius
09-26-2012, 09:20 PM
Everyone is gathered in the backstage area preparing for the first show when the lights start to flicker and the wide screen TV hanging from the wall turns on and flashes a white screen. Everyone looks at each other puzzled, and then the following picture appears on the screen ...

http://bp3.blogger.com/_5gkkOTLS3yM/SIDeVbxY9jI/AAAAAAAAAf0/QiS4VZ99HIo/s400/why-so-serious-the-dark-knight.jpg

the lights then stop flickering and the TV shuts off ...

CM Rock-Austin
09-26-2012, 10:47 PM
Jackson: Time to come in here and do what I couldn't get a chance on finishing in ICW.....becoming the world heavyweight champion!

TTC
09-26-2012, 10:56 PM
Jackson: Time to come in here and do what I couldn't get a chance on finishing in ICW.....becoming the world heavyweight champion!
Ryder: Says who, bro?

The Tyndall Effect
09-27-2012, 08:00 AM
Yo yo, everyone.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 08:02 AM
Yo yo, everyone.

Morning brother

The Tyndall Effect
09-27-2012, 08:03 AM
Morning brother

How goes it?

Torphy
09-27-2012, 08:04 AM
Yo yo, everyone.

Adonis: Haaaaay Eddings!

The Tyndall Effect
09-27-2012, 08:10 AM
Adonis: Haaaaay Eddings!

Eddings: Haaay Adonis!

Whiz: Don't listen to him, nigga- he fucking wit you.

Eddings: I wish!

Ice: Don't we fuck wit him like that too, though, bruh?

Eddings: I wish!

Whiz: Shut the fuck up, nigga!

Torphy
09-27-2012, 12:57 PM
Eddings: Haaay Adonis!

Whiz: Don't listen to him, nigga- he fucking wit you.

Eddings: I wish!

Ice: Don't we fuck wit him like that too, though, bruh?

Eddings: I wish!

Whiz: Shut the fuck up, nigga!

Adonis: Eddings, don't listen to these clowns son, they just got a stick up their asses because I won't endorse their Malcolm Adonis sex toys for ladies. Malcolm only has ONE sex toy fellas.. and y'all can't use it, you know what am sayin'!?

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 01:00 PM
Adonis: Eddings, don't listen to these clowns son, they just got a stick up their asses because I won't endorse their Malcolm Adonis sex toys for ladies. Malcolm only has ONE sex toy fellas.. and y'all can't use it, you know what am sayin'!?

I love the Malcolm Adonis character. I don't know why, but I think it's fantastic.

Shaz11
09-27-2012, 01:01 PM
Adonis: Eddings, don't listen to these clowns son, they just got a stick up their asses because I won't endorse their Malcolm Adonis sex toys for ladies. Malcolm only has ONE sex toy fellas.. and y'all can't use it, you know what am sayin'!?

That just made me crack the fuck up. Kudos to you Torphy.

Shaz11
09-27-2012, 01:02 PM
I love the Malcolm Adonis character. I don't know why, but I think it's fantastic.

I absolutely love Adonis and Mr. Smyth. Both are sick characters.

Torphy
09-27-2012, 01:02 PM
Thanks fellas ;)

The Tyndall Effect
09-27-2012, 01:53 PM
Adonis: Eddings, don't listen to these clowns son, they just got a stick up their asses because I won't endorse their Malcolm Adonis sex toys for ladies. Malcolm only has ONE sex toy fellas.. and y'all can't use it, you know what am sayin'!?

Out of respect to you, kind sir, I shan't IC in this thread for the remainder of the day. This was a masterpiece.

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 01:55 PM
Well done, Torphy - you've just killed this thread! :p

Torphy
09-27-2012, 03:39 PM
Well done, Torphy - you've just killed this thread! :p

I've still got a long way to go before I become a fed killer though, VHX owns that title! :P

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 03:44 PM
Adonis: Eddings, don't listen to these clowns son, they just got a stick up their asses because I won't endorse their Malcolm Adonis sex toys for ladies. Malcolm only has ONE sex toy fellas.. and y'all can't use it, you know what am sayin'!?

Darius yawns loudly.

Darius: Get new material, would ya?

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 03:46 PM
Darius yawns loudly.

Darius: Get new material, would ya?

​Mr. Smyth laughs at the irony.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 03:47 PM
​Mr. Smyth laughs at the irony.

Darius: Did you look in the mirror?

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 03:51 PM
Darius: Did you look in the mirror?

Mr. Smyth: I would engage you in conversation, but I know exactly where this is going. Instead, I shall refer you to a previous observation of mine:


Mr. Smyth: The method of Darius is as follows:

- Complain about bitching
- Talk about how good he is
- Over compensate for own insecurities
- Use a derogatory and ignorant insult
- Throw in gay jokes as a last measure when being outwitted by smarter people
- Repeat

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 03:53 PM
Mr. Smyth: I would engage you in conversation, but I know exactly where this is going. Instead, I shall refer you to a previous observation of mine:

Darius yawns ... Again.

Darius: You seriously just used material you used yesterday. Broken record, much?

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 03:54 PM
Darius yawns ... Again.

Darius: You seriously just used material you used yesterday. Broken record, much?

Mr. Smyth: What can I say, you're my inspiration.

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 04:06 PM
Mr. Smyth: No comeback, Darius? C'mon, son. You're the oh-so-powerful TWE champion. You must surely not want to walk away and lose yet another verbal exchange with me?

Torphy
09-27-2012, 04:45 PM
Mr. Smyth: No comeback, Darius? C'mon, son. You're the oh-so-powerful TWE champion. You must surely not want to walk away and lose yet another verbal exchange with me?

Adonis: Maaan you can't be too harsh on that boy Darius, Smyth. Poor little guy thinks his fruity loops title means he's the man around here, soon as he comes down from that sugar rush am sure he'll find himself a nice place to curl up 'n sleep. Besides, don't challenge him to another chitty chat, Malcolm's getting pretty tired of him scarin' away the ladies, know what am sayin'?

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 04:51 PM
Adonis: Maaan you can't be too harsh on that boy Darius, Smyth. Poor little guy thinks his fruity loops title means he's the man around here, soon as he comes down from that sugar rush am sure he'll find himself a nice place to curl up 'n sleep. Besides, don't challenge him to another chitty chat, Malcolm's getting pretty tired of him scarin' away the ladies, know what am sayin'?

Mr. Smyth: Well, he may leave, but his stench will remain. And, as a courtesy, it's not Smyth - it's Mr. Smyth.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 05:10 PM
The backstage lighting goes out, and the television plays the following video on the screen. All the guys stand and watch as the vignette rolls ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbiYwGOh1zU&feature=related

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 05:14 PM
The backstage lighting goes out, and the television plays the following video on the screen. All the guys stand and watch as the vignette rolls ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbiYwGOh1zU&feature=related

Darius: One of two things. Either the Joker has joined IWA, or we're all going to die.

Torphy
09-27-2012, 05:16 PM
Darius: One of two things. Either the Joker has joined IWA, or we're all going to die.

Adonis: I dunno about that.. but what I do know is that you gonna make one hell of a meat shield if some punk ass clown starts pointing guns up in here.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 05:18 PM
Adonis: I dunno about that.. but what I do know is that you gonna make one hell of a meat shield if some punk ass clown starts pointing guns up in here.

Darius: So you'd hide like a little bitch?

Torphy
09-27-2012, 05:42 PM
Darius: So you'd hide like a little bitch?

Adonis: Breakin' news right now! Malcolm Adonis is afraid of bein' shot! Hell, I ain't no Super ass Darius now am I? I don't have an impenetrable fortress fueled by ma' own delusions of grandeur. Y'all wanna bullet to the face then be my guest son, i'm too pretty to die.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 05:47 PM
Adonis: Breakin' news right now! Malcolm Adonis is afraid of bein' shot! Hell, I ain't no Super ass Darius now am I? I don't have an impenetrable fortress fueled by ma' own delusions of grandeur. Y'all wanna bullet to the face then be my guest son, i'm too pretty to die.

Darius: And that is why I'm the champion. I am not afraid of a damn thing

BennyTheBall
09-27-2012, 05:51 PM
Adonis: Breakin' news right now! Malcolm Adonis is afraid of bein' shot! Hell, I ain't no Super ass Darius now am I? I don't have an impenetrable fortress fueled by ma' own delusions of grandeur. Y'all wanna bullet to the face then be my guest son, i'm too pretty to die.

3216Fucking genius.

clrj3514
09-27-2012, 08:39 PM
Frankie Fletcher: IWA is about to get a dose of old school. All of you full-of-crap new school spot monkeys better prepare for THE BEST professional wrestler walking God's green earth today.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 09:19 PM
Frankie Fletcher: IWA is about to get a dose of old school. All of you full-of-crap new school spot monkeys better prepare for THE BEST professional wrestler walking God's green earth today.

Darius: You must be Fletcher ... The sink in the bathroom is clogged up, go get the hairball out of the drain, would'ya? Your pay is my presence. Be gone.

Vandarius
09-27-2012, 10:36 PM
Darius is going through a major character change. I introduce to you ... Psycho Darius.

Yes, there was reasoning behind the Joker videos I posted, here is why


Character Update:

Darius's new theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U45NfWSX-Vk&fb_source=message

Darius will now wear the following items for his entrance:
http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/UncleDearest/Dark_Knight_Joker_Resin_Mask.jpg
http://trenchcoatshq.com/wp-content/uploads/gothictrenchcoats.jpg

The Tyndall Effect
09-28-2012, 08:07 AM
The backstage lighting goes out, and the television plays the following video on the screen. All the guys stand and watch as the vignette rolls ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbiYwGOh1zU&feature=related

Bah gawd DOINK has joined IWA!

I'm late, I know, but I saw it and I just had to...

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 08:23 AM
Bah gawd DOINK has joined IWA!

I'm late, I know, but I saw it and I just had to...

OOC: LMAO hell nah man... :D

The Tyndall Effect
09-28-2012, 08:30 AM
OOC: LMAO hell nah man... :D
Hey, he had some charisma now... future HOF'er, that clown is!

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 08:35 AM
Hey, he had some charisma now... future HOF'er, that clown is!

OOC: ^^^ This is true.

Torphy
09-28-2012, 08:54 AM
OOC: ^^^ This is true.

You wanna know how I got these scars? I used to be a race driver named Braff Zacklin, and on one fateful day a baby carriage rolled out onto the track. I swerved to avoid the baby and crashed into a nearby tire wall, the car was engulphed by flames but the baby was unharmed... I was that baby!

That doesn't make any..

I'm Braff Zacklin!!

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 08:55 AM
You wanna know how I got these scars? I used to be a race driver named Braff Zacklin, and on one fateful day a baby carriage rolled out onto the track. I swerved to avoid the baby and crashed into a nearby tire wall, the car was engulphed by flames but the baby was unharmed... I was that baby!

That doesn't make any..

I'm Braff Zacklin!!

...

...

:confused: