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The Tyndall Effect
09-28-2012, 08:57 AM
...

...

:confused:
Right there with you bro.

BennyTheBall
09-28-2012, 09:03 AM
You wanna know how I got these scars? I used to be a race driver named Braff Zacklin, and on one fateful day a baby carriage rolled out onto the track. I swerved to avoid the baby and crashed into a nearby tire wall, the car was engulphed by flames but the baby was unharmed... I was that baby!

That doesn't make any..

I'm Braff Zacklin!!

Wheels and the Leg man.

Torphy
09-28-2012, 09:04 AM
It's a nonsensical story told by Roger the Alien from American Dad when explaining the back story for his tv character 'Wheels' :D

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 09:05 AM
Right there with you bro.

Lol yeah... that one kinda tossed me for a loop @Tyndall

...Um... good morning to you too Torphy...?

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 09:06 AM
It's a nonsensical story told by Roger the Alien from American Dad when explaining the back story for his tv character 'Wheels' :D

Oh, right! I remember now!

Sorry about that gentlemen... had a long night at work after I found out I was getting a promotion. Head's still reeling...

The Tyndall Effect
09-28-2012, 09:09 AM
It's a nonsensical story told by Roger the Alien from American Dad when explaining the back story for his tv character 'Wheels' :D

Now I recall it- don't care for American Dad too much, though- except the episode of the Rapture :D

Shaz11
09-28-2012, 11:46 AM
You wanna know how I got these scars? I used to be a race driver named Braff Zacklin, and on one fateful day a baby carriage rolled out onto the track. I swerved to avoid the baby and crashed into a nearby tire wall, the car was engulphed by flames but the baby was unharmed... I was that baby!

That doesn't make any..

I'm Braff Zacklin!!

American Dad is fuckin' sick.

The Tyndall Effect
09-28-2012, 02:07 PM
Just letting everyone know that, starting an hour from now, I won't be on until Tuesday, just so you all know! Cheers!

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 02:09 PM
American Dad is fuckin' sick.

I don't watch it too often, but it is enjoyable. Especially the Roger/Steve episodes!

@Tyndall: be safe bro - see you next week!

Shaz11
09-28-2012, 02:12 PM
I don't watch it too often, but it is enjoyable. Especially the Roger/Steve episodes!

@Tyndall: be safe bro - see you next week!

Agreed! Especially the one where they have to think of some porn movies, LOL.

Shaz11
09-28-2012, 02:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ZbM7ak8uw

LOVE THIS TRACK!

scribbler_jones
09-28-2012, 02:18 PM
Agreed! Especially the one where they have to think of some porn movies, LOL.

LMAO how about where they tried to shoot porno?

Vandarius
09-28-2012, 05:30 PM
Going hiking while sick ... Not one of my best ideas.

Shaz11
09-28-2012, 05:31 PM
Going hiking while sick ... Not one of my best ideas.

Copied off Facebook right? ;)

Vandarius
09-28-2012, 05:40 PM
Copied off Facebook right? ;)

ya.. i can barly move so ignore shitty typing

Shaz11
09-28-2012, 05:41 PM
ya.. i can barly move so ignore shitty typing

Haha don't worry mate. I understand what you're tryna say.

CM Rock-Austin
09-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Working on my promo, hopefully it is a good one!

CM Rock-Austin
09-29-2012, 03:01 AM
Sent my promo to Rehmix! :)

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 08:58 AM
Mr. Smyth sits in the board room, waiting for the IWA owner to arrive for a meeting.

Shaz11
09-29-2012, 09:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0bNOxBhgc

Lil Wayne kills this!

Shaz11
09-29-2012, 09:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0bNOxBhgc

Lil Wayne kills this!

Wrong thread, sorry guys.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 09:40 AM
Wrong thread, sorry guys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k

Shaz11
09-29-2012, 10:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k

Lool. I was supposed to post mine in the "What are you listening to" thread, but I posted in here by accident. Loool.

TTC
09-29-2012, 02:24 PM
Ryder: Where is everyone.

TTC
09-29-2012, 04:44 PM
Ryder: Anyone?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:23 PM
Ryder: Anyone?

Mr. Smyth pokes his head into the locker room, only see's Ryder, then leaves.

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:27 PM
Mr. Smyth pokes his head into the locker room, only see's Ryder, then leaves.
Ryder sees Mr. Smyth and goes after him.


Ryder: Hey, bro wait for me.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:28 PM
Mr. Smyth: Damn...

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:33 PM
Mr. Smyth: Damn...
Ryder: How you been?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:35 PM
Ryder: How you been?

Mr. Smyth: Splendiferous. How about you? How's your sex life?

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:37 PM
Mr. Smyth: Splendiferous. How about you? How's your sex life?
Ryder: Fine.... wait. What?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:43 PM
Ryder: Fine.... wait. What?

Mr. Smyth: Your sex life. How is it? Are you getting what you want out of it?

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:47 PM
Mr. Smyth: Your sex life. How is it? Are you getting what you want out of it?
Ryder: Great. And yours man?

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 05:48 PM
Darius: You all ... You sicken me. This company needs ... legitimacy ... And with you tools here, that is an achievement that will never be accomplished ...

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:48 PM
Ryder: Great. And yours man?

Mr. Smyth: Ask your mom.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:50 PM
Darius: You all ... You sicken me. This company needs ... legitimacy ... And with you tools here, that is an achievement that will never be accomplished ...

Mr. Smyth: Well...maybe...we should...take...a leaf out of...your book...and pause...between...every odd...word...and this company...would...be legitimate.

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:53 PM
Darius: You all ... You sicken me. This company needs ... legitimacy ... And with you tools here, that is an achievement that will never be accomplished ...
Ryder: Who you calling a tool?

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:53 PM
Mr. Smyth: Ask your mom.
Ryder: Bbbbuuuurrrrnnnnn!!!! Wait a second!

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:54 PM
Ryder: Bbbbuuuurrrrnnnnn!!!! Wait a second!

​Mr. Smyth waits.

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 05:55 PM
Mr. Smyth: Well...maybe...we should...take...a leaf out of...your book...and pause...between...every odd...word...and this company...would...be legitimate.

Darius: You mock me? You must have the intention span of the common rodent who lives off of crumbs and feces ... And from the smell of your putrid breath, it sure seems like it.

TTC
09-29-2012, 05:58 PM
​Mr. Smyth waits.
Ryder: Don't talk about Ryder momma like that.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:58 PM
Darius: You mock me? You must have the intention span of the common rodent who lives off of crumbs and feces ... And from the smell of your putrid breath, it sure seems like it.

Mr. Smyth: I don't need to mock you, Darius. You're such a half-wit that you end up undermining yourself. You even resort to pathetic insults that you probably heard on a school playground this week.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 05:59 PM
Ryder: Don't talk about Ryder momma like that.

Mr. Smyth: Don't blame me. I'm not saying your mom is easy, but I'm just the latest guy in the game of 'pass the parcel', if you catch my drift.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:01 PM
Mr. Smyth: Don't blame me. I'm not saying your mom is easy, but I'm just the latest guy in the game of 'pass the parcel', if you catch my drift.
Ryder: Ryder momma is a saint.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:03 PM
Ryder: Ryder momma is a saint.

Mr. Smyth: Ryder's momma has been biblical with so many men, it's like waving a stick in the Grand Canyon.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:05 PM
Mr. Smyth: Ryder's momma has been biblical with so many men, it's like waving a stick in the Grand Canyon.
Ryder: Go back to your gay-boy dramas.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:08 PM
Ryder: Go back to your gay-boy dramas.

Mr. Smyth: Wow, and I thought Brock Edwards lacked wit.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:09 PM
Mr. Smyth: Wow, and I thought Brock Edwards lacked wit.
Ryder: Well, he ain't here anymore.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:10 PM
Ryder: Well, he ain't here anymore.

Mr. Smyth: And good riddance, but his spirit seems to live on.

CM Rock-Austin
09-29-2012, 06:13 PM
Jackson: This is great!

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Mr. Smyth: And good riddance, but his spirit seems to live on.
Ryder: Or maybe you miss him. Hey I just meet you and this is crazy. But, I miss you baby, so come back baby.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:17 PM
Ryder: Or maybe you miss him. Hey I just meet you and this is crazy. But, I miss you baby, so come back baby.

Mr. Smyth: Ryder, you and I...it's never gonna happen. Just let it go.

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:17 PM
Mr. Smyth: I don't need to mock you, Darius. You're such a half-wit that you end up undermining yourself. You even resort to pathetic insults that you probably heard on a school playground this week.

Darius: Some ignoramuses never learn, do they? You act like a school playground bully, and harbor the IQ of one as well, so it only makes sense that you mock someone of a much more ... Brilliant stature, no? I mean, come on now ... We wouldn't want to make anyone ... Snap? Right?

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:18 PM
Mr. Smyth: Ryder, you and I...it's never gonna happen. Just let it go.
Ryder: I don't play for the other team.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:19 PM
Darius: Some ignoramuses never learn, do they? You act like a school playground bully, and harbor the IQ of one as well, so it only makes sense that you mock someone of a much more ... Brilliant stature, no? I mean, come on now ... We wouldn't want to make anyone ... Snap? Right?
Ryder: Shut it asswipe!

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:19 PM
Darius: Some ignoramuses never learn, do they? You act like a school playground bully, and harbor the IQ of one as well, so it only makes sense that you mock someone of a much more ... Brilliant stature, no? I mean, come on now ... We wouldn't want to make anyone ... Snap? Right?

Mr. Smyth: You know what, Darius? I'm starting to worry about you hanging around school playgrounds. Is this what this whole clown thing is about - so you can get closer to kids?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:20 PM
Ryder: I don't play for the other team.

Mr. Smyth: I'm willing to bet that in a spit roast, you'd be the one in the middle.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Mr. Smyth: I'm willing to bet that in a spit roast, you'd be the one in the middle.
Ryder: We all know that you roll like that, but wait for Eddings.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:22 PM
Ryder: We all know that you roll like that, but wait for Eddings.

Mr. Smyth: You are aware that insult is the equivilent of "I know you are, but what am I?"

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:24 PM
Mr. Smyth: You are aware that insult is the equivilent of "I know you are, but what am I?"
Ryder: Well,..... I know you are, but what am I?

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:25 PM
Mr. Smyth: You know what, Darius? I'm starting to worry about you hanging around school playgrounds. Is this what this whole clown thing is about - so you can get closer to kids?

Darius: Once more you only prove my point, Mr. Smyth. Your arrogance will be your downfall ... Especially when you tick off the wrong people ... Or person.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:26 PM
Ryder: Well,..... I know you are, but what am I?

Mr. Smyth: Well, since you have resorted to childish retorts, I should imagine that Darius would be very interested in you now.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Darius: Once more you only prove my point, Mr. Smyth. Your arrogance will be your downfall ... Especially when you tick off the wrong people ... Or person.

Mr. Smyth: Is that person going to be so ticked off that he'll squirt me in the face with water from a joke flower?

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Darius: Once more you only prove my point, Mr. Smyth. Your arrogance will be your downfall ... Especially when you tick off the wrong people ... Or person.
Ryder: Didn't I tell you to shut it.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:28 PM
Mr. Smyth: Well, since you have resorted to childish retorts, I should imagine that Darius would be very interested in you now.
Ryder: Ewwwwww!!!

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:30 PM
Ryder: Ewwwwww!!!

Mr. Smyth: Indeed.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:32 PM
Mr. Smyth: Indeed.
Ryder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K97pdv392DM

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:34 PM
Mr. Smyth: Is that person going to be so ticked off that he'll squirt me in the face with water from a joke flower?


Ryder: Didn't I tell you to shut it.

Darius: No, no, no ... But your blood could squirt from your throat if you'd like, and Ryder ... You have no say here, you are nothing more than a jobber.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:36 PM
Darius: No, no, no ... But your blood could squirt from your throat if you'd like...

Mr. Smyth: You seem like a sad clown. What happened? Did you not get your dream job at the circus? Are the kids birthday parties not going so well? Probably because word has gotten round that you're a bit...y'know...funny with kids.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:37 PM
OOC: Just wondering, is anybody getting offended by my IC'ing? If so, I apologise and I will move away from this line of conversation.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:38 PM
Darius: No, no, no ... But your blood could squirt from your throat if you'd like, and Ryder ... You have no say here, you are nothing more than a jobber.
Ryder: Says the guy who is a champ in development e-fed and not in a top e-fed.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:39 PM
Ryder: Says the guy who is a champ in development e-fed and not in a top e-fed.

Mr. Smyth: You tell him, Ryder. In fact, to solidify your point, you should show him your championship belts.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:39 PM
OOC: Just wondering, is anybody getting offended by my IC'ing? If so, I apologise and I will move away from this line of conversation.
Yes. NO. Wait. I'm confused.

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Ryder: Says the guy who is a champ in development e-fed and not in a top e-fed.

Darius: Wheres your championship, Ryder? Are you a six time ICW Insanity Champion? Are you the TWE World Champion? No. Shut your mouth before I put a permeation smile on that goofy face.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Yes. NO. Wait. I'm confused.

About what?

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Mr. Smyth: You tell him, Ryder. In fact, to solidify your point, you should show him your championship belts.
Ryder: Your right.

*Goes over to Darius and shows him his replica belts.*

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:41 PM
About what?
Everything Smyth saids or at least Ryder is.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:42 PM
Darius: Wheres your championship, Ryder? Are you a six time ICW Insanity Champion? Are you the TWE World Champion? No. Shut your mouth before I put a permeation smile on that goofy face.
Ryder: You see my replica belts?

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:42 PM
Ryder: Your right.

*Goes over to Darius and shows him his replica belts.*

Darius: Wanna see a magic trick?

*Darius grabs the plastic "championship and bends it in his hands, snapping it into two*

Darius: Now you have two.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:44 PM
Darius: Wanna see a magic trick?

*Darius grabs the plastic "championship and bends it in his hands, snapping it into two*

Darius: Now you have two.
Ryder: Thanks bro.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:44 PM
Darius: Wanna see a magic trick?

*Darius grabs the plastic "championship and bends it in his hands, snapping it into two*

Darius: Now you have two.

Mr. Smyth: Now that was just mean. Go and make it up to him and make him a giraffe from a balloon.

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:45 PM
Mr. Smyth: Now that was just mean. Go and make it up to him and make him a giraffe from a balloon.

Darius: I could cut the smile into your face instead.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:45 PM
Mr. Smyth: Now that was just mean. Go and make it up to him and make him a giraffe from a balloon.
Ryder: I like those.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:47 PM
Darius: I could cut the smile into your face instead.

Mr. Smyth: No need. Making fun of a hobo, kiddy fiddling clown is already putting a smile on my face.

Vandarius
09-29-2012, 06:48 PM
Mr. Smyth: No need. Making fun of a hobo, kiddy fiddling clown is already putting a smile on my face.

Darius: You have a strange addiction to children.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:51 PM
Darius: You have a strange addiction to children.

Mr. Smyth: I'm not the one dressed as Ronald McDonald.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:55 PM
Ryder: I'm trying to listen to Katy Perry over here.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 06:57 PM
Ryder: I'm trying to listen to Katy Perry over here.

Mr. Smyth: Then put some headphones on. In fact, shove a sock in yer gob too.

TTC
09-29-2012, 06:59 PM
Mr. Smyth: Then put some headphones on. In fact, shove a sock in yer gob too.
Ryder: Shut it woman.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:02 PM
Ryder: Shut it woman.

Mr. Smyth: Since Malcolm Adonis isn't currently trying to mount me like a lion, it's safe to say that I'm not a woman.

bearkg88
09-29-2012, 07:09 PM
Great ICing guys!

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:13 PM
Mr. Smyth: Since Malcolm Adonis isn't currently trying to mount me like a lion, it's safe to say that I'm not a woman.
Ryder: Touche.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:16 PM
Ryder: Touche.

Mr. Smyth: Any more moments of intellectual brilliance, or can I carry on with my day?

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:22 PM
Mr. Smyth: Any more moments of intellectual brilliance, or can I carry on with my day?
Ryder: Carry on, peasant.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:24 PM
Ryder: Carry on, peasant.

Mr. Smyth: Peasant? You're really struggling to stick to one gimmick, aren't you?

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:27 PM
Mr. Smyth: Peasant? You're really struggling to stick to one gimmick, aren't you?
Ryder: No, I'm just using this dictionary. *Picks up dictionary and shows it to Smyth.*

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:30 PM
Ryder: No, I'm just using this dictionary. *Picks up dictionary and shows it to Smyth.*

Mr. Smyth. Ah, I see. Can I see that?

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:35 PM
Mr. Smyth. Ah, I see. Can I see that?
Ryder: Sure. *Hands the dictionary to Smyth.*

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:37 PM
Ryder: Sure. *Hands the dictionary to Smyth.*

Mr. Smyth: Thanks. Wow, look at that - gullible is in here too.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder round the head with his own dictionary.

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:39 PM
Mr. Smyth: Thanks. Wow, look at that - gullible is in here too.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder round the head with his own dictionary.
Ryder: Give it back. Now!

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:41 PM
Ryder: Give it back. Now!

Mr. Smyth: I'm hoping this will knock some sense into you.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder again.

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:44 PM
Mr. Smyth: I'm hoping this will knock some sense into you.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder again.
Ryder: I will hit you.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:45 PM
Ryder: I will hit you.

Mr. Smyth: Woo woo woo.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder again.

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:49 PM
Mr. Smyth: Woo woo woo.

​Mr. Smyth twats Ryder again.
Ryder gives a kick to the jewels of Smyth.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 07:53 PM
Ryder gives a kick to the jewels of Smyth.

Mr. Smyth collapses on the floor, but gets back up after a while.

Mr. Smyth: Bad decision, Ryder.

TTC
09-29-2012, 07:54 PM
Mr. Smyth collapses on the floor, but gets back up after a while.

Mr. Smyth: Bad decision, Ryder.
Ryder: What are you going to do?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 08:07 PM
Ryder: What are you going to do?

Mr. Smyth nails The Rule, then applies the Texas Cloverleaf.

TTC
09-29-2012, 08:10 PM
Mr. Smyth nails The Rule, then applies the Texas Cloverleaf.
*In a painful tone of voice* Ryder: That's all you got?

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 08:12 PM
*In a painful tone of voice* Ryder: That's all you got?

​Applies more pressure.

TTC
09-29-2012, 08:14 PM
​Applies more pressure.
Ryder: I won't give up on the little bros.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 08:17 PM
Ryder: I won't give up on the little bros.

Mr. Smyth gets bored and lets Ryder go.

Mr. Smyth: I'm going home. You have yourself a terrific evening.

TTC
09-29-2012, 08:19 PM
Mr. Smyth gets bored and lets Ryder go.

Mr. Smyth: I'm going home. You have yourself a terrific evening.
Ryder crawling.


Ryder: That's all you got.















​Passes out for a few seconds.

BennyTheBall
09-29-2012, 08:22 PM
Ryder crawling.


Ryder: That's all you got.















​Passes out for a few seconds.

​Mr. Smyth grabs a pillow, places it under Ryder's head, puts One Direction on the stereo and exits the locker room.

TTC
09-29-2012, 08:27 PM
​Mr. Smyth grabs a pillow, places it under Ryder's head, puts One Direction on the stereo and exits the locker room.
*Whispering to himself softly.* Ryder: Fuck yeah!

KJ PUNK
09-29-2012, 11:41 PM
How's it goin IWA?

bearkg88
09-30-2012, 10:45 AM
Just a reminder, promos are due by friday. If you do not have your promo in the deadline you have no chance of winning in your match

TTC
09-30-2012, 12:39 PM
Ryder: WOOO WOOO WOOO!

CM Rock-Austin
09-30-2012, 01:37 PM
Jackson: Time to relax!

TTC
09-30-2012, 01:39 PM
Jackson: Time to relax!
Ryder: Sup, bro.

Vandarius
09-30-2012, 06:23 PM
Jackson: Time to relax!

Darius: You relax? Pathetic. You're career could be ended in the blink of an eye

TTC
09-30-2012, 06:25 PM
Darius: You relax? Pathetic. You're career could be ended in the blink of an eye
Ryder: Hey man, you need to lighten up a bit or a lot in your case.

Destruction
09-30-2012, 06:28 PM
May I ask why no tags are allowed?

Torphy
09-30-2012, 06:32 PM
May I ask why no tags are allowed?

Oh i've just noticed that myself, not got the foggiest.

TTC
09-30-2012, 06:33 PM
Someone add one for the lulz of it.

CM Rock-Austin
09-30-2012, 09:27 PM
Darius: You relax? Pathetic. You're career could be ended in the blink of an eye

Jackson: And I'm guessing you are the one to do that!? Ha, yea right!

clrj3514
10-01-2012, 09:17 AM
Frankie Fletcher: All of you "wrestlers" make me laugh. Watch some tape and learn how to do something besides hit each other with weapons & make empty threats. Let me know when you idiots think you know what wrestling is really about.

BennyTheBall
10-01-2012, 10:07 AM
Jackson: And I'm guessing you are the one to do that!? Ha, yea right!

Mr. Smyth: Be careful of him, Jackson. He's carrying a bucket of glitter.

Destruction
10-01-2012, 11:13 AM
*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

Schweizner: Do I have to?

Really?

What does that have to do with anything?

Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

Schweizner: IWA

Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*

clrj3514
10-01-2012, 11:15 AM
*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

Schweizner: Do I have to?

Really?

What does that have to do with anything?

Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

Schweizner: IWA

Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*

This is freaking hilarious.

Destruction
10-01-2012, 11:34 AM
This is freaking hilarious.

:D Glad you like him.

CM Rock-Austin
10-01-2012, 01:26 PM
*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

Schweizner: Do I have to?

Really?

What does that have to do with anything?

Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

Schweizner: IWA

Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*
Hahaha this is great!

Torphy
10-01-2012, 02:43 PM
*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

Schweizner: Do I have to?

Really?

What does that have to do with anything?

Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

Schweizner: IWA

Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*

Hahaha great gimmick ;)

Destruction
10-01-2012, 03:19 PM
Hahaha great gimmick ;)

Well Noah Phillps was my inspiration :D

Destruction
10-01-2012, 03:20 PM
Hahaha this is great!

Cheers CMRA :D

Torphy
10-01-2012, 03:31 PM
Well Noah Phillps was my inspiration :D

Haha I'm honoured then! Your guys seems a lot funnier though :D

Vandarius
10-01-2012, 03:37 PM
*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

Schweizner: Do I have to?

Really?

What does that have to do with anything?

Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

Schweizner: IWA

Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*

Darius: And I thought I was the psychotic one ... Interesting.

Destruction
10-01-2012, 03:38 PM
Darius: And I thought I was the psychotic one ... Interesting.

Layman: Excuse me!

EXCUSE ME!

I SAID EXCUSE ME!

Torphy
10-01-2012, 03:42 PM
Layman: Excuse me!

EXCUSE ME!

I SAID EXCUSE ME!

Malcolm Adonis: Oh heeeell no.. y'all just killed the mood boy! Go on ladies.. go home, ain't no way Malcolm can perform now..

Two ladies wander out of Adonis' locker room looking very unhappy.

Adonis: I hope you happy... y'all gone and ruined my night!

Adonis slams the door behind him.

Vandarius
10-01-2012, 04:12 PM
Layman: Excuse me!

EXCUSE ME!

I SAID EXCUSE ME!

Darius adjusts the TWE Championship on his shoudler

Darius: Rip ass?

Rehmix
10-01-2012, 06:15 PM
Darius adjusts the TWE Championship on his shoudler

Darius: Rip ass?

I just want to say that our promo is going to kick ass!

CM Rock-Austin
10-01-2012, 09:19 PM
I just want to say that our promo is going to kick ass!

Which one the AJ-Jackson-Fletcher one or the one with Malcolm cage, Darius, and etc.:p :D. (Assuming on the last one by the way.)

TTC
10-01-2012, 09:57 PM
Ryder: Sup all my bros?

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 10:21 PM
Ryder: Sup all my bros?

Sagittarius Blue: RYDER! What it do pimpin :D

TTC
10-01-2012, 10:31 PM
Sagittarius Blue: RYDER! What it do pimpin :D
Ryder: Nothing much. You?

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 10:34 PM
Ryder: Nothing much. You?

Sagittarius Blue: Taking a break... been studying some old tapes of wrestlers from the past. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Rey Mysterio from his old ECW days to name a few... I'm still learning the ways of pro wrestling, so I'm doing my homework so to speak.

TTC
10-01-2012, 10:38 PM
Ryder: Nothing much. You?

Sagittarius Blue: Taking a break... been studying some old tapes of wrestlers from the past. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Rey Mysterio from his old ECW days to name a few... I'm still learning the ways of pro wrestling, so I'm doing my homework so to speak.
Ryder: Cool. I'm on twitter right now.

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 10:45 PM
Ryder: Cool. I'm on twitter right now.

Sagittarius Blue: Oh, what's trending?

TTC
10-01-2012, 10:46 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Oh, what's trending?
Ryder: Matt Ryder. You know it!

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 10:50 PM
Ryder: Matt Ryder. You know it!

Sagittarius Blue: Should've known :D I haven't gotten a chance to hit my Twitter machine lately, been busy trying to study and keep Pisces Pink in line lol

TTC
10-01-2012, 10:54 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Should've known :D I haven't gotten a chance to hit my Twitter machine lately, been busy trying to study and keep Pisces Pink in line lol
Ryder: Don't worry about anything and relax, bro.

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 11:05 PM
Ryder: Don't worry about anything and relax, bro.

Sagittarius Blue: Maybe you're right. I just remember the last time she got in a fight... somebody laid hands on her, she didn't approve... the person got a concussion and twenty eight stitches from the whole thing. The bad part about it... the person was a six foot man.​

TTC
10-01-2012, 11:07 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Maybe you're right. I just remember the last time she got in a fight... somebody laid hands on her, she didn't approve... the person got a concussion and twenty eight stitches from the whole thing. The bad part about it... the person was a six foot man.​
Ryder: Sounds sssssiiiiiiccccckkkkk!

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 11:14 PM
Ryder: Sounds sssssiiiiiiccccckkkkk!

Sagittarius Blue: It totally was, bro. Pisces Pink was a tough bird before she got into the business. She came up on the streets, and cut her teeth on fighting grown ass men. Both of us tend to have... temper problems. But hers are... well, a little more... volatile.

TTC
10-01-2012, 11:20 PM
Sagittarius Blue: It totally was, bro. Pisces Pink was a tough bird before she got into the business. She came up on the streets, and cut her teeth on fighting grown ass men. Both of us tend to have... temper problems. But hers are... well, a little more... volatile.
Ryder: Let her take out her frustration by playing some Modern Warfare 3.

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 11:28 PM
Ryder: Let her take out her frustration by playing some Modern Warfare 3.

Sagittarius Blue: Lol I tried... she's not great at video games... but she loves watching me play them. Especially Battlefield 3, EA MMA, UFC Unleashed 3... and especially Mario and Legend of Zelda!

TTC
10-01-2012, 11:32 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Lol I tried... she's not great at video games... but she loves watching me play them. Especially Battlefield 3, EA MMA, UFC Unleashed 3... and especially Mario and Legend of Zelda!
Ryder: Fuck yeah, Mario!

scribbler_jones
10-01-2012, 11:40 PM
Ryder: Fuck yeah, Mario!

Sagittarius Blue: YA DAMN RIGHT! Mario = THE SHIT :cool: Especially Super Mario World!

TTC
10-01-2012, 11:58 PM
Sagittarius Blue: YA DAMN RIGHT! Mario = THE SHIT :cool: Especially Super Mario World!
Ryder: I like the old school Mario. Mario 64.

The Tyndall Effect
10-02-2012, 08:11 AM
I'm baaack!
And I will get right to work on my promos after my classes, so about 1030 to 1045 and from 1230 to 1300- I have other things to do (i.e., doctor's appointment, paperwork, etc.) after 1300, but I'll do what I can.

Rehmix
10-02-2012, 08:22 AM
Ryder: I like the old school Mario. Mario 64.
Cage: That ain't old school Mario you idiot!

Vandarius
10-02-2012, 09:45 AM
Alright guys. I do believe the show will be posted by the end of this week, but don't quote me on that.

(Now waitng to see who actually quotes it)

BennyTheBall
10-02-2012, 09:51 AM
...don't quote me...

Bollocks. I always get this wrong.

Looking forward to the show though.

Vandarius
10-02-2012, 09:56 AM
Bollocks. I always get this wrong.

Looking forward to the show though.

I do believe bear gets back today

Torphy
10-02-2012, 10:17 AM
I do believe bear gets back today

Sweet! Been plenty of time to get promos in so lets hope people haven't been resting on their laurels.

Vandarius
10-02-2012, 11:11 AM
Sweet! Been plenty of time to get promos in so lets hope people haven't been resting on their laurels.

I'm not sure if hes back yet from whatever he was doing but he'll be on soon enough

Destruction
10-02-2012, 11:23 AM
bear's back on the forth. So unless he's back early - sorry guys

bearkg88
10-02-2012, 02:23 PM
Vv?;D
bear's back on the forth. So unless he's back early - sorry guys

What he said. Im still waiting on promos anyways. A reminder, all promos are due by fri. Show shld go up sat or sun

CM Rock-Austin
10-02-2012, 06:45 PM
Jackson: Let's watch some TV while I relax *Turns on TV and finds that NCIS is on* Alright, one of my favorite shows is on, Yes!

Rehmix
10-04-2012, 12:15 AM
Jackson: Let's watch some TV while I relax *Turns on TV and finds that NCIS is on* Alright, one of my favorite shows is on, Yes!

Our stuff has been sent to Clrj for his final part and then it is done.

BennyTheBall
10-04-2012, 05:24 AM
Promo finalised, coloured, sexyfied and sent.

No_1eddiefan
10-04-2012, 01:29 PM
Promo finalised, coloured, sexyfied and sent.

This.

Guys, I don't often say this about my own work but this promo is awesome.

Torphy
10-04-2012, 01:53 PM
This.

Guys, I don't often say this about my own work but this promo is awesome.

Look forward to reading it, i'm not sure about my promo, felt it was too long for something outside of the main event, but i'll let others be the judge of it :)

No_1eddiefan
10-04-2012, 02:29 PM
Look forward to reading it, i'm not sure about my promo, felt it was too long for something outside of the main event, but i'll let others be the judge of it :)

Haha, Torphs- you always make long promos work bro ;)

Torphy
10-04-2012, 02:31 PM
Haha, Torphs- you always make long promos work bro ;)

Haha you should see the thing, it's gotta be like 2 posts long, and only contains about 25% of work i actually put in, 75% was my promo partner, totally tried to bury me :D Haha just kidding we worked together on it!

BennyTheBall
10-04-2012, 05:22 PM
This.

Guys, I don't often say this about my own work but this promo is awesome.

Ahem! Just your work, is it?

Bloody main eventers - taking the credit from us mid-carders. :p

clrj3514
10-04-2012, 05:29 PM
Alright my broskis, the Smith-Dixon-Fletcher promo is in to bear!

CM Rock-Austin
10-04-2012, 06:59 PM
Alright my broskis, the Smith-Dixon-Fletcher promo is in to bear!

Awesome!! :cool:

Vandarius
10-04-2012, 07:00 PM
Promo sent to bear! Show should be up this weekend bros!

Rehmix
10-04-2012, 07:04 PM
Alright my broskis, the Smith-Dixon-Fletcher promo is in to bear!

Promo sent to bear! Show should be up this weekend bros!

These are both good things. Can't wait to see them.

Vandarius
10-04-2012, 08:56 PM
Shameless advertising ... Check out my Youtube channel guys and my newest commentary of The Walking Dead :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1pr9-cafyM&feature=youtube_gdata

Destruction
10-05-2012, 01:53 AM
This.

Guys, I don't often say this about my own work but this promo is awesome.

You don't say that every week

But when you do - you say it twice in two different feds

NiallF96
10-05-2012, 02:08 AM
Speaking of awesome promos, I think mine and krysys' will be up there xD Can't wait till this show!!!

CricketTragic
10-05-2012, 07:24 AM
I think my promo is OK this week, what's the main event BTW?

Torphy
10-05-2012, 08:26 AM
I think my promo is OK this week, what's the main event BTW?

Not sure this information has been divulged, the show should be tomorrow or Sunday anyway.

The Tyndall Effect
10-05-2012, 08:29 AM
Have to say, I do like the promo work Des and I did- even if he did better than me. I also feel as if I half-assed the Eddings promo. Meh.

TTC
10-05-2012, 05:56 PM
Ryder: Who missed there favorite broski!?

scribbler_jones
10-06-2012, 02:49 AM
OOC: Sorry I haven't been around much lately guys - work is a killer. Working to resolve that little dilemma soon though... Playing a little catch up right now, what did I miss?

TTC
10-06-2012, 09:12 AM
Any update(s) on the show?

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 10:13 AM
Can't rush perfection.

TTC
10-06-2012, 10:14 AM
Can't rush perfection.
Or maybe you can.:):p

Vandarius
10-06-2012, 01:50 PM
Any update(s) on the show?

Quick update: Bear just sent me all the promos we have so far. I'm going to TRY to do the show with help from Shaz (hopefully) because Bear's laptop died on him. Since we've got all the promos, we only need to do matches. I have today and tomorrow off from work, I'm going to pick up my sister from work, record some videos from my channel then work on the show

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 02:09 PM
Quick update: Bear just sent me all the promos we have so far. I'm going to TRY to do the show with help from Shaz (hopefully) because Bear's laptop died on him. Since we've got all the promos, we only need to do matches. I have today and tomorrow off from work, I'm going to pick up my sister from work, record some videos from my channel then work on the show

How much bribe money do I have to part with for Smyth to win his match? ;)

Torphy
10-06-2012, 02:27 PM
Quick update: Bear just sent me all the promos we have so far. I'm going to TRY to do the show with help from Shaz (hopefully) because Bear's laptop died on him. Since we've got all the promos, we only need to do matches. I have today and tomorrow off from work, I'm going to pick up my sister from work, record some videos from my channel then work on the show

Take your time fella we've got no rush, no biggie if it doesn't happen.

TTC
10-06-2012, 02:29 PM
Take your time fella we've got no rush, no biggie if it doesn't happen.
No wrong. This is more important than real life.



Jk.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 02:37 PM
No wrong. This is more important than real life.

Mr. Smyth: I've never seen anyone so enthusiastic to job before.

TTC
10-06-2012, 02:37 PM
Mr. Smyth: I've never seen anyone so enthusiastic to job before.
Ryder:Who you talking to bro?

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 02:55 PM
Ryder:Who you talking to bro?

Mr. Smyth: Bro? Mr. Ryder, you're a white guy in 2012, not a black guy from 1994.

TTC
10-06-2012, 02:59 PM
Mr. Smyth: Bro? Mr. Ryder, you're a white guy in 2012, not a black guy from 1994.
Ryder: Are you trying to get racist with me?

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:02 PM
Ryder: Are you trying to get racist with me?

Mr. Smyth: So...because I mentioned the word 'black', I'm a racist?

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:05 PM
Mr. Smyth: So...because I mentioned the word 'black', I'm a racist?
Ryder: You know it!

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:09 PM
Ryder: You know it!

Mr. Smyth: Ah. A member of the PC brigade. Splendid.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:14 PM
Mr. Smyth: Ah. A member of the PC brigade. Splendid.
Ryder:I don't get it. What's the joke?

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:17 PM
Ryder:I don't get it. What's the joke?

Mr. Smyth: Never mind. Go back to playing with your Tamagotchi, Furbie, or whatever it is that kids play with these days.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:19 PM
Mr. Smyth: Never mind. Go back to playing with your Tamagotchi, Furbie, or whatever it is that kids play with these days.
Ryder:It's called an IPod.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:22 PM
Ryder:It's called an IPod.

Mr. Smyth: You pod? What's that, a board game?

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:29 PM
Mr. Smyth: You pod? What's that, a board game?
Ryder: You are old.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:33 PM
Ryder: You are old.

Mr. Smyth: Actually, no. I just wanted to see what it would be like to be in your shoes for a while. Ignorant stupidity is bliss, and is a nice change from the burden of intelligence that I possess. I almost envy you. Sadly, unlike you, I'll have to continue working for a living and never be able to claim benefits for being mentally disabled.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:34 PM
Mr. Smyth: Actually, no. I just wanted to see what it would be like to be in your shoes for a while. Ignorant stupidity is bliss, and is a nice change from the burden of intelligence that I possess. I almost envy you. Sadly, unlike you, I'll have to continue working for a living and never be able to claim benefits for being mentally disabled.
Ryder:At least I can wrestle. Bbbbbuuuurrrrnnnn!!!!

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Ryder:At least I can wrestle. Bbbbbuuuurrrrnnnn!!!!

Mr. Smyth: And yet, I'm higher up the card. Funny that.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:39 PM
Mr. Smyth: And yet, I'm higher up the card. Funny that.
Ryder: And you call me the idiot! Bitch! IWA hasn't even started yet.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:42 PM
Ryder: And you call me the idiot! Bitch! IWA hasn't even started yet.

Mr. Smyth: Maybe so, but lets face it: a hierarchy has already been established. You think of the likes of Kyojin, Shaz, Darius - reckon they're going to be considered the same level as you? Of course not. They'll all be on the top end of the card. Same as I. You on the other hand...well, I'm sure there's something we can get you to do while you curtain-twitching.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:45 PM
Mr. Smyth: Maybe so, but lets face it: a hierarchy has already been established. You think of the likes of Kyojin, Shaz, Darius - reckon they're going to be considered the same level as you? Of course not. They'll all be on the top end of the card. Same as I. You on the other hand...well, I'm sure there's something we can get you to do while you curtain-twitching.
Ryder: Please. You'll be lucky enough to make into the mid-card level.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:49 PM
Ryder: Please. You'll be lucky enough to make into the mid-card level.

Mr. Smyth: Ignoring the fact that a mid-card level is still considerably higher than what you'll ever achieve, you seem to forget who you're talking to. It matters not where I end up on the card, as it is irrelevant to me. IWA will become the latest business to end up in my ever increasing portfolio and when that happens, there is a chance that I may be cutting some staff.

TTC
10-06-2012, 03:52 PM
Mr. Smyth: Ignoring the fact that a mid-card level is still considerably higher than what you'll ever achieve, you seem to forget who you're talking to. It matters not where I end up on the card, as it is irrelevant to me. IWA will become the latest business to end up in my ever increasing portfolio and when that happens, there is a chance that I may be cutting some staff.
Ryder:Irrelevant to you. Bitch, please. you were just talking about being up in the card. Now it doesn't matter to you. You sir are the idiot.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 03:57 PM
Ryder:Irrelevant to you. Bitch, please. you were just talking about being up in the card. Now it doesn't matter to you. You sir are the idiot.

Mr. Smyth: Me stating the fact that I am considered higher up the card does not mean that I care about where I end up. I bought it up because it is apparently important to you, and mocking you is great fun. That, and the incessant name calling from you, just adds weight to everyone's opinion of Matthew Ryder: a child who shouldn't be playing with adults.

TTC
10-06-2012, 04:10 PM
Mr. Smyth: Me stating the fact that I am considered higher up the card does not mean that I care about where I end up. I bought it up because it is apparently important to you, and mocking you is great fun. That, and the incessant name calling from you, just adds weight to everyone's opinion of Matthew Ryder: a child who shouldn't be playing with adults.
Ryder: Who you calling Matthew?

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 04:15 PM
Ryder: Who you calling Matthew?

Mr. Smyth: It's your name. Halfwit.

TTC
10-06-2012, 04:16 PM
Mr. Smyth: It's your name. Halfwit.
Ryder: No it's not. It's Matt.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 04:21 PM
Ryder: No it's not. It's Matt.

Mr. Smyth: And Matt is short for Matthew.

TTC
10-06-2012, 04:23 PM
Mr. Smyth: And Matt is short for Matthew.
Ryder: Not for my name. My official name is Matt. Not Matthew.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 04:31 PM
Ryder: Not for my name. My official name is Matt. Not Matthew.

Mr. Smyth: Of course it is, Matthew.

TTC
10-06-2012, 04:33 PM
Mr. Smyth: Of course it is, Matthew.
Ryder: Go ahead and call me Matthew. I won't get pissed.

BennyTheBall
10-06-2012, 04:37 PM
Ryder: Go ahead and call me Matthew. I won't get pissed.

Mr. Smyth: Of course you won't, Matthew.

TTC
10-06-2012, 04:39 PM
Mr. Smyth: Of course you won't, Matthew.
Ryder: That's it I'm going to play One Direction.

CM Rock-Austin
10-06-2012, 06:13 PM
Jackson: Can't wait for my first match in IWA!!!

Vandarius
10-06-2012, 06:45 PM
Good news boys!

Working on the show, it should be up tonight or tomorrow!

TTC
10-06-2012, 06:51 PM
Good news boys!

Working on the show, it should be up tonight or tomorrow!
Like D.B. would say.

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
and
I'm The Tag Team Champions!

bearkg88
10-06-2012, 06:58 PM
Like D.B. would say.

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
and
I'm The Tag Team Champions!


No...no you are not

TTC
10-06-2012, 06:59 PM
No...no you are not
Yes!
Yes!
I'm The Tag Team Champions!

bearkg88
10-06-2012, 07:19 PM
So I am back from vacation, but earlier in the week, my laptop shit the bed. I had my buddy who is a tech wiz look at it, and the best thing to do is just buy a new one. Thing is, i don't have the money. I thought I wasnt going to have it till income tax time, but I am picking up a side job, doing siding for my boss, and shld get the money from that for a new laptop. Should take 3 to 4 weeks to get it. Vand is going to take the helm for now, but I will still be on helping where i can. Just wanted to let you all know I haven't abandoned ya. Ill be on in the next few weeks, but it'll be on my phone :/

CM Rock-Austin
10-06-2012, 08:24 PM
So I am back from vacation, but earlier in the week, my laptop shit the bed. I had my buddy who is a tech wiz look at it, and the best thing to do is just buy a new one. Thing is, i don't have the money. I thought I wasnt going to have it till income tax time, but I am picking up a side job, doing siding for my boss, and shld get the money from that for a new laptop. Should take 3 to 4 weeks to get it. Vand is going to take the helm for now, but I will still be on helping where i can. Just wanted to let you all know I haven't abandoned ya. Ill be on in the next few weeks, but it'll be on my phone :/
Awww damn that sucks well hope you get a good laptop bear when you do!

Vandarius
10-06-2012, 09:22 PM
SINCE I LOVE ALL OF YOU ...

I am going to stay up as late as I possibly can to finish the last few matches, and then get the show posted. I said it would be this weekend, and damn it, it will be!! This IS my first time posting a show, SO BEAR WITH ME! :D

It will either be up tonight, or tomorrow morning! Stay tuned!

TTC
10-06-2012, 10:01 PM
SINCE I LOVE ALL OF YOU ...

I am going to stay up as late as I possibly can to finish the last few matches, and then get the show posted. I said it would be this weekend, and damn it, it will be!! This IS my first time posting a show, SO BEAR WITH ME! :D

It will either be up tonight, or tomorrow morning! Stay tuned!

Hey you owe me one from you know where so PM I want to write.

Vandarius
10-06-2012, 10:27 PM
UPDATE

I don't think the show will go up tonight ... There is a lot I need to figure out before it goes up, but I DO have tomorrow off, so it WILL be up tomorrow at the latest if not tonight!

Vandarius
10-06-2012, 11:56 PM
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?25804-IWA-Offical-Show-Thread&p=646353#post646353

I have the first few things posted!! I'll have the rest tomorrow! ENJOY!!

CricketTragic
10-07-2012, 12:59 AM
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?25804-IWA-Offical-Show-Thread&p=646353#post646353

I have the first few things posted!! I'll have the rest tomorrow! ENJOY!!

A great start to IWA and to a great segment by kyojin and Mr Smyth, can't wait for the rest of the show

scribbler_jones
10-07-2012, 02:28 AM
A great start to IWA and to a great segment by kyojin and Mr Smyth, can't wait for the rest of the show

OOC: Agreed. Totally stoked for the rest!

Torphy
10-07-2012, 03:55 AM
Diggin the start to IWA! Really nicely done by Benny and Eddie, Kyojin progressing to the next round is gonna make it a lot harder for everyone else for sure!

Eagerly awaiting the next segments!

Vandarius
10-07-2012, 07:48 AM
I will be posting more in just a little while, I'm trying to speed up my computer, it takes way too long to start up, it is acting funny and I can NOT afford a new one! :P The show will be posted though :)

Torphy
10-07-2012, 07:52 AM
I will be posting more in just a little while, I'm trying to speed up my computer, it takes way too long to start up, it is acting funny and I can NOT afford a new one! :P The show will be posted though :)

I hope it doesn't go the way of Bears laptop matey, but good work with the show so far, keep it up! (Shaz too!)

Vandarius
10-07-2012, 07:55 AM
I hope it doesn't go the way of Bears laptop matey, but good work with the show so far, keep it up! (Shaz too!)

Nahh, its nothing serious like that, just too many things starting up I think. Just gotta clean it out a bit and probably do actual cleaning to the hardware!

Torphy
10-07-2012, 07:57 AM
Nahh, its nothing serious like that, just too many things starting up I think. Just gotta clean it out a bit and probably do actual cleaning to the hardware!

Ahh yes, I had similar problems when I had a lot of programs set to launch at start up, MSN, Steam, Origin, Kaspersky AV all fighting for processor power and my computer didn't like it one bit lol

Vandarius
10-07-2012, 08:05 AM
Ahh yes, I had similar problems when I had a lot of programs set to launch at start up, MSN, Steam, Origin, Kaspersky AV all fighting for processor power and my computer didn't like it one bit lol

I just bitch slapped Kaspersky and said GTFO my computer. Kaspersky was 95% of the problem. I uninstalled it and bam, its almost 70% faster already!

Torphy
10-07-2012, 08:08 AM
I just bitch slapped Kaspersky and said GTFO my computer. Kaspersky was 95% of the problem. I uninstalled it and bam, its almost 70% faster already!

Aye I found the same, will be sticking to AVG from now on as I find it doesn't stress my computer out as much.

Destruction
10-07-2012, 11:25 AM
I'm going to start things off on a negative note. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not keen on how IWA basically is ICW starting anew. The same commentators, the same authority figure, the briefcases won in ICW being carried over to IWA, hell - the only thing different about the name is championship has changed to association, and swapped places with wrestling. No doubt ICW was great, and Bear didn't want it to end, but I'm not keen on all the similarities. Just my opinion, and there still is time for my mind to change.

Positively though, it was a great show, awesome promos and matches all round :D

thejman93
10-07-2012, 11:28 AM
Great show, gents.

My criticism? Same as Des'. You're pigeon-holing yourselves.

TTC
10-07-2012, 11:32 AM
I'm going to start things off on a negative note. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not keen on how IWA basically is ICW starting anew. The same commentators, the same authority figure, the briefcases won in ICW being carried over to IWA, hell - the only thing different about the name is championship has changed to association, and swapped places with wrestling. No doubt ICW was great, and Bear didn't want it to end, but I'm not keen on all the similarities. Just my opinion, and there still is time for my mind to change.

Positively though, it was a great show, awesome promos and matches all round :D
You head it right on the nail my brother.

Torphy
10-07-2012, 11:33 AM
I guess there's no secret that IWA is going to be based largely around ICW, that's not a bad thing, ICW was a great fed.

Moving on, I thought that show was a cracker, the promos submitted by all were very well done and the match endings written by creative were exceptional too. A good job all round boys, keep it up!

Vandarius
10-07-2012, 11:40 AM
Not to sound mean, but you're all wrong!

IWA is NOT going to be ICW ... The whole point of the tournament is to not only crown a champ, but get new rivalries started, get new names to the top, etc.

We're only using ICW's old talents (Smokey, cruz, house, etc.) because everyone enjoyed their work and we wanted to keep it that way! But if in time, if you guys do want new commentators, gm, etc, we can talk it over and see what we can do! The first show was VERY ICW based, but things can change! Only time will tell ;P

Torphy
10-07-2012, 11:54 AM
Not to sound mean, but you're all wrong!

IWA is NOT going to be ICW ... The whole point of the tournament is to not only crown a champ, but get new rivalries started, get new names to the top, etc.

We're only using ICW's old talents (Smokey, cruz, house, etc.) because everyone enjoyed their work and we wanted to keep it that way! But if in time, if you guys do want new commentators, gm, etc, we can talk it over and see what we can do! The first show was VERY ICW based, but things can change! Only time will tell ;P

I stand corrected then. But back to the point at hand, congrats on a great show, I implore everyone to read it in full :)