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Poot-Hair
08-08-2012, 09:52 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen it's time.

Many of you know my backstory. I am a Marine who has served several tours of duty in both Iraq and Afghanistan and I was wounded by a roadbomb in Iraq March 5, 2011. 6 surgeries later on my right knee(as if I'm counting or anything) including having total knee replacement, I'm finally able to get around again--albeit with a small yet noticable limp. What many of you don't know is that had I not been injured, by this time I would have been training to be be a professional wrestler. It had been my dream since I was a child and I had every intention on beginning my training as soon as I got out of the military after this final tour as my military contract was due to expire later in the year.

The reason I tell you all this is to bring you to my point. When I first came to eWN, in August of 2011, I was fresh out of having Total Knee replacement surgery. I had no idea what an "e-fed" was much less what the heck went on in one, I just came here to read the main news stories and to blog. I quickly met a friend in Mr. Robert Woodward, better known as Rated_R(ob)KO to all of you, through blogging and he introduced me to JBW. I instantly fell in love I guess you can say.

I realized when I got injured that my dream of actually competing in a professional wrestling match was over. Knee replacement surgery limits you so drastically in movement that, as much as I would have wanted to, it was just physically impossible. That being said through JBW I was able to create a character and in a child like sense I was able to live at least a part of my dream of being a professional wrestler. It was fun, almost too much fun.

That fun however has become less and less in recent months. In fact until just recently it had been non existent. I just wasn't enjoying myself anymore but I kept hanging on due to a feeling that I somehow owed it to everyone to keep going. I just can't do it anymore, so it is with a heavy heart I announce my retirement from e-fedding.

Now people who know me on here know that I won't leave anyone hanging so here's the deal.

EWNCW: Thanks to Tommy Thunder and the crew over and EWNCW for taking me in and allowing me to be a small part of your show. You guys allowed me to be what I had wanted to be all along, a character in the show amongst characters. I've been having a blast and for that I'm truly thankful. You guys are soooooooo efficient with your shows that it's just crazy but in a good way. I just cannot do it as I can't put all of my heart into it. I will finish my obligations to you by finishing this program with Romulus and Seraphim, as long as it takes to give it the end that Mr. Thunder so desires as I'm sure he's got a full plan laid out already.

JBW: My home and my original Fed. Thanks to Kash, R(ob), and the rest of the Jabe crew for taking in a newcomer in me and allowing me to grow. You guys allowed me to in a small part live out a childhood dream that I'd never would have been able to do without you. For that I'll always be grateful. When I became a part of creative, it kind of killed alot of the fun out of it for me though. If I can give a little bit of constructive criticism it would be to not allow JBW to be the "one man rules all" fed that it's becoming and HAVE FUN AGAIN. Isn't that what all this is about in the end? You're not superman Ka$hy, don't be afraid to let folks help you :). I'll finish my obligations to you guys by helping finish SHOWDOWN! and helping out in any way I can to make Kingdom Come the jizz in your pants PPV that Jabe is so well known for. After KC though, that's it for the Poot-Hair.

Wow, this whole thing has turned entire too long...I apologize for that. I'll end all this by saying take care guys, and I love you all from the bottom of my very Pooty heart. Peace out.

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 10:08 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen it's time.

Many of you know my backstory. I am a Marine who has served several tours of duty in both Iraq and Afghanistan and I was wounded by a roadbomb in Iraq March 5, 2011. 6 surgeries later on my right knee(as if I'm counting or anything) including having total knee replacement, I'm finally able to get around again--albeit with a small yet noticable limp. What many of you don't know is that had I not been injured, by this time I would have been training to be be a professional wrestler. It had been my dream since I was a child and I had every intention on beginning my training as soon as I got out of the military after this final tour as my military contract was due to expire later in the year.

The reason I tell you all this is to bring you to my point. When I first came to eWN, in August of 2011, I was fresh out of having Total Knee replacement surgery. I had no idea what an "e-fed" was much less what the heck went on in one, I just came here to read the main news stories and to blog. I quickly met a friend in Mr. Robert Woodward, better known as Rated_R(ob)KO to all of you, through blogging and he introduced me to JBW. I instantly fell in love I guess you can say.

I realized when I got injured that my dream of actually competing in a professional wrestling match was over. Knee replacement surgery limits you so drastically in movement that, as much as I would have wanted to, it was just physically impossible. That being said through JBW I was able to create a character and in a child like sense I was able to live at least a part of my dream of being a professional wrestler. It was fun, almost too much fun.

That fun however has become less and less in recent months. In fact until just recently it had been non existent. I just wasn't enjoying myself anymore but I kept hanging on due to a feeling that I somehow owed it to everyone to keep going. I just can't do it anymore, so it is with a heavy heart I announce my retirement from e-fedding.

Now people who know me on here know that I won't leave anyone hanging so here's the deal.

EWNCW: Thanks to Tommy Thunder and the crew over and EWNCW for taking me in and allowing me to be a small part of your show. You guys allowed me to be what I had wanted to be all along, a character in the show amongst characters. I've been having a blast and for that I'm truly thankful. You guys are soooooooo efficient with your shows that it's just crazy but in a good way. I just cannot do it as I can't put all of my heart into it. I will finish my obligations to you by finishing this program with Romulus and Seraphim, as long as it takes to give it the end that Mr. Thunder so desires as I'm sure he's got a full plan laid out already.

JBW: My home and my original Fed. Thanks to Kash, R(ob), and the rest of the Jabe crew for taking in a newcomer in me and allowing me to grow. You guys allowed me to in a small part live out a childhood dream that I'd never would have been able to do without you. For that I'll always be grateful. When I became a part of creative, it kind of killed alot of the fun out of it for me though. If I can give a little bit of constructive criticism it would be to not allow JBW to be the "one man rules all" fed that it's becoming and HAVE FUN AGAIN. Isn't that what all this is about in the end? You're not superman Ka$hy, don't be afraid to let folks help you :). I'll finish my obligations to you guys by helping finish SHOWDOWN! and helping out in any way I can to make Kingdom Come the jizz in your pants PPV that Jabe is so well known for. After KC though, that's it for the Poot-Hair.

Wow, this whole thing has turned entire too long...I apologize for that. I'll end all this by saying take care guys, and I love you all from the bottom of my very Pooty heart. Peace out.

:( glad we were able to in part help you live out some of your dream. This saddens me but it's for the best. I hope to see you around Pooter!

Tommy Thunder
08-08-2012, 02:15 PM
While in part I knew this was coming, I'll also express my appreciation for your contributions to the e-fed section here. It's been fun having you on board in EWNCW, just a shame that it won't be a longer stint than it will be, since the character of Kayden James has a lot of potential and scope to work with.

I'll send you a PM soon regarding details of finishing up.

But simply put, your, well, uniqueness shall we say? Will be missed in the fed-threads.

Poot-Hair
08-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Wow, thanks for the sendoff guys. I'll miss e-fedding but I'll still be popping in from time to time. Glad to know I've impacted you, hopefully in a positive way. You guys are the only two to comment today so I'm guessing I've made more foes than friends here.

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 05:51 PM
Wow, thanks for the sendoff guys. I'll miss e-fedding but I'll still be popping in from time to time. Glad to know I've impacted you, hopefully in a positive way. You guys are the only two to comment today so I'm guessing I've made more foes than friends here.
I've been studying. I'll try to keep the creepiness alive here in your honor! Also no. You've made more friends than foes trust me Poot.

Poot-Hair
08-08-2012, 05:53 PM
I've been studying. I'll try to keep the creepiness alive here in your honor! Also no. You've made more friends than foes trust me Poot.Lol good! There needs to be a little creepiness around these parts to keep folks on their toes. There's only one Poot-Hair though :D

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 05:54 PM
Lol good! There needs to be a little creepiness around these parts to keep folks on their toes. There's only one Poot-Hair though :D
But of course!

SilverGhost
08-08-2012, 05:58 PM
Poot bro. We all wish you the very best man. Keep fighting hard! We will really miss the craziness you bring to us.

AirBourne
08-08-2012, 06:39 PM
Poot, while we never really talked for long and never really worked together, it was a pleasure seeing your presence around EWN, and in the limited time in EWNCW. I know what it's like to have a knee replacement, I had it on my right knee at 17, and it's been nearly two years since, from a freak football accident. But I feel your pain and wish you all the best man, it was fun having you around.

eyehatecena
08-08-2012, 09:00 PM
I've missed your sig pic AirBourne

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 01:36 AM
Sad to see you go Poots, you were a cool guy to talk to and an all around creepy bastard but that's what made you Poot. Am bummed I never got a chance to work with you but if you ever come out of retirement be sure to let me know so I can have Jason Alexander or any of my other guys kick your sorry ass all across eWN. ;)

Keep in touch and may you enjoy your time away from e-fedding, if not the door is always for you to come right back. You know that.

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 08:00 AM
I'll most likely just go to prowling the forums again like I did before I joined Jabe. Also I've got in mind a few blogs I can do. I'm not saying i'm forever done with e-fedding but a vacation is definitely needed.

Thanks again guys.

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-09-2012, 08:32 AM
Meh. I've known this for at least a few months now. I don't mind. I won't miss you. I have your cell, PM to you here and smoke signals. I'm sure others will miss you though that can't talk to you like I can. Thanks for all the kind words though my dude.

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 09:10 AM
Meh. I've known this for at least a few months now. I don't mind. I won't miss you. I have your cell, PM to you here and smoke signals. I'm sure others will miss you though that can't talk to you like I can. Thanks for all the kind words though my dude. Oh..that hurt me...deep down in my loins. MUH LOINS!!! >_<.

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-09-2012, 09:13 AM
Oh..that hurt me...deep down in my loins. MUH LOINS!!! >_<.

Hmmm... I thought in the south WHITE is right? Heh.

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 09:31 AM
Hmmm... I thought in the south WHITE is right? Heh.Unfortunately it seems in the south brown has the crown. Not dissing but many of them "no speaky" and even more of them "no legally"

Rated_R(ob)KO
08-09-2012, 09:41 AM
Unfortunately it seems in the south brown has the crown. Not dissing but many of them "no speaky" and even more of them "no legally"

Dear sweet Cthulhu, BOY!! Did you read what I wrote in white or not? Sheesh!! :)

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 09:48 AM
Dear sweet Cthulhu, BOY!! Did you read what I wrote in white or not? Sheesh!! :)I did just then >_<. Yer such a sweetie pie W(ob)bie. Now come 'ere and lemme pinch those cutie patootie cheeks of yers :D

thejman93
08-09-2012, 10:49 AM
Pooter, my man, I'm definitely sad to see you go. You've helped me out a ton in getting used to being on Jabe creative and I'm grateful for that. :)

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 11:12 AM
Unfortunately it seems in the south brown has the crown. Not dissing but many of them "no speaky" and even more of them "no legally"
Yo resiento eso! Ahora déjame ir a brincar la frontera.

thejman93
08-09-2012, 11:31 AM
Yo resiento eso! Ahora déjame ir a brincar la frontera.

I'm not up on my espanola' but I can't imagine this was a positive comment. :D

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 11:36 AM
I'm not up on my espanola' but I can't imagine this was a positive comment. :D
Translation: I resent that! Now excuse me while I go hope a border ;) lol

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 11:49 AM
Yo resiento eso! Ahora déjame ir a brincar la frontera.Lol "I resent that, now let me go jump the border." Lol. Estory apprendiendo espanol. No soy bueno, pero entiendo que algunos :D

thejman93
08-09-2012, 11:51 AM
Lol "I resent that, now let me go jump the border." Lol. Estory apprendiendo espanol. No soy bueno, pero entiendo que algunos :D

HEY! Speak in a language I can understand, you bastards. :D

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 11:56 AM
HEY! Speak in a language I can understand, you bastards. :DTranslation: I am learning spanish. I am not good but I understand some.

I first started learning spanish in Iraq. I usually can almost hold a conversation but there's still alot I don't know.

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 11:58 AM
HEY! Speak in a language I can understand, you bastards. :D
Je suis parle le français

CM Rock-Austin
08-09-2012, 04:39 PM
You will be miss Poot even though we haven't talked or worked together in the feds, you still made me laugh a few times with your strange comments lol. Hope you enjoy your vacation! :D

Grind_Bastard
08-09-2012, 05:41 PM
Well, Poots, ity's beeen a short time we've been e-fed partners, but it has been a blast. Enjoy your break, and if you come back one day, we have to make the James-carlin feud, it'll be over the top!

chunkkynutzzz
08-11-2012, 01:05 PM
Good Luck with All You Do In LiFe

Poot-Hair
12-01-2012, 12:14 PM
Okay guys, sorry to dig this thread up out of the gutters but I felt it essential since this really is my goodbye. My internet has completely crapped on me at the house, and I'm not sure when it'll be back on. (Big thanks for my brother allowing me to run off his mobile hot-spot to type this!)

I have officially finished up with JBW (with no hard feelings on my end, but it was for the best that I get out when I did) and EWNCW (big thank to Tommy Thunder, Grind, and the 'CW crew for all they did!).

My only hold up here is my characters in the recently created BITW by the wonderful duo of Uncle Ka$h and R(ob). I regret to inform you guys that I'm not going to be able to follow through on my created characters. Due to my recent internet shartings, I don't know when I'm going to be back and I don't want to be the hold up for y'alls first show.

R(ob) if you choose to you can keep my character in WAR-LOCK and ghost write for him. You have my basic backstory for the character, and I'm sure you can do an excellent job in finishing out the story.

As far as Elliott Bonebreak is concerned, I know he's in BITW I: Kingdom Come and I don't want to pull him out of that match because there is a good chance that it's already been written and put together. So what I propose doing is keeping that match and writing him off in a timely fashion. (P.S. Use Metallica-Saint Anger as his theme music for his first and only match. You guys already have his bio and such in your pm so go off of that if need be)

Again I'm sorry guys but I wish there was some other way to do this. In all seriousness it's probably for the best that I go now anyways since I've got a baby on the way in 7 weeks or less and my time would have been greatly diminished for fedding. I apologize for anyone that this effects but I don't see any other way.

A last order of business before I part;

WrestlingFan and Bearkg: I'm so so sorry I didn't get to do an IC and OOC of "Inside the Tights". I think that it would have been a blast to share my story with everyone. I hope to be given the oppurtunity again down the line once everything straightens out.

HolyJose, JMan, Silverghost, TDA, you guys make fedding fun and regardless of past disagreements with some of you, you guys are some of the best fedders we have. Keep at it!

Semper Fidelis--ALWAYS Faithful and much love
Poot

thejman93
12-01-2012, 12:24 PM
'preciate the kind words, bro. We've had our run ins, but you'll always be a good guy in my eyes. Keep in touch, bud.

Tommy Thunder
12-01-2012, 12:50 PM
No, thank YOU sir! Was great to have you in EWNCW, you and Grind created a fantastic feud in such a small space of time, one of the best in recent times IMO.
Good luck to you and your family with a little one on the way, and hope you can come back in due time!