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WilloTron
07-12-2012, 02:18 PM
The worst referee in pro wrestling! All his over-exaggerated hand and arm movements get right on my tits. I mean what the hell is he doing?

Does anybody share my view or am i alone in being anti-Brian Hebner?

WeDominate99
07-12-2012, 02:46 PM
The worst referee in pro wrestling! All his over-exaggerated hand and arm movements get right on my tits. I mean what the hell is he doing?

Does anybody share my view or am i alone in being anti-Brian Hebner?

who is brian hebner ?

Tommy Thunder
07-12-2012, 02:54 PM
What's a "melt"?

Krysys
07-12-2012, 02:59 PM
What's a "melt"?

I'm with you on this...

Asherdelampyr
07-12-2012, 03:00 PM
What's a "melt"?
I clicked on this just to find that out
I am disappointed

tupelojoe81
07-12-2012, 03:00 PM
how does his arm movements get on your tits?

Amerinaine
07-12-2012, 03:01 PM
So confused......

tchocky360
07-12-2012, 03:01 PM
how does his arm movements get on your tits?

It's prob only Hebner's hands that get on his tits, the arms just help the hands get there

kersh
07-12-2012, 03:02 PM
here you go a MELT!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UrZgvIrwUc

K2Jelly
07-12-2012, 03:04 PM
It's a referee, dude. Not exactly the focal point of a match. No need to get upset.

MachoManFan
07-12-2012, 03:06 PM
I thought melt was a good thing, like "he makes me melt", in which case I have to disagree.

Cabers
07-12-2012, 03:13 PM
As in you melt when you see him? Whatever your into ;) Go get him tiger!

MrzigglesFTW!
07-12-2012, 03:16 PM
I thought this was about Madison Rayne's ongoing storyline as in 'he makes me melt' but im thinking of the wrong Hebner aren't i?

tchocky360
07-12-2012, 03:19 PM
I thought this was about Madison Rayne's ongoing storyline as in 'he makes me melt' but im thinking of the wrong Hebner aren't i?

His face does look a bit melty after a long match. Poor Earl, he works hard.

akbar
07-12-2012, 03:25 PM
I think his a good referee.

Dennis
07-12-2012, 03:40 PM
Worst. Thread. Ever.

Asherdelampyr
07-12-2012, 03:41 PM
Worst. Thread. Ever.

not even close

seriously, go read the trash pile some time, this isn't even bottom 5.

thedag
07-12-2012, 03:44 PM
melt = idiot.

Dennis
07-12-2012, 03:50 PM
not even close

seriously, go read the trash pile some time, this isn't even bottom 5.
I'm afraid to read something that bad hahaha

Asherdelampyr
07-12-2012, 03:56 PM
I'm afraid to read something that bad hahaha

it's kinda hilarious
and Dag, thanks for clearing that up :)

K2Jelly
07-12-2012, 03:57 PM
I'm afraid to read something that bad hahaha

Believe me, it's worth the read. :)

kersh
07-12-2012, 04:10 PM
this thred aint that bad.

plus ive added cooking tips for you all to try

CobraNightviper
07-12-2012, 04:12 PM
hmmm is this about Earl's son being a dumbass or something?

Darkside Ron Garvin
07-13-2012, 12:05 AM
Okay So I have learned today that a "absolute melt" isn't a new sandwich being put out by Jack in the Box.

I learned Someone can literally AND figuratively "get on your tits".

And I learned that a ref doing thier part with exaggerating hand gestures can not only make them a "melt" but have them "get on your tits" all in one fail swoop...

And hate on Brian all you want, but what other ref do you know that has such dedication to his company that he color coordinates his Shoes to match the Ring Banner? That dude is Impact 4 LIFE (sorry, just finished watching Halloween Havoc 1998)

WilloTron
07-13-2012, 10:12 AM
A melt is a prick basically and i've thought this since the days when he was in WWE. Getting on my tits meaning that he gets on my nerves. But yeah the only good thing about him is that he colour co-ordinates his trainers to the ropes.

PSOjedi
07-13-2012, 11:18 AM
The worst referee in pro wrestling! All his over-exaggerated hand and arm movements get right on my tits. I mean what the hell is he doing?

Does anybody share my view or am i alone in being anti-Brian Hebner?
You're right, He is awfull and always have been.

Darkside Ron Garvin
07-21-2012, 04:29 PM
I have PROOF that Brian is not a Total Melt!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HBgeE3xt9M

Watch from 01:00 until 01:12 and you will see that not only is Brian loyal to his Impact company by wearing his trademark, ring skirt matching, blue sole shoes... But he friggin saves JB's life!

A man who rescues the one and only JB from total destruction can't be a total melt :D

ScottishWrestlingFan
07-21-2012, 07:29 PM
If you're paying attention to the ref, the in-ring work of the talent must be boring you to tears.

Darkside Ron Garvin
07-21-2012, 10:07 PM
If you're paying attention to the ref, the in-ring work of the talent must be boring you to tears.


OR

The value of Talent is so great on the show that even the refs are worth paying attention too since the men in black and white are far more entertaining than what you see on Mondays and Fridays... You see what I did there sport? :D

Either way, my point has been proven. Hebner is not a complete melt, so you should get him off your tits immediately