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Rich Cranium
11-07-2010, 11:31 AM
Yes, it another Randy "Baby-oil" Orton/Viper thread. Which gimmick do you like better out of the Viper and the Rattlesnake Stone Cold? Who would win in the squared circle?

Iron Ape
11-07-2010, 11:36 AM
I'm guessing the winner would be whoever management dictates.

jcagosto
11-07-2010, 12:39 PM
LOL @ Iron Ape. Stone Cold character is far better than Orton's. At least IMO.

Scottland
11-07-2010, 12:52 PM
Yes, it another Randy "Baby-oil" Orton/Viper thread. Which gimmick do you like better out of the Viper and the Rattlesnake Stone Cold? Who would win in the squared circle?

Who would win? That's significantly depends on several things but that's another story. As far as gimmicks? Stone Cold's gimmick was used to perfection during his 3 year run against McMahon (1998-2000) but then around 2001 (practically when The Rock became the face of the company) through 2003/2004 it went back & forth throught the remainder of his career on how his gimmick was used & miss used. As for Orton, I think Orton's gimmick could be used even better as I really don't think they have hit his gimmick fully-on. Of course, the PG rating may have something to do with that (Orton would have fit better in the Attitude Era in terms of his persona) but I think putting him as a tweener was the right move let alone having him just RKO anyone in sight is also a good move but if they plan on making Orton the face of the company there is a few tweeks in his gimmick that could put Orton to even a bigger level then were he is. They just need to look back on Austin's gimmick as there is a few things from that gimmick that would work with Orton's gimmick as well. But it all comes down to the scripting & truth be told, I don't have high hopes with guys like Gerwitz & Hayes as the top writers. Gerwitz seems to have lost his touch since the end of the Attitude Era & Hayes...well, he's still stuck in the 80's with his writing style but I will give him credit he works with Edge's character well.

FaceOfSpades
11-07-2010, 01:31 PM
maybe randy orton should grow some facial hair. maybe he should wear knee braces. how bout a vest? put a little fat on his body? talk more like a human instead of a programmed robot? drink a few beers? stay in the house for about two weeks so his skin may lighten up? wear light blue tight shorts or jeans to open the show? have some glass shatter before his theme starts? ask the crowd for a hell yea? maybe he should tweak his name to hot tempered randy orton? should he do the seemingly impossible and wear no baby oil? AND grown his underarm hair out?

IMO there is still no comparison in stone cold and randy orton. act like him all you want when i see randy orton i dont think *stone cold*. maybe it was the transition/transformation. i could believe the ringmaster turning into stone cold. if stunning steve austin turned into stone cold all in 5 years IN THE WWE right before my eyes i would not have believed in it. but the story behind stunning steve from wcw to ecw to wwf plus his real life anger with wcw was believable. stone cold actually seemed like a fed up redneck pissed at everybody.

Bodom
11-07-2010, 01:35 PM
I'm guessing the winner would be whoever management dictates.

Iron Ape one-liner #100

Rich Cranium
11-07-2010, 01:40 PM
IMO there is still no comparison in stone cold and randy orton. act like him all you want when i see randy orton i dont think *stone cold*. maybe it was the transition/transformation. i could believe the ringmaster turning into stone cold. if stunning steve austin turned into stone cold all in 5 years IN THE WWE right before my eyes i would not have believed in it. but the story behind stunning steve from wcw to ecw to wwf plus his real life anger with wcw was believable. stone cold actually seemed like a fed up redneck pissed at everybody.

A+ for: 114

FaceOfSpades
11-07-2010, 01:52 PM
A+ for: 114

appreciated

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 02:05 PM
randy orton, should he do the seemingly impossible and wear no baby oil?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntsig8RcAA


muuuuhahahahahahahaha
U MAD???
I know Scottland isnt, the more http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXmLhMRu6Nx10xclvSQnxXPQ3zPtSwn CcD-j__7RjSXWZuDVQ&t=1&usg=__3SfClvt75V0LuPkFT_5Tkd8aHsQ= the better, isnt that what you always say?

Scottland
11-07-2010, 02:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntsig8RcAA


muuuuhahahahahahahaha
U MAD???
I know Scottland isnt, the more http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXmLhMRu6Nx10xclvSQnxXPQ3zPtSwn CcD-j__7RjSXWZuDVQ&t=1&usg=__3SfClvt75V0LuPkFT_5Tkd8aHsQ= the better, isnt that what you always say?

Dude, you are so lame that it's laughable. It's just amazing...it truly is...

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 02:29 PM
Dude, you are so lame that it's laughable. It's just amazing...it truly is...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQI5TAQ1qnRfYc-ZxOa6LwOV2pfR8KtTxlOxIyf1k08Yqi9KQc&t=1&usg=__tn9FwibggJsq4rvnHIWwHstdp7E=

U MAD????

Robstar
11-07-2010, 02:47 PM
For fuck sake, can we just for once try discussing Randy friggin Orton without it degenerating into an attachment war? ;)

If the worst thing about Orton is his baby oil issues then I'm fine with that. If I had his body, I'd be lubing it up too......wait, that didn't sound right....;x

I don't like to compare the two really - aside from the snake-esque nicknames, they are vastly different characters. It's probably the worst trait of the wrestling fan that we are constantly bringing up comparisons to long gone wrestlers. There always has to be the "new Hogan" or "new Rock". It's complete horseshit and not a healthy approach if you want to encourage the industry to grow. Real talk people.

DAM U!!!!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 02:54 PM
If I had his body, I'd be lubing it up too

Oh my, I think we learned something new today about Robstar.

Robstar
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNVgdP27qshcstOxUtnHQix30WYRkEE s2c8sqo_XXMaGruZ6w&t=1&h=169&w=165&usg=__locWb4t5zArVgekFLZBkvg9z7_8=

muuuuhahahhaah
U MAD???

Robstar
11-07-2010, 02:56 PM
Oh my, I think we learned something new today about Robstar.

Robstar
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNVgdP27qshcstOxUtnHQix30WYRkEE s2c8sqo_XXMaGruZ6w&t=1&h=169&w=165&usg=__locWb4t5zArVgekFLZBkvg9z7_8=

muuuuhahahhaah
U MAD???

Stop taking pics of me!

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Oh my, I think we learned something new today about Robstar.

Robstar
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNVgdP27qshcstOxUtnHQix30WYRkEE s2c8sqo_XXMaGruZ6w&t=1&h=169&w=165&usg=__locWb4t5zArVgekFLZBkvg9z7_8=

muuuuhahahhaah
U MAD???

You and Rob are made for each other.

Bam
11-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Both of them are boring in the ring. Only one out of the two have exceptionally good mic skills an that is Stone Cold. Randy is only good at being slippery like a used condom.

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:00 PM
Randy is only good at being slippery like a used condom.

That is a strange way in putting things there Bam.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 03:04 PM
Randy is only good at being slippery like a used condom.

Bam, thank you for the visual. I have the perfect pic to use but I'm in fear of getting banned, so I think I will leave this one alone and just move on. Its best for everyone trust me.;)

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:06 PM
Bam, thank you for the visual. I have the perfect pic to use but I'm in fear of getting banned, so I think I will leave this one alone and just move on. Its best for everyone trust me.;)

-wields the Ban Hammer- xD

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 03:12 PM
-wields the Ban Hammer- xD
SilverGhost
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJn1CZ0ogWa_84HuF87dW_a306WREZm cLj0kCYE2zfplgOWHw&t=1&usg=__jYvdxV3K3B85jovCJq2L6sBLWdA=

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:15 PM
SilverGhost
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJn1CZ0ogWa_84HuF87dW_a306WREZm cLj0kCYE2zfplgOWHw&t=1&usg=__jYvdxV3K3B85jovCJq2L6sBLWdA=

http://gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-UserFiles/00-00-36-50-71-Attached+Files/7824.ban_5F00_hammer.jpg

El_Dandy_LWO
11-07-2010, 04:19 PM
SilverGhost
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJn1CZ0ogWa_84HuF87dW_a306WREZm cLj0kCYE2zfplgOWHw&t=1&usg=__jYvdxV3K3B85jovCJq2L6sBLWdA=

That guy has tiny feet....why god why

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 04:29 PM
That guy has tiny feet....why god why

infinite wisdom
You know what they say about a man with small feet. He has to buy small shoes.

muuuhahahahhhahah
U MAD???

SaberToothTigerz
11-07-2010, 06:05 PM
randy is just epic why is that?
here's why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiEzS2AxMM&feature=related

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 06:12 PM
randy is just epic why is that?
here's why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiEzS2AxMM&feature=related

Randy Orton isn't Epic, this little kid is EPIC!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt3so8aP_Q
if your wondering what Randy said and I QUOTE "punk MF'er"
Randy Orton was mad. U MAD???

infinite wisdom
عمل متقن الرجل الصغير

SaberToothTigerz
11-07-2010, 06:16 PM
Randy Orton isn't Epic, this little kid is EPIC!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt3so8aP_Q
if your wondering what Randy said and I QUOTE "punk MF'er"
Randy Orton was mad. U MAD???

infinite wisdom
عمل متقن الرجل الصغير

*yawn*
I've seen that hundreds of times

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 06:23 PM
*yawn*
I've seen that hundreds of times

Dont tell me your addicted to sniffing the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwwza2rpAC_14UQeITAKccZP9uuVdT DjHktu0mK-4AT044JI&t=1&usg=__QW774jjM6QVv_21_kkwzYplf6uE= along with Scottland. I'm not sure if there is a 12 step program for that.

U MAD???

Scottland
11-07-2010, 08:17 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQI5TAQ1qnRfYc-ZxOa6LwOV2pfR8KtTxlOxIyf1k08Yqi9KQc&t=1&usg=__tn9FwibggJsq4rvnHIWwHstdp7E=

U MAD????

You are a blowjob. That's what's funny.

Scottland
11-07-2010, 08:19 PM
Dont tell me your addicted to sniffing the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwwza2rpAC_14UQeITAKccZP9uuVdT DjHktu0mK-4AT044JI&t=1&usg=__QW774jjM6QVv_21_kkwzYplf6uE= along with Scottland. I'm not sure if there is a 12 step program for that.

U MAD???

The only person here sniffing anything is you. You seem to have a baby oil complex or something because you are obsessive over it.

You are like a broken record.

Scottland
11-07-2010, 08:23 PM
For fuck sake, can we just for once try discussing Randy friggin Orton without it degenerating into an attachment war? ;)

If the worst thing about Orton is his baby oil issues then I'm fine with that. If I had his body, I'd be lubing it up too......wait, that didn't sound right....;x

I don't like to compare the two really - aside from the snake-esque nicknames, they are vastly different characters. It's probably the worst trait of the wrestling fan that we are constantly bringing up comparisons to long gone wrestlers. There always has to be the "new Hogan" or "new Rock". It's complete horseshit and not a healthy approach if you want to encourage the industry to grow. Real talk people.

DAM U!!!!

I agree completely with you on everything except the whole lubing part which seemed a little out of place.

See IPITS, look what you have started with your baby oil obsessive compulsiveness. You made Robstar mad.

Robstar
11-07-2010, 08:27 PM
I agree completely with you on everything except the whole lubing part which seemed a little out of place.

See IPITS, look what you have started with your baby oil obsessive compulsiveness. You made Robstar mad.

Yeah....and you wouldn't like me when I get mad! I'll get all Bill Bixby on your ass!

Scottland
11-07-2010, 08:33 PM
yeah....and you wouldn't like me when i get mad! I'll get all bill bixby on your ass!

lol.......

Bodom
11-07-2010, 08:38 PM
Lubing? Getting on someones ass?

You're scaring me Rob

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 10:57 PM
Dont tell me your addicted to sniffing the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwwza2rpAC_14UQeITAKccZP9uuVdT DjHktu0mK-4AT044JI&t=1&usg=__QW774jjM6QVv_21_kkwzYplf6uE= along with Scottland. I'm not sure if there is a 12 step program for that.

U MAD???

Hey guys. I have been reading from this site for about a year, including the forums. I decided to join, maybe to start posting, but mainly just to say: you are fücking annoying.

That is all.

^_^

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:02 PM
Hey guys. I have been reading from this site for about a year, including the forums. I decided to join, maybe to start posting, but mainly just to say: you are fücking annoying.

That is all.

^_^

If thats directed to shower. You win my support.

Welcome!!!

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:08 PM
If thats directed to shower. You win my support.

Welcome!!!

Oh, but of course. Sorry for not specifying that enough. Everytime I try to read these forums, I just see: "Bullshit, bullshit...picture of household product...bullshit, bullshit...UMAD??".

It annoys the fuck [can we curse on these forums?] out of me, and truthfully, detracts from my reading.

Nonetheless, I do admire the discussions held here, and do plan to begin posting frequently.

Thanks for the welcome!

- DieHard25

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:13 PM
Oh, but of course. Sorry for not specifying that enough. Everytime I try to read these forums, I just see: "Bullshit, bullshit...picture of household product...bullshit, bullshit...UMAD??".

It annoys the fuck [can we curse on these forums?] out of me, and truthfully, detracts from my reading.

Nonetheless, I do admire the discussions held here, and do plan to begin posting frequently.

Thanks for the welcome!

- DieHard25

Feel free to say fuck as much as you fucking want! :)

Frequent posters are always welcome and we look forward to having you here

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:15 PM
I fuckin' appreciate it man! Fuckin' great to fuckin' be a frequent fuckin' poster. xD Only kidding. Thanks for the welcome, again; much appreciated.

Rich Cranium
11-07-2010, 11:15 PM
Oh, but of course. Sorry for not specifying that enough. Everytime I try to read these forums, I just see: "Bullshit, bullshit...picture of household product...bullshit, bullshit...UMAD??".

It annoys the fuck [can we curse on these forums?] out of me, and truthfully, detracts from my reading.

Nonetheless, I do admire the discussions held here, and do plan to begin posting frequently.

Thanks for the welcome!

- DieHard25

I welcome you but beware the wrath of the pissinator.

K2Jelly
11-07-2010, 11:16 PM
I fuckin' appreciate it man! Fuckin' great to fuckin' be a frequent fuckin' poster. xD Only kidding. Thanks for the welcome, again; much appreciated.

Welcome, dude! :D

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:17 PM
Haha, I've felt it my friend. Just by reading throughout the past year or so. Why has he not been banned yet? I mean, daily spamming constitutes a ban in my opinion.

K2Jelly
11-07-2010, 11:18 PM
Haha, I've felt it my friend. Just by reading throughout the past year or so. Why has he not been banned yet? I mean, daily spamming constitutes a ban in my opinion.

He has great influence, my friend.

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:19 PM
I think we've all become used it. Sometimes he's terrible and the other's he's not so bad.

He's also mellowed out as well

K2Jelly
11-07-2010, 11:21 PM
I think we've all become used it. Sometimes he's terrible and the other's he's not so bad.

He's also mellowed out as well

Well, I'm not sure that's gonna last considering the fact that he's now a "God".

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:23 PM
Well, I'm not sure that's gonna last considering the fact that he's now a "God".

The only thing keeping me sane is not thinking about that.

I also blame DevilAdvocates damn stand out poster poll.

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:29 PM
n00b question: is God the highest post count rank?

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:34 PM
n00b question: is God the highest post count rank?

I think so. I just have the 1 rank and can't go higher :(

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:35 PM
Oh, I didn't even realize! You're a Mod! lol. Should I be fearing you now? xD

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 11:35 PM
Hey guys. I have been reading from this site for about a year, including the forums. I decided to join, maybe to start posting, but mainly just to say: you are fücking annoying.

That is all.

^_^

Well hello there SPRINKLER I'm glad you put your big boy pants on to join the forums. Thanks for reading my post. Sorry you feel I'm so annoying but your from jersey so I cant really take you too serious. If I was you I would http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGVDQH5cz9ijXAiD20znT24A-Zb47JpBEV2HPl_0MPS9sSM8c&t=1&usg=__aU1AoUuhyRCeYZKNBLlqJeofYuo= and not tell anyone. Anyways, welcome to the forums and maybe someday when you get a sense of humor you can be called a SHOWERHEAD, until then sit back relax and enjoy the most stand out poster in the EWN community. One more thing----------------------U MAD???

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:38 PM
Oh, I didn't even realize! You're a Mod! lol. Should I be fearing you now? xD

Yes! Fear the all powerful Mod! Bwahahahahha!

All joking aside. Me and the other's are more "human" than the dickhead overlords you find at other forums

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:43 PM
Well hello there SPRINKLER I'm glad you put your big boy pants on to join the forums. Thanks for reading my post. Sorry you feel I'm so annoying but your from jersey so I cant really take you too serious. If I was you I would http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGVDQH5cz9ijXAiD20znT24A-Zb47JpBEV2HPl_0MPS9sSM8c&t=1&usg=__aU1AoUuhyRCeYZKNBLlqJeofYuo= and not tell anyone. Anyways, welcome to the forums and maybe someday when you get a sense of humor you can be called a SHOWERHEAD, until then sit back relax and enjoy the most stand out poster in the EWN community. One more thing----------------------U MAD???

Oh, I know, it's joking. And of course, I'm from Jersey...the Jersey Shore...of course, we must all be like that. Anyway, I do have a sense of humor. I just don't like spammers, to be honest. And yes, I am mad.

Lmao. Just re-read:

http://i52.tinypic.com/n6e2cg.png

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:44 PM
Yes! Fear the all powerful Mod! Bwahahahahha!

All joking aside. Me and the other's are more "human" than the dickhead overlords you find at other forums

Haha, that's good to know. Honestly, I just thought you were a "Regular Joe", 'cause you act...well normal! lol. Most mods truly do act robotic, or some other shit.

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:50 PM
Haha, that's good to know. Honestly, I just thought you were a "Regular Joe", 'cause you act...well normal! lol. Most mods truly do act robotic, or some other shit.

All we want is a friendly atmosphere and for most to be passive to IPITS (you'll keep you're sanity that way)

DieHardYankee25
11-07-2010, 11:51 PM
Understood. Alright, well I'm out for now. I'll be on tomorrow...for better or worse. I appreciate the welcome, all kidding, bullshitting, and "trash-talking" aside, I do look forward to posting here. Good night guys. Peace.

Bodom
11-07-2010, 11:53 PM
Later dude!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-07-2010, 11:54 PM
Oh, I know, it's joking. And of course, I'm from Jersey...the Jersey Shore...of course, we must all be like that. Anyway, I do have a sense of humor. I just don't like spammers, to be honest. And yes, I am mad.

I wasn't referring to the shore although they don't do you proud, I was referring to all the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6IA-8vXUtMPjq3dPPjRYxLnraFMXzY2Fyh7mrYGvXXLmtMN0&t=1&usg=__SkBWl7BkbtyVrZtyADvuhK0GK2w= in your smelly state. I give out infinite wisdom so I'm not sure what your referring to when you say spammers. I come on here to have a laugh or two and I mean no harm to anyone. You are always entitled to your opinion, but my opinion is your wrong. Maybe you take pro rasslin to serious I'm not sure. I hope I can win you over in the future, it takes time for most people to get used to me and I accept that, I'm definitely not everyone's http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgVnkWfQbT3gBRcy6jaIVQ_T1P_tTgM HTsS4Joxk57qv4bQ_I&t=1&usg=__3Yrl0pvPrjMJ85IxLJbneUgERPk=
U MAD???

SaberToothTigerz
11-08-2010, 04:47 AM
Dont tell me your addicted to sniffing the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwwza2rpAC_14UQeITAKccZP9uuVdT DjHktu0mK-4AT044JI&t=1&usg=__QW774jjM6QVv_21_kkwzYplf6uE= along with Scottland. I'm not sure if there is a 12 step program for that.

U MAD???

ur just saying that bcuz i yawned at u :P

Robstar
11-08-2010, 06:41 PM
Hey maybe we should get an octopus like they used to predict the world cup to decide these issues in future?

Bodom
11-08-2010, 06:43 PM
The EWN Eel.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 07:07 PM
The EWN Eel.

Here he is, and his name is Paul for some strange reason.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ5iCaB4m6ncU6UwBtvC-KJBo9QteTvdttlg-8QEBmwJF-7xI&t=1&usg=__91Qp8MGckMqq_OGD9LWJH74eXzo=

SaberToothTigerz
11-08-2010, 07:49 PM
Here he is, and his name is Paul for some strange reason.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ5iCaB4m6ncU6UwBtvC-KJBo9QteTvdttlg-8QEBmwJF-7xI&t=1&usg=__91Qp8MGckMqq_OGD9LWJH74eXzo=

he's quite the smartass to find his little piece of food through the labyrint