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Shaz11
05-15-2012, 03:11 PM
Ok, out of any footballer you know who would win a fight out of them all?

I'd say Elokobi, he's sooooo bloody hench!

Y2Jryder
05-15-2012, 03:14 PM
Joey Barton




































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magglis
05-15-2012, 03:22 PM
Zidane head shoot

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 03:22 PM
If we're talking current footballers...I'm not really sure.

There's been some pretty bonkers players in the past though, Joe Jordan (Spurs current first team coach) is pretty much an Animal.

http://images.supersport.com/Gennaro_Gattuso_argues_with_Joe_Jordan500.jpg

Pic very much relate. Not many people would stand in Gattuso's face defiantly, let's be honest.

Shaz11
05-15-2012, 03:24 PM
Joey Barton
































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Balotelli would knock him out straight! Lol! ;)

Y2Jryder
05-15-2012, 03:30 PM
Jaap Stam:D

K-Jammin
05-15-2012, 03:32 PM
Aaron Lennon. Will bite your ankles until there's nothing left!

I think Roy Keane would knock most guys out, and he's pretty intimidating.

Stuart Pearce is obviously a psycho.

I know none of them are playing anymore, but footballers these days are poncy as fuck :)

Shaz11
05-15-2012, 03:33 PM
Aaron Lennon. Will bite your ankles until there's nothing left!

I think Roy Keane would knock most guys out, and he's pretty intimidating.

Stuart Pearce is obviously a psycho.

I know none of them are playing anymore, but footballers these days are poncy as fuck :)

Vidic is pretty hard. And John Terry.

Shaz11
05-15-2012, 03:33 PM
No, the hardest footballer is the boy in my school. Ricky Davies. Lol.

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:19 PM
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he can pass the ball 40 yards, he's big and he's fucking hard! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:20 PM
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he can pass the ball 40 yards, he's big and he's fucking hard! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!
Gerrard KO a DJ once right?

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:21 PM
Gerrard KO a DJ once right?

Yeah, was self defence!

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:22 PM
Yeah, was self defence!
Self defense my ass!

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:23 PM
Self defense my ass!

Say that to his face! He'll knock you out in provoked!

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:26 PM
Say that to his face! He'll knock you out in provoked!
I took MMA lessons i can KO Lesnar if i want to

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:27 PM
I took MMA lessons i can KO Lesnar if i want to

Gerrard > Lesner

CGBigMan
05-15-2012, 04:29 PM
Ibra knows karate apparantly
De Jong looked like he would have booted Barton
Toures a tank aswell
as Adebayo Akinfenwa

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:29 PM
Patrick Vieira is someone I wouldn't mess with.

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:31 PM
Gerrard > Lesner
Magglis>Bruce Lee>Gerrard>Lesnar

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:32 PM
Magglis>Bruce Lee>Gerrard>Lesnar

Steve>Gerrard>Giddy>Magglis>Bruce Lee> Lesner

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:34 PM
Totti is an idiot but he is a tough idiot

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:34 PM
Steve>Gerrard>Giddy>Magglis>Bruce Lee> Lesner
B-mac>Steve

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:36 PM
B-mac>Steve

That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!

Y2Jryder
05-15-2012, 04:37 PM
I wouldn't mess with Zlatan Imbrahimovic:D

Y2Jryder
05-15-2012, 04:38 PM
That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!

So B-Mac is the new JJ heeh?:p

magglis
05-15-2012, 04:38 PM
That's just too far! :mad:

I'm never coming back!
Jk:D
Steve>B-mac

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:40 PM
So B-Mac is the new JJ heeh?:p

Much worse! :D


Jk:D
Steve>B-mac

Good stuff! :p

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 04:42 PM
Me > All living people.

Not dead ones though, dem motherfuckers invincible n shit.

Steve Austin
05-15-2012, 04:45 PM
Me > All living people.

Not dead ones though, dem motherfuckers invincible n shit.

On that note gonna go watch Dawn Of The Dead :p

Tomsta666
05-15-2012, 05:02 PM
Joey Barton




































http://cdn.overclock.net/4/49/49fba582_trollface.jpeg

LOL!!

Joking aside though, that gobshite really needs a fucking good kicking to take him down a peg or two.

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:04 PM
On that note gonna go watch Dawn Of The Dead :p

Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 05:04 PM
LOL!!

Joking aside though, that gobshite really needs a fucking good kicking to take him down a peg or two.

I'd do it.

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 05:04 PM
Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

He did say he was going for a wank and some weight lifting...Lifting Ladyboys!

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:07 PM
He did say he was going for a wank and some weight lifting...Lifting Ladyboys!

I knew it!!!

:D

Tommy Thunder
05-15-2012, 05:07 PM
Hardest footballer? 2 words for you: Kevin Muscat. That guy would make Joey Barton look like a little baby.

Honorable mentions to Vinnie Jones and Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:10 PM
Hardest footballer? 2 words for you: Kevin Muscat. That guy would make Joey Barton look like a little baby.

Honorable mentions to Vinnie Jones and Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.

Yeah Ruddock was a nut!

Leggo
05-15-2012, 05:10 PM
Vinnie jones and Julian dicks were fookin hard.

Tomsta666
05-15-2012, 05:12 PM
Vinnie jones and Julian dicks were fookin hard.

Now there's a blast from the past!! :D

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 05:19 PM
Ben FUCKING Thatcher.

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:29 PM
Dave Mackay - Super hard midfielder for Spurs and Derby

Andoni Goicoechea - Not nicknamed 'The Butcher of Bilbao' for nothing

Hardest though - Graeme Souness - Not just saying this as a Liverpool fan. He was nails on and off the pitch. When he was manager of Galatasaray, he put a Galatasaray club flag in the middle of the Fenerbache pitch, neraly caused a riot.

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 05:30 PM
Dave Mackay - Super hard midfielder for Spurs and Derby

Andoni Goicoechea - Not nicknamed 'The Butcher of Bilbao' for nothing

Hardest though - Graeme Souness - Not just saying this as a Liverpool fan. He was nails on and off the pitch. When he was manager of Galatasaray, he put a Galatasaray club flag in the middle of the Fenerbache pitch, neraly caused a riot.

Souness was a nutter, I'll grant that.

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:37 PM
Souness was a nutter, I'll grant that.

Absolutely!

Plus to be Scottish and spend so much time on his hair, he needed to be nails! :D

Tommy Thunder
05-15-2012, 05:38 PM
Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Shaz11
05-15-2012, 05:40 PM
Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

Hulk, or Heskey. I'm not joking about Heskey bro, he is actually hard, lol.

Mojo Tartarus
05-15-2012, 05:44 PM
Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Duncan Ferguson

magglis
05-15-2012, 05:46 PM
Adriano:D:D

JSullivan
05-15-2012, 05:51 PM
Edgar Davids.

CGBigMan
05-15-2012, 06:01 PM
Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman? (I'm struggling here, perhaps someone can help me out lol)
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: ? (get me a hard man striker here!)

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!


Akinfenwa2397

Leggo
05-16-2012, 01:32 AM
Ben FUCKING Thatcher.

He dished out a few head buts in his time!

Mark wright and mark Dennis

B-MCINTYRE
05-16-2012, 01:33 AM
Barry hall!

B-MCINTYRE
05-16-2012, 01:37 AM
http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/what-did-i-do.gif
this guy^....

Shaz11
05-16-2012, 01:54 AM
2399 Photo of Elokobi!

Steve Austin
05-16-2012, 04:36 AM
Steve disappears just before a programme about Ladyboys on Sky starts!!!



:D

It wasn't Dawn Of The Dead it was Dawn Is Now Fred :D

Mojo Tartarus
05-16-2012, 04:47 AM
It wasn't Dawn Of The Dead it was Dawn Is Now Fred :D

That's absolute quality! :D

Steve Austin
05-16-2012, 07:34 AM
That's absolute quality! :D

It wasn't bad, a bit weird watching it with my mum.


:D

TheBeardOfZeus
05-16-2012, 09:55 AM
Easy, Big Vida.

You don't mess with Vida.

Rehmix
05-16-2012, 10:42 AM
Who the hell are these guys. I have never heard of any of these guys in the NFL.

The Hardest Footballer for me would have to be Ed Reed.

Steve Austin
05-16-2012, 10:44 AM
Who the hell are these guys. I have never heard of any of these guys in the NFL.

The Hardest Footballer for me would have to be Ed Reed.

Get the hell out! :D

NFL players are losers, poor man's Rugby!

Rehmix
05-16-2012, 10:51 AM
Get the hell out! :D

NFL players are losers, poor man's Rugby!

Hey! No Need To Be Mean! just being silly. I wish i was able to follow football better. I'm not really good at it.

Steve Austin
05-16-2012, 10:55 AM
Hey! No Need To Be Mean! just being silly. I wish i was able to follow football better. I'm not really good at it.

I did one of ':D' for a reason! :p

You should follow it, oustanding stuff! Most people that follow it over here are rubbish at it as well, just like watching :p

#ImDamnGoodThough :cool:

Tommy Thunder
05-16-2012, 11:24 AM
Duncan Ferguson

Of course!! How could I forget him lol!!

I remember a story about him. He came home one day from training to find 2 burglars had broken into his house. Instead of calling the cops, he phoned an ambulance instead to pick them up. Why? Because he took both of them out himself lol!! Legend!


Football Hard Men 11

GK: Jens Lehman
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: Duncan Ferguson

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Now that's a team you don't mess with!


Akinfenwa2397

How the HELL do you play football when you're that big?!?!
I remember he used to play for Swansea a few years back. He was quality back then.

Steve Austin
05-16-2012, 11:28 AM
Harald Schumacher in goal!

Tommy Thunder
05-16-2012, 11:36 AM
Harald Schumacher in goal!

Nice! Another blast from the past there! He's in for Lehman for sure!


Football Hard Men 11

GK: Harald Schumacher
RB: Julian Dicks
CB: Kevin Muscat
CB: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock
LB: Ben Thatcher
CM: Gennaro Gattuso
CM: Roy Keane
CM: Vinnie Jones
ST: Zinadine Zidane
ST: Eric Cantona
ST: Duncan Ferguson

A few legs would be broken whilst playing against this team no doubt!

Now that's a team to be afraid of!

Leggo
05-16-2012, 12:03 PM
Anyone say Steve McMahon? He was fookin nasty...

This guy is the hardest IMO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vm0x8JpBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Tommy Thunder
05-16-2012, 12:08 PM
Just thought of another; Lee Cattermole. He's a right thug.

Jay T
05-16-2012, 12:28 PM
Graeme le saux. Heard he was well hard around the guys.