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Vandarius
09-08-2012, 07:43 PM
Ryder: Why, bro? *Passes out again.8

Brock: Oh great we got to take him to the hospital. AGAIN!

*Darius looks at Brock with a smug look*

Darius: Fuck him, he deserves it for listening to that bitch Justin Bieber. Leave him there, he needs a nap anyway.

Vandetta: That was a bit unca ...

Darius: Shut it Vandetta.

TTC
09-08-2012, 07:44 PM
*Darius looks at Brock with a smug look*

Darius: Fuck him, he deserves it for listening to that bitch Justin Bieber. Leave him there, he needs a nap anyway.

Vandetta: That was a bit unca ...

Darius: Shut it Vandetta.
Brock: You know what? You are right. Lets just see if he ever gets up.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 07:49 PM
Brock: You know what? You are right. Lets just see if he ever gets up.

Vandetta: If hes not up in 10 minutes he goes to the hospital, got it? If you don't call an ambulance once the 10 minute mark hits, I'll have Smokey on both of your asses, or if you're drafted to Insanity, I'll make your careers hell. Got me?

Darius: Whatever.

*Darius reaches down and picks Ryder up off of the floor and smacks him in the face a few times*

Darius: Wake up, Pauly D.

TTC
09-08-2012, 07:52 PM
Vandetta: If hes not up in 10 minutes he goes to the hospital, got it? If you don't call an ambulance once the 10 minute mark hits, I'll have Smokey on both of your asses, or if you're drafted to Insanity, I'll make your careers hell. Got me?

Darius: Whatever.

*Darius reaches down and picks Ryder up off of the floor and smacks him in the face a few times*

Darius: Wake up, Pauly D.
Brock: Like I'm afraid.

*Quickly runs over and helps Darius wake up Matt.*

Brock: Wake up damn it.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 07:59 PM
Brock: Like I'm afraid.

*Quickly runs over and helps Darius wake up Matt.*

Brock: Wake up damn it.

Darius: I just don't feel like becoming a jobber, so we may as well listen to the guy until after the draft.

Vandetta: I heard that.

Darius: Yeah, yeah, we know.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:01 PM
Darius: I just don't feel like becoming a jobber, so we may as well listen to the guy until after the draft.

Vandetta: I heard that.

Darius: Yeah, yeah, we know.
Brock: I think I'll listen to him as well.

*Ryder finally wakes up.*

Ryder: Shit! That was almost as bad as when Jose hit me with his car.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:04 PM
Brock: I think I'll listen to him as well.

*Ryder finally wakes up.*

Ryder: Shit! That was almost as bad as when Jose hit me with his car.

Darius: Almost as bad? Not good enough I guess.

*Darius goes to grab Ryder*

Vandetta: Don't do it.

Darius: But ..

Vandetta: Don't.

Darius: Well fuck.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:06 PM
Darius: Almost as bad? Not good enough I guess.

*Darius goes to grab Ryder*

Vandetta: Don't do it.

Darius: But ..

Vandetta: Don't.

Darius: Well fuck.
Brock: You are actually listening to him. Watch this.

*Grabs Ryder and threatens to hit The Next.*

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:07 PM
Brock: You are actually listening to him. Watch this.

*Grabs Ryder and threatens to hit The Next.*

Darius: Wasn't me!

Vandetta: Go ahead, Edwards. Lay another finger on him and see how far you get.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:09 PM
Darius: Wasn't me!

Vandetta: Go ahead, Edwards. Lay another finger on him and see how far you get.
*Brock puts down Ryder*

Brock: Fine, I'll save it for a match.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:11 PM
*Brock puts down Ryder*

Brock: Fine, I'll save it for a match.

Vandetta: Good. Maybe if you are both drafted to Insanity I can work something out.

Darius: Well where ever Ryder goes, I don't want to be

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:12 PM
Vandetta: Good. Maybe if you are both drafted to Insanity I can work something out.

Darius: Well where ever Ryder goes, I don't want to be
Ryder: Why you got to be hatin', bro?

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:15 PM
Ryder: Why you got to be hatin', bro?

Darius: Because you're a tool.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:16 PM
Darius: Because you're a tool.
Ryder: Really? That's why. I don't hate you, bro. And I'm no tool.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:21 PM
Ryder: Really? That's why. I don't hate you, bro. And I'm no tool.

Darius: You were just dancing to Justin Bieber, you fucking fairy.

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:23 PM
Darius: You were just dancing to Justin Bieber, you fucking fairy.

Van: If what he says is true. You deserve an ass whooping.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:25 PM
Van: If what he says is true. You deserve an ass whooping.

Darius: I was in the locker room, and he came dancing in blaring Justin Bieber, so I gave him an ass kicking, then gave him a Hellfire onto a trash can, so Vandetta bitched me out for it.

Vandetta: You're damn right I did, and by the way, its nice to finally meet the ICW Champion, Van Hooligan X. I hope to see you drafted over to Insanity with the ICW Championship.

Darius: He may get drafted, but I'll have the title.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:28 PM
Darius: You were just dancing to Justin Bieber, you fucking fairy.
Ryder: So, what? I was expressing myself.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:28 PM
Ryder: So, what? I was expressing myself.

Darius: Expressing yourself with Bieber here will get you killed, kid.

Vandetta: Darius!

Darius: GOD DAMN IT.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:29 PM
Darius: Expressing yourself with Bieber here will get you killed, kid.

Vandetta: Darius!

Darius: GOD DAMN IT.
Ryder: I don't care what other people think.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:32 PM
Ryder: I don't care what other people think.

Darius: For the love of god.

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:36 PM
Darius: I was in the locker room, and he came dancing in blaring Justin Bieber, so I gave him an ass kicking, then gave him a Hellfire onto a trash can, so Vandetta bitched me out for it.

Vandetta: You're damn right I did, and by the way, its nice to finally meet the ICW Champion, Van Hooligan X. I hope to see you drafted over to Insanity with the ICW Championship.

Darius: He may get drafted, but I'll have the title.

Van: *sighs* did we really just sign people like this? Like basically anything with a pulse?

As for you...Rex is it? I assure you, the pleasure is all yours but I'm glad to see you have good vision and drive to make Insanity a good brand. You should watch out for the majority of the roster though. Idiots like Kyojin, Darius and Angelo actually think they can get this title.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:38 PM
Darius: For the love of god.
Ryder: You got a problem with me, bro? Then, fix it in the ring.

bearkg88
09-08-2012, 08:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdASB-lEGHw&feature=player_profilepage

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdASB-lEGHw&feature=player_profilepage

Subscribed to Smosh as well, hmm?

Good man!

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:39 PM
Van: *sighs* did we really just sign people like this? Like basically anything with a pulse?

As for you...Rex is it? I assure you, the pleasure is all yours but I'm glad to see you have good vision and drive to make Insanity a good brand. You should watch out for the majority of the roster though. Idiots like Kyojin, Darius and Angelo actually think they can get this title.

Darius: I could easily just kick your teeth down your throat right now, Van. Fuck waiting for Glory Days.

Vandetta: Calm yourself, Darius. Now Van, I do not think anyone on the roster is an idiot, some may be green, but none are dumb, and I can assure you, you only have a 1/3 chance of keeping your title at Glory Days, Darius and Kyojin are both just as talented as you are, and you should not take them for granted. Angelo is as well, but he is no longer in the match up.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdASB-lEGHw&feature=player_profilepage
Saw it. Smosh is awesome!

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:41 PM
Ryder: You got a problem with me, bro? Then, fix it in the ring.

Darius: Did you seriously just challenge me? Really? You must be joking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:41 PM
Darius: I could easily just kick your teeth down your throat right now, Van. Fuck waiting for Glory Days.

Vandetta: Calm yourself, Darius. Now Van, I do not think anyone on the roster is an idiot, some may be green, but none are dumb, and I can assure you, you only have a 1/3 chance of keeping your title at Glory Days, Darius and Kyojin are both just as talented as you are, and you should not take them for granted. Angelo is as well, but he is no longer in the match up.

Van: Keep yapping boo-boo. I might give 2 shits 1 day.

You cannot be serious though! *points to Ryder* A walking example of an idiot. I take that vision thing back.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:41 PM
Darius: Did you seriously just challenge me? Really? You must be joking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
Ryder: Maybe you are just afraid of a rookie beating you. *shrugs*

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:43 PM
Ryder: Maybe you are just afraid of a rookie beating you. *shrugs*

Darius: Vandetta, please just let me beat his ass.

Vandetta: No.

Darius: You aren't my boss yet.

Vandetta: Ask Smokey.

Darius: SMOKEY. Can I kick Ryder's ass please?!

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:43 PM
Darius: Did you seriously just challenge me? Really? You must be joking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

I like! lol

Really help the person your using it on carry the butthurt all inside the body though, not just the brain ;D

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:44 PM
Van: Keep yapping boo-boo. I might give 2 shits 1 day.

You cannot be serious though! *points to Ryder* A walking example of an idiot. I take that vision thing back.

Vandetta: You have a lot to learn, Mr. Vanity, may I call you that? Don't take anyone for granted, have you ever faced Ryder in the ring?

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:46 PM
Vandetta: You have a lot to learn, Mr. Vanity, may I call you that? Don't take anyone for granted, have you ever faced Ryder in the ring?
Ryder: Woo Woo Woo, No No No You Know It!

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 08:46 PM
Vandetta: You have a lot to learn, Mr. Vanity, may I call you that? Don't take anyone for granted, have you ever faced Ryder in the ring?

Van: That's fine by me. I haven't no, but I wouldn't mind.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:48 PM
Van: That's fine by me. I haven't no, but I wouldn't mind.

Darius: I want to face him first though.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:48 PM
Ryder: Please. There is a lot of me to go.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:50 PM
Ryder: Please. There is a lot of me to go.

Darius: Can I just punch you in the mouth?

bearkg88
09-08-2012, 08:50 PM
Ryder: Please. There is a lot of me to go.

Divine: now you are starting to sound like that Damian Eddings guy

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:51 PM
Darius: Can I just punch you in the mouth?
Ryder: In a match of course, bro.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:51 PM
Divine: now you are starting to sound like that Damian Eddings guy
Ryder: Fuck no. No No No You Know It!

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:51 PM
Ryder: In a match of course, bro.

Darius: Fuck the match, lets go, right here, right now. Ever heard of a backstage brawl? Because we're about to have one.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:53 PM
Darius: Fuck the match, lets go, right here, right now. Ever heard of a backstage brawl? Because we're about to have one.
Ryder: Sorry, bro. I'm no animal. I rather have a one on one match when I win it goes on my record.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:53 PM
Ryder: Sorry, bro. I'm no animal. I rather have a one on one match when I win it goes on my record.

Darius: Fine then, I should have known that the rookie wouldn't face the man.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:55 PM
Darius: Fine then, I should have known that the rookie wouldn't face the man.
Ryder: No it's you who doesn't want a lose against a rookie in their record. Therefore, you rather act in uncivilized manner.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 08:57 PM
Ryder: No it's you who doesn't want a lose against a rookie in their record. Therefore, you rather act in uncivilized manner.

Darius: Yeah, I'm the one who acts in the uncivilized manner, fucking Bieber Fever bitch.

TTC
09-08-2012, 08:58 PM
Darius: Yeah, I'm the one who acts in the uncivilized manner, fucking Bieber Fever bitch.
Ryder: It's called freedom of expression. Something you will probably say about you wanting to fight me.

Vandarius
09-08-2012, 09:02 PM
Ryder: It's called freedom of expression. Something you will probably say about you wanting to fight me.

Darius: I've got better things to do tonight, I'll see you in the ring soon, kid.

*Darius pats Ryder's cheek sarcastically and then walks away into his locker room and locks the door behind him*

Vandetta: He's a hand full, but hes money, that's for sure. Speaking of money, I have calls to make. Van, Brock, don't attack Ryder while I'm gone, got it? See you gentlemen later.

*Vandetta heads down the hall to his office*

OOC: Alright boys, I've got work in the morning so I'm off for the night. I'll be on after 12pm tomorrow! Peace out!

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:03 PM
Darius: I've got better things to do tonight, I'll see you in the ring soon, kid.

*Darius pats Ryder's cheek sarcastically and then walks away into his locker room and locks the door behind him*

Vandetta: He's a hand full, but hes money, that's for sure. Speaking of money, I have calls to make. Van, Brock, don't attack Ryder while I'm gone, got it? See you gentlemen later.

*Vandetta heads down the hall to his office*

OOC: Alright boys, I've got work in the morning so I'm off for the night. I'll be on after 12pm tomorrow! Peace out!
Ryder: Please don't ever touch me.

OOC: By mate.

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:08 PM
Thank you for reminding me of that. While I agree Smith's promo skills have definitely improved ten fold, the promo of the week is a tie.

It's a tie between Kyojin and Malcolm Adonis :D

ICer of the week for me, was The Tyndall Effect
Aw, yeah, feeling the love. Thanks bro.
Let's hope Damian doesn't feel the love...

Shaz11
09-08-2012, 09:11 PM
I must admit, Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder are indeed one of my favorite characters in the ICW, lol.

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:13 PM
I must admit, Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder are indeed one of my favorite characters in the ICW, lol.
Haha Thanks bro. I try to have as much fun with them.

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:14 PM
Damian: Haaay!

Whiz: Oh, not this nigga!

Ice: Somebody get me my 2x4!

bearkg88
09-08-2012, 09:14 PM
So anyone care to take guesses where they are going to end up in the draft?

Shaz11
09-08-2012, 09:15 PM
Haha Thanks bro. I try to have as much fun with them.

LOL. They're both annoying, and that's how good you're playing your characters. LOL. Matt listening to Justin Bieber - Baby! HELP!

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:19 PM
So anyone care to take guesses where they are going to end up in the draft?
I hope Ryder goes to Insanity and Brock stays in Karnage.

Amerinaine
09-08-2012, 09:19 PM
I guess I should start exactly with the last thing my character(s) were doing.

IC: Lawman: ***A woman leaves Lawman's locker room. She shuts the door behind her***

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:19 PM
LOL. They're both annoying, and that's how good you're playing your characters. LOL. Matt listening to Justin Bieber - Baby! HELP!
Ryder is a Guido so he is naturally annoying. Brock in the other hand is just arrogant.

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:20 PM
Damian: Haaay!

Whiz: Oh, not this nigga!

Ice: Somebody get me my 2x4!
Ryder: Not these three again.

Amerinaine
09-08-2012, 09:20 PM
So anyone care to take guesses where they are going to end up in the draft?

I'm hoping Insanity. It'll give me the opportunity to try the "B" show gimmick I wanted to do in EWA but couldn't get it to ride out because of it's closure.

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:22 PM
I guess I should start exactly with the last thing my character(s) were doing.

IC: Lawman: ***A woman leaves Lawman's locker room. She shuts the door behind her***

Damian: Lawman, how could you? Why not invite me?

Whiz: Somebody get him out of here...

Ice: Hand me my 2x4 and I will!

Whiz: Just don't hit his ass, bruh.

Ice: Why?

Damian: I'll enjoy it too much, suga!

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:32 PM
Damian: Lawman, how could you? Why not invite me?

Whiz: Somebody get him out of here...

Ice: Hand me my 2x4 and I will!

Whiz: Just don't hit his ass, bruh.

Ice: Why?

Damian: I'll enjoy it too much, suga!
Brock: All three of you leave now before I bring the pain.

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:34 PM
Brock: All three of you leave now before I bring the pain.
Damian: Oh, yeah, suga, bring that pain!

Whiz: So Lesser than Lesnar wants to mess wit' da Homeboys? Try us, bruh.

Ice: I still need my 2x4!

Whiz: Will you shut up bout the 2x4?!

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:35 PM
Damian: Oh, yeah, suga, bring that pain!

Whiz: So Lesser than Lesnar wants to mess wit' da Homeboys? Try us, bruh.

Ice: I still need my 2x4!

Whiz: Will you shut up bout the 2x4?!
Brock: You three are perfect for each other.

Amerinaine
09-08-2012, 09:36 PM
Brock: All three of you leave now before I bring the pain.

I have a question for Shaz11, about your sig quote. Which one is one of his favorite characters? I mean, he says they are one of his faves. So that means one isn't. So, which is is Shaz11. Who is your favorite?

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:38 PM
I have a question for Shaz11, about your sig quote. Which one is one of his favorite characters? I mean, he says they are one of his faves. So that means one isn't. So, which is is Shaz11. Who is your favorite?
Definitely Damian :p

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:40 PM
Definitely Damian :p
He said Brock and Matt not that Damian guy.:p

The Tyndall Effect
09-08-2012, 09:40 PM
Brock: You three are perfect for each other.
Damian: No, only you's perfect for me, babe!

Whiz: Come get some, Brock! *Moves arms up and down threateningly*

Ice: Yeah, come on, bruh! *Gets into boxing stance*Wish I had my 2x4...


​OOC: Off for the night, later.

TTC
09-08-2012, 09:42 PM
Damian: No, only you's perfect for me, babe!

Whiz: Come get some, Brock! *Moves arms up and down threateningly*

Ice: Yeah, come on, bruh! *Gets into boxing stance*Wish I had my 2x4...


​OOC: Off for the night, later.
Brock: Yeah, if you had a 2x4 then Eddings would use it in the wrong way.

Amerinaine
09-08-2012, 10:02 PM
He said Brock and Matt not that Damian guy.:p

If you base it off of his grammar, he said Brock or Matt. Not both.

bearkg88
09-08-2012, 10:09 PM
So small update for ya'll. 3 matches for glory days have been finished. I will post the full card along with a prediction contest tomorrow

TTC
09-08-2012, 10:19 PM
If you base it off of his grammar, he said Brock or Matt. Not both.
I wonder who he chooses.:rolleyes:

K2Jelly
09-08-2012, 10:30 PM
Macoonie: I wonder what my next blog should be on...

Drek: A little birdie told me that Shaz isn't really all that.

Macoonie: Well, duuuuuuh! He was just playing in character!

Drek: Yes but despite the fact that all the wrestlers refuse to break kayfabe, he outright admitted that he had a gimmick!

Macoonie: You have any proof?

*Drek pulls out a CD from his jacket and stores it back*

Macoonie: Time to write us a blog!

*Both men fistbump*

Both: Kayfabulooooooooous!

TTC
09-08-2012, 10:33 PM
Macoonie: I wonder what my next blog should be on...

Drek: A little birdie told me that Shaz isn't really all that.

Macoonie: Well, duuuuuuh! He was just playing in character!

Drek: Yes but despite the fact that all the wrestlers refuse to break kayfabe, he outright admitted that he had a gimmick!

Macoonie: You have any proof?

*Drek pulls out a CD from his jacket and stores it back*

Macoonie: Time to write us a blog!

*Both men fistbump*

Both: Kayfabulooooooooous!
Brock: I thought both of you died.

K2Jelly
09-08-2012, 10:35 PM
Brock: I thought both of you died.

Drek: Naaaaaaah. We were just hyping our team up on the internet. :cool:

Macoonie: You know how much smarks are suckers for juicy gossip.

TTC
09-08-2012, 10:36 PM
Drek: Naaaaaaah. We were just hyping our team up on the internet. :cool:

Macoonie: You know how much smarks are suckers for juicy gossip.
Brock: And you are still with your stupid blogging.

K2Jelly
09-08-2012, 10:39 PM
Brock: And you are still with your stupid blogging.

Macoonie: Say what you will but #Kayfabulous was trending worldwide after our "demise".

Drek: Hype is mandatory.

Macoonie: But workrate is obviously more important.

Drek: True, true.

TTC
09-08-2012, 10:41 PM
Macoonie: Say what you will but #Kayfabulous was trending worldwide after our "demise".

Drek: Hype is mandatory.

Macoonie: But workrate is obviously more important.

Drek: True, true.
Brock: Just don't ever insult me in any of your "stupid" blogs.

K2Jelly
09-08-2012, 10:43 PM
Brock: Just don't ever insult me in any of your "stupid" blogs.

Drek: Will do...

Macoonie: No problem.

*Drek and Macoonie walk away to head to the parking lot*

Drek: So are we gonna post that rumor about Edwards and Ryder's secret relationship?

Macoonie: Heck yeah!

Drek: Solid, bro!

TTC
09-08-2012, 10:44 PM
Drek: Will do...

Macoonie: No problem.

*Drek and Macoonie walk away to head to the parking lot*

Drek: So are we gonna post that rumor about Edwards and Ryder's secret relationship?

Macoonie: Heck yeah!

Drek: Solid, bro!
Brock: I heard that!

Amerinaine
09-08-2012, 10:48 PM
Brock: I heard that!

IC: Lawman: ***Walks out of his locker room. Locks door behind him.*** So, Those idiots are back. Don't they understand that they are gonna get killed for spreading their brand of libel.

VanHooliganX
09-08-2012, 11:20 PM
Promo sent. I hope Bear really likes it. @_@

KJ PUNK
09-08-2012, 11:22 PM
So, somebody catch me up on the last few days.

eyehatecena
09-08-2012, 11:28 PM
So i guess I will restart on my promo tomorrow as maggs isnt online now and tired from writing matches

TTC
09-08-2012, 11:31 PM
So, somebody catch me up on the last few days.ICW was going to close after Glory Days. However, bear decided to come back and now we have a second show. Vandarius will be running the second show; Insanity.

KJ PUNK
09-08-2012, 11:36 PM
ICW was going to close after Glory Days. However, bear decided to come back and now we have a second show. Vandarius will be running the second show; Insanity.

Sounds good. PUNK is back, baby!

magglis
09-09-2012, 03:18 AM
So i guess I will restart on my promo tomorrow as maggs isnt online now and tired from writing matches
No karnage this week

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-09-2012, 03:38 AM
Ok... so, I haven't been on, no time to go back right now... someone PM me what I'm doing lol. :) TTFN!

CricketTragic
09-09-2012, 04:41 AM
Sounds good. PUNK is back, baby!
Good things happening in ICW now

CM Rock-Austin
09-09-2012, 04:58 AM
I need more people viewing the Hottest Women in the World thread :p lol. I hope to stay on Karnage but I don't mind.

Jackson: Man these idiots need to be put on Insanity ASAP!

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 05:48 AM
Promo sent. I hope Bear really likes it. @_@

I handed my promo in yesterday, like the Teachers Pet that I am. XD

magglis
09-09-2012, 07:12 AM
I'm really glad to see Darius being the Insanity's writer.He does great promos and i'm sure as hell he can write great matches

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 07:32 AM
Mr. Smyth: Ignoring the fact that I have been passed over for the GM spot for Insanity, this roster split could turn out to be very interesting. The only problem is that things are left up to the Gods, with regards to the draft picks. Will I stay at an established show and prove my worth, or do I move to the new show and dominate from the start?

I know what my preference is.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 07:49 AM
Mr. Smyth: Ignoring the fact that I have been passed over for the GM spot for Insanity, this roster split could turn out to be very interesting. The only problem is that things are left up to the Gods, with regards to the draft picks. Will I stay at an established show and prove my worth, or do I move to the new show and dominate from the start?

I know what my preference is.
Smokey: It wasn't a matter of you being passed over for the GM spot Smyth. You are a wrestler first, business man second. Rex is a business man all around, someone I can trust

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 08:02 AM
So anybody ordering No Surrender tonight?

Asherdelampyr
09-09-2012, 08:14 AM
So anybody ordering No Surrender tonight?
I might watch it online, but I haz no cable for the usual ppv :(

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 09:14 AM
Macoonie: I wonder what my next blog should be on...

Drek: A little birdie told me that Shaz isn't really all that.

Macoonie: Well, duuuuuuh! He was just playing in character!

Drek: Yes but despite the fact that all the wrestlers refuse to break kayfabe, he outright admitted that he had a gimmick!

Macoonie: You have any proof?

*Drek pulls out a CD from his jacket and stores it back*

Macoonie: Time to write us a blog!

*Both men fistbump*

Both: Kayfabulooooooooous!

Shaz: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Go and fuck yourselves.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 09:39 AM
Shaz: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Go and fuck yourselves.

Divine: how about you take your own advice and shut your mouth

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 09:42 AM
Divine: how about you take your own advice and shut your mouth

Shaz: How about you shut your own mouth and stop butting in my conversations before I knock the living crap out of you?

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 09:48 AM
Shaz: How about you shut your own mouth and stop butting in my conversations before I knock the living crap out of you?

Drek: Is this the first time he's used a rebuttal without saying 'fuck'?

Macoonie: I think so.

Drek: Blogworthy?

Macoonie: Nah.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 09:49 AM
Drek: Is this the first time he's used a rebuttal without saying 'fuck'?

Macoonie: I think so.

Drek: Blogworthy?

Macoonie: Nah.

Shaz: Oh your so funny ain't ya? Go and FUCK yourself. There look I just said it again, FUCK.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 09:55 AM
Shaz: Oh your so funny ain't ya? Go and FUCK yourself. There look I just said it again, FUCK.

Drek: Looks like he's trying to build up his character more since we kinda proved he's a phony.

Macoonie: Makes sense.

Drek: But it's all good. This way, he gets more exposure on the Internet.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 09:57 AM
Drek: Looks like he's trying to build up his character more since we kinda proved he's a phony.

Macoonie: Makes sense.

Drek: But it's all good. This way, he gets more exposure on the Internet.

Shaz: Oh bitch please. I already had a fucking rep. You two are the ones tryna get famous off the internet!

magglis
09-09-2012, 09:59 AM
So anybody ordering No Surrender tonight?
More like downloading the PPV tommorrow

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 10:01 AM
Shaz: Oh bitch please. I already had a fucking rep. You two are the ones tryna get famous off the internet!

Macoonie: It's not like we haven't denied it before. :rolleyes:

Drek: Seriously. Get with times, man. This sort of thing benefits both parties.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:01 AM
Shaz: Oh bitch please. I already had a fucking rep. You two are the ones tryna get famous off the internet!

IC: Lawman: They are like that girl and her song Friday. It they think they are popular, but they don't realize, people are just staring at their accident.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 10:03 AM
Macoonie: It's not like we haven't denied it before. :rolleyes:

Drek: Seriously. Get with times, man. This sort of thing benefits both parties.

Shaz: So you like breaking kayfabe huh? Well, what's up K2Jelly?

OOC: I had to ;)

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 10:06 AM
IC: Lawman: They are like that girl and her song Friday. It they think they are popular, but they don't realize, people are just staring at their accident.

Drek: Did we say we were at the pinnacle of popularity?

Macoonie: Nope. If we did, we'd have no reason writing blogs.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 10:08 AM
Shaz: So you like breaking kayfabe huh? Well, what's up K2Jelly?

OOC: I had to ;)

Drek: How'd he hack into our account?!

Macoonie: No clue at all! Quick! As soon as he get home, we must remove all traces of K2Jelly before our secrets get leaked out!

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:11 AM
Drek: Did we say we were at the pinnacle of popularity?

Macoonie: Nope. If we did, we'd have no reason writing blogs.

IC: Lawman: You're taking into assumption that you will be popular. Never assume anything.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 10:14 AM
Drek: How'd he hack into our account?!

Macoonie: No clue at all! Quick! As soon as he get home, we must remove all traces of K2Jelly before our secrets get leaked out!

*Shaz quickly takes pictures of Drek and Macoonie and posts them on Facebook and Twitter. He spreads the news that Macoonie and Drek are also known as K2Jelly. The news is all around England, Spain and the USA*

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 10:18 AM
IC: Lawman: You're taking into assumption that you will be popular. Never assume anything.

Drek: We don't assume anything, good sir. The basis of our blogs are off credible facts. Like Shaz's admittance that he's not the real deal.

Macoonie: Except our rumors. But even then, we're purposefully embellishing to cater to the IWC and create interest in our product because they are the ones that assume what we say is true and tune in week after week to see things happen.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:19 AM
Drek: We don't assume anything, good sir. The basis of our blogs are off credible facts. Like Shaz's admittance that he's not the real deal.

Macoonie: Except our rumors. But even then, we're purposefully embellishing to cater to the IWC and create interest in our product because they are the ones that assume what we say is true and tune in week after week to see things happen.

IC: Lawman: Well, good luck in your future endeavors K2Jelly.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 10:22 AM
*Shaz quickly takes pictures of Drek and Macoonie and posts them on Facebook and Twitter. He spreads the news that Macoonie and Drek are also known as K2Jelly. The news is all around England, Spain and the USA*

Macoonie: This is horrible! Catostrophic! We'll never recover from this!

Drek: Kayfabulous is ruined! He's soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soi...... What a minute... e_0

Macoonie: What?

Drek: Our blogs will be more famous is there's a scandal surrounding it!

Macoonie: so does this mean...

Drek: Yep! Kayfabulous is saved!

wrestlingfan66513
09-09-2012, 10:22 AM
Hawk: Wow, we win the tag titles and a bunch a third rate teams come out of no where to win them. Glory Days is coming soon and I will have a moment no one will ever forget.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 10:32 AM
Hawk: Wow, we win the tag titles and a bunch a third rate teams come out of no where to win them. Glory Days is coming soon and I will have a moment no one will ever forget.

Omega: we will have a moment Hawk... We will

Asherdelampyr
09-09-2012, 10:50 AM
Hawk: Wow, we win the tag titles and a bunch a third rate teams come out of no where to win them. Glory Days is coming soon and I will have a moment no one will ever forget.

Mr. Blood: with you two morons as champions, it's no surprise that these other random assholes think they have a shot.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:04 AM
Macoonie: This is horrible! Catostrophic! We'll never recover from this!

Drek: Kayfabulous is ruined! He's soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soi...... What a minute... e_0

Macoonie: What?

Drek: Our blogs will be more famous is there's a scandal surrounding it!

Macoonie: so does this mean...

Drek: Yep! Kayfabulous is saved!
Brock: Do you guys ever shut up?

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:10 AM
Brock: Do you guys ever shut up?

Drek: And do you ever stop whining? :rolleyes:

Macoonie: Dude! What're you doing?!

Drek: Play along. We're just bantering in character. Since we're babyfaces and Edwards is a heel, it'll be good practice for us.

Macoonie: Alright. Gotcha! ;)

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:12 AM
Drek: And do you ever stop whining? :rolleyes:

Macoonie: Dude! What're you doing?!

Drek: Play along. We're just bantering in character. Since we're babyfaces and Edwards is a heel, it'll be good practice for us.

Macoonie: Alright. Gotcha! ;)
Brock: This ain't no joke. I'm not playing around.

wrestlingfan66513
09-09-2012, 11:18 AM
Mr. Blood: with you two morons as champions, it's no surprise that these other random assholes think they have a shot.

Hawk: They were all already coming here since you won the titles, but the contracts took time so by the time we won them, they were in.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:20 AM
Brock: This ain't no joke. I'm not playing around.

Macconie: I think you mean, this isn't a joke?

Drek: Watch that grammar of yours, But seeing as how you hang around with Matt Ryder all day, it makes sense that you'd pick up on his sort of dialect.

Macoonie: After all, it's pretty obvious that everyone from The Shore are a bunch of orange skinned, libido driven, guidos.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:21 AM
Macconie: I think you mean, this isn't a joke?

Drek: Watch that grammar of yours, But seeing as how you hang around with Matt Ryder all day, it makes sense that you'd pick up on his sort of dialect.

Macoonie: After all, it's pretty obvious that everyone from The Shore are a bunch of orange skinned, libido driven, guidos.
Ryder: You talking trash about me, bro. Bring it! I ain't afraid of some marks.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:23 AM
Ryder: You talking trash about me, bro. Bring it! I ain't afraid of some marks.

Drek: Believe me, we all know that the both of you are more than "bros". ;)

Macoonie: Don't deny it.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:24 AM
Drek: Believe me, we all know that the both of you are more than "bros". ;)

Macoonie: Don't deny it.
Ryder: I'm not like that bro. I don't pitch for the other them. I ain't Eddings.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:30 AM
Ryder: I'm not like that bro. I don't pitch for the other them. I ain't Eddings.

Drek: Yeah, well you just....

Macoonie: Wait!

*Pulls Drek over to a corner*

Drek: What? I was just getting into it.

Macoonie: That's the problem. Ryder's a tweener. If we're going to get over as faces, we need to antagonize the heels not people who play middle ground.

Drek: Don't you get it? People who sign up as tweeners nowadays always appeal to heel tactics. Besides, once they're tweeners, they just morph into heels due to their inability to control the tweener aspect.

Macconie: True. And he is with Edwards all the time so he's basically a "heel by association".

Drek: See? Now you're getting it.

*Both men approach Ryder and Edwards*

Drek: As I was saying, Ryder, you pitch alright; a tent whenever Edwards is around. ;)

Macoonie: BURRRRRRN!

*Drek and Macoonie high five*

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:34 AM
Drek: Yeah, well you just....

Macoonie: Wait!

*Pulls Drek over to a corner*

Drek: What? I was just getting into it.

Macoonie: That's the problem. Ryder's a tweener. If we're going to get over as faces, we need to antagonize the heels not people who play middle ground.

Drek: Don't you get it? People who sign up as tweeners nowadays always appeal to heel tactics. Besides, once they're tweeners, they just morph into heels due to their inability to control the tweener aspect.

Macconie: True. And he is with Edwards all the time so he's basically a "heel by association".

Drek: See? Now you're getting it.

*Both men approach Ryder and Edwards*

Drek: As I was saying, Ryder, you pitch alright; a tent whenever Edwards is around. ;)

Macoonie: BURRRRRRN!

*Drek and Macoonie high five*
Ryder: I hope you guys don't get drafted where I'm going.

Brock: I don't care. I beat their asses right now.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:38 AM
Ryder: I hope you guys don't get drafted where I'm going.

Brock: I don't care. I beat their asses right now.

Drek: We hope the same. There's no way we'd be able to handle your brand of hazing.

Macoonie: It'd probably involve us stripping naked under the premise that it promotes self esteem or something. Yeah right. :rolleyes:

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:39 AM
Drek: We hope the same. There's no way we'd be able to handle your brand of hazing.

Macoonie: It'd probably involve us stripping naked under the premise that it promotes self esteem or something. Yeah right. :rolleyes:
Both: We ain't Eddings!

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:42 AM
Both: We ain't Eddings!

Drek: We know, we know. You're not Eddings.

Macoonie: You're Elton John and David Furnish!

Drek: Aren't they Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder?

Macoonie: What's the difference?

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:44 AM
Drek: We know, we know. You're not Eddings.

Macoonie: You're Elton John and David Furnish!

Drek: Aren't they Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder?

Macoonie: What's the difference?
Brock: Go play somewhere else.

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 11:46 AM
Brock: Go play somewhere else.

Drek: We get it. You two want your privacy. ;)

Macoonie: Alright, alright. We'll get going now.

Drek: Pssst! One tip, use rubber.

*Drek and Macoonie laugh heartily as they walk away.*

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:49 AM
Drek: We get it. You two want your privacy. ;)

Macoonie: Alright, alright. We'll get going now.

Drek: Pssst! One tip, use rubber.

*Drek and Macoonie laugh heartily as they walk away.*
Ryder: Your blogs are stupid.

CM Rock-Austin
09-09-2012, 02:07 PM
Drek and Macoonie are 2 of my favorites right now lol. I am trying to make my promo the best one I have ever done.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 02:23 PM
Drek and Macoonie are 2 of my favorites right now lol. I am trying to make my promo the best one I have ever done.

I bet you'll knock it out of the park bro. the two i've gotten so far from others have been excellent

Torphy
09-09-2012, 03:06 PM
Promo has been sent! Hopefully it'll match up to the others :)

TTC
09-09-2012, 03:38 PM
I hope to have a good promo.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 05:49 PM
Vandetta: How is everyone doing tonight?

Darius: Well, I was better.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 05:50 PM
Vandetta: How is everyone doing tonight?

Darius: Well, I was better.

Smokey: Darius...no one cares....Vandetta all is well. Just preparing for Glory Days. I'm sure you'll be in attendance backstage.

OOC: So if the third person doesn't get back to me by Tues Vand, I'm gonna ask someone else, but I might ask you to tackle the two matches I asked him to do if thats cool

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 05:54 PM
Smokey: Darius...no one cares....Vandetta all is well. Just preparing for Glory Days. I'm sure you'll be in attendance backstage.

OOC: So if the third person doesn't get back to me by Tues Vand, I'm gonna ask someone else, but I might ask you to tackle the two matches I asked him to do if thats cool

OOC: I've got the time, mate, so I should be able to.

Vandetta: Excellent news, Smokey, and yes I will be, and no disrespect, but I do care about Darius's well being, and everyone elses as well, even if he does have an issue with me.

Darius: At least someone isn't a dick.

TTC
09-09-2012, 06:00 PM
Ryder: Who wants to listen to Justin Bieber?!

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 06:00 PM
Mr. Smyth: So tell us about yourself, Vandetta. What's your background?

OOC: How would one get involved with writing up matches?

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 06:01 PM
Mr. Smyth: So tell us about yourself, Vandetta. What's your background?

OOC: How would one get involved with writing up matches?

Smokey: His background is he is the right guy for the job Smyth.


OOC: Shoot me a PM bud

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 06:04 PM
Smokey: His background is he is the right guy for the job Smyth.

Mr. Smyth: What are you, his spokesperson? I'm sure he is the right guy, but I want to get to know the man who could potentially be my new boss.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 06:10 PM
Mr. Smyth: What are you, his spokesperson? I'm sure he is the right guy, but I want to get to know the man who could potentially be my new boss.

Vandetta: Enthusiasm, I like it. You'll learn who I am if I become your boss, Smyth, until then, the information is irrelevant.

TTC
09-09-2012, 06:12 PM
Vandetta: Enthusiasm, I like it. You'll learn who I am if I become your boss, Smyth, until then, the information is irrelevant.

Ryder: Hey, bro you wanna hear some Bieber?

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 06:23 PM
Vandetta: Enthusiasm, I like it. You'll learn who I am if I become your boss, Smyth, until then, the information is irrelevant.

Mr. Smyth: The information is irrelevant? The information I am requesting is about you. Are you saying that you are not relevant?

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 07:00 PM
HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!

Sixth form is such a bitch, as well as all my teachers. Fuckin cunts text my dad saying that I have detention! Just for failing to hand my essay in! FUCK. YOU.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 07:01 PM
Sorry about the swearing. :)

K2Jelly
09-09-2012, 07:06 PM
Sorry about the swearing. :)

No you're not. :rolleyes:

TTC
09-09-2012, 07:07 PM
That's why I never want to be a teacher.

bearkg88
09-09-2012, 07:07 PM
No you're not. :rolleyes:

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE!! I damn you k2

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 07:11 PM
HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!

Sixth form is such a bitch, as well as all my teachers. Fuckin cunts text my dad saying that I have detention! Just for failing to hand my essay in! FUCK. YOU.

At a risk of some backlash...maybe you should have handed in your essay? lol

This whole text message thing is a bag of shite though. Schools that text parents. Parents themselves can't be arsed raising their kids in person anymore, so they send them texts if everyone is in a different room.

In 10 years time, there will be an app to raise your kids.

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 07:11 PM
No you're not. :rolleyes:

Well, I think that smiley gave it away! ;)

Shaz11
09-09-2012, 07:15 PM
At a risk of some backlash...maybe you should have handed in your essay? lol

This whole text message thing is a bag of shite though. Schools that text parents. Parents themselves can't be arsed raising their kids in person anymore, so they send them texts if everyone is in a different room.

In 10 years time, there will be an app to raise your kids.

I finished my essay yesterday, my teacher said on Friday that I can hand it in tomorrow. So I was okay until now, stupid teachers!

Ahhh, I remember when I was in Year 7 lol. Me and a few mates got in trouble cause we accused my science teacher of having a "boner" on a girl that he does favouritism. LOL.

BennyTheBall
09-09-2012, 07:20 PM
I finished my essay yesterday, my teacher said on Friday that I can hand it in tomorrow. So I was okay until now, stupid teachers!

Ahhh, I remember when I was in Year 7 lol. Me and a few mates got in trouble cause we accused my science teacher of having a "boner" on a girl that he does favouritism. LOL.

See, now, to entertain myself as a kid, I had the Commodore 64. That was a boss of a computer console, where to load a game, you had to insert a cassette tape and wait about 20 minutes for it to load.

These days, you can wi-fi, zap-beam, bluetooth the same amount of info into your iToaster in a fraction of a second.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 08:41 PM
Mr. Smyth: The information is irrelevant? The information I am requesting is about you. Are you saying that you are not relevant?

Vandetta: Why learn information before hand? It could make you paranoid, could it not?

Darius: Oh it could.

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 08:43 PM
Hey everybody I am back! I was away all weekend. Spending time with a special lady friend went to visit her and it was just a great time

You guys miss me? :D

TTC
09-09-2012, 08:46 PM
Hey everybody I am back! I was away all weekend. Spending time with a special lady friend went to visit her and it was just a great time

You guys miss me? :D

And you are?

Nah I kid. Been good man.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 08:49 PM
Hey everybody I am back! I was away all weekend. Spending time with a special lady friend went to visit her and it was just a great time

You guys miss me? :D

Oh good you're back! Bears been trying to get a hold of you, boy!

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 08:49 PM
Oh good you're back! Bears been trying to get a hold of you, boy!
I see that and I PMd him back. Sorry but I had this be MUCH more important

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 08:54 PM
I see that and I PMd him back. Sorry but I had this be MUCH more important

Clearly ;P We were assuming you were going drunk Jose again! Hope everything went well ;D

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 08:56 PM
Clearly ;P We were assuming you were going drunk Jose again! Hope everything went well ;D
NO I WAS NOT DRUNKJOSE! I was there to spend time with this girl I like and she likes me so we just spent the day together hanging out. We went to a football game and enjoyed ourselves there and then dinner. We went to Brunch this morning and we walked through this garden.It was amazing

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 08:59 PM
NO I WAS NOT DRUNKJOSE! I was there to spend time with this girl I like and she likes me so we just spent the day together hanging out. We went to a football game and enjoyed ourselves there and then dinner. We went to Brunch this morning and we walked through this garden.It was amazing

Well done, my man!

http://ponycraft.net/wp-content/forum-image-uploads/dj-v0rt3x/2012/08/Clap.gif

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 09:00 PM
Well done, my man!

http://ponycraft.net/wp-content/forum-image-uploads/dj-v0rt3x/2012/08/Clap.gif

No alcohol and no sex I was the perfect gentlemen!

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 09:06 PM
No alcohol and no sex I was the perfect gentlemen!

Even better!

http://cdn.chud.com/9/95/959b65b0_15fc7_ORIG-the_rock_clap_clap_gif.gif

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 09:07 PM
So anybody wanna catch me up on what I missed?

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 09:10 PM
So anybody wanna catch me up on what I missed?

Quick Summary for everyone:

Bear is staying, he is going to do a new format for his writing so he has time.
A second show will be added after Glory Days, the show will be named Insanity.
Insanity's GM is Rex Vandetta (written by me as well)
I will be writing Insanity.
A draft will be held on the Karnage after Glory Days so Insanity can get a roster started.
ANYONE CAN BE DRAFTED.
IC'ing is alive and well once more!

TTC
09-09-2012, 09:12 PM
Quick Summary for everyone:

Bear is staying, he is going to do a new format for his writing so he has time.
A second show will be added after Glory Days, the show will be named Insanity.
Insanity's GM is Rex Vandetta (written by me as well)
I will be writing Insanity.
A draft will be held on the Karnage after Glory Days so Insanity can get a roster started.
ANYONE CAN BE DRAFTED.
IC'ing is alive and well once more!
You forgot about Maximum Insanity.

HolyJose2391
09-09-2012, 09:12 PM
Quick Summary for everyone:

Bear is staying, he is going to do a new format for his writing so he has time.
A second show will be added after Glory Days, the show will be named Insanity.
Insanity's GM is Rex Vandetta (written by me as well)
I will be writing Insanity.
A draft will be held on the Karnage after Glory Days so Insanity can get a roster started.
ANYONE CAN BE DRAFTED.
IC'ing is alive and well once more!

WOO! And yeah I read his PM. I am BACK UP!

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 09:14 PM
You forgot about Maximum Insanity.

Yeah, my bad. XD I was just told about it earlier :P

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:42 PM
Vandetta: Everyone must be resting! Glory Days is coming up after all, so that is a wise decision!

Darius: They're all out getting plastered.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:42 PM
IC: Lawman: What the hell! Do I not get a spot on the ICW roster?

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:43 PM
Vandetta: Everyone must be resting! Glory Days is coming up after all, so that is a wise decision!

Darius: They're all out getting plastered.
Ryder: I'm just listening to Justin Bieber.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:45 PM
Darius (to Lawman): Left off the list, I'm guessing?

Vandetta: I'll see what I can do about that.

*Vandetta runs down the hall to his office*

Darius: I should kick Ryder's ass for listening to that punk, but thats punishment enough.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:46 PM
Ryder: I'm just listening to Justin Bieber.

IC: Lawman: When you're done with that, listen to this. ***Hands Ryder a MP3 player Loaded with Boy Band music and Rebecca Black album. {Because I'm mean.}***

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:47 PM
Darius (to Lawman): Left off the list, I'm guessing?

Vandetta: I'll see what I can do about that.

*Vandetta runs down the hall to his office*

Darius: I should kick Ryder's ass for listening to that punk, but thats punishment enough.
Ryder: Would you like to listen to One Direction?

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:47 PM
IC: Lawman: When you're done with that, listen to this. ***Hands Ryder a MP3 player Loaded with Boy Band music and Rebecca Black album. {Because I'm mean.}***

Darius: Oh dear lord, no. He will love that shit.

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:47 PM
IC: Lawman: When you're done with that, listen to this. ***Hands Ryder a MP3 player Loaded with Boy Band music and Rebecca Black album. {Because I'm mean.}***
Ryder: Thanks, bro.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:49 PM
Darius: Oh dear lord, no. He will love that shit.

IC: Lawman: Well maybe he'll burn out of it. Either way, him and Eddings need to become an item. Hehe.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:51 PM
IC: Lawman: Well maybe he'll burn out of it. Either way, him and Eddings need to become an item. Hehe.

Darius: If he starts dancing around to Friday, I will kill you.

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:51 PM
IC: Lawman: Well maybe he'll burn out of it. Either way, him and Eddings need to become an item. Hehe.
Ryder: Go play in the street.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:53 PM
Darius: If he starts dancing around to Friday, I will kill you.

IC: Lawman: I wouldn't worry about him dancing alone to Friday. I'd be worried about him dancing with Eddings to Friday. And Saturday, and Sunday.......

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:53 PM
IC: Lawman: I wouldn't worry about him dancing alone to Friday. I'd be worried about him dancing with Eddings to Friday. And Saturday, and Sunday.......

Darius: He danced into the locker room while blaring Justin Bieber.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:54 PM
Ryder: Go play in the street.

IC: Lawman: I've got important things to do. Playing in the "Street" is a you thing. Especially the One way streets according to Eddings.

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:55 PM
IC: Lawman: I've got important things to do. Playing in the "Street" is a you thing. Especially the One way streets according to Eddings.
Ryder: The only reason you talk about Eddings is because you miss him.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:56 PM
Darius: He danced into the locker room while blaring Justin Bieber.

IC: Lawman: As long as his simple ass mind is pre-occupied I don't care.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:56 PM
*Vandetta returns from his office*

Darius: The kids are fighting, Rex.

Vandetta: Oh come on guys!

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:56 PM
Darius: He danced into the locker room while blaring Justin Bieber.
Ryder: You know it bro.

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:57 PM
*Vandetta returns from his office*

Darius: The kids are fighting, Rex.

Vandetta: Oh come on guys!
Ryder: Darius said he can do a better job then you as GM.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:57 PM
Ryder: The only reason you talk about Eddings is because you miss him.

IC: Lawman: Of course I do. When he is here, he keeps those dumbass fanboys Kayfabulous occupied.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 10:58 PM
Ryder: Darius said he can do a better job then you as GM.

IC: Lawman: I heard this too.

TTC
09-09-2012, 10:59 PM
IC: Lawman: Of course I do. When he is here, he keeps those dumbass fanboys Kayfabulous occupied.
Ryder: At least they ain't as bad as that Rhoden guy.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Ryder: Darius said he can do a better job then you as GM.

Darius: Ryder ... Fuck it.

*Darius nails Ryder with a big boot, sending him on his ass*

Vandetta: Darius! What the hell did I ...

Darius: You aren't my boss, fuck face.

Vandetta: I could be!

Darius: I'll drop you next.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:00 PM
Darius: Ryder ... Fuck it.

*Darius nails Ryder with a big boot, sending him on his ass*

Vandetta: Darius! What the hell did I ...

Darius: You aren't my boss, fuck face.

Vandetta: I could be!

Darius: I'll drop you next.
Ryder: Not cool, bro.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 11:02 PM
Ryder: Not cool, bro.

OOC: You'd be out cold.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:05 PM
OOC: You'd be out cold.
OOC: I forgot to put he passes out after.

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 11:09 PM
OOC: LMAO xD I wasn't feeling the debate with Darius tonight, got attacked by wasps earlier

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:11 PM
OOC: LMAO xD I wasn't feeling the debate with Darius tonight, got attacked by wasps earlier
OOC: That must hurt.

Amerinaine
09-09-2012, 11:25 PM
OOC: Tyndell does need to come back on here. I like our little comedy troupe, and it misses something with out his Eddings Character.

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:28 PM
OOC: Hi all, what's shakin'?

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:29 PM
OOC: Tyndell does need to come back on here. I like our little comedy troupe, and it misses something with out his Eddings Character.
OOC: He is online at times, but he has been rarely posting.

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:29 PM
OOC: Hi all, what's shakin'?
OOC: Nothing much. You?

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:32 PM
OOC: Nothing much. You?

OOC: Recovering from one hell of a weekend... worked two ten hour shifts almost back to back...

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:33 PM
OOC: Recovering from one hell of a weekend... worked two ten hour shifts almost back to back...
OOC: That sucks man.

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:34 PM
OOC: That sucks man.

OOC: Could be worse... bills gotta be paid, you know how it is...

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:34 PM
OOC: Could be worse... bills gotta be paid, you know how it is...
OOC: True.

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:36 PM
OOC: True.

OOC: What's been going on with you guys?

TTC
09-09-2012, 11:39 PM
OOC: What's been going on with you guys?
OOC: Nothing much. Just enjoying life.

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:41 PM
OOC: Nothing much. Just enjoying life.

OOC: Amen to that! Been trying to catch up with all that's ICW... feel like I've been out of the loop...

Vandarius
09-09-2012, 11:42 PM
OOC: Amen to that! Been trying to catch up with all that's ICW... feel like I've been out of the loop...

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me bro!

I'll be back on tomorrow morning guys! Have a good night

scribbler_jones
09-09-2012, 11:58 PM
If you have any questions, feel free to PM me bro!

I'll be back on tomorrow morning guys! Have a good night

OOC: Roger that man. Good night!

BennyTheBall
09-10-2012, 05:35 AM
No alcohol and no sex I was the perfect gentlemen!

You're disappointing God, you know that?

BennyTheBall
09-10-2012, 07:05 AM
Vandetta: Why learn information before hand? It could make you paranoid, could it not?

Mr. Smyth: It's the basic concept of business. Learn about the people you work with. Identify their strengths and their weaknesses. Learn their personality. Whilst there is a 50% chance that I wouldn't be working for/with you as a result of the draft, there is nothing to say that our paths won't cross in the future.

But as a businessman, hand selected by Big Smoke, you already know that, right?

HolyJose2391
09-10-2012, 07:56 AM
You're disappointing God, you know that?
Well...too bad I had a fantastic weekend with her

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-10-2012, 08:06 AM
Asked for a PM almost two days ago as to what I have to do for Karnage... or just the PPV but, no one has given me anything. I'm getting ready to take my baby to an emergency Doctor appointment so PLEASE can someone PM me on whats going on and what (if anything) I need to do for Artemis? Thanks!

Torphy
09-10-2012, 08:14 AM
Asked for a PM almost two days ago as to what I have to do for Karnage... or just the PPV but, no one has given me anything. I'm getting ready to take my baby to an emergency Doctor appointment so PLEASE can someone PM me on whats going on and what (if anything) I need to do for Artemis? Thanks!

Karnage was cancelled for this week there's only going to be Glory Days. As for promos you need to PM bear yourself if you want to do one, that's what we were told anyway :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-10-2012, 08:15 AM
Karnage was cancelled for this week there's only going to be Glory Days. As for promos you need to PM bear yourself if you want to do one, that's what we were told anyway :)

Thanks a bunch bro. Vandarius just PM'd the guts and glory of it all lol. :)

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 09:01 AM
Long weekend, but I am back.
Who missed me? Come on, who missed me?

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 09:21 AM
Vandetta: Glory Days is approaching fast, ladies and gentlemen! I hope you are all prepared for the match ups of your life!

Darius: And ready for a new ICW Champion

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 09:38 AM
Damian: Haaay, Vandetta and Darius!

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 09:48 AM
Damian: Haaay, Vandetta and Darius!

Darius: Uhm ... Who are you?

Vandetta: A rising star! That's who he is!

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 10:25 AM
Darius: Uhm ... Who are you?

Vandetta: A rising star! That's who he is!

Eddings: Van hit it on the money, suga.

Whiz: Aw, nigga, came in at the wrong time!

Iceman: Let's get out of here, bruh.

Whiz: No, I'm settling this once and for all. *Grabs ball bat and waves menacingly at Eddings*

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 10:32 AM
Eddings: Van hit it on the money, suga.

Whiz: Aw, nigga, came in at the wrong time!

Iceman: Let's get out of here, bruh.

Whiz: No, I'm settling this once and for all. *Brabs ball bat and waves menacingly at Eddings*

*Darius looks at the three men and makes this face*

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/1274465753023.gif

*then he does this*

Darius: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8s21qiAtE1qa3yy9.gif

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 10:39 AM
Shaz: Oh lord, why Smokey why? Why hire someone who can't even do his job properly?! Jheeze.

Amerinaine
09-10-2012, 10:44 AM
IC: Lawman: ***A woman walks into Lawman's Locker room.***

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 11:10 AM
*Eddings takes Whiz's ball bat to the head. The bat shatters and Eddings falls unconscious.*

Whiz: Yeah, get some!

Iceman: NIGGA! THAT WAS MY BAT SIGNED BY JACKIE ROBINSON!

Whiz: ...My bad. At least you aint pay for it, you jacked it from some old nigga!

Ice: That don't mean SHIT! Come get some! You gonna pay for that bat, nigga! *Gets into fighting stance*

scribbler_jones
09-10-2012, 11:27 AM
Sagittarius Blue: *Looks out his locker room door wondering what the hell is going on now*

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 11:32 AM
Whiz: Easy, man, you my homeboy! Chill- it was just a bat.

*Iceman ignores this and one punch to the face levels Whiz*

Eddings: *slowly regaining consciousness* Wha...?

scribbler_jones
09-10-2012, 12:03 PM
Whiz: Easy, man, you my homeboy! Chill- it was just a bat.

*Iceman ignores this and one punch to the face levels Whiz*

Eddings: *slowly regaining consciousness* Wha...?

Sagittarius Blue: Eddings! Yo man, what the fuck is going on?

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 12:04 PM
*Vandetta just facepalms*

Vandetta: Good lord, people.

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 12:10 PM
*Vandetta just facepalms*

Vandetta: Good lord, people.

Shaz: Pfft. Now you know how I felt after Smokey hired you.

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 12:11 PM
Shaz: Pfft. Now you know how I felt after Smokey hired you.

Vandetta: I'll remember that smart mouth remark if you're drafted to Insanity, boy.

Darius: Hahahahahahaha

Amerinaine
09-10-2012, 12:31 PM
IC: Lawman: Looks like the Pretty Messed-up Shemales Whiz and Ice are here. ***Walks into his locker room. Locks Door***

CM Rock-Austin
09-10-2012, 01:04 PM
Jackson: This is comedy hahaha, so many stupid people.

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 01:05 PM
Vandetta: I'll remember that smart mouth remark if you're drafted to Insanity, boy.

Darius: Hahahahahahaha

Shaz: Bitch please, you ain't even the boss me of me! You couldn't even handle a bloody rat let alone the best in the world!

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 01:06 PM
Jackson: This is comedy hahaha, so many stupid people.

Shaz: Congratulations Jackson Smith! You've actually describe yourself using one word!

KJ PUNK
09-10-2012, 01:13 PM
PUNK: Damn, this company has some fucked up people in it.





I like it.

scribbler_jones
09-10-2012, 01:57 PM
Sagittarius Blue: *comes out of his locker room wearing his MMA gear with a bottle of water*

... I never have any clue what is going on in this place...

Torphy
09-10-2012, 01:59 PM
Sagittarius Blue: *comes out of his locker room wearing his MMA gear with a bottle of water*

... I never have any clue what is going on in this place...

To find out about everything that goes on in ICW.. we're gonna need a montage..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9Uwhjlog8

scribbler_jones
09-10-2012, 02:11 PM
To find out about everything that goes on in ICW.. we're gonna need a montage..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9Uwhjlog8

Sagittarius Blue: *stares blankly, then rubs his temples...*

Okay... let's start with why Eddings just got laid out with a bat... Speaking of which: Eddings! You okay?

The Tyndall Effect
09-10-2012, 02:30 PM
Eddings: Uh... I think I'll be fine.

Iceman: *grabs Whiz by the ankles and drags him out*

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 03:30 PM
Shaz: Bitch please, you ain't even the boss me of me! You couldn't even handle a bloody rat let alone the best in the world!

Vandetta: Hey Darius

Darius: Yeah?

Vandetta: I'll forget about the Ryder incident if you take care of Shaz for me.

Darius: Do it yourself, I don't need anymore blood on me today.

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 03:33 PM
Vandetta: Hey Darius

Darius: Yeah?

Vandetta: I'll forget about the Ryder incident if you take care of Shaz for me.

Darius: Do it yourself, I don't need anymore blood on me today.

Shaz: Oh what? Scared to do yourself now are we? You wanna get Darius on me, bring it on.

Vandarius
09-10-2012, 03:51 PM
Shaz: Oh what? Scared to do yourself now are we? You wanna get Darius on me, bring it on.

Darius: He probably doesn't want to get fired, something you should consider.

Vandetta: Yeah, Shaz. What happens if you're drafted to Insanity and I DO become your boss? Hmm?

Darius: Oh lord.

K2Jelly
09-10-2012, 04:05 PM
Rhoden: So how many of you guys signed up to Maximum Insanity?

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 04:11 PM
Darius: He probably doesn't want to get fired, something you should consider.

Vandetta: Yeah, Shaz. What happens if you're drafted to Insanity and I DO become your boss? Hmm?

Darius: Oh lord.

Shaz: Oh god. Just cause you is gonna be a GM, don't mean that you can fuck me about mate.

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 04:15 PM
Rhoden: So how many of you guys signed up to Maximum Insanity?

Tyler Jones: I am one of the wrestlers. So what goes on around here?

Shaz: Oh dear, another rookie.

Tyler Jones: Indeed I am, your Shaz aren't you?

Shaz: Well, I am the one who is gonna win the ICW Championship after I win the Money in the Bank briefcase which will contain the ICW title shot. So, in all fairness...CAUSE I'M FUCKIN SHAZ!

Tyler Jones: Calm down mate! I only asked if you were Shaz, I didn't ask for a life story!

K2Jelly
09-10-2012, 04:17 PM
Tyler Jones: I am one of the wrestlers. So what goes on around here?

Shaz: Oh dear, another rookie.

Tyler Jones: Indeed I am, your Shaz aren't you?

Shaz: Well, I am the one who is gonna win the ICW Championship after I win the Money in the Bank briefcase which will contain the ICW title shot. So, in all fairness...CAUSE I'M FUCKIN SHAZ!

Tyler Jones: Calm down mate! I only asked if you were Shaz, I didn't ask for a life story!

Rhoden: He's a bit gruff, but he's pretty nice once you get to know him. He taught me a lot of interesting jargon AND he was even kind enough to show me that someone had switched up my resume with someone else's.

Shaz11
09-10-2012, 04:19 PM
Tyler Jones: I am one of the wrestlers. So what goes on around here?

Shaz: Oh dear, another rookie.

Tyler Jones: Indeed I am, your Shaz aren't you?

Shaz: Well, I am the one who is gonna win the ICW Championship after I win the Money in the Bank briefcase which will contain the ICW title shot. So, in all fairness...CAUSE I'M FUCKIN SHAZ!

Tyler Jones: Calm down mate! I only asked if you were Shaz, I didn't ask for a life story!

Usain Kingston: Welcome Tyler Jones to da ICW. Mans name is Usain Kingston! Nice to see dat you is signed up for da Maximum Intensity!

Tyler Jones: Pleasure to meet you Usain Kingston! *Jones sniffs* Is that weed I smell?

Usain Kingston: Indeed it it blad! U want sum? Man has got plenty in da locker room blad!

Tyler Jones: No thanks! I don't wanna fail the ermm..you know..wellness policy test..The Predator doesn't smoke, I am straight edge.