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The Tyndall Effect
09-01-2012, 07:42 PM
Blaine: Can you fist pump me somewhere else instead? *giggles*

TTC
09-01-2012, 07:42 PM
Blaine: Can you fist pump me somewhere else instead? *giggles*
Brock: That's it, I'm leaving. *Drives away in his car*

The Tyndall Effect
09-01-2012, 08:03 PM
Blaine: Sad to see Brock go... but are YOU still there, Ryder? I want to Ryde-U!

TTC
09-01-2012, 08:04 PM
Blaine: Sad to see Brock go... but are YOU still there, Ryder? I want to Ryde-U!
*Ryder runs and hides in the restroom, before Blaine can find him*

The Tyndall Effect
09-01-2012, 08:05 PM
Blaine: Now I'm all alone...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

ooh, Akon! I'd ride him too.

TTC
09-01-2012, 08:07 PM
Man Blaine is so funny.

The Tyndall Effect
09-01-2012, 08:09 PM
Man Blaine is so funny.

Having a whole lot of fun with him. Makes me wonder what Numbs and the gang would think of him... Me gots an idea for All-Stars 3!

bearkg88
09-01-2012, 08:38 PM
Ok guys. Hopping on real quick for the night. TTC, glad to see ya sign up with a second character. Tyndall Effect, interesting character, glad to have ya on board. Ill get the front page updated tomorrow with all the new people, also editing in Artemis Eclipse promo in a sec

CricketTragic
09-02-2012, 06:07 AM
Great show mate liked it

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 07:05 AM
So how is everyone's promos coming along?

Destruction
09-02-2012, 07:07 AM
So how is everyone's promos coming along?

I did not get one. So very crap :D

No_1eddiefan
09-02-2012, 07:07 AM
So how is everyone's promos coming along?

You have mine.... :')

The other one will be done shortly. I have the first part. :)

TTC
09-02-2012, 07:17 AM
So how is everyone's promos coming along?
Didn't get one, so okay.

I did not get one. So very crap :D

Me too.

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 07:42 AM
I meant for the ones who I gave one to. :p

HolyJose2391
09-02-2012, 07:54 AM
You shall get my promos Monday or tonight

Torphy
09-02-2012, 08:08 AM
So how is everyone's promos coming along?

Sent you one, working on the other :)

TTC
09-02-2012, 08:10 AM
Sent you one, working on the other :)

I can't wait for Adonis's promo.

Torphy
09-02-2012, 08:17 AM
I can't wait for Adonis's promo.

Thanks dude! I need to make him more heelish though, so far he's coming across as a comedic face :P

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:02 AM
Brock: Where is every fool?

Rehmix
09-02-2012, 09:03 AM
Thanks dude! I need to make him more heelish though, so far he's coming across as a comedic face :P

Your guy's name is Malcolm, how weird?

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:09 AM
Brock: Where is every fool?

Shaz: As far as I'm concerned, you're the biggest fool on the roster.

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:12 AM
Shaz: As far as I'm concerned, you're the biggest fool on the roster.

Brock: Says you? Like I care.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:13 AM
Brock: Says you? Like I care.

Shaz: Pfft. If you don't care then why you calling everyone out?!

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:15 AM
Shaz: Pfft. If you don't care then why you calling everyone out?!

Brock: Just wanted to see what fool would answer.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:19 AM
Brock: Just wanted to see what fool would answer.

Shaz: Oh, so your craving for approval now?

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 09:20 AM
Hart: Kyle diamond, I have a surprise for you this week. Needless to say, everyone will see your true colors

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:21 AM
Shaz: Oh, so your craving for approval now?

Brock: No. Not at all.

Torphy
09-02-2012, 09:22 AM
Your guy's name is Malcolm, how weird?

Oh you've got a Malcolm too? I didn't realise, it's a great name :P

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:26 AM
Brock: No. Not at all.

Shaz: Then why do you wanna hear the ICW rosters voice?

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 09:27 AM
Shaz: Then why do you wanna hear the ICW rosters voice?

Hart: because his mother put oranges in a sock and beat him so bad he became stupid. Brock Edwards is the definition of an idiot

magglis
09-02-2012, 09:28 AM
Hart: because his mother put oranges in a sock and beat him so bad he became stupid. Brock Edwards is the definition of an idiot
Angelo: Ouch...

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:28 AM
Hart: because his mother put oranges in a sock and beat him so bad he became stupid. Brock Edwards is the definition of an idiot

Shaz: Oh look! It's the guy from HWA: Total Resistance! So what's up then?..Rookie?

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:31 AM
Hart: because his mother put oranges in a sock and beat him so bad he became stupid. Brock Edwards is the definition of an idiot

Brock: Another prankster. How cute.

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:33 AM
Shaz: Then why do you wanna hear the ICW rosters voice?

Brock: To hear how stupid they sound at times.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:34 AM
Brock: To hear how stupid they sound at times.

Shaz: Yeahhh. Excuses, excuses, excuses.

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:41 AM
Shaz: Yeahhh. Excuses, excuses, excuses.

Brock: No excuses.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:42 AM
Brock: No excuses.

Shaz: So what was the excuse of yourself being born then? Did the condom split or something? Were you a mistake?

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:44 AM
Shaz: So what was the excuse of yourself being born then? Did the condom split or something? Were you a mistake?

Brock: I was no mistake like yourself.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 09:48 AM
Brock: I was no mistake like yourself.

Shaz: Bitch please. Everyone knows that you were a mistake. I guess the condom did split then?

TTC
09-02-2012, 09:50 AM
Shaz: Bitch please. Everyone knows that you were a mistake. I guess the condom did split then?

Brock: Like I said I was no mistake from my dear parents.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:04 AM
Brock: Like I said I was no mistake from my dear parents.

Shaz: Yes Brock, keep telling lies rookie.

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:11 AM
Shaz: Yes Brock, keep telling lies rookie.

Brock: Just shut up Shaz while I listen to my IPod. *Starts to listen to IPod and ignores Shaz*

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:12 AM
Brock: Just shut up Shaz while I listen to my IPod. *Starts to listen to IPod and ignores Shaz*

Shaz: Pfft. How pathetic.

*Shaz kicks the IPod out of Brock's hand and rips his earphones off*

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:15 AM
Shaz: Pfft. How pathetic.

*Shaz kicks the IPod out of Brock's hand and rips his earphones off*

Brock: I don't mind jackass.

*Pulls out IPhone and listens to music*

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:16 AM
Brock: I don't mind jackass.

*Pulls out IPhone and listens to music*

Shaz: Jackass huh?

*Shaz kicks Brock's IPhone and breaks it*

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:19 AM
Shaz: Jackass huh?

*Shaz kicks Brock's IPhone and breaks it*

Brock: Now I'm mad. I want a new IPhone and IPod.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:22 AM
Brock: Now I'm mad. I want a new IPhone and IPod.

Shaz: Well go and cry to your mummy for a new one.

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:25 AM
Shaz: Well go and cry to your mummy for a new one.

Brock: How about this. I kick your ass in the ring and then you go ahead by me a new IPhone and IPod.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:29 AM
Brock: How about this. I kick your ass in the ring and then you go ahead by me a new IPhone and IPod.

Shaz: LOL. Are you serious or what?!

Destruction
09-02-2012, 10:32 AM
Brock: How about this. I kick your ass in the ring and then you go ahead by me a new IPhone and IPod.

Schweizner: He did you a favor douchebag. You recorded Usain banging a blond, and now you cannot masturbate to it... again

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 10:33 AM
Brock: Now I'm mad. I want a new IPhone and IPod.

*Hart motions with his pointer finger and thumb*

Hart:do you know what this is? This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song get the Fuck over it Mr big shot. If you are as big as you think you are why don't you just got buy new ones

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:33 AM
Shaz: LOL. Are you serious or what?!
Brock: Yes I am serious.

Schweizner: He did you a favor douchebag. You recorded Usain banging a blond, and now you cannot masturbate to it... again
Brock: I know why Gommenta doesn't talk. Because he has cocks in his mouth.

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:34 AM
*Hart motions with his pointer finger and thumb*

Hart:do you know what this is? This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song get the Fuck over it Mr big shot. If you are as big as you think you are why don't you just got buy new ones
Brock: Because I didn't break it dumbass.

Destruction
09-02-2012, 10:37 AM
Yes I am serious.

I know why Gommenta doesn't talk. Because he has cocks in his mouth.

Dude. That hurts. You didn't put Brock: or IC: :)

I'll assume you meant to though

Schweizner: Gommenta will annihilate you come Glory Days. Wait and see

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:41 AM
Dude. That hurts. You didn't put Brock: or IC: :)

I'll assume you meant to though

Schweizner: Gommenta will annihilate you come Glory Days. Wait and see
I'm sorry bro. Here is pie: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Pi_pie2.jpg/220px-Pi_pie2.jpg

Brock: I'll like to see him try.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 10:44 AM
Brock: Yes I am serious.

Brock: I know why Gommenta doesn't talk. Because he has cocks in his mouth.

Shaz: You obviously have got cocks in your mouth if you're moaning for a new IPhone and IPod.

TTC
09-02-2012, 10:46 AM
Shaz: You obviously have got cocks in your mouth if you're moaning for a new IPhone and IPod.
Brock: No. I just want justice done. You break it you pay for it.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:20 AM
Darius: Do any of you ever shut up? Holy sweet mother of jesus

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:24 AM
Darius: Do any of you ever shut up? Holy sweet mother of jesus
Brock: Not me, so what.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:31 AM
Brock: Not me, so what.

Darius: You talk a lot of smack for a mid-card, punk.

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:32 AM
Darius: You talk a lot of smack for a mid-card, punk.
Brock: I should what you think, why again?

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:35 AM
Brock: I should what you think, why again?

Darius: English, kid. Speak English here.

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:37 AM
Darius: English, kid. Speak English here.
Brock: Fine. I will be speak English. Better?

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:41 AM
Brock: Fine. I will be speak English. Better?

Darius: You're very annoying, I like it. I'll tell you what, maybe if you can prove yourself to me by Glory Days, I'll see what I can do about you facing me for my ICW Championship once I beat Van, Angelo and Kyojin.

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:42 AM
Darius: You're very annoying, I like it. I'll tell you what, maybe if you can prove yourself to me by Glory Days, I'll see what I can do about you facing me for my ICW Championship once I beat Van, Angelo and Kyojin.
Brock: You got yourself a deal. Only if you are able to all three men, of course.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:45 AM
Brock: You got yourself a deal. Only if you are able to all three men, of course.

Darius: Watch my past matches, those three won't be a problem.

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:46 AM
Darius: Watch my past matches, those three won't be a problem.
Brock: All I will need to watch is this next episodes of Karnage to see what you do,

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 11:48 AM
Brock: All I will need to watch is this next episodes of Karnage to see what you do,

Darius: Last week, I beat C.M. Punk in a steel cage match. These next two weeks, I'll beat whoever Kyojin & Van have lined up for me.

VanHooliganX
09-02-2012, 11:53 AM
Darius: You're very annoying, I like it. I'll tell you what, maybe if you can prove yourself to me by Glory Days, I'll see what I can do about you facing me for my ICW Championship once I beat Van, Angelo and Kyojin.

Van: You must really like that Bender video.

TTC
09-02-2012, 11:54 AM
Darius: Last week, I beat C.M. Punk in a steel cage match. These next two weeks, I'll beat whoever Kyojin & Van have lined up for me.
Brock: I'll admit that the C.M. Punk win was impressive, but I like to see who else you can beat.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 11:58 AM
Brock: No. I just want justice done. You break it you pay for it.

Shaz: Oh my days! A broken IPhone and an IPod won't exactly harm you will it!

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:00 PM
Shaz: Oh my days! A broken IPhone and an IPod won't exactly harm you will it!
Brock: Nope. However, I will make sure you pay for the damage that you created.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:01 PM
Shaz: Oh my days! A broken IPhone and an IPod won't exactly harm you will it!

Rhoden: You really should pay for it, man. I'd be pretty upset if someone broke something of mine and didn't take and responsibility for it. I could lend you some money to pay for it as long as you promise to pay me back. :)

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:04 PM
Brock: Nope. However, I will make sure you pay for the damage that you created.

Shaz: Holy. Shit. I better watch out now! Brock's gonna kick my ass dawg! I wonder what he's gonna be dreaming about next! :rolleyes:


Rhoden: You really should pay for it, man. I'd be pretty upset if someone broke something of mine and didn't take and responsibility for it. I could lend you some money to pay for it as long as you promise to pay me back. :)

Shaz: Actually, you know what I'll do! You give me money, I'll buy a new IPhone and IPod for that nincompoop over there, and then I forget to give you the money back? How sweet does that sound?!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:06 PM
Shaz: Actually, you know what I'll do! You give me money, I'll buy a new IPhone and IPod for that nincompoop over there, and then I forget to give you the money back? How sweet does that sound?!

Rhoden: I don't know, man. I don't get paid until I debut at Glory Days. You sure you wouldn't be able to pay me back?

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:07 PM
Angelo walks with his new IPod in his hand

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:08 PM
Shaz: Holy. Shit. I better watch out now! Brock's gonna kick my ass dawg! I wonder what he's gonna be dreaming about next! :rolleyes:
Brock: Just pay for the damage or else.


Shaz: Actually, you know what I'll do! You give me money, I'll buy a new IPhone and IPod for that nincompoop over there, and then I forget to give you the money back? How sweet does that sound?!
Ryder: Who you calling a nincompoop, bro?

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:08 PM
Angelo walks with his new IPod in his hand
Brock: Hand it over, please.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:11 PM
Rhoden: I don't know, man. I don't get paid until I debut at Glory Days. You sure you wouldn't be able to pay me back?

Shaz: No I wouldn't! Not even a penny, sorry but all my money goes on my cars, girls and houses. Hell, I've even got a Villa in Ibiza!


Brock: Just pay for the damage or else.


Ryder: Who you calling a nincompoop, bro?

Shaz: Or else what? You gonna kick my ass huh? Tough guy.

Who the fuck was talking to you? Cunt.

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:13 PM
Shaz: No I wouldn't! Not even a penny, sorry but all my money goes on my cars, girls and houses. Hell, I've even got a Villa in Ibiza!



Shaz: Or else what? You gonna kick my ass huh? Tough guy.

Who the fuck was talking to you? Cunt.
Brock: I will kick your ass. Just pay for my new IPhone and IPod.

Ryder: You don't call anyone nincompoop, bro.

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:13 PM
Brock: Hand it over, please.
Angelo: Va' a farti fottere, cagna!

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:14 PM
Angelo: Va' a farti fottere, cagna!
Brock: English, please.

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Brock: English, please.
Angelo: Fuck off,bitch!

Seriously fuck off

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Shaz: No I wouldn't! Not even a penny, sorry but all my money goes on my cars, girls and houses. Hell, I've even got a Villa in Ibiza!



Rhoden: So then how do you pay for food? :)

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Angelo: Va' a farti fottere, cagna!

Adonis: I'm not quite sure.. but.. I think that's Japanese for 'Malcolm Adonis is the greatest love making machine known to man'. I find it quite disturbing that he knows this.. as true as it is..

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Brock: I will kick your ass. Just pay for my new IPhone and IPod.

Ryder: You don't call anyone nincompoop, bro.

Shaz: You couldn't even kick Usain Kingston's ass! What makes you think you've got a chance at kicking mine you freak?!

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Angelo: Fuck off,bitch!

Seriously fuck off
Brock: Or what are you going to do? Speak in that boring ass language again.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:17 PM
Rhoden: So then how do you pay for food? :)

Shaz: I don't eat nothing besides pussy.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:17 PM
Brock: Or what are you going to do? Speak in that boring ass language again.

Shaz: So what is your language huh? Bullshit?

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:18 PM
Shaz: You couldn't even kick Usain Kingston's ass! What makes you think you've got a chance at kicking mine you freak?!

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Brock: I had the blunt already I just needed a lighter.

Ryder: You shut it!

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:18 PM
Adonis: I'm not quite sure.. but.. I think that's Japanese for 'Malcolm Adonis is the greatest love making machine known to man'. I find it quite disturbing that he knows this.. as true as it is..
Angelo: No that's fuck off bitch, you stupid cagna

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:18 PM
Shaz: So what is your language huh? Bullshit?
Brock: Let me give you a hint: Ingles.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:19 PM
Shaz: I don't eat nothing besides pussy.

Rhoden: You eat cats? That's horrible! :eek:

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:20 PM
Brock: Or what are you going to do? Speak in that boring ass language again.
Angelo: I'm not gonna do anything.I have no time for an idiot like you

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:21 PM
Angelo: I'm not gonna do anything.I have no time for an idiot like you
Brock: Or you are afraid of me.

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:22 PM
Angelo: No that's fuck off bitch, you stupid cagna

Adonis: Hell son, you need to lighten up, you know what am sayin'? Maybe I could give you a hand, help you lighten the load by knockin' that ugly ass, misshapen head off your tiny shoulders? I'd be doin' the whole world a favour!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:25 PM
Rhoden: Geez! What's with all the swearing? Your swear jars are gonna get filled to the brim at this rate!

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:26 PM
Brock: Or you are afraid of me.
Angelo shakes his head pushes BE and leaves

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:26 PM
Angelo shakes his head pushes BE and leaves
Brock: Yeah you just showed us how much of a fighter you are.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Brock: Let me give you a hint: Ingles.

Shaz: BREAKING NEWS: A wrestler also known as Brock Lesnar..No wait sorry..Brock Edwards has been found as the latest wrestler to create a new language! The language is called "Bullshit" as whatever comes out of his mouth is bullshit. We'll have more updates later tonight.


Rhoden: You eat cats? That's horrible! :eek:

Shaz: Nope, it was a joke you douchebag. Obviously I eat food you son of a bitch.

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:29 PM
Shaz: BREAKING NEWS: A wrestler also known as Brock Lesnar..No wait sorry..Brock Edwards has been found as the latest wrestler to create a new language! The language is called "Bullshit" as whatever comes out of his mouth is bullshit. We'll have more updates later tonight.



Shaz: Nope, it was a joke you douchebag. Obviously I eat food you son of a bitch.
Brock: At least you got original Shaz.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:30 PM
Shaz: Nope, it was a joke you douchebag. Obviously I eat food you son of a bitch.

Rhoden: I'm sorry. I didn't try to antagonize you. I just don't know what else you would mean by "pussy"...unless you were referring to a cat. Or maybe pussy willows? :confused:

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:30 PM
Rhoden: Geez! What's with all the swearing? Your swear jars are gonna get filled to the brim at this rate!

Adonis: And just who're you supposed to be? Peewee Herman? Damn, I ain't seen anyone as green as you since I saw The Avengers a few months back. That said though.. lotta' green eyes in this locker room, you don't think i've noticed? You know what am talkin' 'bout..

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:30 PM
Adonis: Hell son, you need to lighten up, you know what am sayin'? Maybe I could give you a hand, help you lighten the load by knockin' that ugly ass, misshapen head off your tiny shoulders? I'd be doin' the whole world a favour!
Angelo:http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhWF-HnwEJQ6j-hp0ZCQBXf1794Gd5Fi1Alq3cUt5P-icXaEd6&t=1Sorry Malcolm,are you Malcolm one or two?I don't want to know.You see man you don't impress me.Try to do better next time

Angelo turns his back and leaves

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:31 PM
Brock: At least you got original Shaz.

Shaz: I already was original, unlike you who needs to rip off a former UFC guy.


Rhoden: I'm sorry. I didn't try to antagonize you. I just don't know what else you would mean by "pussy"...unless you were referring to a cat. Or maybe pussy willows? :confused:

Shaz: Fucking hell. You are annoying as fuck.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:32 PM
Shaz: Fucking hell. You are annoying as fuck.

Rhoden: Geez, man. I told you I'm not trying to annoy you or anything. It's just that when you said you eat pussy, I found that kinda strange since pussy either means a cat or that weird looking plant.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:33 PM
Rhoden: Geez, man. I told you I'm not trying to annoy you or anything. It's just that when you said you eat pussy, I found that kinda strange since pussy either means a cat or that weird looking plant.

Shaz: No! Pussy is another word in slang for VAGINA! VAGINA YOU CUNT!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:34 PM
Adonis: And just who're you supposed to be? Peewee Herman? Damn, I ain't seen anyone as green as you since I saw The Avengers a few months back. That said though.. lotta' green eyes in this locker room, you don't think i've noticed? You know what am talkin' 'bout..

Rhoden: Yeah. I'll admit that I'm a bit green around the gills but that won't stop me from showing the world what I can do at Glory Days. By the way, the name's Joel Rhoden.

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:34 PM
Angelo:http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhWF-HnwEJQ6j-hp0ZCQBXf1794Gd5Fi1Alq3cUt5P-icXaEd6&t=1Sorry Malcolm,are you Malcolm one or two?I don't want to know.You see man you don't impress me.Try to do better next time

Angelo turns his back and leaves

Adonis: Damn bro', you just totally hurt my feelin's. I mean you cut my ass deep to the bone, geez. I'm Malcolm Adonis, remember the name, you'll be hearing it a hell of a lot coming through the ceiling down to the basement of your moms house kiddo. Your mom makes a mean milkshake, you know what am sayin'?

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:34 PM
Shaz: I already was original, unlike you who needs to rip off a former UFC guy.



Shaz: Fucking hell. You are annoying as fuck.
Brock: Whatever you say. At least I don't call my moves "Best In The World".

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:35 PM
Shaz: No! Pussy is another word in slang for VAGINA! VAGINA YOU CUNT!

Rhoden: So wait...you're a cannibal then? :confused: And what is a...cunt? Is that some brand of sports drink?

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:35 PM
Brock: Whatever you say. At least I don't call my moves "Best In The World".

Shaz: Oh my fucking god. I started wrestling in feds way before Punk and Jericho claimed that they are the best in the world! Why the fuck doesn't anyone understand that?!

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:35 PM
Rhoden: So wait...you're a cannibal then? :confused: And what is a...cunt? Is that some brand of sports drink?

Shaz: I swear to fucking god. Fuck you Cha Cha!

OOC: ;)

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:37 PM
Shaz: Oh my fucking god. I started wrestling in feds way before Punk and Jericho claimed that they are the best in the world! Why the fuck doesn't anyone understand that?!
Brock: Maybe because they made it famous and not you.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:37 PM
Shaz: I swear to fucking god. Fuck you Cha Cha!

OOC: ;)

Rhoden: Did I write Cha Cha on my resume when I got in? I'm pretty sure I wrote Joel Rhoden.

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:38 PM
Adonis: Damn bro', you just totally hurt my feelin's. I mean you cut my ass deep to the bone, geez. I'm Malcolm Adonis, remember the name, you'll be hearing it a hell of a lot coming through the ceiling down to the basement of your moms house kiddo. Your mom makes a mean milkshake, you know what am sayin'?
Angelo: Oh mom jokes, yeah you are the first guy you use this kind of jokes.Ok let me tell you something buddy, go home write a few good lines on a paper and try to be more impressive next time

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:38 PM
Rhoden: Yeah. I'll admit that I'm a bit green around the gills but that won't stop me from showing the world what I can do at Glory Days. By the way, the name's Joel Rhoden.

Adonis: Joel Rhoden, huh? Well i'ma let you in on a little secret here Joel. Y'see all these punk ass fools sitting around this locker room just flappin' their flabby ass gums? Forget about 'em, they ain't nobody, the only person you gotta listen to is my sexy self, the only playa' in here with somethin' worthwhile to say.

Oh... and don't take it personal or nothin', but would ya mind not standing so close? I don't wanna catch whatever the hell it is that's been ravaging your face..

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 12:39 PM
Darius: I hate all of you

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:39 PM
Brock: Maybe because they made it famous and not you.

Shaz: Actually, I was a former world champion on High Flying Wrestling Federation. I adopted that nickname.


Rhoden: Did I write Cha Cha on my resume when I got in? I'm pretty sure I wrote Joel Rhoden.

Shaz: Indeed you did write Cha Cha on your resume. If you can't remember then your mind must be fucked up!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:41 PM
Adonis: Joel Rhoden, huh? Well i'ma let you in on a little secret here Joel. Y'see all these punk ass fools sitting around this locker room just flappin' their flabby ass gums? Forget about 'em, they ain't nobody, the only person you gotta listen to is my sexy self, the only playa' in here with somethin' worthwhile to say.

Oh... and don't take it personal or nothin', but would ya mind not standing so close? I don't wanna catch whatever the hell it is that's been ravaging your face..

Rhoden: The only thing that's been ravaging my face is a big ol' smile. ;)

And I don't know about that. Some of these guys are little...odd but they've still been here a heck of a lot longer than me so I think that listening to the advice of some of these guys could be useful.

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:41 PM
Darius: I hate all of you
Angelo: Thank you for the info

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:41 PM
Darius: I hate all of you
Brock: I thought we were cool.

Shaz: Actually, I was a former world champion on High Flying Wrestling Federation. I adopted that nickname.



Shaz: Indeed you did write Cha Cha on your resume. If you can't remember then your mind must be fucked up!
Brock: Never heard of it.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:41 PM
Brock: I thought we were cool.

Brock: Never heard of it.

Shaz: Then you must be thick in the mind init? Just like Rhoden, Cha Cha, Cronos, or whoever he is!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:42 PM
Shaz: Indeed you did write Cha Cha on your resume. If you can't remember then your mind must be fucked up!

Rhoden: Naw, I'm pretty sure I wrote Joel Rhoden. Unless Cha Cha means "Joel Rhoden" in some strange foreign tongue... :confused:

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:43 PM
Angelo: Oh mom jokes, yeah you are the first guy you use this kind of jokes.Ok let me tell you something buddy, go home write a few good lines on a paper and try to be more impressive next time

Adonis: Oh man, now this guy is attackin' Malcom's material? Hell, maybe I should be takin' notes from the grand master clown himself, or you too busy performin' in that freak show i've heard so much about but didn't have the stomach to go and see? And I know, I know, maybe its a little bit mean of me to be callin' you a freak and all, but seriously dude i've seen better lookin' faces in a burn ward, you feelin' me?

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:43 PM
Rhoden: Naw, I'm pretty sure I wrote Joel Rhoden. Unless Cha Cha means "Joel Rhoden" in some strange foreign tongue... :confused:

Shaz: Nope. Wait a sec-

*Shaz sneaks into room nearest and finds resumes. He sees Joel's which says the following "Full Name: Cha Cha"*

Shaz: Yep, it did say Cha Cha.

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:43 PM
Shaz: Then you must be thick in the mind init? Just like Rhoden, Cha Cha, Cronos, or whoever he is!
Brock: No I'm right in the head.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:45 PM
Shaz: Nope. Wait a sec-

*Shaz sneaks into room nearest and finds resumes. He sees Joel's which says the following "Full Name: Cha Cha"*

Shaz: Yep, it did say Cha Cha.

Rhoden: You sure that's mine? I don't even think that's my handwriting.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:45 PM
Rhoden: You sure that's mine? I don't even think that's my handwriting.

Shaz: It says you typed it up. I don't know, check it yourself!

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 12:47 PM
OOC: Women confuse the fuck out of me. Been with my girl since May, and shes already talking about having kids and getting married. Its like ... THE FUCK. I'm in college and have a part time job, NO THANKS.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:47 PM
Shaz: It says you typed it up. I don't know, check it yourself!

Rhoden: Alright.

*takes the resume*

Eh...nope. This ain't mine. It says here that "Cha Cha" is from Germantown, Maryland. I'm from California. :cool:

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:48 PM
Rhoden: Alright.

*takes the resume*

Eh...nope. This ain't mine. It says here that "Cha Cha" is from Germantown, Maryland. I'm from California. :cool:

Shaz: Ahh right then. I think the Cha Cha guy is also known as K2Jelly, ya know?

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:49 PM
Darius: I hate all of you

Adonis: Man, don't hate the playa', hate the game. Besides, ain't no need to be hatin' on Malcolm, y'all don't need to project your inadequacies onto this masterpiece. That said though.. don't hate me because i'm beautiful.. hate me because i'll kick your ass and take your girl, you good with that?

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:50 PM
Shaz: Ahh right then. I think the Cha Cha guy is also known as K2Jelly, ya know?

Rhoden: I don't want to sound rude or anything but what kind of moron names themselves after jelly? I just put it on my toast and call it a day.

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 12:50 PM
Gotta say out of this little IC fest, Torphy and k2 have entertained me the most

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:51 PM
OOC: Women confuse the fuck out of me. Been with my girl since May, and shes already talking about having kids and getting married. Its like ... THE FUCK. I'm in college and have a part time job, NO THANKS.

Haha I know the feeling bro, they're called 'nesters' :P and mine is about as nesty as they come! Some days I curse the fact that I have balls.. and that just ain't right..

Edit: That bolded part needs to be quoted..

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:51 PM
OOC: Women confuse the fuck out of me. Been with my girl since May, and shes already talking about having kids and getting married. Its like ... THE FUCK. I'm in college and have a part time job, NO THANKS.
That's how they will get you man.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:52 PM
Rhoden: I don't want to sound rude or anything but what kind of moron names themselves after jelly? I just put it on my toast and call it a day.

Shaz: Cool!

*Shaz walks off*

TTC
09-02-2012, 12:52 PM
Gotta say out of this little IC fest, Torphy and k2 have entertained me the most
Then that means Brock is doing his job.

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:52 PM
Gotta say out of this little IC fest, Torphy and k2 have entertained me the most

Glad to be of service, it's good to get back in IC work after a long time of inactivity.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:53 PM
Shaz: Cool!

*Shaz walks off*

Rhoden: See ya, Shaz! Glad we could talk!

He seems kind of nice. :)

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 12:54 PM
Rhoden: See ya, Shaz! Glad we could talk!

He seems kind of nice. :)

*Darius gives Rhoden a confused look*

Darius: You MUST be new here.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 12:55 PM
Rhoden: See ya, Shaz! Glad we could talk!

He seems kind of nice. :)

*Shaz shouts*

Shaz: Nice? This guy should be a comedian! Jheeze!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:55 PM
*Darius gives Rhoden a confused look*

Darius: You MUST be new here.

Rhoden: Why yes I am. I think we've already met, Darius. So how have you been?

Torphy
09-02-2012, 12:56 PM
Just also want to say, Joel Rhoden is a fantastic concept of a character, a very well mannered wrestler, i love it haha!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 12:59 PM
Just also want to say, Joel Rhoden is a fantastic concept of a character, a very well mannered wrestler, i love it haha!

Thanks a lot, bro. I was a little scared it wouldn't work.

magglis
09-02-2012, 12:59 PM
Adonis: Oh man, now this guy is attackin' Malcom's material? Hell, maybe I should be takin' notes from the grand master clown himself, or you too busy performin' in that freak show i've heard so much about but didn't have the stomach to go and see? And I know, I know, maybe its a little bit mean of me to be callin' you a freak and all, but seriously dude i've seen better lookin' faces in a burn ward, you feelin' me?
Antonyo: It's ok yo man

Imitates Adonis voice

​I'm not here to win a beauty contest.I'm here to win championships, check out Glory days if you have some free time.You might learn something from the bests

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:00 PM
Rhoden: Why yes I am. I think we've already met, Darius. So how have you been?

Darius: That nice guy attitude will cost you your matches, just saying. You think Shaz is nice .... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 01:01 PM
Darius: That nice guy attitude will cost you your matches, just saying. You think Shaz is nice .... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You never replied to my one pm!

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:03 PM
Darius: That nice guy attitude will cost you your matches, just saying. You think Shaz is nice .... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Rhoden: Well, he did try to clear up a misunderstanding with my resume. He even said I could be a comedian! Ain't that a nice thing to say?

Torphy
09-02-2012, 01:04 PM
Antonyo: It's ok yo man

Imitates Adonis voice

​I'm not here to win a beauty contest.I'm here to win championships, check out Glory days if you have some free time.You might learn something from the bests

Adonis: A beauty contest? Hell i'd be horrified if ICW ever held a beauty contest because lets face it, other than my fine ass who would even come close to the title? But you know, you're right bro', this ain't no beauty contest, but that ain't gonna stop me lookin' good whilst i beat the ugly out of each and every face I can, i'm fixin' the mistakes that mother nature made.

Oh, and Angelo.. we all know you ain't comin' out of Glory Days as champion.. you ain't even gonna place, you know what I mean?

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:04 PM
You never replied to my one pm!

All my messages from you in my inbox are replied too o.O I have no idea what your talking about, no joke.

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 01:15 PM
All my messages from you in my inbox are replied too o.O I have no idea what your talking about, no joke.

I'll shoot u another pm later tonight

magglis
09-02-2012, 01:15 PM
Adonis: A beauty contest? Hell i'd be horrified if ICW ever held a beauty contest because lets face it, other than my fine ass who would even come close to the title? But you know, you're right bro', this ain't no beauty contest, but that ain't gonna stop me lookin' good whilst i beat the ugly out of each and every face I can, i'm fixin' the mistakes that mother nature made.

Oh, and Angelo.. we all know you ain't comin' out of Glory Days as champion.. you ain't even gonna place, you know what I mean?
Angelo: You see Adonis you all say the same thing."You are gonna lose Angelo""You will never be the champion Angelo"
It doesn't matter what you think.I'm in the main event and i will fight for the title.You see i'm gonna be in that match unlike you.Maybe i won't win but i'll do my best

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:16 PM
Shaz: Joel Rhoden, you must be a dick if you really think I'm nice! Jheeze.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:18 PM
I'll shoot u another pm later tonight

Do it naaaooow lol :P

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:18 PM
Shaz: Joel Rhoden, you must be a dick if you really think I'm nice! Jheeze.

Rhoden: Gesundheit! That's a really bad sneeze you got there! You might want to see a doctor about that. Or it just might be allergies.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:20 PM
Rhoden: Gesundheit! That's a really bad sneeze you got there! You might want to see a doctor about that. Or it just might be allergies.

I've just found something out, K2 sounds for Kelly Kelly! Kelly Kelly Jelly!

YES! I'm a genius! ;)

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 01:21 PM
Just waiting on other people's promos before I do mine.

Jackson: *walks out of his locker room eating an apple* God damn, everyone is getting on each other nerves today. Am I surprised.....Fuck no!

Torphy
09-02-2012, 01:24 PM
Angelo: You see Adonis you all say the same thing."You are gonna lose Angelo""You will never be the champion Angelo"
It doesn't matter what you think.I'm in the main event and i will fight for the title.You see i'm gonna be in that match unlike you.Maybe i won't win but i'll do my best

Adonis: Hell the only reason ANY of you are in that match is because Malcolm hasn't been here from the start, if I'd been here from the get go then that title woulda been won, defended and retired by now. An' you know why? Because Malcolm is all about the gold, he gets a hold on that belt and there ain't no way there'll be a 'next' champion, like I said Angelo, remember the name, you're gonna be hearing it one hell of a lot son.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:24 PM
*PUNK is tapping up in the back, sitting on a bench*

PUNK: All this bitching and moaning is useless. I'm here to fight. So while ya'll are moaning "I'm better than you wah wah wah" and "Nuh uh! I'm better than you!" just know that I'm here, training, getting better so that when I make my presence felt, ICW will never be the same. That ring is my canvas. And I am an artist of destruction. The blood that I'll leave lying the middle of the ring will be the paint. And the championships that I acquire will be the glory that will be reaped upon the name KJ PUNK.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:25 PM
Rhoden: Gesundheit! That's a really bad sneeze you got there! You might want to see a doctor about that. Or it just might be allergies.

Darius: ​http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dcf5Ms511qdu3pj.gif

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-02-2012, 01:26 PM
1.) I'm still alive, I promise you.

2.) My Kyle Diamond Promo is coming along Bear, just have some stuff to mess with on it, you got my Artemis promo, eh?

3.) I love chocolate milkshakes.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:26 PM
*PUNK is tapping up in the back, sitting on a bench*

PUNK: All this bitching and moaning is useless. I'm here to fight. So while ya'll are moaning "I'm better than you wah wah wah" and "Nuh uh! I'm better than you!" just know that I'm here, training, getting better so that when I make my presence felt, ICW will never be the same. That ring is my canvas. And I am an artist of destruction. The blood that I'll leave lying the middle of the ring will be the paint. And the championships that I acquire will be the glory that will be reaped upon the name KJ PUNK.

Shaz: Well thank god we've actually got someone who can talk properly! BUT- KJ, watch out for me. I don't know who you are, you don't know who I am. Stay out of my way.

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:26 PM
*PUNK is tapping up in the back, sitting on a bench*

PUNK: All this bitching and moaning is useless. I'm here to fight. So while ya'll are moaning "I'm better than you wah wah wah" and "Nuh uh! I'm better than you!" just know that I'm here, training, getting better so that when I make my presence felt, ICW will never be the same. That ring is my canvas. And I am an artist of destruction. The blood that I'll leave lying the middle of the ring will be the paint. And the championships that I acquire will be the glory that will be reaped upon the name KJ PUNK.
Ryder: The fuck you, bro?

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:27 PM
Darius: ​http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dcf5Ms511qdu3pj.gif

I fuckin' love FPOBA.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:28 PM
*PUNK is tapping up in the back, sitting on a bench*

PUNK: All this bitching and moaning is useless. I'm here to fight. So while ya'll are moaning "I'm better than you wah wah wah" and "Nuh uh! I'm better than you!" just know that I'm here, training, getting better so that when I make my presence felt, ICW will never be the same. That ring is my canvas. And I am an artist of destruction. The blood that I'll leave lying the middle of the ring will be the paint. And the championships that I acquire will be the glory that will be reaped upon the name KJ PUNK.

Rhoden: If your an artist, then where's your paintbrush and painter cap? And I don't think it'll be nice to paint in the same ring that people wrestle in. Just a word of advice. :)

magglis
09-02-2012, 01:28 PM
Adonis: Hell the only reason ANY of you are in that match is because Malcolm hasn't been here from the start, if I'd been here from the get go then that title woulda been won, defended and retired by now. An' you know why? Because Malcolm is all about the gold, he gets a hold on that belt and there ain't no way there'll be a 'next' champion, like I said Angelo, remember the name, you're gonna be hearing it one hell of a lot son.
Angelo: You know what.I tried to be nice with you.I didn't want to insult you.But screw you man, i'm not a good guy.I don't give a fuck who you are man or what you say about me.I will be the ICW world champion and if i face you i will easily kick your as.Because what i say i do and what i want i get.You need to remember this bitch!

My name is Antonyo Angelo and i am the next ICW World Heavyweight champion

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:29 PM
Darius: ​http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dcf5Ms511qdu3pj.gif


Rhoden: Why're you squinting like that? Is the Sun in your eyes? Should I pull the blinds down?

magglis
09-02-2012, 01:31 PM
rhoden: Why're you squinting like that? Is the sun in your eyes? Should i pull the blinds down?
lol!!!!!!!!

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:32 PM
Shaz: Well thank god we've actually got someone who can talk properly! BUT- KJ, watch out for me. I don't know who you are, you don't know who I am. Stay out of my way.

PUNK: That's right, I don't know who you are. So why should I be afraid of you? And why should I get out of YOUR way? The way I see it, you're in my way of presenting the fans of ICW the five-star classics that they deserve. You're in my way of acquiring the championships that should be the around the waist of a man of honor and integrity. Not some petty street thug.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:33 PM
Ryder: The fuck you, bro?

PUNK: I'm a man that's here to win and send the fans home happy. A man that's here to win championships and knock a few people out on the way. Now, who the fuck are you, ​bro?

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:35 PM
Angelo: You know what.I tried to be nice with you.I didn't want to insult you.But screw you man, i'm not a good guy.I don't give a fuck who you are man or what you say about me.I will be the ICW world champion and if i face you i will easily kick your as.Because what i say i do and what i want i get.You need to remember this bitch!

My name is Antonyo Angelo and i am the next ICW World Heavyweight champion

Darius: I'm just going to leave this here, because I know both Van and I feel the same way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:36 PM
Rhoden: If your an artist, then where's your paintbrush and painter cap? And I don't think it'll be nice to paint in the same ring that people wrestle in. Just a word of advice. :)

PUNK: Rhoden, you seem like a true gentleman, so I'll play along. My paintbrush in my elbow, because when I hit my Rolling Elbow finisher and cave my opponents skull in, that's what will spread their blood onto my canvas. I don't have a painter cap however. And don't worry about the paint in the ring that people wrestle in. I'll be in the main event so there will be plenty of time for it to get cleaned up so that I can apply another layer onto it the next week.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:36 PM
PUNK: That's right, I don't know who you are. So why should I be afraid of you? And why should I get out of YOUR way? The way I see it, you're in my way of presenting the fans of ICW the five-star classics that they deserve. You're in my way of acquiring the championships that should be the around the waist of a man of honor and integrity. Not some petty street thug.

Shaz: Haha! You make me laugh! I take it you also speak Brock Edwards's language Bullshit huh? You should be afraid of me! Cause you don't know what I am capable of! You should get out of my way cause you'll suffer the same consequences that my pathetic opponents have faced! These pathetic pigs don't deserve a 5 star match, in fact they don't even deserve a 1 star match. They each deserve a smack in the face! If I won a championship, I'd polish it each day. I'd give it the prestige it deserves. No title in the ICW is being treated right! When I win the ICW Championship briefcase in the Money in the Bank match at Glory Days! I'll prove to every single cunt out there that this "petty street thug" has just won a briefcase which he can cash in anytime!

magglis
09-02-2012, 01:37 PM
Darius: I'm just going to leave this here, because I know both Van and I feel the same way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
Angelo: Posting cartoons from the youtube,yes that will win you the title

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:39 PM
Angelo: Posting cartoons from the youtube,yes that will win you the title

Darius: Hey, the ICW Champion Van Hooligan X uses that same exact video, and I do believe he is the champion.

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:39 PM
PUNK: I'm a man that's here to win and send the fans home happy. A man that's here to win championships and knock a few people out on the way. Now, who the fuck are you, ​bro?
Ryder: The next generation. The trend setter. The True Guido. The Man With A Huge Sausage in his pants. Matt Ryder, bro!

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:40 PM
Shaz: Haha! You make me laugh! I take it you also speak Brock Edwards's language Bullshit huh? You should be afraid of me! Cause you don't know what I am capable of! You should get out of my way cause you'll suffer the same consequences that my pathetic opponents have faced! These pathetic pigs don't deserve a 5 star match, in fact they don't even deserve a 1 star match. They each deserve a smack in the face! If I won a championship, I'd polish it each day. I'd give it the prestige it deserves. No title in the ICW is being treated right! When I win the ICW Championship briefcase in the Money in the Bank match at Glory Days! I'll prove to every single cunt out there that this "petty street thug" has just won a briefcase which he can cash in anytime!
Brock: I didn't invent any new language.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:40 PM
PUNK: Rhoden, you seem like a true gentleman, so I'll play along. My paintbrush in my elbow, because when I hit my Rolling Elbow finisher and cave my opponents skull in, that's what will spread their blood onto my canvas. I don't have a painter cap however. And don't worry about the paint in the ring that people wrestle in. I'll be in the main event so there will be plenty of time for it to get cleaned up so that I can apply another layer onto it the next week.

Rhoden: That's a pretty interesting way of putting it, KJ PUNK. You seem like you know your stuff since you're confident that you'll be in the main event when you've just started.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:41 PM
Ryder: The next generation. The trend setter. The True Guido. The Man With A Huge Sausage in his pants. Matt Ryder, bro!

Rhoden: So Shaz eats cats and people and now Matt Ryder keeps poultry in his pants? Doesn't it get uncomfortable with all that grease smearing everywhere?

magglis
09-02-2012, 01:42 PM
Darius: Hey, the ICW Champion Van Hooligan X uses that same exact video, and I do believe he is the champion.
Angelo: Oh yeah i should start posting the video too:rolleyes:

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:44 PM
Shaz: Haha! You make me laugh! I take it you also speak Brock Edwards's language Bullshit huh? You should be afraid of me! Cause you don't know what I am capable of! You should get out of my way cause you'll suffer the same consequences that my pathetic opponents have faced! These pathetic pigs don't deserve a 5 star match, in fact they don't even deserve a 1 star match. They each deserve a smack in the face! If I won a championship, I'd polish it each day. I'd give it the prestige it deserves. No title in the ICW is being treated right! When I win the ICW Championship briefcase in the Money in the Bank match at Glory Days! I'll prove to every single cunt out there that this "petty street thug" has just won a briefcase which he can cash in anytime!

PUNK: Oh, but you should be afraid of me as well. You don't know what I'm capable of. It's not enough for me to win my matches, I want to knock out my opponents. I want them to tap out to the Southern Discomfort. I want them to feel the pain that they deserve. And you Shaz...I can sense that you deserve A LOT of pain. You want to smack the fans of ICW? That's not smart, because they're the ones that'll be walking past your body in the alleyway after I knock your ass out whenever we cross paths in the ring.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:46 PM
Rhoden: That's a pretty interesting way of putting it, KJ PUNK. You seem like you know your stuff since you're confident that you'll be in the main event when you've just started.

PUNK: If I wasn't confident in my abilities, then why would I be here? If I wasn't, I'd probably just go ape shit and insult everyone until I got sent off somewhere else.

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:46 PM
Rhoden: So Shaz eats cats and people and now Matt Ryder keeps poultry in his pants? Doesn't it get uncomfortable with all that grease smearing everywhere?
Ryder: You wouldn't get it cause you ain't a true man.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:46 PM
Ryder: The next generation. The trend setter. The True Guido. The Man With A Huge Sausage in his pants. Matt Ryder, bro!

PUNK: I thought the Jersey Shore got cancelled?

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:48 PM
PUNK: I thought the Jersey Shore got cancelled?
Ryder: Those guys were fakes. I'm a true Guido. And have you seen that ugly bitch Snookie?

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:50 PM
PUNK: If I wasn't confident in my abilities, then why would I be here? If I wasn't, I'd probably just go ape shit and insult everyone until I got sent off somewhere else.

Rhoden: True. I don't need to badmouth people to get to the top. I just let my wrestling to most of my talking and my humility sum up who I am. Since we're both new here, I'm guessing we'll be in the same match? If so, I can't wait to wrestle you.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:50 PM
Ryder: You wouldn't get it cause you ain't a true man.

Rhoden: Well that's not a very nice thing to say. Just because you like sausages in your pants doesn't mean every guy has to to be a man.

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 01:50 PM
PUNK: Oh, but you should be afraid of me as well. You don't know what I'm capable of. It's not enough for me to win my matches, I want to knock out my opponents. I want them to tap out to the Southern Discomfort. I want them to feel the pain that they deserve. And you Shaz...I can sense that you deserve A LOT of pain. You want to smack the fans of ICW? That's not smart, because they're the ones that'll be walking past your body in the alleyway after I knock your ass out whenever we cross paths in the ring.

Shaz: I'm not afraid of anyone KJ! And I'm certainly not afraid of you! I make my opponents tap out to the Shaz-Mission! I pin my opponents 1-2-3 after a Best in the World! They get more than pain! They get a paroxysm, that is how bad I hurt them! And make them suffer! You couldn't knock me out to save your life! You're pathetic KJ! You're a rookie! I don't understand why you're here! This is Insane Championship Wrestling! Where we wrestle! This ain't the Rookies Championship Wrestling, where a rookie can just randomly join and job to the best! You see KJ, I may have come out of prison, but that doesn't change my wrestling ability. I can wrestler better than most wrestlers in this damn roster! I could put you in your place anyday, and oh trust me KJ! I don't lie! This is real talk! This is the truth that is coming out of my mouth! Most guys on the roster, talk the talk! But they can't walk the walk! I do indeed talk the talk, and I do indeed walk the walk! Smokey! Get down here and make a match between myself and this jobber! Lemme show him what wrestling is all about!

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:52 PM
Rhoden: Well that's not a very nice thing to say. Just because you like sausages in your pants doesn't mean every guy has to to be a man.
Ryder: What do you think you are? A comedian?

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:52 PM
Shaz: I'm not afraid of anyone KJ! And I'm certainly not afraid of you! I make my opponents tap out to the Shaz-Mission! I pin my opponents 1-2-3 after a Best in the World! They get more than pain! They get a paroxysm, that is how bad I hurt them! And make them suffer! You couldn't knock me out to save your life! You're pathetic KJ! You're a rookie! I don't understand why you're here! This is Insane Championship Wrestling! Where we wrestle! This ain't the Rookies Championship Wrestling, where a rookie can just randomly join and job to the best! You see KJ, I may have come out of prison, but that doesn't change my wrestling ability. I can wrestler better than most wrestlers in this damn roster! I could put you in your place anyday, and oh trust me KJ! I don't lie! This is real talk! This is the truth that is coming out of my mouth! Most guys on the roster, talk the talk! But they can't walk the walk! I do indeed talk the talk, and I do indeed walk the walk! Smokey! Get down here and make a match between myself and this jobber! Lemme show him what wrestling is all about!

Rhoden: Not to barge in but weren't you a rookie once? Where would we be if we were to discredit people just because they were green once. Let him have the chance to get in the ring first before you start making estimations.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:53 PM
Ryder: What do you think you are? A comedian?

Rhoden: No but you must be. I mean, what kind of guy wears headbands, orange tan and sausage in their pants?! XD That's brilliant!

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:55 PM
Rhoden: No but you must be. I mean, what kind of guy wears headbands, orange tan and sausage in their pants?! XD That's brilliant!
Ryder: Sausage is another term we in the Shore call our dicks. Get with the times.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:56 PM
Ryder: Sausage is another term we in the Shore call our dicks. Get with the times.

Rhoden: Where is The Shore exactly? I've never heard of it. :confused:

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 01:56 PM
Ryder: Sausage is another term we in the Shore call our dicks. Get with the times.

Darius: Well anyone from "The Shore" is using the wrong terms, the douchebags from that area have string beans.

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:57 PM
Rhoden: Where is The Shore exactly? I've never heard of it. :confused:
Ryder: The Jersey Shore. Idiot use a map.

TTC
09-02-2012, 01:58 PM
Darius: Well anyone from "The Shore" is using the wrong terms, the douchebags from that area have string beans.
Ryder: You wish you had a dick my size.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 01:58 PM
Rhoden: True. I don't need to badmouth people to get to the top. I just let my wrestling to most of my talking and my humility sum up who I am. Since we're both new here, I'm guessing we'll be in the same match? If so, I can't wait to wrestle you.

PUNK: I'm sure that our paths will cross very soon. And when they do, I intend on putting on a classic for the ages with you. But, I'm afraid that the ending of the match won't be something that you'll find favorable.


Shaz: I'm not afraid of anyone KJ! And I'm certainly not afraid of you! I make my opponents tap out to the Shaz-Mission! I pin my opponents 1-2-3 after a Best in the World! They get more than pain! They get a paroxysm, that is how bad I hurt them! And make them suffer! You couldn't knock me out to save your life! You're pathetic KJ! You're a rookie! I don't understand why you're here! This is Insane Championship Wrestling! Where we wrestle! This ain't the Rookies Championship Wrestling, where a rookie can just randomly join and job to the best! You see KJ, I may have come out of prison, but that doesn't change my wrestling ability. I can wrestler better than most wrestlers in this damn roster! I could put you in your place anyday, and oh trust me KJ! I don't lie! This is real talk! This is the truth that is coming out of my mouth! Most guys on the roster, talk the talk! But they can't walk the walk! I do indeed talk the talk, and I do indeed walk the walk! Smokey! Get down here and make a match between myself and this jobber! Lemme show him what wrestling is all about!

PUNK: That's funny because all I'm seein' is talkin'. You being so quick to anger shows how easily distracted that you are. I would be able to throw you off your game and then all of a sudden...BOOM! Rolling Elbow! Down goes Shaz! Down goes Shaz! Then I'll cover you for that one, two, three and have my hands raised as the champion of the people! And all of my fans and the fans of ICW will shout in unison..."Winner winner, Chicken dinner!!!!"

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 01:59 PM
Ryder: The Jersey Shore. Idiot use a map.

Rhoden: Oh alright. The Jersey Shore. See, you should have been specific. There are plenty of other shores, man! XD

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 01:59 PM
Jackson: While everyone is talking, I will be training to win this battle royal, and getting that briefcase at Glory Days!

Shaz11
09-02-2012, 02:00 PM
PUNK: I'm sure that our paths will cross very soon. And when they do, I intend on putting on a classic for the ages with you. But, I'm afraid that the ending of the match won't be something that you'll find favorable.



PUNK: That's funny because all I'm seein' is talkin'. You being so quick to anger shows how easily distracted that you are. I would be able to throw you off your game and then all of a sudden...BOOM! Rolling Elbow! Down goes Shaz! Down goes Shaz! Then I'll cover you for that one, two, three and have my hands raised as the champion of the people! And all of my fans and the fans of ICW will shout in unison..."Winner winner, Chicken dinner!!!!"

Shaz: I think you dream too much! There's a dark side to me KJ! Trust me, haha, trust me!

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:02 PM
Rhoden: Oh alright. The Jersey Shore. See, you should have been specific. There are plenty of other shores, man! XD
Ryder: You should have known that.

Jackson: While everyone is talking, I will be training to win this battle royal, and getting that briefcase at Glory Days!
Brock: Shut up you won't win anything.

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 02:06 PM
Shaz: I think you dream too much! There's a dark side to me KJ! Trust me, haha, trust me!

PUNK: Trust me, Shaz. I'm a caged beast. Once inside that ring, I'm an animal that can't be stopped. Nobody will outwork me and nobody has the heart that I have. I will not quit, I will not die. I will just win.

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 02:06 PM
Ryder: You should have known that.

Brock: Shut up you won't win anything.
Jackson: Says the guy who won't win the Ultimate X match

KJ PUNK
09-02-2012, 02:08 PM
Jackson: While everyone is talking, I will be training to win this battle royal, and getting that briefcase at Glory Days!

PUNK: You had just be happy that I'm not in that match. How embarrassing would it be for you, for me to win the match and then become champion within only a month after I debut. It's not like I haven't done that before...oh wait....

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:08 PM
Jackson: Says the guy who won't win the Ultimate X match
Brock: Just see me come Glory Days and how I will win the match.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 02:09 PM
Ryder: You wish you had a dick my size.

Darius: So he didn't deny the fact. Well then, at least you're honest. Unlike you peanut brained tools, I will not partake in the conversation that revolves around male genitalia ... Go wash the floors or something.

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Darius: So he didn't deny the fact. Well then, at least you're honest. Unlike you peanut brained tools, I will not partake in the conversation that revolves around male genitalia ... Go wash the floors or something.
Ryder: I ain't no janitor, bro.

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 02:19 PM
PUNK: You had just be happy that I'm not in that match. How embarrassing would it be for you, for me to win the match and then become champion within only a month after I debut. It's not like I haven't done that before...oh wait....
Jackson: I am actually celebrating right now actually :D.....no seriously I have seen what you can do in HWA, it just means it will be tougher match for me but I will still get the job done.

Brock: Just see me come Glory Days and how I will win the match.
Jackson: You are not going to beat HolyJose and that guy that has an STD name

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 02:19 PM
1.) I'm still alive, I promise you.

2.) My Kyle Diamond Promo is coming along Bear, just have some stuff to mess with on it, you got my Artemis promo, eh?

3.) I love chocolate milkshakes.
Ok bro. By Tues. And vanilla is better

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:25 PM
Jackson: I am actually celebrating right now actually :D.....no seriously I have seen what you can do in HWA, it just means it will be tougher match for me but I will still get the job done.

Jackson: You are not going to beat HolyJose and that guy that has an STD name
Brock: I will beat him and the two other men in it.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 02:26 PM
Ryder: I ain't no janitor, bro.

Darius: Well your Situation attitude and Heath Slater skills will get you no where in the ring ... Go clean something.

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:29 PM
Darius: Well your Situation attitude and Heath Slater skills will get you no where in the ring ... Go clean something.
Ryder: How about I clean up your act.

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 02:30 PM
Ryder: How about I clean up your act.

Darius: Oh, I'm sorry ... What was that? I can't hear you all the way down at the mid-card. Be the Main Event at Glory Days, and then you can talk, rookie.

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:31 PM
Darius: Oh, I'm sorry ... What was that? I can't hear you all the way down at the mid-card. Be the Main Event at Glory Days, and then you can talk, rookie.
Ryder: I'll happen faster than you think.

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 02:35 PM
Brock: I will beat him and the two other men in it.
Jackson: The day you do that is the day Usain Kingston says he hates weed.

Darius: Oh, I'm sorry ... What was that? I can't hear you all the way down at the mid-card. Be the Main Event at Glory Days, and then you can talk, rookie.

Jackson: That is too kind Darius, he is not even a mid-carder, he hasn't debuted yet.

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:38 PM
Jackson: The day you do that is the day Usain Kingston says he hates weed.
Brock: I will win.

Jackson: That is too kind Darius, he is not even a mid-carder, he hasn't debuted yet.
Ryder: Stop hating, bro.

VanHooliganX
09-02-2012, 02:40 PM
Darius: Oh, I'm sorry ... What was that? I can't hear you all the way down at the mid-card. Be the Main Event at Glory Days, and then you can talk, rookie.

Van: You're better off forgetting newbies existences. More than likely they'll accomplish nothing and never amount to anything. Which is kind of like your predicament if you don't win.

Destruction
09-02-2012, 02:43 PM
Jackson: I am actually celebrating right now actually :D.....no seriously I have seen what you can do in HWA, it just means it will be tougher match for me but I will still get the job done.

Jackson: You are not going to beat HolyJose and that guy that has an STD name

Schweizner: Gommenta can kick your ass stupid. And he may have an "STD name", but at least he doesn't have an STD

Vandarius
09-02-2012, 02:47 PM
Van: You're better off forgetting newbies existences. More than likely they'll accomplish nothing and never amount to anything. Which is kind of like your predicament if you don't win.

Darius: Aha. Yeah. I'm going to make sure you're the first one eliminated.

Amerinaine
09-02-2012, 02:50 PM
IC: Lawman: Looks like Mayhem went and ran. Smartest thing he has done ever.

bearkg88
09-02-2012, 02:51 PM
So as it stands there are like 38 people on the roster so that is a lot for one show. If anyone is interested in possibly writing the 2nd show if I add it send me a pm

TTC
09-02-2012, 02:52 PM
So as it stands there are like 38 people on the roster so that is a lot for one show. If anyone is interested in possibly writing the 2nd show if I add it send me a pm
It would have to be the same format as yours, right?

Rehmix
09-02-2012, 02:53 PM
Oh you've got a Malcolm too? I didn't realise, it's a great name :P

Yea Malcolm Cage has been around since I first got here about a year and a half ago.

Amerinaine
09-02-2012, 02:54 PM
So as it stands there are like 38 people on the roster so that is a lot for one show. If anyone is interested in possibly writing the 2nd show if I add it send me a pm

Have you updated the first page?

Torphy
09-02-2012, 02:55 PM
Yea Malcolm Cage has been around since I first got here about a year and a half ago.

Oh cool! I see he's in JBW, I haven't really read much JBW since I got into the feds here but that's about to change :)

You don't mind there being a second Malcolm, do you? I just really like the name :)

Rehmix
09-02-2012, 02:56 PM
Oh cool! I see he's in JBW, I haven't really read much JBW since I got into the feds here but that's about to change :)

You don't mind there being a second Malcolm, do you? I just really like the name :)

Does he resemble Shelton Benjamin?

Torphy
09-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Does he resemble Shelton Benjamin?

Not in the slightest, appearance is a cross between Otunga and the Old Spice guy, gimmick is kind of like Val Venis :)

Rehmix
09-02-2012, 03:10 PM
Not in the slightest, appearance is a cross between Otunga and the Old Spice guy, gimmick is kind of like Val Venis :)

Let me PM you real quick.

No_1eddiefan
09-02-2012, 03:22 PM
Does he resemble Shelton Benjamin?

Rehm, I don't wanna sound like a dick or anything, but you don't own the name 'Malcolm'.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:31 PM
Van: You're better off forgetting newbies existences. More than likely they'll accomplish nothing and never amount to anything. Which is kind of like your predicament if you don't win.

Rhoden: It's funny you say that. That statement doesn't make sense. We all start off as newbies at one point of our careers. If newbies are destined to never accomplish anything, there would be no hope for anyone nor would there be any purpose for wrestling, right?

Amerinaine
09-02-2012, 03:36 PM
Rhoden: It's funny you say that. That statement doesn't make sense. We all start off as newbies at one point of our careers. If newbies are destined to never accomplish anything, there would be no hope for anyone nor would there be any purpose for wrestling, right?

IC: Lawman: You're too nice to be a wrestler.

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:37 PM
Rhoden: It's funny you say that. That statement doesn't make sense. We all start off as newbies at one point of our careers. If newbies are destined to never accomplish anything, there would be no hope for anyone nor would there be any purpose for wrestling, right?
Ryder: Grow a back-bone, bro.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:38 PM
IC: Lawman: You're too nice to be a wrestler.

Rhoden: Thanks for your concern but I think I'll be just fine.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:39 PM
Ryder: Grow a back-bone, bro.

Rhoden: That's an anatomical impossibility I'm afraid. Not to worry though. My current spine suits me quite well.

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:40 PM
Rhoden: That's an anatomical impossibility I'm afraid. Not to worry though. My current spine suits me quite well.
Brock: Stop being so simple minded.

No_1eddiefan
09-02-2012, 03:41 PM
Brock: Stop being so simple minded.

Kyojin: The guy just used a word you didn't even know existed in 'anatomical'. I don't think he's very simple minded.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:42 PM
Brock: Stop being so simple minded.

Rhoden: What? I can't just grow another spine out of my back. Like I said, it's impossible.

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:42 PM
Kyojin: The guy just used a word you didn't even know existed in 'anatomical'. I don't think he's very simple minded.
Brock: Was I talking to you? No.

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:43 PM
Rhoden: What? I can't just grow another spine out of my back. Like I said, it's impossible.
Ryder: Just go home please.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:44 PM
Brock: Was I talking to you? No.

Rhoden: Well technically, you weren't talking to me when I was talking to Ryder. Who are you anyways?

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:44 PM
Ryder: Just go home please.

Rhoden: Why would I want to do that? I'm not homesick if that's what you're worried about. :)

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:45 PM
Rhoden: Well technically, you weren't talking to me when I was talking to Ryder. Who are you anyways?
Brock: The Next Big Thing! Brock Edwards!

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:46 PM
Rhoden: Why would I want to do that? I'm not homesick if that's what you're worried about. :)
Ryder: That's it. I'm so close to punching you.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:47 PM
Brock: The Next Big Thing! Brock Edwards!

Rhoden: What a coincidence. There's a guy called Brock Lesnar and he says that he's The Next Big Thing. I think he debuted with that moniker about a decade before you did. You a fan of his?

CM Rock-Austin
09-02-2012, 03:47 PM
Brock: I will win.

Ryder: Stop hating, bro.
Jackson: Sorry you won't Brock and Ryder no hate, never have never will.

Schweizner: Gommenta can kick your ass stupid. And he may have an "STD name", but at least he doesn't have an STD
Jackson: I would like to see his ass try and oh I didn't know you knew my sex life, good to know

TTC
09-02-2012, 03:48 PM
Rhoden: What a coincidence. There's a guy called Brock Lesnar and he says that he's The Next Big Thing. I think he debuted with that moniker about a decade before you did. You a fan of his?
Brock: Not at all. He doesn't take the business seriously.

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:48 PM
Ryder: That's it. I'm so close to punching you.

Rhoden: Easy there, guava. I mean you know harm. It's guava, right? Or is it grotto? What do people from The Jersey Shore call themselves? :confused:

K2Jelly
09-02-2012, 03:49 PM
Brock: Not at all. He doesn't take the business seriously.

Rhoden: I don't know about that. 3 time WWE Champion, King of the Ring Winner, Royal Rumble winner. Sounds like he takes it quite seriously.