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IPEEINTHESHOWER
10-31-2010, 08:37 PM
Hello SHOWERHEADS and SPRINKLERS. Please allow me to give my infinite wisdom on this matter. I heard through the grape vine A.K.A this website that Mr. Porn-Star himself Val Venis is cumming back to the WWE. (see what I did there for you clever folks):rolleyes: Every time Val would enter the ring his sayings were not only clever they were funny. Here are some examples. AND I QUOTE
"You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!"
"You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!"
"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?"

Those were the days. I thought Val was awesome and and must admit I have used his quotes on quite a few occasions (sometimes in public then i would get to go home and sleep on the couch, thanks Jen) Anyways,tell us your thoughts and memories on the only porn star in the rasslin business Val Venis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sAgkDdu8c8
hot dog in the bun is CLASSIC

SilverGhost
10-31-2010, 08:46 PM
If WWE tried that pornstar/lover gimmick now, it would company suicide xD

Lol but Val was a good wrestler. His wrestling experience can help some new wrestlers.

The funny memory I can think of is when Mr.Fuji I believe wanted to choppy choppy the peepee.

Robstar
10-31-2010, 08:53 PM
It was Kai En Tai actually. No I think Val will be a trainer, possibly on Tough Enough? I'd have him and Finlay in that gig

SilverGhost
10-31-2010, 08:57 PM
It was Kai En Tai actually. No I think Val will be a trainer, possibly on Tough Enough? I'd have him and Finlay in that gig

WOOPS Sorry! Lost it there!

But Yeah Kai En Tai was involved.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESwCwUhO1E&feature=related

t0ne513
10-31-2010, 08:58 PM
Yeah Kai En Tai. His name I believe was Mr. Yamaguchi or Mr. Yamaguchison.

SilverGhost
10-31-2010, 09:00 PM
Yeah Kai En Tai. His name I believe was Mr. Yamaguchi or Mr. Yamaguchison.

THERES THE NAME!

Yamaguchi!

Yamaguchi-san

Rich Cranium
10-31-2010, 09:07 PM
Wasn't Val in TNA for what seemed like a minute? What happened there?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
10-31-2010, 09:08 PM
here is how the whole choppy choppy started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VbZXGtD8hE

IPEEINTHESHOWER
10-31-2010, 09:12 PM
Here is another CLASSIC from VAL Venis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIk4ROsyxyQ

Bodom
10-31-2010, 09:20 PM
Wasn't Val in TNA for what seemed like a minute? What happened there?

He wanted to work in both TNA and Mexico. A deal couldn't be made so he went to Mexico

SilverGhost
10-31-2010, 09:25 PM
I remember his RTC days xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoS_xw_xEFY

nrb6304
10-31-2010, 09:33 PM
He wanted to work in both TNA and Mexico. A deal couldn't be made so he went to Mexico

Smart man he is lolz. Mexico has been around longer and probably will be lmao. (jk I love you tna) I don't see Val making an IN RING return but I do think somebody with his experience would do awesome on the new tough enough. Val, Fit, Dean, and I pray (FOR THE WRESTLING GOD'S ABOVE PLEASE READ) that my personal favorite trainer returns....BOB HOLLY! :D

Bodom
10-31-2010, 09:41 PM
Smart man he is lolz. Mexico has been around longer and probably will be lmao. (jk I love you tna) I don't see Val making an IN RING return but I do think somebody with his experience would do awesome on the new tough enough. Val, Fit, Dean, and I pray (FOR THE WRESTLING GOD'S ABOVE PLEASE READ) that my personal favorite trainer returns....BOB HOLLY! :D

Oh god I would love to see Holly act like a douche and just beat the shit out of the rookies.

SilverGhost
10-31-2010, 09:47 PM
Oh god I would love to see Holly act like a douche and just beat the shit out of the rookies.

Tough love from a tough man!

Rich Cranium
10-31-2010, 09:52 PM
Bill DeMott is another name I would add.

Tommy Thunder
10-31-2010, 10:20 PM
Ahhhh,Val Venis, a great character that will be fondly remembered!! AND NOW, HE'S BACK!! But yeah I doubt he'll use the porn star gimmick. I think he still has something to offer in the ring, but with Tough Enough returning, he could well be used there with Finlay and possibly Regal seeing as they gave him a new contract. But I would love to see him back on tv!!
I cross my fingers to hear "HELLOOO LADIES!!" once more!!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Ezekiel 25:17.

SaberToothTigerz
11-01-2010, 04:44 AM
He will probably be used for jobs only and will make very rare appearences probably only on wwe superstars...

xAzureSkye
11-01-2010, 05:01 PM
it would be pretty funny if he used the pornstar gimmick.. but since WWE is PG i guess we won't get to see it :L

NecroButcher187
11-01-2010, 05:29 PM
C'mon.....he'll be doing the same thing he was doing when he left WWE, jobbing to the up-and-comers. He'll get a little pop from the fans that remember the splendor that WAS Val Venis, then he;ll be a whipping boy for Drew McIntyre, The Miz, Jack Swagger, etc. Good for him picking up a paycheck, but much like a prostitute he'll be doing it on his back.

The Hipster
11-01-2010, 09:21 PM
We bust on these guys for "picking up a paycheck" but did anyone ever stop to think that they know their lot in life? Their times may have passed and they know it so they help the young guys, much they same they were helped. Is anyone old enough to remember the good old Saturday morning days? They were filled with nothing but jobbers (Brooklyn Brawler and SD Jones, who was once good)it builds guys. Now jobbers are a mix of older guys and younger guys. Triple HHH was there, Austin, etc. They do their jobs and seem to enjoy it. We as fans get frustrated and nostolgic for the good old days but we have survived the old NWA dissolve to WCW, WWF buying WCW, WWF becoming WWE, etc. Everyone complains but everyone still watches it. Frankly, I love WWE and TNA turns my stomach. It has so much potential but it falls into rehashed, not even good, story lines, and the same old wrestlers that it seems most of you, not all, have a problem with from WWE and WCW. I have been watching for over 30 years and still love. My daughter got hooked on it and if you listen to the younger ones, they like it. I'm sure it was the same for our folks. Sorry, I'll geth off my soapbox now.