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Splattered-Dreams
10-29-2010, 10:12 AM
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Creative Team:
Tommy Thunder (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?58-Tommy-Thunder), TheJosephBnks (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?12164-TheJosephBanks), Shaz11 (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?8887-Shaz11), Kingstrem (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?7847-Kingstrem), S.E.Zero (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?7826-S-E-Zero), Vandarius (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?9906-Vandarius), Grind_Bastard (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?6478-Grind_Bastard)


Monday Night Rage


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Current writers:
Tommy Thunder (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?58-Tommy-Thunder) and Shaz11 (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?8887-Shaz11)

As the title suggests, this show is usually posted on Monday just before Monday night Raw, although this is flexible taking into consideration possible delays or problems that might come up in our personal lives.

All Rage shows, along with a list of current champions and roster can be viewed here: Rage (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?7466-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-Rage-Thread)



Wednesday Night Brutality


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Current Writers:
S.E.Zero (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?7826-S-E-Zero) and Vandarius (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?9906-Vandarius)

Brutality is the former company known as Blacklist Wrestling Association (BWA), known on EWN for it's unique tag team only concept. Early into 2012 BWA reached an agreement to become part of EWNCW, and after BWA's critically acclaimed final ppv 'War is the Answer', BWA became known as Wednesday night Brutality, and became EWNCW's third brand. It features all of EWNCW's premier tag teams in action every week, and airs on Wednesdays (again, subject to delays/problems).

All Brutality shows can be found here: Brutality (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?8364-BWA-Official-Show-Thread)



Thursday Night Inferno


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Current Writers:
TheJosephBanks (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?12164-TheJosephBanks) and Kingstrem (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?7847-Kingstrem)

Thursday night Inferno was EWNCW's first ever official brand, and is posted (again subject to any delays and problems) on Thursdays.
All Inferno shows along with a list of current champs and roster can be found here: Inferno (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?5912-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-Inferno-Thread)


There is no difference in quality from one brand to another in EWNCW. There is no A show, B show and C show. There's simply 3 A shows.
We also STRESS that pushes and title runs are earned from the following criteria:
1) Promo quality
2) Promo promptness (late promos can result in your character not being on the show)
3) activity in the thread, both via 'In Character' posting and out of character. Both show that you're interested in the fed and are supporting the fed.
4) Shows feedback. We're always looking to improve the fed. We can't do this without feedback. We ask kindly that everyone posts some sort of feedback on each show. The following feedback form is an easy to use format that weve adopted form the WWE e-fed:


Favorite Moment:
Best Match:
Best Promo:
Best Piece of Booking:
Best Debut (when applicable):
Best line of commentary:
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Any Other Positives:
Anything else that fell below your expectation:
How would you improve the negative comments (if any):
Overall Show Grade:

The entire creative team are very approachable people. If you ever have any ideas to propose, either for your own character, or indeed as something that you'd like to see other characters do (we're all fans here remember), then don't hesitate in contacting any or all of us.


Friday Night Warzone


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Current Writer:
Grind_Bastard (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?6478-Grind_Bastard)

Warzone is a weekly show that gives the EWNCW audience the chance to see a little extra action each week. Tune in each Friday to see some exiting matches featuring all three EWNCW brands! This show is effectively a direct equivalent of WWE Main Event or a better version of WWE Superstars. This show can, and will feature promos from time to time.

All Warzone shows can be found here: Warzone (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?15889-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-Warzone-Thread&p=466279)


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All information on how to join EWNCW can be found here in our roster thread (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?6249-The-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-Roster-Thread!).

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PPV Calender:


Fallout
Glory to the Brave
Vendetta
Pain for Treasure
Rise from the Ashes
No Guts, No Glory
Bred for Combat
In Violence we Trust
Threat of the Net
Raging Inferno
Day of Reckoning
Destiny’s Calling



Next ppv:


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EWNCW ppv's (from August 2012) can be viewed here: (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?24091-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-PPV-Thread)EWNCW ppv's (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?24091-OFFICIAL-EWNCW-PPV-Thread)


TWE OverDrive

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Titan Wrestling Enterprises (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?16177-TWE-Titan-Wrestling-Entertainment)(TWE) is another great e-fed on EWN. Early in 2012, EWNCW and Alpha Revolution (the previous name of the fed) struck a partnership which led to Alpha Revolution becoming a developmental fed for EWNCW. Eventually, Krysys decided to merge his other fed (TCW) with Alpha Revolution to form TWE.

TWE (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?16177-TWE-Titan-Wrestling-Entertainment) currently has one weekly show; OverDrive (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?12264-TWE-Show-Thread).

TWE (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?16177-TWE-Titan-Wrestling-Entertainment) is currently run by Krysys (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?6359-Krysys), and he is helped by scribler_jones (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?8669-scribbler_jones) in the writing department. Contact either of them for more information on this fed.


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No Bullshit Policy:

A lot of trouble has emerged from the e-fed section as time has gone on, and that in turn has turned a lot of people away from e-fedding. We're all in this to have fun, nothing else, but the trouble that has brewed from the section has sucked a lot of the fun out for some, myself (Tommy Thunder) included.

Because of this I bring you the no bullshit policy. If I or any of my fellow creative members see any member of the EWNCW roster (or creative members for that matter) messing around, causing trouble, or even involving yourself in trouble that doesn't concern you, you will be given a stern warning by myself.
If you continue to involve yourself in trouble, then you will be thrown out of the fed (that goes for regular roster members and creative members) in a 'no bullshit' fashion.
We don't want members of our fed involved in any brewing trouble in the feds, and we won't put up with it. you get one fair and stern warning the first time, if you continue to get involved, you're out. Simple as that.

Thus far we've not had to throw anyone out, which is a good reflection on our members, and long may that continue.

Splattered-Dreams
10-29-2010, 10:13 AM
Yes, it's been a slow day. Feel free to suggest more wrestlers:p

Bodom
10-29-2010, 10:39 AM
I'd totally be the worst heel. Id no sell worse than Teddy Hart and cut Scott Steiner promos on all you punk ass babyfaces. :p

Splattered-Dreams
10-29-2010, 10:49 AM
Not necessarily - a Bodom/IPITS feud would draw big bucks! You get Paul Heyman as your mouthpiece

Bodom
10-29-2010, 10:56 AM
Ill still go Scott Steiner on them.

Splattered-Dreams
10-29-2010, 10:58 AM
Already got our main event for Botch-o-Mania booked!

SilverGhost
10-29-2010, 12:09 PM
Nah back then IPITS and Robstar were going at it, so put them in a match xD

nrb6304
10-29-2010, 11:08 PM
dude sign me up 4 REAL!!!

Bodom
10-29-2010, 11:19 PM
dude sign me up 4 REAL!!!

We have our first referee!

SilverGhost
10-29-2010, 11:24 PM
I want to face.....Splattered Dreams in a Cage match for the EWNCW TV title!

nrb6304
11-01-2010, 05:04 PM
We have our first referee!

WHAT?! HOW THE F**K DID I GET STUCK AS THE REFEREE?! :/

...can I be the Nick Patrick heel referee but with my own entrance theme and Mick Foley type ref attire? :D

yeah suck it ref with music, you would've never thought lmao

Bodom
11-01-2010, 07:03 PM
WHAT?! HOW THE F**K DID I GET STUCK AS THE REFEREE?! :/

...can I be the Nick Patrick heel referee but with my own entrance theme and Mick Foley type ref attire? :D

yeah suck it ref with music, you would've never thought lmao

How about you be my own ref in a Kurt Angle - daivari kind of way? :D

nrb6304
11-01-2010, 07:23 PM
How about you be my own ref in a Kurt Angle - daivari kind of way? :D

hmmmm only if I can

A.) Keep the entrance music (music for a referee is a damn must)
B.) Get 15% of KURT'S salary.

Bodom
11-01-2010, 07:26 PM
hmmmm only if I can

A.) Keep the entrance music (music for a referee is a damn must)
B.) Get 15% of KURT'S salary.

Hell you can have pyro and 100% of Kurt's salary. But you're not getting any of MY salary

Splattered-Dreams
11-02-2010, 08:42 PM
I want to face.....Splattered Dreams in a Cage match for the EWNCW TV title!

Its official! The winner recieves the current vacant title and will be the first ever EWNCW TV champ.. doesn't get much bigger than that :p

Splattered-Dreams
11-02-2010, 08:49 PM
Current Botch-o-mania I card:

EWNCW World Title, three-way-dance

IPEEINTHESHOWER vs Robstar vs Bodom w/ Paul Heyman

EWNCW TV Title, steel cage

SilverGhost vs Splattered-Dreams

nrb6304
11-02-2010, 09:12 PM
hell you can have pyro and 100% of kurt's salary. But you're not getting any of my salary

then you have a freaking deal!!!

Nrb6304 referee for the three way dance!

SilverGhost
11-02-2010, 09:31 PM
Current Botch-o-mania I card:

EWNCW World Title, three-way-dance

IPEEINTHESHOWER vs Robstar vs Bodom w/ Paul Heyman as Bodom's mouthpiece since he can't cut promos.

EWNCW TV Title, steel cage

SilverGhost vs Splattered-Dreams

We need more matches!

Bodom
11-02-2010, 10:05 PM
we need an El Dandy match.

SilverGhost
11-02-2010, 10:11 PM
Dandy vs Pike?

Bodom
11-02-2010, 10:13 PM
Pike is dead.

So no.

SilverGhost
11-02-2010, 10:15 PM
Ok...a replacement!

Who?

Bodom
11-02-2010, 10:16 PM
We need a volunteer.

Or a battle royal for the right!

SilverGhost
11-02-2010, 10:20 PM
A battle royal!

yes!

Splattered-Dreams
11-03-2010, 10:13 AM
Who deserves a place?

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:46 AM
Any of the top 30 posters.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:01 AM
Any of the top 30 posters.

Damn....I am going in as number 1 -.-

who cares I'll win xD

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:04 AM
Damn....I am going in as number 1 -.-

who cares I'll win xD

You already have a match. You can't enter.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:09 AM
You already have a match. You can't enter.

I can go as a filler. I'll lose this. xD

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:10 AM
I can go as a filler. I'll lose this. xD

Damn right you will.

I'll dump you over the top rope myself.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:16 AM
Damn right you will.

I'll dump you over the top rope myself.

Then I'll go back in the ring and eliminate you myself xD

Splattered-Dreams
11-03-2010, 11:27 AM
Then I'll go back in the ring and eliminate you myself xD

Not with Gunther and Muphy at ringside you won't!

Bodom
11-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Not with Gunther and Muphy at ringside you won't!

Leading into me winning the EWNCW World Championship! Booyah!

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 06:44 PM
Not with Gunther and Muphy at ringside you won't!

I'll get past them....with this!

http://www.pickyguide.com/files/KendoSticks1_1807333.jpg

Then get Bodom with the same stick and eliminate him.

Bodom you aren't winning.

Bodom
11-03-2010, 06:46 PM
I'll get past them....with this!

http://www.pickyguide.com/files/KendoSticks1_1807333.jpg

Then get Bodom with the same stick and eliminate him.

Bodom you aren't winning.

I'll overcome the odds! Cena-style!

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 06:48 PM
I'll overcome the odds! Cena-style!

Not unless I make you join Nexus. You're either Nexus or You're fired.

Bodom
11-03-2010, 09:57 PM
Not unless I make you join Nexus. You're either Nexus or You're fired.

I walk alone.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:00 PM
I walk alone.

You ain't Batista >.>

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:01 PM
You ain't Batista >.>

Who's says you have to be Batista to stand alone?

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:07 PM
Who's says you have to be Batista to stand alone?

Point taken. But you won't win.

I'll win my cage match and become TV champ.

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:10 PM
Point taken. But you won't win.

I'll win my cage match and become TV champ.

I don't give a rats ass about you and your TV Championship.

All about the World Championship! Bam!

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:13 PM
I don't give a rats ass about you and your TV Championship.

All about the World Championship! Bam!

Thats the thing. I'll go backstage and demand a World Championship match after your three way dance!

I'll have both belts!

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:18 PM
Thats the thing. I'll go backstage and demand a World Championship match after your three way dance!

I'll have both belts!

For as long as I hold it you'll never get a shot! NEVER!

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:40 PM
For as long as I hold it you'll never get a shot! NEVER!

Who said you ARE going to win? Its a three way dance between you, Rob and IPITS.

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:44 PM
Who said you ARE going to win? Its a three way dance between you, Rob and IPITS.

*cough HEEL 101 cough*

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:45 PM
*cough HEEL 101 cough*

In other words....you aren't winning anyways xD

IPITS is the champ. I know it.

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:47 PM
In other words....you aren't winning anyways xD

IPITS is the champ. I know it.

Not happening.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:49 PM
Not happening.

You want IPITS in this? I wanna see some trash talk between you two!

I have my match to take care of!

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:52 PM
You want IPITS in this? I wanna see some trash talk between you two!

I have my match to take care of!

AS the only one showing interest, I declare myself the winner.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:53 PM
AS the only one showing interest, I declare myself the winner.

(I don't think IPITS knows about this)

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:55 PM
(I don't think IPITS knows about this)

(shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him)

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 10:57 PM
(shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him)

(The show needs to pop though. You can't feud with me. I have a cage match)

Bodom
11-03-2010, 10:59 PM
(The show needs to pop though. You can't feud with me. I have a cage match)

(why would I feud with you, it'd be like HHH feuding with primo)

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:02 PM
(why would I feud with you, it'd be like HHH feuding with primo)

(Then why are we blasting each other if we don't have the same match?)

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:04 PM
(Then why are we blasting each other if we don't have the same match?)

(because I need a warm up before my win?)

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:09 PM
(because I need a warm up before my win?)

(So do I! I am planning to fill the cage with weapons before it starts and I have to warm up as well!)

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:14 PM
Why would you want to get beat before you lose?

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:16 PM
Trying to make it a weapons filled cage match >.>

problem with that strategy?

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:19 PM
Other than the fact that you wont win?

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:21 PM
I will win.

I am a face you know xD

Bodom
11-03-2010, 11:24 PM
And the face never wins in the first act.

SilverGhost
11-03-2010, 11:27 PM
Well these are first matches to determine a champion. We don't even have storylines for this!

Let alone who REALLY wins.

Rich Cranium
11-03-2010, 11:50 PM
You shall face El Dandy in your first match

SilverGhost
11-04-2010, 12:01 AM
You shall face El Dandy in your first match

You face El Dandy.

I am scheduled for 2 matches already.

Rich Cranium
11-04-2010, 12:16 AM
Ok - I will face El Dandy and will let him choose his style: Luche Libre

SilverGhost
11-04-2010, 12:24 PM
Ok we got a three way dance world championship match, a TV championship cage match and a singles match.

We need more matches!

Splattered-Dreams
11-04-2010, 01:21 PM
Who's in the singles match?

And SilverGhost, no point in bringing up the world title when you dont even stand a chance in the cage match brother! Even if I have to climb out twice I'd still win brother!

*embarassingly air gitars like Hollywood Hogan*

SilverGhost
11-04-2010, 01:34 PM
EL_Dandy vs Rich Cranium

Oh oh now are shooting each other! Now since you went Hogan, you show NO CHANCE of winning the cage match. I am walking out TV champ. I don't need to climb out. I'll just make you tap out xD

Rich Cranium
11-04-2010, 04:22 PM
Once I win my singles match, I challenge the winner of the cage match to an I Quit match!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-04-2010, 05:17 PM
I gotta get in on this, some english spirit, where is the tag team division? im totally a tag wrestler :D

SilverGhost
11-04-2010, 11:22 PM
Once I win my singles match, I challenge the winner of the cage match to an I Quit match!

I will be victorious over Splattered-Dreams! I will accept your challenge when I win. Don't worry. I will be my future belt on the line.

Bodom
11-04-2010, 11:29 PM
I will be victorious over Splattered-Dreams! I will accept your challenge when I win. Don't worry. I will be my future belt on the line.

http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg

SilverGhost
11-04-2010, 11:33 PM
Bodom you're just mad that you won't win.

Bodom
11-04-2010, 11:35 PM
Still doesn't make you winning any less funny.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-05-2010, 10:47 AM
You need a tag division, *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Bodom
11-05-2010, 10:52 AM
Find a partner and you got it!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-05-2010, 10:56 AM
ahhh, the mad rush to find a compatible partner, im on it, if anyone wants to tag up, gimme a shout

SilverGhost
11-05-2010, 11:35 AM
Its true.

We need a tag team division!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-05-2010, 11:39 AM
Then i wanna be in that match man, i suggested it :D id need a partner & opponents

Splattered-Dreams
11-07-2010, 11:47 AM
I will be victorious over Splattered-Dreams! I will accept your challenge when I win. Don't worry. I will be my future belt on the line.

You simply do not have it in you to compete with the Splattered one!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 11:56 AM
You simply do not have it in you to compete with the Splattered one!

I did literally laugh out loud on this one, people should be cutting more promo's

Bodom
11-07-2010, 01:05 PM
Then i wanna be in that match man, i suggested it :D id need a partner & opponents

I think TheBeardOfZeus needs to team up with the TheMoustacheOfZeus

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 01:19 PM
If we can find him, we could be 'The Facial Hair Of Zeus' or God Fuzz

Bodom
11-07-2010, 01:23 PM
God Fuzz for the fucking win.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 01:30 PM
Well at least my tag team name is settled, i need a partner though, and currently i have no takers

Bodom
11-07-2010, 01:33 PM
I dont even know when this event is taking place.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:00 PM
Yeah, it needs more advertising, but it sounds cool

Bodom
11-07-2010, 02:05 PM
Any evet with me in the main event is just fine in my book ;)

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:08 PM
Any evet with me in the main event is just fine in my book ;)

I want to earn my main event status, so i feel like when my time comes, ive bloody deserved it

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:27 PM
You simply do not have it in you to compete with the Splattered one!

We will see in our cage match!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:31 PM
We will see in our cage match!

SilverGhost, you used the wrong infliction, it's:

We will see, in our CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE MATCH!

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:38 PM
SilverGhost, you used the wrong infliction, it's:

We will see, in our CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE MATCH!

I am a nooby wrestler who can't cut a promo yet! Gimme a break! Anyways, I will show Splattered Dreams why I will be the next TV champ!
It only takes ONE flaming glass table!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:40 PM
I am a nooby wrestler who can't cut a promo yet! Gimme a break! Anyways, I will show Splattered Dreams why I will be the next TV champ!
It only takes ONE flaming glass table!

hey, dude, don't worry, youll get better, one day you might reach my standards, one day :)

Bodom
11-07-2010, 02:41 PM
I am a nooby wrestler who can't cut a promo yet! Gimme a break! Anyways, I will show Splattered Dreams why I will be the next TV champ!
It only takes ONE flaming glass table!

Good information. Nice knowing that its impossibe for you to beat someone without objects.

Bodom
11-07-2010, 02:41 PM
hey, dude, don't worry, youll get better, one day you might reach my standards, one day :)

youll have to lower standards

Bodom
11-07-2010, 02:43 PM
I want to earn my main event status, so i feel like when my time comes, ive bloody deserved it

Iv been on this board since day 1. Iv earned my status.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:43 PM
youll have to lower standards

I don't mean my standars in general, i meant my standard of cutting a promo

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:44 PM
Iv been on this board since day 1. Iv earned my status.

true, ive been looking at these forums since they started, but just didnt sign up till recently

Bodom
11-07-2010, 02:45 PM
I don't mean my standars in general, i meant my standard of cutting a promo

It was a jab against SG! Go with it!

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:46 PM
Good information. Nice knowing that its impossibe for you to beat someone without objects.

Its a cage match. The cage is an object too. I am just spicing it up with weapons.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:46 PM
It was a jab against SG! Go with it!

oh oh OH! yeah! SG is so not gonna learn how to do a promo, he's wack!

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:49 PM
oh oh OH! yeah! SG is so not gonna learn how to do a promo, he's wack!

I need a mouthpiece but Bodom has Paul Heyman as his mouthpiece, so I can't use him.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:50 PM
I need a mouthpiece but Bodom has Paul Heyman as his mouthpiece, so I can't use him.

dude, i don't have a partner yet, i can help?

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:52 PM
dude, i don't have a partner yet, i can help?

I have a cage match for the TV title! I'm booked enough as it is :(

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:54 PM
I have a cage match for the TV title! I'm booked enough as it is :(

I meant, i could talk your talk dude, while i don't have a partner

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 02:58 PM
I meant, i could talk your talk dude, while i don't have a partner

I guess that will be fine for me xD

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 02:59 PM
I guess that will be fine for me xD

Then dude, shout up when you want me to rip him a new one with words, and ill do it :)

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:02 PM
Then dude, shout up when you want me to rip him a new one with words, and ill do it :)

How about you shut up and go get me a glass of water!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 03:06 PM
How about you shut up and go get me a glass of water!

You want this to turn on you man? Cause im pretty sure that isn't in my job description

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:09 PM
You want this to turn on you man? Cause im pretty sure that isn't in my job description

If you gotta a problem, we can settle this in the ring.

I am a generous guy so I'll give you choice: You can either be beaten down or I'll make you tap out. Pick your poison!

Either way, I will be victorious!

Bodom
11-07-2010, 03:15 PM
This just in: At the next EWNCW event. The new EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion Bodom will team up with TheBeardOfZeus against SilverGhost in a handicap match.

SilverGhost
11-07-2010, 03:17 PM
I will happily accept!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-07-2010, 03:28 PM
I will happily accept!

This is what i wanna see, when you meet the champ Bodom and 'God's fuzz' TheBeardOfZeus, you know you wont be walking out of a ring

Bodom
11-07-2010, 09:33 PM
Its a cage match. The cage is an object too. I am just spicing it up with weapons.

All im hearing are excuses!

Rich Cranium
11-07-2010, 09:40 PM
How about you shut up and go get me a glass of water!

Wow, I laughed too hard at this

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 01:05 AM
This just in: At the next EWNCW event. The new EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion Bodom will team up with TheBeardOfZeus against SilverGhost in a handicap match.

SliverGhost you don't have to fight this alone, I will be your partner (no homo) for I am IPEEINTHESHOWER and we will fight this injustice together. SG you can use all the weapons you want, I will make them suffer with my finisher i.e SHOWERPOWER (its a simple piledriver but I intentionally botch so you'll break your neck and if it doesn't break, you'll have one hell of a headache)

IPEEINTHESHOWER wrestler quote "I'll rip out your eyes and piss down your throat"

Bodom
11-08-2010, 01:10 AM
Its on like Donkey Kong!

SilverGhost
11-08-2010, 10:46 AM
We have a tag team match! Lets put the tag titles as a prize!

I have my finisher as well.

AG Apparition! (Shining Apprentice)

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 11:17 AM
House Show just announced, to promote the PPV locally :p

Main event of the evening:

SilverGhost and IPITS vs Bodom and Splattered-Dreams, elimination tables match - winning team picks the special referee for their respective matches at Botch-o-mania I

Two potentially dysfunctional teams lock horns for one night only!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 11:19 AM
We have a tag team match! Lets put the tag titles as a prize!

I have my finisher as well.

AG Apparition! (Shining Apprentice)

Dude, you're in a match already, don't get greedy.

This is a grudge match at the next event, we have to get the first out of the way yet :)

and i like it, i'm thinking of The Clouds of Olympus

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:25 AM
House Show just announced, to promote the PPV locally :p

Main event of the evening:

SilverGhost and IPITS vs Bodom and Splattered-Dreams, elimination tables match - winning team picks the special referee for their respective matches at Botch-o-mania I

Two potentially dysfunctional teams lock horns for one night only!

Im fairly certain me and you can coexist in a team.

Its SG thats screwed

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:26 AM
Dude, you're in a match already, don't get greedy.

This is a grudge match at the next event, we have to get the first out of the way yet :)

and i like it, i'm thinking of The Clouds of Olympus

I hope thats not the name of our team

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 11:31 AM
I hope thats not the name of our team

No dude, thats my finisher, our name can be whatever you like man

and tbh, that house show is SET UP for me to interfere

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 11:34 AM
I'd call ourselves the Jets, but that sounds a little too face. I'm game for Total Batsards

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:34 AM
No dude, thats my finisher, our name can be whatever you like man

and tbh, that house show is SET UP for me to interfere

Awesome.

I was thinking about calling us Lobodomy.

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:35 AM
I'd call ourselves the Jets, but that sounds a little too face. I'm game for Total Batsards

Dreamlore Degenerates

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 11:36 AM
No dude, thats my finisher, our name can be whatever you like man

and tbh, that house show is SET UP for me to interfere

The word around the office is that RobStar is going to interfere, causing myself and Bodom to be victorious. Who will you be interfering for/against?

SilverGhost
11-08-2010, 11:39 AM
House Show just announced, to promote the PPV locally :p

Main event of the evening:

SilverGhost and IPITS vs Bodom and Splattered-Dreams, elimination tables match - winning team picks the special referee for their respective matches at Botch-o-mania I

Two potentially dysfunctional teams lock horns for one night only!

I thought it was Bodom and ThePeachFuzzofZeus?

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 11:40 AM
well, i was being kind to SG and he completely disrespected me :P so i'd be helping you guys, no one tells me what to do.

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:44 AM
well, i was being kind to SG and he completely disrespected me :P so i'd be helping you guys, no one tells me what to do.

Your services are appreciated, as compared to that selfish dickshake SG who didn't

Which is ironic considering he's billed as a face and me the heel

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 11:46 AM
I thought it was Bodom and ThePeachFuzzofZeus?

No no, different event! This one takes place prior to the PPV :p

ps Bring your glass tables, youll need em!

SilverGhost
11-08-2010, 11:51 AM
Your services are appreciated, as compared to that selfish dickshake SG who didn't

Which is ironic considering he's billed as a face and me the heel

*coughtweenercough*

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:52 AM
*coughtweenercough*

*coughdontf'ncarecough*

SilverGhost
11-08-2010, 11:54 AM
No no, different event! This one takes place prior to the PPV :p

ps Bring your glass tables, youll need em!

Nah....I have a good weapon in mind for you and Bodom!

Stun Knuckles!

Bodom
11-08-2010, 11:55 AM
Nah....I have a good weapon in mind for you and Bodom!

Stun Knuckles!

Still no match for my Bitchslap of Truth.

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 12:01 PM
Still no match for my Bitchslap of Truth.

Lets hope its dissimilar to the Bitchslap of R Truth..

Bodom
11-08-2010, 12:07 PM
Lets hope its dissimilar to the Bitchslap of R Truth..

Ofcourse it is. It's actual truth and there's no dumb ass corkscrews

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 12:10 PM
Ofcourse it is. It's actual truth and there's no dumb ass corkscrews

I'm sure you'd make for a better rapper, too. I thought it was hilarious during R Truth's entrance recently, Cole said "How can anyone even understand what he's saying!!" probably the first and only time I've ever laughed out loud with something Cole said (as opposed to laughing out loud at him)

Bodom
11-08-2010, 12:11 PM
I'm sure you'd make for a better rapper, too. I thought it was hilarious during R Truth's entrance recently, Cole said "How can anyone even understand what he's saying!!" probably the first and only time I've ever laughed out loud with something Cole said (as opposed to laughing out loud at him)

Should watch NXT. The best part is Cole ripping it the entire time

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 12:32 PM
bloody hell, Silver the irrelevant ghost has grown balls

Where's the card for this PPV? we need to see one

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 12:56 PM
bloody hell, Silver the irrelevant ghost has grown balls

Where's the card for this PPV? we need to see one

I'll tell all you http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShjX1scVfJ1ublvAX4jHdy_63XRVI7m p_qJNiGmHFwLKvB2bs&t=1&usg=__x-8H8wbEKnexG88pxFvX9lZtA_w= to get me a glass of water and DON'T FORGET THE ICE B******

Bodom
11-08-2010, 12:59 PM
Like hell you'll get ice.

Your water will be pisswarm.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:09 PM
Like hell you'll get ice.

Your water will be pisswarm.

I laughed at this

And IPITS, me and my partner Bodom are gonna hang you from your tiny testicles from that showerhead of yours.

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:25 PM
bloody hell, Silver the irrelevant ghost has grown balls

Where's the card for this PPV? we need to see one

Current Botch-o-mania I card:

EWNCW World Title, three-way-dance

IPEEINTHESHOWER vs Robstar vs Bodom w/ Paul Heyman

EWNCW TV Title, steel cage

SilverGhost vs Splattered-Dreams

30-Man Battle Royal
Can't remember what its for:p

Open Tag Team Titles Ladder match
Any team can enter, regarding they are not involved already (Battle Royal participants can enter)

I'm like the Paul E of EWNCW, you guys can do what the hell you like! We could do with a match crowning the fist tag champs, any team can enter.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 01:25 PM
SilverGhost we need to come up with a name maybe SilverPiss or Ghost pisser's I'm not sure.

As for you peach fuzz and your little life partner Auntie Pickle Bottom you better start running boys, SG and the Pisser take no prisoners and it will be our pleasure to take you two little school girls to class.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:30 PM
SilverGhost we need to come up with a name maybe SilverPiss or Ghost pisser's I'm not sure.

As for you peach fuzz and your little life partner Auntie Pickle Bottom you better start running boys, SG and the Pisser take no prisoners and it will be our pleasure to take you two little school girls to class.

well, I Piss in the shower because i can't aim into a loo, i have some infinate wisdom for you, me and Bodom are gonna finally give you the golden shower youve waited for, and hand both you, and SG, your asses. It's just a shame i have to wait till after the PPV

and Splattered-Dreams, we need one for me mate, i'd be up for a tag title match :D

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:34 PM
well, I Piss in the shower because i can't aim into a loo, i have some infinate wisdom for you, me and Bodom are gonna finally give you the golden shower youve waited for, and hand both you, and SG, your asses. It's just a shame i have to wait till after the PPV

and Splattered-Dreams, we need one for me mate, i'd be up for a tag title match :D

Feel free to enter the battle royal, and let me know who your partner is! (keep in mind SG is booked) Due to your allignment with SG, you're being billed as a babyface for now

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:38 PM
Thats the point dude, need a partner as of yet, might just join the battle royal

and if i'd join with anyone it'd be Bodom, but he's booked too

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:38 PM
"Before the Botch" card, pencilled in for two days before the PPV festivities

Promotional Elimination Tag Team Tables Match
SilverGhost/ipeeintheshower vs Bodom/Splattered-Dreams, with the winning team selecting the referees for both title matches

Feel free to suggest more

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:39 PM
Thats the point dude, need a partner as of yet, might just join the battle royal

and if i'd join with anyone it'd be Bodom, but he's booked too

That's true, you can always do it Mikey Whipwreck style and win the tag belts on your own!!!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 01:40 PM
Well peach fuzz you'll have to take a number, I have an important match coming up with Auntie pickle bottom and Rob"twinkle twinkle I need to tinkle"Star, after I beat the snot out of them and piss down there throats and win the Championship, YOUR NEXT FUZZ BOY

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:42 PM
well peach fuzz you'll have to take a number, i have an important match coming up with auntie pickle bottom and rob"twinkle twinkle i need to tinkle"star, after i beat the snot out of them and piss down there throats and win the championship, your next fuzz boy

bang bang!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:42 PM
Haha excellent point, if there's no one else facing me, i'd win by default anyway ;)

and i'd wanna be on the 'Before the Botch' card too, in any capacity

for some reason i love this thread, you need to get more people enjoying it ;)

Bodom
11-08-2010, 01:43 PM
Well peach fuzz you'll have to take a number, I have an important match coming up with Auntie pickle bottom and Rob"twinkle twinkle I need to tinkle"Star, after I beat the snot out of them and piss down there throats and win the Championship, YOUR NEXT FUZZ BOY

It's Auntie Pickle BODOM numbnuts

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:44 PM
Haha excellent point, if there's no one else facing me, i'd win by default anyway ;)

and i'd wanna be on the 'Before the Botch' card too, in any capacity

for some reason i love this thread, you need to get more people enjoying it ;)

Feel free to select an opponent for Before the Botch! As a new wrestler you're not yet over, thus not quite ready for PPV

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:44 PM
Well peach fuzz you'll have to take a number, I have an important match coming up with Auntie pickle bottom and Rob"twinkle twinkle I need to tinkle"Star, after I beat the snot out of them and piss down there throats and win the Championship, YOUR NEXT FUZZ BOY

Game on pissy-pants, you're gonna realise why every god needs a bit of man fuzz

Bodom
11-08-2010, 01:45 PM
This thread is so fucking win

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:47 PM
This thread is so fucking win

I know, we need to spread the word, and you need to take the title from big head/small penis and robstar my friend

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:49 PM
Feel free to select an opponent for Before the Botch! As a new wrestler you're not yet over, thus not quite ready for PPV

what? :| haha ill earn my status, and i will issue AN OPEN CHALLENGE AT BEFORE THE BOTCH.

Bodom
11-08-2010, 01:51 PM
I know, we need to spread the word, and you need to take the title from big head/small penis and robstar my friend

Take the title? Pshhh it's already mine fool ;)

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:51 PM
what? :| haha ill earn my status, and i will issue AN OPEN CHALLENGE AT BEFORE THE BOTCH.

A win at BTB could give you momuntum going into the Ladder Match and Battle Royal!

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:52 PM
double post

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:54 PM
Take the title? Pshhh it's already mine fool ;)

Good to hear, because i dont want IPITS taking it, and the start of a stable...?

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:54 PM
Havent seen Robstar around for a while, he needs to book himself for BTB so he can get over in time for the PPV, how about a Beard of Zeus vs RobStar strap match? :p

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 01:56 PM
Havent seen Robstar around for a while, he needs to book himself for BTB so he can get over in time for the PPV, how about a Beard of Zeus vs RobStar strap match? :p

That sounds good to me man, a decent opponent to launch me into the limelight

Bodom
11-08-2010, 01:57 PM
I'll be sure to "sit at ringside"

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 01:58 PM
That sounds good to me man, a decent opponent to launch me into the limelight

Cool, now thats sorted - you need a partner!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:00 PM
Thats what i want to hear Bodom, and i need one Splat, i set up a thread to try, no replies :(

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 02:04 PM
I'll be sure to "sit at ringside"

I'll be "in the crowd waiting" drinking a shitload of fluids so I can do the illegal/banned for life piss-o-nator. (lets just say, don't let me put the sleeper move on you, the end-result is devastating.

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:09 PM
I'll be "in the crowd waiting" drinking a shitload of fluids so I can do the illegal/banned for life piss-o-nator. (lets just say, don't let me put the sleeper move on you, the end-result is devastating.

I'll have countless unnamed horrors waiting for you.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:11 PM
I'll have countless unnamed horrors waiting for you.

genuinely, i can't feel my ribs.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 02:13 PM
I'll have countless unnamed horrors waiting for you.

Im shaking in my boots Auntie pickle Bottom, Im not scared of your granny panty dandy move, and I laugh at your pickle spear of death.
MUUUHAHAHAHHAAH

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:15 PM
Im shaking in my boots Auntie pickle Bottom, Im not scared of your granny panty dandy move, and I laugh at your pickle spear of death.
MUUUHAHAHAHHAAH

I can't wait to see your reaction when Bodom leaves with the title.

Splattered-Dreams
11-08-2010, 02:19 PM
Rumor has it that IPITS is planning on bringing all the showerheads to BTB, Bodom might not be safe at ringside!

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 02:21 PM
I'm like the Paul E of EWNCW, you guys can do what the hell you like! We could do with a match crowning the fist tag champs, any team can enter.

Does this mean if I participate, I will receive a paycheck that will bouce?

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:24 PM
Rumor has it that IPITS is planning on bringing all the showerheads to BTB, Bodom might not be safe at ringside!

What all 2 of them? and his dopplegangers don't count!!

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:24 PM
Does this mean if I participate, I will receive a paycheck that will bouce?

You'll be paid with monopoly money

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:27 PM
At least we'd own at a game of monopoly?

and where's Rich_Craniums match?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 02:28 PM
What all 2 of them? and his dopplegangers don't count!!

Hey, Im up to 6 SHOWERHEADS now, and I'm not affiliated with any doppelgangers. U MAD???

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:30 PM
Hey, Im up to 6 SHOWERHEADS now, and I'm not affiliated with any doppelgangers. U MAD???

that just sounds to me like he is going to be very clean.

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 02:32 PM
and where's Rich_Craniums match?

My opponent was supposed to be El_Dandy in a luche libre style match but he sustained an injury of the jaw while cutting a promo.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:34 PM
My opponents was supposed to be El_Dandy in a luche libre style match but he sustained an injury of the jaw while cutting a promo.

Haha quality, i need a tag partner, and i see your appreciation of the tag division...well, i think you see where i'm going

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:37 PM
Me, Rich, Zeus, and Splattered in a stable.

The Four Horsemen of EWNCW!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:42 PM
Me, Rich, Zeus, and Splattered in a stable.

The Four Horsemen of EWNCW!

That sounds unbeatable, possible World, TV and Tag champs too? sounds almost like Evolution.

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 02:42 PM
Me, Rich, Zeus, and Splattered in a stable.

The Four Horsemen of EWNCW!

Stable + HORSEmen = good equation!

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:46 PM
Stable + HORSEmen = good equation!

Me - World Champ
Zeus & Rich - Tag Champs
Splattered - TV Champ.

We Rule All!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:49 PM
Me - World Champ
Zeus & Rich - Tag Champs
Splattered - TV Champ.

We Rule All!

As long as Rich is up for it? definetly can be called man fuzz

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:50 PM
I would recommended he does. Opposing us wise it is not.

Plus who wouldn't want to be in a 4 horsemen stable?

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 02:52 PM
Zeus & Rich - Tag Champs
We Rule All!

Great, tag champs in a time where it means zilch. Sorry Zeus but for me to be a star i'll have to superkick you through a glass window.

Bodom
11-08-2010, 02:52 PM
No!!! We're already falling apart!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 02:59 PM
Great, tag champs in a time where it means zilch. Sorry Zeus but for me to be a star i'll have to superkick you through a glass window.

But you aren't thinking like me, we could be the resurgance, the time when tag teams are great again, the rebirth of the tag division!

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 03:15 PM
Ok, we can be a team but forget the man fuzz name.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 03:17 PM
Ok, we can be a team but forget the man fuzz name.

Thats fine dude, you got a name?

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 03:26 PM
IDK, Your Zeus and I'm Rich, "Gods with Money"?

Bodom
11-08-2010, 03:28 PM
IDK, Your Zeus and I'm Rich, "Gods with Money"?

Godmoney is a good name

*bonus points if you catch the band reference*

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 03:30 PM
I like it Rich, now we just need a team to face at the PPV thing

Rich Cranium
11-08-2010, 03:38 PM
Cool.. SHH, Rich cuts promo....I'm issuing an open challenge to any tag team out there who has enough guts to get in the ring with Godmoney for the vacant EWN tag titles. Make sure to pack a body bag because thats the only way your leaving..Hahahahahaahhahahha!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
11-08-2010, 03:39 PM
I would recommended he does. Opposing us wise it is not.

Plus who wouldn't want to be in a 4 horsemen stable?

I see Auntie pickle bottom is trying to be like yoda now, wise you are not.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzqElvS1YLzqEHlQpskso_SSS9Dh9Hm HLanoAg1lZN5dRMoVQ&t=1&usg=__Iu6760v-KSdzmfOL8ZGNBpZSRd0=

leave the wisdom to myself and Yoda, I was going through my photo alum once again and I found a picture of Auntie pickle bottom
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWFSKceXuzr2UKQ6lpcTl7PulqzXtxR Hq75W4-PH2dmkXfF5A&t=1&usg=__0BDCq5pVYJMpjhntwNNVDM0nIJY=

muuuhahhahahah

Bodom
11-08-2010, 03:42 PM
I knew I shouldn't have mixed Aguardiente with Jameson that night........

TheBeardOfZeus
11-08-2010, 03:45 PM
Cool.. SHH, Rich cuts promo....I'm issuing an open challenge to any tag team out there who has enough guts to get in the ring with Godmoney for the vacant EWN tag titles. Make sure to pack a body bag because thats the only way your leaving..Hahahahahaahhahahha!

Zeus follows up, you see, we are a team that simply cannot be stopped, cannot be defeated, does anyone really have the guts to stand up and face the revolution? Cause we are the future of tag team wrestling.

Its simply what Olympus pays for, GodMoney.

Rich Cranium
11-09-2010, 11:02 AM
So far, no takers. Who will be our opponents at the PPV or will we just be handed the belts since no one has the guts to face us?

TheBeardOfZeus
11-09-2010, 11:12 AM
So far, no takers. Who will be our opponents at the PPV or will we just be handed the belts since no one has the guts to face us?

Looks like that mate, i think they have to hand us the belts personally at the PPV

Splattered-Dreams
11-09-2010, 11:23 AM
me - world champ
zeus & rich - tag champs
splattered - tv champ.

We rule all!

wooooooooooo!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-09-2010, 11:27 AM
wooooooooooo!

Are you wanting to join the revolution? the new horsemen of EWNCW!?

Rich Cranium
11-09-2010, 11:36 AM
Do we have to come up with a hand sign like the horsemen? What is the name of our stable?

TheBeardOfZeus
11-09-2010, 11:39 AM
Do we have to come up with a hand sign like the horsemen? What is the name of our stable?

Yeah i think so, any ideas man?

Rich Cranium
11-09-2010, 11:44 AM
Do we have a manager? Where's our JJ Dillon to answer these questions? That's his job.

Where's my water, damn it?

TheBeardOfZeus
11-09-2010, 11:51 AM
Do we have a manager? Where's our JJ Dillon to answer these questions? That's his job.

Where's my water, damn it?

True, we would need a manager, but not enough come on this thread D:

Splattered-Dreams
11-09-2010, 12:39 PM
Are you wanting to join the revolution? the new horsemen of EWNCW!?

I'm already in!

Rich Cranium
11-09-2010, 01:47 PM
Excuse my English (no pun intented) but where is our "bloody" manager?

Splattered-Dreams
11-12-2010, 12:10 PM
Excuse my English (no pun intented) but where is our "bloody" manager?

GodMoney manages itself! Our manager, the lord jesus christ :p

Anyone else feeling a mega heel stable about preaching, RTC style? Flava Flav - yeeeeeeah boooiii!

Bodom
11-12-2010, 12:12 PM
GodMoney manages itself! Our manager, the lord jesus christ :p

Anyone else feeling a mega heel stable about preaching, RTC style? Flava Flav - yeeeeeeah boooiii!

Yeah I don't think so

Splattered-Dreams
11-12-2010, 12:39 PM
I don't need to bring in Brother D-Von now, do I?

Bodom
11-12-2010, 12:41 PM
I don't need to bring in Brother D-Von now, do I?

I'll settle for The Sinister Minister James Mitchell

No god.

Splattered-Dreams
11-12-2010, 01:13 PM
Hahaha, there's a name I havent heard for a while. So, is the general feeling against tacky storylines in EWNCW? :p

SilverGhost
11-12-2010, 01:24 PM
Speaking of which, what would be the storylines for the whole EWNCW?

Bodom
11-12-2010, 02:01 PM
Speaking of which, what would be the storylines for the whole EWNCW?

Easy. My group is f'n awesome and the rest of you suck balls.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-14-2010, 03:50 PM
Easy. My group is f'n awesome and the rest of you suck balls.

Amen brother!

Rich Cranium
11-14-2010, 04:48 PM
Godmoney rules the world! We have been standing in the ring for almost a week now without sleep! Since your all gutless cowards, we will make it a handicap match! Any 3 of you vs. the 2 of us! If you win which is never going to happen, you get the belts and since there are 3 of you, one of you can carry a belt and the other 2 can use the 2nd belt Lay-Cool style! HAhaahahaa....

TheBeardOfZeus
11-14-2010, 05:54 PM
Godmoney rules the world! We have been standing in the ring for almost a week now without sleep! Since your all gutless cowards, we will make it a handicap match! Any 3 of you vs. the 2 of us! If you win which is never going to happen, you get the belts and since there are 3 of you, one of you can carry a belt and the other 2 can use the 2nd belt Lay-Cool style! HAhaahahaa....

I dont think anyone really has the cajones dude, they know that people would rather pay to see us than some half-arsed goody two shoes team who think that the world loves, they want to see talent, they want to see what GodMoney get's you.

ramjam
11-15-2010, 12:46 AM
I challenge you! I do the 5knucle shuffle and AA and then your toast.

TheBeardOfZeus
11-15-2010, 11:07 AM
I challenge you! I do the 5knucle shuffle and AA and then your toast.

This isn't WWE, that isn't how things go down.

And we aren't TNA either, so find yourself a partner and then prove yourself worthy.

SilverGhost
11-15-2010, 11:09 AM
I challenge you! I do the 5knucle shuffle and AA and then your toast.

Then I'll just get up and place you in a chokehold.

Bodom
11-15-2010, 11:13 AM
Then I'll just get up and place you in a chokehold.

Or you can just shoot him........it'd be easier....

SilverGhost
11-15-2010, 11:20 AM
Or you can just shoot him........it'd be easier....

I know it will...but I want him to suffer.

Bodom
11-15-2010, 11:24 AM
I know it will...but I want him to suffer.

So shoot him in the balls.

SilverGhost
11-15-2010, 11:26 AM
So shoot him in the balls.

DAMN!!!! -gives gun to you- As much as I would like to.....

Bodom
11-15-2010, 11:27 AM
DAMN!!!! -gives gun to you- As much as I would like to.....

You're too soft

SilverGhost
11-15-2010, 11:35 AM
You're too soft

._."

I am a blade guy! I prefer knives and swords than guns!

TheBeardOfZeus
11-15-2010, 11:56 AM
._."

I am a blade guy! I prefer knives and swords than guns!

I'm a shotgun guy, the personalness of knives, the results of guns

ramjam
11-15-2010, 12:00 PM
Be nice to me. Im not mean to you. Now lie down and take the 5 knuckle shuffle!

Bodom
11-15-2010, 12:24 PM
Be nice to me. Im not mean to you. Now lie down and take the 5 knuckle shuffle!

A good philosophy is to live life by the 90/10 rule.

90% of the things you hear/read is there to make you laugh and only 10% you really need.

The exchanges of me and SG fall under the 90% portion

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Barnd new wrestler, am I a face or heel, I can do both.

Bodom
11-15-2010, 12:45 PM
You're my groups official mascot. Mint Berry Crunch. In a Swagger Soaring Eagle kinda way

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 01:07 PM
You're my groups official mascot. Mint Berry Crunch. In a Swagger Soaring Eagle kinda way

Do I get to fly around the arena screaming SHABLAGOO!

Splattered-Dreams
11-15-2010, 01:31 PM
Do I get to fly around the arena screaming SHABLAGOO!

We'll come up with a better catchphrase at some point

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:03 PM
Do I get to fly around the arena screaming SHABLAGOO!

It wouldn't be Mint Berry Crunch if you didn't

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 02:07 PM
It wouldn't be Mint Berry Crunch if you didn't

Can I have an alter ego that actually gets to wrestle?

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:12 PM
Can I have an alter ego that actually gets to wrestle?

Crunch Berry Mint

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 02:14 PM
Crunch Berry Mint

Do I put my costume on backwards?

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:27 PM
Do I put my costume on backwards?

And upside down even!

Rich Cranium
11-15-2010, 02:29 PM
Do I put my costume on backwards?

Godmoney doesn't need a mascot unless he wears a toga! We need a manager with a loaded tennis racket!

Rich Cranium
11-15-2010, 02:30 PM
And upside down even!

Sounds like a Eugene type character

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:31 PM
Sounds like a Eugene type character

Except Eugene sucked. Mint Berry Crunch is f'n awesome.

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 02:37 PM
Except Eugene sucked. Mint Berry Crunch is f'n awesome.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360463/bring-the-crunch#tab=featured

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:39 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360463/bring-the-crunch#tab=featured

The Coon saga is easily the best mini-series they've done since Imaginationland.

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 02:52 PM
Screw you guys I don't want to be in a group. I am IrkenInvader, I will invade your Cruiserweight/X division and take over in the name of the all mighty tallest ones.

Bodom
11-15-2010, 02:58 PM
Screw you guys I don't want to be in a group. I am IrkenInvader, I will invade your Cruiserweight/X division and take over in the name of the all mighty tallest ones.

Big Man. Taking over a dead division.

IrkenInvader
11-15-2010, 03:03 PM
Big Man. Taking over a dead division.

Two dead divisions, European Championship here I come.

Bodom
11-15-2010, 03:04 PM
Two dead divisions, European Championship here I come.

I guess somebody needs to be Lord of all things dead and meaningless that nobody cares about.