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JSullivan
02-05-2012, 05:49 PM
Emile heskey doesn't need our recognition, but let's give him it anyway.

http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/emile%20heskey.jpg

Some have gone as far as to compare him to Pele, Ronaldinho, Dixie Dean, Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll.

Y2Jryder
02-05-2012, 05:50 PM
Closest to Torres and Carroll!

VanHooliganX
02-05-2012, 05:52 PM
This thread is EWNs best thread already!

That's how fucking good he is!

5-1! AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED!
5-1! AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 05:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo

JSullivan
02-05-2012, 05:57 PM
Chelsea should p/ex Torres for him. Torres +£20m seems about fair.

Pumpkinhead
02-05-2012, 08:26 PM
Why this isn't already nominate for best thread of the Galaxy??

JSullivan
02-06-2012, 11:01 AM
BUMP. You know this is by far the most important thread on here.

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:26 AM
Things are getting out of hand when Steve isn't here:D

Wade Barrett 1979
02-06-2012, 11:27 AM
Unbelievable Tekkers:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01419/emile-heskey_1419748c.jpg

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pogPhUWPxk

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKmqspkoXo&feature=related

watch and learn:)

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-UkIOToaoo&feature=related

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_r_Szc3Oo&feature=related

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 11:59 AM
Close call


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi8xih9UnlU&feature=related

I mean Messi is good, but he is no Heskey..

Y2Jryder
02-06-2012, 12:01 PM
It's not his damn fault!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erqDO--6ShI&feature=related

Shining Light
02-06-2012, 12:11 PM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251001_151889581548784_151435404927535_339259_3770 175_n.jpg

Why they haven't signed this guy up yet is unbelievable!?

JSullivan
02-06-2012, 07:45 PM
I'mquiveringlikeavirginagain.

Emile 'Fucking' Heskey.

Y2Jryder
02-07-2012, 11:20 AM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251001_151889581548784_151435404927535_339259_3770 175_n.jpg

Why they haven't signed this guy up yet is unbelievable!?

lol who made that:p

VanHooliganX
02-07-2012, 11:50 AM
Wanna know why Pele was the best to ever kick a football?

He looked 40 years ahead and saw Heskey. He then copied Heskey in everything he does.

Steve Austin
02-07-2012, 11:51 AM
I despise this Heskey love!

I liked him before it was cool :D

He was tearing defences apart at Leicester and for a short time at Liverpool!

He was actually a beast!

Y2Jryder
02-07-2012, 12:01 PM
that was when he was young:p

Pumpkinhead
02-07-2012, 11:48 PM
that was when he was young:p
Age doesn't affect the mighty Heskey

YoungOne245
02-07-2012, 11:49 PM
IC: He is my brother

Pumpkinhead
02-07-2012, 11:54 PM
IC: He is my brother
Nice, but you know you must only use your characters in the efed section...

YoungOne245
02-07-2012, 11:58 PM
Nice, but you know you must only use your characters in the efed section...

IC: You crazy

JSullivan
03-06-2012, 11:42 AM
So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

VanHooliganX
03-06-2012, 11:43 AM
So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKADQnjQmc

Shaz11
03-06-2012, 11:44 AM
So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

Shouldn't be!

He's worthy enough to play for Barcelona!

JSullivan
03-06-2012, 11:45 AM
So. I heard Heskey is going to be Chelsea Player/Manager?

Shouldn't be!

He's worthy enough to play for Barcelona!

Pep to Chelsea, Heskey to Barca.

A man can dream!!!

And yes Van, the only way is up!

Shaz11
03-06-2012, 05:40 PM
Pep to Chelsea, Heskey to Barca.

A man can dream!!!

And yes Van, the only way is up!

Messi has nothing on Heskey!

jordan1995
03-06-2012, 05:45 PM
Heskey looks like hes gonna be a great player when he gets older :rolleyes:

JSullivan
03-07-2012, 09:17 AM
Heskey looks like hes gonna be a great player when he gets older :rolleyes:

Fuck, I hope so. He's easily better than Messi right now, and he's in bad form.

Remember though, form is temporary - Class is permanent.

JSullivan
03-07-2012, 04:05 PM
Leaked picture of Heskey from his days at Barca's B team.

I suppose he'll probably do a Fabregas and return soon, there's a lot of clubs in for him though. I've heard Madrid are planning a swap deal of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka for Heskey.

http://i39.tinypic.com/w0m4q8.png

Y2Jryder
03-07-2012, 04:19 PM
Leaked picture of Heskey from his days at Barca's B team.

I suppose he'll probably do a Fabregas and return soon, there's a lot of clubs in for him though. I've heard Madrid are planning a swap deal of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka for Heskey.

http://i39.tinypic.com/w0m4q8.png

hmmmm

http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/seems-legit.jpg

JSullivan
03-07-2012, 04:50 PM
hmmmm

http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/seems-legit.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/eplzqx.png

Look, here's a profile picture of him from when he was on the Barca site. Don't kid yourself.

Y2Jryder
03-08-2012, 01:58 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/eplzqx.png

Look, here's a profile picture of him from when he was on the Barca site. Don't kid yourself.
he shouldn't go to Madrid then

Wade Barrett 1979
03-08-2012, 04:01 AM
Heskey would have had 10 goals last night!

JSullivan
03-08-2012, 08:51 AM
he shouldn't go to Madrid then


Heskey would have had 10 goals last night!

Can you imagine if Barca spent some good wonga on getting him, Torres and Carrol for a 3 man strik force? They can bench Messi then, and that guys records would be shattered in an instant.

As for Madrid, I'm sure he'd be welcome, who wouldn't want such a champion of a striker?

Steve Austin
03-08-2012, 08:54 AM
I don't like this Heskey is amazing thing, it's wrong.

Just wrong.

JSullivan
03-08-2012, 08:57 AM
I don't like this Heskey is amazing thing, it's wrong.

Just wrong.

Well, what the fuck do you know about football anyway?

You telling me Zidane was shit too? Pele? Maradonna? Fuck sake kid, Heskey is way up there. Stop your yammering and accept him in all his glory. I'm pretty sure it's even written in the bible somewhere.

Steve Austin
03-08-2012, 09:06 AM
Well, what the fuck do you know about football anyway?

You telling me Zidane was shit too? Pele? Maradonna? Fuck sake kid, Heskey is way up there. Stop your yammering and accept him in all his glory. I'm pretty sure it's even written in the bible somewhere.

It makes me sad :(

I'm choosing to remember him as the beast Liverpool signed! Not the joke he has become! :)

JSullivan
03-08-2012, 09:14 AM
It makes me sad :(

I'm choosing to remember him as the beast Liverpool signed! Not the joke he has become! :)

He wasn't a joke at Liverpool? ;)

Lets be honest, he's as good now as he ever was!

Steve Austin
03-08-2012, 09:19 AM
He wasn't a joke at Liverpool? ;)

Lets be honest, he's as good now as he ever was!

The beat Liverpool signed, didn't have the best Liverpool career but he was outstanding at Leicester.

Pushing Vieira away with ease, running through all of Arsenal. Great player back then! He's changed his game for the better of his team and obviously he's declined a bit like all ageing players other than Giggs and Friedel.

JSullivan
03-08-2012, 09:31 AM
The beat Liverpool signed, didn't have the best Liverpool career but he was outstanding at Leicester.

Pushing Vieira away with ease, running through all of Arsenal. Great player back then! He's changed his game for the better of his team and obviously he's declined a bit like all ageing players other than Giggs and Friedel.

Did you say he declined 'a bit'...?

xD

Steve Austin
03-08-2012, 09:39 AM
Did you say he declined 'a bit'...?

xD

Understatement but I have his back (When not in an England shirt :p)

JSullivan
03-08-2012, 10:16 AM
Understatement but I have his back (When not in an England shirt :p)

He did have the potential, he just didn't grab his opportunities with both hands.

Y2Jryder
03-08-2012, 11:46 AM
What Steve said: Heskey is a beast:D:D:D

Y2Jryder
03-19-2012, 09:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

JSullivan
03-20-2012, 08:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

Magnificent!

Tomsta666
03-20-2012, 08:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2JBd2USoA&feature=related

In response to that...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1l73kqmpIk

Pumpkinhead
03-20-2012, 08:43 AM
Magnificent!
LOL Crouch's face

Wade Barrett 1979
03-20-2012, 12:39 PM
Heskey > Messi!


That is all!

:D

Wade Barrett 1979
03-20-2012, 12:40 PM
Heskey > Messi!


That is all!

:D


How long before I get a copy & paste response from JJ, proving this is untrue? :rolleyes:

:D

Kryptonite
03-20-2012, 12:43 PM
You guys are fucking crazy lmfao

Y2Jryder
03-20-2012, 12:52 PM
You guys are fucking crazy lmfao

That's how we roll over here dude:D

#Clique4life :D

Kryptonite
03-20-2012, 12:54 PM
That's how we roll over here dude:D

#Clique4life :DYeah bro, thats how we roll!

Y2Jryder
03-20-2012, 12:55 PM
Yeah bro, thats how we roll!

And since you are here, you roll with us:D

Kryptonite
03-20-2012, 01:03 PM
And since you are here, you roll with us:D
uhno, you guys roll with me​ ya know, i'm famous you're not

Y2Jryder
03-20-2012, 01:30 PM
uhno, you guys roll with me​ ya know, i'm famous you're not

not really....

JSullivan
03-22-2012, 07:49 AM
I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

VanHooliganX
03-22-2012, 07:50 AM
I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

*points to Ryan Clarks EWN account.* Although Bodom did ban him before Frank undid it XD

JSullivan
03-22-2012, 10:28 AM
*points to Ryan Clarks EWN account.* Although Bodom did ban him before Frank undid it XD

God bless Bodom.

xD

aloisick
03-22-2012, 11:14 AM
I'd just like to point out I'm the closest to famous there is here.

Had a documentary made about me here in the UK aged 8.
Was offered a Scholarship the same year to a leading London acting school by the BBC.
Offered a role in a TV series with Rik Mayall.
Whole thing flopped, ran out of funding and I moved away instead of to London.

Acting career over. Riches and fame gone to someone else.

http://www.feelsbadman.com/feelsbad.jpg

Feelsbadman.

id like to differ on that as when i played cricket in england i was a signature away from playing for yorkshire as one of the highest paid rookies ever in 2001 before i had a total knee reconstruction

aloisick
03-22-2012, 11:16 AM
Unbelievable Tekkers:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01419/emile-heskey_1419748c.jpg

what exactly is a tekker

JSullivan
03-22-2012, 07:21 PM
id like to differ on that as when i played cricket in england i was a signature away from playing for yorkshire as one of the highest paid rookies ever in 2001 before i had a total knee reconstruction

Yeah?

Well my nan is Ozzy Osbourne.

Who's more famous now?

Shining Light
03-26-2012, 03:46 PM
Messi should take lessons from Heskey. He might learn a thing or two ;)

Y2Jryder
10-09-2012, 03:16 PM
We need more of this:p

Steve Austin
10-09-2012, 03:17 PM
Worst.Thread.Ever

magglis
10-09-2012, 03:37 PM
Worst.Thread.Ever
The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))

Steve Austin
10-09-2012, 03:38 PM
The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))

Well played.

Y2Jryder
10-10-2012, 04:28 PM
The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care) (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?14329-The-official-thread-of-the-AFL-(not-that-any-of-you-will-care))
Tell them!!:D

VanHooliganX
10-10-2012, 09:31 PM
More like GAY-F-L!

Zing!

magglis
10-16-2012, 03:37 PM
Tell them!!:D
I know right:p