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AirBourne
01-22-2012, 07:23 PM
BattleZone debuts next!

AirBourne
01-22-2012, 07:36 PM
Battlezone: Ep 1. -



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce3xOgg9mtk


Jason Rogers: Welcome to the first episode of BattleZone everyone! I am Jason brown, alongside me is my partner-in-crime and lazier of the two, Nick Brown.

Nick Brown: You forgot better looking of the two! But tonight we have some great squash matches for you all!

Jason Rogers: Oh stop it, they are all even matches, but let's hear from our new GM, Johnny "Mr. Excitement" Lauranitis.

Nick Brown: Oh boy, this was a huge signing for us, the best GM in the world is in BattleZone!

Johnny: My name is John Lauranitis and I'm the NEW GM of BattleZone.

*Crowd begins to boo*

Johnny: Now let me assure you, since Mr. Excitement is here, this will be an exciting show, along with every show I am on!

*Crowd again boos*

Johnny: Now thank you for your warm welcomes. Tonight we start the first tournament, the IWF Anarchy Title tournament. Now the first match is going to be a show-stealer. Lets get this show started.

Jason Rogers: Yes this our first match of the night!

Nick Brown: Calm down before you piss your pants like a little school girl going to see a Jonas Brothers concert.

Jason Rogers: You can't blame me cause this match will feature "The Rated R Superstar" Edge against Cody McDerrell.

Nick Brown: Oh great this going to be a piss break match.

Jason Rogers: Hey you may never know this match might be the best match.

Nick Brown: Only an idiot like you may think that.

Jason Rogers: Lets not argue cause here comes McDerrell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyetWc7mKw

Cody: Howdy y'all! Ah'm Cody McDerrell, aka Mr. Southern Thunder! Ah'm here in IWF ta bring some hillbilly up North, an' ta impress the fans!

*Crowd Cheers*

Cody: Ah've bin waitin' ta beat some scoundrels fer a long ass time, and ah think ah've found the perfect place!

*Crowd Yells "IWF!"*

Cody: Yer Damn right! Ah've bin buildin' ma strength up fer this by huntin', fishin', plantin', an' muddin', an' now ah'm more ready than anyone else! Ah bought a new flannel shirt fer ma debut, an' ah did not pay that money ta lose! Tonight Ima have an open challenge, and ah wanna take on someone who's wronged ma fans!

*Crowd Chants "Cody! Cody!"*

Cody: Not only am ah dedicatin' this match ta y'all, ah'm also dedicatin' this match ta the late an' great Dale Earnhardt Senior! And after ah win, MOONSHINE IS ON ME!!!!

*Crowd Cheers*

Cody: So come on, are all uh y'all in the back a buncha pansies er somethin'? Someone git out here! NOW!

Nick Brown: Who's idea was it to hire this Hillbilly.

Jason Rogers: I dare you to say that to our bosses.

Nick Brown: Who cares and now here comes Edge.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZxiILgQnH8


Edge: Spear!

Jason Rogers: Just one line is all Edge needs.

Nick Brown: Shut Up!!! Start this match already.

(Brodus Clay - Edge / Joey Gray - Cody McDerrell)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF3oxa3oIuc&feature=related

Nick Brown: What did I tell you this was a piss break match.

Jason Rogers: Well atleast Edge got the job done but somebody better check on McDerrell.

Nick Brown: Nobody cares about that stupid Hillbilly.

*Commercial Break*

AirBourne
01-22-2012, 07:44 PM
Jason Rogers: Welcome back folks, up next we have an intriguing matchup in this tournament, Wade Barrett will be taking on Zach “SkyFly” Silver.

Nick Brown: You mean a one sided matchup! Who the hell is “SkyFly”?? He’ll get put thrown into Wasteland when my man Wade Barrett defeats this little bug in a matter of seconds!

Jason Rogers: Bug eh? Well if he is a bug, you should be able to take him, right?

Nick Brown: Of course! But I…pulled my hamstring earlier, terrible accident you see…

Jason Rogers: Right, of course you did. Well here comes “SkyFly” now, let’s see what he has to say!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6twHXYEBY


*Music hits and lights turn bright, to the color of the sky and smoke appears and then SkyFly jumps out*

SkyFly: Woah! Hello! Howdy to all of ya! Wicked loud I see! Ouch, my eardrums hurt already, but it's all good in da hood of course! How is everyone doing tonight?!

*crowd goes "Great!"*

SkyFly: Well then so am I! I'm Zach Silver! But you can call me SkyFly! Because I can soar all the way into the sky with my high flying abilities, unseen before! But I guess I'm supposed to explain why I would be champion eh? Well I think...no, I know I will be champion because of my heart, determinination, spirit and charisma! And of course my sky high flight in the air! But I have more impact then a 707 crashing from 10,000 ft, I am just that strong!

*crowd is cheering *Superman*"

Skyfly: Nah! I'm stronger, faster, can fly higher and...look better then him of course! Once you take a Meteor Strike, my signature move, you won't be the same ever again! Plus you'll be in a ton of pain too! But thank you all for your time! The future champion, is done talking for now!

Nick Brown: Look at this dweeb, better then Superman, ha! Barrett needs no introduction, but let’s hear what he has to say!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZP0Vs5udI


*Wade comes out wearing his jacket with the rose on it, he has a mic in his hand and waits for his entrance music to die*

Barrett: So this is what it has become, hmm? The great future of Wade Barrett will be reached in IWF. Now if you thought that the Barrett Barrage was intense in the WWE, just you wait until I get into that ring and make everyone on this roster look like a buffoon. It will only be a matter of time before I take the championship and make IWF 1 of the must see feds going!

Barrett: I could go on and on about how I will dismantle everyone that is on the roster, but I am a firm believer of actions speak louder than words. So soon you will be a witness to my unlimited talents in the ring.

Nick Brown: Spoken like a true future champ!

Jason Rogers: What are you, his cheerleader? You a woman?? Would explain a lot of things…

Nick Brown: How dare you! If it weren’t for my hammy, I would hurt you right here and now!

Jason Rogers: Oh shut up, the match is starting.

(Barrett/Barrett vs. Gabriel/Silver)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTQP6oZJYh0


Nick Brown: Ha, squash match at best! Barrett sealed the victory easily tonight over a much weaker opponent!

Jason Rogers: Silver put up a good fight, Barrett was just better tonight, and he moves on to the round of the tournament.

*Commercial Break*

AirBourne
01-22-2012, 07:48 PM
Jason Rogers: Our next Quarterfinal match in the Anarchy Title Tournament is between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and John Morrison!

Nick Brown: This is going to be a piece of cake for Macho Man! Macho Man has the experience factor, and has much more skill! You can kiss Morrison goodbye!

Jason Rogers: Well Macho may have the experience, but Morrison has more agility and youthful exuberance!

Nick Brown: I don't even know what that means...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia9X6Z66UDg

Nick Brown: This is a man who could win it all! Macho Man has the experience, the craftiness, and isn't afraid to bend a few rules!

Jason Rogers: I've been rather disappointed in Macho Man lately, with the way he's been cheating. I expected better from him.

Nick Brown: Oh shut up you whiny little baby! Macho Man knows that he must do whatever it takes to win! If that means bending the rules then that's perfectly fine! Now shut up, Savage has got a mic!

Randy Savage: Ohhh Yyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh IWF the Macho Man has arrived. Let me tell you all something about Randy Savage oooooooooh, and that's that he doesn't care about what the fans want ooooh. Let me quote 2 of my earlier post oooooh yeah, and that is that I am the cream of the crop - and I think the spotlight should be on me. Cos I am Macho Man Randy Savage ooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeah.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK5kE1aJ480

Nick Brown: This man is nothing but a poser! Who the hell wears sunglasses indoors? What a flamer!

Jason Rogers: How can you be so biased? This man is a future World Champion! He is one of the most agile men I have ever seen!

Nick Brown: Well this "Future World Champion" is about to face a man who already has been a World Champion!

(Morrison vs Ziggler/Macho Man)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Fc4kxXup0

Nick Brown: I told you! Future World Champion my ass! Macho Man is moving to the Semifinals!

Jason Rogers: But he had the tights! He cheated!

Nick Brown: I have no clue what your talking about. Do you need glasses or something? He won that fair and square!

*Commercial Break*

AirBourne
01-22-2012, 07:54 PM
Jason Rogers: Next up, some tag team action, featuring two great tag teams.

Nick Brown: You mean ONE great tag team, “MarvelCrap” are nothing, just some jobbers no one else wanted!

Jason Rogers: You say that to the Big Show, one half of MarvelSHOW, which is the proper name of their team!

Nick Brown: Who cares, he is some overweight, oversized, old-as-dinosaur-crap oaf! But shhhh, the Celtic Conquerors are coming from what my backstage source is saying!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkfBPON4qx8&feature=player_embedded


*Finlay and Sheamus walk down the ramp, clearly not in the mood to make friends*

Finlay: My name is Finlay, and this is my good friend Sheamus. When we got the offer to come over to IWF, I thought it was about time. Someone finally had the common sense to put the two biggest brawlers in wrestling history together. I can guarantee that before we're done here tonight, every person backstage is going to know what we're capable of.

Sheamus: Ya see, there's only one thing we care about, and that's causing as much pain as possible. Anyone gets in our way, they're gonna have to be carried out of the ring, because we are the Celtic Conquerors, and we aren't gonna stop till we put everyone aginst us in the Emergency Room.

*crowd boos loudly*

Jason Rogers: Strong words from the team known as the Celtic Conquerors! They are just waiting for their opponents to show up, MarvelShow, who should be out any second!

Nick Brown: *Pulls out a pillow* Wake me when their droolfest is done!

Jason Rogers: Oh shut it, will you! But here they come now!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLvN0bmAzY


Big Show: Ladies and gentlemen, The world's biggest athlete and the first man to win the WWE, ECW, AND WCW world championships is finally here in IWF!!, and I'm ready to begin a path of destruction so if anyone wants to stand in my way be prepare to feel the power of my right hand!!!, anyway I'm pretty sure you the greatest fans in the world wants to see the Big Show in action I'm right??

*crowd cheers*

Big Show: Good, but even I want to be world champion again so much I decide to give it try to tag team division!!, I have been a multi time tag team champion along with some different and talented partners and today I am teaming up with a fan favorite from the indies, a guy I know can become star here in IWF and he right here right now!!!

Bradley: That's right people "The Marvel" has come to IWF, and is honor to me teaming with the world's biggest athlete, one of the best wrestler in the world in front of you the IWF fans!!!

*crowd cheers*

Bradley: I made myself in the indies companies, fighting all around the world, and finally I have a shot to shine in the best wrestling company IWF, so to all our competition beware, because MarvelShow are coming for the tag team titles and with Big Show's strength and size and my technical and high flying skills we will reach the top on this company!!!

Jason Rogers: Man they sure know how to rile up a crowd!

Nick Brown: *Wakes up in a panic* What did I miss?? Oh wait, nothing important. Match starts now!

(Celtic Conquerors = Sheamus + ADR/MarvelShow = Morrison + Henry)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSHYyb6JVs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSHYyb6JVs)


Jason Rogers: A hard fought match, good effort by MarvelShow but the Celtic Conquerors get the victory here tonight in this close fight!

Nick Brown: Are you kidding me? Close? There was no competition at all! Celtic Conquerors for life, and they are the best tag team in IWF! Proven here tonight!

Jason Rogers: Calm yourself, don’t want you wetting yourself for the 2ND time tonight...

*Commercial Break*

AirBourne
01-22-2012, 08:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4_hEBjKbig&ob=av2e


Jason Rogers: Making his debut in IWF is Chris King!! , this guy had competed in several other companies and he’s finally here to prove his abilities with the best!

Nick Brown: Ah I don’t care for this guy, he doesn’t seem like a real superstar to me, I believe he will ended lost in jobber town!

Jason Rogers: Come on partner! , he haven’t compete yet you can’t say that by just a look

King: Hello boys and girls. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Chris King. I'm a focal point of both HWA and EWNCW and I'm bringing my talent to the IWF. I do things that no one else can do, and that is exactly why this company needs me. I'm coming to show the fans precisely what entertainment is. Keep your eyes on me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjKB_Ab2nY


Jason Rogers: The Punisher!! Another hungry for glory competitor focus in winning this match to advance in the tournament for the Anarchy Title.

Nick Brown: Of course he’s focus to win, you think he come to lose?? My god why are you even working here!!

Jason Rogers: Whatever partner, let’s go to the match, this is a tournament qualifying match for the Anarchy Title!!

Punisher: Who in the name of hell you think you are King?? You bringing the talent??, I am one of the best wrestler around and this company don’t need arrogant pricks like you, I hope you’re ready because The Punisher is winning this match!!

(Cena: King/ Ryder: Punisher)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFp3391Js_k

Ignore after minute 9:11

Jason Rogers: Great win by King and he advances to the next round of the Anarchy title tournament, he gains tremendous momentum for the next weeks !!

Nick Brown: Oh King won? I didn’t pay attention to that boring match of two boring wrestlers.

Jason Rogers: You’re unbelievable Nick!!!

Nick Brown: Thank god, this night is finally over!

Jason Rogers: Hush up, thank you for joining us this week on the debut episode of Battlezone, please join us next week for the beginning of the International Title tournament, for me and Nick, goodnight!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:01 AM
This is my first filler. Can I get a round of applause?

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:11 AM
Last week on the debut of BattleZone, we saw the quarterfinals for the Anarchy Title tournament. In the first match, Edge destroyed Cody McDerrell to move on to the semifinals.

Next was the highflying Zach "SkyFly" Silver taking on "The Bare Knuckle Brawler" Wade Barrett in a great match that could've gone either way, with Barrett getting the win.

After this was the legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs John Morrison. During parts of the match it really looked like Morrison would pull off the win, but thanks to a roll up with a little help from the tights, Savage defeated Morrison.

The next match was a non-tournament Tag Team between The Celtic Conquerors, Finlay & Sheamus, and MarvelShow, Big Show and Paul "The Marvel" Bradley. MarvelShow were very impressive, but in the end it was the dominating Irishmen who were victorious.

The main event was the final quarterfinal between Chris King and The Punisher. It was a great back-and-forth, edge of your seat battle, but in the end it was Chris King moving on to the next round!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:17 AM
This week will be the quarterfinals for the International Title tournament, with some familiar and new faces debuting on BattleZone!!!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:21 AM
Enjoy the show everyone!!!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:24 AM
BattleZone Ep. 2

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/iwfbattlezone.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ce3xOgg9mtk

Jason Rogers: Welcome to the second episode of IWF BattleZone! I'm Jason Rogers alongside my partner Nick Brown! Say hello Nick!


Nick Brown: Hi.

Jason Brown: Well, I'm not digging that enthusiasm! But tonight is the first round of the International Title tournament! Let's get right to our first match!

Nick Brown: Oh, yay.

Jason Rogers: Our first match in the International Title tournament is between newcomer Effin Awesome and a Former WCW World Champion, Diamond Dallas Page!

Nick Brown: Effin Awesome? What kind of name is that!?!? Haha, DDP's got this in the bag! Awesome's in his first match, and DDP is a seasoned veteran.

JR: That may be true, but we haven't seen or heard much about "Effin Awesome". He could turn out to be spectacular!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhDlzWEUHU


JR: Here comes Effin Awesome!!! I'm excited to see what he can do in the ring! He looks like he has swagger.


NB: Swagger? He looks like a jobber. I can't wait to see him get destroyed by DDP!

JR: Can't you wait until AFTER his match to judge him? You haven't even seen ONE of his matches!

NB: I can sense this kind of stuff. I know by sight.

JR: Come on. Haven't you ever heard of "Don't judge a book by it's cover"?

NB: That saying is bull.

Awesome: DDP? Since when do I have to fight a second rate WCW has been? Is he going to bring his big buddy Karl Malone, or the mischevious Jay Leno? OHH NOOOO... Well bring whoever you want. Cause you are the first of many steps in this legacy. When I send you and your social security check back to the wasteland of WCW, you can see your buddies Buff Bagwell and Norman Smiley, and let them know you just experienced somethin awesome.. Something EFFIN AWESOME!!!!!!!! *Slaps back like Barry Horowitz*



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fcfRjFnImQ


NB: Here comes DDP! A wrestler who has the complete package: charisma, speed, power, and all around in ring skill!


JR: Page is good, but he can be beaten. I'd like to see if Effin Awesome can pull off the win!

NB: That'll never happen.

(DDP = DDP; Effin Awesome = Christian)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0nASqAsS2M

WINNER: DDP (Moves on to Semifinals)


NB: DDP wins! I told you! DDP could go all the way!


JR: DDP was very impressive, but so was Effin Awesome. That match could've gone either way.

NB: What? Awesome was better than I expected, but that match was ALWAYS going to DDP!

*Commercial Break*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:39 AM
*All is black as this video appears on the Titantron*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=Db_DMzE7b04


*Everything again goes black as a voice can be heard*


Voice: The Icon.....for more than 30 years.....



Voice:....Has Terrorized The Ring Warriors of Pro Wrestling.....

Voice: Now he has returned to do it again.

*The lights come back on as everything go's back to normal*


Nick Brown: What the hell was that all about?


Jason Rodgers: Man what a creepy and strange promo video that was!

Hey I just got word that Sting will be in action tonight against Brock Lesnar!



Nick Brown: I can't wait to see that match. Hey Rodgers I saw you almost piss yourself while that video was playing hahaha.


Jason Rodgers: Nick shut up because coming up next is a great match between one of the fan's favorites, "The Best In The World" CM Punk and the loudmouth The Sleeper

NB: Sleeper has this one on the bag believe Jay Jay, Punk is just pure hype! "The Best in the World" my ass!!

JR: Shut up Nick!! Punk has made himself in the indies and over the years he fought in the most intense and memorable matches!!

NB: Well I seen this Sleepy dude and he has more talent in one finger than Punk. He's actually currently in my top five, a future International Champ. Look he's coming right now


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYkdC99s0Q

**The music plays for about 10 seconds then the lights in the arena go out. Bright blue pyro explodes from each of the four corner turnbuckles. When the lights come back on and the smoke clears a hispanic man is standing in the ring wearing a blue leather trench coat that goes all the way to the ground and a blue bandana over his mouth. He takes the bandana off his face revealing a half of a skull mask. He pulls a microphone out from the pocket of his trench coat then takes it off and drapes it over the ropes. He throws his arms in the air making an L and a V with his fingers. Then he points with his thumbs to the name "SLEEPER" on the back of his basketball jersey. The crowd instantly starts cheering as they remember as their people's champion from another major federation. The Sleeper then puts the mic up to his mouth and begins to speak.**

Sleep: Shut the fuck up!!! All you people make me sick. For years I broke my back for you people, but that got me nowhere. Now all of you will see a new Sleeper. I had to come to a new federation to get a new start. I'm am about to take over the IWF and treat it like it's my hood. And if anybody I don't like steps into my hood I'm gonna to take that mutha fucka out with the quickness. Now seeing that the Sleeper is already an established superstar, I feel that automatically makes me the #1 contender for whatever title I choose around here. But it seems the General Manager wants me to compete in a tournament for the International Title. And it looks like my first match is against CM Punk, but he's gonna be the bitch that will be "Going 2 SLEEP". When I get him on my shoulders and drop him down with their necks violently crashing down on my shoulders, he will know and everybody else will know...."IT'S SLEEPYTIME MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUl6n92DJg


JR: CULT OF PERSONALITY!! The straightedge savior is here and he surely wants to show The Sleeper how he sends people to sleep!!


NB: Blah, Blah, Blah, he better focus on the match and not on the fans. This ain't a popularity contest!!

*Punk sees The Sleeper and smiles without saying anything*


JR: The match is about to st...


*The lights go out and the arena falls in total darkness.

A strange message appears in the titantron meanwhile everyone in the arena remains shocked*

"Time is coming.... they shall arise to save this unworthy world lost in ignorance and sin, led by a warrior with a soul as black as night, the chosen ones, the fathers of a new Dawn of Destruction...

Kings will be kings..."


NB: The lights return but what in the fucking hell was that?? How did someone manage to cut the electricity and put up some wierd apocalyptic message?


JR: I sure don't know, that was fucking scary! Anyway the competitors are in the ring and finally the match is going to start!!

(Sleeper: Edge/ Punk: I bet you know this one)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwLv94PxxvQ

WINNER: Sleeper (Moves on to Semifinals)


NB: Yes!!!! Sleeper pins Punk and starts his rise in BattleZone!


JR: Yeah great match we just saw. Punk gave his best but in the end the Sleeper fullfilled his promise and he just beat one of the best in the business!!!

*Commercial Break*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 12:51 AM
Jason Rogers: Our next match is a non tournament six man tag team match with MarvelShow & Chris King taking on The Celtic Conquerors & Edge! This should be a good one!


Nick Brown: Last time MarvelCrap and The Celtic Conquerors squared off The Celtic Conquerors dominated! And that's exactly what they're going to do again tonight! Mark my words! MarvelCrap are failures!

JR: You are sickeningly biased you know that?

NB: Shut up Jason. I know what I'm talking about! I'm a better commentator than you ever could be!

*Jason rolls his eyes*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TslHO_CLOjc

JR: And here comes MarvelShow!

NB: Don't you mean MarvelCrap? Last week they jobbed to the Celtic Conquerors and this week I expect the same!

JR: I hope Big Show hears you and knocks you out! Last week they had a very impressive showing, and the match could've gone either way!

Show: Alright, some shit Irish wrestlers called The Celtic Conquerors have been using illegal tactics to come out on top in our matches, and you can be damn sure Paul and I aren't happy with this! We came here to dominate tag team division and we won't let a palid ugly looking guy and some dwarf with a little stick get in our way, if you don't want to be KO with a Weapon Of Mass Destruction!!!!

Paul: That's right Show, we want to fight the best not people who need to cheat to win a simple match. Finlay, Sheamus, you think you can do whatever you want without consequences you're damn wrong, prepare to get Marveled with the best show around, MarvelShow!!!!


NB: They really are losers



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4_hEBjKbig&ob=av2e


JR: And here comes MarvelShow's partner Chris King! Last week he defeated Punisher to move to the semifinals of the Anarchy Title Tournament! Chris King was very impressive in that match!


NB: Impressive? That was a fluke! No way King moves on to the finals!

JR: Nick, why do you have to be so negative?

NB: I'm not negative! I just don't sugar coat everything like you twinkle toes Rogers!

JR: Wow.... Words hurt... *Sniffles*

King: Last week I cemented my place in this company by defeating The Punisher. That was just the beginning because I will win the Anarchy Championship and become the face of this federation. I can't be controlled, and I cannot be stopped. Tonight I'm going to go out to the ring and do what I do best. Wrestle. For all of you in the back, keep watching, you might learn something.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkfBPON4qx8

NB: Here come's the best tag team in IWF, the Celtic Conquerors along with the Ultimate Opportunist Edge! Last week they were very impressive, and this week I'm sure they'll be just as amazing!

JR: Last week the Celtic Conquerors defeated MarvelShow in a very impressive fashion, and they've really gelled as a tag team lately. Sheamus and Finlay are the perfect mix, but will they be able to pull out the win tonight? Also, Edge defeated Cody McDerrell.

NB: Defeated? He DESTROYED that stupid hillbilly!

Finlay: Last week we showed just how dangerous we are when we took out MarvelShow. Now it seems they want another shot at us. I think you may have beaten Marvel's head a little too much there Sheamus.

Sheamus: Gotta agree with you Finlay, It's a sad thing to see. But you gotta remember, it ain't just us in there. Show, you should know already just how big a threat we are, and should also know how much damage our third member tonight can do. But as for Marvel and King, they have no idea what's gonna hit them. With Edge in our corner, there's no doubt fella, that our win is confirmed.


(Skip to 6:00; Sheamus = Sheamus, Ezekiel Jackson = Finlay, Miz = Edge vs Show = Show, Mysterio = Bradley, Kingston = King)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5BToc-kuQE

WINNERS: MarvelShow & King


JR: Chris King and MarvelShow won! What an impressive match! Edge and the Celtic Conquerors were good, but tonight just wasn't their night!


NB: Fluke! That's all that was! If these men ever face off again I guarantee it'll go the other way!

JR: Why can't you just congratulate the winners? They did great, and were very impressive tonight!

NB: Shut up Jason! All that proved was that flukes do happen!


JR: Well while my hotheaded partner cools down, let's take a commercial break.


*Commercial Break*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 01:04 AM
Jason Rogers: Next up, an interesting match-up between two up and coming superstars!


Nick Brown: The only relevant one here is Cody Rhodes, he’s my sleeper to win this whole thing and be the next International Champion!

Jason Rogers: Hey, don’t count out Incubus! This may be his debut, but he'll be just as determined to win and show what he has got.

Nick Brown: He doesn’t have anything to show! He's a civilian, a regular person, I would say he is a jobber, why IWF signed him and put him in a match is beyond me!

Jason Rogers: You look like a civilian, want to jump in there instead?

Nick Brown: I have a doctors note, bad paper cut you see…

Jason Rogers: Right… Well, here comes the debuting Incubus now!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MruiYUT7Lcs&feature=player_embedded

Incubus: So I hear there is a tournament being held to determine the International Champion. A lotta people backstage seem to have their mind set on winning it. People wanting to prove themselves. Hoping to realize their dreams!
But let me give you all a piece of advice: Just... Don't... Show... Up! Because those dreams that you all hope to realize in the coming days will be SHATTERED! And then... then you will have nothing to hold on to... NOTHING! So listen to these words of wisdom and just DO NOT show up as I will claim the International Championship title one way or another and I will not give a rat's ass on who's dreams I will step on to get there. Because I am INCUBUS and I AM... your next... INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION! Dream On!


Nick Brown: Who does this guy think he is to talk like that? My god, get real rookie!


Jason Rogers: Leave him alone, he has a right to speak, and so does Rhodes, here he comes!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzCNmjHLv1I&feature=related


Cody Rhodes: So I'm expected to win a tournament in order to become the International Champion? That is the saddest thing I have ever heard! I am Cody Rhodes, 3rd generation superstar and future Hall of Famer. I find it a disgrace that I have to prove that I am suitable to be the International Champion... they should just hand me the title right now!

Incubus... you may as well not bother competing tonight, for I am in such a mood that I will gladly hurt anyone who steps in my way. I am Cody Rhodes and I am the future International Champion!



Nick Brown: Bravo! Bravo! All true, Incubus, quit now and escape embarrassment and pain!


Jason Rogers: Shut up already, gosh darn you’re annoying…let the match begin!

(Cody Rhodes vs. Santino/Incubus) (Ignore Post Match)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0kPWtoqnag

WINNER: Cody Rhodes (Moves on to Semifinals)


Nick Brown: What a squash! What is this, Thanksgiving? Hand the title to Rhodes, just do it!


Jason Rogers: …Rhodes wins the match, yes, but Incubus did try his best. Let’s go to a commercial break while I strangle my annoying broadcast partner.

*Commercial Break*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 01:31 AM
Jason Rogers: Up next is some tag team action here tonight, with two unusual teams to say the least…Booker T, and David Otunga…versus Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior!



Nick Brown: Unusual is right! Otunga and Booker and The Immortal and the Ultimate Warrior? Yikes, what a mismatch.



Jason Rogers: I’m sure this will be an interesting contest! Here come the teams now!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKUdMC39bC4

JR: Here comes the 5 time! 5 time! 5 time! 5 time! 5 time! WCW Champion!!!

NB: He's a has-been. And why the hell is he teaming with Otunga?

JR: Maybe they have chemistry!

NB: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUW6RjjZ5Oc


NB: They aren’t even coming out at the same time…geez, how unorganized, they just look weird together…


JR: Well, maybe they just haven't found the right theme yet!

NB: That's ridiculous Jason! Besides, Otunga is a Harvard Law graduate, and Booker T is a convict! What could they possibly have in common?

JR: I don't know, but they obviously found something in common, because they're a team now!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z8pizBgb-o


JR: Here comes The Immortal Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior! Two former World Champions and legends! I can't wait to see what they do as a team!!

NB: A has-been and a never-was. Hogan is way out of his prime, and Warrior always sucked anyways.

JR: How can you say that? Hogan is a legend, and will always be great, and the fans loved Warrior, and he was a great wrestler!

NB: HA!! Anyways, we have three over the hill, out of prime wrestlers and one nobody. This is gonna be a doozy.


JR: Hey, watch the match first and maybe it will be a good one!



(MCMG/ Booker + Otunga vs. Beer Money/ Hulk and Warrior) (Ignore interference)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiVyZzhFjsw&feature=related

WINNERS: Hogan & Warrior




Nick Brown: Ok, not that bad of a match, but not surprising, 2 hall of famers won.



Jason Rogers: See! I told you to wait! Hogan and Warrior are victorious, but a really hard fought match here!



*Commercial Break*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 01:38 AM
Jason Rogers: Welcome back to BattleZone! The International Title tournament has been great thus far, and I guarantee that this match will live up to expectations! It is the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar vs The Icon Sting in our main event!!


Nick Brown: Lesnar is going to crush Sting! Lesnar has the size advantage, the agility advantage, and Sting is just an old man!


JR: I dare you to say that to Sting's face!


NB: I would but my paper cut is acting up again.


JR: Oh sure... Well here comes Sting!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0aSud4MnR0


JR: I for one think Sting could win this match! He may be old, but I'm sure he has a few big moves in store for Brock!


NB: If Sting wins I'll eat my hat. He's way out of his prime. It looks like someone has to make him stop wrestling, and I think Lesnar is the one to do it.


JR: After that creepy video we saw earlier, what do you think Sting is up to?


NB: You mean the video that made you wet your panties?


JR: Shut up Nick.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWnn4S5RqAE


NB: Here comes the pain! This man is the Next Big Thing, and there's no way he's going to lose here! He's huge yet agile. Sting is just an washed up has been!


JR: While I agree Brock is a great competitor, I wouldn't count out Sting.


NB: Keep believing what you want Jason. Now shut up! The match is starting!


(Sting = Sting, Scott Hall = Brock Lesnar; Ignore Title and Dusty Rhodes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAu3JKEWwVM

WINNER: Sting (Moves on to Semifinals)


JR: Sting did it! Sting did it! Sting is going to the next round of the International Title Tournament!


NB: Wow... You know I was joking about eating my hat right?


JR: Nick, you were saying Sting had no chance! Well look who won!


NB: Shut up Jason. Your voice is annoying.


*Show fades to black as Sting is celebrating on the turnbuckle*

Giddy
02-05-2012, 01:42 AM
Everybody post thoughts and reviews on the IWF Official Discussion Thread please :)

Giddy
04-21-2012, 03:39 PM
Na na na na boo boo, Jose smells like doo doo!

HolyJose2391
04-21-2012, 03:41 PM
Na na na na boo boo, Jose smells like doo doo!
This doesn't count. It needs to be a full show with promos from everyone :p

Giddy
04-21-2012, 03:43 PM
This doesn't count. It needs to be a full show with promos from everyone :p
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!! CREATIVE MEMBERS ONLY!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BODOM GET THE BANHAMMER!!!!

http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/bodom-ewn-mods-demotivational-posters-13104796512.jpg

HolyJose2391
04-21-2012, 03:44 PM
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!! CREATIVE MEMBERS ONLY!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BODOM GET THE BANHAMMER!!!!

http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/bodom-ewn-mods-demotivational-posters-13104796512.jpg
defunct thread is defunct :p

Giddy
04-21-2012, 03:47 PM
defunct thread is defunct :p
http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/blame-sg-sg-demotivational-posters-1312245998.jpg

HolyJose2391
04-21-2012, 03:58 PM
http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/blame-sg-sg-demotivational-posters-1312245998.jpg
Caption makes no sense

Giddy
04-21-2012, 04:07 PM
Caption makes no sense
Blame him that it's defunct...

Ya know, I'm just going through Irk's photobucket and posting pics I like, so GET OVER IT!

wrestlingfan66513
04-21-2012, 05:43 PM
*wrestlingfan pins Giddy in the ring to retain his title.

The title can't change hands in the discussion thread duh.

Giddy
04-21-2012, 05:52 PM
*wrestlingfan pins Giddy in the ring to retain his title.

The title can't change hands in the discussion thread duh.
*After the match wrestlingfan is celebrating when:*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=dcD4HbzcNPw&NR=1

Nick Brown: YES! LA RESISTANCE!!!!

Face Announcer I'm gonna Call Richard Sweat: What are they doing?

Nick: I don't know but this should be great!

*Wrestlingfan backs up and La Resistance begins the attack! They pick Wrestlingfan up and Robert Conway hits him with a chair!*

Richard Sweat: This is brutal!!!

Nick Brown: This is great!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByA_J5lBLxY&feature=related

Nick Brown: THE FBI!?!?!

*The FBI run out and chase La Resistance out of the ring. They begin to brawl through the crowd. Nunzio is punching Robert with Brass Knucks*

Nick Brown: LEAVE ROBERT ALONE!!!

*Nick rips off his shirt and charges Nunzio, only for Sal E. to powerbomb him. Wrestlingfan is laying in the ring*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxgMRSiIiA

Richard Sweat: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

*Muhammad Hassan runs down the ramp with the Money in the Bank Briefcase and a ref in tow! He cashes in!*

Richard Sweat: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

*THE BELL RINGS! Hassan puts wrestlingfan in the Camel Clutch! WF violently fights, but passes out! MUHAMMAD IS THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IWF CHAMPION!!! Hassan celebrates as Daivari puts the title around his waist*

Richard: Wow... Just wow! What a match!

pauadrian
04-21-2012, 07:30 PM
*wrestlingfan pins Giddy in the ring to retain his title.

The title can't change hands in the discussion thread duh.

check discussion thread

Giddy
04-21-2012, 07:31 PM
check discussion thread
Doesn't matter... Hassan is the champion

pauadrian
04-21-2012, 07:33 PM
Doesn't matter... Hassan is the champion

Heskey is new world champ I don't give a shit

Giddy
04-21-2012, 07:34 PM
Heskey is new world champ I don't give a shit
I'm creative... No he's not. If you'd like to sign Heskey up put it in the Roster thread!

Giddy
04-22-2012, 11:34 PM
Up next for the IWF title it'll be defending champ Muhammad Hassan vs Ivanhoe Heskey vs CJ vs DJ vs Cody McDerrell vs Gillberg vs The Wang in an Over the Top Rope Steel Cage Lumberjill match

B-MCINTYRE
04-22-2012, 11:35 PM
Up next for the IWF title it'll be defending champ Muhammad Hassan vs Ivanhoe Heskey vs CJ vs DJ vs Cody McDerrell vs Gillberg vs The Wang in an Over the Top Rope Steel Cage Lumberjill match
No... Clusterfuck chaos battle royal!

pauadrian
04-22-2012, 11:36 PM
No... Clusterfuck chaos battle royal!
That's what I said

Giddy
04-22-2012, 11:38 PM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOW THREAD!!! THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!

E-fedding is seriouz bizznizzzz

pauadrian
04-22-2012, 11:40 PM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOW THREAD!!! THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!

E-fedding is seriouz bizznizzzz

*Heskey rolls up Giddy 1..2..3* YES

Giddy
04-22-2012, 11:41 PM
*Heskey rolls up Giddy 1..2..3* YES
Do that one more time and you're kicked from the match! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!

B-MCINTYRE
04-22-2012, 11:49 PM
Do that one more time and you're kicked from the match! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!
*TEREUS rolls giddy up 1,2,3!*
Giddy: who the fuck?

Tereus: Im from EWF

Giddy: what's that?

Giddy
04-27-2012, 11:45 PM
Harry Tipper: So Muhammad, what do you think about winning the IWF World Title?

Muhammad Hassan: ALAYLEAH AYLEAHAYLAYAAYLEAHALALALALA ALLAHYALE LEEEE ALALALALAHEAYEA

Giddy
04-28-2012, 12:17 AM
Lilian Garcia: This match is an over the top rope lumberjill cage match!

CODLES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyetWc7mKw)

LG: Introducing first, from the deep, deep South, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY MCDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEELL!!!

*Cody comes out to a pop, but trips over his feet and rolls down the ramp to the ring. He rolls into the steel steps, then gets up, brushes himself off, and gets into the ring*

Richard Sweat: Cody McDerrell is damn swell.

Nick Brown: He's a goof.

Richard Sweat: But he's a talented goof... And he's probably the least goofy challenger in this match!!!

Nick Brown: LET'S GO HASSAN! ALAYLALEEEEALYALAALEALYLEA

Richard Sweat: ... Well okay then.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknYjUQc0ww

Richard Sweat: FUCK YES!!!! GILLBERG!!! THE GREATEST WRESTLER I'VE EVER SEEN!!! GIIIIIILLBERG! GIIIIILLBERG! LISTEN TO THOSE CHANTS!

Nick Brown: Those are fake. Nobody is here. It's an empty arena.

Richard Sweat: NO IT'S NOT! IWF IS THE GREATEST!

Nick Brown: Anyways... Wait what the fu... Why are Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross talking over us!?!?! HEY! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Richard Sweat: They're ignoring you Nick.

Nick Brown: I KNOW! BUZZ OFF!

Richard Sweat: *sniffles, then punches Nick in the face* NO!

*Dick pushes Nick out of his seat and rolls him up Heskey style*

1!
2!
3!

Dick: YES! YES! YES! I QUALIFIED FOR THE MATCH! YES!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0syMYs9J8&feature=results_video&playnext =1&list=PL12C93FC6F62C722C

*Dick gets up and runs to the ring while his music is playing. He stands on the apron and rips his pants off. He's wearing a speedo. He takes off his shirt to reveal a... Not too chiseled body*

Nick Brown: Why do I work here?

HESKEY TIME!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo)

*HESKEY TIME!!! HESKEY RUNS OUT, but all of a sudden Brooklyn Brawler runs out, kicks him in the balls and tries to roll him up*

1!
2!
KICKOUT!

*Heskey gets his rape face on and drags Brooklyn Brawler under the ramp. Brawler's screeches are heard*

Nick Brown: LET ME BE A PART OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

*Brown lifts the metal cover and jumps in there with them*

*DJ AND CJ RUN OUT TO THE RING WITH NO SONG CUZ I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF THEIR THEMES*

Dirk Guanajuato: These two are impressive!

Juan Paco Pedro De La Mar: When did you get here?

Dirk: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?!?!?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkikVD-8Iw

JG: COMING OUT NEXT, THE ASIAN REDNECK, THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!

*Wang comes out and does that weird dance he does. He does a lasso movement, then throws his hat into the crowd. He runs into the ring*

Dirk: An Asian Redneck... What a gimmick.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0

Dirk: ALEAYLEAHALEAYEALHEALHEAYALALALALA

Juan: ALEYALEAHALYEAYAYAYAYAYALALALALALYALYALYAYALAYLA!! !!!

*Heskey jumps out of the ramp, followed by a roughed up Nick and BB and gets in the ring. The cage lowers*

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-28-2012, 12:35 AM
No matter what, Artemis Eclipse wins. He beat whoever is Champion for the Championship. Ding, ding, ding.

Artemis is celebrating in the ring with the IWF Heavyweight Championship! Confetti rains down and women perform sexual things in the ring.

YAY!

Broc
04-28-2012, 06:44 AM
Can I join IWF?

Tommy Thunder
04-28-2012, 07:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpyDIaHtBA

*Tommy Thunder emerges at the top of the ramp. He's all smiles as the crowd go crazy. After standing at the top of the ramp for a while, he eventually makes his way down towards the ring, still wearing the same smile. He gets on the apron and poses to the crowd. He enters the ring and plays to the crowd for a good while.
With his music still playing he poses on each turnbuckle, twice. As the music dies he grabs a mic from a ringside personnel. Still with the IWF crowd (about 4 people, consisting of chairman TTC, 2 announcers, and the ring announcer who's doubling up as bell keeper) going wild, he stands in the middle of the ring, still with the same smile on his face.
He continues to play to the crowd for a while before exiting the ring and running around the ring, high-fiving the crowd (all 4 of them). He does this 5 times.
He then (with the same smile still on his face) gets back in the ring, and goes to talk.

But he drops the mic and leaves the ring. The crowd are booing as Thunder makes his way back up the ramp, still smiling. He stops at the top, turns back to smile back and then leaves for good.

Broc
04-28-2012, 07:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpyDIaHtBA

*Tommy Thunder emerges at the top of the ramp. He's all smiles as the crowd go crazy. After standing at the top of the ramp for a while, he eventually makes his way down towards the ring, still wearing the same smile. He gets on the apron and poses to the crowd. He enters the ring and plays to the crowd for a good while.
With his music still playing he poses on each turnbuckle, twice. As the music dies he grabs a mic from a ringside personnel. Still with the IWF crowd (about 4 people, consisting of chairman TTC, 2 announcers, and the ring announcer who's doubling up as bell keeper) going wild, he stands in the middle of the ring, still with the same smile on his face.
He continues to play to the crowd for a while before exiting the ring and running around the ring, high-fiving the crowd (all 4 of them). He does this 5 times.
He then (with the same smile still on his face) gets back in the ring, and goes to talk.

But he drops the mic and leaves the ring. The crowd are booing as Thunder makes his way back up the ramp, still smiling. He stops at the top, turns back to smile back and then leaves for good.

This might be the best Tommy Thunder promo I've ever read.

Tommy Thunder
04-28-2012, 07:12 AM
This might be the best Tommy Thunder promo I've ever read.

Arrive, troll, leave.

Like a BAWS.