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AndyWonder
12-23-2011, 01:45 PM
My favorite one liner of 2011 was on 2-14-11 when The Rock said, "Lookin like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What was your favorite?

Steve Austin
12-23-2011, 01:47 PM
Woo Woo Woo You Know It! Or something CM Punk said.

#Heel

Anyrysm
12-23-2011, 01:55 PM
I loved on an episode of Smackdown where Cole and Josh Roberts were using all of Booker T's cliches, then Booker got ticked: "Hey you guys stole all my signature stuff! Come on!"

AirBourne
12-23-2011, 01:56 PM
"Hey, my Pepsi!" Or something like that. lol

BlazersDozen
12-23-2011, 02:01 PM
"Hi Colt Cabana!"

the-rocks-stunner
12-23-2011, 02:07 PM
''I think the WWE will be better off when VKM is dead''

AirBourne
12-23-2011, 02:07 PM
OMG Kevin Nash ''WTF'' thought he was dead LOL.

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 02:09 PM
Four Punk quotes in a row. That's way less than I expected.

"I am Mr. Excitement!"

G Force
12-23-2011, 02:11 PM
OMG Kevin Nash ''WTF'' thought he was dead LOL.

Thats mine too.

I also liked it when cole received a manager from on the laptop

Giddy
12-23-2011, 02:15 PM
Four Punk quotes in a row. That's way less than I expected.

"I am Mr. Excitement!"
Haha, that was good

Giddy
12-23-2011, 02:19 PM
Yes another CM Punk quote
"I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 02:28 PM
Yes another CM Punk quote
"I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."

"Later...mark."

Giddy
12-23-2011, 02:30 PM
"later...mark."
"hashtag heel"

Starscreamer
12-23-2011, 02:31 PM
see signature

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 02:31 PM
see signature

2011, buddy.

Starscreamer
12-23-2011, 02:34 PM
ouch..good point...let's take two on that shall we?

*ahem*

"we didn't want to take away from your debut of Brodus"

VanHooliganX
12-23-2011, 02:41 PM
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack!

SESAfro
12-23-2011, 02:41 PM
"Hip done connected to the leg bone!"

and/or

"Shucky ducky QUACK QUACK!"

TNA 'The very best'
12-23-2011, 02:41 PM
Excuseeeeeeeeeeeeeee me

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 02:42 PM
"Now why don't you and your girlfriend get off this stage before I start craving a ham sandwich, waka waka?"

BIGZrudypoo812
12-23-2011, 02:50 PM
The Rock on John Cena - "Your looking like a bloated transvestite Wonder Woman ready to fight crime."

Giddy
12-23-2011, 02:52 PM
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack!
WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE
DAT SUPAHERO D-BRYAN
HE GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE LIGHTS
#BookerTIsFilledWithQuotes

Jags
12-23-2011, 03:29 PM
I have two favorites both from the same promo (yes, Punk promo)

CM Punk to Kevin Nash 8/16/11:

"OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL"

"If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think THAT would be good for business"




Honourable mentions:

Christian to Sheamus for a WHC title match:

"Hold on! I deserve this match, Strawberry Shortcake has to step to the back off the line" (or something like that)


Santino in backstage segment to Zack Ryder:

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAID!"

AWrestlingGod
12-23-2011, 03:34 PM
You dont where the pants in the family but you do wear her panties" - CM Punk

I got Ookie Doked by a little Jimmy I got got by a Little Jimmy!!! - R-Truth

Zack Ryder got a tshirt!!!! - R-Truth

"I know where that hand has been"- CM

Shining Light
12-23-2011, 03:34 PM
JIMMY! :D

Mentally Insane R - Truth = Comedy Gold

Automatic
12-23-2011, 03:38 PM
With the GREATEST OF EASE!
Just about any of Booker's cliches.

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 03:43 PM
"If I open it up and if I see a spida....the grits gon' hit the pan!" - R-Truth

Bret Owen Smith
12-23-2011, 03:44 PM
When Laurenitis turned to the camera live on raw and said "I'd like to wish John Morrison the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Cabers
12-23-2011, 03:58 PM
You dont where the pants in the family but you do wear her panties" - CM Punk

I got Ookie Doked by a little Jimmy I got got by a Little Jimmy!!! - R-Truth

Zack Ryder got a tshirt!!!! - R-Truth

"I know where that hand has been"- CM

That's the winner for me haha i think the facial expression sold it even more.

the-rocks-stunner
12-23-2011, 04:02 PM
''Vintage Orton''

LMPunker
12-23-2011, 04:13 PM
punk-"no that movie star isnt you from the chaperone"
hhh-"how was your movie?"
punk-"oh mine went straight to dvd just like yours"

i picked this one because i couldnt see how punk would save face with that and he did

honorable mention is the regular and unleaded bit with otunga i also liked "riley,randy,riley,randy,riley,randy JIMMY JIMMY!"

AWrestlingGod
12-23-2011, 04:13 PM
That's the winner for me haha i think the facial expression sold it even more.

It was hilarious after when miz and christian came out and it was like

Riley-Christian, "Riley?Randy!!-Miz, Riley! Randy! Riley!....."JIMMY!!!! JIMMY!JIMMY"....

alexrules01
12-23-2011, 04:17 PM
Christian: "I can't see because of all these stupid lights" when facing Sin Cara

Cabers
12-23-2011, 04:22 PM
It was hilarious after when miz and christian came out and it was like

Riley-Christian, "Riley?Randy!!-Miz, Riley! Randy! Riley!....."JIMMY!!!! JIMMY!JIMMY"....

Hahah ah god yea and the look he got and the crowd laughing was brillaint.

No_1eddiefan
12-23-2011, 04:36 PM
"If I open it up and if I see a spida....the grits gon' hit the pan!" - R-Truth

Either this one or

Booker T- 'Sin Cara Negro kicking Azul in the mask area'
Michael Cole- 'You mean his face?'

or when Sin Cara Negro got unmasked...

Booker T- 'I see why he wore that mask now also, the guy is ugly.'

Wrestling Realist
12-23-2011, 04:43 PM
"One more match"

VanHooliganX
12-23-2011, 04:46 PM
Although i've said mine

Honourable mention:

Christian to Mark Henry whilst Christian was WHC. "You want the WHC? You do realise this is real gold and not chocolate right?"

I lol'd

YOUcanCALLmeCRACK
12-23-2011, 04:48 PM
[Hulk Hogan] is gay with Brutus Beefcake

Wrestling Realist
12-23-2011, 04:50 PM
"there a conspiracy C-O-N....spiracy" R-truth

Mikeyboy7777777
12-23-2011, 05:02 PM
the rock with what are you playing kiekaboo? you can't see me XD lol

AWrestlingGod
12-23-2011, 05:05 PM
"To the little Jimmys, to the big jimmys,...even the momma Jimmys..

SESAfro
12-23-2011, 05:20 PM
CM Punk:
"If I hear one more thing about your destiny, I swear to Jebus that I'll start drinking."

Wade Barrett 1979
12-23-2011, 05:22 PM
All Booker:

'Lumberjill match is just like a lumberjack match.....but just different.'

'She's spunky, she's got a lot of fire and she's got those Chuck Taylors on.'

'Imma tell you she's smokin hot man, a woman like that will make you do strange things.'

'How great would it be to see one of those rookies slip on a banana peel and win tonight.'

'Can a brother with a brostache get invited to the party?'

'Kind of like those karate movies when you take a guy's soul right? Right? Josh?

'I'll tell it to you and the world, you are a tool.'

'If they won't get along, let's get it on. That's what my mum used to say.'

jelle1809
12-23-2011, 05:26 PM
"Oh where are my WWE ice cream bars??"

HHH: "How was your movie?"
Punk: "Very good, it went straight to dvd, just like yours!"

or a Booker one:

"Shucky Ducky QuackQuack"

MinistryOfDarkness
12-23-2011, 05:29 PM
John! My diet soda, John!

Wrestling Realist
12-23-2011, 05:54 PM
cm punk- "can you say the alphabet backwards?"
Stone Cold-"well i can whoop your ass backwards"

awesome promo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeAo0BcnSA

Regal>Cena
12-23-2011, 06:07 PM
"Now why don't you and your girlfriend get off this stage before I start craving a ham sandwich, waka waka?"

The retort from Kermit was epic:

"I'm sorry sir, we don't want any trouble from you or your mother"

Shaz11
12-23-2011, 06:26 PM
'OMG Kevin Nash, WTF' thought he was dead LOL'

capn-edu
12-23-2011, 06:30 PM
any phrase involving JIMMY!!!

JamFran
12-23-2011, 06:32 PM
CM Punk:
"If I hear one more thing about your destiny, I swear to Jebus that I'll start drinking."

I loved that one.

The Brown One
12-23-2011, 06:39 PM
R - Truth cutting a promo on Del Rio:
"We have little Jimmy, big Jimmy, and now SENOR' JIMMY?!?!?!?!"

Zilvis
12-23-2011, 06:40 PM
"You know what the Pigeons said to me?! NOTHING!"
"DON'T WHAT ME!"
"If I open it up, and I see a spider, the grits are gonna hit the pan!"
"How am I suppose to climb a ladder and grab a briefcase if I got... I got... acrophobia ya'll!"
"C-O-N-spiracy!"
"I'm a goooooooood R-Truth."
"Why does hot dogs come ten to a pack, when buns eight to a pack. There's two buns missing!"
"Why did God create Spiders? Why do I hate Spiders? Glad you asked me that Josh."
"Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind!"
"They sit around around the Conspiracy Table and they conspire!"

Any of CM Punk's stuff recently and R-Truth's insane gimmick... hope he comes back with it.

Rokudo
12-23-2011, 07:06 PM
R-Truth and Booker are just comedy gold, most of their lines are funny!
I'm still laughing about Sin Cara Negro kicking Azul in the "mask area"! :D

SlammasterJ
12-23-2011, 07:17 PM
The Rock (To John Cena)- "Enjoy your Fruity Pebbles you Yabba Dabba B****!!"

John Cena (To The Rock)- "Ahh, what do you know? Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy"

R-Truth (To The Miz)- "I said...Ninja...WAAYAAAAA!!...Please."

CM Punk- "Where the hell are my ice cream bars???" (Something I'd like to know myself)

Booker T- "Wat da haaayel???"

That is all I can think of at the moment.

Spextasy
12-23-2011, 08:42 PM
OMG Kevin Nash ''WTF'' thought he was dead LOL.

Yes, this. I really did LOL.

Undertaker Mark
12-23-2011, 09:15 PM
Booker's are always classic

"Thats My big Homie" -at summerslam on Kevin Nash's return

Booker:Awww the hip bones connected to the leg bone
Cole: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

Steve Austin
12-23-2011, 09:17 PM
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack is in my fav5 along with 6 other ones ;)

Spextasy
12-23-2011, 09:48 PM
I still lmao at the Rock's "Peekaboo" segment too, and I'm a Cena fan!

Kerrastone
12-23-2011, 10:00 PM
"HOW GOOD DO I LOOK DOING THIS, COME ON!" - Dolph Ziggler a few weeks ago. Cracked me up.

The Piper
12-23-2011, 11:01 PM
Everything R-Truth ever said.

AWrestlingGod
12-23-2011, 11:07 PM
Everything R-Truth ever said.

Except for whats up, and everything he said when he was a good guy.

eyehatecena
12-23-2011, 11:14 PM
HHH's term: Skinny Fat Ass

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 11:22 PM
I know this doesn't count but while I was at TLC, this guy behind me said something really funny when Alberto was climbing the ladder:

"C'mon, Del Rio! I know you Mexicans can climb ladders faster than that; you do it to clean my gutters every Saturday!"

eyehatecena
12-23-2011, 11:28 PM
i know this doesn't count but while i was at tlc, this guy behind me said something really funny when alberto was climbing the ladder:

"c'mon, del rio! I know you mexicans can climb ladders faster than that; you do it to clean my gutters every saturday!"

^lmfao.........

AWrestlingGod
12-23-2011, 11:49 PM
I know this doesn't count but while I was at TLC, this guy behind me said something really funny when Alberto was climbing the ladder:

"C'mon, Del Rio! I know you Mexicans can climb ladders faster than that; you do it to clean my gutters every Saturday!"

Lol sometimes the crowds are the best reason to go to wrestling events at a NWA event the crowd around me kept yelling at Willie Mack racist stuff like "all he wants is some chicken and some pizza"...he looked mad

K2Jelly
12-23-2011, 11:54 PM
Michael Cole: "Hey here's what's up, R-Truth, we're in Milwaukee, Milwaukee, you fool! Hello? Wake up!"

HeartlessAttack
12-24-2011, 12:29 AM
Booker T, when asked about the walkout on HHH, said something like:
"I didn't have anything to do with it. I thought the show was over, I was just goin' to tha bathroom".

YES!

Zilvis
12-24-2011, 12:30 AM
I know this doesn't count but while I was at TLC, this guy behind me said something really funny when Alberto was climbing the ladder:

"C'mon, Del Rio! I know you Mexicans can climb ladders faster than that; you do it to clean my gutters every Saturday!"

Live Events are great. I remember one where CM Punk come out singing his own entrance(Back when WWECW was still around), and then when Elijah Burke come out, Punk sung his theme song too.

Spextasy
12-24-2011, 12:43 AM
Santino calling John Laureniatis "John Laryngitis" was pretty epic and memorable. I'm actually surprised they didn't give that zinger to Punk.

Giddy
12-24-2011, 12:48 AM
Michael Cole: "Hey here's what's up, R-Truth, we're in Milwaukee, Milwaukee, you fool! Hello? Wake up!"
The fact that he called him a fool made it even funnier

THEKEVINBRAND
12-24-2011, 12:50 AM
You Can't See Me? Oh believe me we can all see you! A blindfolded sleeping, stuck in a basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass!

Spextasy
12-24-2011, 12:55 AM
You Can't See Me? Oh believe me we can all see you! A blindfolded sleeping, stuck in a basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass!

LOL! First it was your bright purple shirt, then your bright orange shirt, then your bright red shirt! Running around looking like big, fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles!! (trending!)

I'm sure even Cena was laughing at that backstage.

The Phantom Menace
12-24-2011, 03:46 AM
Any of the promos Rock cut on Cena became instant classics! I'd forgotten how funny Dwayne truely is!

Murphdogg4
12-24-2011, 06:39 AM
Any of the promos Rock cut on Cena became instant classics! I'd forgotten how funny Dwayne truely is!

yeah the Rocks wins this contest hands down..I'll give R truth runners up with "I got okie doked by lil jimmy"

Tomsta666
12-24-2011, 08:20 AM
Can't remember exactly how it went, but Cole explaing Lawlers absence on an episode of Raw...

"Jerry can't be with us tonight, because he suffered anal bleeding"

I lol'd! :cool:

holgerwich
12-24-2011, 08:59 AM
see signature

I agree with this...

Steve Austin
12-24-2011, 09:10 AM
Just watched last nights Smackdown!

About Daniel Bryan:

Booker T: Look at the Charisma
Michael Cole: Charisma? He looks like a chalkboard

Hilarious haha!

Rilla
12-24-2011, 10:30 AM
OMG Kevin Nash ''WTF'' thought he was dead LOL.

This. It was probably the funniest line all year.

captainmoonlight
12-24-2011, 11:42 AM
cm punk about john Cena getting fired

"maybe he could ACTUALLY sign up"

pauadrian
12-24-2011, 02:19 PM
I loved on an episode of Smackdown where Cole and Josh Roberts were using all of Booker T's cliches, then Booker got ticked: "Hey you guys stole all my signature stuff! Come on!"

booker was confused as hell that time lol
and it was josh mathews and cole

pauadrian
12-24-2011, 02:22 PM
the rock with what are you playing kiekaboo? you can't see me XD lol

its peekaboo

pauadrian
12-24-2011, 02:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lK-raD4aY

SESAfro
12-24-2011, 03:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lK-raD4aY
Haha. How can you hate R Truth? xD

Alberto Del Rio
12-24-2011, 03:21 PM
booker t: I can see the different between sin cara and sin cara negro by the shoe lasses ..

something like that XD

it was funny as hell

thisiswrestling
12-24-2011, 04:16 PM
CM Punk: John, my Diet Soda!

HBK
12-24-2011, 10:38 PM
to much to type but this was hilarious!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlYRQgiTSw