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Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 02:30 PM
So basically like I said in the other thread. I pick a topic and everyone post the players they can think of with a pun from the topic in their name, also manager, stadiums and if I can be bothered I'll post the best XI with a stadium and a management team. (Sort of like Dan Walker for those who follow him on Twitter)

First Topic: It has to be Christmas, GO!

Example for ya: Topic, Christmas, player, Samuel Eto'HO HO also put the Christmas related part of the name in caps :)

(Probably do a new one every week, Oh and no cheating by googling! Yes I'm talking to you Van! ;) )

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 02:48 PM
Roque SANTA CLAUS!! :)

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 02:49 PM
Samuel Eto'O HO HO
Evander SNOWW
Shawn FAIRY-LIGHT Phillips
Darren Randolph THE RED NOSED REINDEER
Paul MINCE PIES

(Instead of posting when you think of more edit your post)

VanHooliganX
12-15-2011, 03:19 PM
ROBIN van churpey.


...I tried!

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 03:22 PM
ROBIN van churpey.


...I tried!

Robins are quite involved with Christmas, it's good enough :)

Just go with ROBIN Van Persie.

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 03:31 PM
Andy CHRISTMAS CARROLL!!


Can't believe you missed this!! :p

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 03:33 PM
Alex Ferguson...

It's a visual pun. Have you seen his nose?

http://media.2oceansvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Alex-Ferguson.jpg

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight!

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 03:34 PM
Andy CHRISTMAS CARROLL!!


Can't believe you missed this!! :p

Damn you and your replacement hip ;)

Leon CHEST-NUTS

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 03:36 PM
Pepe Reina-deer!

VanHooliganX
12-15-2011, 03:37 PM
Djemba Baaaa.

(The poor mans version of a reindeer is a badly decorated sheep :D)

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 03:38 PM
Pepe Reina-deer!

Haha nice.


Djemba Baaaa.

(The poor mans version of a reindeer is a badly decorated sheep :D)

Oh so when you said you can't do them you were serious? ;) Oj, atleast you're playing :p

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 03:38 PM
David Egg-nog

VanHooliganX
12-15-2011, 03:40 PM
Haha nice.



Oh so when you said you can't do them you were serious? ;) Oj, atleast you're playing :p

Ian Rush off to buy that x-mas present you forgot to buy.

...Yup deadly serious :'(

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 03:45 PM
Tomsta has played this before LOL

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 03:46 PM
David Egg-nog

You're pretty good at this Tomstaa!


Ian Rush off to buy that x-mas present you forgot to buy.

...Yup deadly serious :'(

Haha, poor guy ;)

Tor Andre MISTLE-FLO

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 03:49 PM
SNOWY Barton - does that count ?.

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 03:53 PM
SNOWY Barton - does that count ?.

Hell yeah! I told ya it would take off...Sort of ;)

JESUS-CHRISTiano Ronaldo

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 03:54 PM
Hell yeah! I told ya it would take off...Sort of ;)

JESUS-CHRISTiano Ronaldo

LOL it's amazing what bordem does too people.. why bother having an xbox hey!! :D

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 03:58 PM
Ruud Van Mistletoe

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:00 PM
Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:00 PM
LOL it's amazing what bordem does too people.. why bother having an xbox hey!! :D

Haha I know right?

I think a Wrestling Christmas related one would of worked better, mainly because I thought of quite a few while thinking of footballers ;)

Fabian Elph

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:02 PM
Ryan BAUBLE!! ( thats a beauty!! )

Snow Cole

Ruud van Tinselrooy

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 04:02 PM
Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

Florent Sinama Pongold

Frankinsence Lampard

Jose Myrrhinho

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:03 PM
the best one yet i think :

DECO-rations!!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:04 PM
Dennis WISE MAN (shit just got religious :D)

LOL :D nice,

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:04 PM
DAMN! Well played THBK, Wade and Tomstaa :)

Rio MYRRHdinand

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:05 PM
Florent Sinama Pongold

Frankinsence Lampard

Jose Myrrhinho

Ha! Class! :D

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:05 PM
there really are loads for Ruud

SCROOGE van nistelrooy !!

on fire now :D LOL

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:07 PM
there really are loads for Ruud

SCROOGE van nistelrooy !!

on fire now :D LOL

On fire like Ruud was at Man Utd :p

Christmas-Cake Livermore

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:07 PM
Last one i can think of i think..

CRACKakaER

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:08 PM
On fire like Ruud was at Man Utd :p

Christmas-Cake Livermore

LOL thats a good one, fair play we have come with some class ones!

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 04:09 PM
Jason Yule

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:11 PM
WRAPPER benitez :D not so great that one..

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:11 PM
LOL thats a good one, fair play we have come with some class ones!

Yeah I know, Deco-rations is a personel fav.


Jason Yule

Damn I was just about to do that one you bastard ;)

Holly Gunnar Solskjaer (my brother just said it)

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:13 PM
Yeah I know, Deco-rations is a personel fav.



Damn I was just about to do that one you bastard ;)

Holly Gunnar Solskjaer (my brother just said it)

^^ thats another good one, well played steve's bro!

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 04:13 PM
St. Nicholas Anelka

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:14 PM
St. Nicholas Anelka

nice nice :)

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:15 PM
^^ thats another good one, well played steve's bro!

Damn Utd fans ;)

Sleighton Baines

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:17 PM
John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:17 PM
Damn Utd fans ;)

Sleighton Baines

one better.. SLEIGH Given :D LOL

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:19 PM
John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

NOOOO you beat me too the SLEIGH Given one :(

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:19 PM
John SHERRY

Kevin MINCE Boateng

SLEIGH Given

Dani ELVES

Nice!

Stable Xavier (Damn brother is better than me)

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:19 PM
Paolo MALT-dini

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:20 PM
Ledley STOCking

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:20 PM
NOOOO you beat me too the SLEIGH Given one :(

Ninja'd!! :p

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:20 PM
Nice!

Stable Xavier (Damn brother is better than me)

just bye remembering abel xavier he needs a medal LOL i wanna hear so more of Vans now !!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:21 PM
Ninja'd!! :p

Same old SCOUSERS!! always STEALING!!

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:22 PM
Theo WALNUT

Edwin Van Der STAR

CAROL Poborsky

Juan Pablo ANGEL

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:23 PM
Same old SCOUSERS!! always STEALING!!

Hahaha! I'll give you that, nice! :D

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:24 PM
just bye remembering abel xavier he needs a medal LOL i wanna hear so more of Vans now !!

Haha, yeah come on Van, yours were amazing ;)

Santa claus is coming to (Wes) Brown

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Hahaha! I'll give you that, nice! :D

haha :D thanks!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:25 PM
Haha, yeah come on Van, yours were amazing ;)

Santa claus is coming to (Wes) Brown

^^ that sounded like one of Van's!! LOL had too read it twice aswell too get it.. :)

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:26 PM
Didier EGGNOGba

David N LOG

David BETHLEHAM

RonaldiniHOHOHO

Clarence SNOWdorf

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:27 PM
^^ that sounded like one of Van's!! LOL had too read it twice aswell too get it.. :)

Haha I know, I'm running low :(

Fitz Deck the Halls

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:28 PM
David TOYS

Graham NORTH POLE

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:31 PM
Im going too put this out there.. im finking Wade is either on the internet searching.. or he's very good :D LOL

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:31 PM
Haha I know, I'm running low :(

Fitz Deck the Halls

same man im all out!!

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:31 PM
Im going too put this out there.. im finking Wade is either on the internet searching.. or he's very good :D LOL

Haha, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's a wise man.

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:33 PM
I'm putting some thought in to it, now I've finished arguing! :D

Last two were off the net!! :p

I'm all out now!!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:35 PM
I'm putting some thought in to it, now I've finished arguing! :D

Last two were off the net!! :p

I'm all out now!!

haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!

Tomsta666
12-15-2011, 04:36 PM
Ex Premiership referee (and BORO fan ;) )

Jeff Winter

hurr hurr

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:36 PM
haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!

YEAH, I'M WITH THIS GUY! It did get tough towards the end though ;)

Leggo
12-15-2011, 04:37 PM
Didier EGGNOGba

David N LOG

David BETHLEHAM

RonaldiniHOHOHO

Clarence SNOWdorf

I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:37 PM
This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:38 PM
I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

LOL yeh was a quality one that..

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:40 PM
haha i knew it.. :) these older guys should be showing the way too the younger generation and yet they are cheating :p

some quality ones there tho!!



YEAH, I'M WITH THIS GUY! It did get tough towards the end though ;)

Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:40 PM
This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

if you do mate, do what you said about people editing there post's otherwise could get swamped and you know people will be on the net also!

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:41 PM
Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

haha :) funny that.. when i cheated in school nobody said well done you were thinking outside of the box :P

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:41 PM
Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box! Plus you lose some brain functions, as you get older! :p You all have it to come!

Not me! I'm a genius ;) It was quick thinking I suppose, you sure you're not lying about your age? I'm gonna you're not really 85 you're 43 ;)

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:41 PM
This become quite popular, I may put a wrestling one in the tea spot but just a Christmas one :p

Please do but leave it til tomorrow, my brain needs recovery time! :p



I fookin lol'd hard at this one! Hahaha! Quality!

Well done guys. Some fookin brilliant ones there.

Cheers chief! :)

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:42 PM
if you do mate, do what you said about people editing there post's otherwise could get swamped and you know people will be on the net also!

Yeah I'm gonna throw it in there tomorrow I think, Wade needs recovery time :p

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:43 PM
Please do but leave it til tomorrow, my brain needs recovery time! :p




Cheers chief! :)

plus he's just closed his second internet page now :D nah tomoz sounds good.. ive got a champions league with Porto too win !!

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:45 PM
Not me! I'm a genius It was quick thinking I suppose, you sure you're not lying about your age? I'm gonna you're not really 85 you're 43

Cheeky arse!! :p



haha funny that.. when i cheated in school nobody said well done you were thinking outside of the box :P

I only blagged TOYS and NORTH POLE! It's all about moderation! :D

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:50 PM
Cheeky arse!! :p




I only blagged TOYS and NORTH POLE! It's all about moderation! :D

LOL well played anyway lads!

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:51 PM
Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

Wade Barrett 1979
12-15-2011, 04:52 PM
Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

Zing!!!! :p

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:55 PM
Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

haha his ian rush was a classic!

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:56 PM
haha his ian rush was a classic!

Haha it was. I laughed more at his than any other tbh ;)

THE HEARTBREAK KID
12-15-2011, 04:58 PM
Haha it was. I laughed more at his than any other tbh ;)

Deffo lmao, still laughing now :D LOL

Steve Austin
12-15-2011, 04:59 PM
Deffo lmao, still laughing now :D LOL

Haha same. Maybe that was his aim? He is actually pun master :0

VanHooliganX
12-15-2011, 05:19 PM
Haha, had to be done Wade ;)

Well played all round I say lads....except Van :p

It's okay. Many people are jealous of my brilliance.

pauadrian
12-15-2011, 09:20 PM
CRISTIANO ronaldo
get it because christians celebrate GODAMMIT

Steve Austin
12-16-2011, 11:01 AM
It's okay. Many people are jealous of my brilliance.

You are extremely talented Van ;)

This is to end the Christmas one:

Beck the Hall with Bauza Boli
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Le Tiss the Seaman Bébé Jol Lee
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Dong we Lawal Gaynor Powell
Tshabalala La La, La Lalas
Poll the Nugent Euell Hyde Carroll
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas

pauadrian
12-17-2011, 03:24 AM
You are extremely talented Van ;)

This is to end the Christmas one:

Beck the Hall with Bauza Boli
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Le Tiss the Seaman Bébé Jol Lee
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas
Dong we Lawal Gaynor Powell
Tshabalala La La, La Lalas
Poll the Nugent Euell Hyde Carroll
Tshabalala La, La La Lalas

damn tshabalala scoring on us