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IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 01:28 PM
What is the greatest present your mother ever gave you?

Wanna know what mine is?
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http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/313617_295728303784458_100000418716461_1095601_107 3771073_n.jpg

She smashed it will we were cutting firewood. Chipped the bone in 2 places and crushed the nail bed.


Greatest birthday ever. Had the whole weekend off from work for the first time in months. I was going to take the time to hardcore play Skyrim but now........

Asherdelampyr
11-19-2011, 01:31 PM
What is the greatest present your mother ever gave you?

Wanna know what mine is?
http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l571/MikalMiers/313617_295728303784458_100000418716461_1095601_107 3771073_n.jpg

She smashed it will we were cutting firewood. Chipped the bone in 2 places and crushed the nail bed.


Greatest birthday ever. Had the whole weekend off from work in months. Was going to take the time to hardcore play Skyrim but now........

well damn

at least you can still build up smithing, enchanting and alchemy 1 handed?

IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 01:34 PM
well damn

at least you can still build up smithing, enchanting and alchemy 1 handed?

That was one of things I was thinking on the way to the hospital.

Wade Barrett 1979
11-19-2011, 01:35 PM
Well that's some crap fortune! :( At least you can still type! :)

As they say, 'Sorry about your damn luck!'

Asherdelampyr
11-19-2011, 01:47 PM
That was one of things I was thinking on the way to the hospital.

or get one of the arcade-style joysticks

VanHooliganX
11-19-2011, 02:24 PM
Ouch. :S Sorry to hear that.

IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 03:50 PM
Even worse, Halo: CE Anniversary and Saints Row: The Third were just delivered to my house. I now have 6 games waiting to be played and WWE '12 comes out next week.

Asherdelampyr
11-19-2011, 03:52 PM
Even worse, Halo: CE Anniversary and Saints Row: The Third were just delivered to my house. I now have 6 games waiting to be played and WWE '12 comes out next week.

damn
hope you can get a good cast, tell them that you have to be able to type for a living and need a flexible cast

Bodom
11-19-2011, 03:55 PM
damn
hope you can get a good cast, tell them that you have to be able to type for a living and need a flexible cast

Or a professional masturbator.

Wade Barrett 1979
11-19-2011, 04:03 PM
or a professional masturbator.

:D (You found my humour level!)

IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 09:23 PM
Or a professional masturbator.

I was thinking of hiring a porn star but I can't afford it so I'd have to settle for a truck stop prostitute.

IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 09:26 PM
damn
hope you can get a good cast, tell them that you have to be able to type for a living and need a flexible cast

I have a wrist brace that completely immobilizes the thumb but I can remove it anytime. Doc says I have to wear it for two weeks but I have a high pain tolerance so I was thinking about 4 days max.

Asherdelampyr
11-19-2011, 09:30 PM
I have a wrist brace that completely immobilizes the thumb but I can remove it anytime. Doc says I have to wear it for two weeks but I have a high pain tolerance so I was thinking about 4 days max.

usually the two weeks isn't so much about pain as it is making sure that the bone reattaches correctly.
seriously, keep it on the two weeks, that way you won't end up with a troll thumb

Necroyeti
11-19-2011, 09:45 PM
Doing the shuffle with your left hand is a bit easier if you twist the wrist the other way, IMO. Just something to bear in mind.

Enjoy the codeine nod also.

Asherdelampyr
11-19-2011, 09:46 PM
Doing the shuffle with your left hand is a bit easier if you twist the wrist the other way, IMO. Just something to bear in mind.

Enjoy the codeine nod also.

the codeine may make it all more fun :P

IrkenInvader
11-19-2011, 09:49 PM
the codeine may make it all more fun :P

Nah I only got a shot of morphine and some Vicodin.

Necroyeti
11-19-2011, 10:00 PM
Vicodin has codeine in it IIRC, could be wrong. Either way, it should give you excellent dreams.

Broc
11-19-2011, 10:04 PM
I was just on Vicodin 2 days ago, for my toe which is really fucked up, but while I was on the Vicodin I was definitely more fucked up then my toe was ;)

Bodom
11-19-2011, 10:36 PM
Vicodin is heaven sent.

Broc
11-19-2011, 10:39 PM
Vicodin is heaven sent.

agreed, lol

SESAfro
11-19-2011, 10:40 PM
Sweet nail polish.

Have fun using your index finger as a substitute for your thumb.

IrkenInvader
11-20-2011, 09:50 AM
Vicodin has codeine in it IIRC, could be wrong. Either way, it should give you excellent dreams.

Didn't know that.

But I'm not a fan of being on pain killers anyway. Alcohol is the only thing I liked to be fucked up on, I tend to be a huge asshole when I'm high.

SouthernBlood
02-08-2012, 04:34 PM
way late,but,you should of drained that mashed nail,ive never done it buts its a bastard

Steve Austin
02-08-2012, 04:35 PM
Bargain Bucket to my self :p

IrkenInvader
02-08-2012, 04:43 PM
way late,but,you should of drained that mashed nail,ive never done it buts its a bastard
Didn't have to drain it, it ripped enough skin to drain itself.