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Kincaid
11-17-2011, 01:20 PM
Ric Flair is one of the greatest wrestlers/entertainers of all time. He has held countless championships and accolades throughout his illustrious career. However, for years my friends and I have made fun of him with "Ric Flair is so old that...." jokes. I wanted to see what ones you guys could come up with. They aren't very GOOD, mind you. I'll start: Ric Flair is so old that he wrestled Jesus at the first PPV and it was called "Resurection". ANNNNNNNNNNND GO.

Tomsta666
11-17-2011, 01:27 PM
Ric Flair is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Fonty
11-17-2011, 01:30 PM
Ric Flair is so old, , I told him to act his age and the bitch died.

Tomsta666
11-17-2011, 01:32 PM
Ric Flair is so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake

Fonty
11-17-2011, 01:36 PM
Flair is so old, he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Fonty
11-17-2011, 01:41 PM
Ric Flair is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

steveorton
11-17-2011, 02:19 PM
Ric Flair is so old his birth certifiacte says "expired."

steveorton
11-17-2011, 02:20 PM
Ric Flair is so old he knew Burger King when he was a prince :D

SLEEPY LOCO1
11-17-2011, 02:25 PM
Ric Flair is so old, he farts dust.

BOHICA
11-17-2011, 02:49 PM
Ric Flair is so old, That after Moses Parted The Seas; he said; "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

BOHICA
11-17-2011, 02:54 PM
Ric Flair is so old, he was the first one off The Mayflower.

govmanz
11-17-2011, 03:10 PM
Ric Flair is so old his first PPV was a silent movie.

Krysys
11-17-2011, 03:31 PM
Ric Flair is one of the greatest wrestlers/entertainers of all time. He has held countless championships and accolades throughout his illustrious career. However, for years my friends and I have made fun of him with "Ric Flair is so old that...." jokes. I wanted to see what ones you guys could come up with. They aren't very GOOD, mind you. I'll start: Ric Flair is so old that he wrestled Jesus at the first PPV and it was called "Resurection". ANNNNNNNNNNND GO.

I had to correct this...

Ric Flair is so old he wrestled God at the fist PPV and it was known as "The Big Bang"!

Robstar
11-17-2011, 04:17 PM
Ok this is funny, but I'm moving it to The Tea Spot :D

Kincaid
11-17-2011, 04:18 PM
Ric Flair is so old that TNA is giving him a push.

Fonty
11-17-2011, 04:32 PM
Flair's so old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him!

Incubus_99
11-17-2011, 04:33 PM
Ric Flair is so old, no wonder he thinks hes God!...

Asherdelampyr
11-17-2011, 04:36 PM
Ric flair's so old his first chop was given to Adam

Ric Flair's so old his blood has antibodies for the black death

Ric Flair's so old his first ride was a raptor

KJ PUNK
11-17-2011, 05:00 PM
Ric Flair is so old that when he blades, dust pours out.

Asherdelampyr
11-17-2011, 05:04 PM
Ric Flair is so old that when he blades, dust pours out.

It's funny cause it's true
seriously it takes a good 5-10 minutes after he blades to start bleeding now, any moment he's going to have to do it while putting on his ring gear

VKM
11-17-2011, 05:36 PM
Ric Flair is so old, , I told him to act his age and the bitch died.

LOL! That was too funny

Asherdelampyr
11-17-2011, 05:42 PM
Ric Flair is so old his first match was in the Roman Coliseum

VanHooliganX
11-17-2011, 07:22 PM
Flair is so old, he is in the Last Supper.

K2Jelly
11-17-2011, 07:24 PM
Flair's so old, he thought a water slide was an aqueduct.

Asherdelampyr
11-17-2011, 07:27 PM
Flair is so old his first robe was made out of pelts and bone

KJ PUNK
11-17-2011, 07:31 PM
Off topic, but the OP is so new that he doesn't realize that multiple periods at the end of titles fucks up the webpage.

I'm just getting tired of having to delete like 10 periods to get the page to load.

Asherdelampyr
11-17-2011, 07:32 PM
Off topic, but the OP is so new that he doesn't realize that multiple periods at the end of titles fucks up the webpage.

I'm just getting tired of having to delete like 10 periods to get the page to load.
He will learn in time, they all do eventually