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pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:12 PM
http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/01/baby-baby-maybe-of-the-day/
so apprently justin beiber had sex with some chick at a concert read the article tell me what you think

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 06:14 PM
http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/01/baby-baby-maybe-of-the-day/

you misspelled "mommy"

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:16 PM
you misspelled "mommy"

lmao
yes i did thanks for pointing that out

Tomsta666
11-02-2011, 06:19 PM
I geniunely misread the thread title as "Justin Beiber is Dead"

You got my hopes up for a minute there Pau :(

K2Jelly
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Tomsta666's sig speaks for me.

Wade Barrett 1979
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Surely they'd have to re-attach his balls first?!

broc808
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
I geniunely misread the thread title as "Justin Beiber is Dead"

You got my hopes up for a minute there Pau :(

lol I actually thought that at first too

VanHooliganX
11-02-2011, 06:26 PM
I geniunely misread the thread title as "Justin Beiber is Dead"

You got my hopes up for a minute there Pau :(

1 day man. 1 day.

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:30 PM
I geniunely misread the thread title as "Justin Beiber is Dead"

You got my hopes up for a minute there Pau :(

judging by evrbodys comments here evrybody wants him dead

CGBigMan
11-02-2011, 06:32 PM
judging by evrbodys comments here evrybody wants him dead

i cant nme someone i know who doesnt

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 06:33 PM
judging by evrbodys comments here evrybody wants him dead

I don't
the inevitable rash of teen girl suicides afterwards would clog the streets even more.

Also, teens need some pop singer to like, if it wasn't him it would be someone else...

Read the article, looks like the standard "paternity" crap that always pops up on celebs, especially those in the music business.

Was not aware that he had reached puberty yet, which could make the entire case null and void

also, any guy (pop star or not) that takes a girl into the bathroom within 10 minutes of meeting her is not a virgin, which makes her claim even more suspicious.

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 06:35 PM
calling bullshit on this.

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:43 PM
i cant nme someone i know who doesnt

i see you dont have any friends that are girls

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:45 PM
calling bullshit on this.

just wanted to bring it up for some controversy
and i dont believe the chick either this looks like another of those michael jackson cases

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 06:45 PM
just wanted to bring it up for some controversy
and i dont believe the chick either this looks like another of those michael jackson cases

well there is a little boy involved :P

CGBigMan
11-02-2011, 06:46 PM
i see you dont have any friends that are girls

i have girl frineds
they just like good musicc thats all

Sully
11-02-2011, 06:48 PM
Wait...she's 20...and he's 17...and she's saying she had sex with him? Um...hello....

And Bieber's birthday is in March...so he would have been 16.

If that was a guy, claiming he knocked up some 16-17 year old and wants a lawsuit, he'd be arrested already.

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Wait...she's 20...and he's 17...and she's saying she had sex with him? Um...hello....

the girl must be on drugs right
he was 16 when he apparently had sex
we could get him on mtv 16 and pregnant

Sully
11-02-2011, 06:52 PM
just wanted to bring it up for some controversy
and i dont believe the chick either this looks like another of those michael jackson cases

Except Michael Jackson's trial was full of accusations...

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 06:55 PM
seriously what the fuck if she is 20 and he is 16 she should be accused of statutory rape! but no that only applies to men fuck the system. anyways she is an idiot looking for a quick buck

YOUcanCALLmeCRACK
11-02-2011, 06:55 PM
So can I boink Selena Gomez now?

Wade Barrett 1979
11-02-2011, 06:57 PM
So can I boink Selena Gomez now?

Giggity!!!

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 06:58 PM
So can I boink Selena Gomez now?

looks like it lol

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 06:59 PM
So can I boink Selena Gomez now?

totally
she's 18 :)

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 07:01 PM
So can I boink Selena Gomez now?

Fuck her Demi Lovato now she seems like a freak ;)

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 07:02 PM
Fuck her Demi Lovato now she seems like a freak ;)

ok this sounds like were getting waaaaaaaaaay off topic

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 07:05 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth........

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 07:07 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth........

i like the fact you hate him just as we all do

Sully
11-02-2011, 07:10 PM
I used to like Selena Gomez...but the way she's been acting...going around dating girls publicly, it's just been bad on her image. Maybe she'll break up with her girlfriend, over this pregnancy incident.

Wade Barrett 1979
11-02-2011, 07:13 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

Iron Ape
11-02-2011, 07:17 PM
Wait, why was Michael Jackson brought up again? I'm sort of failing to see the connection between this likely bullshit story and an established pattern of inappropriate behavior between a grown man and several young boys (especially when said grown man spent tens of millions purchasing the silence of his families instead of fighting to prove his innocence on molestation accusations).

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 07:19 PM
Wait, why was Michael Jackson brought up again? I'm sort of failing to see the connection between this likely bullshit story and an established pattern of inappropriate behavior between a grown man and several young boys (especially when said grown man spent tens of millions purchasing the silence of his families instead of fighting to prove his innocence on molestation accusations).

well he was a smooth criminal


*puts on sunglasses..YEAAAAAA!!!!!*




yea I know bad pun is bad couldn't resist

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 07:20 PM
Wait, why was Michael Jackson brought up again? I'm sort of failing to see the connection between this likely bullshit story and an established pattern of inappropriate behavior between a grown man and several young boys (especially when said grown man spent tens of millions purchasing the silence of his families instead of fighting to prove his innocence on molestation accusations).

just saying pop stars always get blamed not that i like them or anything but yeah

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 07:25 PM
i like the fact you hate him just as we all do

It's not fair to hate children....they don't know any better....

But he does make my skin crawl.........yuck!

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 07:25 PM
just saying pop stars always get blamed not that i like them or anything but yeah

yes, but there is a difference between a paternity suit between 2 people who are claimed to have consensual sex and repeated allegations of child molestation that were never properly decided in a court of law, because apparently when you have money being a pedophile doesn't mean going to prison

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 07:28 PM
yes, but there is a difference between a paternity suit between 2 people who are claimed to have consensual sex and repeated allegations of child molestation that were never properly decided in a court of law, because apparently when you have money being a pedophile doesn't mean going to prison

technically this is a case of child molestation...THE CHICK IS FUCKING 20 YEARS OLD and BIEBER IS 16/17!!!!!!!

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 07:34 PM
technically this is a case of child molestation...THE CHICK IS FUCKING 20 YEARS OLD and BIEBER IS 16/17!!!!!!!

no, if anything that would be statutory rape, and that is dependent on the state laws, which being California are a bit intense compared to the other states in the US

http://www.sexlaws.org/california_statutory_rape

Child molestation is a different and much, much more serious crime.

Iron Ape
11-02-2011, 07:37 PM
just saying pop stars always get blamed not that i like them or anything but yeah
But Michael Jackson notoriously turned his bed into Shining Time Station, lending those claims an air of credibility that's sorely missing from this Bieber silliness. I mean, there was an established pattern of inappropriate behavior there, so it's not as if it was just a case of "Hey! Let's get our name on TMZ!"

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 07:38 PM
no, if anything that would be statutory rape, and that is dependent on the state laws, which being California are a bit intense compared to the other states in the US

http://www.sexlaws.org/california_statutory_rape

Child molestation is a different and much, much more serious crime.

I guess you're right. still though if I was Bieber's diffence team man I think the Statutory rape thing is WAAAAYYYY more serious that him knocking someone up

Sully
11-02-2011, 07:45 PM
I guess you're right. still though if I was Bieber's diffence team man I think the Statutory rape thing is WAAAAYYYY more serious that him knocking someone up

Wait...according to the link he posted, what that chick did was Statutory Rape.

K2Jelly
11-02-2011, 07:47 PM
But Michael Jackson notoriously turned his bed into Shining Time Station, lending those claims an air of credibility that's sorely missing from this Bieber silliness. I mean, there was an established pattern of inappropriate behavior there, so it's not as if it was just a case of "Hey! Let's get our name on TMZ!"

I haven't seen that show in AGES. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Concerning that woman, for her sake, she'd better win or she's screwed.

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 07:47 PM
Wait...according to the link he posted, what that chick did was Statutory Rape.

exactly
Statutory rape
not child molestation

Iron Ape
11-02-2011, 07:59 PM
I haven't seen that show in AGES. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
http://www.worldculturepictorial.com/images/content/george-carlin_shining-time-station.jpg

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 08:01 PM
But Michael Jackson notoriously turned his bed into Shining Time Station, lending those claims an air of credibility that's sorely missing from this Bieber silliness. I mean, there was an established pattern of inappropriate behavior there, so it's not as if it was just a case of "Hey! Let's get our name on TMZ!"

don't forget the "Jesus juice" and the giant ferris wheel in his front yard

Robstar
11-02-2011, 08:51 PM
you misspelled "mommy"

No YOU misspelled it...it's mummy. Damn Yankee Doodle language! ;)

Iron Ape
11-02-2011, 08:59 PM
don't forget the "Jesus juice" and the giant ferris wheel in his front yard
And Bubbles.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00565/SNF23SPDF_380_565737a.jpg

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 09:02 PM
No YOU misspelled it...it's mummy. Damn Yankee Doodle language! ;)

my spell check said it was good :P
just admit that we stole your language and made it better :P

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 09:03 PM
No YOU misspelled it...it's mummy. Damn Yankee Doodle language! ;)

No it's Mummy...it's a name or term of endearment, therefore it begins with a capital letter....

Sssh Rob, these americans like their own bastardised English language....lol US English my ass!

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 09:04 PM
my spell check said it was good :P
just admit that we stole your language and made it better :P

Nope, just shorter with less letters.....

Tomsta666
11-02-2011, 09:05 PM
To be honest, Mummy sounds posh. I'm northern, therfore it's Mammy or Mam!!

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 09:07 PM
To be honest, Mummy sounds posh. I'm northern, therfore it's Mammy or Mam!!

That's allowed......us Southern fairies prefer Mother, Mummy or Mum......I prefer oi myself

Asherdelampyr
11-02-2011, 09:12 PM
Nope, just shorter with less letters.....

exactly, better
unless you are playing scrabble

Tommy Thunder
11-02-2011, 09:14 PM
That's allowed......us Southern fairies prefer Mother, Mummy or Mum......I prefer oi myself

I find that 'Oi' works good for me too!
But seriously, here in Wales, it's 'Mam'.

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 09:18 PM
exactly, better
unless you are playing scrabble

Your definition of better is a little worrying. We can go all night with this, but Polly will defend the beautiful ENGLISH language until the end of time.....

Also - I think it's time the Americans gave us that Scrabble board back - seriously, if you guys haven't got the game figured out yet, you never will:p

SilverGhost
11-02-2011, 09:25 PM
Mom!
Mommy!

Mum!
Mum!!
Mummy!!

Ma!
MA!!!
MAMA!
MAMMY!

You English and Americans lol :p

HolyJose2391
11-02-2011, 09:25 PM
my spell check said it was good :P
just admit that we stole your language and made it better :P
That we did! America bitch!

Robstar
11-02-2011, 09:25 PM
I just call mine my Old Chook, lol. Actually, I call her Ma more than anything now I think about it.

I thought this thread title said Justin Bieber is dead, haahaha

Robstar
11-02-2011, 09:26 PM
Mom!
Mommy!

Mum!
Mum!!
Mummy!!

Ma!
MA!!!
MAMA!
MAMMY!

You English and Americans lol :p

And SG wins with the Family Guy quote. Discussion over.

Tomsta666
11-02-2011, 09:27 PM
Relevant...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw

Although I really COULDN'T CARE LESS!!

pauadrian
11-02-2011, 09:35 PM
I just call mine my Old Chook, lol. Actually, I call her Ma more than anything now I think about it.

I thought this thread title said Justin Bieber is dead, haahaha

read the first page and you will find out evrybody else did too

VanHooliganX
11-02-2011, 09:59 PM
my spell check said it was good :P
just admit that we stole your language and made it better :P

We'll admit it when you do make it better.
Until then. Y'ALL can dream again.

IrkenInvader
11-02-2011, 10:01 PM
This story is a total lie. This bullshit happens all the time, the only reason this story has any credibility is she probably was let back stage at one concert. He probably didn't have sex with her but most stage hands will tell about how they caught some of the spill overs from groupies. (whole other issue there)





Polly has 1000 posts.
http://avaaston.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ava-aston-macys-fireworks.jpg

IrkenInvader
11-02-2011, 10:04 PM
Your definition of better is a little worrying. We can go all night with this, but Polly will defend the beautiful ENGLISH language until the end of time.....

Also - I think it's time the Americans gave us that Scrabble board back - seriously, if you guys haven't got the game figured out yet, you never will:p

Why give it back when we could just have a friendly game?

VanHooliganX
11-02-2011, 10:04 PM
Polly has 1000 posts.
http://avaaston.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ava-aston-macys-fireworks.jpg

:O!
Welcome to the cool kid group ;D

SilverGhost
11-02-2011, 10:08 PM
Polly has 1000 posts.
http://avaaston.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ava-aston-macys-fireworks.jpg


This is the only thing that matters in this thread.

IrkenInvader
11-02-2011, 10:20 PM
:O!
Welcome to the cool kid group ;D

I wish I was still a god, it sounds cooler.

Polly-Pablo
11-02-2011, 10:27 PM
Why give it back when we could just have a friendly game?

I'm on for that!

IrkenInvader
11-02-2011, 10:31 PM
I'm on for that!

It wouldn't stay friendly for long. It would turn as soon as one of us Americans tries to spell color.

Necroyeti
11-03-2011, 03:23 AM
The pair allegedly proceeded to have sex, which lasted all of 30 seconds.
>being sixteen and shooting yer load in like a minute
http://i.imgur.com/ZNPgN.png

Robstar
11-03-2011, 04:10 AM
Why give it back when we could just have a friendly game?

I'm in for that. Sign me up.

Team Americanas vs Team What's Actually Right (W.A.R.)

Game on.

steveorton
11-03-2011, 06:29 AM
And he was like Baby Baby Baby Baby :D

Grind_Bastard
11-03-2011, 12:41 PM
I'm in for that. Sign me up.

Team Americanas vs Team What's Actually Right (W.A.R.)

Game on.

As my English pronounciation is neither English or American but straight ahead bullshit, can I be the special guest referee?

Rich Cranium
11-03-2011, 12:56 PM
It's just flipping gossip. Bieber probably never even had sex with this girl. She sounds like a gold digger imo.

thejman93
11-03-2011, 12:59 PM
Just read this whole thread; loved every post.

Congrats to Polly on reaching God....err.....'Goddess' :D:p

IrkenInvader
11-03-2011, 05:10 PM
No it's Mummy...it's a name or term of endearment, therefore it begins with a capital letter....

Sssh Rob, these americans like their own bastardised English language....lol US English my ass!

i speAk 'MericaN.

Polly-Pablo
11-03-2011, 06:29 PM
Just read this whole thread; loved every post.

Congrats to Polly on reaching God....err.....'Goddess' :D:p

Thanks!

Oh and Irk...it's colour! And it's humour etc etc .....

Why, out of all the things you could have changed, your country insisted on dropping the u, I don't know....baffles me

PandaMassacre
11-03-2011, 06:42 PM
I speak English and it is not even my first language.

Also.. Justin couldn't possibly be a Dad. Everyone knows that you can't conceive through lesbian sex.

Polly-Pablo
11-03-2011, 06:46 PM
I speak English and it is not even my first language.

Also.. Justin couldn't possibly be a Dad. Everyone knows that you can't conceive through lesbian sex.

LMFAO!! Kudos for this post

KJ PUNK
11-03-2011, 07:09 PM
Thanks!

Oh and Irk...it's colour! And it's humour etc etc .....

Why, out of all the things you could have changed, your country insisted on dropping the u, I don't know....baffles me

What can we say? We're Rebels!!!!

KJ PUNK
11-04-2011, 02:21 PM
i speAk 'MericaN.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-merica.jpg

xAzureSkye
11-04-2011, 02:26 PM
this calls for a Botchamania "Huh?"

xAzureSkye
11-04-2011, 02:27 PM
If Justin had sex with this girl then shouldn't Justin be the pregnant one?

Asherdelampyr
11-04-2011, 02:28 PM
so fake I am expecting the baby to be half-bat