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IrkenInvader
10-19-2011, 12:48 PM
So imagine this: You have a fetish for large women. You are dating a large lady who just happens to be a BBW porn star. On one particular night when you plan to romance her, you go down head first into her nether regions and find a dead cat (http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1292). Thats right, a kitten squashed flat as a pancake by a fat porn star.

Asherdelampyr
10-19-2011, 12:51 PM
wow
I need rubbing alcohol for my mind now

Automatic
10-19-2011, 12:59 PM
That's awesome. Imagine what kind of unfound treasures are hidden in other fat women around the world.

Wade Barrett 1979
10-19-2011, 12:59 PM
'The 64EE BABE'

Who's gonna crack the first pussy joke?!?!.....

THEKEVINBRAND
10-19-2011, 01:00 PM
now i got to go the nearest church and splash my face with holy water

Iron Ape
10-19-2011, 01:02 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg

Accessing this woman's vagina would have to require spelunking gear.

IrkenInvader
10-19-2011, 01:04 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg

Accessing this woman's vagina would have to require spelunking gear.

I'm not sure if you just posted nudity. Mostly because I'm not sure if she has bottoms on.

World B. Free
10-19-2011, 01:05 PM
Yuck!!! :eek:

THEKEVINBRAND
10-19-2011, 01:06 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg

Accessing this woman's vagina would have to require spelunking gear.

nope more like MapQuest or Google Maps for directions

Iron Ape
10-19-2011, 01:09 PM
I'm not sure if you just posted nudity. Mostly because I'm not sure if she has bottoms on.
I think we're just seeing a series of leg vaginas.

chunkkynutzzz
10-19-2011, 01:28 PM
God Bless Our Souls!
This is getting out of control!

Sully
10-19-2011, 03:04 PM
I actually believed the story surprisingly...that is until I read the last line....

“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.” That's when it hit me that this was just some sick joke.

Very well put together though.

Also, I think that photo may be nudity as well. That website is nearly a direct porn site, I thought I'd explore to see if it was more of a parody news site, but got distracted for about 30 minutes checking out the "Sports Babes"...then about 30 more minutes after that, a few more pages, and me "resting my eyes", I came to the conclusion that the site is a porn site.

:)

Although the picture posted here...what's sad about it is you can't even tell if it shows any nudity or not? Is that her fat? Or is she naked? Freaking nasty...