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IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 12:34 AM
Click here >>>>>Nasty (http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html)<<<<<

The Brown One
10-05-2011, 12:44 AM
At least its not www.mudfall.com

Tommy Thunder
10-05-2011, 12:45 AM
Click here >>>>>Nasty (http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html)<<<<<

Your fave 5?

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 02:09 PM
If you thought Japan was weird, you haven't seen enough of Germany (http://www.cracked.com/article_15629_the-30-most-unsettling-german-halloween-costumes.html).

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 02:16 PM
This is how I want my dead body to be dealt with. The very first one listed here (http://www.cracked.com/article_16858_the-6-coolest-things-you-can-do-with-your-dead-body.html).

jordan1995
10-05-2011, 02:42 PM
there is some crazy shit on here

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 03:23 PM
Brothel Sprouts.

Doctor jargon for Genital Warts.

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 03:25 PM
Oh my Lord. (http://www.cracked.com/article_15669_the-10-most-insane-medical-practices-in-history.html)

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 03:43 PM
Who likes Rape (http://www.cracked.com/article_18431_8-romantic-songs-you-didnt-know-were-about-rape.html) music?

68wPayne
10-05-2011, 03:48 PM
I love Cracked.com. And I find it very ironic that The Brown One posted the Mudfall.

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 05:59 PM
I love Cracked.com. And I find it very ironic that The Brown One posted the Mudfall.

I say its racist for you to have noticed.

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 08:12 PM
I know its mean to make fun of recovering alcoholics but this is hilarious.


There was a day in the first week of my own detoxification when I walked into the living room four times in a row to get my phone, but each time I forgot to pick it up. We've all done that before, right? The difference is that mine was ringing at the time.

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 09:34 PM
Well I'll be a son of a banana bread. Swearing activates part of your brain that controls the flight or fight response and your body automatically releases chemicals that block pain receptors. Short version, cursing helps you deal with pain. So the next time you stub your toe: swear like a sailor.

pauadrian
10-05-2011, 09:38 PM
ok i am not hanging around with you guys anymore lol

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 09:42 PM
Why not?

2 more god damned characters.

Sully
10-05-2011, 09:58 PM
At least its not www.mudfall.com

So now I know how you got your name.

IrkenInvader
10-05-2011, 10:56 PM
Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde.
Based on a true story.
Sort of, Dr. Horace Wells was a dentist back in the day when dentistry was done with out the aid of anesthesia. He read a newspaper add that preached the powers of a new 'laughing gas.' He came up with the idea of using it as an anesthetic during dental surgery but no one would volunteer for such a thing. So he volunteered himself, he had his assistant pull one of his molars out while under this new anesthetic. Miraculously he felt no pain. The only problem is people react to Nitrous Oxide differently, it takes larger doses to properly work in certain people. Dr. Wells found this out at a rather unfortunate time. During an exhibition where the Dr. tried to show his new pain killer would make dental surgery painless, the chosen patient didn't get a proper dosage and cried out in pain when his tooth was violently ripped out.

Dr. Wells's reputation was ruined, his clients stopped coming in and he retired from the dentistry profession. His assistant was obsessed with the idea of anesthesia and started to do his own research into this new area of science. He discovered a chemical called Ether. A chemical which when the vapors are inhaled causes the patient to fall asleep. He was much more successful at demonstrating his anesthesia than his mentor.

Horace, completely astonished at his former protege's successes, was drawn back into the dental field. He was obsessed with coming up with his own anesthetic to make him famous. He started to research a drug called Chloroform. This drug would put the patient into a dizzied state before rendering them unconscious. Of course Dr. Wells was unable to find a volunteer so he used himself as a test subject. Unfortunately he did not know Chloroform had poisonous, addictive and hallucinogenic properties when used repeatedly on one person. He went mad and started to see hallucinations that would violently attack him. As a result he started to take scalpels, other surgical tools and hydrochloric acid on his person to fight these hallucinations.

One night one of his visions lead to him throwing the hydrochloric acid onto a young women, permanently disfiguring the women. He was labeled a psychopath and a drug addict. He was thrown in jail where he was so ashamed at what hes done and what he has become that he took his own life. One week before he killed himself his colleagues and peers had decided to honor him as the father of modern anesthesia.



I typed that all by my lonesome.
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